WEBVTT - They’re Grrrreat! (For the most part)

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<v Speaker 1>You ready, Andy, yep, I'm ready. This is serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, hold on, let the loud noise come. I still

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<v Speaker 2>don't know how to shut that off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, yeah, the microphone. The microphone just drifted away

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<v Speaker 1>from you.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to tighten my mic. What's going on, Andy?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Not much? Just living my life?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, cereal two serial Killers. It's episode thirty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's a milestone, yeah is it not? Really? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what happened when you turn thirty five? I cried?

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<v Speaker 1>You did? Yeah? What's the next milestone?

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so when we get to fifty, we'll throw

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<v Speaker 2>a party. I have some confetti that I will throw

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<v Speaker 2>at you when we hit fifty. So just remember I'm

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<v Speaker 2>warning you now that I said I'm gonna do that,

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<v Speaker 2>so be prepared.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, no, no, no, we need to back up because

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<v Speaker 1>I said when we hit episode fifty, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>throw like a little surprise party or a party or

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<v Speaker 1>something like I'm going to celebrate. And you're like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not a milestone. And now in this episode, do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to be all cool and be like, let's celebrate

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<v Speaker 1>episode fifty. I mean, I'm into it, but don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't recall ever saying that you can listen to

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<v Speaker 2>the audio yourself. Buco, I'm not listening to thirty five

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<v Speaker 2>of these episodes?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you crazy? Do you just need to go back

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<v Speaker 1>two or three episodes? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I will Hey, so yeah, do you want to go

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<v Speaker 2>new or classic or classic?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to go classic first? Okay? Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, all right, let me go down to the cereal

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<v Speaker 2>sat no boy. Okay, So this cereal was introduced in

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<v Speaker 2>the early nineteen hundreds. What I don't even know if

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<v Speaker 2>you call this a ceial, I will tell you that

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<v Speaker 2>it's now related to the Barbara's cereal company, not Barbara

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<v Speaker 2>So back in the Benjamin Button Barbara Okay, back in

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<v Speaker 2>the eighties, Barbara's whatever the hell yeah cereal company is

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<v Speaker 2>was purchased by Weed to Bix. Okay, We to Bix

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<v Speaker 2>is like you know another company. They're kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>healthy cereal company, which you know, so we don't like

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<v Speaker 2>their stuff, but we might, I don't know. So here's

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<v Speaker 2>the original Weed to bixs cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever seen this before?

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<v Speaker 2>Whole Grain cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? Actually? Because I was looking for

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<v Speaker 1>international cereals for us to try. This is like a

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<v Speaker 1>huge one in like Iceland. It is.

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<v Speaker 2>It was originally I believe in Australia when it first started.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like a it's been all around the block.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a whore, good eye.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have some weight to bix today. It's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a great shot. I love that, really excited

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Thank you, Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>These I don't I don't know why they call this

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<v Speaker 2>a cereal because I'm pretty sure it's just a brick.

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<v Speaker 1>So they literally just took a weed a bix bar

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<v Speaker 1>cracked it up in a second.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not cracked up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing. They're bricks. Look how it's packaged. Do

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<v Speaker 1>not tell me? Do not know there's two sleeves. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be crazy so much. Wait a second.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what to do with this. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not the best cereal ever.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how to open it. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna open.

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<v Speaker 1>This a little. Can we only talk in Australian accents? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know. Can you talk? I just want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>your Australian accent.

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<v Speaker 2>I might end I don't know. I hung out with

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<v Speaker 2>an Australian or a one time when I went to

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<v Speaker 2>the Olympics in Sydney with Tea Cool Yeah, and all

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<v Speaker 2>she said was I got a shiny joiny and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm sorry, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that would literally be the only thing you remember

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<v Speaker 1>about hanging out.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty much all she said to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I don't know what to do with this.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't let me see it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going to fit in our cups.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, can I see here?

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<v Speaker 2>Take one out?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me take one of these weed Topix discs.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a disc, it's more of an oblong. It

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<v Speaker 2>looks like a hash brown for McDonald's. That's how it's shaped.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, and it cut. You know what it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like. So we have fish and you put water

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<v Speaker 1>on the pillate teraffin that. Yes, this looks like that's

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<v Speaker 1>what's going to happen with this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on here, okay, hell you here?

