WEBVTT - Second Date Update: CSI Dinner Investigation 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:01.520 It's your brand new Second Date podcast. 0:00:01.560 --> 0:00:03.480 Thanks so much for being here. It's Brook and Jeffrey 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:06.000 in the Morning. And I gotta say I think we 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:09.280 were all floored that this guy agreed to do one 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:12.720 thing before they were able to go out on a date. Yeah, 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:15.520 please comment if you would do it. I want to 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:18.160 know or how hot the person would have to be 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:20.079 in order for you to say yes. 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:22.680 Bro Right, I don't want to give away too much. 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:24.680 This is a predicament. I don't know what I would do. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.800 I would cheat. I shouldn't even say that much. 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:30.639 Well, I think you would have to. Yeah, I would 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:32.479 have specifically. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:34.440 You guys think you got to listen to you. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:36.240 Here in a second. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:39.520 Thank you so much for subscribing and for commenting, whether 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:42.440 that's on Spotify or YouTube for Apple Music. What do 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:45.400 you see in Alexis Yeah, beast Life twenty one said, 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:46.440 first time commenting. 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:48.960 I listened at my gas station job. It gets really 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:51.600 busy sometimes and customers can be a pain. Thank you 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:53.320 for being you directed to everyone. 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.480 You have us on the gas station. Hold on, turn 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:58.480 us up real quick. Hey, I see you back there. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.920 Don't steal that. Hey, get out of here. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.040 Yeah, he doesn't care. 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:08.320 Yeah, all right, Hey, thanks so much for being here. 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:10.080 Your brand new second date starts right now. 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:12.600 Second Date, up date. 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:18.440 Some people have caveats in order to date them where 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:21.640 it's like, I'm attracted to you, our vibe is really good, 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:24.479 but if you want to go out with me, yeah, 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:28.640 this one little thing needs to happen first before I 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:33.679 can say yes. Like for me personally, I can only 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:36.200 go out with you if you let my mom. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:37.240 Dress you for the date. 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.840 Because even though I don't want her to be a 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:43.480 part of my love life, she does insist I don't 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:48.400 date people who dress too trampy, So I don't want 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.080 to upset my mother with the people that I date. 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.559 That's just my one thing. And then we're good. 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:55.560 That made you so intive. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:01.080 Sentence was really One of our listens has an important 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:04.440 caveat that she says as an instant deal breaker if 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:05.600 the guy says no. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:09.440 And I'm interested to hear what this is. So Samantha, 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:11.880 welcome to the show. We want to know what your 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:12.680 caveat is. 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.680 Who we're starting right at the top. I love it. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:19.919 Yeah, my caveat is I drug test the guys before 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:20.640 I go out with the. 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:28.320 Drug. That sounds fun. What are you looking for? 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.440 So I have a serious job. I like, you know, 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.839 I'm kind of a serious person and I don't want 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:37.120 to mess waste my time on somebody who's doing stupid. 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:41.200 Oh you want the test to come back negative? Interesting? 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:43.920 If it's not positive. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:44.320 We're not hanging out. 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:47.800 Our drug test work here at the radio got you? Okay? Interesting? 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:50.000 And men actually agree to do this. 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:52.800 For you generally it's fine. Yeah, they don't tend to 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:54.000 have an issue with it. 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:55.919 I mean, you don't do anything. 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:59.200 You'd be like, okay, is it like's I mean, yeah, 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:00.000 that's what I tell you? 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:03.280 So hard drugs or fun drugs? What are you looking for? 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:08.840 Definitely looking for? 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:13.120 Just like no drugs, I guess. Also, yeah, obviously they 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:15.160 could like get some dude's tea or whatever. So no, 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.280 we do it at a my apartment when they come 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:17.760 pick me up. 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.639 Okay, So clearly this must have happened with your date 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:22.720 that you're going to be telling us about here. 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:23.880 That is correct. 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:24.600 Should we just have. 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:25.280 One more question? 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.440 Are they giving a heads up before they get to 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.800 the apartment or is it a surprise drug test? 