1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is tomorrow 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: isn't promised? Let's do it today? Okay, all right, Uh, 4 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:15,319 Speaker 1: we'll get into that and just if you find out 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: what that's all about. But right now it is time 6 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: for the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: got for his nap? Creeping past? Creep creep, creep, creep, 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: creep creep creep, alright, creeping past. I don't know about 9 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: this one, all right, cat do Let's see what we 10 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: got creeping past. So I'm trying to speak it, hug. 11 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: You got him? How you today? I'm doing? I ain't 12 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 1: doing too good. You have been over praying for my 13 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: wife again, right right right, yes, sir. You know came 14 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: over here three times in one week. My wife you 15 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: already went through the operation and all that. She's gonna 16 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: be fine. I don't need you over your praying three 17 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: times a week, because, honestly, I think it's so. I 18 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: think it's something else on your mind when you come 19 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: over here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother. 20 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: You kind of hold it, brother, This is bloody, this 21 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:22,479 Speaker 1: is well your wife was on the second show, didn't lift. 22 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: I never actually come back. Question that I come by, Okay, 23 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 1: he ain't requested for you to bring your blacks to 24 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: my house for no damn three times in one week, man, 25 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:39,400 Speaker 1: So you can cut that boy down with me. Hold it, brother. 26 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 1: I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second 27 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: time I came by myself because she wasn't able to 28 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: come by, and I only stayed fifteen men each time. 29 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: So what's the problem? Because I already know what you 30 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: what you doing. I know you're trying to holding my wife. 31 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: I ain't stupid. How about your wife? I have a wife. 32 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 1: Why would I have put your wife? He's part of you. 33 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: Already know what you already know what you're doing. Man, 34 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: you up in here father house, white whine, no whine, whine, 35 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: nobody at the house. I already know what you do. 36 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Keep your black away from 37 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: my damn house. If you want to pray for my 38 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: wife and play my wife away, I'm gonna wait. Wait, manutein' wait, 39 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 1: mant you can't talk to you hand that's what you're 40 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,800 Speaker 1: gonna now. Brother, ain't gonna be none of that. And 41 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,359 Speaker 1: the ain't gonna be none of that. You're talking to 42 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,799 Speaker 1: the wrong brother, not okay. Now, First of all, you're 43 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,839 Speaker 1: not gonna di dispect me and curse me out. Okay, 44 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: that's not even the way brothers should be talking to brother. 45 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: Second of all, if there's any laying on the hands, 46 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,239 Speaker 1: it's gonna be my hand laying on you. You ain't 47 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:48,119 Speaker 1: the last the lady I know trying to lay my wife. 48 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: If I find that what you know that you mess 49 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: around my wife, it's gonna be, I know, trying to 50 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: do crazy. I'm just letting you talk. I'm gonna say 51 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 1: it one more time. Keep your black around you. First 52 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: of all, I told you once again you can't be 53 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: talking to me like that. Now I'm trying to be 54 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,079 Speaker 1: cool about the situation because I know you may be 55 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I have 56 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,919 Speaker 1: a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody was coming 57 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: back to my wife and show out with your wife 58 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: with my wife. I do you know, I'm only your house. 59 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: Maybe I need to come out your house and how 60 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 1: let your wife? Were you welcome to maybe maybe come 61 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: come and come and lay something over there on? Huh? God, 62 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: not hold Holy one, man, Holy One, I told you 63 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: before being disrespected. Now, that was a very idiotic statement 64 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: for you to make. Okay, that's what's going to happen. 65 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: If I kept your black said my house again, I'm 66 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on the 67 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: phone with you. You, your pastors, any more of them, 68 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: because if anybody come by my house again and I 69 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: ain't there, I'm kicking your black. Got some promise, you know, 70 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: just that's it. Look here, brother, if there's gonna be 71 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: any that's wosing going on, I'm gonna be kicking your 72 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay my hands on you, and I'm gonna 73 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 1: give you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna 74 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 1: pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you by 75 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: this put I'm gonna put up your okay, because I've 76 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 1: had it with you, you know. And I only went 77 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,799 Speaker 1: by it to visit your wife because I was asked 78 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem 79 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: you should have caused a pastor, Okay, but you're not 80 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: going to disrespect me. My wife's the church on the phone. Life. 81 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: You want to do somebody, you can meet me any pace. Well, 82 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 1: I've been man. You know, as a matter of fact, 83 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 1: I can go anywhere I wanted in this town. If 84 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 1: I be at your house talking to your wife, if 85 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 1: the path asked me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay, 86 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: are you you know you just you know it's you's 87 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: just a stupid brother. Okay, you need to one. You 88 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 1: need to come to church more offen. That's the problem. 