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<v Speaker 1>We go.

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<v Speaker 2>One PLoP it in? But wait, do you break it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you put milk in it? Do you put milk

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<v Speaker 2>in it?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Can you read the back? It has the instructions

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<v Speaker 1>They shouldn't be instructions with cereal. I love that there

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<v Speaker 1>is you'r Weeda Bix energy mixed menu. They have them,

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<v Speaker 1>they like in all the pictures. It's just a full

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<v Speaker 1>chunk in the ball. Well, I say, then we just

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<v Speaker 1>pour the milk and let it go. What day is today?

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be it's Friday today, right, Yeah, it's Friday, Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep it simple, add milk and warm it up. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to warm it up. There's a different thing

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<v Speaker 2>every day.

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<v Speaker 1>An oatmeal.

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<v Speaker 2>One is honey and Greek yogret one, brown sugar, walnuts, banana, almonds,

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<v Speaker 2>mixed berries and chi se.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what to think of this.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, let's just I guess, put milk in it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we need spoons, but hold on, got

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<v Speaker 2>a low fat, one percent milk. I'm just gonna put

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit in the bottom, I guess, and we

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<v Speaker 2>can just dip it like a cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>If any of you have ever had this before, you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to school us. I mean, what do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you break it up? I mean the pictures on

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<v Speaker 2>the box they're not broken up. So I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>dip it and stir it for a tiny second. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I will just bite the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, but are you feeling it? Like the texture? It

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<v Speaker 1>is breaking in my hand.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's going to be a mess if we

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<v Speaker 2>bite it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna bite it all right, Here we go. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's cracking. It's cracked. An it cracked. But I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get to try my weed a box yet. Hmmm, are

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<v Speaker 1>you tasting bacon?

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<v Speaker 2>I did for a second, but not with the milk.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not the worst thing in the world. No, kind

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<v Speaker 2>of weird, but it just crumbles.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a bunch of really thin flakes all congealed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like pressed that they like, must press them in a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel very fancy eating this. You're fairy proper.

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<v Speaker 1>You have your pinky up as you're eating. Oh, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just eating my word of bis very mucky. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done with this one. I'll go three bowls from

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<v Speaker 1>the spoon. I don't hate it. I think it's pretty decent. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would eat this, not like this.

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<v Speaker 2>See, and I'm not a fan of adding things to cereal,

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<v Speaker 2>but this needs something.

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<v Speaker 1>Some berries are No.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it because I like to have cereal in

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<v Speaker 2>its pure form, and that's how I rate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe like a as I you know what my biggest

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<v Speaker 1>pet peeve is do I tape the shut? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know when people say they want to splash of something.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like my biggest complaint. But I think like a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of honey would make this an a plus cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, honey is only on Wednesdays. You're allowed to put

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<v Speaker 2>honey and grig yogurt on Wednesdays. According to the weado

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<v Speaker 2>Bix box.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fan of Weeda Bix. I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give it three balls. Yeah, that was delicious. Minds

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<v Speaker 1>me a little bit of like a grape nuts No,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I hated grape nuts. The box is a little flimsy

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<v Speaker 2>and thin. Oh let's look at the sugar count here

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<v Speaker 2>ingredients holy barley, malt, extract, cane sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's four. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not bad. It's fourth. Oh and also salt and

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<v Speaker 2>iron and iis in the thiamon.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the thiamen is what really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, put me over the edge. All right, So Weeda

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<v Speaker 2>Bix not terrible. No, we may have to try some

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<v Speaker 2>other Weada Bix branded cereals. Good day mate, shiny All right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I guess it's time for the new cereal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna like this one. You will because you've

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<v Speaker 2>said in the past that you were gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this one. Okay. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever, since I married Amy, she has an aversion to

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<v Speaker 2>maple smell maple. The kids are not allowed to have

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<v Speaker 2>syrup on the pancakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Not allowed. It's it's it's banned from our house. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have kind of grown into.

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<v Speaker 1>That as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I do present to you now.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's maple cheerios, I'm gonna die, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Dig your grave because it's maple cheerios. Right, you are right.

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<v Speaker 1>I love being right. I'm so excited for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go flavored with other natural flavors. Maple cheerios from

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<v Speaker 2>General Mills. First ingredient whole gray os, second ingredient sugar,

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<v Speaker 2>third ingredient brown sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's a fun game on the back. Look, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a little owl in the tree and the maple is

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<v Speaker 2>dripping into the buckets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, can you just pour the cereal? Less talk and

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<v Speaker 1>more eaten. Yes, I want to try these. Okay, is

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<v Speaker 1>it the maple from Canada?

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably not real maple syrup. So oh, actually, it

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<v Speaker 2>says maple syrup. Wow, this real maple syrup in.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, because I'm really loving this culinary tour of cereals,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm gonna say, this is from Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is and actually the leaf really does look

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<v Speaker 2>like a Canadian leaf. Well again, it's a maple leaf.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that. I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. It is a partially produced with gin engineering.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have to dig deeper into that still because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really I mean, I know what it means,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm not sure if it's bad or not. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think it's bad. Made with real maple syrup and

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<v Speaker 2>other natural flavors. Proud sponsor of the Celiac Disease Foundation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's very nice of you, General Mills.

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<v Speaker 1>What is Celiac disease again? That's when you can't have

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<v Speaker 1>gluten so I can eat cheerios from Celiac. Correct. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that. Just gluten free so Garrett could

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<v Speaker 1>have these. Yeah, too bad, he's not here. He left

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<v Speaker 1>for the day. Otherwise we would have had him sit

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<v Speaker 1>in this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Garrett, you missed your chance by all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So all right, how many cereals are we doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this the last one?

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<v Speaker 2>We kind of do three in an episode.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta start saving some Yeah, that's that's very maple smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I love it. It's like a whole bottle of

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<v Speaker 2>Antemima syrup. Now, Antemima syrup is not maple syrup. You

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<v Speaker 2>know that, right, It's just breakfast syrup. There's no maple

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<v Speaker 2>anywhere in Anchemima or log Cabin or any of that.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just they're just syrups. You have to buy actual

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<v Speaker 2>maple syrup in order to get maple syrup.

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<v Speaker 1>What you didn't know that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, all it is is all high fructose corn syrup

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<v Speaker 2>and a bottle with a picture on it. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>maple syrup in those.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so lied to right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Maple syrup is like fifteen dollars a container. Those things

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<v Speaker 2>are like a dollar ninety nine. They're fake. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like real vanilla and imitation vanilla. The imitation vanilla is real, cheap,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of taste the same, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I am shocked. I am shook to my core.

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<v Speaker 2>You millennials.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, how about that? A millennial thing? That's my out

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<v Speaker 1>for everything with you. That's that's the most annoying thing

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<v Speaker 1>is that I'm just kidding. Oh but engineer Jeff does

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<v Speaker 1>it all the time too. We have an engineer and

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<v Speaker 1>literally I could be writing with a pen, a blue pen,

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<v Speaker 1>and he'll be like millennials right with bluepens? Haven't bluepens

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<v Speaker 1>existed for years? Let's calm down.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to tell you. I don't think I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to be allowed to sleep in my bed tonight because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to smell like maple just having this near me.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you bathing it it?

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter, It's just it's like infused into me already.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's make a deal. If you're write Monty Hall, if

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<v Speaker 1>Amy can actually sniff out maple syrup, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us the next episode. Did Amy know you had maple? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the game show. Did Scottie have maple?

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<v Speaker 2>I like the theme song? All right, so let's stick

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<v Speaker 2>in all you did well that I do not four bowls.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like honey nut churios with some maple on top.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it just a little touch of maple syrup.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going back to the days where I used to

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<v Speaker 2>like maple syrup. Yeah, so I'm gonna give it three balls.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>No, so far, two for two. These are some good

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<v Speaker 1>cereals today.

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<v Speaker 2>Well they're okay, we're getting in some good eaten Three

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<v Speaker 2>balls is kind of middle of.

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<v Speaker 1>The road, like two bowls and a spoon would be

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the road. You're technically giving it more.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, not bad, let's move on. Okay, well, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>what are we moving on to? In two boxes? We

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<v Speaker 2>do one classic and we do one new.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but is this a listener request?

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<v Speaker 2>This is not a listener request? Do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>this is?

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<v Speaker 1>What? Serial Killers? Why are you like you record these

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<v Speaker 1>things about telling me? That's my first time ever hearing that.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell is that?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a bonus box?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you, Stas. I loved hearing that. That was great.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're at episode thirty five and I cannot believe

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<v Speaker 2>that we have not done these yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, are you ready? Is it just regular frosted flakes?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you a hint, even though you just

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<v Speaker 2>ruined everything, so it is you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do want to take a horsey ride? Sure, but first

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<v Speaker 1>we'll starting with a complete breakfast, including my vitamin back

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<v Speaker 1>frosted flakes. Laboring out the tiger in you what good

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<v Speaker 1>yard crusted flakes good? Where good tiger you can do.

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<v Speaker 2>To fas can they ride? And you you don't remember that? No,

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<v Speaker 2>oh you weren't boring.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was a series of you're starting to admit

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<v Speaker 1>that I wasn't born.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a series of commercials in the mid eighties

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<v Speaker 2>where Tony frosted Flakes brings out the tiger in you.

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<v Speaker 1>I just love how he goes they're packed with vitamins where.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they're in there wentz Well. It was always a

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<v Speaker 2>scene how liked you know. It was like some kid

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you know, I'm a loser and someone would

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<v Speaker 2>come make fun of him, and Tony be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, you're not a loser.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go, and like they would do whatever the kids

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<v Speaker 2>said they couldn't do with again, the frosted flakes van

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<v Speaker 2>with no windows, Yes, and it brought out the tiger

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<v Speaker 2>in them or in the in them. So Tony sounds

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<v Speaker 2>a little terrifying in the eighties. Well that tiger's dead,

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<v Speaker 2>that Tony's dead. What well that voice guy, he's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>This has been like second episode in a row where

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh, they're dead.

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<v Speaker 2>There's been a few different Tonies and I think the

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<v Speaker 2>current Tony is like he's also a voice at Disneyland

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Did we hear that somewhere? Yeah, but if it's the

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<v Speaker 1>same guy, he's dead.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's the new Tony. It's the current Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we can't keep talking about Tony's. All I know

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<v Speaker 1>is they are great. So let's dig in. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to go home now, are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>But do you remember though, in Marshall Marshall Marsha episode,

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<v Speaker 2>we had frosted with marshmallows and those were way too sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>I love for us if flakes. They're probably one of

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<v Speaker 1>my I know, I'm gonna give it five balls already,

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<v Speaker 1>So you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can because I know I like the cereal. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not permitted to rate before you eat. You don't know

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<v Speaker 2>my life, sadly I do. Here's a question.

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<v Speaker 1>It says there's a free book in there is they're

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<v Speaker 1>legitimately an actual books.

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<v Speaker 2>So I already sent away for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you open this box. No, no, no, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to open it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just so you know, I send away for everything I

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<v Speaker 2>got to Readbate check in them out for two dollars

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<v Speaker 2>from Atkins Drinks that I bought for my wife, and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, really, two dollars? Was it really worth all

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<v Speaker 2>the effort to send away for that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It was. I've got two dollars more in my

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<v Speaker 1>checking account. Now, so, Nan, you have a checking account.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you old? It's just a checking account. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't write checks. I have a checking account. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think I have a debit card for. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand where this switch happened that. Everyone's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you use the Apple pay. I don't. I need an

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<v Speaker 1>actual bank account. Now, hold on, we got to swap

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<v Speaker 1>spoons out? Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because the maple's all over that.

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<v Speaker 1>I only had one spoonful of the maple. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>kill the planet. Here's a plastic spoon getting very defensive.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's funny about the weed? A bix one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look at this, it's still stuck in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at this. This is a shaving. Doesn't look like

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<v Speaker 1>a wood chip.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a shard of weieda bix It looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Like wood chips. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Let's see if this brings out the tiger

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<v Speaker 2>and you Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, one two, three, five ball? How I touched everything?

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<v Speaker 2>You want frosted flakes of corn is five bowls for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go three bowls in a spoon. A little

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<v Speaker 2>sweet classic, yes, but a bit too sweet for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, got a little bit of the flake in my throat.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I was trying to say is frosted flakes

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<v Speaker 1>really just do everything for me. It's sweet. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like it's sugary, but it's not like too sugary,

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<v Speaker 1>if that makes it. It is really sweet. And the

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<v Speaker 1>milk afterwards, always always the milk, Yeah, it's sugar milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's check the sugar content. There's a lot and mildcore

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<v Speaker 2>and then sugar. Do you know that in Europe they're

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<v Speaker 2>called Frosty's. I love that Kellogg's Frosty's. Oh wait yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know those maple cheerios, Technically they should be

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<v Speaker 1>called maple scooters.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something. There probably will be some

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<v Speaker 2>maple scooters on the way, multi male, and you know

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<v Speaker 2>what they're gonna use lock cabin.

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<v Speaker 1>You are correct, sir, breakfast syrups.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, frosted flakes. Actually the varieties that are out right now.

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<v Speaker 2>So you got your regular, you got your cinnamon, you

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<v Speaker 2>got your chocolate, you got your banana cream, which probably

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<v Speaker 2>will be going away shortly. If you didn't hear that one,

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<v Speaker 2>go back to the very first episode of Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>You could check out the reviews on that one and

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<v Speaker 2>also the marshmallow ones that we reviewed not terribly long ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep it simple with frosted flakes. They are good as

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<v Speaker 1>is cinnamon. I would not like them in a frosted

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<v Speaker 1>flakes form.

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<v Speaker 2>I would not like them in a frosted flakes form.

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<v Speaker 2>I would not like them in a raisin brand form.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to channel Doctor Seuss there, but it

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<v Speaker 2>didn't work. Wow, Frostflake's been around since nineteen fifty two,

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<v Speaker 2>so if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why the original be around forever. Is there any

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<v Speaker 1>cereal where they don't like stray from the original recipe

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<v Speaker 1>weed bis.

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<v Speaker 2>And cornflakes, you know. Yeah, there's classics that have been

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<v Speaker 2>around forever. Weedies and Tony the Tiger has actually been

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<v Speaker 2>the mascot since the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great. Yeah, So Tony, Tony and the Ceial Avengers

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<v Speaker 1>would be ready to like spring into action.

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<v Speaker 2>He would he would kick ass. He was really angry

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<v Speaker 2>and some of the commercials in the early nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm picturing him as more of the Thor type.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, he just takes that bandana and just he chokes

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<v Speaker 2>people with it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm thinking he goes like extreme and like scratches

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<v Speaker 1>people and his claws come out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>got it all right? Cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thanks for listening to Serial Killers. This has been

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<v Speaker 2>a very successful episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Liked all the cereals. That's a great episode, not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's episode thirty five, and thank you for listening this long.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think people hate when we like the cereals?

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<v Speaker 2>No, because it makes them go out and buy them.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how many people say that. I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to try this crap until you told me it was

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<v Speaker 2>four bles. Really yeah, So hello cereal companies, we're selling cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>They're flying off the shelves because of us. Get on board.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Great Space Coaster.

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<v Speaker 1>What No, but seriously, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Space coast? On the Great Space Coast? Sorry eighties you

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<v Speaker 2>weren't born yet. Thank you for listening. Please follow us

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<v Speaker 1>On Facebook, we have a serial Killer's page now, Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>we do. I liked it, you did. Yes, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to create a secret serial society where you guys can

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<v Speaker 1>all chat and talk about what cereals you like.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, yes, Mikey liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>Also great. All right, we're gonna go, but you also

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to name them all, you'll find it.

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<v Speaker 2>So until next time.

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<v Speaker 2>But did you realize you don't have to tell them

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<v Speaker 2>where to listen because they're already listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but maybe people listen on a different app and

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<v Speaker 1>downloaded just one app to listen to us. Now they

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<v Speaker 1>can listen everywhere. Millennial, how is that? Millennial? We gotta go, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to explain.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for listening to We love you And until

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<v Speaker 2>next time, Crunch Crunch, They're great. End it, end this

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<v Speaker 2>recording now