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Speaker 1: Cute misconnections. That was me staring. There's only two places

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Speaker 1: to find true love in this world. One is in

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Speaker 1: the back row of the boat on It's a Small

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Speaker 1: World Ride, when I showed you something not small at all.

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Speaker 2: No jack, my mouse ears, okay, giant mears.

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Speaker 1: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 1: We scour that website every single week to find the

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Speaker 1: best misconnections they have to offer, like this first one

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Speaker 1: titled nice feet. But I've seen nicer woman for man

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Speaker 1: thirty three salon so gross to me, she says.

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Speaker 2: Tuesday, I saw you at my favorite salon. You with

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Speaker 2: a dainty looking, squirrel faced man who was getting a pedicue.

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Speaker 2: Good for him for taking care of his tootsies. I

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Speaker 2: was the tall brunette going in for my weekly waxing. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we frequently. Are you using a fancy woman voice? Yes,

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Speaker 2: I said weakly. Okay, yes, stop drooling boys? What Normally?

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Speaker 2: I don't see many men becoming professionally beautified in my

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Speaker 2: salon because it's not cheap. So your presence took me

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Speaker 2: by surprise.

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Speaker 1: There's why you have the fancy voice. I get it now,

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Speaker 1: all right.

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Speaker 2: At one point you nervously walked by me and said,

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Speaker 2: so those are your feet?

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Speaker 1: Hah.

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Speaker 2: Make sure you'll let him really get in there and

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Speaker 2: go to town. You won't be sorry. Courteously I smiled,

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Speaker 2: and you gave me a quaint American style thumbs up. Okay,

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Speaker 2: how humorous. Yeah, you are an odd little man, but

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Speaker 2: I find you curious enough. So if you see this,

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Speaker 2: please do reply with what color my toenails were painted,

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Speaker 2: so I know it's really you, And please don't get

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Speaker 2: too excited. I'm not saying anything will happen between us,

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Speaker 2: although if it did, it would be the highlight of

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Speaker 2: your life. Okay, Okay, I like her confidence. Write to me,

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Speaker 2: dear squall man, where do you keep your nuts from?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you guys aren't into Candace. I just don't want

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Speaker 1: to answer the question at the end of that. Your

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Speaker 1: next misconnection searching for my Jewish Cinderella fifty eight It

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Speaker 1: could be you, Temple Shallow.

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Speaker 2: I met you at my nephew's bob Mitz the last Saturday.

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Speaker 2: You were the gangly, single blonde who kept back in

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Speaker 2: that thing up. Okay, I was the old gentleman with

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Speaker 2: the dark mustache and elastic back brace.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Flexible. You may remember that we gyrated together to the

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Speaker 2: song Cotton Eyed Joe. Oh my god, but I was

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Speaker 2: having a hard time keeping up with your spastic hit motions.

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Speaker 1: Oh are there a lot of love connections that often

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Speaker 1: happened at bur Mitzvahs, Jeffrey, not ones that I would

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Speaker 1: want to repeat.

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Speaker 2: At one point, you spun around and we stared directly

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Speaker 2: into each other's eyes for the next ten seconds while

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Speaker 2: we shook our hips back and forth like we was

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Speaker 2: two Shakiras battling each other with our bodies. Those hips

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Speaker 2: don't lie, Oi, they You had me going on, but

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Speaker 2: I'm older. So after ten pm my legs started cramping.

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Speaker 2: I went to go grab some water, and before I

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Speaker 2: could find my way back to you, Grandpa Ray pulled

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Speaker 2: me aside to tell me about his new driveway speaks.

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Speaker 1: To me so viscerally.

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Speaker 2: When I returned to our dance spot, you were gone.

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Speaker 2: All that was left was one of those jelly like

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Speaker 2: breast pads that women used to stuff their braziers. Was

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Speaker 2: it yours? I kept it with me so I could

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Speaker 2: see if it.

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Speaker 1: Related. This is the word.

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Speaker 2: Check this out with other people who.

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Speaker 1: Are that signed Uncle t Oh the.

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Speaker 2: Thing to try it on every lady in the lab.

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Speaker 2: Yeah the cutlet This.

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Speaker 1: Next misconnection is titled uh huh you want me man

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Speaker 1: for Woman twenty four, which is obvious if you're hearing

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Speaker 1: craigsl Yeah right, Mackie D's Oh yeah, is that a

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Speaker 1: place McDonald's McDonald's. Mackie yeah, okay, says that's I saw

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Speaker 1: you at MacDonald's last night a k here, by the way,

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Speaker 1: looks like you was on some lame ass date with

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Speaker 1: some d bag double knuckle. Oh man, how could a

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Speaker 1: date at McDonald's be lame? F y? I you way

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Speaker 1: out of his league, kind of like that movie She's

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Speaker 1: Out of My League, but I made it Yah.

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Speaker 2: Instead of She, which was an instant classic. By the way,

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Speaker 2: I have it on laser disc.

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Speaker 1: I don't even remember that movie. While you were nausing

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Speaker 1: your quarter pounder, I was throwing you so much provocative

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Speaker 1: eye contact. I'm surprised you're not pregnant by now. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe you are, ya.

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Speaker 2: That's pregnant to you, mister.

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Speaker 1: A few minutes later, I did a seductive hands signal

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Speaker 1: in motion for you to meet me out back. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to know what, but I'm not sure you

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Speaker 1: understood it because I was waiting in the girl's restroom

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Speaker 1: and you never show no bro good things. She did.

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Speaker 2: You set out back and then you went to the

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Speaker 2: rest It's a drive through.

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Speaker 1: One lady ordered me to leave, but I told her

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Speaker 1: to buzz off. I was waiting for my nose ringed

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Speaker 1: princess when two of the McDonald's staff forced me out.

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Speaker 1: You was nowhere to be seen. What happened by b

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Speaker 1: B Boom not loving it?

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Speaker 2: I like it.

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Speaker 1: I love his energy.

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Speaker 2: That signed bucks.

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Speaker 1: Those are your Craigslist misconnections. McDonald's new endorsement. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: got to get that cutlet into this room trying to

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right

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Speaker 2: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning