WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Green Palette" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week

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<v Speaker 1>was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of

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<v Speaker 1>the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats

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<v Speaker 1>crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich

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<v Speaker 1>pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of hot takes

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<v Speaker 1>break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>into the podcast Ojo The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny g Radio. It's that favorite time of the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>The mail Bag. Yeahlbag. How exciting is that? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>It's suit asked Ben. Has always been my favorite feature. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the mail boy. This is not asked Ben.

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<v Speaker 1>This is nothing like spend it all people. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no. This is the complete opposite. This is the mailbag.

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<v Speaker 1>This is totally different content right now, okay, just package differently. No,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no new packaging at all. This is an entirely

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<v Speaker 1>new concept. No one else has ever had this idea.

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<v Speaker 1>It is an amazing bit that we have here. Mailbag.

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<v Speaker 1>The bid is Danny. People send virtual mail in and

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<v Speaker 1>then we read the mail Even though it's digital mail.

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<v Speaker 1>And even former President Donald Trump. You know what he

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<v Speaker 1>said about the mailbag. You're very special, that's right. He

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<v Speaker 1>said special. And he told me to pass this message

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<v Speaker 1>under you, Danny. He didn't say very very special. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't say that, but he said that you are,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what he said. And he also said, please don't

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<v Speaker 1>be rude, come on now, okay, quiet, quiet, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>He also said I should get a big fat raise. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>was you wrong? That never happened. Yeah, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we all need to laugh. That's what he also said.

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<v Speaker 1>After he said that, he said, I'm joking, and he

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<v Speaker 1>said I don't look so bad right now after the

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<v Speaker 1>Biden gas tacts and all that. Anyway, all right, this

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<v Speaker 1>is not a political sort just I just can't calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>But it is the mail bag, and there's only one

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<v Speaker 1>way to start the mail bags, trying to lower our

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<v Speaker 1>rating to four point seven. I don't want that, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Calm that everything, you'll be okay. Please, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay, and it will be okay. Calm that alright,

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<v Speaker 1>then so let's shot. Okay, we will and uh way

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<v Speaker 1>we go, Ohio, Wow, it's uh thank you Ohio. All

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<v Speaker 1>right to it. We got mail and we start out

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<v Speaker 1>with Pierre for East of the Rockies. It's a great

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<v Speaker 1>tribute to the George Norry. Now, last week there were

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<v Speaker 1>we were doing a bit could anybody guess my Halloween costume?

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<v Speaker 1>And Pierre from the East of the Rocky says, first off,

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<v Speaker 1>to answer your question to my question from last week,

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<v Speaker 1>I would guess that you are dressing up as a

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<v Speaker 1>chicken finger or chicken tender, and Mrs Mallard will be

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<v Speaker 1>dressing up as a container of raising kanes dipping sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is this is tremendous peer In fact, this

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<v Speaker 1>is such a good idea. It's not what I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to dress up as, but it's such a great

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<v Speaker 1>idea that I actually messaged my wife while she was

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<v Speaker 1>at work. I said, this is a great idea. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta hear what this guy Pierre came up with. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's she laughed, she knows how addicted I am to

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<v Speaker 1>that raising kines. And she said, that's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>And but unfortunately it's too late along in the process

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<v Speaker 1>for this year. But next year, Danny, we might have

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<v Speaker 1>to go raising kinestein costume. I might have to do

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<v Speaker 1>that with the wife. We might have to have that happen,

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<v Speaker 1>and well, yeah, we have to get the side of bread.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, the Texas toast? Is that what they call

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<v Speaker 1>the Texas Toast? Right? All right? Add Pier says. For

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<v Speaker 1>this week's question, he says, will there be a max

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<v Speaker 1>limit put on the wager ring of the high stakes

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<v Speaker 1>cornhole competition at the Mallard Halloween party this year? That's

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<v Speaker 1>a question. A question B What on the grittle menu?

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<v Speaker 1>What is on the grittle menu at the party? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife is the social butterfly. She is the party planner.

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind of go along with crap. That's my

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<v Speaker 1>job in this relationship. And she plans parties and then

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<v Speaker 1>I get to invite a few of my radio friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she invites her friends, and then we have

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<v Speaker 1>mutual friends and things like that. So there's that, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's not really cornhole. Although I will dominate Danny. I

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<v Speaker 1>will kick your ascid cornhole. I'll tell you all right

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<v Speaker 1>now if you come to the Halloween party, so be

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<v Speaker 1>prepared on that. But also we've got this left right

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<v Speaker 1>center game and that's the game. But there's really no

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<v Speaker 1>way to cheat at that game. You just gotta play

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<v Speaker 1>it straight up. It's left right center. That's a fun game.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta play that. So make sure if you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this and you're coming to the ugly not the

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<v Speaker 1>ugly sweat of the Halloween Park, make sure to bring

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<v Speaker 1>dollar bills, dollar bills, dollar bills, dollar bills, dollar bills.

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<v Speaker 1>So whenever you and I hang out and we have

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<v Speaker 1>a big stack of dollar bills, just tell the girls

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<v Speaker 1>that we're playing left right center exactly. That's it missing.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just trying trying to win a couple of bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, a couple of boys gamble, and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>men do. We gamble. All right, come back, pay attention.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sign from now call. Next up is Chris and

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Cocoa. I always just say Mallard and Danny G.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a question, but thought you would enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>these pictures from my local radio station k m a Q.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to do a thirty minute guest spot to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about my involvement with the city park board and

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<v Speaker 1>snap them afterwards. The state is a literal time capsule

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<v Speaker 1>from the nineteen fifties and look and feel hope you

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny G. Enjoy, he says, ps Go Raiders and Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>I made sure to send these photos over to you,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, yeah, it's it's pretty cool. I noticed in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio it looks like those are cards. To me,

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<v Speaker 1>there's cart racks and c D racks, which is both

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<v Speaker 1>used when we were kids. We did this is k

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<v Speaker 1>M a q A MT twenty and ninety five point

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<v Speaker 1>one on the FM dial Marraccada, Iowa, and both stations simula.