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.839 Well, for example, like with the guy that we're talking 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.920 about right now, we were chatting on for a couple 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.200 of days or whatever, and I didn't mention like, hey, 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:40.000 I'd like to go out with you. Yeah, but this 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.840 is my one caveat right, And he just kind of 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.800 like l O L And I thought it was a 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:50.040 joke maybe, but he was like, Okay, I could see 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:50.760 that being a joke. 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.400 Like, by the way, I'm gonna drug test you when 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:55.000 you get here. Okay, So what's this guy's name? 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:56.320 By the way, Dave? 0:03:56.720 --> 0:04:00.720 Dave? Okay, so Dave laughed when you suggest then at 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.000 the door. What happened? What happened when you actually met him? 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.360 Yeah, well, I mean gave him a hug, invited him 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.720 in for a drink, and was just like, hey, remember 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:10.600 I have mentioned drug tests. Can you give me a sample? 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:12.360 So what was his reaction? 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:16.080 He was like shocked, like didn't think I was serious. 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:17.920 I was like, yes, yes, I am. 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:21.760 You mean most of your dates don't start this way day. 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:22.640 That's weird. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:24.040 So what did he do? Did he do it? 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.360 I mean heakes a little weird, but he did. He 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:29.120 he went and did it. It's like one of those 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:30.280 like from CBS or whatever. 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:34.560 You yeah, do you know immediately whether he's on drugs 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:35.159 pretty much. 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.440 Yeah, I mean it comes back like ten fifteen minutes. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.080 You just have to wait for the stick to like 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.640 tell you the colors of what in his key? 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:44.240 I guess, so it's only within like if you've done 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:45.960 drugs recently, you don't know about me. 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:49.800 Yeah, what happens if it comes up positive? Do you 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:51.320 immediately not do the date? 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.000 I didn't even think that's the whole point. If it 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:55.240 comes up positive, he's out the door. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:56.640 Oh my god, wow, So. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:05:00.839 Are you just sitting in your living room waiting silence? 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.240 Like what is that? What is that time period? 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:05.760 Like, you know, getting to know each other. I try 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.320 and make a joke about it, like try and have 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.359 a normal time, and then I go back in the 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:11.520 bathroom in seats and. 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.400 The second that would be awkward combo. Let's not get 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:16.080 to know each other too well in case you leave 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.520 after this. But what are your interests? 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.159 So just the fact that you want us to reach 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:22.960 out to Dave must mean that it came back negative. 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:28.160 Yeah, so then I mean we went to dinner. He 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:31.279 seemed a little I don't know, rigid or something. Maybe 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:32.600 he's a little weirded. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:35.320 Out, But how did he seem rigid. 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:37.760 He was just making weird kind of joke, so like 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:38.880 off handed comments. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:39.160 You know. 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:40.520 At one point I was like, what do you do 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.240 for the weekend? What's your hobbies or whatever? He's like, 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:44.200 not drug stuff. 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.839 It's kind of funny but also kind of suspicious. 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:50.760 Or you could have been like, I do tons of 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:52.000 drugs and that would also be fun. 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.320 It sounds like he's having a hard time getting over 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.279 that initial drug test, the shock. 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:59.359 Okay, yeah, and I mean he did also call me 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:00.400 the FBI bumble. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:04.200 I mean, okay, well, but it's cute to establish nicknames 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.480 early on in the relationship. 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:07.360 So maybe we could look at that as a good 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:08.520 active game. 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:12.279 Okay, Okay, was there any flirting? 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:13.800 There was flirting. 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:16.400 I feel like we had a good connection otherwise, like 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:18.560 when we were talking about other things. But he did 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:20.560 seem to kind of go back to that a little bit. 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:23.599 But here's the big question. Was there a kiss. 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:27.280 There was not a kiss. There was a hub and 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:30.159 he said he would call me and we'd go out again, 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:31.279 and then nothing. 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.479 It's a different type of test before the kiss happens. 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:35.760 Yeah, it's definitely. 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.200 A different type of test before the bed happened. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:40.000 Yeah. Well, at least you're thinking of that. So it 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:40.680 sounds like he. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:43.120 Couldn't recover from the test, but like why, like he 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:43.840 passed it. 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:44.520 That's the thing. 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:46.680 I think the more you sit with it, probably the 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.479 stranger it starts to feel like maybe you take it 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:50.320 and then you're just like. 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:51.840 Why did I what did I just do? 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:53.560 Or you're into that stuff like don't want to date 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:59.320 someone who's not. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.640 Not to mention, it was a huge surprise him. 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:01.800 He wasn't expecting to actually have to provide a sample 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.280 in front of her on the first time that they met. 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:07.360 So what's happened since that date ended? 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:08.200 How long has it been. 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.400 It's been about a week, I guess. I waited a 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.000 couple of days for him to contact me, and then 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.840 I did reach out, like two days ago, just text 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:17.760 him like, hey, it was great meeting you. I'd love 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:19.840 to see you again or whatever, and I haven't heard 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:20.240 of anything. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:22.120 It's important that she gets ahold of them. There's not 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:23.400 many men that can pass that test. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.480 Yeah, right, so it's a big deal. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:29.160 Yeah, so let's call this guy in a couple of minutes. Here, 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:31.680 we'll find out what he has to say. I can't 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.520 imagine I mean, you've already tested his pe like it's 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:37.600 I don't know what base that would be in romance terms, 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:42.000 fit six base. I think it's not in the ballpark, Okay, 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:43.840 in the alleyway behind the. 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:45.800 Ballpark maybe, Okay, yeah, but we're. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:47.960 Gonna get whatever his answer is when we call him 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:49.480 come back, get your second date update. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:50.760 Right after this hold on. 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:56.800 Second date update, I can already picture the wedding vows 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.680 when Dave is up on that altar and says, some 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.560 from the moment you pulled out that six Hounds plastic 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:07.040 cup and asked me to provide you a sample, I 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.160 knew you were the one. 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:12.720 Tears everywhere. 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:14.520 Nothing says love like you'urine testing. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.040 You know we're not exaggerating either. 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.720 Samantha actually has a rule that she cannot date anyone 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:24.560 who uses drugs because of her job. It's not allowed 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:26.760 and to be damaging to her image in her career 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:30.520 to associate with people like Brook and Jose for example. 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:36.160 Yeah, so that's why I want to get a test. 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:37.920 But that's the thing. 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:40.839 Her date day did provide a sample past the test 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.600 and was clean, so it should have been smooth sailing 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:44.040 from there. 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:45.680 That's what I keep saying, I keep going. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:45.920 Man. 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:48.760 He was nervous and tough, but he passed. Yeah. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:51.319 I mean it's weird that he was acting so strange 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:52.480 on the date, right, Samantha. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:56.360 Yeah, that's the thing I forgot to ask. Did you 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:58.679 explain to him the job aspect of this? 0:08:59.120 --> 0:08:59.320 Yeah? 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.000 I mean I told him as much as I could 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:02.800 about my job. I can't really go into a lot 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:04.360 of details, but you seem to get it. 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.120 He said, you like an important job. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:10.200 I have a very important job. 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:13.520 Well, we have an important job right now. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.520 To get Dave on the other line and get some 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:16.559 answers out of him. 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:17.960 Yeah, drug test him again? 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:20.680 No, no, no drug test required on this show. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:21.640 Yeah. 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:24.040 Yeah, all right, So here we go. I'm in a 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:27.160 dial Dave's number. Hopefully he picks up. It's not too traumatized, 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:27.599 but here we go. 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:35.959 Hello. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:38.760 Hey, is this Dave? Yeah? 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.200 This is hey Dave. 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:40.720 How's it going? 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:40.880 Man? 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:42.520 You're on a radio show right now called Brooke and 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:43.319 Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:46.960 Hey, welcome to the show, Dave the radio show. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:53.400 Yeah, answers, random, What's what's up? 