Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to this definitive edition of blackout Rage
Speaker 1: Galtrend Electric or oh wait, black Outrage Galtrend two Electric
Speaker 1: Trend to Lou. I know y'all talked about borgs before,
Speaker 1: but talk about I want to talk about borgs, okay,
Speaker 1: And they used to call me Ernest Borg nine. How
Speaker 1: I would hit nine borgs in one night? Okay, they
Speaker 1: don't know about me, but we will get that. We'll
Speaker 1: get to that a little bit later. It's me Miles
Speaker 1: G in the Place to Be with my co host
Speaker 1: b E Double c A. What's good today, Becca, I'm
Speaker 1: excited to talk about boorgs. Man, I'll get a chance
Speaker 1: to talk about them. Good good. We missed out on
Speaker 1: the borg discourse. And guess what I'm pulling up in
Speaker 1: the board cube call me ice cube, but bord cube.
Speaker 1: But first, we're not talking about that. We talked about
Speaker 1: that later. First, Duncan is the first friend we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about. Um. They're being sued by a very loyal
Speaker 1: user who basically is saying this may okay, this is
Speaker 1: a Boston resident. It's like the most Boston shit ever.
Speaker 1: This dude who lives in Boston. He's suing Duncan. He's
Speaker 1: suing the Donkeys, claiming that it's mobile app is quote
Speaker 1: adding undisclosed charges for add ons like butter and cream cheese. So,
Speaker 1: for example, his order for an ice coffee, which costs
Speaker 1: three dollars and sixty nine cents and in everything bagel
Speaker 1: with cream cheese three dollars and nine cents, came to
Speaker 1: eight oh three before tax. Now, I can do some
Speaker 1: quick maths, and that is not that's not three point
Speaker 1: six nine and three point nine does not make that.
Speaker 1: So he was being charged a dollar twenty five more
Speaker 1: than he should have been. And what makes this thing
Speaker 1: even more confusing, apparently, is that some locations don't add
Speaker 1: like tack on extra charges for things like this. So
Speaker 1: this man is like, look, man, this is bullshit. He
Speaker 1: is seeking a whopping twenty five dollars in damages plus
Speaker 1: legal fees because he's just saying, look man, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be an asshole, but like, I
Speaker 1: just want my cream cheese and butter charges. Like I
Speaker 1: shop enough at Duncan that I want to use my
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars to get more Duncan. Yeah, but don't
Speaker 1: take away my dollars that I'm going to already spend
Speaker 1: that the Duncan, I'm gonna give them back to you.
Speaker 1: You might as well just settle. I'm not joking. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give it all right back to you. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. It might be Duncan. What's funny, too,
Speaker 1: is like the lawsuit does acknowledge that the plaintiff is
Speaker 1: still using the app everything that's going on, because he's
Speaker 1: still gonna get my points he wants. That is honestly,
Speaker 1: like you should hire, like hire that person because it
Speaker 1: sounds like they love the brand so much. Like I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna abandon y'all, like I will get ripped off.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something about it. But yeah, I'm still
Speaker 1: gonna get ripped off because I am a loyal customer. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And apparently there's also been happening like the McDonald's app,
Speaker 1: so whatever I mean. I think it happens to a
Speaker 1: lot of fast food or really apps in general. I
Speaker 1: go to a local I was about to say Burger,
Speaker 1: and that's not correct, Bagel spot down the street, and
Speaker 1: if you order not off the app, but if you
Speaker 1: order off of like, um, I don't know whatever. Google
Speaker 1: tells you like, if you go to Google Maps and
Speaker 1: you click the link to order for pickup, it'll do
Speaker 1: a bunch of add ons that if I were to
Speaker 1: just like order at the window with the same ad ons,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't cost as much. So it is, I think,
Speaker 1: just like a weird issue that a lot of apps
Speaker 1: have when ordering food for pickup online. Yeah, stupid, Yeah, Look,
Speaker 1: everyone's gotta do what they gotta do. Ike pearl Mutter
Speaker 1: is trending. And if you don't know who Ike pearl
Speaker 1: Mutter is, he is the you know, the racist, woman
Speaker 1: hating head of Marvel Entertainment who was famously broker the
Speaker 1: deal for the four billion dollars sail of Marvel to Disney.
Speaker 1: But today it turns out he got got by Bob
Speaker 1: Biker's cost cutting measures because while they're cutting seven thousand jobs,
Speaker 1: apparently he is one of them. This man, this eight
Speaker 1: year old Pearl Mutter confirmed on Wednesday that yeah he's yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: he's out of here. One blessing from What's Wild is
Speaker 1: this guy is such a documented weirdo slash piece of
Speaker 1: trash that you're like, what, why are y'all rocket with
Speaker 1: this guy for so long? So This is just a
Speaker 1: few of the things that our writer Jam pointed out. First, up,
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was accused of bribing cops to
Speaker 1: renew his gun license like movie premiere tickets. Okay. He
Speaker 1: was also part of a quote bizarre legal drama at
Speaker 1: this like Palm Beach residential community he lived out because
Speaker 1: old um he would. He was accused of sending out
Speaker 1: like anonymous hate mail to another resident who I think
Speaker 1: was also like a billionaire, and then sued that guy
Speaker 1: and claimed that he tried to quote harvest his DNA
Speaker 1: to frame him for the letters. Oh okay, but is it.
Speaker 1: It's like, how would you frame them if really if
Speaker 1: you're harvesting the DNA more to prove right, because it's
Speaker 1: like you probably right. But I think if you're good
Speaker 1: at like frivolous lawsuits to try and jam someone up,
Speaker 1: you're just trying to like portray what they're doing as
Speaker 1: something fucked up or they're like, actually know what he's
Speaker 1: doing is trying to frame me for the letters, I wrote, Loki,
Speaker 1: but that'll come out later on um. Also, obviously he's
Speaker 1: a huge Trump supporter and was part of like this
Speaker 1: group of Mara Lago dudes who would basically were Trump's
Speaker 1: advisors on fucking veterans issues. All right, Yeah, was this
Speaker 1: man a veteran? I have no idea. I don't think so,
Speaker 1: sound like it. Yeah, you know he was not. We confirmed, No,
Speaker 1: he has never served in the US military. But cool.
Speaker 1: But he knows about Iron Man and how iron Man
Speaker 1: and war Machine could fuck up a lot of people
Speaker 1: in the military sold in America, our soldier. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: will not turn our back on him. Yeah, and again,
Speaker 1: I think more importantly, like again, he's the sexist, racist
Speaker 1: trash bag who basically kept Marvel from making movies starring
Speaker 1: superheroes who were women or people of color. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously I don't know if all of the
Speaker 1: blame lies with pro Mutter, but he literally told the
Speaker 1: Consumer Products division that this is going to get brace
Speaker 1: yourself for some intense racism. All black people look the same.
Speaker 1: When Don Cheetle replaced Terrence Howard and that three black
Speaker 1: female executives quit the division quote after complaining about Pearl Mutter.
Speaker 1: That is such a crazy stage. Yeah, and all they did,
Speaker 1: they did that shit like what the church does when
Speaker 1: like one of these priests is like out here, like
Speaker 1: violating people, like they just put him in another division.
Speaker 1: Oh of course. And then I mean that's so many
Speaker 1: different things, right, yeah, yeah, we can't fire them, just
Speaker 1: put them in like they basically said, here, you're in
Speaker 1: this like smaller division where you basically can't get in
Speaker 1: the way of making movies anymore. But it's also like,
Speaker 1: come on, Disney, what the fuck like if you know
Speaker 1: all of it? Whatever, why am I being like, come on,
Speaker 1: massive media corporation, do better? And then before we take
Speaker 1: a break, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee is trending because he
Speaker 1: shared this like prerecorded video where he talks about how
Speaker 1: he knew two of the victims of the school shooting
Speaker 1: that took place earlier this week. In fact us, the
Speaker 1: principle and the substitute who were killed have been friends
Speaker 1: of theirs for decades apparently, and his wife worked with them,
Speaker 1: like in education, and the wife was supposed to meet
Speaker 1: the principle for dinner that night. And then so he
Speaker 1: he has like this video talking about, Oh so heartbreaking
Speaker 1: we knew these people, not one fucking mention of gun control.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's like it's so upsetting that
Speaker 1: it's like you can personally know victims and still be
Speaker 1: so ruled by your pocketbook that you don't want to
Speaker 1: make a change. Like that is so abhorrent, Like it
Speaker 1: makes my stomach churn. You just sold out two people
Speaker 1: who lost their lives needlessly, like you've sold them out
Speaker 1: for your own. You shouldn't have to know them to
Speaker 1: have empathy for them and make change, but you did,
Speaker 1: and you still don't have enough empathy to make change,
Speaker 1: or if you're gonna evoke their memory or invoke their memory,
Speaker 1: then you have to, like at the least you think. Okay, logically,
Speaker 1: he could be like, hey, how y'all gonna get mad
Speaker 1: at me on this one? I think we got to
Speaker 1: do something now, Like I knew them, Okay, I was
Speaker 1: fucking around before because I never really came to my doorstep.