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<v Speaker 1>They simulcast each other for about half of the the

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<v Speaker 1>broadcast day. So yeah, that's that's pretty pretty neat it

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<v Speaker 1>As a radio nerd, it's it's it's cool to check

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<v Speaker 1>these things out. I years ago, when I did a

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<v Speaker 1>college football game in Norman, Oklahoma, I had to record

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<v Speaker 1>this one hour syndicated like football thing that I a

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<v Speaker 1>college football show that I was doing it. I really

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<v Speaker 1>like it, but we had to we were on the

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<v Speaker 1>road and we had to go to the local radio station,

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<v Speaker 1>so we went to one in Norman, Oklahoma, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was like right out of The Simpsons, Danny. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like they had this massive radio tower, you know, flat Oklahoma.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a massive radio tower, and then they had like

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<v Speaker 1>this little trailer where the radio station was, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, ohly crap, what am I doing here? That

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<v Speaker 1>reminds me. I'm not sure if I ever told you

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<v Speaker 1>about the radio station. I went to visit a buddy

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<v Speaker 1>because he was board operating the station he worked for

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<v Speaker 1>was put inside an old bomb shelter in Modesto, California.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right? It was the creepiest looking thing you

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<v Speaker 1>could ever imagine. They had nice studios, nice equipment, but

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<v Speaker 1>it all looked like early fifties from the carpet to

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<v Speaker 1>the furniture. Uh. The actual electronics were nice, the actual shelter,

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<v Speaker 1>the like the door. He showed me what it looked like. Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, God, our country was spooked back then, right, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone thought they were in any moment the nuclear bomb

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna be shot and that was it, go to dynamite.

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<v Speaker 1>It was end times. I'm looking at the transmitter, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at the power. It's a five radio station Marricoco, Iowa.

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<v Speaker 1>Five watts. But it reaches during the daytime. It reaches Davenport,

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<v Speaker 1>which is I guess the big city, Uh, Davenport, It

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<v Speaker 1>reaches Dubuque, Iowa. It's just on the fringes. It can.

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<v Speaker 1>It does not reach Iowa City. And I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>want to look at the night time because the nighttime

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<v Speaker 1>there are a hundred and thirty five watts. I have

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<v Speaker 1>light bulbs that have more watts. And I mean, let's

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<v Speaker 1>be let's be honest here. But but that's cool. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a local local a d oh, and I support that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the fact. I remember when I got into

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<v Speaker 1>the business, Danny and I talked to these old DJs

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<v Speaker 1>and they worked at all these small stations like places

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<v Speaker 1>in Marricca, Iowa, and they bounced around and there's no

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<v Speaker 1>way to do that. You haven't been able to do

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<v Speaker 1>that in thirty five years in radio at least. And um,

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<v Speaker 1>but that used to be how the business work. You

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<v Speaker 1>bounce around from little station to little station, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>the way you did it. So, you know what, that

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<v Speaker 1>decor reminds me of that movie Blast from the Past,

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<v Speaker 1>remember that with Brendan Fraser. And you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta I gotta vibe to the Rick Dy's board. Vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a little bit Rick Dy's old school board.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything that had a tube. He wanted it. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he loved that. He did not like the new digital

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that came in at the end of his run

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<v Speaker 1>to Kiss FM in l A uh that that also

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<v Speaker 1>reminded me of it all right. Next up, I got mail, yea,

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<v Speaker 1>I got mail yea great p one Brigadier General in

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<v Speaker 1>the Malle Militia Jason from Rocky Mount, Virginia. He says, Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>this question may have been asked before, but what was

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<v Speaker 1>your first ever paying job and what was your starting

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<v Speaker 1>pay rate? My first job, I was delivering the Irvine

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<v Speaker 1>World News, a defunct newspaper when I was growing up

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<v Speaker 1>in Irvine, and I tossed the newspaper. My mom drove

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<v Speaker 1>me around. I didn't even have a car and driving.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to do it on my bike, but there

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<v Speaker 1>were too many newspapers. I couldn't do it on my bike,

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<v Speaker 1>so I had my mom drive me around. But I

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<v Speaker 1>got paid a weekly stipend and then I had to

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<v Speaker 1>get you know, you try to you work people for

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<v Speaker 1>this the tips around Christmas. But I didn't get very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to remember what I think it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe like fifty bucks a week. It was really low.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's a long time ago, so it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was not very much. What about you, Danny g Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>also delivering newspapers. My family moved from l A to

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<v Speaker 1>the Bay A back to where my mom grew up

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<v Speaker 1>in San Jose, and my cousin threw a paper route

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<v Speaker 1>for the San Jose Mercury News. Cool, and he would

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<v Speaker 1>bribe me with baseball, basketball, football cards and he'd throw

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<v Speaker 1>me five ten dollar bills to help him throw the route.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was the first time ever made money off

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<v Speaker 1>of a job. He's San Jose Mercury, which is still around,

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<v Speaker 1>unlike the newspaper that I delivered, which is not not

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<v Speaker 1>around anymore. Next up, Barry right Sin from Nashville. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>Yo yo mob Benny. I don't recall this question being

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<v Speaker 1>asked before I apologize if I missed it. I am

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<v Speaker 1>curious how long ago was it when you first started

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<v Speaker 1>using your catchphrase in the air everywhere? And how did

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<v Speaker 1>it come about that you came up with that slogan?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so Verry, First of all, I'm really bad

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<v Speaker 1>with dates. I think I've only been at Fox Sports

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<v Speaker 1>Radio for like five years. I've been there over twenty years,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm really better. I think everyone's around my age,

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<v Speaker 1>even when they're really young or really old. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really bad with that stuff. So I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>exactly when I started using it. It was at Fox

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<v Speaker 1>Sports Radio. I didn't use it before Fox Sports Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>It was early on in my run, so anywhere from

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<v Speaker 1>like two thousand one to two thousand four or two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand five, somewhere in that area. So it's been a