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:59.640 This is kind of random, but we're calling on behalf 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.440 of one of our listeners that you went on a 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:04.920 date with recently a girl named Samantha. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:08.120 Oh okay, yeah I remember Samantha. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:09.200 I bet yeah. 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.680 I would think that's a date that's hard to forget. 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.559 And so we're doing this segment called a second date 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:19.000 update because we know there hasn't been a second meetup. 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:22.720 She's a little bit confused about why it's not happening yet. 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.120 Wait, did she make you guys call me? 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:29.840 Didn't make Yes, it was a pretty interesting story about 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:30.240 your date. 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:32.360 So yeah, it was different. 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:35.760 Yeah, different is a good way to describe it. According 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:37.480 to her, she asked you to come pick her up 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:40.200 at her place. She pulled out a drug test. You 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.200 seemed surprised about that. 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:46.120 Anybody would be surprised, even though she did mention it 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.360 to you before you went out, and you still were 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:49.719 shot right. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:51.760 Yeah, I mean definitely. It was a first for me 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.120 having a drug test before going on a day for sure. 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:55.600 Yeah. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:58.199 Were you worried about passing it? 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:02.480 No, I mean I'm pretty good about all that stuff. 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:05.000 But that's what we heard. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:06.920 It came back all clean, and you guys went out 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.440 to dinner. But she said that you seemed a little 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:13.200 bit uncomfortable when you were out because you were making 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:17.560 some jokes and comments being very adamant about not using drugs. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:19.640 Yeah, I mean, like, what else am I supposed to do? 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:21.400 I mean, yeah, I just got a little shocked. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.440 I actually applauded your humor. What you call her the 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:25.439 FBI of bumble? 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.920 She said, oh, yeah, yeah, FBI da something. 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:34.000 I don't know what she does, but yeah, any of 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:35.079 those initials right. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.400 So, I mean, yeah, she told you about the drug test, 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:38.880 But did she tell you about her dog? 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:39.640 Her dog? 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:40.800 No, we didn't. 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.440 Did you hear about a dog at the apartment? 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:44.560 Yeah? 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:46.560 No. So she sets up the date and then we 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:50.920 go to a bar that's like dog friendly, there's other dogs. 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.320 She didn't come right out and say, but I'm pretty 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.800 sure her dog is like a drug sniffing dog. 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:57.240 What what? 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:58.800 Yeah? 0:11:58.840 --> 0:11:59.840 Why would you think that? 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.240 It just like stiff in my pants the whole time? 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:05.320 It's a German Shepherd, Like she's kind of like looking 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.360 at him like wait for him to signal or something 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:10.600 like it is this awkward, like even after the drug test. 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.200 Yeah, honestly, that would make sense. Why she would need 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:17.080 a drug test every one? So a dog doesn't attack them? 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:23.280 Do the dogs instantly attack if they sit, yeah, and 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:25.160 they're like ready to attack. I think they just point 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.640 at whatever. Still, it would make whatever they do. 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:34.160 Drug dog before. Yeah, but they scare me, even the beagles. 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:37.280 So you're saying, are you one hundred percent sure that 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.000 her dog is a drug sniffing one? 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:41.079 I mean, come on, say, but I mean the way 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:44.439 he was active. Also the German shepherd and the whole 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.040 drug testing that put it in my head. I was 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:47.640 like one plus one equals too. You know. 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:50.240 I feel like all German shepherds are drug dogs, you know, 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:51.559 the ones that aren't trained their snitches. 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:52.400 The other ones. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:53.800 Did it go to other people at the bar? 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:57.040 Like was it sniffing out? 0:12:58.120 --> 0:12:59.920 I mean she was hold a pretty tightly show, so 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:01.480 I really don't know you. 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:04.280 Even though you were totally clean and innocent, I would 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.199 start to feel like I was on drugs in that moment. 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.120 Yeah yeah, yeah drug lord. 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:11.640 Yeah. 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:13.520 Well, like I was like Walter White. 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:14.560 Yeah. 