Speaker 1: It's your brand new Second Date podcast.
Speaker 2: Thanks so much for being here. It's Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the Morning. And I gotta say I think we
Speaker 2: were all floored that this guy agreed to do one
Speaker 2: thing before they were able to go out on a date. Yeah,
Speaker 2: please comment if you would do it. I want to
Speaker 2: know or how hot the person would have to be
Speaker 2: in order for you to say yes.
Speaker 3: Bro Right, I don't want to give away too much.
Speaker 3: This is a predicament. I don't know what I would do.
Speaker 3: I would cheat. I shouldn't even say that much.
Speaker 1: Well, I think you would have to. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: have specifically.
Speaker 3: You guys think you got to listen to you.
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Speaker 1: I listened at my gas station job. It gets really
Speaker 1: busy sometimes and customers can be a pain. Thank you
Speaker 1: for being you directed to everyone.
Speaker 3: You have us on the gas station. Hold on, turn
Speaker 3: us up real quick. Hey, I see you back there.
Speaker 3: Don't steal that. Hey, get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Hey, thanks so much for being here.
Speaker 1: Your brand new second date starts right now.
Speaker 3: Second Date, up date.
Speaker 4: Some people have caveats in order to date them where
Speaker 4: it's like, I'm attracted to you, our vibe is really good,
Speaker 4: but if you want to go out with me, yeah,
Speaker 4: this one little thing needs to happen first before I
Speaker 4: can say yes. Like for me personally, I can only
Speaker 4: go out with you if you let my mom.
Speaker 3: Dress you for the date.
Speaker 4: Because even though I don't want her to be a
Speaker 4: part of my love life, she does insist I don't
Speaker 4: date people who dress too trampy, So I don't want
Speaker 4: to upset my mother with the people that I date.
Speaker 4: That's just my one thing. And then we're good.
Speaker 1: That made you so intive.
Speaker 2: Sentence was really One of our listens has an important
Speaker 2: caveat that she says as an instant deal breaker if
Speaker 2: the guy says no.
Speaker 4: And I'm interested to hear what this is. So Samantha,
Speaker 4: welcome to the show. We want to know what your
Speaker 4: caveat is.
Speaker 1: Who we're starting right at the top. I love it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my caveat is I drug test the guys before
Speaker 5: I go out with the.
Speaker 1: Drug. That sounds fun. What are you looking for?
Speaker 5: So I have a serious job. I like, you know,
Speaker 5: I'm kind of a serious person and I don't want
Speaker 5: to mess waste my time on somebody who's doing stupid.
Speaker 3: Oh you want the test to come back negative? Interesting?
Speaker 3: If it's not positive.
Speaker 5: We're not hanging out.
Speaker 3: Our drug test work here at the radio got you? Okay? Interesting?
Speaker 1: And men actually agree to do this.
Speaker 5: For you generally it's fine. Yeah, they don't tend to
Speaker 5: have an issue with it.
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't do anything.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, okay, is it like's I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I tell you?
Speaker 1: So hard drugs or fun drugs? What are you looking for?
Speaker 4: Definitely looking for?
Speaker 5: Just like no drugs, I guess. Also, yeah, obviously they
Speaker 5: could like get some dude's tea or whatever. So no,
Speaker 5: we do it at a my apartment when they come
Speaker 5: pick me up.
Speaker 4: Okay, So clearly this must have happened with your date
Speaker 4: that you're going to be telling us about here.
Speaker 5: That is correct.
Speaker 3: Should we just have.
Speaker 1: One more question?
Speaker 2: Are they giving a heads up before they get to
Speaker 2: the apartment or is it a surprise drug test?
Speaker 5: Well, for example, like with the guy that we're talking
Speaker 5: about right now, we were chatting on for a couple
Speaker 5: of days or whatever, and I didn't mention like, hey,
Speaker 5: I'd like to go out with you. Yeah, but this
Speaker 5: is my one caveat right, And he just kind of
Speaker 5: like l O L And I thought it was a
Speaker 5: joke maybe, but he was like, Okay, I could see
Speaker 5: that being a joke.
Speaker 3: Like, by the way, I'm gonna drug test you when
Speaker 3: you get here. Okay, So what's this guy's name?