Speaker 1: Now it has, my fucking values have changed. But still
Speaker 1: he's like, uh, and their NR check in Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I still getting that other gun lobby one okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So that's a tragedy what happened, And we will do something.
Speaker 1: We will hold a vigil, yeah, like god godly, as
Speaker 1: my grandfather used to say, all right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: And Howard Schultz is trend because he is he is
Speaker 1: basically some American cheese between two pieces of wonderbread because
Speaker 1: he is getting grilled cheese the fuck out on Capitol Hill.
Speaker 1: Although I don't know where it goes in terms of
Speaker 1: laws and things like that. However, Bernie Sanders is getting
Speaker 1: in his shit over his you know, very very aggressive
Speaker 1: union busting. We've talked about Howard Saltz before on this show,
Speaker 1: the attempts he's made to discourage people from joining unions,
Speaker 1: his own union busting in the past, or even like
Speaker 1: that time he tried to evoke the Holocaust as a
Speaker 1: reason to not unionize, and it was very very I
Speaker 1: mean the way stores are just shutting down. Starbuckses are
Speaker 1: shutting down, ye don't no reason because really they had
Speaker 1: started a union and they're like, oh, well, we're not
Speaker 1: getting enough sales here exactly. So I just want to
Speaker 1: hear because this is very interesting. Bernie's asking Howard Saltz,
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, about your union busting, and he's
Speaker 1: never he's not actually quite copying to the fact that
Speaker 1: he's not denying the fact that he's a union busting
Speaker 1: nas dude. But he's like, come on, man, let's listen
Speaker 1: to this short exchange. Have you ever threatened, coerced, or
Speaker 1: intimidated a work for supporting a union. I've had conversations
Speaker 1: that could have been interpreted in a different way than
Speaker 1: I intended. That's up to the person who received the
Speaker 1: information that I spoke to him about. Were you informed
Speaker 1: of or involved in the decision to withhold benefits from
Speaker 1: Starbucks workers in unionized stores, including higher pay and fast
Speaker 1: a sick time accrual. My understanding, I understand when we
Speaker 1: created the benefits in May. One may see already it's
Speaker 1: already he's already turning to it. Yeah. Yeah, So this
Speaker 1: is that snaky language people got to use when they
Speaker 1: get like they know that they've been had here and
Speaker 1: are rather they're up against it, and they know have
Speaker 1: I done that? Well, I've spoken to people that maybe
Speaker 1: took that as that, But that's on them. Really. If
Speaker 1: I'm like I don't do it, If I go like this,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a good idea or whatever, the
Speaker 1: buck or obviously he's probably just lying straight up and
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, man, we're gonna yeah, we're don't join
Speaker 1: the unit. It will If you can't say no, then
Speaker 1: the answer is yes. You know, like if it's not
Speaker 1: on far no, then you absolutely have intimidated people, like
Speaker 1: because it should be pretty black and white, like do
Speaker 1: they lose benefits or not? You know, right, do their
Speaker 1: hours cut or not? We'll see where this goes. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's it's just really interesting about that.