89 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 1: You don't come to church more often. If you come 90 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: to church more of you wouldn't be talking to me 91 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 1: like that. You wouldn't be worried about me and your 92 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: wife because it must be something wrong in your house. 93 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: You'd be worried by me fooling with your wife. Okay, 94 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 1: so you need to check hut. Okay, you how about that? 95 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: Why don't you do that? Why don't you Why don't 96 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 1: you just check up? Okay? Tommy said, you're the one 97 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 1: that's cheating with my wife. That's that's all I know. 98 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: Who Tommy? Wh Let me say you Tommy the one. 99 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 1: Tomas said, you're the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy? 100 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:43,039 Speaker 1: Who who is Tommy? Tommy who? Uh? This is nephew Tommy. Man, 101 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: this is never your Tommy from Steve harmand Moran show Man, 102 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,840 Speaker 1: your church member Laurence got me to pray ball but 103 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: not wrong for that. You know you're long, You're long. 104 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 1: You know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all. 105 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: You know none stop no, you know y'all just you know, 106 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: y'all just go. You know I ain't gonna stop signs. 107 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna go. I'm gonna play for all 108 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 1: of y'all, all of your brothers and you, Tommy, Steve, Hobby, 109 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: brother Lawrence is wrong for that. Okay, I'm gonna check him. 110 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna check out. I'm gonna go. I don't talk 111 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:25,719 Speaker 1: to you on the moment. I'm pretty I'm gonna say, brother, brother, 112 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 1: brother man, you gotta tell me what's the baddest radio 113 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: show with the lab Man Steve Harvey Martin the show 114 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,040 Speaker 1: on that on that slide all the way to Hell. 115 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, I talk to you Holiday back. That's 116 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say. Huh what mess pre pre pre 117 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: pre Yeah. All right, listen up, y'all, it's happening. A 118 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,920 Speaker 1: night of love and laughter, A night of love and laughter, 119 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:05,160 Speaker 1: Fort Wayne, Indiana's and a Few Timey and Friends along 120 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 1: with Life Jennings in the building February the ten, February 121 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: twin at the Embassy Theater. I'm tickets are sold at 122 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: all ticket Master outlets. Once again, that is Love and 123 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: Laughed and a Few Timey and Friends along with the 124 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: One and Only Life Jennings and Fort Wayne, Indiana at 125 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 1: the Embassy Theater Friday night. That is the same weekend 126 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 1: of the Big Game. Okay, so Friday you come and 127 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: get your laugh home before the big game on Sunday 128 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: and laying in the cut is chuckles. Oh my god, 129 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:40,080 Speaker 1: ain't been there in a long time. Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee. 130 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,400 Speaker 1: That's February seventeen through the eighteenth, which I'll say, that's 131 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 1: Valentine's weekend. What do you think because we Valentine's during 132 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: a little week what you call call weekend. That that's 133 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: after Valentine's Day, after Valentine's Day. For those that that 134 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,640 Speaker 1: that that messed up and didn't get out, how about 135 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 1: that come hang out with your boy at Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee, 136 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 1: February seventeen at eighteen the nephew will be in town 137 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 1: with nephew Time and Friends, It's been a while since 138 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: I've been there. And laying way way in the cut 139 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 1: of February is Baltimore, the Comedy Factory. I am coming 140 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: through ball tie More. That's a little later, all right, 141 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:27,120 Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, get your tickets back on the road, 142 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:35,079 Speaker 1: back in stride again, back in stride. But you know, 143 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:42,960 Speaker 1: I'm still stupid, still ignorant. We know yet I did 144 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 1: not lose a drop of stupid through my crisis. I 145 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,559 Speaker 1: did not lose a drop of stupid. And I'm so 146 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: blessed God let me keep my stupid. For God to 147 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,600 Speaker 1: let me keep my stupid, that means he that that's 148 00:08:55,720 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 1: that shows what what I it was. Un Coming up. 149 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: We're gonna remove this cancer, but we're gonna keep that stupid. 150 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,679 Speaker 1: Will we do it? Coming coming up my strawberry letter, 151 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:13,280 Speaker 1: and the subject is tomorrow isn't promised, so let's do 152 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: it today. We'll get back into it right after this. 153 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,800 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.