Speaker 1: By the way, Dave?
Speaker 3: Dave? Okay, so Dave laughed when you suggest then at
Speaker 3: the door. What happened? What happened when you actually met him?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean gave him a hug, invited him
Speaker 5: in for a drink, and was just like, hey, remember
Speaker 5: I have mentioned drug tests. Can you give me a sample?
Speaker 3: So what was his reaction?
Speaker 5: He was like shocked, like didn't think I was serious.
Speaker 5: I was like, yes, yes, I am.
Speaker 4: You mean most of your dates don't start this way day.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 1: So what did he do? Did he do it?
Speaker 5: I mean heakes a little weird, but he did. He
Speaker 5: he went and did it. It's like one of those
Speaker 5: like from CBS or whatever.
Speaker 2: You yeah, do you know immediately whether he's on drugs
Speaker 2: pretty much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it comes back like ten fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5: You just have to wait for the stick to like
Speaker 5: tell you the colors of what in his key?
Speaker 2: I guess, so it's only within like if you've done
Speaker 2: drugs recently, you don't know about me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happens if it comes up positive? Do you
Speaker 3: immediately not do the date?
Speaker 5: I didn't even think that's the whole point. If it
Speaker 5: comes up positive, he's out the door.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wow, So.
Speaker 1: Are you just sitting in your living room waiting silence?
Speaker 1: Like what is that? What is that time period?
Speaker 5: Like, you know, getting to know each other. I try
Speaker 5: and make a joke about it, like try and have
Speaker 5: a normal time, and then I go back in the
Speaker 5: bathroom in seats and.
Speaker 3: The second that would be awkward combo. Let's not get
Speaker 3: to know each other too well in case you leave
Speaker 3: after this. But what are your interests?
Speaker 4: So just the fact that you want us to reach
Speaker 4: out to Dave must mean that it came back negative.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so then I mean we went to dinner. He
Speaker 5: seemed a little I don't know, rigid or something. Maybe
Speaker 5: he's a little weirded.
Speaker 3: Out, But how did he seem rigid.
Speaker 5: He was just making weird kind of joke, so like
Speaker 5: off handed comments.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 5: At one point I was like, what do you do
Speaker 5: for the weekend? What's your hobbies or whatever? He's like,
Speaker 5: not drug stuff.
Speaker 1: It's kind of funny but also kind of suspicious.
Speaker 3: Or you could have been like, I do tons of
Speaker 3: drugs and that would also be fun.
Speaker 2: It sounds like he's having a hard time getting over
Speaker 2: that initial drug test, the shock.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, and I mean he did also call me
Speaker 5: the FBI bumble.
Speaker 4: I mean, okay, well, but it's cute to establish nicknames
Speaker 4: early on in the relationship.
Speaker 3: So maybe we could look at that as a good
Speaker 3: active game.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, was there any flirting?
Speaker 2: There was flirting.
Speaker 5: I feel like we had a good connection otherwise, like
Speaker 5: when we were talking about other things. But he did
Speaker 5: seem to kind of go back to that a little bit.
Speaker 3: But here's the big question. Was there a kiss.
Speaker 5: There was not a kiss. There was a hub and
Speaker 5: he said he would call me and we'd go out again,
Speaker 5: and then nothing.
Speaker 1: It's a different type of test before the kiss happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely.
Speaker 5: A different type of test before the bed happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, at least you're thinking of that. So it
Speaker 3: sounds like he.
Speaker 4: Couldn't recover from the test, but like why, like he
Speaker 4: passed it.
Speaker 5: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: I think the more you sit with it, probably the
Speaker 2: stranger it starts to feel like maybe you take it
Speaker 2: and then you're just like.
Speaker 1: Why did I what did I just do?
Speaker 2: Or you're into that stuff like don't want to date
Speaker 2: someone who's not.
Speaker 3: Not to mention, it was a huge surprise him.
Speaker 4: He wasn't expecting to actually have to provide a sample
Speaker 4: in front of her on the first time that they met.
Speaker 4: So what's happened since that date ended?
Speaker 3: How long has it been.