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<v Speaker 1>long time I've been using it. And in the early days.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna shock people because I do a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the same bits over and over, but I would

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<v Speaker 1>experiment with different things. When I started on the weekends,

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing the weekend overnight show. We were on

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<v Speaker 1>No Affiliates. We had nobody listening other than Cowboy John

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<v Speaker 1>Brad and Doc Mike. They were the only ones in

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<v Speaker 1>Pete and Pittsburgh. And so I would just try different crap.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just throwing spaghetti against the wall seeing

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<v Speaker 1>what would stick. And I drove in and people say,

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<v Speaker 1>I got that from a cartoon. I guess that used that,

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<v Speaker 1>But I did not get that from a cartoon. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I said it one night on a Saturday night,

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<v Speaker 1>late at night, I blurted it out and I got

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<v Speaker 1>some good feedback. And since we all have a little

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<v Speaker 1>self esteem. You know how it works, dandy, right, You

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<v Speaker 1>get good feedback. You're like, hey, people like that, Let

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<v Speaker 1>me do that again. And I did, and it just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of became my thing. It became my stick, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I've used it ever since then and I will

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<v Speaker 1>continue to use it as long as I am giving

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<v Speaker 1>access to one of these big microphones. And it's just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of how it happens. It was not when I

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<v Speaker 1>said it the first time. I was like, all right, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and try something else next hour. But people

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<v Speaker 1>really liked it. They thought it was good. It clicked,

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<v Speaker 1>and and now it'll forever be attached to the network.

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<v Speaker 1>It will be on my tombstone someday. You ever think

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<v Speaker 1>the network would come this far? Oh my god, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I we were when we started. ESPN Radio is the giant, right,

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<v Speaker 1>They were the mother ship everyone wanted to be, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>ESPN Radio was all it could be. And they're a

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<v Speaker 1>little piss ants now compared to our network. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It is stunning. I am so proud of Fox Sports Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>It is amazing because when we started, there were other

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<v Speaker 1>networks that were around. There was I think, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think sports fan radio is around, but the

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<v Speaker 1>sporting news radio there were I remember that there were

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<v Speaker 1>a couple other networks and we were low on the

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<v Speaker 1>totem poll, right. We were like, you didn't have any affiliates.

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<v Speaker 1>People didn't like that, didn't take us seriously, and and

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<v Speaker 1>so to see where we are right now, it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm so happy, so proud of everyone that's

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<v Speaker 1>worked here over the years at Fox Sports Radio. Because

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<v Speaker 1>in the early days it did we were questioning whether

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<v Speaker 1>we were going to even make it. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll get a job back in local radio. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know this because there were rumors because we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of affiliates and there were a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of changes that were made at the network. And to

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<v Speaker 1>go from that toiates, I know, we when I started,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't start the first like month of Fox SPO.

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<v Speaker 1>I was hired like a month or so after the

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<v Speaker 1>network started, and I was the first weekend. They didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have any weekend programming when they started because they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have any affiliates, So what do you need programming for? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>But they we had. I was the first overnight guy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had update shifts and things, so there was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of a lot of crap that I had

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<v Speaker 1>going on. And we were on in Binghamton, New York, Pittsburgh,

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<v Speaker 1>and and we had an affiliate in Michigan, but it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't Detroit. It was like outside of Detroit. But that

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<v Speaker 1>was about it. We had, like there were a few

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<v Speaker 1>other really small radio stations. Wow. So it's it's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>crazy to think where we are today compared to where

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<v Speaker 1>we were back then. We got this whole podcast crap

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<v Speaker 1>that we've gotten out, Danny right, like it's a wild Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really scary when you think about it. You went

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<v Speaker 1>from Milli Vanilly to Pitbull Mr Worldwide. Yeah, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>stop in the train. The train is going. Uh. Next

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<v Speaker 1>up on the old mail bag, come back touch It's

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<v Speaker 1>Si from mail Call Mike from Fullerton Rights. And he says,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, I will like to thank Pierre for

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<v Speaker 1>changing locations every mail bag to spare us all from

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<v Speaker 1>boring Pro Basketball Hall of Fame factoids. Kudos to you, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Mike, did you know that Muffett McGraw

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<v Speaker 1>is enshrined in the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you know that? Yeah? Anyway, Mike, says, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>short question for each of you, Danny, G who do

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<v Speaker 1>you like more Covino Rich? That's pretty funny. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a loaded question right there. That is a loaded question,

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<v Speaker 1>and Kennon will be used against you if you actually

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<v Speaker 1>answer the question, Danny, I will say this, um Covino's

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<v Speaker 1>personality probably match his mind a little more because he's

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<v Speaker 1>he's more laid back in the studio, whereas Rich is

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<v Speaker 1>more like a chihuahua. And I mean he jokes about

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<v Speaker 1>this himself. He'll pace back and forth in the hallway

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<v Speaker 1>during the commercial breaks, and he's always in and out

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<v Speaker 1>of the studios, and he's he's very positive, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a ton of energy. No, you should have the

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<v Speaker 1>nervous hearts. On Friday's show, he drank not one, but

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<v Speaker 1>two coffees, two iced coffees. He's a guy bend. He

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<v Speaker 1>should never be allowed to drink one coffee at all ever.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I love his energy, but sometimes it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a puppy. Yeah yeah, so I I would say there's

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<v Speaker 1>a term for that. It's called the Ferman, the Andy Ferman. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Rich is like Andy Ferman a little bit. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying I want a mature guy. He is

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<v Speaker 1>auntie and he brings that energy to the airwaves, which

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<v Speaker 1>is really good for all air but off the air. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he can't really sit still, and so Covino, I think

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<v Speaker 1>is more like me as far as sitting still and

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<v Speaker 1>only getting up occasionally. And uh, we channel our energy

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<v Speaker 1>to the airways, whereas Rich as nothing but energy. I

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<v Speaker 1>like it though. There is not a day where any

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<v Speaker 1>of us can lag because rich will, you know, bring

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<v Speaker 1>us out of our shell for sure. Yeah, I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>more like you and Conveno. I don't really leave the

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<v Speaker 1>studio much. I'm like I, I sit my ask down

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<v Speaker 1>and I just kind of do my thing. You used

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<v Speaker 1>to do laps I did. I did back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so I was so paranoid about losing weight

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<v Speaker 1>and all that. He would walk around the building. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do that anymore. Now I'm just a lump.

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<v Speaker 1>I just sit there and I'll get out one So

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<v Speaker 1>I could I go to the gym and I get

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<v Speaker 1>my workout in there. I figure I've as long as

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<v Speaker 1>I maintain my weight. Now I'm in in decent shape,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can just keep doing that. Uh. And Mike

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<v Speaker 1>also says Ben on the weekday radio show, you sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>say that you don't need to take calls. You have

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<v Speaker 1>plenty of content. I've yet to hear a whole show

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<v Speaker 1>with no callers, So I'm curious what kind of bonus

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<v Speaker 1>content we're missing out on. Do you always have extra

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<v Speaker 1>monologues or stories prepared in case the phones are down?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it bullshit? And by the fourth hour you'd

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<v Speaker 1>have to resort to announcing the next day's starting lineup

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<v Speaker 1>or starting pitchers for every team in baseball, just to

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<v Speaker 1>fill the time. I was so excited I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>pick more guys. I love it. How dare you? Uh So? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna brag or anything like that, but I

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<v Speaker 1>am I a hyper preparer. And the reason I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>hyper preparer I had a very bad experience Mike early

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<v Speaker 1>in my radio career, the first show that I ever did.

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<v Speaker 1>I've told this story a few times, but I had

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<v Speaker 1>the program director, this guy named Bo Bennett, who was watching,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was this is like the opportunity of a lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>L A Radio the number one radio market Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not New York, it's l A. Because people in

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<v Speaker 1>cars and all that. So number one market, the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing l A. I got an opportunity to a show,

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<v Speaker 1>a trial show. So I spent all week preparing for

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<v Speaker 1>these monologues. And I just nailed the monologue and I

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<v Speaker 1>had nothing else and I figured I'll just take calls,

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<v Speaker 1>and no one called because yeah, so I had flop

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<v Speaker 1>sw I'm pretty sure I drowned that day and I'm dead,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had flops with from from not being prepared,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I made a pack with myself that day.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, as long as I'm lucky enough to have

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<v Speaker 1>one of these jobs, I am never gonna go into

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<v Speaker 1>that studio depending on a single fucking caller. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not because I can't depend on them. Sometimes people call,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes they don't call. This was local radio and now

0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:55.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing a six hundred affiliates. There's always people calling.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, you know, I'm never gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>this again. And so, uh, do you think you slightly

0:21:00.920 --> 0:21:05.920
<v Speaker 1>overcorrected like maybe the NFL is doing with concussions. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I I wish I could get to a point where

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have as much that there's so much stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that I never get to that never ends up on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio that I have in my back pocket just

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<v Speaker 1>in case I I have Roberto or Cooper say hey,

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<v Speaker 1>the phones aren't working, you know, or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>or nobody calls. Um. But I've I've never I've never

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<v Speaker 1>had to go that far down. But no, I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm absolutely able to do an entire show without taking

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<v Speaker 1>a single call. And and that's that's just the way

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<v Speaker 1>I've been preparing. And I've I've done that for twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years since I well over twenty years now, since I've

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<v Speaker 1>been at Fox. Uh. Mike also says, my guest for

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<v Speaker 1>Ben's Halloween costume this year is Larry the Lobster from

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<v Speaker 1>SpongeBob SquarePants. Okay, I will reveal, should I do it now?

0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:01.399
<v Speaker 1>You want me to real? And uh, you should probably

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<v Speaker 1>do the big reveal at the end of the program.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, I'm gonna wait till the end for the

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<v Speaker 1>big reveal. Next up on the mail bag is our

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<v Speaker 1>Man our Myth, the legend from Colorado. You heard him

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<v Speaker 1>on yesterday's show, Adrian in the Mile High City, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>Benn in Danny g I enjoyed the conversation last week

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<v Speaker 1>about food waste. I'm right here with you guys. Adrian says,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate food waste. I'm a frugal guy myself. When

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<v Speaker 1>we were on a family cruise this summer, you would

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<v Speaker 1>not believe all the food that was wasted on board

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<v Speaker 1>the ship. All yeah, I can't imagine because that would

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<v Speaker 1>have me crazy. It's all inclusive, right, So you get

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<v Speaker 1>you get a plate of burgers, eat one burger. You're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. That's it. Uh And Adrian says, I was

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<v Speaker 1>happy to hear, however, that most of the wasted food

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<v Speaker 1>on the ship gets ground down to almost a liquid

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<v Speaker 1>form and is allowed to be dumped into the ocean

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<v Speaker 1>for marine life to eat. Well, that's cool. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. I did not know that either. What do

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<v Speaker 1>they do with the human waste though? That? Imagine people

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<v Speaker 1>on a one week cruise. How much human ship must

0:23:16.520 --> 0:23:17.960
<v Speaker 1>be on that boat. What do they do with that?

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<v Speaker 1>They can't drop that, and they probably stir the two

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<v Speaker 1>together and they call that fast food. But I'm bumped,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's funny, all right. He says that George

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<v Speaker 1>nori Kt is a character. Fellas. Your conversation on shape

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<v Speaker 1>shifting was interesting. I'm getting ready to do my annual

0:23:38.880 --> 0:23:41.320
<v Speaker 1>shape shifting here at the end of the month. Be

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<v Speaker 1>on the lookout for the next few weeks of Halloween picks.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh the return of Bronco Man. All Right, I like

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<v Speaker 1>that sure. Hope by the time you dropped this on

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<v Speaker 1>a Sunday that Mr Unlimited and the Broncos will have

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<v Speaker 1>taken care of the Colts on Thursday night. Injuries have

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<v Speaker 1>hit my squad early and off in this season. Well,

0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:08.480
<v Speaker 1>also self inflicted wounds. Adrian. You know it's a bad

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<v Speaker 1>sign when your squad can't even get a playoff without

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<v Speaker 1>a pre snap penalty. That's that's like a Pop Warner

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<v Speaker 1>type penalty, and I've seen that happen a lot for

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<v Speaker 1>the Broncos this year. He says, I'm looking forward to

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday night, the eleventh, when the Dodgers host Game one

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<v Speaker 1>of the NLDS. You know, I got some good coin

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<v Speaker 1>on l A winning it all. I'll be bleeding Dodger

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<v Speaker 1>blue this postseason. And he says, lastly, I'm a hat guy,

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<v Speaker 1>uh like you, the mad Hatter of sports chatter. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>check out this Dodger had I got for the platform's

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<v Speaker 1>and you can't see this to anybody's got a Dodger

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<v Speaker 1>hat and it's it's got like the Dodger logo with

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<v Speaker 1>a little green in got a little little green in that.

0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:53.879
<v Speaker 1>And Adrian is always so cool. He since got a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful family, and he sent a bunch of of photos

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<v Speaker 1>year of his kids. And your wife, says a cardinal fan, Adrian,

0:25:05.040 --> 0:25:09.200
<v Speaker 1>what's up with that man? She from Saint Louis. She's

0:25:09.200 --> 0:25:12.960
<v Speaker 1>wearing a Saint Louis hat. What's up with that? Damn

0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:15.720
<v Speaker 1>red Birds they used to be she's on the juice.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to call them the cheating Cardinals, but then

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:22.439
<v Speaker 1>the astros said, hold my beer and uh, and I

0:25:22.480 --> 0:25:25.040
<v Speaker 1>even forgot about that whole thing with the Cardinals back

0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:28.680
<v Speaker 1>in Dabby, there's some cool photos of corus Field. You've

0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:31.080
<v Speaker 1>been there right many times, Danny, And yeah, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>there a few times. Yeah, there you go. It's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>his lovely bride. Adrian's got his kids, and now I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you let your daughter eat the fuci. She had

0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:42.639
<v Speaker 1>a lot of mustards that your hot dog or her

0:25:42.720 --> 0:25:46.280
<v Speaker 1>mustard or her hotducts covered in mustard. And then your kid,

0:25:47.000 --> 0:25:50.400
<v Speaker 1>who's a dead ringer, Like a dead ringer for Adrian.

0:25:50.440 --> 0:25:53.600
<v Speaker 1>He's got the the pizza at the at the Rockies game.

0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:55.720
<v Speaker 1>And I do like that hat to Adrian's wearing. You

0:25:55.720 --> 0:25:57.480
<v Speaker 1>can't see this on the podcast, but he's wearing that

0:25:57.520 --> 0:26:00.200
<v Speaker 1>old school I like that old Bronco logo with the

0:26:00.480 --> 0:26:03.639
<v Speaker 1>white horse coming out of the d there. I like that.

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:07.960
<v Speaker 1>It's a solid one of those undeniable children where you

0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:10.800
<v Speaker 1>could never be like, oh, it's not my baby. Yeah,

0:26:10.880 --> 0:26:13.440
<v Speaker 1>you can't say that's the mailman of the pool guy

0:26:13.560 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 1>or the mechanic, that's that's your DNA pal, that's it. Yeah, yeah,

0:26:19.800 --> 0:26:22.280
<v Speaker 1>you can't get around that man. She could deny it's

0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:24.439
<v Speaker 1>her kid, but you can't deny that your kid. Okay,

0:26:24.560 --> 0:26:27.679
<v Speaker 1>it's a it's a it's a weird situation there, all right,

0:26:27.960 --> 0:26:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Next up here we go, let's keep the training moving. Mail.

0:26:32.000 --> 0:26:41.359
<v Speaker 1>Next up is pat in Madina, Ohio and not Madinada.

0:26:41.640 --> 0:26:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Everyone gets it wrong. No worry, he's been, he says,

0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:46.840
<v Speaker 1>been in Danny g. Since it is the spooky season,

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:51.719
<v Speaker 1>I have some questions about your horror movie favorites. Do

0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:55.200
<v Speaker 1>you guys have a favorite horror movie? If I may

0:26:55.240 --> 0:26:58.720
<v Speaker 1>be so bold as to ask for a second one,

0:26:58.800 --> 0:27:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I always loved going to haunted houses, as a kid

0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:05.320
<v Speaker 1>growing up in Ohio, did you or Danny ever go

0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:08.400
<v Speaker 1>to a haunted house scary hay rides as a kid, Yes,

0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:13.280
<v Speaker 1>although I was always freaked out by the the haunted houses,

0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:16.840
<v Speaker 1>but usually these were like Halloween carnivals that they had. Um,

0:27:16.920 --> 0:27:20.160
<v Speaker 1>So I recall that, and I'm not a big horror

0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:24.160
<v Speaker 1>movie guy. That's just not my genre of movies. So

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I recall back in the day when I was younger,

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:32.640
<v Speaker 1>was like Friday with the Big One. I remember, remember that.

0:27:33.920 --> 0:27:38.240
<v Speaker 1>Does The Gremlins count as a horror movie? Probably not?

