Speaker 1: Second d date. Hey, what should a sick bird do?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Get tweetment? I'm sorry, but one of our listeners emailed
Speaker 1: the show saying he's worried he may have made a
Speaker 1: bad joker too when he was on his date, and
Speaker 1: I just wanted to throw one out there.
Speaker 3: You better, you better were he may be coming for
Speaker 3: your job.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to. I didn't want to feel
Speaker 1: self conscious about it. When he told us his name's
Speaker 1: Kyle Kyle, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 3: Oh man? You can barely contain your laughter, right.
Speaker 1: Kyleakny Kyle? What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
Speaker 3: I want to know what?
Speaker 4: I have no idea what sabb.
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: See, there you go, Kyle. Your jokes couldn't possibly have
Speaker 1: been much worse than those. And Brooke promises to laugh when.
Speaker 3: She hears you say I don't.
Speaker 1: But okay, well we'll get to that in a minute.
Speaker 1: But first, tell us about the lady you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 4: Well, her name is Sasha.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: I met her at a friends She was wearing a
Speaker 4: beautiful red dress, but she looked really, really worn out.
Speaker 3: Yeah I didn't either.
Speaker 4: I could see through her, like the bags underneath her eyes,
Speaker 4: that she was pretty special.
Speaker 1: Wow, none of these sounds like compliments.
Speaker 4: Bro, Well I was you know, I want to know
Speaker 4: more about her. I didn't know why she was so tired.
Speaker 3: I guess standing out is standing out?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you ever find out why she looks so tired?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's actually a paralegal. So she was up working
Speaker 4: on this big case with her boss.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean so you actually read it, right, I guess,
Speaker 3: which is a positive?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Called it?
Speaker 3: Okay, So how did you parlay a conversation about how
Speaker 3: exhausted she looked into a date?
Speaker 4: So I I asked her, you know, if she was
Speaker 4: so tired, I could carry her into the the bedroom
Speaker 4: and lay.
Speaker 5: Her down to sleep.
Speaker 4: But she really didn't think that was funny. I got it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I would be appalled. Yeah, I like it
Speaker 3: now now that I know you're kidding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Corners, I was kidding, you know.
Speaker 3: Okay did she laugh?
Speaker 1: Did she know? Not?
Speaker 5: At first?
Speaker 4: But then I said she could carry me?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? You know what, guys, he's one of
Speaker 1: those funny guys that you have to be there.
Speaker 3: You know, she was there, and she didn't laugh, right,
Speaker 3: And she'd been up all night. She's exhausted. She's at
Speaker 3: this party and then to crowd.
Speaker 1: Okay, at the end of the day, you ended up
Speaker 1: getting a date with her, right, Kyle?
Speaker 4: Yes, Well, yeah, I got her number from a friend
Speaker 4: and texted her and eventually we go out.
Speaker 3: Oh you did go out? Interesting? And what was that? Like,
Speaker 3: I'm just shocked, Jeff, Okay, just let me right now. Well,
Speaker 3: sometimes that's all the date is for people. We've had
Speaker 3: a lot of those.
Speaker 1: So what was you guys do for your day?
Speaker 4: So I picked her up and we went out to dinner.
Speaker 4: But on the way to dinner, she noticed that I
Speaker 4: had a bunch of like kids toys in my back seat,
Speaker 4: and she asked about them, like I think she thought
Speaker 4: that I had a family, any adults should ask, And
Speaker 4: I explained to her that the toys are for this
Speaker 4: toy drive at the church I go to. But I
Speaker 4: guess when I explained it, I was kind of nervous
Speaker 4: or something, and maybe she thought it was lying.
Speaker 1: She's like, why do you also have a bunch of
Speaker 1: ice cream and like children's music playing everywhere you go?
Speaker 3: Why does this van have no windows? What next?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where where did we go from her thinking that maybe
Speaker 1: you had a family.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we had dinner. It went really good. You know,
Speaker 4: she's into sports. She likes football, and I like football
Speaker 4: as well, so that's something that I figured we could
Speaker 4: bond over.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. Did that carry the conversation for a while.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, her favorite team is like a rival of
Speaker 4: my favorite team, So there was like some banter back
Speaker 4: and forth.
Speaker 3: I always think it's cute when couples have that. You know,
Speaker 3: they're like going for opposite teams.
Speaker 1: Couples fight with each other. Well that's good. At least
Speaker 1: now you guys are starting to vibe a little bit
Speaker 1: on the connections.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was good, playful banter between us.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then I will say it is nice when
Speaker 1: they can make couples.
Speaker 3: Bets, you know, and it shows that like you both
Speaker 3: truly love the sport that you're reading for different things.
Speaker 3: You're not just some bandwagoners going yeah you know Alexis.
Speaker 5: Than that.
Speaker 1: She was a jersey. It just does football. But how
Speaker 1: did the night end for you?
Speaker 4: Kyle? So after dinner, I drove her home and again,
Speaker 4: you know, I thought everything went well, so I leaned
Speaker 4: in to give her a kiss, saying that she just
Speaker 4: kind of turned her head and jumped out of the
Speaker 4: car and took up I was stopped. I mean, you know,
Speaker 4: she just kind of said all right, good night and
Speaker 4: just kind of jumped out of the car.
Speaker 1: The kiss was a joke. Also, get it all kidding aside.
Speaker 1: That's kind of rough when you physically move in, they
Speaker 1: physically move away.
Speaker 3: But it's a first date, you know, like everybody has
Speaker 3: different comfort levels on a first date, so it doesn't
Speaker 3: necessarily mean she didn't like you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So which part of that night are you
Speaker 1: thinking may have been the dagger for you?
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, in hindsight, I guess it's probably maybe the
Speaker 4: kid's toys in the car. I think said either family
Speaker 4: or something, cheating on my wife. I don't know, excuse Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean I even had my friend call her a
Speaker 4: vouch for me, let her know that I'm married, I
Speaker 4: don't have any kid.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, okay, that's one of those protests too much.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, now we're going to have an entire radio show
Speaker 1: call her and say the same thing, so hopefully it'll
Speaker 1: work better. When we play a song we come back,
Speaker 1: we'll call sauce for you, and we'll try and get
Speaker 1: you a second date up date.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you?
Speaker 5: All right, hold on there.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows the secret to any good relateationship is what Brooke,
Speaker 1: don't say water.
Speaker 3: Bed please, I trust communication.
Speaker 1: Respect. I was looking for one thing.
Speaker 4: Communication.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was going for good communication. Eventually he got it.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately for Kyle, communication was a little bit off
Speaker 1: during his first date with Sasha because he made some
Speaker 1: jokes that she didn't quite get. Honestly, I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if we really got them either, but he made them.
Speaker 1: Also had to explain why there was a bunch of
Speaker 1: children's toys in the backseat of his car.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I often do too, We've all been there. He actually
Speaker 1: had a legit reason, yeah, donating them to charity charity
Speaker 1: he works with. And he also missed out on a
Speaker 1: first kiss. I guess she didn't read that right, but
Speaker 1: clearly communication was off. But Kyle is hoping that we
Speaker 1: can get things back on track and realign with this
Speaker 1: second date. Am I right, Kyle?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really hoping that we can straighten us out
Speaker 4: and move forward with this beautiful girl.
Speaker 3: I guess O clarify that's actually true. We're not calling
Speaker 3: her tired girl anymore, which is already We're a movie beforeward.
Speaker 1: It is a little early yet tired You don't want
Speaker 1: to promise anything the answer.
Speaker 4: We want to ask her that off the get Yeah,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't ask you if I were you.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 4: OK.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that we communicated about that before the call,
Speaker 1: and this is going to make things go so much smoother.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to dial her number right now. Are you ready, Kyle?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Sasha. Hi, Hey, Sasha. My
Speaker 1: name is jeff from the radio show brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: In the Morning.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, who are you?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: Do I need to speak louder? My name's Jeffrey from
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a radio show. We're
Speaker 1: just not that popular.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 1: We're doing something called a second Date Update, and we're
Speaker 1: trying to help one of our listeners get in touch
Speaker 1: with you because you went out with him the other night.
Speaker 1: His name is Kyle.
Speaker 2: Why did he contact Yeah, he's a listener of ours.
Speaker 1: He's been trying to get in touch with you after
Speaker 1: your date. But he's been having a hard time doing that,
Speaker 1: so he's using us to reach you.
Speaker 2: I see.
Speaker 3: It sounds like he's had quite a few people call you.
Speaker 3: He also told us that his friend called you as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that happens, Okay, Okay, it's probably a lot.
Speaker 1: So all that's checking out. We're we're trying to understand
Speaker 1: how you feel about Kyle. Like, how did that date go?
Speaker 2: I mean, when I first met him, I thought he
Speaker 2: was kind of corky, but I actually thought it was
Speaker 2: kind of cute.
Speaker 3: You're talking about when you met him at the party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like when he came on to me. I can
Speaker 2: see that keeping a little nervous and a little corky
Speaker 2: at the same time. But like I said, I thought
Speaker 2: it was cute.
Speaker 1: Sweet, Okay, But did that same feeling not continue when
Speaker 1: you went out to dinner with him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So when we went out to dinner, that's when
Speaker 2: it kind of all went left.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: When we were at dinner, he just embody language kind
Speaker 2: of change, you know, he kept adjusting, you know, down there, so.
Speaker 3: Hold on during dinner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's imbalancing to day, but he looks
Speaker 2: physically uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Are you sure?
Speaker 1: Sometimes we just adjust because it's fun or is.
Speaker 3: It more like an itching thing?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't want to say, but I mean
Speaker 2: it looked like it was frequent and it looked like
Speaker 2: he was adjusting. Yeah, that would.
Speaker 3: Make it really hard to concentrate on, like conversation.
Speaker 2: Anything else, right, you know, I don't think he noticed that.
Speaker 2: I noticed, but it kind of threw me off understandable.
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think was going on?
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know. I didn't know if he
Speaker 2: just didn't bathe down there. I mean, it could have
Speaker 2: been a bathroom thing, because even on the way home,
Speaker 2: he just said that he had to make like a
Speaker 2: pit stop randomly, and then after we made that stop,
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, he just ran out.
Speaker 5: The car.
Speaker 3: Had to go weird. Okay, yeah, Well, I mean, aren't
Speaker 3: you curious a little bit about what was going on?
Speaker 4: I mean not really, but.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm the only one that wants to know. That's
Speaker 1: enough of it, yes that I need in order to
Speaker 1: let you know that Kyle's been on the other line
Speaker 1: listening this entire time and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Wait, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: He is, at least I think he's still there, Kyle
Speaker 1: hands back on the phone. We want to talk to
Speaker 1: you again.
Speaker 5: Hi, Sasha, how you doing?
Speaker 2: Oh wow?
Speaker 5: Oh hey guy, I'm so sorry. I apologize. I thought
Speaker 5: we were having a good dated Just.
Speaker 1: Hear what you said.
Speaker 3: Be kind. He's embarrassed.
Speaker 1: What was going on there? Do you know that you
Speaker 1: were doing that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I guess I kind of made known that I
Speaker 5: was a little bit uncomfortable. I was trying to, you know,
Speaker 5: just ignore it.
Speaker 3: Why were you Why were.
Speaker 4: You doing there?
Speaker 5: Kyle? I mean, it's is just it's really embarrassing.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: I didn't really I didn't really want to talk about
Speaker 5: this on the radio.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's a medical thing, you can just
Speaker 1: say that we can move on.
Speaker 5: Bro. Yeah, I mean well, I mean no, it's not
Speaker 5: not really anything medical.
Speaker 4: I guess did you hurt yourself like I'm worried about.
Speaker 5: I mean, I was just, God, this is so embarrassing. So,
Speaker 5: like before the date, a friend of mine told me
Speaker 5: to put a banana down in my pants and said
Speaker 5: it would give me some confidence during the day. No, what, Yeah,
Speaker 5: So you know, I thought like having that down there
Speaker 5: would make it seem like a Johnson was like, you know, bigger.
Speaker 1: No, you actually had a banana in your pants at dinner.
Speaker 5: Like well, when I when I sat down, then it
Speaker 5: like it squeezed out of the banana. Did we wishing mess?
Speaker 1: It's got a little fruit salad down here now, So.
Speaker 3: So you had smashed banana in your pants at that point?
Speaker 3: Can you that?
Speaker 1: Why did you sit at the dinner table the entire
Speaker 1: time just adjusting the smushed banana? Why didn't you like
Speaker 1: fix that?
Speaker 4: So we were vibing off the conversation about football and
Speaker 4: I didn't want it to stop.
Speaker 1: He stands up and some banana.
Speaker 3: Mash comes out of his legs.
Speaker 4: Get up.
Speaker 3: At some point walked the bar. How did you keep
Speaker 3: it in your pants? You were in tidy whities that
Speaker 3: would like carry it?
Speaker 5: Do you think, Yeah, I don't want to, you know,
Speaker 5: get in the specific spot. It's kind of embarrassing. But yeah,
Speaker 5: that's why I had eventually stopped at the restroom on
Speaker 5: the way home.
Speaker 1: That's when he got out and cleaned up. So, I mean, Sasha,
Speaker 1: now now we're getting the truth of what was really happening.
Speaker 1: Is that changing your opinion a little bit about Kyle?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 2: I wish you would have told me.
Speaker 3: But how I gotta stand up for him on that one?
Speaker 3: How the hell do you approach that conversation a first date?
Speaker 3: I mean, like he has a lot of regret and
Speaker 3: he's learned a lesson, I think, is where we're at
Speaker 3: at this point, and he was just trying to impress you.
Speaker 1: That's you.
Speaker 2: Maybe guess he shouldn't have told me because that that
Speaker 2: probably has been weird too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, at least it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine? Hey, Sasha, I got a banana.
Speaker 1: In my pants. That line's worked for some people before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, I'm still here the phone again, going one
Speaker 5: more date?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: I mean, Sasha, look at the confidence that it's taken
Speaker 1: him to stay on the line and put himself out
Speaker 1: there like this. Yeah, I mean that says a lot
Speaker 1: about who he is, and I think maybe you should
Speaker 1: give him one more shot at another date, and we
Speaker 1: would pay for it, and we'll pay for the fruit. No,
Speaker 1: we're not paying for any fruit. No, No, just the date.
Speaker 2: You're laughing, Sasha, I don't mind going on a second date.
Speaker 4: Just make sure you leave the banana at whole.
Speaker 3: Okay, trying to impress you should have to tell me
Speaker 3: like a literal banana.
Speaker 4: Hannah, Yeah, that's something I can't agree to him not
Speaker 4: bringing a banana this but if.
Speaker 2: The day goes, I might even actually bring the banana
Speaker 2: on a third date.
Speaker 1: Oh that just got weird.
Speaker 3: Take it as a positive.
Speaker 1: It got weird and I like it.
Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Remember I talked about this on the show a while ago,
Speaker 1: But I stuffed my pants for one week in middle
Speaker 1: school with a sock because I was a late bloomer
Speaker 1: and got kind of self conscious about it. And that
Speaker 1: eighth grade choice would have been a better decision than
Speaker 1: what Kyle decided to do on his date, aka mister
Speaker 1: banana paper.
Speaker 3: Do you think his friend was joking him and like Kyle,
Speaker 3: Kyle missed it. Yeah, you know, like took it too literal.
Speaker 1: Kyle did have a big problem with like communication and
Speaker 1: understanding what was jokes and what was serious. Yeah, his
Speaker 1: friend may have been messing with him, and it totally
Speaker 1: screwed him over on the day because when you think
Speaker 1: about it, there's a lot of curve in banana.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well somebody saw that shape at one side. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a lot happening there there, you know what he
Speaker 3: is the most endearing banana pants guy that I've ever
Speaker 3: heard like.
Speaker 1: And he's honest. Yeah, And that's the thing. When you
Speaker 1: tell the truth and you come clean and be honest,
Speaker 1: that really sets you free. On this show.
Speaker 3: I hope we get an update update from those.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want an update update, especially
Speaker 1: after what she said is going to happen during date three.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I kind She can d
Speaker 1: M you directly at Brooke Fox Fox on Instagram. You
Speaker 1: can reach out to Brook and give her all the
Speaker 1: weird details about what do you guys do with that banana?
Speaker 1: Only her, not everybody else, box how do you use
Speaker 1: your banana? But if you want to get a second
Speaker 1: date up, so you can always email the show and
Speaker 1: we'll call the person who's been calling you back
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,