Speaker 5: It's been about a week, I guess. I waited a
Speaker 5: couple of days for him to contact me, and then
Speaker 5: I did reach out, like two days ago, just text
Speaker 5: him like, hey, it was great meeting you. I'd love
Speaker 5: to see you again or whatever, and I haven't heard
Speaker 5: of anything.
Speaker 1: It's important that she gets ahold of them. There's not
Speaker 1: many men that can pass that test.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, so it's a big deal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so let's call this guy in a couple of minutes. Here,
Speaker 4: we'll find out what he has to say. I can't
Speaker 4: imagine I mean, you've already tested his pe like it's
Speaker 4: I don't know what base that would be in romance terms,
Speaker 4: fit six base. I think it's not in the ballpark, Okay,
Speaker 4: in the alleyway behind the.
Speaker 1: Ballpark maybe, Okay, yeah, but we're.
Speaker 4: Gonna get whatever his answer is when we call him
Speaker 4: come back, get your second date update.
Speaker 3: Right after this hold on.
Speaker 4: Second date update, I can already picture the wedding vows
Speaker 4: when Dave is up on that altar and says, some
Speaker 4: from the moment you pulled out that six Hounds plastic
Speaker 4: cup and asked me to provide you a sample, I
Speaker 4: knew you were the one.
Speaker 3: Tears everywhere.
Speaker 1: Nothing says love like you'urine testing.
Speaker 3: You know we're not exaggerating either.
Speaker 4: Samantha actually has a rule that she cannot date anyone
Speaker 4: who uses drugs because of her job. It's not allowed
Speaker 4: and to be damaging to her image in her career
Speaker 4: to associate with people like Brook and Jose for example.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's why I want to get a test.
Speaker 3: But that's the thing.
Speaker 4: Her date day did provide a sample past the test
Speaker 4: and was clean, so it should have been smooth sailing
Speaker 4: from there.
Speaker 3: That's what I keep saying, I keep going.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: He was nervous and tough, but he passed. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean it's weird that he was acting so strange
Speaker 4: on the date, right, Samantha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing I forgot to ask. Did you
Speaker 1: explain to him the job aspect of this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean I told him as much as I could
Speaker 5: about my job. I can't really go into a lot
Speaker 5: of details, but you seem to get it.
Speaker 3: He said, you like an important job.
Speaker 5: I have a very important job.
Speaker 3: Well, we have an important job right now.
Speaker 4: To get Dave on the other line and get some
Speaker 4: answers out of him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, drug test him again?
Speaker 1: No, no, no drug test required on this show.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So here we go. I'm in a
Speaker 4: dial Dave's number. Hopefully he picks up. It's not too traumatized,
Speaker 4: but here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Dave? Yeah?
Speaker 6: This is hey Dave.
Speaker 3: How's it going?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: You're on a radio show right now called Brooke and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the show, Dave the radio show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, answers, random, What's what's up?
Speaker 4: This is kind of random, but we're calling on behalf
Speaker 4: of one of our listeners that you went on a
Speaker 4: date with recently a girl named Samantha.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah I remember Samantha.
Speaker 3: I bet yeah.
Speaker 1: I would think that's a date that's hard to forget.
Speaker 4: And so we're doing this segment called a second date
Speaker 4: update because we know there hasn't been a second meetup.
Speaker 4: She's a little bit confused about why it's not happening yet.
Speaker 6: Wait, did she make you guys call me?
Speaker 1: Didn't make Yes, it was a pretty interesting story about
Speaker 1: your date.
Speaker 6: So yeah, it was different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, different is a good way to describe it. According
Speaker 3: to her, she asked you to come pick her up
Speaker 3: at her place. She pulled out a drug test. You
Speaker 3: seemed surprised about that.
Speaker 4: Anybody would be surprised, even though she did mention it
Speaker 4: to you before you went out, and you still were
Speaker 4: shot right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean definitely. It was a first for me
Speaker 6: having a drug test before going on a day for sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Were you worried about passing it?
Speaker 6: No, I mean I'm pretty good about all that stuff.
Speaker 3: But that's what we heard.