0:27:38.400 --> 0:27:40.159
<v Speaker 1>Probably not, But I mean it is kind of like

0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:43.119
<v Speaker 1>the attack, you know, don't give them water after midnight whatever,

0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:46.920
<v Speaker 1>don't feed him. Uh well, any favorite horror movie, Danny

0:27:47.000 --> 0:27:50.800
<v Speaker 1>g that comes to mind? You know, as far as

0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 1>like slasher movies, I I've never liked those, even when

0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:57.880
<v Speaker 1>I was younger, I didn't care for those. But psychological

0:27:57.960 --> 0:28:01.320
<v Speaker 1>thrillers I really like. Um there's a movie that's out

0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:04.919
<v Speaker 1>right now called The Barbarian and that's a psychological thriller

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:09.320
<v Speaker 1>that was good. I like that. But yeah, but he's saying,

0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 1>maybe your favorite like growing up as a kid or

0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:14.040
<v Speaker 1>going to a haunted house. No, I didn't get to

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:17.800
<v Speaker 1>do that. My mom is so Christian. She did not

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:21.679
<v Speaker 1>partake in Halloween. She thought it was evil. So is

0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 1>that right? Yeah, she's not alone. There's quite a few

0:28:24.560 --> 0:28:28.040
<v Speaker 1>people that that think that way about Halloween. To each

0:28:28.080 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 1>their own. Um, she's just like anything that kind of

0:28:31.800 --> 0:28:35.160
<v Speaker 1>is for the devil or where the devil's glorified. I'm

0:28:35.160 --> 0:28:38.640
<v Speaker 1>not into that. So horror movies were not really a

0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:40.520
<v Speaker 1>thing in our house. She didn't let us watch any

0:28:40.560 --> 0:28:43.760
<v Speaker 1>of those, even classics like The Shining. I had to

0:28:43.800 --> 0:28:47.000
<v Speaker 1>wait until I was an adult to see that. Yeah,

0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 1>I've seen some of the classic horror movies, but I'm

0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:52.959
<v Speaker 1>not like I don't go out of my way to

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:57.280
<v Speaker 1>to watch them. But thank you, pat In Mdina not

0:28:57.600 --> 0:29:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Mdina Madina understand Big Blue from the LBC is Yes,

0:29:06.360 --> 0:29:13.959
<v Speaker 1>he says a k the black man hockey fan racist. Well,

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:16.640
<v Speaker 1>he ain't kidding. He loves hockey, even goes and watches

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Eddie play adult hockey. That's a dedication. Stop Eddie, I says, question.

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:28.280
<v Speaker 1>What would you do if a previous girlfriend Conquest showed

0:29:28.360 --> 0:29:31.040
<v Speaker 1>up at a Mallard meet and greet with a fan

0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:35.200
<v Speaker 1>listener of the show, Well, that would be very awkward,

0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 1>big blue, very very awkward. Uh, I don't I don't

0:29:40.400 --> 0:29:41.800
<v Speaker 1>know what I would do, and I would like to

0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:43.840
<v Speaker 1>not be in that situation to find out. It would

0:29:43.880 --> 0:29:47.280
<v Speaker 1>be uncomfortable. I try to try to brush it off

0:29:47.320 --> 0:29:50.360
<v Speaker 1>like I don't really you know, just we're just friends

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:52.480
<v Speaker 1>something like that. Right then, he wouldn't that be the

0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:54.920
<v Speaker 1>move to play it off like that? Yeah, the first

0:29:54.960 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 1>thing you need to do is go in for a

0:29:56.560 --> 0:30:02.760
<v Speaker 1>really tight hug, grab some math, and then just act

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:05.520
<v Speaker 1>normal after that. That way you break the ice. Yeah,

0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:07.320
<v Speaker 1>just break the ice that way. That would be weird.

0:30:07.360 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I did have a someone I didd years ago who

0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 1>actually lives in Denver, in the Denver area, and she

0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 1>she messaged me out of the blue saying, hey, I

0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:23.400
<v Speaker 1>she's still single. She was on a date and they

0:30:23.400 --> 0:30:25.320
<v Speaker 1>were talking about what they were into, and the the

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:28.320
<v Speaker 1>guy said he was a fan of mine, and that

0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:30.440
<v Speaker 1>kind of upset her a little bit. I think I

0:30:30.720 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 1>was triggered. Yeah, so she contacted me and I can't

0:30:34.000 --> 0:30:38.920
<v Speaker 1>get rid of this guy. Yeah, she thought that was interesting,

0:30:39.480 --> 0:30:44.720
<v Speaker 1>haunting me. Uh. I would back in your DJ days, Danny,

0:30:44.760 --> 0:30:47.440
<v Speaker 1>any odd things pop up there when you were doing

0:30:47.480 --> 0:30:50.280
<v Speaker 1>an appearance and somebody might have shown up that you

0:30:50.360 --> 0:30:52.280
<v Speaker 1>might or might not have had some quality time with

0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:55.280
<v Speaker 1>in the past. There. I mean, I think too. When

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 1>I was programming the hip hop radio station in Ventura,

0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Santa Barbara, I was on this date and it was

0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:05.320
<v Speaker 1>a really pretty blonde girl from Santa Barbara, from their

0:31:05.680 --> 0:31:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Christian college there in Santa Barbara. And she loved house

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 1>music and dance music. Cool girl, and it was like

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:15.640
<v Speaker 1>a second date with her. I didn't have her come

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:17.720
<v Speaker 1>into the studio, but I needed to stop by to

0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:20.280
<v Speaker 1>print out a music log for the guy that was

0:31:20.280 --> 0:31:22.080
<v Speaker 1>going to do the evening show so I could go

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 1>have dinner with her. So I run inside, print this

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:28.240
<v Speaker 1>music log out, run it into the studio, and as

0:31:28.280 --> 0:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I walk out the studio doors, my ex is sitting

0:31:31.720 --> 0:31:35.400
<v Speaker 1>there in her saturn. She had a red saturn and

0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:38.920
<v Speaker 1>she was just hovering outside of the studio doors stoker.

0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I walk. I try to pretend like I don't see her.

0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:48.000
<v Speaker 1>I walked to my car where the date is sitting

0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:51.240
<v Speaker 1>in the passenger seat of my car with her window down,

0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 1>and she looks at me. Hi, it was excited that

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm back out for the date, and dun, dun, dun dun,

0:31:57.600 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 1>dun dune. The Saturn pulls up to my car are

0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:07.480
<v Speaker 1>and she says, aren't you gonna come kiss me? Man? Whoa?

