1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 1: You confession I can't take back. 2 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 2: Arms Speaker, Texas seventy five nine two says I adopted 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 2: two kittens and named them Dolly and Lama, which was 4 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 2: fun for two years till Dolly ran away and I 5 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 2: was stuck explaining to people why my cat was named Lama. 6 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 2: Lama wouldn't be a weird name on this segment because 7 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 2: the whole point is to not understand anything about you 8 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 2: or who you are. That's why you can confess your 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 2: deepest secrets here with total anonymity. And we have a 10 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 2: guy who's chosen to go by an exotic, foreign sounding name. 11 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 3: Welcome Chris, spelled with a C. 12 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 4: I was hoping it was a lost kitty Dahali on 13 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 4: the phone. 14 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 3: That's what I really wanted. 15 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 2: Maybe it will be pleasantly surprised, chrisy there, definitely human. 16 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 2: Maybe it's the voice changer, though that's messing it up 17 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 2: for us. 18 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: It is on. 19 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker, Chris. Whenever you're ready, we 20 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 2: want to hear your confession. 21 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,959 Speaker 1: All right, Well, one of my friends, I won't say 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 1: her name, but why not just throw it out there. 23 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 4: And social Security number and her birth day? 24 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: Yeah? It Stacey. Stacy Okay, So Stacey and I we've 25 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: a friends for a long time, like years, and so 26 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: she she's a cool job. She worked as a PI 27 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: private investigator. 28 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 3: You should have a front that would be so useful scary, 29 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 3: like you're following people. 30 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 2: Was she behind the scenes doing stuff or was she 31 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 2: actually like out doing the investigation. 32 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 1: No, she was like a field worker. She was like 33 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: an agent in the field. 34 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 4: I bet it's way more boring than the movies. Yeah, 35 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 4: it's a lot of paperwork and a lot of sitting 36 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 4: with nothing happening. 37 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 3: Six hours waiting for someone. Yes, yes, and then and 38 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 3: then that's your day. 39 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: Well, I mean one of her jobs that one could 40 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: say was fun when she would be at decoy like 41 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,959 Speaker 1: like a honeypot kind of a thing. 42 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 3: What do you mean, like she would try to lure 43 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 3: men in or something. 44 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, like they send in a pretty girl safey and 45 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:23,359 Speaker 1: to see if their clients, husbands or boyfriends were cheating 46 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: on them. 47 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 3: We are that simple as guys send a pretty girl exposed. 48 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,959 Speaker 4: I'm worried about the women paying for this, Like you 49 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 4: don't have a girlfriend from work or. 50 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: Something that and like you know, she did this for 51 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 1: many years and this is one of her main jobs 52 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: because she's really pretty One day out of the blue, 53 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 1: I just stop hearing from her. What Yeah, which is 54 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: weird because like we would talk a couple of times 55 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 1: a week, you know, we were a good friends. 56 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 3: Yeah. 57 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 4: Did she like fall out of your friends circle too, 58 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 4: because like I assume you guys had mutual friends. 59 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, she's top hanging out with our friends too. No 60 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: one had heard from her. 61 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,959 Speaker 3: She literally disappear. 62 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, that is yeah, truly, And I'm like, just something 63 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: terrible addened to her. 64 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 3: You're like, do we need to report it? Does her 65 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 3: boss know? 66 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 2: Can you ride investigate a missing private investigatory past? 67 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: You can do that? And I don't know if she 68 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: was like super undercover, moved or something went wrong, you know. 69 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 1: And then about a year later, she just pops up again. 70 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: What at a friend's party? 71 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 3: There were people freaking out. I'd be like, oh my god, 72 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 3: where have you been? Did you move? Or what you're 73 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 3: doing a honeypot on one of your friends at the party. 74 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: You know. Honestly, I wish that was the case because 75 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: it ended up being like way more insane and crazy, 76 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: Like I think it's pretty crazy, man? 77 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 4: Was it some like crazy ex husband got mad? 78 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: At her. 79 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 3: Was it a Halloween party, because that'd be awesome, you know, Like, I. 80 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: Don't know if this is worse or better than what 81 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 1: you guys said. So she was on a decoy case 82 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: and ended up up actually sleeping with the target, like 83 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: the married guy she was following. 84 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 3: Oh so does that? Does that get you fired? No, 85 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 3: she got confused. She's investigating his privates. 86 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 4: Because she's a private investigator. 87 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 3: I liked it. 88 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: Yeah you said it got worse, Yes, it gets worse, 89 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: Like that's that's not even the worst? Was he ugly? 90 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 3: Was he ugly? You can't brag about him? 91 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 1: So she's sleeping with this target, this married guy gets 92 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: pregnant and moves in with him. 93 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 3: Oh god, drama kidding me? 94 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 4: Did she get fired from her job? 95 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: Actually, her bosses at the agency had no idea that 96 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: this was even happening. What's what? How would they not know? 97 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 1: For good investigators? 98 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 4: Not only doesn't she get insurance through her work, She's 99 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 4: gonna have to put that baby on. There's gonna be 100 00:04:58,440 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 4: some explanation that needs to happen. 101 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. He divorced his wife to be 102 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: with Stacy and never told the wife anything. 103 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 3: Wow, wife, the. 104 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,359 Speaker 1: Woman hired her. 105 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,119 Speaker 4: I don't know, the honeypot was too sweet. 106 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: He told the firm that he was good to go, 107 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 1: and they just believed her. 108 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,479 Speaker 4: Imagine hiring an investigator being like, I think my husband's 109 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 4: cheating and the investigator runs away with your husband. 110 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 3: My god, that is wild. 111 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. 112 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,599 Speaker 4: I mean you got your answer. 113 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 3: Yeah you know. So are you the godfather of the 114 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 3: secret baby? No? 115 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: No, no, Well the thing is, you know, I want 116 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,480 Speaker 1: to stay away from this ass much as possible, and 117 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: she's actually making that kind of easy because now they're 118 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 1: moving to Vegas. 119 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 3: Oh it sounds like nothing bad happens in Vegas. 120 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 4: I love that your confession is just gossip, your friend circle, 121 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,840 Speaker 4: gossip tea. 122 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, you're calling to wish her good luck. 123 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. Here's the thing about that, was like, aren't 124 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 1: you worried he's gonna cheat on you too? Considering how 125 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 1: you guys miss Yeah, She's just like, no, I'm a 126 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: pi I could. He can never get away with it. 127 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:14,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, yeah, well he believes what they want to. 128 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 3: Right, there's gonna be some sort of Disney movie based 129 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 3: on this story. 130 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 2: I feel like, sure, Chris, thanks for sharing that and 131 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 2: text in seven, eight, five nine two. If you have 132 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 2: a confession that you've been holding on to, we can 133 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 2: mask your voice, hide your identity, and make you the 134 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 2: next mass speaker. 135 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 3: Or if you just have some good friend gossip that 136 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 3: we need to hear. 137 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,039 Speaker 1: We're down. 138 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 3: Your phone down's coming up right after this, Brook and 139 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.