WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Split Like A Banana

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<v Speaker 1>Second d date. Hey, what should a sick bird do?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Get tweetment? I'm sorry, but one of our listeners emailed

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<v Speaker 1>the show saying he's worried he may have made a

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<v Speaker 1>bad joker too when he was on his date, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to throw one out there.

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<v Speaker 3>You better, you better were he may be coming for

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<v Speaker 3>your job.

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't want to. I didn't want to feel

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<v Speaker 1>self conscious about it. When he told us his name's

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle Kyle, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man? You can barely contain your laughter, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Kyleakny Kyle? What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know what?

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<v Speaker 4>I have no idea what sabb.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>See, there you go, Kyle. Your jokes couldn't possibly have

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<v Speaker 1>been much worse than those. And Brooke promises to laugh when.

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<v Speaker 3>She hears you say I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, well we'll get to that in a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>But first, tell us about the lady you went out with.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, her name is Sasha.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I met her at a friends She was wearing a

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<v Speaker 4>beautiful red dress, but she looked really, really worn out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I didn't either.

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<v Speaker 4>I could see through her, like the bags underneath her eyes,

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<v Speaker 4>that she was pretty special.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, none of these sounds like compliments.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro, Well I was you know, I want to know

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<v Speaker 4>more about her. I didn't know why she was so tired.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess standing out is standing out?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever find out why she looks so tired?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's actually a paralegal. So she was up working

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<v Speaker 4>on this big case with her boss.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I mean so you actually read it, right, I guess,

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<v Speaker 3>which is a positive?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Called it?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So how did you parlay a conversation about how

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<v Speaker 3>exhausted she looked into a date?

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<v Speaker 4>So I I asked her, you know, if she was

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<v Speaker 4>so tired, I could carry her into the the bedroom

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<v Speaker 4>and lay.

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<v Speaker 5>Her down to sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>But she really didn't think that was funny. I got it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, I would be appalled. Yeah, I like it

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<v Speaker 3>now now that I know you're kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Corners, I was kidding, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay did she laugh?

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<v Speaker 1>Did she know? Not?

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<v Speaker 5>At first?

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<v Speaker 4>But then I said she could carry me?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right? You know what, guys, he's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those funny guys that you have to be there.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, she was there, and she didn't laugh, right,

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<v Speaker 3>And she'd been up all night. She's exhausted. She's at

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<v Speaker 3>this party and then to crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, at the end of the day, you ended up

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<v Speaker 1>getting a date with her, right, Kyle?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Well, yeah, I got her number from a friend

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<v Speaker 4>and texted her and eventually we go out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you did go out? Interesting? And what was that? Like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just shocked, Jeff, Okay, just let me right now. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes that's all the date is for people. We've had

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of those.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was you guys do for your day?

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<v Speaker 4>So I picked her up and we went out to dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>But on the way to dinner, she noticed that I

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<v Speaker 4>had a bunch of like kids toys in my back seat,

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<v Speaker 4>and she asked about them, like I think she thought

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<v Speaker 4>that I had a family, any adults should ask, And

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<v Speaker 4>I explained to her that the toys are for this

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<v Speaker 4>toy drive at the church I go to. But I

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<v Speaker 4>guess when I explained it, I was kind of nervous

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<v Speaker 4>or something, and maybe she thought it was lying.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, why do you also have a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream and like children's music playing everywhere you go?

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<v Speaker 3>Why does this van have no windows? What next?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Where where did we go from her thinking that maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you had a family.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So we had dinner. It went really good. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>she's into sports. She likes football, and I like football

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<v Speaker 4>as well, so that's something that I figured we could

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<v Speaker 4>bond over.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's good. Did that carry the conversation for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, her favorite team is like a rival of

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<v Speaker 4>my favorite team, So there was like some banter back

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<v Speaker 4>and forth.

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<v Speaker 3>I always think it's cute when couples have that. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>they're like going for opposite teams.

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<v Speaker 1>Couples fight with each other. Well that's good. At least

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<v Speaker 1>now you guys are starting to vibe a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>on the connections.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was good, playful banter between us.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and then I will say it is nice when

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<v Speaker 1>they can make couples.

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<v Speaker 3>Bets, you know, and it shows that like you both

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<v Speaker 3>truly love the sport that you're reading for different things.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not just some bandwagoners going yeah you know Alexis.

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<v Speaker 5>Than that.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a jersey. It just does football. But how

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<v Speaker 1>did the night end for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Kyle? So after dinner, I drove her home and again,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I thought everything went well, so I leaned

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<v Speaker 4>in to give her a kiss, saying that she just

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<v Speaker 4>kind of turned her head and jumped out of the

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<v Speaker 4>car and took up I was stopped. I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>she just kind of said all right, good night and

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<v Speaker 4>just kind of jumped out of the car.

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<v Speaker 1>The kiss was a joke. Also, get it all kidding aside.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of rough when you physically move in, they

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<v Speaker 1>physically move away.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's a first date, you know, like everybody has

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<v Speaker 3>different comfort levels on a first date, so it doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>necessarily mean she didn't like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, So which part of that night are you

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<v Speaker 1>thinking may have been the dagger for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh gosh, in hindsight, I guess it's probably maybe the

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<v Speaker 4>kid's toys in the car. I think said either family

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<v Speaker 4>or something, cheating on my wife. I don't know, excuse Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I even had my friend call her a

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<v Speaker 4>vouch for me, let her know that I'm married, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't have any kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, okay, that's one of those protests too much.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now we're going to have an entire radio show

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<v Speaker 1>call her and say the same thing, so hopefully it'll

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<v Speaker 1>work better. When we play a song we come back,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll call sauce for you, and we'll try and get

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<v Speaker 1>you a second date up date.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, thank you?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, hold on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody knows the secret to any good relateationship is what Brooke,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say water.

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<v Speaker 3>Bed please, I trust communication.

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<v Speaker 1>Respect. I was looking for one thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Communication.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I was going for good communication. Eventually he got it.

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<v Speaker 1>But unfortunately for Kyle, communication was a little bit off

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<v Speaker 1>during his first date with Sasha because he made some

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<v Speaker 1>jokes that she didn't quite get. Honestly, I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>if we really got them either, but he made them.

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<v Speaker 1>Also had to explain why there was a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>children's toys in the backseat of his car.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I often do too, We've all been there. He actually

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<v Speaker 1>had a legit reason, yeah, donating them to charity charity

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<v Speaker 1>he works with. And he also missed out on a

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<v Speaker 1>first kiss. I guess she didn't read that right, but

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<v Speaker 1>clearly communication was off. But Kyle is hoping that we

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<v Speaker 1>can get things back on track and realign with this

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<v Speaker 1>second date. Am I right, Kyle?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm really hoping that we can straighten us out

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<v Speaker 4>and move forward with this beautiful girl.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess O clarify that's actually true. We're not calling

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<v Speaker 3>her tired girl anymore, which is already We're a movie beforeward.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a little early yet tired You don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to promise anything the answer.

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<v Speaker 4>We want to ask her that off the get Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't ask you if I were you.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys.

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<v Speaker 4>OK.

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<v Speaker 5>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad that we communicated about that before the call,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is going to make things go so much smoother.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to dial her number right now. Are you ready, Kyle?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Sasha. Hi, Hey, Sasha. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is jeff from the radio show brook and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 4>In the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, who are you?

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<v Speaker 5>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I need to speak louder? My name's Jeffrey from

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a radio show. We're

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<v Speaker 1>just not that popular.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing something called a second Date Update, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to help one of our listeners get in touch

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<v Speaker 1>with you because you went out with him the other night.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Kyle.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did he contact Yeah, he's a listener of ours.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been trying to get in touch with you after

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<v Speaker 1>your date. But he's been having a hard time doing that,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's using us to reach you.

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<v Speaker 2>I see.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like he's had quite a few people call you.

