1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 1: Time now for us. The CLO Chief Love Officer Steve 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: Harvey in the building. This one's from Sinclair CLO. Sinclair 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 1: in Chicago says, I'm a twenty seven year old single 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: man and I need your advice on my balding head. 5 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: I know you make jokes, but this is not funny 6 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: to me because I'm not even thirty years old yet. 7 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,799 Speaker 1: I've started to wear baseball caps a lot more, and 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: I barely brush my hair because I'm scared of brushing 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: more out of it. My girlfriend is saying to just 10 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: let it go and go bald. But what do you 11 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 1: do if you don't have a nice shaped head. I 12 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 1: have been called water boy all of my life because 13 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,159 Speaker 1: my head is bigger than most. And should I just 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,480 Speaker 1: bite the bullet and shave it? Yeah? 15 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:45,160 Speaker 2: Man, you can have big ass ball here. 16 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 1: What's what was that? 17 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 2: You don't have a big ass ball here? You just 18 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 2: break it down the facts. Yeah. Hey, no, ain't no, 19 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 2: ain't no, ain't no way around this, dog dad. You know, look, 20 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 2: I did all of it. You can get some rod gain, 21 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 2: you can get you some black stuff. You can hide JT. 22 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 2: You know JT my formal ball. Hey, don't listen to 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,479 Speaker 2: you can get a flocking gun. You gonna go to work. Man, 24 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 2: you can spray your hair. They got everything right now. 25 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, dog, you twenty 26 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 2: seven and it is going. It's because it's gonna go. Yeah, 27 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 2: And they have not found a cure for ball this yet. 28 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:34,759 Speaker 2: In men, that dude gonna make a million dollars. Now 29 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 2: they got them things out there, now, them lace fronts 30 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 2: and all that for men and all that stuff. You 31 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 2: can go get one of them, man, But I don't know, man, huh, 32 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 2: I'm expensive. Man, you don't want to keep paying for that. Well, 33 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 2: you know, if you don't, well, okay, then we come on, 34 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 2: come on outside, come on, walk over. You know it's 35 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 2: all right over here. 36 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 1: But Steve, you have to say though, when you first went, 37 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: you weren't sure about the shape of your head, right, 38 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: you were real happy once you shaved it up. I 39 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 1: remember that morning you called all yeah, you were cool 40 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: with it. 41 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, But like here was the deal though. Now you 42 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 2: don't even have to do that. You can get a 43 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 2: computer rendering of your head. Oh yeah, they got that. 44 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 2: Now they take a picture, they'll give you a computer 45 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 2: rendering of it, and you can see what you would 46 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,119 Speaker 2: look like with no hair. Okay, all right, yes, yeah 47 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 2: they got that. Now they got everything. 48 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 1: You got options yet but now. 49 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 2: He already no, he got a big head. He's been yeah, 50 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 2: so he just got to come on. 51 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, don't be all right, yes, already has 52 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: a girlfriend. All right, we're moving on. Caylin and Saint 53 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: Louis says, I'm thirty three and I have four older 54 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 1: brothers that think they can control me. I've always been 55 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: attracted to older guys, so I've secretly dated guys that 56 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 1: my brothers know. For the past few months, I've dating 57 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: my second to the oldest brother's best friend, and he's 58 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 1: keeping me a secret. Now I'm trying to figure out 59 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: if he's using my brother as an excuse to keep 60 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: our relationship on the low, or if he's got something 61 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 1: else going on. I'm old enough to do what I want, 62 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: So what's the worst that can happen? If I tell 63 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: my brother. 64 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 2: His brother gonna beat his friend's hands. That's what the 65 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 2: deal is. That's what the deal is, because brothers, men 66 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 2: have a man cold law. Don't do my little sister, dog, 67 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 2: don't come over here with your mess. And then your 68 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 2: older brother knows him really really well. So now he 69 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 2: knows where the skeletons is buried, you know, he know 70 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 2: all the other chicks, yes, and how recent these other 71 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 2: chicks were and any other thing. So that's what he 72 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 2: worried about. But you could talk to him about it 73 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 2: and say, hey me, and you're gonna go sit with 74 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 2: my brothers and explain to him that we love each other. 75 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 2: But I don't hear love in here. Y'all just seeing 76 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 2: each other. Just kep. 77 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: They're dating. They're just dating right now. 78 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 2: And you have to keep asking yourself to all these 79 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 2: older men that you keep dating. They want to keep 80 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 2: you a secret, and you want to keep them a secret. 81 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 2: Why is it such a big secret? 82 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Miriam and San Diego. My husband and 83 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 1: I are in our early sixties, and my husband likes 84 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: takes our four year old grandson to soccer three days 85 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,359 Speaker 1: a week. After practice the other day and my grandson 86 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: asked if Joshua and Miss Kelsey could come over. He said, 87 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 1: Joshua is his friend and Miss Kelsey is his granddad's 88 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: for him. I don't think if Joshua played soccer like him, 89 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: and he said no, Joshua plays karate. He said, that 90 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 1: Joshua comes to soccer practice and they get pizza afterwards. 91 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 1: Do I need to find out who miss Kelsey is? 92 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: Or do I ignore this four year old? 93 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:00,840 Speaker 2: So you're gonna bring could be your family? 94 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 1: Oo Oh wow, that's a man answer right there. 95 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 2: Because answer, so you gonna sit up here unless some 96 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 2: fo yo old would imaginary freeing names all a bit 97 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:23,920 Speaker 2: of what we got. Oh that's the that's the lie. 98 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:28,599 Speaker 2: You got to be kidding me. Don't talk to me 99 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 2: no more like that. And I'm not taking this boy 100 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 2: to soccer practice no more. 101 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if you do, I'm going with you. How 102 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: about that? That's taking the soccer pressure from meet missus Kelsey? 103 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 1: All right? Moving on to the men stick together, don't you? 104 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 2: Here? 105 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: We go this? Yeah, Foxy and Toledo says, I am 106 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,839 Speaker 1: a thirty eight year old single woman and I need 107 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,840 Speaker 1: to get thing, something's off my chest down at my job. 108 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,159 Speaker 1: I'm almost six feet tall and I sit in a 109 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 1: cubicle all day trying to be a happy camper, but 110 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: every hour I need to relieve myself, stretch my legs 111 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 1: and have a cigarette. I sit across from Darren, the 112 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 1: male Karen, and he has always got something to say 113 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,559 Speaker 1: about the time I spend away from my little desk. 114 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: He said, I smell like a smokestack and my music 115 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 1: is too loud. If I catch Darren out away from work, 116 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: can I curse him out? Yes? 117 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,919 Speaker 2: Yes, a matter of fact. Listen to me. There's a 118 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 2: way you can do it at work. I've done it before, 119 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 2: which is probably one of the reasons I don't have 120 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 2: no jobs. Listen to me, lean over in Darren's ear 121 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 2: when ain't nobody looking, Lick your lips and put your 122 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 2: lips up against his ear, because he gonna think it's 123 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 2: about something else as soon as you put your wet 124 00:06:55,160 --> 00:07:03,719 Speaker 2: lips up against his ear. If you keep blanking with me, 125 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 2: almost snapped the sugar honey ice teacher face we got. 126 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:16,520 Speaker 1: Thank you, Clo. You're listening Hardy Morning Show