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Speaker 1: rep from this company was wasted and she came up

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00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 1: to me and she was like, I bet your dick

425
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: is so big. I'm accepted. And she was like, I'm

426
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: just like you. I fucking hate my kids. And I

427
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 1: was like, I don't have kids. You're a grown woman

428
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 1: with children. What was she confusing that with? She was

429
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 1: like I had jokes about like how I hate so

430
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: she hate my kids? Right. It was just this moment

431
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 1: where she was like you're just like me and like

432
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 1: wor can be bitches And I was like, Hey, this

433
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: this is a business, that's a professional environment where we're

434
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: all wasted. And then we had a phone call the

435
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,080
Speaker 1: next day to talk about, you know, the deal, and

436
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I bet she's going to be

437
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: embarrassed and she was just as insane. Had nothing to

438
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: do with the fact that she was drunk. Actually taps

439
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: to that. I mean, like not to her making you

440
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable, obviously, but like she's consistent, consist she's just crazy.

441
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 1: So was Harvey Weinstein basically got groped. Sexual harassment is

442
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: fun with charm. That's so. It's the sixties. Everyone's drinking.

443
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: That's so. That's awful. Oh my god, that's I mean, like,

444
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: and not even eventually you get to that place, but

445
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know, we will all get to

446
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 1: the place. And I'm saying, I'm saying, eventually you get

447
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: to that place where you could theoretically joke about your

448
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: kids or your penis size with this woman. Absolutely, she

449
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: just assumed that that time was sooner than the rest

450
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: of the world might. Yeah, it's just so weird to me.

451
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 1: I don't know, I was so like taken aback, didn't

452
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: expect it. Sometimes I gravitate towards those people, though, like

453
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: I'll find that I'll talk to them the most. I

454
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: think it's because I'm from Long Island, where everyone's just like,

455
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: let me tell you something about so and so. She's

456
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: a fucking alcoholic and this and this and this and this,

457
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: and you're like, Okay, oh my god, yeah, this is

458
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: what we're talking about, all right, Like I don't know

459
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 1: if it's like the like very sort of like Italian

460
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: part of like Roman Catholic part of Long Island. And

461
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: then I'm from where it's just like we see what

462
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: we think, and I'm just like and I almost don't

463
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: know how to relate to someone that's not on that level.

464
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: Sometimes to the point where I've been told by outside

465
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: people like you make friends with some crazy people, and

466
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh my god, I guess I do. Yeah,

467
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 1: I think now I like the storyteller and me wants

468
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: that because I just every every other yeah, every like

469
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: assault that comes my way is just new materials. Just

470
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 1: make sure it's verbal, please, can it please be verbal assaults.

471
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: I've now added a whole bit about how like this,

472
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 1: this woman came up to me after a show that

473
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: I did in Cleveland and like full on sodomized me

474
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 1: with her angers, like I mean, it was outside the pants,

475
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: but still like it didn't. Oh. The good news is

476
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: I don't think she remembers. But it's good. Honestly, there's

477
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: it's just like it's one thing I think to go

478
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: up and like smack someone on the butt, because you'll

479
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: forget that, you know what I mean, Like if you

480
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: come up and snack me on the ass, I'll around

481
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: and be like, well that was a little weird or

482
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: maybe you know, I don't know, I'll just forget it.

483
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 1: You try to finger my butt hole. That will stay

484
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 1: with me forever. Yeah, no, it has and it won't

485
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: right no, yeah, yeah, oh my god, I don't know.

486
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: That's the only time that's happened, unwanted, unwanted, unwanted, right, yeah,

487
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: I went. Now, I like use that in my set

488
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: as a god, usually as a way to be like,

489
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 1: don't beautiful, But then people think they're being funny when

490
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm gonna put my thing or in your butt.

491
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: It's not a joke, don't ever, don't do it, but

492
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: they joke about it, and I'm like that crazy, I'm

493
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 1: gonna put my finger in your butt? Like what a

494
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: sick uncle joke? Is that? Right? I don't know. It's

495
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: it comes full circle where I'm like, I'm this is yeah,

496
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: this is happening to me, and therefore, what does that

497
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: say about me? Right, And that is a I'm saying.

498
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: I was saying, and I was like, you know, like

499
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: doing it to myself? You do you do go to yourself? Like,

500
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: how am I the guy who the joke is fingering

501
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: your butt where It's like I'm asking for it? Oh

502
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: my god? You know what. It's because we're gay. It's

503
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 1: because we're gay. They wouldn't even think about our butt

504
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: holes if we weren't. That, I mean, I wouldn't want

505
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: to touch a straight guy's butt hole. That. It's just like,

506
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: that's not well, you know, he takes care of his

507
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: butt hole. I think Zach Zach, Zach you would. Yeah,

508
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: we're saying, Zac Efron, if you're listening, maybe if you

509
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: enthusiastically consented, we would all finger I would say this,

510
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 1: he works out a lot, and so that bin me

511
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: is very sweaty a lot of the time and probably

512
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: doesn't smell great. I feel like it cleans itself. Like

513
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: if you if you've seen his pictures of him at lately,

514
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: are so like other worldly, sculpted and better with the

515
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 1: buff buff buff. I'm saying that it looks like inhuman right,

516
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 1: it's not real. So like I feel like his butthole

517
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: is probably like it's like, I don't know, it doesn't

518
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: excrete anything wow about that. That's the thing, because it's

519
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: like sometimes I do fall guilty of this, like I

520
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: will be that gay guy who's like attracted to straight men,

521
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like or that kind of masculinity,

522
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: that kind of masculinity, you know, for for whatever reason.

523
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: You know, I think it probably has to do with

524
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: my upbringing, Like that is a thing that was impounded

525
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: in me early, which is this kind of man is attractive.

526
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: And a lot of times, like when people are like

527
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: like on Grinder or Tinder and they're like mask only,

528
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that person doesn't know that that's not okay.

529
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: But I get why they're saying it, because society fucking

530
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: hammers it into you and so but then I remind

531
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: myself straight guys they don't take care of their buttles.

532
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: They probably smell awful, And then I don't think about

533
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 1: it anymore. Yeah, I neveryone should just know that. Um,

534
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: when Matt was punching his hand, it was very mask

535
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: and I'm also wearing it backwards hat. Yeah. Yeah, And

536
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: I showed it to an event. I showed it to

537
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: an event the other day and Julio Taures said, yeah,

538
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: you look very mask and I thought it was a

539
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: great read. I felt very read by him. I wasn't

540
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: trying to be masked. I just was too lazy to

541
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: do my hairs aesthetic. Um, speaking about bringings, Matt, We're

542
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: gonna ask you what we ask all of our guests,

543
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: because what was the culture that made you say culture

544
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: is for me? Which is our silly way of asking.

545
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: What was like the little spark in Europe bringing that

546
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: like made you say, wow, I love you know everything

547
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: about pop culture? Right? Yeah? Um, I feel like I

548
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: have to answers sort of. One is maybe less cliche.

549
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: What is like, I mean, who cares about cliche? Just

550
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: a cliche? This is like, I mean, it's like throwing

551
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: fish out a shark. Has anyone ever fucking said there's no,

552
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, there's no. I don't think there's a

553
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: cliche at there's not. My defense is that, like I

554
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: was a Beyonce fan before I was gay, Like before

555
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: before I answered the call from since like the child

556
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: since Um, the one song I remember like turning that

557
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: switch in my head was Lose my Breath. The Leader

558
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: post solo career, even because I don't know how the

559
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: trivia listen you are you? Actually I'm much a late

560
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: comer on Beyonce. Now I wouldn't be no, no, no,

561
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: that's but it's still no. He could still affect him

562
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: the same way. But he's like, you know what year? What?

563
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: What years? Or four? One of those a long time ago? Yeah,

564
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: that that Destiny's Child Reunion album seems more recent than

565
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: it is. Dangerously Love with the year after Beyonce with

566
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: Destiny's Child two anyway, Um, okay, but no, it doesn't matter.

567
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I'm thinking of a different song then, because

568
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,479
Speaker 1: I remember. I remember my mom used to order from

569
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: like avon, you know, like mail order cosmetics, and she

570
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: got this free, like free a m FM radio with

571
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: the headset. It was like in the nineties for sure,

572
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is mine. Now you keep

573
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: the makeup. And I remember I would listen to that

574
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: and like wait for the Destiny's Child songs and so

575
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: like constantly have it in, always waiting for the Destiny

576
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: Child songs so I could turn it up and my

577
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: brother and I am like for very different songs with

578
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: wait for with our like tape recorders to put it

579
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: in the thing and yeah. So that was like and

580
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: that was literally like I don't think I was out,

581
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: and well I know when I came out, but I

582
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: wasn't until college, and I was like Beyonce was my

583
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: outlet like pre like pre Gaga, pre all of the

584
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: like if you like this artist like welcome, yeah, um yeah,

585
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: she was one that it was like, I can say

586
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: I like Beyonce and it's still Britney Spears. Was the

587
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: same way I think where it's like I need to

588
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: say I have a favorite singer. I can say Britney

589
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: Spears and actually genuinely get behind it, and also I

590
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: can still be in like because she's hot. And then

591
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: later for me, it was like that best person became

592
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson and it started to become more difficult to say, well,

593
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: I like her because she's hot, because the number one

594
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 1: thing about Kelly isn't that she's hot, you know what

595
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: I mean? And so what I'm gonna say it it's

596
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: true you like Kelly because she sings fierce. Yeah, yeah,

597
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: not because she's hot. When you're trying to be straight

598
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: at sixteen and you're walking around singing since you've been gone.

599
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: People aren't like, oh, it's because he wants the banger, right,

600
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: So you found covering Beyonce. Yeah, I hid my sexuality.

601
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I feel like at the I'm just there's

602
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: so much conjuring up in because it was also I mean,

603
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: I had other there were other artists like obviously like

604
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: the Backstreet Boys. I remember from this my first communion

605
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: because I was raised Catholic and right, it was my

606
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: first communion and we went to like the reception after

607
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: like dinner, and I got this gift from my aunt

608
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: and it was the Backstreet Boys album, but she bought

609
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: it and it was in a gift bag that had

610
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: that It was like the bag looked like the album.

611
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: It was like a printed bag and it was basically

612
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: like here tiny gaugeld. Right. It was not you know,

613
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 1: like sky Blue album where they were all wearing Yeah.

614
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: So you here's the Here's the gag for me is

615
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: that you waited to get Millennium as a gift. I

616
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: was going out to the story to get Millennium the

617
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: day it opened. Bitch, No, I couldn't um right because

618
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: what is that the first although the first album that

619
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: I remember going and buying was was yeah, me too.