0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Aren't you gonna even say hi? You're not gonna give

0:32:11.440 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 1>me a kiss. She's saying it loud enough so that

0:32:14.240 --> 0:32:16.920
<v Speaker 1>the girl in my car can hear her pulled up

0:32:16.920 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 1>behind my car so that I couldn't get out. It

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 1>was a mess. And so then you're forced to explain

0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:25.560
<v Speaker 1>this to the new person you're trying to date, so

0:32:25.560 --> 0:32:28.120
<v Speaker 1>that that was a fun dinner unless it wasn't. I

0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:30.480
<v Speaker 1>bet what a what a pain? And that took is

0:32:30.640 --> 0:32:33.520
<v Speaker 1>that is man? I would do a couple more. Blind Scott,

0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:36.200
<v Speaker 1>he randomly sent this in It's not really a question,

0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:38.840
<v Speaker 1>he says. It's a local story in Boston. He says,

0:32:38.880 --> 0:32:42.640
<v Speaker 1>a guy jumped into the Charles River to retrieve his

0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 1>lost phone. Unfortunately, he did not find his phone. He

0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:52.040
<v Speaker 1>found eleven other phones, but not his. Ah is that

0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:55.720
<v Speaker 1>this is a news story. That's crazy. That is wow.

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:58.959
<v Speaker 1>And I walked around the Charles River a bunch and

0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:03.000
<v Speaker 1>and it's people are running that one thing about Boston.

0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:04.720
<v Speaker 1>People are outdoors a lot, not not you know, not

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:06.880
<v Speaker 1>in the winter, obviously, but but in the summer and

0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:09.600
<v Speaker 1>the spring and the fall, they're running around and bikes

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:11.880
<v Speaker 1>and all that stuff. And how do your how does

0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:15.200
<v Speaker 1>your phone end up in the Charles River? Though I

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:18.520
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't get it all right now, But that's wild.

0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Eleven Phones, You're a Cool show would be an investigative

0:33:22.400 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 1>show that tells the story of all eleven phones and

0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:28.760
<v Speaker 1>how they got there. It sounds like a podcast or

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:31.520
<v Speaker 1>something like that. It sounds like a promo for an

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:35.760
<v Speaker 1>I Heeart podcast exactly three part series as only on

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<v Speaker 1>iHeart podcast Network. All right, next time, I Got mail? Yea?

0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:44.840
<v Speaker 1>I got mail, yea. Kevin in Kansas right soon, says

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:47.160
<v Speaker 1>near Ben and Danny g. It's obvious that both you

0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 1>are hard workers. How far back does your work history go?

0:33:50.920 --> 0:33:54.920
<v Speaker 1>I loaded play pigeons at a trap club, worked at

0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 1>a McDonald's, wrote sports for the local paper, and have

0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:03.120
<v Speaker 1>my own mowing business, among other jobs in my lifetime.

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 1>What jobs did you have in addition to being radio guys?

0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 1>That's from Kevin in Kansas. Well, Kevin, I, I've been

0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:11.560
<v Speaker 1>in radio for a long time. Me and Danny both

0:34:11.560 --> 0:34:14.080
<v Speaker 1>started young ages. I started I was nineteen Danny was

0:34:14.160 --> 0:34:17.879
<v Speaker 1>younger than I was when he started in radio. Before that,

0:34:17.920 --> 0:34:21.279
<v Speaker 1>though I mentioned, I was a newspaper delivery kid when

0:34:21.280 --> 0:34:24.239
<v Speaker 1>I was growing up. Most of my work experience was

0:34:24.280 --> 0:34:27.160
<v Speaker 1>actually with my parents. My mom ran a mailing service.

0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 1>She did like mail for realtors and things like that,

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:33.319
<v Speaker 1>when they'd send flyers out back in the days before

0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:36.560
<v Speaker 1>the Internet, they'd send flyers out for open houses and

0:34:36.640 --> 0:34:39.000
<v Speaker 1>things like that, and we did a lot of that.

0:34:39.040 --> 0:34:41.960
<v Speaker 1>It was you know, junk mail, bulk mail, and so

0:34:42.080 --> 0:34:44.480
<v Speaker 1>my mom helped had me help her with the business

0:34:44.480 --> 0:34:46.719
<v Speaker 1>when I was a kid, and I put a lot

0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:52.920
<v Speaker 1>of like stickers on different labels, address labels and whatnot.

0:34:53.080 --> 0:34:56.319
<v Speaker 1>Thousands thousands of these things we'd send out. So I

0:34:56.360 --> 0:34:57.719
<v Speaker 1>did a lot of that as a kid, and I

0:34:57.719 --> 0:35:00.480
<v Speaker 1>worked at the the I did a website, Ben mallary

0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:03.879
<v Speaker 1>dot com I had for a long time, and I've

0:35:03.880 --> 0:35:06.200
<v Speaker 1>done a few other Internet writing things, but most of

0:35:06.200 --> 0:35:08.480
<v Speaker 1>my work is in radio. What about you, Dan? By

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:11.000
<v Speaker 1>the way, what did the homepage of your website look like?

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Ben mallard dot com. My my website, I was all

0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:17.640
<v Speaker 1>it was. I was aggregating, you know, it looks like

0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:21.560
<v Speaker 1>did they have a picture of you though, No, no, no, no,

0:35:21.760 --> 0:35:24.040
<v Speaker 1>not really. It was just my name at the top.