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<v Speaker 3>He also told us that his friend called you as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that happens, Okay, Okay, it's probably a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>So all that's checking out. We're we're trying to understand

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<v Speaker 1>how you feel about Kyle. Like, how did that date go?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, when I first met him, I thought he

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<v Speaker 2>was kind of corky, but I actually thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 3>You're talking about when you met him at the party.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like when he came on to me. I can

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<v Speaker 2>see that keeping a little nervous and a little corky

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<v Speaker 2>at the same time. But like I said, I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet, Okay, But did that same feeling not continue when

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<v Speaker 1>you went out to dinner with him?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So when we went out to dinner, that's when

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<v Speaker 2>it kind of all went left.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>When we were at dinner, he just embody language kind

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<v Speaker 2>of change, you know, he kept adjusting, you know, down there, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on during dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know it's imbalancing to day, but he looks

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<v Speaker 2>physically uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we just adjust because it's fun or is.

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<v Speaker 3>It more like an itching thing?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't want to say, but I mean

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<v Speaker 2>it looked like it was frequent and it looked like

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<v Speaker 2>he was adjusting. Yeah, that would.

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<v Speaker 3>Make it really hard to concentrate on, like conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything else, right, you know, I don't think he noticed that.

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<v Speaker 2>I noticed, but it kind of threw me off understandable.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what do you think was going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know. I didn't know if he

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<v Speaker 2>just didn't bathe down there. I mean, it could have

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<v Speaker 2>been a bathroom thing, because even on the way home,

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<v Speaker 2>he just said that he had to make like a

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<v Speaker 2>pit stop randomly, and then after we made that stop,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, he just ran out.

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<v Speaker 5>The car.

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<v Speaker 3>Had to go weird. Okay, yeah, Well, I mean, aren't

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<v Speaker 3>you curious a little bit about what was going on?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean not really, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm the only one that wants to know. That's

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<v Speaker 1>enough of it, yes that I need in order to

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<v Speaker 1>let you know that Kyle's been on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>listening this entire time and he wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>He is, at least I think he's still there, Kyle

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<v Speaker 1>hands back on the phone. We want to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you again.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, Sasha, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh hey guy, I'm so sorry. I apologize. I thought

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<v Speaker 5>we were having a good dated Just.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear what you said.

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<v Speaker 3>Be kind. He's embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>What was going on there? Do you know that you

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<v Speaker 1>were doing that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I guess I kind of made known that I

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<v Speaker 5>was a little bit uncomfortable. I was trying to, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>just ignore it.

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<v Speaker 3>Why were you Why were.

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<v Speaker 4>You doing there?

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<v Speaker 5>Kyle? I mean, it's is just it's really embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't really I didn't really want to talk about

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<v Speaker 5>this on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if it's a medical thing, you can just

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<v Speaker 1>say that we can move on.

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<v Speaker 5>Bro. Yeah, I mean well, I mean no, it's not

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<v Speaker 5>not really anything medical.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess did you hurt yourself like I'm worried about.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I was just, God, this is so embarrassing. So,

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<v Speaker 5>like before the date, a friend of mine told me

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<v Speaker 5>to put a banana down in my pants and said

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<v Speaker 5>it would give me some confidence during the day. No, what, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>So you know, I thought like having that down there

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<v Speaker 5>would make it seem like a Johnson was like, you know, bigger.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you actually had a banana in your pants at dinner.

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<v Speaker 5>Like well, when I when I sat down, then it

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<v Speaker 5>like it squeezed out of the banana. Did we wishing mess?

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<v Speaker 1>It's got a little fruit salad down here now, So.

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<v Speaker 3>So you had smashed banana in your pants at that point?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you sit at the dinner table the entire

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<v Speaker 1>time just adjusting the smushed banana? Why didn't you like

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<v Speaker 1>fix that?

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<v Speaker 4>So we were vibing off the conversation about football and

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want it to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>He stands up and some banana.

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<v Speaker 3>Mash comes out of his legs.

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<v Speaker 4>Get up.

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<v Speaker 3>At some point walked the bar. How did you keep

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<v Speaker 3>it in your pants? You were in tidy whities that

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<v Speaker 3>would like carry it?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think, Yeah, I don't want to, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>get in the specific spot. It's kind of embarrassing. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that's why I had eventually stopped at the restroom on

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<v Speaker 5>the way home.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when he got out and cleaned up. So, I mean, Sasha,

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<v Speaker 1>now now we're getting the truth of what was really happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that changing your opinion a little bit about Kyle?

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<v Speaker 3>It is?

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<v Speaker 4>It is?

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<v Speaker 2>I wish you would have told me.

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<v Speaker 3>But how I gotta stand up for him on that one?

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<v Speaker 3>How the hell do you approach that conversation a first date?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, like he has a lot of regret and

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<v Speaker 3>he's learned a lesson, I think, is where we're at

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<v Speaker 3>at this point, and he was just trying to impress you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe guess he shouldn't have told me because that that

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<v Speaker 2>probably has been weird too.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, at least it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine? Hey, Sasha, I got a banana.

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<v Speaker 1>In my pants. That line's worked for some people before.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, guys, I'm still here the phone again, going one

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<v Speaker 5>more date?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Sasha, look at the confidence that it's taken

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<v Speaker 1>him to stay on the line and put himself out

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<v Speaker 1>there like this. Yeah, I mean that says a lot

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<v Speaker 1>about who he is, and I think maybe you should

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<v Speaker 1>give him one more shot at another date, and we

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<v Speaker 1>would pay for it, and we'll pay for the fruit. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not paying for any fruit. No, No, just the date.

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<v Speaker 2>You're laughing, Sasha, I don't mind going on a second date.

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<v Speaker 4>Just make sure you leave the banana at whole.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, trying to impress you should have to tell me

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<v Speaker 3>like a literal banana.

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<v Speaker 4>Hannah, Yeah, that's something I can't agree to him not

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<v Speaker 4>bringing a banana this but if.

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<v Speaker 2>The day goes, I might even actually bring the banana

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<v Speaker 2>on a third date.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that just got weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Take it as a positive.

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<v Speaker 1>It got weird and I like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember I talked about this on the show a while ago,

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<v Speaker 1>But I stuffed my pants for one week in middle

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<v Speaker 1>school with a sock because I was a late bloomer

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<v Speaker 1>and got kind of self conscious about it. And that

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<v Speaker 1>eighth grade choice would have been a better decision than

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<v Speaker 1>what Kyle decided to do on his date, aka mister

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<v Speaker 1>banana paper.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think his friend was joking him and like Kyle,

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<v Speaker 3>Kyle missed it. Yeah, you know, like took it too literal.

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle did have a big problem with like communication and

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<v Speaker 1>understanding what was jokes and what was serious. Yeah, his

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<v Speaker 1>friend may have been messing with him, and it totally

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<v Speaker 1>screwed him over on the day because when you think

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<v Speaker 1>about it, there's a lot of curve in banana.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well somebody saw that shape at one side. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a lot happening there there, you know what he

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<v Speaker 3>is the most endearing banana pants guy that I've ever

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<v Speaker 3>heard like.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's honest. Yeah, And that's the thing. When you

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<v Speaker 1>tell the truth and you come clean and be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>that really sets you free. On this show.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope we get an update update from those.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I want an update update, especially

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<v Speaker 1>after what she said is going to happen during date three.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know. I kind She can d

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<v Speaker 1>M you directly at Brooke Fox Fox on Instagram. You

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<v Speaker 1>can reach out to Brook and give her all the

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<v Speaker 1>weird details about what do you guys do with that banana?

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<v Speaker 1>Only her, not everybody else, box how do you use

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<v Speaker 1>your banana? But if you want to get a second

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<v Speaker 1>date up, so you can always email the show and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll call the person who's been calling you back

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<v Speaker 3>Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,