620
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: So there were a lot of there were a lot

621
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: of signs, sure, but it was the first like whoa, whoa,

622
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: wait a minute, this means something else, right right, And

623
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: then my other one that I was going to say

624
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: was Desperate Housewives was the first. Thank you so much,

625
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 1: thank you so much much. Oh my god, that was

626
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: the first show that I remember, like like, I remember

627
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: seeing the commercials advertising Desperate Housewives before it started, and

628
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: I remember in my eyes tears sprang to my eyes

629
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: because I realized that we are going to talk about

630
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: Desperate Housewives, and I got so happy that I started

631
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: this is cry We're going down the shop. I started

632
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: to understand, I understand, okay, we're going so I like

633
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: literally I remember watching the commercials before it started, and

634
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: I do remember thinking like, oh, this is gonna be

635
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: like too crazy, and you loved it. The commercials made

636
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: it seem like it was going to be like too

637
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 1: campy before I knew what like camp was. Was it

638
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: the commercial where it was Casera Sara was playing and

639
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: it was the newspaper you are killing me. The newspapers

640
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: are being thrown us everyone and they're all out in

641
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: the gowns like David Chapelle, David Lall, David shot that,

642
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: and they always they always would show that clip where

643
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: the neighbor, the ginger woman was like she she was

644
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: looking through the window and right, yeah, she saw whatever.

645
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: I don't remember all of them. Do you remember Martha

646
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: Huber's death scene when what's his face told her with

647
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 1: the blender? Do you remember the scene where she I

648
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: think was it that she was a three or where

649
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: was it that she was with um Terry Hatcher where

650
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: she talks about, oh my gosh, she talks about mincemeat.

651
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: Do you remember that buck mince She's like she she

652
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 1: knows that, like Terry knows something. And she's like and

653
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: she's fucking crazy and she's like and she has a

654
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: pie with her and she goes, no, I have a

655
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: fun fact, Like she knows, like like Martha Hubert's like

656
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: she knows that, like she knows that she like has

657
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: the power in the situation. You know, it's so interesting.

658
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: You know that's saying I'll make mincemeat out of you

659
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: mince meat. It's like it's it's I don't remember the

660
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: scenes obviously, but oh my god. That the first season

661
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: was the first season is really really good. I just

662
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: I loved it so much. And that was the first

663
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 1: time where I was like, I have to I have

664
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: to be home there on Sunday night. There was a

665
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: time we were like out, it was like a holiday,

666
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: and for some reason, they had a new episode of

667
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,439
Speaker 1: Desperate Housewife that's a tragedy. And it was before yeah,

668
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: it was before we had like a DBR or anything.

669
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: And we have to leave right now. I can't even

670
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 1: talk about this because do you There was a scene

671
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 1: there was an episode in the first season of Desperate

672
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: Housewives where Susan is across the street at home and

673
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: she's crying about something, and across the street there's a

674
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: party happening, and she thinks that her daughter Julius at

675
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: the party. So she goes over to the party and

676
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: goes in the in the backyard and she finds like

677
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: swim trunks on the floor, and she gets furious because

678
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: she realizes, oh my god, my daughter's having sex in

679
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: the pool. So she goes over to the pool and

680
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: who comes up is Marsh across his son and Gabrielle's

681
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: gardener that we're fucking in the pool. I missed that

682
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: episode because my family was in Pennsylvania, so I had to.

683
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: My dad was like flipping through the chat was in

684
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: that scene came on and I was like, what's happening,

685
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: What's happening on my favorite show that's also now it's gay?

686
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have to But of course I

687
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 1: didn't get to watch it, and I had never seen

688
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: that episode until years later because there was no DVR,

689
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: no nothing. So what I'm saying is, this is the

690
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: queer experience. This is the queer experience. It's a tragedy

691
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: that you had to miss an episode of Desperate I

692
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: have to go back. And that's like one of the

693
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: few shows from that time that I don't like. I

694
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: haven't seen it since one episode, like each one at

695
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: a time I bought, like the book they had, like

696
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: a book that came out at the end. Remember it

697
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: as it was, Remember it as it was, because honestly,

698
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: it's probably true. Yeah, just that's something where it's like,

699
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: it should just be one season, like if it were

700
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: now when it were acceptable to come out and do

701
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 1: like a limited series that should have been Desperate Houseis

702
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: for the first season and then just let it go,

703
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: let it be perfect in some way. The second season

704
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: was Alfree Woodard. But here's the thing, Alfree world. Yes. Always.

705
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: When I heard they cast her, I was like, gag read.

706
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: I didn't even know who she was, but that was

707
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 1: I didn't know before Desperate house but then she opened

708
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: the door. Ever boys, I think, yeah, I think you're

709
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: right mad. It's like, um, it's like I feel like

710
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: big little lie. Season one was just sort of like

711
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: that is the modern iteration of what Desperate Housewives. Absolutely

712
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: and I memory if Desperate Housewives was like four episodes

713
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: or like it was. The first season was twenty four aps.

714
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: That was when it was like standard. How many was

715
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: there like six seasons, five or six? That thing went.

716
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 1: That thing went for a long time. I think I

717
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: had two hundred episodes, like it was fucking out there.

718
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,959
Speaker 1: But that was another show that was like the first

719
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: golden age of TV modern times. And then pretty much

720
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: because everything was on network TV, everything got super fucked

721
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: up because of the writer's stripe. Like a lot of

722
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: good promising shows died right away. Remember Pushing Days, the

723
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: who I feel like maybe succumb to the writer. That

724
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: was sort of weird. I mean I think it fucked

725
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: I think I know it sucked up. Lost I mean

726
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 1: Lost was so tied to its like narrative, and then

727
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: all of a sudden had to like be so fewer

728
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: or like weird episodes like it just killed shows, whereas

729
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 1: that what happen with cable now you could just say, okay,

730
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: we're not doing it right. But yeah, but I think

731
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: Desperate Housewives was the first one that I remembered like

732
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: I need to watch this every week, and then I

733
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: like subscribe to Entertainment Weekly. I had like my my

734
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: like I would make yeah, we love Kristen. Her name

735
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: is Kristen del Santo, snaw say we cut you off? Okay, yeah,

736
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: So used to subscribe the Entertainment Weekly, and I would

737
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: like every season would make like a calendar, like Monday

738
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: through Friday or Monday through Sunday, Like what when are

739
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: my shows on? When? What did the schedule look like?

740
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: And I don't imagine, right, I mean at that time

741
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: it was like Desperate Housewives, like Race Anatomy before everyone

742
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: was a lesbian and died. It's really sick. Lesbian is um.

743
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: Lesbianism is so sick. I've always said that I think

744
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: the series finale of Gray's Anatomy is going to be

745
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 1: a fucking meteor hits the I like, when I heard

746
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: that it was still on TV, I was like, are

747
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 1: you shifting right? It's literally so shitty. I mean, there's

748
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 1: like a filter on it now. It's horribly the only

749
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: thing that I remember about grayce Anatomy was the episode

750
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: where the guy from Friday Night Lights gets blown up

751
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: by a bob. I mean, but insane, but like somehow

752
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: that was grounded compared to remember the ferry boat disaster.

753
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: That was crazy. I think I checked out before then. Oh,

754
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: you got it right in town. Okay, that was well, well,

755
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 1: Katherine Heigel was still on the show. Okay, yeah, here's

756
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: here's the deal. When she left, that's when it got bad. Okay,

757
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: you got out early. Were you going to say that

758
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: you did like season two Desperate Housewives? I liked all

759
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: of it. I liked all the two. I continue to

760
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: watch us to the end. Yeah I was. I dropped

761
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: off it like season five after Dana Delaney, right, Oh, okay,

762
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: I did. I I kept watching it. I mean I

763
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: have a vocabulary with it. Through Delaney's lesbian escape and yes,

764
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: she escaped, she escaped with and she is she became

765
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: a lesbian and escaped can I say season two was

766
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: a gag? And here's why, because people shoot on season two.

767
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 1: Here's the gag of season to remember brees whole alcoholism story. Yes,

768
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: and when she's it's the end of an episode and

769
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: she and like, Andrew her son is being a nightmare

770
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: and oh my god, he was truly evil. Do you

771
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: remember this, Matt vaguely? Okay, So he's so Andrew her

772
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: son is trying to get um what's it called, uh

773
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 1: when when when they break away from their parents patient, Yeah,

774
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: he's trying to get me ate it and um, so

775
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: he's he's being a little ship and she's she's like

776
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: going to a a. She dumps all this wine out

777
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: in the kitchen and then like they get into this

778
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: argument and then and then Andrew goes, you're such a

779
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: fucking bit, like you know, not sucking, goes your beautiful bitch,

780
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: you know, you know, your stone called bitch, you know that.

781
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 1: And then she takes the wine bottle, throws it across

782
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: the fucking kitchen. It chatters on the fridge, and then

783
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: she walks over and she goes, I'm gonna do this.

784
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do this. I'm sorry I didn't quite

785
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: catch that I hate you. You know, the opposite of

786
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: love isn't hate. It's a different. If you hate me,

787
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: that means you still care, and that means I still

788
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: have a chance to set you right. It's so good.

789
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: Here's the thing we've come afted this, this whole conversation

790
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: from Matt. I know, I'm so like amazing, Like I

791
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,479
Speaker 1: don't know. It's my alcoholism has just my brain doesn't work.

792
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: I can't remember anything. The thing is, you said, Desperate

793
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: Housewives and now here we are. You know what it's like.

794
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: Do you remember um one Gabrielle to her kid was

795
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: a doll. Here's here's the answer is always here's the

796
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: thing about death. That's good that you don't remember it.

797
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: You should remember that it was nice and fun and

798
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: good camp and diva and gay and whatever. That's amazing.

799
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: That show got truly heinous because also it feels like

800
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: almost everyone on network television got into this place where

801
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: they had like amazing first seasons and it was also

802
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 1: good and then literally all at the same time they

803
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: were like, oh my god, cancer cancer, it's cancer. She

804
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:47,439
Speaker 1: has cancer. Literally, that head cancer. Calista Flockhart on Brothers

805
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: and Sisters Head cancer, gazy Head Cancer, Unlost, like they

806
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:55,240
Speaker 1: had a cancer storyline or a several. I think every

807
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: show was just like we literally don't know what the

808
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: to do. Give somebody cancer, it will last us the season, right.

809
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: The one episode I remember very vividly is the one

810
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: it was like one of those episodes. It was like

811
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: the whole family has to gather around and watch this,

812
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: and it was the shooting starring Laurie Metcalf, Honey, Yes,

813
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: starring Laurie met Calf, And that was like that was

814
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: ahead of its time. I mean it was, it was,

815
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: but also in the midst of its time, I guess.