0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:26.479
<v Speaker 1>And then it was just a bunch of a bunch

0:35:26.520 --> 0:35:30.960
<v Speaker 1>of random stories that I would aggregate every day and

0:35:31.000 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 1>nobody else was really doing at the time, and so

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:36.759
<v Speaker 1>I had my own corner of the Internet. There was

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 1>no like cool jail shot of you bending down with

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:42.720
<v Speaker 1>your arms crossed. I can, I know, Well, it depends

0:35:42.719 --> 0:35:48.600
<v Speaker 1>on a few in a different dimension. Nanny, there were

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:52.759
<v Speaker 1>there was that, and yeah all that stuffact Hollywood head

0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 1>shot of you on the front page. Oh yeah, No,

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:59.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I had any models wearing T shirts

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:02.960
<v Speaker 1>with my name them. I think I had what happened

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:05.759
<v Speaker 1>to that guy? By the way, Oh I know, I know,

0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, much like you. I got my start with

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:13.080
<v Speaker 1>newspaper delivery um from my cousin. I learned how to

0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:15.759
<v Speaker 1>throw a paper out, and then my mom moved us

0:36:15.800 --> 0:36:19.520
<v Speaker 1>to the central valley where houses were more affordable. So

0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:23.360
<v Speaker 1>I was throwing a morning newspaper for the big city,

0:36:23.880 --> 0:36:27.960
<v Speaker 1>and then the smaller newspaper was delivered in the afternoon,

0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:30.920
<v Speaker 1>so I could do both. I through the morning paper

0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:33.960
<v Speaker 1>and the afternoon paper. I gave my mom half of

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:35.960
<v Speaker 1>the money I earned, and then I took the other

0:36:36.000 --> 0:36:38.560
<v Speaker 1>half and I bought c d s so that I

0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 1>could go into the high school radio station in DJ.

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:44.880
<v Speaker 1>So I had to hustle, hustle hard um, you know,

0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:48.319
<v Speaker 1>because you had to provide your own music. So then

0:36:48.360 --> 0:36:50.680
<v Speaker 1>I moved on to the college radio station, and I

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:54.040
<v Speaker 1>logged my crates and bags of c d s to

0:36:54.120 --> 0:36:58.800
<v Speaker 1>the college radio station every Friday night, Come on, pipping off.

0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:01.359
<v Speaker 1>We didn't have called R and B band. We called

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 1>it the best in soul in hip hop for the nineties.

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:07.480
<v Speaker 1>There you go, How does it make you feel, Danny,

0:37:07.520 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 1>that the oldiest stations are now playing stuff from like

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:13.319
<v Speaker 1>the early nineties and stuff I called it. I knew it.

0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:16.040
<v Speaker 1>I knew it was gonna happen because when even when

0:37:16.040 --> 0:37:18.800
<v Speaker 1>people were saying, oh, it's a fad, it's a fad,

0:37:18.840 --> 0:37:21.040
<v Speaker 1>even at that time, it had been around for twenty

0:37:21.120 --> 0:37:24.320
<v Speaker 1>years and some people were still calling it a fad.

0:37:24.400 --> 0:37:27.520
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, no, this music is amazing and

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna last forever. I'm gonna be a grandfather on

0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:35.200
<v Speaker 1>some classic hip hop station. And I remember people laughing

0:37:35.200 --> 0:37:37.240
<v Speaker 1>when I would say that there was gonna be classic

0:37:37.320 --> 0:37:40.600
<v Speaker 1>hip hop stations, and now that's a genre, that's an

0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 1>actual radio format. Now, oh, absolutely absolutely, we do one more.

0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:48.840
<v Speaker 1>We gotta get out of here, one more here John

0:37:48.840 --> 0:37:52.319
<v Speaker 1>in Northern Colorado. John is a longtime fan of the show.

0:37:52.360 --> 0:37:55.120
<v Speaker 1>He says, Ben in, Danny, g do you prefer your

0:37:55.120 --> 0:37:57.879
<v Speaker 1>eggs fried, scrambled, or boiled? Well, this is an easy one.

0:37:58.400 --> 0:38:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a big egg guy, but it's gotta be

0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 1>scrambled or I ain't eating it scrambled all the way.

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:06.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing the boiled. I'm not doing the fried.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing scrambled. What about you, Danny. I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>scrambled eggs as soon as we get done with our podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, Ben, One cool thing about my girl. She's

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<v Speaker 1>not a huge fan of milk products or milk because

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<v Speaker 1>you call it, but she does love scrambled eggs, and

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<v Speaker 1>she makes really, really good scrambled eggs. Sometimes throws a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of melted cheese in there, puts the perfect

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<v Speaker 1>amount of salt and pepper. Whenever she serves up scrambled

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<v Speaker 1>eggs and English muffins, I run as fast as you

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<v Speaker 1>can imagine to the table. I right. Well, when I

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<v Speaker 1>was a kid, I used to eat breakfast, and my

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<v Speaker 1>mom would make omelets with cheese omelets, and I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I did like that. I did enjoy that. That was

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<v Speaker 1>that was a nice treat back in the Oh, that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds good. That sounds good. Yeah it was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>really good and really unhealthy for you. But what the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not? They only live once? Might as well enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>the journey, you know, the destination. All right, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>out of here on that. You know, we need your

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<v Speaker 1>big reveal. Oh that's right, that's right. The Halloween costume.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a podcast exclusive. Let me know when you're

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<v Speaker 1>ready for the two dollar drum roll. Alright, no one

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<v Speaker 1>else has this content. Hit the drum roll, Danny J.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, and I will be dressing up as

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<v Speaker 1>PBS celebrity Bob Ross. I will be dressed up as

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<v Speaker 1>Bob Ross. There are no mistakes, Danny, just happy little accidents. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>it won't just be coop that I'm smoking within your backyard,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be I'll be painting a mosaic, is what I

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<v Speaker 1>will be doing with those little trees and on the

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<v Speaker 1>hippie lettuce. At your party, I'll be hanging out. Ninet

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<v Speaker 1>seventies Style nineteen eighties, Bob Ross, smoke weed, the shirt,

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<v Speaker 1>the jeans, the whole thing. I got it all going on.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get out of here. You're off today, Danny, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're done, my day off. Get to kick back, watch

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<v Speaker 1>some NFL and wait for my Raiders on Monday night.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, have a great rest of your day. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back on the radio tonight, the Magic Radio Box

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<v Speaker 1>as we will kick off the festivities at eleven pm

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<v Speaker 1>in the West on Sunday, two am in the East,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll go all the way to six am in

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<v Speaker 1>the East and we'll talk all things ANDFL and the

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<v Speaker 1>baseball playoffs. What a wonderful time of the year it

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<v Speaker 1>is to do this and to be a sports fan.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a lot on our plate. We'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>it all and we look forward to that and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>catch you next time. We're out like a pig snout.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a new one.