Speaker 1: It's so aggressive, like what this company has done, and
Speaker 1: so many companies are doing now, um, and like the
Speaker 1: basically slow speed at which it takes to like actually
Speaker 1: have protections for workers. Um. But you know what strike
Speaker 1: on because it definitely affects their business model and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: doing you know, we gotta we gotta stick together, especially
Speaker 1: when we're just trying to get our fair peace. Uh.
Speaker 1: Next up, Jennifer Aniston. She's she's doing the this thing
Speaker 1: that we hear all the time, saying friends is now
Speaker 1: deemed quote offensive by a whole generation of kids. She
Speaker 1: goes on on the on the she goes on to say,
Speaker 1: in the past, you could joke about a biggot and
Speaker 1: have a laugh. It was about educating people on how
Speaker 1: ridiculous people were. Now we're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't. Look, I've seen I've seen a little bit
Speaker 1: of Friends, and I've the times I've seen the transphobic
Speaker 1: shit around Chandler's like mother. I was like, this, ain't
Speaker 1: having a laugh at a biggot. Y'all are laughing at
Speaker 1: the mother? Y'all are the biggots? Where's the laugh? Well?
Speaker 1: We were, but see that's what they knew. You know,
Speaker 1: we were just all making cracking jokes about it because
Speaker 1: we're biggots. Oh, maybe it would be better. She's like,
Speaker 1: I mean we were all biggots on the show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's like, so are you admitting that
Speaker 1: your character was at biggest? Like I don't know, just
Speaker 1: like come on. So has so much Like there's like
Speaker 1: all the fat phobia with Monica, you know when her
Speaker 1: past life. There's also like the commentary and like body
Speaker 1: dysmorphia with Jennifer Anderson's like nose job in the show
Speaker 1: because like she had a very traditional Jewish nose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Rachel Green job, Rachel Green. Yeah. There's obviously the transphobia
Speaker 1: with Chandler and just general like queer phobia with Chandler's mom.
Speaker 1: There's like clearly the just like blatant racism. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: as super producer Brian put in the chat, there's literally
Speaker 1: no people of color on the show. There was like
Speaker 1: rock Tex girlfriend who they treated horribly. She deserves so
Speaker 1: much better as Tyler when Tyler was playing the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember that, like the queer phobia, or like the
Speaker 1: lesbian phobia of um making a joke out of Ross's
Speaker 1: baby mama and her wife, you know, the evil lesbians
Speaker 1: right right right, Like yeah, yeah, Brian's like no people
Speaker 1: of color in New York, Like, yeah, what New York is? That?
Speaker 1: Is this not even not even pre white people always
Speaker 1: come only like Manhattan. It's just like so crazy. It's
Speaker 1: like they weren't getting in the Upper West Side. Like yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I get it, Jennifer. You know what
Speaker 1: the heck is going on. Kids, kids are aware that everything,
Speaker 1: everyone's values are adapting to a world that's trying to
Speaker 1: be more inclusive and humane, so you don't have to
Speaker 1: put people through the fucking traumatic shit of like joking
Speaker 1: about their existence. But okay, okay, yeah, because you know,
Speaker 1: this shit isn't on Peacock and this or whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck streaming service, and it's not like y'all just had
Speaker 1: a fucking huge like reunion special. Like it's like y'all
Speaker 1: got so much enough people being with y'all, don't worry,
Speaker 1: Like can you just sit back, be quiet, enjoy your money,
Speaker 1: and go away, Like no one's asking for your social
Speaker 1: commentary on if your show was woke or not. Like
Speaker 1: it's smarter for you to be silent than for you
Speaker 1: to say anything, because you're going to say the wrong
Speaker 1: thing obviously, as you already have, Like you created the
Speaker 1: spinoff basically you know, of How I Met your Mother,
Speaker 1: Like it is such an emulation of like friends and
Speaker 1: like that show which is really which is really living
Speaker 1: single you know friends. Yeah, well yeah, I look, it's
Speaker 1: it's funny when all these like I think for them,
Speaker 1: they just they have such a hard time thinking that
Speaker 1: something that they engaged in with such joy and like
Speaker 1: purity maybe from their perspective, could be seen as offensive now.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know what, that's how a lot of
Speaker 1: vaudeville acts look now too. You know what it is
Speaker 1: that's just at the time people were that's how people
Speaker 1: were cooking. Yeah, it's like obviously it's a product of
Speaker 1: its time. We're like not blaming you for being so
Speaker 1: problematic like you are, you know, a cog in the
Speaker 1: machine that is the whole spectrum of making a show,
Speaker 1: right the writer's room, showrunners, like, there's so many people.