816
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: I remember going to school the next day and all

817
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: the basic girls, like it was really moving. It was

818
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: that was actually really moving, but like I'm sure it was,

819
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: but here, I guess. But at the end of the day,

820
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: like the episode ended with Lynnette like getting up in

821
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: front of a shooter and being like like Felicity Hoffman

822
00:45:54,680 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: giving everything she had to be minus material, Like that

823
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,439
Speaker 1: was so what she had to do for the whole

824
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: rest of the season of the series because she was

825
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: so stuck at that. I think they all were just like,

826
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: what's my storyline this? Okay? I mean, it was insane

827
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: from the beginning, was it was, I don't know, because

828
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: it was like a satire and like a murder mystery

829
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: and like all these things, and like so it was

830
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: operating in that world, and then all of a sudden

831
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: it was just like, no, it did that thing where

832
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: it was like, well, what's gonna It's November, what's gonna happen.

833
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:37,760
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a tornado. In Tornado episode, John Slattery

834
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: getting paled by offense. Look, here's here, veniently, just when

835
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: he was becoming a killer. Here's the thing. I agree

836
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: with Palaside that show is crazy from the jump with

837
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: fucking Mary Alice committing suicide over what like what was

838
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: the reason again that you find out at the end

839
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: of the season one that she killed herself being sad.

840
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 1: I know, no, no, no, she she she had being

841
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: shackmail she was being blackmailed or someone like her son. Yeah, yeah,

842
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: something like oh, now I know what it was. It

843
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: was that she their son died and they got rid

844
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 1: of him and they bury him in the background in

845
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: the in the backyard or something. It just seems like

846
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: it didn't. I mean, maybe my teenage stelf was like

847
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: I wouldn't kill myself over that. I mean, like that's

848
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: very you know, it's classics. I don't know if I

849
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: kill myself over that, bearing a child in my backyard

850
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: on my own, but it's that thing of that happens

851
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: a lot. But I think any TV show, which is

852
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: why Big Little Eyes was so great, was because it

853
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: actually was satisfying where it's like it sets this thing

854
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: up where that's so intriguing that it can't possibly be satisfied.

855
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 1: It's like Lost, Like Lost is number one, where it's

856
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: like you have them on this deserted island and it's

857
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: also like like a mythology and there's magic and it's

858
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: another time to mention. You can't wrap that up. So

859
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 1: Desperate housewise, I think was I feel like I've lost

860
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: the ability to watch television. Maybe it's because we grew

861
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: up with those types of shows, but I'm like, I

862
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: don't even know where anything is going. I just like

863
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't have an end in mind for anything. That's

864
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: also how I think about my own stuff. I'm like,

865
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: I don't know I could start because if you were

866
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: to binge watch Desperate Housewives today, it would you would

867
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 1: just go crazy. It would take forever to it would

868
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: take forever and but you just wouldn't be able to

869
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: keep trying. I mean that's why I like nothing to

870
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 1: do it after that inspired No, I think you will

871
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: enjoy it because I think it's like season one is

872
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: a good soap. I can also like I have its

873
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: sickly ability to binge like faster than the normal human.

874
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: Well what do you like? Now? What shows do you like?

875
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: I've bench like seven shows in the last week, Like

876
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,919
Speaker 1: I got like, there was a show I just watched

877
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: that I've never heard of before. It called Please like Me.

878
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: Do you know it? Yes? Yeah, it's so good. It's great.

879
00:48:56,280 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: I start very gay. It's like there's like controvers to

880
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: see in Australia because they like didn't know where to

881
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:06,879
Speaker 1: air it. Did they show butts um they did? Yeah,

882
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: and maybe a little bit of Dick the Pilot is

883
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: like really good. It just throws you into this like

884
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: into his like world. Yeah. But I learned about it

885
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: because I was talking with someone and they were like, what,

886
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: like what's your show? What do you want to write?

887
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: And I described what I'd want and then they were

888
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: like that's please like me, And I was like, well fuck.

889
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: But before you said that I feel like you would,

890
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 1: you would write a beautiful show like that was similar

891
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: in tone. Yeah. I was like, I'm just like Gay

892
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 1: Seinfeldt Yeah, Gay Seinfelt, but like there's like an element

893
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: of like that's different ground there's such a groundedness to it,

894
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, you know Seinfeld is Will and Grave. Okay,

895
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: there you go, Yes, twelve culture and you have to

896
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: say it like a winey baby, um like me, yeah,

897
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: that I just watched all of it's very binge a

898
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: bole there's because there's only four seasons and they're like

899
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 1: ten episodes or six episodes. Um. The marvelous Mrs Maisel

900
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: impression that I liked it, Like like there's very few

901
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: things that I watched that I'm like, this is not

902
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: like I like it. I think it's very charming and

903
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 1: well done, and I think she's a star. I just

904
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: saw Dear Evan Hanson and I was someone was like

905
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: that was terrible, and I was like, I liked it.

906
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: That's just my Yeah, I guess it is it is.

907
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? No, I have. I've listened to

908
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: the album for like three months because that's I listened

909
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: to like Broadway albums without seeing the show because I'm

910
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 1: I can't afford to like go to Broadway all the time,

911
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: very very very expencent. And uh, I had no idea

912
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: what the show was about. And I'd listened to the

913
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: album and someone dies that. I was like, oh, I

914
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: had no idea. Yeah, anyway, would you believe it's devastating?

915
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: Oh I cried the entire time. It's really fucking sad. Normal.

916
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 1: Um no another one? Yeah not Yeah. Now all I

917
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: do is watch stuff and cry. Um, I saw you

918
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: appreciating the New Queer. I yes, I just started watching that.

919
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 1: Yet that I was like, I just started bingeing it

920
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: yesterday and was literally just sobbing on my couch. Just

921
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: start watching it. How producer Joe's nodding you are you

922
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: enjoying it? Hot? It's so good? Okay, so what are

923
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 1: you enjoying it? Hot? Um'n't have time because I saw,

924
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: like I saw a bunch of people being like, don't

925
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: don't do this, we don't need this, okay, And I

926
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: think everyone sort of came in with that mindset. I'm

927
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 1: seeing everybody be like, oh wait a minute, no, this

928
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: is really really yeah, no, they do it really well.

929
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: There's only there's one episode. I'm not spoiling it, um,

930
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: maybe a little. It's a white cop and they're I

931
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: think they're all in the Atlanta, which is like the

932
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: South but like kind of not yeah, and it's a

933
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: white cop and they introduce it where the five queer

934
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: guys are like driving to meet this guy and a

935
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 1: cop pulls them over and it's the black guy of

936
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: the five queer guys is driving, and it's the supertense

937
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: moment where everyone's like, fuck, they pulled him over because

938
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: he's black. And then it turns out that the cop

939
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: that pulled them over is like the guy who nominated

940
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: his friend and we just pulled you over as a joke,

941
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: and it was like, what are you doing now? I

942
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: have gone to this episode yet, but I hear that

943
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: apparently there's some like you You're like, whoa, that's a

944
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 1: weird moment. But apparently there's some payoff in the end

945
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: where they do they have this moment where like then

946
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 1: they have the guy that they're making over is also

947
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: a white cop who voted for Donald truck and they

948
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: like find his trump pen sign and the garage and um,

949
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: then they have the the black guy. I don't know

950
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 1: his name. I don't know any of Yeah, I'm just

951
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: that's I just ideentic. He's the culture guy. He just

952
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 1: makes people cry. That's right. Literally, I'm like, I don't

953
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: know Will today. And he was by far the most engaging.

954
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: He was like, you see the star, he should be

955
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: the star. And then Jonathan was like he was like

956
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 1: I get I get you too. He um he has

957
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: the most salacious photos on Instagram. Yeah, he's a daddy

958
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: too of two older kids. Right. Right, So they have

959
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: this like conversation in a van while they're driving, and

960
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: and it's very like they make it seem like it's

961
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 1: really deep, and it maybe is, but it's sort of

962
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: like they're just like, I'm black, I'm a cop. Like

963
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: I guess we're friends now. I get that. Yeah, that

964
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaker 1: feels a little simplistic, right it was. I mean maybe

965
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: the conversation they had obviously they edited it down, but

966
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: like maybe it was meaningful to them. But what's on camera?

967
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: Like what you see? I was like, I don't think

968
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: you solved anything. Like he's still going to go back

969
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: like into his maid over home new hair products and

970
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 1: like vote for Donald Trump again, right, right, So you

971
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: didn't so I'm sorry, what's the watershed about this that

972
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: everyone's really responded to it in such a way. There

973
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: are just a lot of moments and and you've seen

974
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: more episodes and maybe you can speak to this better

975
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: ball aside, but like I feel like it's just like

976
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: there's some some earnest moments of like them like really

977
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 1: changing people's lives and people who they would like they

978
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: will just cat walk into fucking rooms full of old

979
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: Southern people and you're like Patty Harrison said this, she

980
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: was like, I'm always I always get panicked. I'm like, no,

981
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: like tone it down for your own safety. But like

982
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: they end up like charming the pants off for everybody,

983
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: Like it's fine. They actually do, like I don't know,

984
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 1: they change minds in the way that they would change

985
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: like a white cops mind about how he views the

986
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:49,239
Speaker 1: black person um on the job. But like you know,

987
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's very feel good and healing in

988
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,959
Speaker 1: a way that's appropriate to now. Okay, Yeah, I feel

989
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: like I've watched maybe five or four of them. Remember

990
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: time is just right numbers um And the one that

991
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: is the best is the guy that they make over

992
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: is a gay guy. Oh, yeah, and he has to

993
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: come out to his family, right yeah. And the ending

994
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 1: is like him coming out and it's like that it's

995
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: what got me. Oh, I would cry like a baby. Right.

996
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: So it wasn't like when people come out, can I

997
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: say that, Oh my god, that's what I get off?

998
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 1: I mean, which is the appropriate use of that word?

999
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: And I don't always use it the right way? That's

1000
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: none of us. But I was like, this is like traumatized,

1001
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 1: like im yeah, because the guy does it by like

1002
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 1: writing a note, and and I was like that's what

1003
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: I did, yeah, And it was very It wasn't I don't.

1004
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 1: I have no memory of what was in it, but

1005
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 1: my mom, who's who I gave it to, references it

1006
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: often and I'm like, God, that's gonna be weird. Do

1007
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 1: you ever want to give any interest in seeing that note? Again?

1008
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: Not really, I feel like any like every moment that

1009
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: ass is I'm like, I don't need to relive that

1010
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,919
Speaker 1: every month. I'm sure it's framed somewhere, and like her purse,

1011
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: maybe like ten years, maybe we have like some more distance.

1012
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: I kind of would want to read back on what

1013
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: I was like as like a fucking yeah, I just

1014
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: love that your mom has like a museum and said,

1015
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: and this is the letter that he wrote me to

1016
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 1: say he was gay, and now he's one of the

1017
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 1: gayest people in media. This was the beginning. She refers

1018
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: to it that cryptically, it's always like, you know, like

1019
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: you said in your letter, can we chill? She's like

1020
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:44,399
Speaker 1: Maxine Waters in it, She's like the letter whatever. But yeah,

1021
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: it's very good. Yeah it got me. I was like

1022
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: got me from the first episode. At the end of

1023
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 1: there at the picnic table with that man and they're

1024
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: all crying, I'm like, oh my god. After i'd seen

1025
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 1: some of more episodes, like they have some like pretty,

1026
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: because I feel like I have a bunch of like

1027
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: pretty conventionally attractive people that they make up where it's

1028
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 1: like it's that like, oh, he took off his glasses,

1029
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: like and the first guys like pretty, whoa, he's he's right,

1030
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: And so I like that. I like that they started

1031
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: with the real US rough one. How long is each

1032
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: episode of Our Our Right? We've talked about it for

1033
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: about as long as one episode? Shady ho No, No,

1034
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 1: it's you should watch it, man, I know, I gotta

1035
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 1: watch it. I didn't watch the Ridge me. Neither me

1036
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: neither now, so I don't even know the original Courson

1037
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: Cresley vehicle, and now I deal with him every week.

1038
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that, like, uh, he like that

1039
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 1: the food guy. It was like the chopped guy, right,

1040
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: he's the chop guy, you know, went on to others. Yeah,

1041
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 1: Jay Rodriguez was in the telephone video and I think

1042
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: he definitely tried to Wait, did I see him in Rent? Yeah?

1043
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 1: I think he was in Rent. I think he played

1044
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 1: I might played say that anybody know? You know what

1045
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 1: he was? Mark? He was Mark was Mark? Yeah, because

1046
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: to play Angel you have to be like, yeah, it

1047
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: would be like a real dancer. Oh okay, I think

1048
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna say real feminist, Like I know that's no,

1049
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: you don't gonna be real fam I mean you have

1050
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: to be like it's like a very acrobatic dancer part.

1051
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: But I almost positive he was Mark. I will I

1052
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: will source that later and I'm sure i'll get some

1053
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: most cultures less fans confirming or correct thing. Did you

1054
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: probably probably did someone? Did you tell me about someone

1055
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: who played Mimi and was amazing? Dave said that to

1056
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: Myra Gray from Rent. She saw as Mimi and was

1057
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: from American Killer. Okay, that's yeah. Um, did you watch

1058
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: American You're like American person? Um, yes, but it depends

1059
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: on I stopped after a while. That's I also stopped

1060
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: after a while, and I was not chomping at the

1061
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: bit for the new season. I was a crazy American

1062
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 1: Idol fan, Like in beginning, I feel that from you, Like,

1063
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: what does that mean? I'm just saying because I feel

1064
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: like kindred spirit with you and she was the same one. Please,

1065
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: I like, I have to own it because I was.

1066
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 1: I was some like I would vote with like two

1067
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: phones at one Yeah. I voted for Kelly Clarkson three

1068
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: hundred times one night. Yeah, it was an all night

1069
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 1: extravagone would take like Tally's while I was doing There

1070
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: was a second season kind of like it was big,

1071
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 1: big clothes. I was the rare Reuben Studdard fan, good

1072
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: for you, but my mother was a big play Akin fan,

1073
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: and we that night would spend we would like be

1074
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: canceling out each other's votes. I mean the votes didn't count,

1075
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: Like they did not count. Let's let's set the record

1076
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,479
Speaker 1: store right now. Clay was not going to win that show.

1077
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: I remember that season a finale where Ryan secrets, just like,

1078
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 1: this was so close a difference of two hundred thousand

1079
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: voters anyway, and later on he was like, it was

1080
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 1: so close a difference of seventy eight thousand votes. Only

1081
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: one million votes separated. This rigged, I mean, totally real outcome.

1082
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: I remember it's the very marketable contestant that wins well

1083
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: marketable for like a month, and then he died, so

1084
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: he did. He is alive. He is alive everyone. Yeah,

1085
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 1: I remember I had c c D like Catholic school.

1086
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it stands for. And I

1087
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: did it for like twelve years, Christian school, just to school.

1088
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 1: And it was on Wednesday nights, which is when at

1089
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 1: the results for American Idol, and I had to like

1090
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: race home from Catholic School to be my gayest self.

1091
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: Luckily it was a four hour episode, as those finales

1092
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: often work. It's just yeah, four hours of commercials and

1093
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:55,880
Speaker 1: then Ryan Seacrest reading it's ever Levine to sing with Molina?

1094
01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 1: Who's Melina? Fake contest that I just made up? Are

1095
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 1: you watching drag Race? Yes? Yes? Any any any discussion

1096
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 1: points you want to hit? Who's like who your favorites were?

1097
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 1: You rooting for, then I guess who you like, don't

1098
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: do I mean, alright, alright, and okay, because I do

1099
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 1: think you have a strong favorite, I feel like my

1100
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't have any strong opinions, so my

1101
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: default favorite is Trixie. Okay, right, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

1102
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: I went to This is Me Now just to like.

1103
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 1: But I was on a panel for the RuPaul's Drag

1104
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 1: Con in in New York, and um it was like

1105
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 1: bitter not bitter sweet, that might be the wrong word.

1106
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: But I was also there we were recording stuff for

1107
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: my podcast, and so like as a panelist, I got

1108
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: to go into like the green room, but they were like,

1109
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 1: you can't record anything in here, so if you want

1110
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: to put on your podcast hat, you have to stand

1111
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 1: with the rest of the like chum with like the reporters.

1112
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 1: So I went from like sitting in the room and

1113
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 1: like eating cookies and drinking coffee and you know, with

1114
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 1: all the queens, and then to be like being with

1115
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 1: all the reporters being like give us a quote for

1116
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: like one second. But I was sitting in the room

1117
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: and Trixie walked by and stopped in her tracks and

1118
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: stared at me. For a full minute and it was

1119
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: borderline uncomfortable. And I was like, did you recognize you that? Yeah?

1120
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 1: And she was like you do that thing and I

1121
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: was like, and she'd hurt me on throwing shade. I

1122
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 1: didn't growing Shape podcast, and so we like Reminisce. So

1123
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, now we're friends friends. That was our one interaction.

1124
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: So that's why we like Trixie. I think Trixie is

1125
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 1: a comedian in a real way. Yeah, And I mean

1126
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: I think the one person who makes me scream out

1127
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: loud the most while I'm watching it alone in my

1128
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 1: apartment is Kennedy. I would say that's that's why I

1129
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 1: think that the top three will include Trixie and Kennedy,

1130
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: because I think there's a visceral reaction to both of

1131
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 1: them that I think has always been inherent in them

1132
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 1: and is refined now. I don't know who that third

1133
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 1: person will be. It makes sense for me that it's

1134
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 1: b B because it's just so good. I'm thinking about

1135
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: a Tricksie Kennedy BB top three because it's like, you

1136
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 1: love Tricksie because she's a comedian. You know, she's got

1137
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: jokes like it's it's good, it's good. Comedy, you know

1138
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 1: what I mean, it's really funny tricks And I was

1139
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: watching last night I was literally laughing out loud it's

1140
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: so funny. And then with Kennedy it's like that's just

1141
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: so fucking funny, like her coming out in that outfit

1142
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 1: in the beginning in the workroom, that to me is

1143
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 1: like how to control funny? And her drag is so

1144
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: so high level. Yeah, if there's so many I have

1145
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 1: so many thoughts. The one is have you have you

1146
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 1: heard of at any of the bab is the mole?

1147
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if like how does that pay off

1148
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 1: in a way? That's like I don't know, but that's

1149
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,440
Speaker 1: like does anything pay off? Like I mean sure, I

1150
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 1: think yes. All these like weird rules were like nothing

1151
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 1: actually makes sense. It's all just Ruse show and everything

1152
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: ends up the way that RU wants. Yeah. I think

1153
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 1: that Ru sat down at the beginning of All Stars

1154
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: three and before they had even cast, and I think

1155
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: Ruce said, Okay, how can we fucking gag the kids?

1156
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 1: I don't think she said. I don't think she said, Okay,

1157
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 1: who should we cast? Like let's like, um talk about personalities,

1158
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 1: let's cast the show. I think she said how can

1159
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: we make this season of All Stars three a fucking

1160
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: Gaga rune? And that's where I think they started. And

1161
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: so I do think something is coming, right, I mean

1162
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 1: something is coming right, like with the handmade sale ship,

1163
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:56,920
Speaker 1: like right right, yeah, something is coming, um my other

1164
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: thing and this is more like I don't know. I

1165
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: like Tricksie, I think because I can tell I feel

1166
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 1: like I relate to that style of not style. What

1167
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: am I trying to say? I I feel the like

1168
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: comedy struggle a little bit like you can feel the

1169
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 1: like I'm not. I don't feel confident in my own

1170
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,440
Speaker 1: humor like you think, especially when you go back on

1171
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: the season that Trixie was on what was it, season six,

1172
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: where it's like, yeah, I don't know, there's like a

1173
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: the approach to drag. It feels very relatable to like

1174
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: people like us, right, It's like, oh, I would approach

1175
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: this as a comedian through that filter, but like so

1176
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 1: I would overpain and I would like be a little

1177
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,439
Speaker 1: like quippy, you know in confessional. So yeah, for sure,

1178
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 1: I get that I'm gonna do this, do it, do it,

1179
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 1: do it, blow it? When and when he drink wine

1180
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 1: it We were just recording UM in l A for

1181
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 1: my podcast and it was with the producer we don't

1182
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: normally work with, not Barry. Barry was there, but we

1183
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: had like rent a studio and the guy was like,

1184
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:05,720
Speaker 1: he needs to blow his nose, and Barry had to

1185
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 1: be like, that's just what he sounds like. He Verry

1186
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: later was like, he said, oh my god, like they

1187
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 1: were in like this. It was one of those fancy

1188
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,160
Speaker 1: studios where they're like in a separate room watching you

1189
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,640
Speaker 1: and I was in the room just like being my

1190
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 1: nasally self. And when did you find out that he

1191
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 1: said that? I don't know, like a couple of weeks later.

1192
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 1: If it had been like minutes later, you could have

1193
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: screamed homophobia and sued them, and that would have been

1194
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: really fun for you and probably very financially beneficial. Right Yeah,

1195
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure it's on tape somewhere, so we

1196
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 1: can still do it right right, work at them. We

1197
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: talked about some before we move on to anything, somebody

1198
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: talk about some guests you have coming up in this

1199
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 1: new season. Um. Yeah, I was in l A and

1200
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: we taped a bunch with UM your fortune this week?

1201
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: Fortune was this week. Nicol Bayer was last week, she's

1202
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,720
Speaker 1: going to judge the Snatch. You know. I I talked

1203
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,040
Speaker 1: to her because I was like, that is my one

1204
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 1: goal in life is to be a judge. Get there. Yeah,

1205
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 1: what did you spill any t No, only that, like

1206
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 1: it was amazing, which is what I expected. I was

1207
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 1: just a bad interview where I didn't get to be like,

1208
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 1: tell me something that nobody knows. Um, So it was fortunate.

