WEBVTT - Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 77 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:04.200 Hey, it's speedy, and this is Ricking Bubba's greatest tips, 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:07.640 flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold every 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:12.160 Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking Bubba's greatest. 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:15.360 Tis Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba. 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:21.680 Coming back from the four Days vacation, the real Greg Burgess. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:24.639 He missed his encounter here with Tyler the Angry cyclist, 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:28.000 and I saw it the old video. Excellent. Took his 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:32.760 family to the wharf, the beautiful Gulf Coast there in 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.720 the Inner Coastal Waterway. So we stayed there a few 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:39.440 hours and we go back to the room and boy, 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:40.920 everybody's ready to get in there, you know, and a 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:43.199 little wind a little and I'll sad. Now Lasa is 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:45.800 digging in that bag. I always hander everything, and there's 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:47.879 no key to get in or are the keys are 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:51.640 in the rum? So I said, what'd you do with it? 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:53.880 Pretty good? You know, mean what'd you do with the key? Well, 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:57.080 you didn't get I gave you the key. I thought 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.520 I was convinced I gave you. Yeah, White Shoes was upset, 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:03.080 so I'm just going I said, I haven't. Yeah, I 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.319 told her, you've lost the key. You know, she said, 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:08.600 you didn't give me the key, which, now, in my defense, 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:11.319 she's she goes to that immediately, even when I am right, 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:13.199 you know, immediately. 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:14.920 Did you tell her I gave you the key to 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:16.319 the room and the key to my heart? 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:19.039 Exactly at that point she didn't want to hear anything. 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:20.640 Did you say, I'm not sure where the key is. 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:25.839 I was having a beer summon over doe age little 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:29.320 line mixed in, uh, but you know and no, but 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:31.760 her tone wouldn't. She didn't want to hear anything like that. 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:33.760 What you're saying is though, But in the past, no 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.039 matter whether you're right or not, she always goes, oh yeah. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.520 We call it the wife's book of blank and again 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.600 a lot. That's my fault because in the past I 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:43.880 have established a trend. Yeah, I understand, she knows there's 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:47.360 a pattern. So I go, well, let's go back and look. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.400 So I walked to the to the thettle girl lets 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:51.800 you in no way sis. I said, look, can I 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:53.600 go back in there and look the little tram back? 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:57.360 Oh yeah? And I said can I go? She goes, well, 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.400 you know, somebody turned one in. I said, ooh good, 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.240 I said, you got it. Here, wasn't no other security guy. 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:03.720 I took it with it, now did How did Lisa 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.960 say you had lost it? You? She claimed? She said, 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:09.040 I tell you what you've done. You stuck in your pocket? 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.160 And I said no, because I knew I was going swimming. 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:14.160 I said I would have felt to swim with that. 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:17.240 That's right, said, There's no way about that I made 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:18.959 this statement. I said, I may ask. I said, I 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:20.360 don't think I did this, but I was looking at 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.160 these T shirts on the way, and maybe I set 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:24.240 it by those T shirts. Sure, but I ain't stuck 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:26.400 in my pocket and swam because I felt it. 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.280 Now I got in the water. That's a rookie mistake. 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:33.880 I wouldn't do that anyway. So the girl says, hey, 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.120 security guys got it, and they called I tell in 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.720 the room. Yeah, I think that's it. Go to the front. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.640 I could go out to the little meat, the place 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:41.880 you go when you welcome center. 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:43.960 Yeah, okay. 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:45.680 I had a lot of hopping around. Huh. Of course 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:48.360 he's not there yet, so I'm waiting and uh he 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.040 Finally he arrives and a Lisa's still sitting in the car. 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.839 I'm out waiting. You know you're in the car now, yeah. 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.160 I went back, got the car, drove to the thing. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:58.400 You know, the tram. W was gonna just run me 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.320 wherever I need and that got right now out and 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:03.880 right now they got wet bathing suits. Only we're going 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:08.560 about an hour case. All right, sir, we're about an 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:11.280 hour out from when we wanted to get in the room. Okay, 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:15.320 Oh yeah, it's it's so here. It comes with this 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:19.120 with this uh, with this security uniform and is uh sparryhead. 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:21.280 I was glad to see him, and I said, hey, 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:24.359 look straight up, just let me ask you this subtle argument. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.040 I said, we're trying to figure out who lost caad. 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:29.920 Where'd you find it? He said, in the pool? And 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.760 I said, so I go, I'm not telling her way right, 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:36.160 I'm keeping that there you go. I saw that away 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:38.960 he walking to the car. Here he comes, follows me. 