Speaker 1: It's not us on the cast of Friends to be
Speaker 1: the wokest of woke people to be fighting on the
Speaker 1: front lines of being like, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: date more people of color, right right, right? I know?
Speaker 1: I mean I think also, like you gotta also read
Speaker 1: like they're telling on themselves to like that's us and
Speaker 1: that's big. Yeah you're like, oh, okay, whatever, Jennifer, you know,
Speaker 1: just just count your money, you know, Yeah, why don't
Speaker 1: you want to? I mean, I get it. It's probably
Speaker 1: addictive if you're like in the line like that much.
Speaker 1: But shit, if you had fuck you money forever forever,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, funk all this, bro, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: see me. I'm gonna be like laying down permanently for
Speaker 1: the rest of my life in this mon do an
Speaker 1: interview again. I'd be like I would be I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I would be in the sun all day, all day,
Speaker 1: going in the water, you know what I mean, get
Speaker 1: my hair transplant, turn it in and yeah, and then
Speaker 1: finally guess what, the board cube has arrived. I am
Speaker 1: Miles cut us of borg resistance is futile. Your life
Speaker 1: as it has been is over. From this time forward.
Speaker 1: You will service us because we're hitting them Borgs. So
Speaker 1: I know y'all talked there's borg discourse going on. I
Speaker 1: missed the borge discourse. And I'm sure y'all have heard
Speaker 1: this again because you're gonna hear it again. So but
Speaker 1: if you don't know, borgs are black outrage gallons that
Speaker 1: are all the rage with gen Z right now? Whils Yeah,
Speaker 1: children's so what the children's are sipping on now? Again?
Speaker 1: This is just their way to binge drink. But when
Speaker 1: I saw this, I was like, I just saw caught
Speaker 1: a couple of videos, was watching the excitement around borgs,
Speaker 1: and I just loved this idea of you taking a
Speaker 1: half gallon of water, putting like emptying a fucking fifth
Speaker 1: of liquor into it and then adding like mew and
Speaker 1: an electrolyte package, and you're like, and this is the
Speaker 1: shit that we fucking party with. Um, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like part of me, I think I love the idea
Speaker 1: that because a lot of them they swear it prevents hangovers,
Speaker 1: which I'm like, which I'm like, bullshit. But they're like
Speaker 1: the alcohol to water ratio cares you, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: there's more, there's no water, Like you're still processing all
Speaker 1: that alcohol absolutely, and you know, depending on what kind
Speaker 1: of alcohol you get, there's no helping you. Um. Also,
Speaker 1: y'all are nine years old, you're not gonna get hangovers. Okay,
Speaker 1: the same me when you fucking thirty eight and you
Speaker 1: hit a borg and then you fucking the CPS is
Speaker 1: taking your whole your whole family away, okay, because you're
Speaker 1: hangovers so fucking bad. But yeah, I just seeing this,
Speaker 1: like it just reminded me of the things, like it's
Speaker 1: just interesting to see the evolution because for me, the
Speaker 1: first thing we did, I didn't do power hours, but
Speaker 1: you know that was like a lot of things, a
Speaker 1: lot of the like white kids are in like my
Speaker 1: high school doing. But the first one I did was
Speaker 1: Edward forty hands because for hands, a classic, it's so
Speaker 1: stupid forties to your hands and have to fucking power
Speaker 1: through them. Also cause a lot of problems. Uh. And
Speaker 1: then you know there's jungle juice too, And then I've
Speaker 1: moved on to space bags. You know, I was doing
Speaker 1: space bags for a while. You know when you what's
Speaker 1: wizard sword. Oh, it's when you would um drink beers
Speaker 1: like hands and then you take them together. Yeah you
Speaker 1: want to fight people. Yeah, we missed that. We missed
Speaker 1: that one because we just got Yeah, I was on
Speaker 1: space bags is taking the bladder out of box wine
Speaker 1: and just yeah, just getting that. I used to bring
Speaker 1: jugs of Carlo Rossi sangria to like house parties just
Speaker 1: because and in a way that was my early board
Speaker 1: because I would get the one gallon Carlo Rossi jug
Speaker 1: because in my mind, I was like, this looks stupid
Speaker 1: as fun to pull up with a gallon juggle what
Speaker 1: fucking wine to a party. So in a way, the
Speaker 1: board resonates with me. But the magical powers of the
Speaker 1: board bring their own handles to parties. That's scary. Well,
Speaker 1: if you brought a handle, hopefully you're you're like spreading
Speaker 1: the wealth. You know, there's some redistributing, not to recamp
Speaker 1: my own college or not me, but you know, I
Speaker 1: knew some people would bring their own handle fireball because
Speaker 1: all of us hated it. We're like and they would
Speaker 1: chug the fireball, like they would go from house to
Speaker 1: house being like, uh, I mean like drink the fireball
Speaker 1: and like making people take shots of the fireball, and
Speaker 1: all of us are like, none of us want this fireball, God, fireball.