1209
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: Next week is going to be generally in caper Land.

1210
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,920
Speaker 1: Never heard of them. Actually, I don't know them. I

1211
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 1: don't know that. I imagine they're pretty foreign to this audience. Yeah, yeah,

1212
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think anyone knows them. The one

1213
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:39,480
Speaker 1: thing we just recorded that I'm excited about. It's been

1214
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 1: a long time in the making. But we're doing like

1215
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 1: a Harry Potter episode because I'm like, I don't know her.

1216
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 1: We just cover really obscure talk. But I had never

1217
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: really been high before, and so we went to Harry

1218
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 1: Potter World or was the Wizening World, and I got

1219
01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 1: super high at like eleven in the morning. You know.

1220
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 1: We just came from right but we went to the

1221
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: one in l A, which, yeah, we've been high there.

1222
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, it was an experience, and there

1223
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,920
Speaker 1: was there was a moment that we got on tape

1224
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,920
Speaker 1: because we recorded the whole thing where I like realized

1225
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 1: I'm high and start laughing for like a solid two

1226
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:21,600
Speaker 1: minute straight beautiful God, and it's I love it. So

1227
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:24,760
Speaker 1: you went on the Harry Potter ride when you were high? Yeah,

1228
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: it was incredible. One is the one that we did.

1229
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:31,760
Speaker 1: We didn't do the big ride. No, girl, we're gonna

1230
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 1: take you to the one either Orlando or l A.

1231
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:40,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna do. Wait, why didn't you end up doing

1232
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 1: it the first time you scared? The line is that

1233
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:46,160
Speaker 1: it is like a roller coaster. It's not a roller coaster.

1234
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 1: It is a dark ride, which is essentially the way

1235
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:54,080
Speaker 1: to say a ride that passes through uh scenes. It

1236
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:57,600
Speaker 1: doesn't even go like fast, It's just it gives the

1237
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:01,560
Speaker 1: illusion that you are traveling fast at points. The scariest

1238
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:05,519
Speaker 1: moment is that you fully are an Aragons pussy like

1239
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: Aragon just comes at you like like oh. And then

1240
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 1: the mentors come out and they stepped their pussy up

1241
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:15,720
Speaker 1: from the movies, let me tell you, because now they

1242
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 1: real it might have been a lot for me at

1243
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 1: that time. It's just like essentially that's what I like.

1244
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 1: Of course that's that's a lot of stimulus because I'm

1245
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,000
Speaker 1: We did edibles too, and it was like I just

1246
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,920
Speaker 1: need to keep eating them. That's not the way you

1247
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 1: do it. I think I had like three gummies. The

1248
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,920
Speaker 1: gummies are like yeah, right, and so it wasn't like

1249
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: but but it was enough. But the problem was we

1250
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:42,759
Speaker 1: we went there at like eleven am and I also

1251
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 1: was drinking and it was very hot. It was like

1252
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:48,960
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound comfortable, no, And we waited for the

1253
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 1: fucking hippogriff ride for like forty five minutes that by

1254
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:55,559
Speaker 1: the time it was done, I was like I've had

1255
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:58,479
Speaker 1: enough and I got safe for me to be here anymore,

1256
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:03,320
Speaker 1: Like there are children everywhere. These two like very nice

1257
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 1: young boys came up to me and we're like, oh,

1258
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 1: we love your videos, and I was like, I am

1259
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 1: so fucked up right now. There's literally we were listening

1260
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 1: to it today and I was like, I can't listen

1261
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,600
Speaker 1: to this. This is the one part where I was

1262
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,360
Speaker 1: like I can't meet interacting with people. I can't. And

1263
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:22,840
Speaker 1: I remember because I told them I was like, are

1264
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 1: you having fun at Disney? And they were like we're

1265
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 1: not at Disney. And I was like, I'm so sorry.

1266
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: And then we took a picture and then they had

1267
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,640
Speaker 1: me sign it on Snapchat and I just signed right

1268
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 1: over their faces and I had no idea. They were like,

1269
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:41,080
Speaker 1: can you redo it? Like so much more than we thought.

1270
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: He dakes fine all day. Most of the time when

1271
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 1: I meet people, I'm like, you know, just not that person.

1272
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:50,760
Speaker 1: I like, you know, yeah I drink this time, I

1273
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:53,800
Speaker 1: was like yeah. And that was They were like the

1274
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:56,840
Speaker 1: probably the youngest people who i've and they were these

1275
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:01,040
Speaker 1: two like two gay kids who like think they were boyfriends.

1276
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,760
Speaker 1: And they were like these chubby like kids with glasses.

1277
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, like I'm setting a

1278
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,519
Speaker 1: terrible example for this. You're not And you were getting

1279
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,559
Speaker 1: your life that day on edibles at a theme park. Honey,

1280
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 1: that is true. I mean they could grow up to

1281
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 1: be that. There you go. And also you didn't pay

1282
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,240
Speaker 1: to go there, did you? Um you were on someone

1283
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:24,040
Speaker 1: else's d I M, yeah, I guess you're showing them

1284
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:27,240
Speaker 1: that you can get yours. Actually it's very aspirationally think,

1285
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,880
Speaker 1: so I think you should be so proud. Okay, well

1286
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:33,080
Speaker 1: we're going to listen to that episode done. Yeah, that's amazing,

1287
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 1: And we interviewed, um Luna Love Good Luna, Yeah, I

1288
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:42,640
Speaker 1: love her, and we were just talking about how like

1289
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,760
Speaker 1: it's the one one of the few times that we've

1290
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,720
Speaker 1: ever heard like a Harry Potter actor talking about like

1291
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 1: their actual like like yeah, like where she was like,

1292
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,960
Speaker 1: I'm not Luna love Good and like people assocay and she,

1293
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 1: of all of them, was like, I am this character,

1294
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:04,080
Speaker 1: but now she's like, I've been in therapy for ten years.

1295
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:09,000
Speaker 1: Some people stop sucking talking to me about Luna Loveday.

1296
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,640
Speaker 1: But we got the gist, right. She was like fascinating,

1297
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:16,760
Speaker 1: you know you there's two sides to that. It's like

1298
01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 1: those those actors careers started and we're huge from the

1299
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 1: second they were cast, like forget it and they will

1300
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:29,640
Speaker 1: continue to work. I think umill at least Emma and

1301
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,519
Speaker 1: Harry I don't and uh whet Daniel, I don't really

1302
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:36,679
Speaker 1: know what what in a movie with Lindsay Lohan recently.

1303
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 1: It's true true that yeah, and then I guess the rest.

1304
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 1: But the rest of them, it's like what's going on?

1305
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: Sure that's interesting, but you know who about that? I

1306
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:53,720
Speaker 1: would love to see that. Harry Potter. Where are they now? Um?

1307
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 1: But you know who's fucking slays It is Domhall Gleason,

1308
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 1: who is in the Star Wars movies and he's about

1309
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:03,640
Speaker 1: to be in that new movie with the Bunnies. He

1310
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 1: played Bill. And also, so if you go to Harry

1311
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:09,719
Speaker 1: Potter and Orlando, they don't just have the Wizarding World

1312
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: hogs Me, they have the Wizarding World diagon Alley. So

1313
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:15,400
Speaker 1: this happened like I guess like five years ago they

1314
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:18,600
Speaker 1: made this. No, maybe that's wrong, probably more recent than that,

1315
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 1: but you know, it's it's fairly recent enough where I

1316
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 1: was like, I went to the ride and they have

1317
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 1: the pre show and the star of it is Bill Weasley,

1318
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:30,320
Speaker 1: who's not a big character in either the books or

1319
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,559
Speaker 1: the movies, but because it takes place at Green Goots,

1320
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:35,880
Speaker 1: he ran Green Gots and so he's like the MC

1321
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,640
Speaker 1: of the whole pre show experience, and he's in the

1322
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 1: ride itself, so thousands of people see him every day.

1323
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:45,800
Speaker 1: But in the time between that ride coming out, where

1324
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,800
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, that's crazy, this actor is like

1325
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:53,280
Speaker 1: getting so much play. He's actually become huge, huge, And

1326
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 1: so now I think people are going to start going

1327
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:57,559
Speaker 1: to that attraction and seeing him and being like, oh

1328
01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 1: my god, I totally forgot he was in these movie movies.

1329
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:03,040
Speaker 1: That evil guy from Star Wars. That's the fucking crazy

1330
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:07,639
Speaker 1: evil guy from Star Wars who's like lit doing too much. There.

1331
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:10,840
Speaker 1: You did you see the Last Jedi? I did? I

1332
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:15,439
Speaker 1: think so you can't remember because of alcohol? No, I did?

1333
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 1: I did? I saw it. Yeah, that was good. That

1334
01:14:18,439 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 1: was don't you know what, We're not gonna We're not

1335
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:23,240
Speaker 1: gonna like price some opinions out of why not that

1336
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:29,000
Speaker 1: this is that he goes I liked just find like

1337
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:31,120
Speaker 1: he's not gonna you know what, He's not gonna like

1338
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 1: take us dance, come on. My most opinion that I

1339
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,600
Speaker 1: that I now it's coming back to me is the

1340
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:42,479
Speaker 1: scene where like Yoda sets a tree on fire. Oh sure,

1341
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:44,519
Speaker 1: that was the most Like there's so much of that

1342
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:47,840
Speaker 1: movie that I feel like I dreamed but I only

1343
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 1: saw it once, which just like a bad sign for

1344
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 1: me in a Star Wars movie that I I wanna.

1345
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:54,720
Speaker 1: I do want to see it again, just to see

1346
01:14:55,000 --> 01:15:00,439
Speaker 1: Laura Dern kamikaze into spoiler alert spoiler to learn for

1347
01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:02,360
Speaker 1: the If you're not one of the billion that have

1348
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:05,960
Speaker 1: seen this movie. I don't really watched most things once,

1349
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:09,000
Speaker 1: which is maybe why I can have so much difficulty

1350
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:13,040
Speaker 1: recalling Not anymore for Desperate Housewives again, the one movie

1351
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:15,679
Speaker 1: I've seen twice has called me by your Name interesting,

1352
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 1: which I know you guys haven't well and I actually

1353
01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:24,479
Speaker 1: there them. Yeah, I feel like I should see it again.

1354
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:26,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, it could be one of my my rants.

1355
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,960
Speaker 1: Got it interesting because I read the book before I

1356
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,000
Speaker 1: saw the movie and loved the book so much. I

1357
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,000
Speaker 1: read it when I was home for Christmas, so it

1358
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:39,880
Speaker 1: was like in my childhood home. I was like, that's

1359
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 1: a very scandalous book. Also, I was like, I need

1360
01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:45,000
Speaker 1: to read this like in the bathroom. I can't. I

1361
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:48,240
Speaker 1: can't be like in front of my parents reading what

1362
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:51,200
Speaker 1: are you reading? Right? Just a book someone coming into

1363
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:55,720
Speaker 1: a peach. But Army Hammer ruined that movie, thank you.

1364
01:15:56,439 --> 01:15:59,920
Speaker 1: I also agree he was miscast. Right, he's eighty years old,

1365
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:04,120
Speaker 1: he has like four generations of children, he has no muscle,

1366
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:08,639
Speaker 1: man right, his leg don't look like well, twigs weird

1367
01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:13,479
Speaker 1: vines like they're not. You guys are crazy. Timothy was amazing.

1368
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:16,240
Speaker 1: Timothy was amazing. I agree they should have cast somebody

1369
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:20,240
Speaker 1: younger than Army Hammer, right, right, just so that it

1370
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:24,599
Speaker 1: didn't look so leccherous every time they hooked up, Because

1371
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,360
Speaker 1: every time that they hooked up, I was I was

1372
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:29,320
Speaker 1: always like, God, damn, he's so much older than that

1373
01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:33,240
Speaker 1: kid that he looks twice his age. Yeah, like Timothy

1374
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: was believably a kid. Part of me should feel like

1375
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 1: relieved because it gives me cover as an eighty year

1376
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:46,559
Speaker 1: old man who would like you are read a lot older?

1377
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:53,400
Speaker 1: Not but I pray on children like Timothy. So yeah, no,

1378
01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:56,760
Speaker 1: I have some have some very problematic you know what

1379
01:16:56,960 --> 01:17:01,040
Speaker 1: type of interests you But I'm like republic about So

1380
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:03,240
Speaker 1: I feel like people came to like, who do you

1381
01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:08,320
Speaker 1: like famous? That's young? Tom Daley was always fun but yeah,

1382
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,000
Speaker 1: but I mean he yeah, he married a forty year old,

1383
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:17,200
Speaker 1: so I feel less bad. Um Nick Jonas, Um yeah, Nick,

1384
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,639
Speaker 1: but he's fine. I don't feel I mean he's older now.

1385
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:24,760
Speaker 1: But Harry Harry style, yeah insane, I guess you love. Yeah,

1386
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:29,200
Speaker 1: Harry was always my likes. Yeah right, you like you

1387
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:32,400
Speaker 1: like a boyish type, I guess. So. Yeah, it's creepy

1388
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:34,880
Speaker 1: to admit, but it's not Seawan Mendez right, I mean

1389
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:38,719
Speaker 1: like Sean Mendez. I feel like it's the youngest person

1390
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:41,880
Speaker 1: that I'll ever know of, Like I don't think i'll

1391
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,800
Speaker 1: know like a younger person. What's gonna get freaky is

1392
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 1: they're gonna the pop stars are gonna start getting younger

1393
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:48,960
Speaker 1: and younger, and we're gonna be like, what the fuck,

1394
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,439
Speaker 1: Like we're gonna be like, oh, these are kids, and

1395
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:54,479
Speaker 1: all of a sudden we're going to realize what it

1396
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:56,840
Speaker 1: felt and how fucked up it was the way everyone

1397
01:17:56,880 --> 01:18:00,360
Speaker 1: treated Britney Spears. Like the older I get, the more

1398
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:04,439
Speaker 1: I realized how fucking crazy the Britney Spears thing was

1399
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:08,600
Speaker 1: because they had her stomping down that hallway in that

1400
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:12,760
Speaker 1: Catholic school uniform she was sixteen, and then it was

1401
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:17,880
Speaker 1: a national topic her virginity. Yeah, that was weird. Is sick.

1402
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:21,600
Speaker 1: And anyone that's like wondering why like things are the

1403
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:24,200
Speaker 1: way they are now need only look at what we

1404
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:28,120
Speaker 1: did to her because she was too young to be

1405
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:32,320
Speaker 1: representing what she represented. Yeah, but we can still for

1406
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:35,640
Speaker 1: now just like fun over Harry, Sorry, go ahead. Yeah. No.

1407
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:37,559
Speaker 1: I always felt like when I was at buzz Feed,

1408
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:40,880
Speaker 1: I became like the boy band, Like I'm gonna be like,

1409
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:44,360
Speaker 1: because I'm like a teenage girl, and I feel like

1410
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:46,240
Speaker 1: a lot of gay guys feel that way, just like

1411
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 1: we didn't have childhood. So it's also not possible that

1412
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:52,720
Speaker 1: we can hook up with them, right right, Well, I'm

1413
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:54,720
Speaker 1: not going to like say, me and Harry will never

1414
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,080
Speaker 1: You're right, don't say that, don't put that in the atmosphere.

1415
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:03,400
Speaker 1: Actualize that, actualize that. Right we have met at this point, Yeah, okay,

1416
01:19:03,479 --> 01:19:05,479
Speaker 1: And did you get any bi vibes from him or

1417
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,479
Speaker 1: gay vibes from him? And I'm going to fully ask

1418
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:08,960
Speaker 1: the question, so you don't have to come out and

1419
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:12,479
Speaker 1: just say it. I don't know if I'm allowed. No,

1420
01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:15,720
Speaker 1: I don't have any information. That's fine, I'm that is

1421
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 1: one of the things that I want to like. I

1422
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 1: want to put that energy out into the world. So

1423
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:23,840
Speaker 1: I'll say yes, yeah, good, good, good, But I'd like

1424
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,240
Speaker 1: have a fear inside of me that it's not true.

1425
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:30,120
Speaker 1: But I have no information. I think he um and

1426
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to speculate about his sexuality, but I

1427
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 1: think that there might be something going. I think he

1428
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:40,040
Speaker 1: is a Kinsey four point five. I just feel like

1429
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 1: when you're like that kind of famous and also like

1430
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 1: that style of fame where you're just like, I don't

1431
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:50,880
Speaker 1: give a shit about anything. It's like, yeah, you'd probably yeah.

1432
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,320
Speaker 1: And I also think if you've dated Taylor Swift, you

1433
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:59,040
Speaker 1: are gay. I'm not wrong, not wrong, I mean literally,

1434
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:01,960
Speaker 1: he's He's the modern day Marlon Brandjo. He just sucks

1435
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:05,920
Speaker 1: anything that he see. Hopefully just want to be his mailbox.

1436
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:14,760
Speaker 1: You know you want to mail his mail. This show

1437
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:19,679
Speaker 1: is called male box mailbox and Ali, okay, well listen,

1438
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,479
Speaker 1: it is time to move on to I don't think so, honey,

1439
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:26,240
Speaker 1: Which is our you know, I guess our? Our swan

1440
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:30,680
Speaker 1: song of of every episode will be, uh, take one

1441
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:34,960
Speaker 1: minute to rail against something in culture that's just doesn't

1442
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:39,320
Speaker 1: seem right to us? Yeah, yeah, And um, we're privileged

1443
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 1: to we have bellas. I here, who's gonna slay? Um?

1444
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:46,280
Speaker 1: I think you should go first, won't? Oh god, I

1445
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:51,639
Speaker 1: didn't com prepare the you are you you're kidding? I'll

1446
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,120
Speaker 1: go first? That on? No, no, no, no no no,

1447
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:54,920
Speaker 1: I can now I have something, I have something to

1448
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:58,320
Speaker 1: have something. Don't don't be a hero, I can go

1449
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:01,840
Speaker 1: for a first. All right. This is Matt Rodgers, is

1450
01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:04,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey? His times are Joe's hot

1451
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:08,240
Speaker 1: producers turning the level of down the game down? Time starts.

1452
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:13,560
Speaker 1: You're being very passive aggressive today hot peruser Joe with

1453
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:16,360
Speaker 1: your turning down of the dials. It's fine, he needs

1454
01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:20,439
Speaker 1: to he's trying to help being very passive. Glasses of

1455
01:21:20,479 --> 01:21:22,840
Speaker 1: wine in Okay, this is Matt Rodgers is I don't

1456
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:25,920
Speaker 1: think so, honey, his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Facebook,

1457
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 1: it's turning you into monsters. You guys gotta think for yourself.

1458
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:32,880
Speaker 1: Get stopped attacking everyone online just because you see an

1459
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:36,280
Speaker 1: opportunity to think, Okay, this is a human being. Is

1460
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:38,559
Speaker 1: it going to be more productive to just Facebook message

1461
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,880
Speaker 1: that person have a conversation with them? Can I tell

1462
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,759
Speaker 1: you something right now, every time I've had a Facebook

1463
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:47,400
Speaker 1: interaction that's been public, it is a lot more vicious

1464
01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:49,640
Speaker 1: than when I reach out to the person privately and

1465
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:53,000
Speaker 1: we're able to have a conversation. Everyone posting and sending

1466
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,760
Speaker 1: everything's in comments and things like that. Just know that

1467
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:57,920
Speaker 1: it is more transparent that you think that you're trying

1468
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:02,120
Speaker 1: to get likes. Understand, we don't not know that you

1469
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:05,240
Speaker 1: want attention. I'm not saying that you can't use Facebook

1470
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:08,560
Speaker 1: to make your salient points to say things that you

1471
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:10,360
Speaker 1: need to say that I'll say this again, and I

1472
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:13,120
Speaker 1: say this a lot separate things. Do I want to

1473
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:15,599
Speaker 1: say this thing or do I need to say this thing?

1474
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,799
Speaker 1: If you need to say this thing, go on, honey.

1475
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:20,519
Speaker 1: If you want to say something, it might be harmful.

1476
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:22,600
Speaker 1: You might be hurting someone in a real way. So

1477
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:24,679
Speaker 1: I don't think the honey Facebook, which I deleted today,

1478
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:26,400
Speaker 1: I no, thank you. I don't think and that's one

1479
01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:29,160
Speaker 1: minute that wasn't more edifying. I don't think, Well, it's

1480
01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:32,240
Speaker 1: because something it's something I really feel, and I just

1481
01:22:32,439 --> 01:22:36,720
Speaker 1: think that it's actually become something harmful. I think it's

1482
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:40,160
Speaker 1: a place that people go nowadays when they have a

1483
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:43,920
Speaker 1: bad feeling. I think it's become somewhere where you dump

1484
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,960
Speaker 1: bad feelings. And I think it's a place where you

1485
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:51,519
Speaker 1: dump negativity because you're not thinking about what it really

1486
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:53,920
Speaker 1: is making you said, or a productive way to go

1487
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:57,400
Speaker 1: about solving that thing for yourself or for humanity. And

1488
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:59,880
Speaker 1: so you go to Facebook and you put it there

1489
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:03,320
Speaker 1: so that other people can react to it and you

1490
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:05,280
Speaker 1: can get attention for it, which I don't think is

1491
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:09,880
Speaker 1: what you're really hurting about it, and so I've deleted it.

1492
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,640
Speaker 1: I kind of hope that everyone just like takes a

1493
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:14,960
Speaker 1: break from it. I don't think I mean not not

1494
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:18,000
Speaker 1: saying that all like start something, but I'm just saying,

1495
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:21,080
Speaker 1: like I think I will start a movement, is what

1496
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Now. What I'm saying is like it's just

1497
01:23:24,439 --> 01:23:27,920
Speaker 1: becomes so ugly, like you don't care about this at all,

1498
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:30,800
Speaker 1: but there was just like some like stupid fucking like

1499
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:35,120
Speaker 1: u c B like controversy, and like the UCB community

1500
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:39,600
Speaker 1: will just kick around this controversy so hard, and like

1501
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:42,560
Speaker 1: it just becomes this bubble. Like you know, we have

1502
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:45,679
Speaker 1: like all these social media bubbles, and like they literally

1503
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 1: exist to destroy communities, like they were created for that reason.

1504
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:56,639
Speaker 1: So understand that, like we're not existing in in the world.

1505
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:59,080
Speaker 1: We're existing in a small bubble. And all you're doing

1506
01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:01,600
Speaker 1: is hurting that you actually have a lot in common with.

1507
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:08,120
Speaker 1: So please have conversations and not fights, because they do

1508
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:11,559
Speaker 1: change the way that people think about you. And that's

1509
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:14,880
Speaker 1: a shame because at the end of the day, the

1510
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:17,120
Speaker 1: reason that you're friends with everyone on Facebook and your

1511
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:20,519
Speaker 1: in your social media communities because you like them and

1512
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:22,360
Speaker 1: want to be friends with them and have interests with

1513
01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:24,680
Speaker 1: them and things in common with them. And I think

1514
01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:26,720
Speaker 1: that we can all solve a lot of problems if

1515
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,720
Speaker 1: we start looking at the positive and start celebrating and

1516
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:33,720
Speaker 1: start problem solving instead of attacking and trying to make

1517
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:39,680
Speaker 1: the community smaller. Um for arbitrary reasons. I don't I

1518
01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:44,840
Speaker 1: don't like this political talk. Well, it's that's why I said, Okay,

1519
01:24:44,840 --> 01:24:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm ready, I've got one. Okay, this is I don't

1520
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:52,640
Speaker 1: think so honey, and it's times watches be about like

1521
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:55,720
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, cheesecake like or something like frivolous.

1522
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:57,800
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, boone Yang and his time

1523
01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:59,680
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. People who are

1524
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:02,040
Speaker 1: trying to do away with the Oxford comma, bitch, I

1525
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:06,160
Speaker 1: need to know that my list ends with discreet items.

1526
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,320
Speaker 1: I cannot have gypsies, tramps, and thieves and think tramps

1527
01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:11,960
Speaker 1: and thieves are one item paired together. You do you

1528
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:15,160
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I need gypsies, comma, tramps, comma,

1529
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:19,400
Speaker 1: and thieves, period, bitch. I need to know that all

1530
01:25:19,479 --> 01:25:21,800
Speaker 1: of these things are being listed in in order that

1531
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,760
Speaker 1: makes sense to me, and that they're being separated and

1532
01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:29,280
Speaker 1: demarc hated by a punctuation mark. People are saying, Oh,

1533
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:32,840
Speaker 1: it's the Oxford English Dictionary or Chicago Elements of Style.

1534
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:36,360
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck is trying to say that the Oxford

1535
01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:39,160
Speaker 1: comma is no longer grammatically relevant. But I'm here to

1536
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:42,840
Speaker 1: tell you that I need to know how to process

1537
01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:47,439
Speaker 1: in in long form, in prose, whatever. I need to

1538
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,160
Speaker 1: know what the items are so that I can make

1539
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,320
Speaker 1: sense of them. Brain, tramps and thieves. They are not

1540
01:25:52,439 --> 01:25:55,439
Speaker 1: a pair. There are different things gypsies, comma, tramps comma,

1541
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:58,920
Speaker 1: and thieves, period. And that's why I meant, can I

1542
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:04,120
Speaker 1: ask you legit a question when you have three things blank, blank,

1543
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,519
Speaker 1: and blank, you do put the comma between the second

1544
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:09,160
Speaker 1: thing and that time, I'm saying, yes, you do, you do? Okay.

1545
01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:11,400
Speaker 1: I think this might be a difference of opinion amongst

1546
01:26:11,439 --> 01:26:15,400
Speaker 1: English teachers everywhere. Yeah, it's a recent phenomenon where I'm

1547
01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:18,479
Speaker 1: getting into this argument with my lovely, lovely, lovely copy

1548
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:21,600
Speaker 1: editor by work, who is you know, claims to be

1549
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:24,439
Speaker 1: like a you know, it's knowledgeable and all things grammar.

1550
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,479
Speaker 1: They are the copy editor exactly there. This is the

1551
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:30,120
Speaker 1: this is the gig. But she's saying the Oxford comma

1552
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:33,360
Speaker 1: is technically no longer correct, and I'm saying, no, Sherry,

1553
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,280
Speaker 1: there was just like a lawsuit over it, right, Yeah,

1554
01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:39,080
Speaker 1: I don't know any details about it, but I know

1555
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:41,320
Speaker 1: there was a lot. I saw a headline there you

1556
01:26:41,439 --> 01:26:43,640
Speaker 1: go in the newspaper. All you need to know these

1557
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:46,639
Speaker 1: days is with the headline this theme is communication. Yes,

1558
01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:49,840
Speaker 1: that's the theme. I have a question for you. Do

1559
01:26:50,439 --> 01:26:54,559
Speaker 1: you think because we write Vulture recaps together nowadays, Yeah,

1560
01:26:54,920 --> 01:27:00,479
Speaker 1: you think I'm a bad grammar sometimes sentence. Do you

1561
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:04,200
Speaker 1: think I'm a bed grammar? I think you. I think

1562
01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:08,240
Speaker 1: I my job. It's too sometimes you put the sometimes

1563
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:10,560
Speaker 1: you end the sentence too soon. And I'm thinking, just

1564
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:14,280
Speaker 1: just just sounds like because I'm very I'm very colloquial,

1565
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:20,160
Speaker 1: and Bowen is more um pros so anyway, and so

1566
01:27:20,439 --> 01:27:26,160
Speaker 1: that's what makes us so special, right right, But no, no, no, no, no,

1567
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:31,040
Speaker 1: it's fine. We're a team. Okay, don't okay, you know what,

1568
01:27:31,479 --> 01:27:34,000
Speaker 1: there's no preditional pressure. I don't want to see you shaking,

1569
01:27:34,479 --> 01:27:41,639
Speaker 1: but Comicla, you need to. You are at award winning

1570
01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:45,720
Speaker 1: people's trial, right, you can watch you and Lisa R

1571
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,840
Speaker 1: Trixie Mattel will stop on her traps and look at

1572
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:51,120
Speaker 1: scare you down for a minute. I can't believe a minute.

1573
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:54,760
Speaker 1: That was too long. It was very long where I

1574
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:57,639
Speaker 1: was like, this is uncomfortable. Was it like a bit

1575
01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:59,720
Speaker 1: or was it like trick? Yeah, it was going on

1576
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:03,320
Speaker 1: like a comically long time. So I love it then,

1577
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,880
Speaker 1: but I don't. I couldn't tell if it was like

1578
01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:09,560
Speaker 1: is there something on my face? Yeah? There you go?

1579
01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:13,560
Speaker 1: Of course, of course the vanquisher of Pearl of of

1580
01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:18,679
Speaker 1: Trixie was Pearl. Of course, now realized that Pearl once

1581
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:24,640
Speaker 1: defeated Trixie Mattel and lip sync. That's so funny, stupid, um,

1582
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:28,320
Speaker 1: this is going to be beautiful. Okay, this is matt

1583
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:30,639
Speaker 1: bella size. I don't think so, honey, and his time

1584
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:35,720
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. Article clickbait headlines

1585
01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:40,200
Speaker 1: that tell me how to feel before I even read

1586
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:46,000
Speaker 1: the article. Do you know what I'm talking about? Articles

1587
01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:50,600
Speaker 1: with headlines clickbake headlines that say Tanya Harding killed a

1588
01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:54,519
Speaker 1: baby and you won't believe how much you'll smile, Like

1589
01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:58,040
Speaker 1: I that is a fake headline that I just made up.

1590
01:28:58,240 --> 01:28:59,760
Speaker 1: And I just made up. I mean I thought of

1591
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:01,960
Speaker 1: it or leier when I was thinking of this seconds.

1592
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:05,360
Speaker 1: The problem with that headline is not the first part,

1593
01:29:05,439 --> 01:29:08,360
Speaker 1: it's the second part. Let me decide how I'll feel.

1594
01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:12,360
Speaker 1: Tom Harden kills a baby. Okay. The worst headlines are,

1595
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:15,519
Speaker 1: you know, fucking a possum did this, and you'll have

1596
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:22,080
Speaker 1: all the fields. All the fields is the worst of words.

1597
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:27,120
Speaker 1: Too many fields for you to put it one statement seconds.

1598
01:29:27,439 --> 01:29:34,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, Chrissy Teagan, fuck you and that's one minute.

1599
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:38,479
Speaker 1: Don't fuck you? No, no, no, no no, that's it's true.

1600
01:29:39,840 --> 01:29:41,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to exceed a minute. But my, my,

1601
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:44,400
Speaker 1: my train of thought there is that there are so

1602
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:47,280
Speaker 1: many headlines where like Chrissy Taken will tweet something about

1603
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:53,760
Speaker 1: imagining knowledge and it'll be like Chrissy Teagan had this

1604
01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:56,800
Speaker 1: to say about skittles and you'll get your life, and

1605
01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:01,720
Speaker 1: it's like I won't. There is a nurse somewhere with

1606
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:04,920
Speaker 1: the same Twitter as Christie Sagan and no one gives

1607
01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:08,960
Speaker 1: a fuck. There's a nurse in South Dakota whose Twitter

1608
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:13,880
Speaker 1: is popping no one. Some tweet I saw up once

1609
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:16,439
Speaker 1: that was like, you know, Twitter is a place where

1610
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:20,200
Speaker 1: like your local accountant gets hundreds of thousands of retweets,

1611
01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:23,639
Speaker 1: and like your favorite comedian talks about what toothbrush they use,

1612
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:29,320
Speaker 1: it's like it's for like not stars. Wow, it's that's

1613
01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:32,160
Speaker 1: actually real of culture. Number one hundred and six. Twitter

1614
01:30:32,439 --> 01:30:36,320
Speaker 1: is for not stars. You follow me on Twitter dot com.

1615
01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:39,080
Speaker 1: I think you hit on it. I think you hit

1616
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:41,640
Speaker 1: on a real nerve. I make a good nerve that

1617
01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:44,080
Speaker 1: that needed to be had. I got too excited once

1618
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:47,080
Speaker 1: I started going, No, but you had everything because you

1619
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:50,479
Speaker 1: you did. I don't you understore the assignment. There was

1620
01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:53,000
Speaker 1: the belloside growl. Have had people like names that labeled

1621
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:55,200
Speaker 1: that yet. No, but I was just listening back to

1622
01:30:55,439 --> 01:30:57,720
Speaker 1: a podcast episode of mine, and I was like, I

1623
01:30:57,840 --> 01:31:02,040
Speaker 1: love I do that too much? Need to? You need angrier?

1624
01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:05,599
Speaker 1: Every time you do you do grown. Every time there's

1625
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:08,880
Speaker 1: there's a there's a next, I'm like, Oh, Boone's butthole puckers,

1626
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,920
Speaker 1: My butthole puckers. Baby, all I want like a dolphins

1627
01:31:11,960 --> 01:31:16,160
Speaker 1: surfacing you for talking about the butthole pucker because I

1628
01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:18,280
Speaker 1: thought that might have been something that was a bizarre

1629
01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:21,920
Speaker 1: about me. But sometimes when you're extra attracted, your butt

1630
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:26,360
Speaker 1: hole will the thing I'm probably most embarrassed to admit that.

1631
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:29,519
Speaker 1: I'll admit now that we're one glass of wine deep?

1632
01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:31,960
Speaker 1: Is that? Do you ever like look at a hot

1633
01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:35,320
Speaker 1: person's Instagram and your mouth waters? I do, what this

1634
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:38,800
Speaker 1: hasn't happened to me. It's happened, and I think it's

1635
01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:43,320
Speaker 1: my brain signals getting mixed up. I feel a tingle

1636
01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:47,920
Speaker 1: in my pelvis before I get into that's normal something

1637
01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:54,200
Speaker 1: when someone my penis it fills with blood. This mouthwatering

1638
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:57,760
Speaker 1: thing is interesting because it feels it's like augustatory things

1639
01:31:57,800 --> 01:32:01,760
Speaker 1: like augustus gloop. If it's like it's like you're tasting him.

1640
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:11,200
Speaker 1: I think that the word for that is mouth watered over.

1641
01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:14,439
Speaker 1: Who tell us? I mean like every person on Instagram,

1642
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:18,400
Speaker 1: like my Instagram is just like pure DELI counter like

1643
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:23,479
Speaker 1: just meet meet men stars. No, I do draw the line.

1644
01:32:23,479 --> 01:32:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't know why there's no difference now some but

1645
01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:33,840
Speaker 1: now that like only fans is a thing, right yea

1646
01:32:34,320 --> 01:32:39,040
Speaker 1: where it's like all of these male models quote like

1647
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:43,040
Speaker 1: basically do porn and think that they're like not porn stars.

1648
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:46,800
Speaker 1: But it's like, yeah, you exist for people to jack off,

1649
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:52,519
Speaker 1: which is great, which is like more power to Yeah, sure, yeah,

1650
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:55,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, my my Instagram is pure shame. I

1651
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:58,439
Speaker 1: feel say nothing, but you said pure. Deli counter, Oh

1652
01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:02,759
Speaker 1: my god, DELI counter that meat meat. Yeah, it is gross.

1653
01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:07,080
Speaker 1: The best is when those like dogs, essentially those meat boys,

1654
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:11,000
Speaker 1: like when they try to be funny, right, you're like me,

1655
01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:14,600
Speaker 1: I didn't think so that is. Yeah, when it's like

1656
01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:19,400
Speaker 1: a shirtless picture where like you can see their penis lining,

1657
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,760
Speaker 1: like you can see their asshole hairs, and it's like

1658
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:28,720
Speaker 1: thinking about pizza, it's no, you're no, you're not. You

1659
01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:32,320
Speaker 1: haven't had pizza in years. Oh my god, that's maybe

1660
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:35,240
Speaker 1: so hungry for pizza. I love the pizza. Wow. This

1661
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:41,040
Speaker 1: has been a really fantastic app, rollicking right right, Yeah,

1662
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:43,719
Speaker 1: I was okay, it was good. Oh my god, also

1663
01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:47,000
Speaker 1: had an okay time, okay time, I thought, you know what.

1664
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:49,760
Speaker 1: I love this app. It was about communication. It was

1665
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:51,920
Speaker 1: about communication, and I'm happy that we were able to

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Speaker 1: communicate to you that we also love Desperate Housewives and

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01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:57,800
Speaker 1: you can go home and ben Desperate Housewives and I'm

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01:33:57,840 --> 01:34:01,439
Speaker 1: gonna go home and watch Kurai for the Straight Guy.

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01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:04,080
Speaker 1: But now I'm hearing it's not titled that anymore. It's

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01:34:04,120 --> 01:34:06,519
Speaker 1: just that's what. Yeah. I thought it was the whole

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01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:08,439
Speaker 1: thing until I saw the gay guy and I was like,

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01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:10,519
Speaker 1: what is this? And now they're just giving the queer

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01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:13,320
Speaker 1: eye of the world, which is what the world needs.

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01:34:14,080 --> 01:34:18,120
Speaker 1: Which is what the world needs. Is um just teaching

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01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:20,240
Speaker 1: someone how to make a grilled cheese, which is literally

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01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:24,639
Speaker 1: all Anthony does. But I'll watch. But Anthony's great, although

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01:34:24,680 --> 01:34:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm suspicious of Anthony, Like Anthony, Yeah, I mean, he's

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01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:32,000
Speaker 1: the hottie, He's a cutie. I love I love Karamo.

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01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:36,439
Speaker 1: Karamo is amazing. I literally am just judging on this one.

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01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:41,240
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams interview. I saw Karamo seems amazing. Jonathan seems

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01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:45,679
Speaker 1: for me, the blonde who interior designs. I'm like, Bobby's

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01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:49,560
Speaker 1: You're probably very functional, but like you're not popping to no, no, no,

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01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:51,760
Speaker 1: just watch it because Bobby's bbby is great, okay. And

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01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:55,160
Speaker 1: then Anthony literally Wendy and Anthony did not get along.

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01:34:55,479 --> 01:34:59,160
Speaker 1: So today on Wendy like she was like, how are

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01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:02,160
Speaker 1: you doing? And he was like, how's it going? And

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01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:07,000
Speaker 1: and she goes, what And then she turns, she turns

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01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:12,000
Speaker 1: to Karama and goes, is he down? Goes yeah, Yeah, yeah,

1689
01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:15,400
Speaker 1: she goes, okay, well I have to ask. Is a nightmare.

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01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:20,439
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Wendy's queen. I'm sorry, but Wendy is queen.

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01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:24,799
Speaker 1: She is a mess. She goes into every day without preparing.

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01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:26,960
Speaker 1: She walks around her stage and being like, yeah, I

1693
01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:29,479
Speaker 1: can handle it. Does whatever the folks. She wants out

1694
01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:33,479
Speaker 1: most of the time and fails up. Honey, she will

1695
01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:37,200
Speaker 1: be president. What are the first things I will stand?

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01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:40,920
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I would. I just her inaugural speech

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01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:45,639
Speaker 1: is her full statue of labor? And then she passed

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01:35:45,880 --> 01:35:50,200
Speaker 1: out America. I'm not so good. My first memory in

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01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:53,840
Speaker 1: New York, uh, one of the first ones. Somehow I

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01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:56,880
Speaker 1: got invited to a BuzzFeed event. It was like Wendy

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01:35:56,920 --> 01:35:59,920
Speaker 1: Williams book party, and I was like, where the fund?

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01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:04,400
Speaker 1: Ye am, I We're in a basement somewhere. Wendy Williams

1703
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:08,400
Speaker 1: is here. It was wild. Did you meet her? No?

1704
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:12,240
Speaker 1: Then I was like, I don't know her. I want

1705
01:36:12,280 --> 01:36:14,519
Speaker 1: to meet that's Wendy Williams. Think that she doesn't shoved

1706
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:18,479
Speaker 1: her books. That's Wendy for you. I was like no,

1707
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:21,599
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know this woman. Yeah, well listen,

1708
01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:24,120
Speaker 1: I watched her shows, and she did like to ask

1709
01:36:24,200 --> 01:36:26,880
Speaker 1: Wendy today and like people were asking her questions and

1710
01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:29,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, why the fuck are we asking your questions?

1711
01:36:29,439 --> 01:36:31,479
Speaker 1: Like I don't understand. Why do you think she want?

1712
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:35,040
Speaker 1: And the answer to every question was like, okay, I

1713
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:36,360
Speaker 1: think this is what you should do. And it was

1714
01:36:36,439 --> 01:36:40,599
Speaker 1: something crazy like this. One girl was like, my boyfriend

1715
01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:43,040
Speaker 1: wants a schedule sex because he's really busy, and so

1716
01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:45,560
Speaker 1: am I. And she goes, he's cheating on you. Do

1717
01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:49,880
Speaker 1: your research. Do your research, he's cheating. There's another woman.

1718
01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:55,160
Speaker 1: Listen to me. She's a canker. Upon this stage, she's fabulous.

1719
01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:58,840
Speaker 1: Another one was like, tomorrow I'm going to Milan and

1720
01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:03,080
Speaker 1: um my boyfriend, UM, I don't know I want and

1721
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:06,240
Speaker 1: to ask I had to marry me and she was like,

1722
01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:11,160
Speaker 1: he'll never do that. Enjoy Milan, right, Okay, everyone, please

1723
01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:16,280
Speaker 1: read everything is awful, Listen to Unhappy Hour? Watched are

1724
01:37:16,360 --> 01:37:18,679
Speaker 1: you used to making? To be honest videos? At some point?

1725
01:37:19,280 --> 01:37:22,639
Speaker 1: The last one was uploaded two months ago, So sir,

1726
01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't owe anybody anything. The thought of the matter

1727
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:28,840
Speaker 1: is you got him too drunk, Matt boss h I

1728
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:32,080
Speaker 1: fans I know I'm drunk. For my health and safety.

1729
01:37:32,360 --> 01:37:35,400
Speaker 1: Taking a break, but they're coming back. Good, good, good

1730
01:37:35,520 --> 01:37:38,519
Speaker 1: good Matt. This was so great. Thank you so much

1731
01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:41,439
Speaker 1: for you, thanks for having me. We're gonna end every

1732
01:37:41,479 --> 01:37:46,880
Speaker 1: episode with a song Let's go you do, Shut it

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01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:56,280
Speaker 1: Up by. This has been a forebb Dog production executive

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01:37:56,320 --> 01:38:00,600
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