Speaker 4: It came back all clean, and you guys went out
Speaker 4: to dinner. But she said that you seemed a little
Speaker 4: bit uncomfortable when you were out because you were making
Speaker 4: some jokes and comments being very adamant about not using drugs.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, like, what else am I supposed to do?
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, I just got a little shocked.
Speaker 1: I actually applauded your humor. What you call her the
Speaker 1: FBI of bumble?
Speaker 6: She said, oh, yeah, yeah, FBI da something.
Speaker 4: I don't know what she does, but yeah, any of
Speaker 4: those initials right.
Speaker 6: So, I mean, yeah, she told you about the drug test,
Speaker 6: But did she tell you about her dog?
Speaker 1: Her dog?
Speaker 6: No, we didn't.
Speaker 1: Did you hear about a dog at the apartment?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: No. So she sets up the date and then we
Speaker 6: go to a bar that's like dog friendly, there's other dogs.
Speaker 6: She didn't come right out and say, but I'm pretty
Speaker 6: sure her dog is like a drug sniffing dog.
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why would you think that?
Speaker 6: It just like stiff in my pants the whole time?
Speaker 6: It's a German Shepherd, Like she's kind of like looking
Speaker 6: at him like wait for him to signal or something
Speaker 6: like it is this awkward, like even after the drug test.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, that would make sense. Why she would need
Speaker 2: a drug test every one? So a dog doesn't attack them?
Speaker 3: Do the dogs instantly attack if they sit, yeah, and
Speaker 3: they're like ready to attack. I think they just point
Speaker 3: at whatever. Still, it would make whatever they do.
Speaker 1: Drug dog before. Yeah, but they scare me, even the beagles.
Speaker 4: So you're saying, are you one hundred percent sure that
Speaker 4: her dog is a drug sniffing one?
Speaker 6: I mean, come on, say, but I mean the way
Speaker 6: he was active. Also the German shepherd and the whole
Speaker 6: drug testing that put it in my head. I was
Speaker 6: like one plus one equals too. You know.
Speaker 5: I feel like all German shepherds are drug dogs, you know,
Speaker 5: the ones that aren't trained their snitches.
Speaker 3: The other ones.
Speaker 1: Did it go to other people at the bar?
Speaker 2: Like was it sniffing out?
Speaker 6: I mean she was hold a pretty tightly show, so
Speaker 6: I really don't know you.
Speaker 2: Even though you were totally clean and innocent, I would
Speaker 2: start to feel like I was on drugs in that moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah drug lord.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, like I was like Walter White.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The only way to find out for sure the status
Speaker 4: of her and her dog is to just ask Samantha,
Speaker 4: who's on the other line right now waiting to talk
Speaker 4: to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, you didn't tell me she was listening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how this worse. But Samantha there, Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm here.
Speaker 4: Oh would you would like to address the allegations against
Speaker 4: your dog? Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, my dog is not a drug sniffing dog, And
Speaker 5: that sounds really paranoid.
Speaker 4: Drug users are a little bit paranoid. He wouldn't be
Speaker 4: so upset about it if he didn't have something to hide.
Speaker 3: The girls just said.
Speaker 1: At the airport, I'm always scared the same.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think it's just suspicions that, like,
Speaker 5: you passed the test, but then like what are you hiding?
Speaker 5: Like you seriously think I also brought a drug sniffing dog.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, what else am I supposed to think?
Speaker 6: Like this is the first time I ever had a drug test,
Speaker 6: and then you have the way to dogs acting.
Speaker 5: I mean, I've been honest about everything. I told you
Speaker 5: ahead of time that that's what was gonna happen. You
Speaker 5: showed up, you passed it, Like what are you?
Speaker 3: What are you hiding?
Speaker 5: If you're thinking like you're automatically.
Speaker 6: The whole thing was just such a bizarre experience. It
Speaker 6: was supposed to be a date like romantic and fun.
Speaker 6: That wasn't any of that, Like have you ever had
Speaker 6: one of those words like fun or do you I.
Speaker 5: Mean, I feel like, if you have nothing to hide,
Speaker 5: then it should have just been a like a you know,
Speaker 5: you pass this test and now let's go have fun
Speaker 5: and like be normal and not worry about it.