Speaker 1: They are married to their handle a fireball. I don't
Speaker 1: like when people like, I know people who like love
Speaker 1: Southern comfort and I'm like, how do you drink that?
Speaker 1: How like in the way you're talking about They're like, Soco,
Speaker 1: what's up? Have some Soco. I'm like, get the fuck
Speaker 1: away from me with that shit. That ship used to
Speaker 1: Oh my god, one of the worst hangovers I ever
Speaker 1: had was from hanging with one of these Soco fucking evangelists,
Speaker 1: and it nearly caused a terrible, terrible condition. What's wild though, two,
Speaker 1: is like I didn't realize, like at you mass there
Speaker 1: was like like a mass event of like seventeen like
Speaker 1: like numerous kids having to go to the hospital for
Speaker 1: alcohol poisoning. I think shows you that, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: they're so smart. And I mean I would say that
Speaker 1: the borg is smart in the sense of not getting roofy,
Speaker 1: you know, like we were going to parties, you know,
Speaker 1: at least, yeah, I was drinking out a garbage can. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're literally like doing the beer pong and you're drinking
Speaker 1: the beer from the cans as the balls have fallen
Speaker 1: into them, like they weren't putting water. You know, we
Speaker 1: were drinking. Remember do you remember when the first time
Speaker 1: you saw someone be like, nah, I just have the
Speaker 1: beer on the side, don't why. It was literally after yeah,
Speaker 1: oh the same, And I remember being like that, ain't
Speaker 1: how you play and they're like, but it's so dirty,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, so you're not drinking a
Speaker 1: beer that way? Yeah, right, exactly? Whatever that huh. You know,
Speaker 1: the jungle juice was scary. You didn't know who made it,
Speaker 1: where it came from. Very easy to get Roofie. So
Speaker 1: I do support the Borg in not getting Roofie. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm not knocking the Borg at all, you know. I'm
Speaker 1: just I am knocking the Boorg out of the alcohol
Speaker 1: poison because they think they're smarter than us. It's like,
Speaker 1: you gotta know your limit. You gotta know it. Just
Speaker 1: like just like with the actual Borg from Star Trek,
Speaker 1: strength is irrelevant, Resistance is futile. To quote the Borg.
Speaker 1: I honestly, I'm like jealous that the board existed because
Speaker 1: I remember the big drinks when I was in college
Speaker 1: was a the scary um handle of fireball someone would
Speaker 1: bring around be Malibu and coke. You know, malibu handle
Speaker 1: oh when you do the violent like kuba libre where
Speaker 1: you don't ditch half the two leader yep, yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then very specifically um oh in Texas. Actually, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to call a Malibu and coke an
Speaker 1: actual kuba libre. That's because that's that's a viola. Forgive me,
Speaker 1: forgive me evoking yea, I know, but you know, for
Speaker 1: real people, they're gonna be like, no, I don't, don't
Speaker 1: say Malibu is the kind of fucking run that's going
Speaker 1: in there. That's the ranger. The Tennessee Honey Whiskey and
Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper Central Texas staple. Wow See Tennessee Honey came
Speaker 1: out after college for me, and I remember it's too
Speaker 1: sweet that I was like, it just was. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't need sweet anymore. I'm like, I'm just sip
Speaker 1: lean because I don't need to drink a twenty ounce bottle.
Speaker 1: And then don't worry about me. Just check if I'm breathing.
Speaker 1: It was truly like, oh, like that was like my
Speaker 1: first like college alcohol experience as a Tennessee Honey whiskey
Speaker 1: and the doctor pepper. I was like, oh, I can't
Speaker 1: taste it, and I was like, this is dangerous. Yeahn't
Speaker 1: oh if you put it in the doctor peppers. And
Speaker 1: I get that, like, especially when you're in college too,
Speaker 1: like when you don't quite have the requisite darkness in
Speaker 1: your soul to drink liquor straight. It's more about how
Speaker 1: can I get really fucked up in a way that
Speaker 1: doesn't make me Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly, and then I
Speaker 1: know I feel it. I'm like just like vibing and
Speaker 1: you were saying the kids are naming their boards too,
Speaker 1: like with penny names, Miles, I have a little um
Speaker 1: A Bee told me who's in college right now, that
Speaker 1: they name their boards and that in naming the borgs,
Speaker 1: it can either be themed, like based on the party
Speaker 1: you're going to or whatever. But it's like a fun
Speaker 1: way to identify your borg is to name it. And
Speaker 1: these are some fun names I pulled from We're adulting
Speaker 1: dot com. It is a college blog site because the
Speaker 1: tabs are home, dorm, room, holiday, college, apartments, sorority or names.
Speaker 1: So here's some Borg names. Um we got borgasm Okay,
Speaker 1: Borg meets World, Um Solja Borg, breaking Borg, Badenborgie Laborg,
Speaker 1: James Lightning, Mcborg. We are never ever getting borged together,
Speaker 1: Captain Borgan, Jason Borgorgina who I like for me? Okay,
Speaker 1: borga Borg who lived to Borg or not to Borg?
Speaker 1: Rick and Borgie Early Borg catches the worm Borg to
Speaker 1: be wild certified lover Borg. Oh wow, not missing with
Speaker 1: that last one. But you know what you can. I like,
Speaker 1: I said, Ernest Borg nine for y'all who are really
Speaker 1: come on, y'all don't know Ernest Borg nine. That's right there,
Speaker 1: um or justin big Borg Saturdays are for the Borgs,
Speaker 1: Borgy and Bess for all my real from my real
Speaker 1: musical fans out there. Well, anyway, I'm glad we got
Speaker 1: to talk about Borgs. Shout out you know, all the
Speaker 1: Borg drinkers out there, if you got any cool Boorg
Speaker 1: recipes or if you think it's just an absolutely I mean,
Speaker 1: look in a way, it's good to know that like
Speaker 1: millennials and gen z are actually drinking like less. We've talked,
Speaker 1: We've talked about that very past episodes like despite all this,
Speaker 1: like across the board, millennials and gen Z like are
Speaker 1: drinking less than you know, Gen X and the boomers
Speaker 1: before them. So boorg get up, y'all as safe as
Speaker 1: you can. But you know, I'm not here advocating bringe drinking.
Speaker 1: But if I was nineteen, they earnest board nine, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, and I would try to probably drink nine
Speaker 1: borgs to try and get that moniker and then end
Speaker 1: up somewhere in a bad place. So do not be
Speaker 1: like me. Be smart, finish your studies, and then do
Speaker 1: your prayers every night. Like Okay, becka, thank you for
Speaker 1: joining me, and thank you all for listening. We'll be
Speaker 1: back tomorrow with a brand new episode. Take care of yourself,
Speaker 1: take care of each other, be kind to yourself, get
Speaker 1: that vaccine if you haven't already, and you know, just
Speaker 1: just fucking be a force for good, you know, stand
Speaker 1: up to any kind of isms or phobias. Okay, yea,
Speaker 1: thank you for your bar recommendations. By the way, what
Speaker 1: would you get some good ones? I did? I got
Speaker 1: some going alright. I went to google them. You can't
Speaker 1: wait to pound a borg near you? All right, Later