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.600 I can ask you before he tells her the truth? 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.440 What was going to be? What were you gonna swear? 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:45.640 I gonna say that we found it in the sand 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:49.120 over by where she was sitting. And when you were 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:51.120 reaching in the bag that I thought I told you 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.680 to put it in, you were knocked it out, okay, And. 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:55.680 You were gonna follow it up with it could happen 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:56.120 to anyone. 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.680 Yeah, really nice about it. Right. So now though he's 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:01.360 following you to the so he's fighting the car, so 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:04.000 I gotta fast up. So here he comes and I think, well, 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:05.640 he's just gonna have fun and bust me. You know 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.040 what he did because I told him, I said, and 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:08.800 my wife, And so he's laughing. He goes, so he 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.240 follows me. He opens it up and he goes, well, 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:12.720 first of all, I was looking for his wife. You 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:18.880 must be his daughter. Yeah, yeah, there you go here, 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:21.320 and my wife is pretty and she has aged a 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:24.520 lot better than I. Well I'm a year older. True, 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:26.760 I'm a year old than her. He goes, my, goods, 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:28.440 what'd you do go? Did you pick her up out 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:30.400 of junior high when you was in high school? Or 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:32.960 is all this jump like that? And I start listen. 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:34.960 Then he starts hacking on my hair, turning gray in 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:40.520 the fact that's thin and yeah, alright, So not only 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:46.480 is he hitting on my wife, he's trashing lost key 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:49.320 and the whole time he's busting me about losing the keys. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:53.520 The worst what's the worst case was the kids love? 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:57.320 I say, not, your kids are teenagers? They just were dying. 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.400 The dad he was busting on your hair now, didn't 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:08.560 have a Safari helmet on now. But we're having fun. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:10.719 Friendly, he was. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:12.800 He it was a good one on his part. He's 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:13.360 a great guy. 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:13.680 It was. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.960 I mean, Greg can't be happy, Tyler the angry cyclist. 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:18.920 He's mad about that, and somebody's trying to be nice. 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.440 He's mad. No, this guy was super nice. Of course 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.120 it was. Of course he used that famous and you know, 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.760 I thought it was you. I said, come on, you 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:27.000 got to get a better line than that. 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:29.360 Of course you're still wet and you want to get 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:29.680 the room. 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.400 But he told her, he said, hey, look, don't let 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:33.600 him tell you that. He said he was found in 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.320 the pool. Don't let him tell you no different. And 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:38.039 she just looked at me like I told you. I said, 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.159 you're busted. I love how you said. Now, look I 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.159 might have lost it. I'll give you that, but I 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:44.279 ain't jumping in the pool. He ain't went that far. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.720 I was pretty adamant. I didn't lose it. I really, 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:48.240 I'm sure you were. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:49.400 I'm sure you were. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.680 But you know, there's no worse feeling because when you 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.039 go to the pool or you go and you're out 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:55.760 at the beach and you get back to the room, 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:59.560 that whole walk there, you're thinking, I'm getting back a 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.919 swim and suit off. I'm gonna, you know, take a 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.479 shower whatever. I'm gonna throw my feet up on the cat. 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:05.279 I'm just gonna. 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:07.799 And boy, you get to that door and you're like, hey. 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:12.320 Yeah, listen, she was digging in that awful feeling. She's 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:14.080 a threat to go. It ain't in here, and it was, 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:16.720 you know, so you ain't looking. And then I look 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:17.159 at it. 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:19.919 Probably a little little little, a little mad you said that. 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:21.760 I was like, what, let me let me let me 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:26.200 say this. I'm so prone to lose the room keys 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:29.119 when you check in. When they say how many keys 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:32.479 you need? I say, how many do you allow? I'll 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:34.920 take as many of them as you'll give me, because 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:36.440 I know we're gonna lose at least one. Right. 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.240 Let me tell you, is this a burgess thing? And 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:40.160 you know where he's at. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:42.760 I signed keys to everybody in the family, so if 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:45.479 one gets lost, then there's always one that you can 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:47.880 get back in the door with everybody's gotten stuffed everywhere. 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:50.800 But you know, yeah, you better have back up. But 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:53.120 I look, and they got them little censors on those keys. 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.320 So if you do lose one and it and found, hey, 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:58.880 you're responsible for that little censor. And it's not cheap. 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:02.080 So Daddy was worried about that. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.359 So even though I got busted, I was so relieved 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:06.520 that he found it. I didn't care that he busted me, right, 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:08.039 and he was just having fun. It was. 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:09.400 So when you got back in the. 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:11.680 Car and and I heard it all the way to 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.880 the parking deck, well I knew it. I told you. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:15.800 I told you that you put it in your pants 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.520 and you went swimming, and I did. I didn't think 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.160 i'd even lost it, but I knew I didn't have 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:27.200 my pants. I knew that. Little have you did it 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.760 freak you out? Since you were so confident, I was 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:32.000 hammocking just a little too much. I know what I'm 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:33.280 saying is Greg did it? 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:35.200 I mean you appear to be a little confused on 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:35.600 all this. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:39.480 Went to the summit When I was in me who 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:44.240 else was in theother hammocks? Was it Professor Gates? It 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:48.440 was the leader of the free world over there. Stand 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.800 up was big hearted Joe trying to get it, trying 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:54.440 to get your beer, nuts Samuel Adams. Yeah, yeh yeh. 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:56.760 Which, by the way, on I feel like if that 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.440 kid had a Couris logo, Greg. 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.280 Get caught up in the beach? Out so little its 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:09.000 easy to get caught up in the beach. Did little 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:11.760 Greg go park the car? Oh yeah? Did you even 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.160 see over the dash? I mean, what was I gonna 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:18.640 side lit Greg out when he said it was found 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:21.280 in the pool. You know, when he said it's found 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:23.280 the pool, there was nobody responsible for me. I was 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:27.040 on the pool. Well all right, monsigned on my pasta 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.560 when I dropped on the pool. Oh look there's little Greg. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:35.720 I'm so slid pulp. She's still talking about I mean, 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:39.679 gonna stimb on a little tollable I did. I just 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:42.200 want to work out for her. Of course she had 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:43.760 to say, of course, we're finally in the room after 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:47.719 an hour. And then everybody blames you for any kind 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:49.800 of chafing they may have. Listen, I was. I even 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:51.840 took a tone when she couldn't find it in the bag. 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:54.480 Where's it at you? You's in the back. You took 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.560 a tone kind of like you were blaming her. 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.800 Go from Big Greg to little Greg, just like in 0:08:58.840 --> 0:08:59.320 an instant. 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:01.760 How came you checking you back? I tell you one thing, 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:04.520 I know, I know I did not get in the 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:12.240 pool with it. Well I found okay anyway, with sives 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:19.920 of love, ricking bubba, ricking bubba. So I'm trying to 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:22.120 get to the Creation Museum and I just can't get there. 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:25.200 And so we're now in Charlotte. We finally get over 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:27.600 to the gate. We've been delayed all the way, supposed 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:30.000 to have been in Cincinnati at the airport at three 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:33.280 forty five. Uh, and now we're still not there. And 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.960 it's ten thirty Eastern time. Uh, and we're we're in 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.280 Charlotte or ten and we're getting ready to load. And 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:42.800 of course, me knowing I'm shuffling, I'm watching. I see 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:45.040 the guy moving around. I see him going for the microphone. 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:47.440 I tell sheriff said, here it comes, Oh, here it 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:49.640 comes those of you that are trying to take flight 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:53.040 so and so, so and so into the Cincinnati airport. 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.040 We regret to inform you that we're going to be delayed. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:01.880 And I said, good, good, not look at that. And 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:03.400 then this is the Segon when they get you with 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:05.960 the weather. But their new one is the crew mystery 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:11.079 your crew has been misplaced, is delayed, and they're working 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.880 their way from their gate, so we'll hopefully get you 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:15.280 loaded in about twenty minutes. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:18.000 Could you understand what they were saying on the on 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:18.800 the intercom. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:20.839 Came a lot of. 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:22.679 Times I think they could say anything. 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:24.480 Yeah, so I'm losing you've lost your crew. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:25.520 And we'll try to find I'm sure. 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.920 Right right, and I'm I'm like, good, good Gray. So 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.240 now now I'm just that he said it because the 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.959 plane is at the gate, and that that that that 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:36.600 takes you to a place. And again, different airlines do 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:38.120 it different ways. If I could say one thing to 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:41.040 usay or when you when you don't make the time 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.560 you're supposed to depart, will you please change the sign? 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:47.000 Please change the sign, because it really kills us to 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.400 keep looking like we're an hour past the time it's 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:50.920 supposed to depart and it's still on the board that 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:53.000 we're departing that time. That didn't happen, So take it 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.760 off the sign to keep. And the thing is, they 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:58.480 won't just tell you that it's going to be a while. 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:01.920 They always give you these these horrib these numbers that 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.120 give you hope. Well, we're supposed to be a take 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:05.800 off at ten thirty. We'll try to get up maybe 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:09.080 ten forty five. Well that just come back, tea, just 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.120 come back and go. That's not gonna happen. You won't 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.280 say we don't know when we're leaving. We don't know. 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:16.680 We just because we've because we've lost the crew. And 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:20.120 here's the time where I thought that I was going 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:22.400 to end up not even making it to the Creation Museum. 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.079 They load us onto the plane, the devil, don't you 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:30.080 get there? They load us onto the plane. Finally at midnight, 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:37.800 at midnight, at midnight, at midnight, we're on the plane. 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:40.640 We're gonna land. When we're gonna land now at one 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:41.920 fifty am. 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:45.120 Oh my goodness. Okay, that's fighting time. 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:49.480 Happens after me I came out, I've got children. And 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:51.760 now we're supposed to be picked up the next morning 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:57.520 at seven thirty. Oh, because you can't sleep on a plane, right, 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:01.600 So anyway, you ain't got a car yet. And here's 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:07.599 where the final straw nearly broke Daddy's back, because I know, 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:09.200 and Sheerry's told me. She goes, why do you always 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:10.960 have to put your radar up? And here what everybody's saying. 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:13.360 I said, well, I gotta know what they're saying. I 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.599 gotta know if they care, because that's really all I 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:19.199 ask is if you care. Hear the pilots starting to complain. 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:21.840 I tell you one thing, I'm saying, they don't know 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:23.880 how long I've been working today, and if they don't 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:25.880 get their butts on this on this plane and I 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.240 better have anybody whatever. Hey, they may I walk off 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.800 this plane. Flight attendants complaining, which, by the way, on 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.920 the crew is missing. Thing. They said, our crew was missing. 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.640 These two flight attendants I had seen only a few 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:41.000 hours earlier walking around the airport. Not sure I believe 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.600 that by the way I saw them. I saw them. 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:46.760 I saw Burgess radar with Yeah, I said, no, no, 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.640 I saw these people. They've been here. But anyway, so. 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:51.600 Now crew's missing is a good excuse? 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:51.840 Yeah? 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:52.199 That not. 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:54.400 I shouldn't you be concerned if the crew is missing. Listen, 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:58.840 they begin to complain now that they're gonna have to 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:02.880 fly and that they're gonna have to the service start 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.240 being rude about it on the microphone. I'll tell you 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:06.600 what now, y'all need to get on a plane and 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.080 don't be hassling around. Y'all need to get in here 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.160 to sit down and start being quiet. Uh, we've had 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:13.600 a long day, and that was it. That was it. 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:17.200 That was it. That was it showed out there, whoa, 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.960 whoa you said this out loud. Hey, there's one big difference. 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:26.000 There's one big difference. We've all been tortured for today, 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:30.440 and we paid to be tortured. You're getting paid to 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.079 work the day like today. You had a hard day, 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.079 I'll give you that, but you get paid for it. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.400 We paid to be treated like this. So I don't 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:41.920 think I'm gonna take a speech from from from from 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:45.080 you on what a hard day you have. Okay, we 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:48.360 we've had. We've had a hard day. We've met we been, 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.640 you know, we we we've been. We've been stranded all 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.880 over Creation on what should be a simple trip from 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:56.960 Birmingham to Cincinnati. My goodness, I didn't ask you to 0:13:56.960 --> 0:14:01.240 take me to the unknown areas of Uganda, Okay. I 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:05.360 simply asked that you take us to Cincinnati so my 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:08.560 kids can go to the Creation Museum and worship the Lord. 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:12.400 That's right, big guy, with you beer. And I'm sorry 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:15.120 if I'm not gonna hear a speech about how hard 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:18.079 your day's been. That's what you get paid for, hoss, craking, 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:24.600 the plan up, sit down, shut up, and drive. Okay, 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:28.320 that's what you get paid for. We paid our money 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:30.360 to be treated this way all day. And this is 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.440 where the bird just starts repeating what he said. Give 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:37.200 me something to drink, something to eat, and massage my shoulders, 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:42.800 don't you your customers. We've been treated like cattle, and 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:47.800 not healthy cattle, sick cattle. We've been treated so bad 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:50.800 we feel that we're not even human anymore. We don't 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:53.360 want to hear. We don't want to hear about how 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:57.080 bad your day's been. We don't care. Our day's been bad. 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:00.200 And we paid money to be treated this way. You're 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:03.000 getting paid to have a hard day, and you had 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:06.000 a hard day, but you got a check. We had 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:11.000 a hard day and we lost money. Had that go rick, well, 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.360 then then it kind of led to an uncomfortable relationship 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.240 between us and the crew. But I'll tell you that 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:18.800 does the air marshall pull his gun out? I didn't 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:20.560 do to get in there and drive, so I didn't 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:22.680 go that far. But I didn't make the point that 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:24.960 was that, like you know, the kid with the mama 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:26.440 holds him down, says, I told you to sit down. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:29.760 He says, I'm my body is sitting but inside her 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:34.120 standing right, My, my, My deal was this all I'm 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:37.000 gonna make. The point is is about who's getting paid 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.800 and who had to pay. Okay, that that point has 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:42.120 to be made. I can't let that gun no, because see, 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:44.360 I believe I can make change. See, I think they 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:46.280 need to hear from somebody. He started it, Rick, he 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:49.000 started to find Yeah, yeah, you didn't get on there 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:50.360 and giving this as a coach. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.400 I've been told by an umpire one more word and 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:54.600 you're out of the game. Okay, and you fight not 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:55.600 saying one more word. 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.000 That's where you turn around and say word. 0:15:57.080 --> 0:16:00.400 Yeah, exactly right. How were you on that and say 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:00.920 one more word? 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:03.360 Big guy? No, it was kind of a They didn't 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:04.880 like me, didn't like me the rest of the flight. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:07.440 And you know what, that's all right. I think I 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:10.800 can live without a plastic cut with half cochine. Okay. 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:13.360 You know, if if y'all want to keep the water 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.760 down coake for me, I'll make it. Okay, But I 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:17.800 wanna tell you what. We better start driving. We better 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.240 start backing out, and I want to see people smiling, 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.760 and I want to see people apologizing, and I want 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:24.320 to see people saying, we go by the way, I'm 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:26.760 gonna go faster and I'm gonna get you there. Instead 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:30.120 of one fifty, I'm gonna try for one thirty. Do something. Okay, 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:31.560 don't complain. 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:34.680 About I did Cherry what Cherry? 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:36.920 Say after your At this point we're not speaking. 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:42.280 Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba. 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:46.200 Before we go any further, let me send out very 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:49.680 very big birthday wishes to my son Hunter, who is 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:52.880 eleven years old. That's right. 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:56.760 I can't believe, and unfortunately on his birthdays in trouble 0:16:56.760 --> 0:17:00.440 with his mama, thanks to Bubba. All right, all right, 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:03.600 mother to go. You know, the only thing he told me, 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:04.920 the only thing he wanted he wanted to be every 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:06.440 one time, said Roger Federer. Play. 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:11.120 Wow, you know it's so funny. I will never forget 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.960 John Crall telling us and talking about when he was 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:17.320 raising his son Brody, who has gone on to play 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:20.480 in the NFL, and said when he got thirteen years old, 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:24.359 he announced to Brody, it's over you being a kid. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:27.119 You're a man. Now you're mine. You don't go to 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:29.600 your mama, You go to me. You're gonna learn to 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:32.640 be a man, not mama's a little boy anymore. And 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.080 it's funny when you make that transition. And I was 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:38.960 talking to Hunter yesterday and I said, you know, you're 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.200 you're preteen here now, and it's you know, you're a 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:43.239 young man. You're not a little kid anymore. You know, 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:45.480 we got to start thinking like a young man and 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:49.639 acting like a young man. And so I decided yesterday 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.120 that father and son needed a little bonding time. So 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:56.480 I went and picked him up from school and we 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.760 headed off on a father and son and we had 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:02.000 one of our friends, Ron mccorkill, join us, and it 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:04.320 was a little male bonding time, you know, just the guys. 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:06.440 And we had a little work to do out at 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:10.199 the farm. So I got a call from mom and 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:13.640 she said, now, are y'all gonna be home about five? 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:15.440 And I said, now, honey, I don't know if you've 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:17.560 run the numbers here, but based on the time I 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:19.560 picked him up at school and we get to the 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:23.280 to the hunting club, if we turn around and drive 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:25.880 directly back, we still don't make it back home by 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:28.240 that time. So that doesn't work. You didn't say to 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:30.240 her like that, Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:31.439