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:16.920 The only way to find out for sure the status 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.720 of her and her dog is to just ask Samantha, 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:21.640 who's on the other line right now waiting to talk 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:21.920 to you. 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:24.840 Yeah, dude, you didn't tell me she was listening. 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:31.560 Yeah, that's how this worse. But Samantha there, Oh god, yeah, 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:32.000 I'm here. 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:36.320 Oh would you would like to address the allegations against 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:37.560 your dog? Uh? 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:41.080 Yeah, my dog is not a drug sniffing dog, And 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:45.480 that sounds really paranoid. 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:48.120 Drug users are a little bit paranoid. He wouldn't be 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:50.360 so upset about it if he didn't have something to hide. 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:51.839 The girls just said. 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:56.400 At the airport, I'm always scared the same. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.120 I don't know. I think it's just suspicions that, like, 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:01.440 you passed the test, but then like what are you hiding? 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:05.360 Like you seriously think I also brought a drug sniffing dog. 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:07.920 Well, I mean, what else am I supposed to think? 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:09.880 Like this is the first time I ever had a drug test, 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:11.280 and then you have the way to dogs acting. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:14.120 I mean, I've been honest about everything. I told you 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:15.880 ahead of time that that's what was gonna happen. You 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.200 showed up, you passed it, Like what are you? 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:19.160 What are you hiding? 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:21.320 If you're thinking like you're automatically. 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:26.320 The whole thing was just such a bizarre experience. It 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:29.040 was supposed to be a date like romantic and fun. 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.240 That wasn't any of that, Like have you ever had 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:33.640 one of those words like fun or do you I. 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.720 Mean, I feel like, if you have nothing to hide, 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:37.560 then it should have just been a like a you know, 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:39.720 you pass this test and now let's go have fun 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:41.480 and like be normal and not worry about it. 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:44.520 Ever again she doesn't sketchy, or yeah, you could just 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.640 leave your German shepherd at home and then we could 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:47.120 go through. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:51.040 Something like I mean, I do I feel like you 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:52.920 should just say, oh my god, I'm so sorry for 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:54.200 the mising communication. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:55.640 It's not a drug dog like. 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.120 It honestly did not occur to me. That's why I'm 0:14:58.160 --> 0:14:59.920 just like, I don't know how to have responded it. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.240 Oh, could not occur to you. 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:04.640 I mean, at the end of the day, the way 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:06.720 you're talking to me right now makes it seem like 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:09.320 maybe you did drugs in the past. You're a little defensive, 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.800 like what is that about? What it sounds like you're 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:16.400 hiding something and so yeah, I mean I'm curious, like 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:17.440 what that's all about. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.720 This is exactly why I called you the FBI. 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.680 If there's smoke, there's fire, and so I wouldn't be 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:27.360 doing this if it wasn't actually an issue in it. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.800 If there's smoke, you'll buy Jose, so's it's true? 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:32.320 Yeah? 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:37.680 Yeah, I mean, oh god, we're such degenerates. 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:39.480 So listen, Dave. 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:43.000 At the end of the day, maybe Samantha should ease 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:46.200 up on it. But at the same time, Dave made 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:47.760 an assumption that wasn't true. 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:50.200 Okay, So now that you know that it's a non 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:51.560 drug sniffing dog. 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:54.080 Like, so that's that's both of them making a mistake. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.760 We agree that we're all flawed, but none of us 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.320 do drugs. Not on the No one on this call does. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:02.680 So none of our listeners either, right, listeners, Yeah, you 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:05.280 don't do it. So let's just try and come together 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.200 for one more date that we would pay for. 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:10.680 What do you think, Dave? No more drug test though, right? 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:12.920 And no doubtmantic Dave? How could you say no? 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:15.160 Yeah? Yeah, I don't know, like I kind of feel 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.160 like I've been interrogated or so, like I'm a war 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:18.040 criminal or something. 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:21.840 Well, she hasn't actually looked into that part of your life. Yeah, 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.000 background check out yet, I'm sure she has. 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:27.960 That might be her version of for play. Samantha at 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:29.560 this point, do you still even want to go out 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:29.960 with Dave? 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:32.600 I would go out with Dave again. I mean, I 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.240