Speaker 6: Ever again she doesn't sketchy, or yeah, you could just
Speaker 6: leave your German shepherd at home and then we could
Speaker 6: go through.
Speaker 2: Something like I mean, I do I feel like you
Speaker 2: should just say, oh my god, I'm so sorry for
Speaker 2: the mising communication.
Speaker 1: It's not a drug dog like.
Speaker 5: It honestly did not occur to me. That's why I'm
Speaker 5: just like, I don't know how to have responded it.
Speaker 6: Oh, could not occur to you.
Speaker 5: I mean, at the end of the day, the way
Speaker 5: you're talking to me right now makes it seem like
Speaker 5: maybe you did drugs in the past. You're a little defensive,
Speaker 5: like what is that about? What it sounds like you're
Speaker 5: hiding something and so yeah, I mean I'm curious, like
Speaker 5: what that's all about.
Speaker 6: This is exactly why I called you the FBI.
Speaker 5: If there's smoke, there's fire, and so I wouldn't be
Speaker 5: doing this if it wasn't actually an issue in it.
Speaker 2: If there's smoke, you'll buy Jose, so's it's true?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, oh god, we're such degenerates.
Speaker 3: So listen, Dave.
Speaker 4: At the end of the day, maybe Samantha should ease
Speaker 4: up on it. But at the same time, Dave made
Speaker 4: an assumption that wasn't true.
Speaker 1: Okay, So now that you know that it's a non
Speaker 1: drug sniffing dog.
Speaker 4: Like, so that's that's both of them making a mistake.
Speaker 4: We agree that we're all flawed, but none of us
Speaker 4: do drugs. Not on the No one on this call does.
Speaker 4: So none of our listeners either, right, listeners, Yeah, you
Speaker 4: don't do it. So let's just try and come together
Speaker 4: for one more date that we would pay for.
Speaker 3: What do you think, Dave? No more drug test though, right?
Speaker 1: And no doubtmantic Dave? How could you say no?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, I don't know, like I kind of feel
Speaker 6: like I've been interrogated or so, like I'm a war
Speaker 6: criminal or something.
Speaker 1: Well, she hasn't actually looked into that part of your life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: background check out yet, I'm sure she has.
Speaker 3: That might be her version of for play. Samantha at
Speaker 3: this point, do you still even want to go out
Speaker 3: with Dave?
Speaker 5: I would go out with Dave again. I mean, I
Speaker 5: haven't seen any other red.
Speaker 3: Flags other than his, like Karen Oyan.
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, compared to most people dating online, that
Speaker 4: is a plus, Dave.
Speaker 3: It's up to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, as long as you don't bring the doctor,
Speaker 6: I'll do one more time.
Speaker 2: I don't expect that drugs this date because she's not
Speaker 2: going to test you.
Speaker 6: I heard that.
Speaker 4: Second test is comment get the gloves ready.
Speaker 3: Looking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: This is a great example of how not every first
Speaker 4: date goes perfectly with non stop romance and constant farty conversations.
Speaker 1: None of them or any romance.
Speaker 3: There is no all like a job interview.
Speaker 1: About each other.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's the only time a man has pulled
Speaker 2: down his pants on a date and it has not
Speaker 2: been for why, you don't see.
Speaker 4: Sometimes even good relationships start with hiccups and mistakes where
Speaker 4: maybe you spill some ketchup on your shirt, maybe you
Speaker 4: get cavity searched by her bomb sniffing dog by the dog.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, things don't always play out like the fairy tales say.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's you and the dogs, jeff but my.
Speaker 3: Mind goes places.
Speaker 4: Okay, so let's just remember that even if your first
Speaker 4: date didn't go perfectly, there's always a chance it could.
Speaker 3: Work out again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and as sterile as you can get, Stare is
Speaker 2: a good I still wonder.
Speaker 3: What her job was. She's so serious everything.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not as serious as she thinks.
Speaker 3: She takes its seriously. She checks tickets at Disneyland.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but anyway, if you want some help in your
Speaker 4: dating life, email the show. We'll call that person who's
Speaker 4: not calling you back, and go check out all of
Speaker 4: our second date updates wherever you get yours at Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey