Speaker 1: Forever. Hell guys, wait, am I too loud?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Love us? He said, you got a cat eye own
Speaker 1: for this? I do you. I was like, let me
Speaker 1: just do a little bit of something something for the
Speaker 1: zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom. Just remember I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to get up and take a shower and
Speaker 1: put on makeup to motivate me to do ship, because
Speaker 1: otherwise I'll literally just lay on my back like I do.
Speaker 1: Want to like you being like you be doing when
Speaker 1: you have six you know, I just lay back and
Speaker 1: be like you. I mean, it's the position that was
Speaker 1: there a position that you can do on your stomach?
Speaker 1: Is that also a position that yeah? Yeah, yeah you can,
Speaker 1: so sometimes you do that?
Speaker 3: Sure right, That's just like lazy dogg is style now,
Speaker 3: isn't it?
Speaker 1: Lazy doggy? You put a little pillow under the stomach,
Speaker 1: would you talking?
Speaker 4: You're not even on your knees for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got bad knees.
Speaker 1: I used to run track.
Speaker 2: Yeah I got these old ass nineteen ninety something knees.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you always got your back arched. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what sex is anymore. It's canceled. Sex is not
Speaker 1: canceled so don't do that. I don't talk about sex
Speaker 1: like that. You're right, You're right, Marie. What are you
Speaker 1: doing to stay motivated? Motivational speakers? I haven't really been
Speaker 1: doing anything. I'm not making myself do anything.
Speaker 2: I'll get up in the morning and do my little
Speaker 2: morning pages if I remember, you know, like get up
Speaker 2: and like write a page of just like free thought,
Speaker 2: and I'll be like, I'm gonna do this today, and
Speaker 2: I'll write all this stuff out and then I won't
Speaker 2: do any of it, and then I go to bed
Speaker 2: and we try to get tomorrow, you know, yeah, because
Speaker 2: it's easy to feel bad about the stuff that you're
Speaker 2: not doing, but we don't take into effect that Like
Speaker 2: maybe I washed all the dishes in my sink.
Speaker 1: Finally that counts to something. Oh honey, I am being
Speaker 1: a certified adult. Yes, it took me, you know, twelve
Speaker 1: fifteen years to get it right. But I am using
Speaker 1: the dishes and then washing them after or using the
Speaker 1: dishes and washing them the next day, and not letting
Speaker 1: them pile up for weeks like I used to, not
Speaker 1: waiting for my roommate to just wash them. I'm sweeping.
Speaker 1: I've like you weekly, just sprucing up the place. I'm
Speaker 1: on Amazon, just buying up shit and spend the money.
Speaker 1: Make my home, no, make my house home, make my
Speaker 1: home a house, whatever you call it, I'm doing. I'm
Speaker 1: doing what I need to do to just when we
Speaker 1: get out of this. I don't want to look worse,
Speaker 1: feel worse, not believe in myself or my surroundings. So
Speaker 1: I'm working. I'm working on myself internally. Okay, Tea, and
Speaker 1: it only took a pandemic. Okay, Wow, can you get
Speaker 1: the broom and show us your technique? Well, I got
Speaker 1: the broom from Grove. Hey, Grove. Oh, I got a
Speaker 1: little brush. I mean, I got me a little broom
Speaker 1: and it came with a little dust pan too, So
Speaker 1: I'm sweeping up. I'm being a lady. I don't even
Speaker 1: know Grove had brooms.
Speaker 2: I got my sponge, my sponges from Grove so that
Speaker 2: I'll be washing my dishes.
Speaker 1: Shut out Grove. Yeah, look at you, Yeah you know.
Speaker 1: I got a new rug. Just buying lights. What's your
Speaker 1: what's your house inspiration?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What you are you Bahamian?
Speaker 2: Are you like a colorful, bold colored queen? Are you
Speaker 2: doing jewel tones? Are you giving us college dorm realness.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it, friend, college dorm realness. I mean Graham,
Speaker 1: because everything is like Mitch and Matt, mixed and matched,
Speaker 1: and I think the stuff that's in my room does
Speaker 1: not reflect how old I am. Like, I'll get a
Speaker 1: dresser that has like a blue door, and then it
Speaker 1: like the type of dresser it is. It's not like
Speaker 1: real wood. It's fake wood. It's parkleboard. Yeah, it's He's
Speaker 1: just I'm gonna get a new dresser that I got
Speaker 1: that one on during Black Friday, and that was my fault,
Speaker 1: and it was super cheap, and then it broke. It
Speaker 1: literally broke maybe three or four weeks after. So that
Speaker 1: was my fault. So I'm gonna buy a real wood
Speaker 1: dresser that looks appropriate for an older lady like myself,
Speaker 1: an old young lady. I have a vanity mirrors. I
Speaker 1: have like tons of stuff going on in this little
Speaker 1: ass room, so I need to work on that. I
Speaker 1: might have Marie Condo some shit. I'll come over there
Speaker 1: right get rid of some stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know about Marie Condo, but Marie Foston, I mean,
Speaker 2: come over there and just roast all your belongings until
Speaker 2: you throw.
Speaker 1: It all away. Okay, that's fast refostered method. Let's let's
Speaker 1: talk about highlight of the week. Highlight of the week.
Speaker 1: It was National Nudes Day, and bitch, when I talk
Speaker 1: about nood on nood on nude, I was senting it
Speaker 1: to the group and I didn't look back. Sidney was
Speaker 1: ready to send some nuds to somebody. Because somebody sent
Speaker 1: me a nude and told me it was National NWD Day.
Speaker 1: I dropped it in the group chat. Sydney was prepared.
Speaker 2: Sidney had David la Chappelle already in, she had and Leebowitz,
Speaker 2: She had all of these photographers just ready to go
Speaker 2: to take these black and white artistic JC Penny nudes.
Speaker 2: I was completely caught off guard the speed that your
Speaker 2: nudes hit the group chat after I dropped that National
Speaker 2: new Day and then I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: Wow, Marie, let's talk about it. We were on the
Speaker 1: phone while you you told me that it was National
Speaker 1: news Day. And while we were on the phone, I
Speaker 1: started getting undressed because I was like, well, so don't
Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't do that. You knew.
Speaker 2: It's not about me not knowing. I'm saying, you did
Speaker 2: it so fast and you're just confirming that because we
Speaker 2: were on the phone when you started getting but naked.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm speedy Gonzales. When it's when it's time
Speaker 1: to do art, when it's time to inspire you, hose,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Andrews said, you didn't send Andrew your nudes?
Speaker 1: Oh you want me to send it to you right now?
Speaker 3: No, because I saw it on our last recording. You
Speaker 3: just popped out your nipple every every other second.
Speaker 2: Oh, he said, he's already seen the goods. He don't,
Speaker 2: he said, he.
Speaker 4: I have not seen your vagina though.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't have it. I didn't. I didn't put
Speaker 1: that on there.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that might have been too much.
Speaker 1: I was covering it.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: Do you want to see your shut up?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: I didn't said, I've seen your kids sing your vagina though, well,
Speaker 1: let me show let me drop your box in the
Speaker 1: drop box, drop your box in a drop box. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna send it to you. I don't, actually, Andrew,
Speaker 1: are you afraid of vagina? Let's talk about it.
Speaker 4: I don't. We'll see it. I mean, we're live on recordings.
Speaker 4: I feel like I need to give you a good response.
Speaker 1: Do you give me respond?
Speaker 4: I don't want to see vagina.
Speaker 1: But if you vagina, why would you think that I
Speaker 1: would be sprawled out like Little Kim's hard cover freaking album.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I've already seen your boobs in person too.
Speaker 1: Andrew Andrew sounds like he has a complaint for hr.
Speaker 2: He's trying to say is always out and it makes
Speaker 2: it very uncomfortable as a gay white man.
Speaker 1: You got to take this body. We get to see
Speaker 1: Lizzo's body all over the place.
Speaker 4: Lips, Yeah, we've never seen her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I've also I don't think I've ever seen her.
Speaker 4: Nipples mm hmm. Oh wait, no, we did see it.
Speaker 4: Do we see in the Hustlers?
Speaker 1: No, she was barely in hustlers don't do that.
Speaker 3: No, but when she when she ran in and she
Speaker 3: was like ushers here with her nipples not out.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Okay, I sent it to you. Andrew said, we need
Speaker 1: your response.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see. Oh wow, Okay, Okay, Well this is crazy.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like you could almost post
Speaker 3: this black and white one on the feed if you
Speaker 3: just like did like a cute little like emoji over
Speaker 3: the net.
Speaker 4: Or something.
Speaker 1: Wait, turn your phone around, let me see which one
Speaker 1: she sent you?
Speaker 4: This one? Mm hmm, Like that's that's really good.
Speaker 2: Sydney's given us like Popstar. I feel like Rolling Stone magazine.
Speaker 2: The backdrop needs needs some work. Well yeah, that door
Speaker 2: looks like a particle.
Speaker 1: Friday door. Hey, guys, so sorry that I'm not, you know,
Speaker 1: living in the best apartment ever. I'm living where I
Speaker 1: can live.
Speaker 4: But just find find like a blank wall to do
Speaker 4: it in front of.
Speaker 2: No, just like you gotta go on Amazon and order
Speaker 2: like some photography backdrops, you know what I mean, Get
Speaker 2: some green screens in there, you know that way you
Speaker 2: could be like that on a cloud, or you could
Speaker 2: be like that surrounded by lamas. You know what I
Speaker 2: mean That you could put McDonald's on the backdrop and
Speaker 2: you're just like, pow, he's.
Speaker 1: Spending money for nudes. My body is cute enough whatever
Speaker 1: the background. If you're looking at the fucking background of
Speaker 1: where my nudes are being taking place, then the news
Speaker 1: are not hitting.
Speaker 2: They're not hitting sis. They bombing, not yours. I'm just
Speaker 2: saying if they're looking at the background, Okay, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. But Andrew's not your demographics.
Speaker 4: I'm not the demographic.
Speaker 1: He's looking at the whole, the whole.
Speaker 4: I'm looking.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the interior design as a gay man would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, Andrew, Grace, Andrew, if you showed me your dick,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like, eh, I don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: If it looked good, I would be like, okay, we're daddy, Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: But the difference is the difference is that you've sucked
Speaker 3: dick before.
Speaker 4: I've never touched a vagina. I've never seen I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Andrew says, shut your smoody ass up. He don't
Speaker 2: want to see your couch se.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, Andrew, I have not sucked dick
Speaker 1: in over seven years. Therefore, me sucking dick has been deleted.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what a dick's gone feels like in
Speaker 1: my mouth. So you better come together and you better
Speaker 1: say sorry. Also, anything that happened before quarantine deleted. Okay,
Speaker 1: delete it. When we get out of this, we're all
Speaker 1: virgins again. Except Marie. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Thinks Okay, all right, I'm sorry I offended you.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not offended. I'm just clarifying the situation. So
Speaker 1: what did you want him to apologize for. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just felt right at the time. So, you know,
Speaker 1: we never know when it's the right time to drop
Speaker 1: a nude to somebody. You're talking to Marie, What when
Speaker 1: do you think it's okay to drop a nude? When
Speaker 1: do I think it's okay to drop a nude? When
Speaker 1: you take a fire ass nude, it's time to drop
Speaker 1: that nude.
Speaker 2: Also, if the person that you're talking to is sending
Speaker 2: you their dick every other day, you know when you
Speaker 2: feel like it pop a titty in the chat, break up,
Speaker 2: the break.
Speaker 1: Up, the blue and white bubbles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, when do you think is the right time?
Speaker 2: You're saying in terms of like when you start dating somebody,
Speaker 2: when's the right time?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like every time I've tried
Speaker 1: kind of been like a book. Tell the listeners what's
Speaker 1: been happening? Sins, what what's happening? No, it's not just
Speaker 1: like what's happening, it's just in general, like in like
Speaker 1: in the past, whenever I've sent a nude, it just
Speaker 1: never went that well, well, what what was the door
Speaker 1: behind you? Looking like? Maybe fuck you? Bitch, maybe we
Speaker 1: need to think about the background now. No, it's not
Speaker 1: new background, it's just literally, what was.
Speaker 4: The context of you sending the nude.
Speaker 1: It's like, in the beginning, you know what you mean,
Speaker 1: what the context is, I'm a horny look at my body,
Speaker 1: stay here and and gaze at all this greatness.
Speaker 3: But sometimes people are at work when they receive nudes
Speaker 3: and they're just like.
Speaker 1: Honey, let me tell you when I'm sending these, these
Speaker 1: are not work hours. How dare you not safe for work?
Speaker 1: I nude during the day. Who's sending daytime afternoon delight nudes?
Speaker 1: I have before?
Speaker 3: And it's like you, yes, yeah, And I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: what the fuck I just sent you something great and
Speaker 3: why didn't you respond?
Speaker 4: And it was like, oh, I'm sorry, I was at
Speaker 4: work earlier.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you got you received it, you opened it,
Speaker 2: your phone is on your desk, respond to it when
Speaker 2: you see it. That I think is the thing that
Speaker 2: we get into our heads about is like even if
Speaker 2: we're like, oh, this is is the greatest photo I've
Speaker 2: ever taken. The angle is good, there's things in there
Speaker 2: for scale, and then you send it to somebody and
Speaker 2: you expect an immediate like, what's the dream response you
Speaker 2: send them? Right, Andrew, what's the dream response?
Speaker 3: I have not taken I think, like a single nude
Speaker 3: in like the past, like two years. I don't like
Speaker 3: who taking nudes because I'm like, okay, let's just like
Speaker 3: let's just fucking meet up and so. But it's difficult
Speaker 3: during this time of course, where it's like there's that's
Speaker 3: not an option, so like, okay, send me something else.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I literally I don't want to take
Speaker 3: more nudes. I don't know when do you feel?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but don't you feel like you need to update
Speaker 1: your nude if you haven't, I think that's what it is. Andrew,
Speaker 1: your body done changed.
Speaker 4: I realized that, and I do.
Speaker 1: So take it, favorite it, save it in the archives.
Speaker 4: Yes, when is the right time to take nudes for you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: During this quarantine, I'll wake up. I walk by the
Speaker 1: mirror and I'm like, you know what you should did?
Speaker 1: Some dudes, Well, Marie sent a picture in the group
Speaker 1: and I can't get it out of my head. I
Speaker 1: had to delete it. Well that means I didn't delete it,
Speaker 1: but I was like, wow, my friend is hot.
Speaker 2: Yo. Sidney sent me a response to my the picture
Speaker 2: that I dropped in the group chat, and she said, wait,
Speaker 2: that was a like midnight last night.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, you didn't delete it. I didn't. Are you
Speaker 1: looking at it right now? And I was like, are
Speaker 1: you looking at it right now? I forget? I was like,
Speaker 1: I forget that I'm gay. I'm like, I'm like, my
Speaker 1: friend is my sister, but goodness gracious, she's got some
Speaker 1: a nice rack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, under boob is the sexiest.
Speaker 1: Boob it is. And the thing is is that, you
Speaker 1: know what, I don't even care about body. It's all
Speaker 1: about the connection. That's what turns me on when we
Speaker 1: have great conversation. Not me and you, Marie, but we
Speaker 1: do have great conversation. But it's just like I just
Speaker 1: I just want somebody to make me feel good. That's it.
Speaker 1: I'm not somebody to make me feel like mentally simulated, yeah,
Speaker 1: and emotionally too and financially.
Speaker 2: So then what is the purpose of the nude If
Speaker 2: you want somebody to make you feel good?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I guys, I'm thirty five soon. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck my body's gonna look like.
Speaker 1: But eventually, all the stuff that I posted on Instagram
Speaker 1: is going to be like out of date for me,
Speaker 1: It's gonna be I'm gonna move past that. So I
Speaker 1: want to just be able to be a hot trot
Speaker 1: thought real quick on the gram. I want to I like,
Speaker 1: my body is cute. I don't work out, and it
Speaker 1: just it just looks like this, So why not huh
Speaker 1: bragging a brag it is.
Speaker 2: But I'm just I want you to apologize to all
Speaker 2: the people who have to work out in their bodies
Speaker 2: don't look like that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry, but I do have this
Speaker 1: fear that like I just so happened to look young
Speaker 1: and hang out with people who are younger than me.
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be forty before everybody, and I don't want to be
Speaker 1: doing the same shit that I was doing with my
Speaker 1: young ass friends. Like right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, so five years from now it's forty What in
Speaker 2: the next five years or no, flash forward five years,
Speaker 2: what do you want your life to look like. Let's
Speaker 2: start with where you live, Let's talk who you live with,
Speaker 2: Let's talk about what you're dressing. Looks like five years
Speaker 2: into the future. Paint us a picture in an ideal world. Forty,
Speaker 2: I would have liked to own my own place, but
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know I would like it.
Speaker 1: Just just say at forty. At forty, I would like
Speaker 1: to own my own place. Okay, I preferably would like
Speaker 1: to live in acute area in Brooklyn, but living in
Speaker 1: the city would be nice. I mean, so city is
Speaker 1: ideal for you. Then Andrew lives in Chelsea. I would
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with Chelsea.
Speaker 4: I don't see a lot of women in Chelsea.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he said that, he said in Brooklyn. That's
Speaker 1: what he said. He said, don't exactly. I'm sorry, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what I want. I don't want to be in
Speaker 1: a neighborhood with tons of ladies that I might be
Speaker 1: salivating over here, he said.
Speaker 2: He will not be meeting you from r.
Speaker 1: I don't drink, so that's why. Or Chelsea, he said,
Speaker 1: mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: So forty. You want to own something. You want to
Speaker 2: buy a building, you want to own a condo. You
Speaker 2: want to own a brownstone, an apartment in a high rise,
Speaker 2: a condo. You want something with two bedrooms, washing.
Speaker 1: Whispers, toilet. I would like a little two bedroom situation,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if I'm gonna have kids,
Speaker 1: but an extra room would be nice just in case
Speaker 1: for a guest, Oh, for a guest, you know, for
Speaker 1: for an orgy you never know, orgy room, yes, obviously,
Speaker 1: Sydney orgie room. Imagine you want to be hosting sex
Speaker 1: parties at forty sex party friend? Who knows? Maybe who knows.
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of it. You're not what I'm not
Speaker 1: afraid of it. Mm hmm, Okay. I like freaky forty Sydney.
Speaker 1: Freaky forty Sydney. Yep, that's what it is. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be. Mm hmmm. I just think, like, why not,
Speaker 1: why not get older, be happy, live your life, don't
Speaker 1: care what people think. Yeah, but these are all things
Speaker 1: that you could be doing right now, you know. Yeah, no, absolutely,
Speaker 1: But I will say that I'm still in the place
Speaker 1: where I do fucking care. I mean, we're always gonna
Speaker 1: care a little bit. But I don't know. I feel like,
Speaker 1: if something fel Listen, if something feels good and it's
Speaker 1: not hurting anybody, do it.
Speaker 2: If it's if it's something like if you're in a
Speaker 2: situation where someone asks you how they how you feel
Speaker 2: about something.
Speaker 1: I don't see why people lie.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's easier to just be honest about
Speaker 2: how you feel, especially in like in terms of situation,
Speaker 2: like relationships and people that.
Speaker 1: You may or may not like.
Speaker 2: Like if you like somebody and you're attracted to them
Speaker 2: and you want them to know that you like them.
Speaker 1: Send them a nude or tell them that you.
Speaker 2: Like them, or ask them out. You know, it's like
Speaker 2: it's life is long. Life is long, so you might
Speaker 2: as well be happy while you're living the.
Speaker 1: Life that you have.
Speaker 2: That's how I feel about it, because everything's not gonna
Speaker 2: make you happy. A lot of people are not happy
Speaker 2: with their jobs or their ugly ass kids or whatever
Speaker 2: their life situation is. But like, you know, there are
Speaker 2: things that we can control, and I feel like that's
Speaker 2: how we live our lives, like how we talk to
Speaker 2: people and how we let people talk to us, and
Speaker 2: who we send our nudes to.
Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am breach, I don't know. It's all dumb matter,
Speaker 1: it's not, it's all I mean. Right now, I'm just
Speaker 1: overthinking everything. I'm overthinking everything because I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 1: all of our lives are being put on hold right now, right, Well,
Speaker 1: what exactly did I have on fucking.
Speaker 2: No, it was, but it's just like you had just
Speaker 2: finished the Comedy Central and a bunch of stuff was
Speaker 2: about like was on the horizon, and all that stuff
Speaker 2: is on pause right now, so that is real.
Speaker 1: You know, Andrew, you have nothing to add this episode.
Speaker 1: Did you ask him a question?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Wait, ask me a question right, respond?
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, sorry, I'm just being aggressive projecting. Why are
Speaker 1: you being so sis? Why are you so gris sexually frustrated?
Speaker 1: I told you I'm horny geees.
Speaker 4: So you're projecting that on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, she wants to move to your neighborhood, she
Speaker 2: wants to send you her nudes.
Speaker 1: She wants you to answer a question. Andrew, you're younger
Speaker 1: than us. What's going on over there in young Town?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's just it's just crazy isolation town over here.
Speaker 3: We have really good days and we have very very
Speaker 3: bad days too, you know, where it's just like very alone.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like when all you have is yourself to just
Speaker 3: tell yourself crazy things that you feel about yourself, you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's it's it makes you go crazy.
Speaker 1: So what are you doing to like that?
Speaker 4: Or I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, recognizing the fact that it's just like the
Speaker 3: stories that you're telling yourself is like step number one.
Speaker 3: And then just like contacting people that would revalidate the
Speaker 3: fact that that's not actually reality, you know, and that
Speaker 3: this is not the way other people perceive you to be.
Speaker 3: It's step number two. And just I don't know, I
Speaker 3: don't know. It's just it's just crazy, right.
Speaker 4: Have you been feeling that at all? Well?
Speaker 1: And by myself?
Speaker 4: Yeah, by my every single.
Speaker 1: Day, Marie. I feel like I really just I see
Speaker 1: you some. Well, last week there was one day that
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I wish I could go over
Speaker 1: there and give her a hug, because you did look
Speaker 1: like you were over it. But I feel like you've
Speaker 1: been doing pretty decent. Yeah, for the most part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been doing pretty decent. But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Carolina walked all the way over here the other day
Speaker 2: and I saw her, and I haven't seen her since
Speaker 2: the beginning of March, and it was like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: I just miss my friends, Like I miss hugs. I'm
Speaker 2: not even really a hugger, but I miss hugs, and
Speaker 2: I miss happy Hour and I miss having conversations with
Speaker 2: people on the sidewalk and like touching somebody's shoulders, like
Speaker 2: I miss regular ass stuff. And some days I'll wake
Speaker 2: up and be very aware of that, you know, because
Speaker 2: like Andrew and I are in our little one bedrooms alone,
Speaker 2: and I mean, if we really wanted to, we could
Speaker 2: go home to our families. But it's like then I'm stuck.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be stuck nowhere, not at a
Speaker 1: time like this.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like, I like being in my own space,
Speaker 2: and I like that I'm in an area where I
Speaker 2: can walk to the park, where I can walk to
Speaker 2: the museum and like watch all the cars drive by
Speaker 2: and be like you know, but there are some days
Speaker 2: and I feel like people make me feel like I'm
Speaker 2: not allowed to have days like that because they're like,
Speaker 2: oh my, were you good?
Speaker 1: And it's like, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Good every day. I'm not good every day when we're
Speaker 2: not in quarantine, but like I'm not allowed to be like,
Speaker 2: oh I'm sad. I said in the studio once that
Speaker 2: I was depressed. And Andrew was like, no, you're not,
Speaker 2: and he was like, how are you gonna tell.
Speaker 4: Me I feel Wait? No, I feel bad? Yeah, because
Speaker 4: I yes, but you remember that.
Speaker 3: I do remember that because I think about your life.
Speaker 3: I think I think that was coming from a place
Speaker 3: of like, I'm jealous of your outlook. I think that
Speaker 3: was out of a place of jealousy where I'm just
Speaker 3: let's get into it where I'm just like Marie, I
Speaker 3: feel so bad that you feel that way it even
Speaker 3: though it came across exactly like that way where I like,
Speaker 3: see your life and I'm like nothing fazes her, you know,
Speaker 3: like the smallest thing could phase me or could face
Speaker 3: Sydney or whatever. But I see when things hit you
Speaker 3: and it's like they don't impact you in the same way.
Speaker 1: But not everything.
Speaker 2: But that's not true with everything, right, Like I'm an artist,
Speaker 2: Like I'm the most critical of myself at all times,
Speaker 2: so every like Comedy Central just posted a set that
Speaker 2: I did in January, and I felt really good about
Speaker 2: the set in the moment, and I watched it today
Speaker 2: and they cut some of my favorite jokes out.
Speaker 1: And why did they do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know for time, I guess I watched it
Speaker 2: and I was like, I wasn't as happy about it
Speaker 2: as I was when I listened to the audio that
Speaker 2: I recorded on my phone.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I heard it, and then I watched it and I
Speaker 2: was like, it's not the same energy. And then of
Speaker 2: course I read all of the comments and I was like,
Speaker 2: I gotta go.
Speaker 1: But wait, Marie, why do you do it? You cannot
Speaker 1: read comments.
Speaker 2: I listen every time a video of me goes online,
Speaker 2: and after this is after we finished recording this, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go read the comments.
Speaker 1: I read the comments. I always read the comments. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I that's what I do.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, you're saying that things don't hit me as
Speaker 2: hard as they hit you, But the things that do
Speaker 2: hit me sometimes are stuff that like you're like what
Speaker 2: this this is tiny, like this this is nothing or
Speaker 2: this is not a big deal. But like you know,
Speaker 2: different people get affected by different things differently.
Speaker 1: And I and you know what, Andrew, it's crazy because
Speaker 1: I used to think that about Marie, like years ago.
Speaker 1: We're coming up on six years this year, Wow, we're
Speaker 1: really doing this. Six year anniversary is coming up. The
Speaker 1: anniversary is coming up, and it's just like it's an
Speaker 1: accomplishment for me because you know, I go through best
Speaker 1: friends like shoes.
Speaker 2: So yeah, city does a lot, you have, No one
Speaker 2: has more friends than you do. You have more friends
Speaker 2: than anybody that I know, but I'm talking about best friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love her. Finish she's saying something nice about you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I mean I just was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: Marie is like Teflon and she has like such an
Speaker 1: amazing life and just nothing but good things happens to her.
Speaker 1: Happens to her, and she's gorgeous and a great body.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, there's nothing could happen that
Speaker 1: can fuck up her day. And then I'm like, as
Speaker 1: we've gotten closer and closer, she just doesn't talk about
Speaker 1: it as much. Like we're very vocal people. She'll keep
Speaker 1: it inside and then like something will be bothering her
Speaker 1: and she just it's inside. And sometimes I have to
Speaker 1: be a better friend and ask like, hey, how are
Speaker 1: you doing? What's going on? Like talk to me? And
Speaker 1: I can't just assume that everything is okay with you.
Speaker 1: I have to be better at that. Well, I think
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 2: I mean, but I think that's something that you can
Speaker 2: say about anybody. You can't assume that anybody is always okay, right,
Speaker 2: Like I do internalize a lot of things.
Speaker 1: I'm not like somebody.
Speaker 2: Who's who's like very open and like I'm sharing things
Speaker 2: that I'm going through and like traumas, not traumas, that's
Speaker 2: the wrong word because I don't really have trauma. But
Speaker 2: you know, Sydney is the opposite of me in that sense,
Speaker 2: Like she'll get on Instagram and be like, this is
Speaker 2: what's happening with my Wellbutrin, this is what's happening with this,
Speaker 2: and like people love that. But there are people like
Speaker 2: me who are the op Like I couldn't, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: talk about that. But if I do try to say
Speaker 2: that I'm not happy or I'm having a bad day,
Speaker 2: it's like people are like.
Speaker 1: Girl, like you'll be all right.
Speaker 2: And it's like I know that I will ultimately be okay.
Speaker 2: But you know we're like we're like opposites in that sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And but the as much as I put my
Speaker 1: stuff out there, I'm always regretting it. I'm always like, damn,
Speaker 1: people are gonna think I'm a looney ben and I'm
Speaker 1: an oversharer and I can't keep anything to myself.
Speaker 2: And I see you get like an outpoming a support
Speaker 2: when you share that stuff, Like I feel like there's
Speaker 2: like a there's like a flood of support.
Speaker 1: So you see that and you still think you shouldn't
Speaker 1: have done it. See, it's wild, It's true. It's like
Speaker 1: I mean, to be vulnerable to a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: strangers on stage is one thing, because you're on that
Speaker 1: stage and then you're like, I'm gonna leave. I might
Speaker 1: not ever see these people again. But on social media,
Speaker 1: people can come back, replay, send it to somebody else
Speaker 1: who don't fucking know you. Send it to a hater,
Speaker 1: send it to an ex, send it to an old
Speaker 1: manager that fired you, send it to your pastor. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's just it's so scary to be this vulnerable at
Speaker 1: a time like this. But for me, it's therapeutic because
Speaker 1: before I got sober, I did internalize everything. I never
Speaker 1: really talked about anything that I was feeling inside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: until like I had like a break and I had
Speaker 1: like this one friend that I would call her on
Speaker 1: Sundays and I would be just crying every Sunday dinner
Speaker 1: with your friends. Yeah, with my friend Marge. Shout out
Speaker 1: to March, I miss you. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: still listen to the podcast, but I Marge. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would call her and she's like, City, you need to
Speaker 1: talk to somebody, and you need to stop calling me
Speaker 1: this late. She would be at work, she would have
Speaker 1: the overnight shift, and I would call her because I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: she gotta pick up and she would pick up that
Speaker 1: she was working late at night and could pick up
Speaker 1: her phone. She worked at the hotel reception. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is the time that everybody is
Speaker 2: sharing on social media like stuff that because everybody's.
Speaker 1: Stuck at home.
Speaker 2: Nobody's in the studio recording music unless they have one
Speaker 2: in their house.
Speaker 1: No one is. Yes they are. They're having these DJ
Speaker 1: versus they had like Teddy Riley and Babyface. People are
Speaker 1: in their studios right, They're in their home studios. But
Speaker 1: like I'm saying, like people aren't. People aren't going out,
Speaker 1: They're not like these people who are artists are not
Speaker 1: free to create their art and share it with people. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm trying to say. They're doing.
Speaker 1: Everyone's doing that.
Speaker 2: Everyone's having their breakdowns on Live's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2: People are breaking down on Live. I eat Teddy Riley
Speaker 2: and Doja Cat like people. I'll be watching these people's
Speaker 2: lives and I'm like, ah.
Speaker 1: This is something is happening nobody. Uh, Marie, how do
Speaker 1: you feel about like everybody is putting their art or
Speaker 1: like having to do these front facing videos and install
Speaker 1: lives and tiktoks. How do you feel about that? Because
Speaker 1: you've because you've gone into it a little bit and
Speaker 1: you're so good. I love it. You're freaking great. I
Speaker 1: thoroughly enjoy any little video you put up. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Friend.
Speaker 2: It brings me joy to know that everybody is also
Speaker 2: going a little bit crazy like that. That I find
Speaker 2: comfort in that because I'm like, Beyonce hasn't posted anything,
Speaker 2: but she must be tired of all this as well.
Speaker 4: You know, has been doing a lot.
Speaker 3: I feel during quarantinely she do, okay, but a lot
Speaker 3: for Beyonce is like two things, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: She did she posted something for health care workers, like
Speaker 3: one like un edited shot of her thanking health care workers,
Speaker 3: and on her Instagram it was I forget I think
Speaker 3: it was on her Instagram.
Speaker 1: At the Disney song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then also the Disney song that she was
Speaker 3: like a surprise guest on the Disney thing and I
Speaker 3: was like, no, it was unannounced that she was just
Speaker 3: like singing like when you wish upon a star or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 2: But I was like, but did she say anything or
Speaker 2: was she just singing the song? And then she left
Speaker 2: because that's.
Speaker 4: No she said.
Speaker 3: She said, and this is what took me out, was
Speaker 3: like to my Disney family. And I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know. It feels weird for Beyonce to be
Speaker 3: part of the Disney family, even though I guess she
Speaker 3: was in the Lion Gang. But then she sang that
Speaker 3: song and I was I don't know, it just seems
Speaker 3: weird for her to be doing that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't seen Beyonce polks nothing.
Speaker 2: I saw a Blue Ivy did a science experiment that
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago, and I was like, mother, like, wait,
Speaker 2: just wait, explain, just be stealing from others, hold on
Speaker 2: and getting all of the credit.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: So a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: Or no, not even this. Just so the other day
Speaker 1: Tina Knowles recorded Blue Ivy.
Speaker 2: I think it was Tina Knowles because I think Beyonce
Speaker 2: just dropped her kids off and was.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't even want to see them.
Speaker 2: And so there's like a bunch of stuff in a
Speaker 2: bowl and she put soap on her finger and she's like,
Speaker 2: this is what happens when you wash your hair and
Speaker 2: then all the germs go.
Speaker 1: But that's something that I had seen on.
Speaker 2: Vine when I lived in LA I feel like, but
Speaker 2: people were like, oh my god, Blue Ivy deserves the
Speaker 2: Nobel Peace Prize and she drop it.
Speaker 1: She cured, she invented science.
Speaker 2: And I haven't seen Bill Nye, the science guy, since
Speaker 2: Blue Ivy was born.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I found Beyonce's video.
Speaker 2: It looks very edited. Who did her makeup? She don't
Speaker 2: seem like she quarantined. And if a makeup artist is
Speaker 2: doing for Maga.
Speaker 1: Well maybe she did her own cat. I well, I'm
Speaker 1: already telling you now. Amina's coming home. She was in Maryland,
Speaker 1: in DC or whatever. Mm hmm, She's coming home. May second.
Speaker 1: I'm risking it all. I'm fucking going to get my
Speaker 1: hair braided. I don't care what anybody says. You can
Speaker 1: judge me, you can roast me, you can be mad
Speaker 1: at me. I am going m h I had this
Speaker 1: lace front on for two months. My forehead is upset
Speaker 1: at me. Yeah, the forehead is like hair. And people
Speaker 1: are like, oh, you're you're gonna go get Like I
Speaker 1: see the things that they're saying online, like you don't
Speaker 1: need your hair done, you don't need your nails done,
Speaker 1: you don't need all these things to stay alive, and
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah, and it's like, yeah, but
Speaker 1: you don't understand how it is to be a black
Speaker 1: woman and do natural hair. A lot of the people
Speaker 1: who are talking, it's like, okay, sir, you have no hair, ma'am,
Speaker 1: you're bald, cis you're white, Like what are you guys
Speaker 1: talking about? It is very hard to maintain my texture
Speaker 1: of hair.
Speaker 2: But Sidney, you got to understand also that there are
Speaker 2: all the black women in the world are in quarantine
Speaker 2: right now. I know, we not off run into the
Speaker 2: Harlem to get our hair braided.
Speaker 1: We are not. So that's why I'm gonna take one
Speaker 1: for the motherfucking team and go lem me get this
Speaker 1: hair this scalp treated. You're gonna take an uber there.
Speaker 1: The uber is gonna be like one hundred dollars. Then
Speaker 1: you know, Amina is gonna put an extra fee on
Speaker 1: it because she's like, well, you're risking my life and
Speaker 1: you're putting me at risk yep.
Speaker 2: But also I think Amina's gonna be happy to see
Speaker 2: you as well, Like she's been in Maryland this whole time,
Speaker 2: and she's ready to come back to New York. So
Speaker 2: you might get stuck there. Amina Might. Did you see Saw?
Speaker 1: Amina Might? Saw you?
Speaker 2: You think Saw? You're gonna wake up and you're gonna
Speaker 2: be chained to the toilet.
Speaker 1: I mean the moment I get to see all my friends,
Speaker 1: I'm squeezing the shit out of them and I'm kissing
Speaker 1: them on the mouth, on the mouth, on the mouth. Wow,
Speaker 1: are you coming over here on Thursday? You wouldn't kiss
Speaker 1: me on the mouth. No, on the mouth during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: I knowed. Okay, if there was no pandemic. We're on
Speaker 1: an island. We're on an island. What island? Saint Martin? Okay? Sure,
Speaker 1: on vacation. We're on vacation. We on a honeymoon St.
Speaker 1: Martin together. There's nobody else there. You were in Saint Martin.
Speaker 1: We're on vacation. Okay. We're doing the live show and
Speaker 1: Expert an Official Expert live in Saint Martin. We're in
Speaker 1: Saint Martin. You you you had like one cocktail? I
Speaker 1: have one cocktail.
Speaker 2: How do you think how much you think out weigh you?
Speaker 2: They got weigh twelve pounds in one cocktail? Makes me gay?
Speaker 1: That was gay? It's not gay. That kiss one friend
Speaker 1: on the mouth. Sidney, you gotta delete my nudes. Yo,
Speaker 1: you gotta delete the cities. I cannot. You're talking to
Speaker 1: me right now. It's like, bitch, okay, Marie, Marie, off
Speaker 1: the record, off the record. You wouldn't kiss me on
Speaker 1: the record.
Speaker 2: I would not kiss you off the record, though, on
Speaker 2: the record, off the record, near the record, behind the record,
Speaker 2: in the record.
Speaker 1: She's saying that. Now, Sydney.
Speaker 2: We were cast in something a couple of years ago,
Speaker 2: and it was like a friend's web series or something,
Speaker 2: and there was a shot. There was a scene in
Speaker 2: the thing that we were shooting where you and I
Speaker 2: were supposed to kiss.
Speaker 1: And you were and I were both.
Speaker 2: Like, E were GROLs, I gotta kiss my friend.
Speaker 1: I feel like you were really loud about it. So
Speaker 1: he looked my hair was holding He looked at mess
Speaker 1: three years ago.
Speaker 2: Shout out to cruchet braids. Wow, Siddy, that's aggressive, that's aggressive.
Speaker 1: Well you said this is the time to say what
Speaker 1: you want.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, A one of the things you could have said.
Speaker 1: That's what you said. Look at Andrew, he wants no
Speaker 1: parts in this car. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to withhold my comments. Yeah, why because
Speaker 3: because I'm just like I don't know, because I know
Speaker 3: I don't want to say it.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say it.
Speaker 1: Say it. We'll keep it off the record. Say it.
Speaker 1: Say it, yeah, off.
Speaker 3: The record, because I don't Sidney, I feel like you
Speaker 3: look better now than you did in the past.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. So you're saying that I look worse. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that you looked worse Sydney me.
Speaker 4: And for for Sidney to say that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I look better now too. That's why I'm like, Marie,
Speaker 1: kiss me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Gonna GISs you. Sist somebody who looked like you. I'm
Speaker 1: just not gonna do it. Wait, you want to get
Speaker 1: somebody who would look like me?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Well, what well? What kind of girl would you want
Speaker 1: to kiss? The type of has a dick? That type?
Speaker 2: Wow, I one to I got one of those over here, Sidney.
Speaker 2: Let's talk to the listeners about what we've been googling. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: we've been googling?
Speaker 1: What what have you been googling? Oh, the listeners know that,
Speaker 1: like I think about the kind of porn I watch. No,
Speaker 1: that's not even that's not what I that's not what
Speaker 1: I was referring to.
Speaker 4: But no, go ahead and explain.
Speaker 2: You know, Sidney City is not my type for multiple reasons,
Speaker 2: but you know, one of them being because yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't I don't know if I want
Speaker 2: to say it on the podcast, But okay, can you say.
Speaker 1: It after sure?
Speaker 2: Okay, Sydney, I'm just gonna say it now. You're just
Speaker 2: not gonna be able to please me like I need
Speaker 2: to be pleased.
Speaker 1: Friend. That's that's what I'm Oh, yeah, absolutely, Well why
Speaker 1: are you taking it there? All I said was a kiss? Jesus,
Speaker 1: when you fucking wore? No you're a whore. No, you're
Speaker 1: a whore. You think you think I was talking about sex?
Speaker 1: You dirty little bit? Why your mouth on my mouth?
Speaker 1: I was just a little kiss, just a tiny one.
Speaker 1: What's not supposed to do for either of us. It's
Speaker 1: a little peck. That's what the listeners want to see. No, Sydney,
Speaker 1: remember when we were in San Francisco and they were
Speaker 1: kiss her yisirs.
Speaker 2: There were a lot of ways in there that wanted
Speaker 2: you to kiss them. Honestly, I'm surprised that you didn't
Speaker 2: go through the crowd and kiss everybody.
Speaker 1: In the room.
Speaker 2: Disrespect her bees. That's one respectful that you didn't kiss
Speaker 2: everybody who paid money to see us that night.
Speaker 1: They didn't man enough, darling. Oh they were out on
Speaker 1: the school nights this and it was cold too in
Speaker 1: San Francisco. I got nerve, you do a nerve, disrespectful whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean. Listen, guys, there's gonna be many weeks of this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to go get
Speaker 1: my hair braided so I can have something else to
Speaker 1: chat about. You know, I gotta go out there and
Speaker 1: do wild and crazy things and risk it for the pod.
Speaker 1: We want for the pod. We want to hear.
Speaker 2: About your sexual escapades. Don't nobody want to hear about
Speaker 2: you going to get your hair braided? I feel like
Speaker 2: all of the.
Speaker 1: Listeners just want to hear about, you know.
Speaker 2: Sexy time or you know, another misadventure of Sydney Elizabeth Washington, Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I I think you know I'm moving
Speaker 1: into the other part of my life mid thirties going
Speaker 1: on late thirties. It's gonna get wild. You know. I'm open.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for anything. Okay, let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: What specific things you Let's we're just gonna shout some
Speaker 2: things out Andrew you if you have something that you
Speaker 2: want to ask, ask it.
Speaker 1: Uh, you're open to everything. I mean, I would like
Speaker 1: to go on a vacation with someone and just like
Speaker 1: be an exhibitionist and like have sex outside. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: sex outside. Yeah, that's still on the list. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would love. I would love to like be on a.
Speaker 2: Beach late night, late night, the moon is shin.
Speaker 1: A full accidentally get a clam stuck in my clam?
Speaker 1: You know, is a clam the thing that has the pearls. No,
Speaker 1: that's an oyster.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well they both ugly, but yes, sure is
Speaker 3: clam stuck in my clam?
Speaker 1: The title of the episode We have not I like that.
Speaker 1: That's a good title. Okay, what'd you think, Murray, Huh,
Speaker 1: clam stuck in my clam? I said, put a pin
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: We'll clo Okay, because I do feel like I said
Speaker 2: something earlier that I was like, that's the title. And
Speaker 2: then nobody said it, so I was like, I guess
Speaker 2: it's not the title. I said it in my mind
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh that's good, and nobody agreed,
Speaker 2: So sorry, friend, whatever. That's why I'm not kissing anybody
Speaker 2: on this chat. You guys are all both dead to me. No,
Speaker 2: I want to have sex on the beach.
Speaker 1: I want to have.
Speaker 2: Sex like in a house that's on the beach that
Speaker 2: like opens out so like the sands, like getting in
Speaker 2: my coach. You know, Okay, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 2: that's not the beach. No, I'm on the beach. We
Speaker 2: own the beach. We each we on the beach beach,
Speaker 2: were on the beach beach, but you're talking about beach beach.
Speaker 1: We're on the beach in Saint Martin.
Speaker 2: I'm kissing for Unofficial ex Sport Live.
Speaker 1: Yes, coming soon, guys.
Speaker 2: Let's c U, M, M, I and G soon coming
Speaker 2: coming soon.
Speaker 1: You want to be an exhibitionist? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: I love that for you. And then or if I
Speaker 1: get somebody, and then I'd be like, hey, Marie, you
Speaker 1: want to join.
Speaker 2: You'll sit up trying to see my titties in real life?
Speaker 4: And have you never seen Marie's boobs in real life.
Speaker 1: No, not really. Maybe a little like maybe she flashed
Speaker 1: a little bit, but not really.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, I mean Marie's like very she doesn't really
Speaker 1: sure her body. I think because I'm gay, I think
Speaker 1: that's what it is. I think if I was straight,
Speaker 1: she would be more open to showing me because this
Speaker 1: is why.
Speaker 2: Honestly, what it is. Anytime somebody sees my boobs, they
Speaker 2: lose their minds. It is really what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: somebody said I love you to me the other day.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about that? Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: He said I love you to me the other day
Speaker 2: and he was like, you don't have to say it back,
Speaker 2: but he said it so fast that because like he no,
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to say it back.
Speaker 1: But it was like, I don't know. It was interesting.
Speaker 1: What was it in response to, oh, we were.
Speaker 2: We were hooking up having we were hooking up, you know,
Speaker 2: and he said, I love you. You don't have to
Speaker 2: say it back. And I was like, oh, well, what
Speaker 2: do you want me to do with that information?
Speaker 1: Just so you know? He was like nothing, I don't.
Speaker 1: I just want you to know.
Speaker 2: I feel like you need to know. And I was like,
Speaker 2: what do you love about me?
Speaker 1: Like why?
Speaker 2: And he listed all these things and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he he does sound like he's in love.
Speaker 1: Anyway. I didn't say it back, but I do like
Speaker 1: him so, and why are you doing that with your face?
Speaker 2: Just because somebody says I love you doesn't mean you
Speaker 2: have to automatically say.
Speaker 3: About yes, but I feel like you're you're fishing for compliments.
Speaker 3: In response, you were like, Okay, why do you love me?
Speaker 3: And I'm not going to tell you back.
Speaker 1: Well, I just wanted to know why, Like what do
Speaker 1: you love? What? What do you know? Why? You know
Speaker 1: why I love you? We're obsessed with you? No, not
Speaker 1: y'all him?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but we we like you for the similar reasons.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't asking you guys. I was asking you
Speaker 2: guys to say why you love me?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, yeah it's no.
Speaker 4: But it's like, you know why people are drawn to you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why are you asking?
Speaker 1: Andrews? Don't do that someone says they love you, you
Speaker 1: take that moment to ask every single one because they're
Speaker 1: so open. Okay, great, what why?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Tell me?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: What do you love?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Color on my eyes? How many gray hairs do I
Speaker 1: have on my head? What's my mom? And made? Where
Speaker 1: did I grow up?
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, he doesn't know any of those things.
Speaker 2: But that's the time I feel like I don't know
Speaker 2: why panicked.
Speaker 1: I love he was hard for me. He was so
Speaker 1: hard for her. It's so hard.
Speaker 2: And then after he said that, he was like, I
Speaker 2: would do anything for you, and I was like, who
Speaker 2: should I take a hit.
Speaker 1: Out on somebody? Like how do I approve it?
Speaker 2: And then it was like, let me just this man
Speaker 2: is trying to take my spot and I don't appreciate it.
Speaker 2: You flying me to say, I'm gonna have him fly
Speaker 2: to Saint Martin's sis because he said he would do
Speaker 2: anything for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, But then he was like, I would need to
Speaker 1: be there too with you at Saint Martin, and then
Speaker 1: I would have to obviously be in a threesome with
Speaker 1: you guys. Sure, And I think that he would like
Speaker 1: that friend, I would And if a man's involved, I'm
Speaker 1: just watching. I'm not getting involved.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you have a question, did he did he
Speaker 3: say that I would do anything for you? Before or
Speaker 3: after he ejaculated before? Oh you gotta you gotta follow
Speaker 3: up after see if it.
Speaker 1: Well, I kind of like I roasted him for the
Speaker 1: rest of the night. I was like, you love me,
Speaker 1: I don't Why would you do that? What's wrong with you? Huh?
Speaker 2: You know people don't say I love you to me,
Speaker 2: so that's what's wrong with me. Uh, it's it's just
Speaker 2: it's funny.
Speaker 1: Love is funny, right.
Speaker 2: If we can't laugh at ourselves, then what can we
Speaker 2: laugh at factual? I mean, and by ourselves I mean
Speaker 2: other people.
Speaker 1: No, you're right.
Speaker 2: If we can't laugh at other people, what can we
Speaker 2: laugh at?
Speaker 1: But you know, so things are cool on this side.
Speaker 1: But uh, I see what happens. Every time someone said
Speaker 1: I love you to you guys. You guys would sit
Speaker 1: it back. Okay, I gotta go get my package at
Speaker 1: the door. Hold on a second, okay, wow, Andrew.
Speaker 3: Every time I don't know, when it's like a friendly conversation,
Speaker 3: you have to say it back. You know what, when
Speaker 3: your friends say it, Yeah, because they're on like a
Speaker 3: different wavelength.
Speaker 4: That makes sense for me.
Speaker 1: I don't even say when they say to me, they'd
Speaker 1: be like love you. I'll be like, okay, bye.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there are some people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do that too, but I don't know, not
Speaker 3: too many like romantic relationships have said that I've not
Speaker 3: been in that situation before. But have you followed up
Speaker 3: with him and asked him like, hey, I don't know,
Speaker 3: like has he said anything crazy like that?
Speaker 4: Not to say that's crazy, but.
Speaker 2: After I knew that, I've known that he liked me more. Right,
Speaker 2: We've known each other for a couple of years, but
Speaker 2: we just started hooking up a couple months ago. I've
Speaker 2: known that he likes me more, and he's more like
Speaker 2: oping about it than I am. But I do really
Speaker 2: like him and we have fun together. So I mean,
Speaker 2: he's coming over after this for lunch at five.
Speaker 4: Yeah, lunch five o'clock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at five, So it's like I don't know, and
Speaker 2: then we'll talk like it's just easy to talk to him,
Speaker 2: where like like there's no pretending. We're both very honest
Speaker 2: and very open. I mean, he's not my boyfriend because
Speaker 2: he's sleeping with other people. And when I met him,
Speaker 2: I was somebody else.
Speaker 3: Is he still sleeping with other people during this No,
Speaker 3: so he chose you.
Speaker 1: For the quarantine. I mean obviously he chose me. Have
Speaker 1: you seen have you seen him at today? My microwave
Speaker 1: came Sydney, got out a microwave. A rich is friend.
Speaker 1: All right. I guess we're gonna have to wrap this
Speaker 1: up soon because I have to talk to my therapist
Speaker 1: and I need to talk to my therapist. Who's your therapist?
Speaker 2: Oh, my friend is coming over for lunch at five.
Speaker 4: We were just talking about you missed it while you're
Speaker 4: getting your microwave.
Speaker 1: While you're getting your microwaves. I know because Marie didn't.
Speaker 1: I say I want to come over today, and you
Speaker 1: were like, nope, I have why.
Speaker 2: I said, he's coming over here today or on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Okay, come over on Thursday. Yeah, I'm coming on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Tell me bring your corona to my house on Thursday.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. And I'm kissing you on the mouth.
Speaker 1: I hope you are not.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have one all the bands in the ninety
Speaker 2: five masks and I'm gonna have I'm gonna have a
Speaker 2: lace front on my chin.
Speaker 1: You know, Hi, friend, I'll hug you at the door
Speaker 1: on the way out. Bye. Sitting you're being very aggressive,
Speaker 1: I am. I'm just trying to learn how to be
Speaker 1: aggressive so I can get what I want from me
Speaker 1: and from somebody else. Yeah from other people. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: before we go is there's two nights of my friends?
Speaker 1: Is there something you're trying to like? Is there something
Speaker 1: you want to leave the listeners on before we go? Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't remember if you did your highlight of the week.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I did the nudes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the dudes. That was good.
Speaker 2: And I guess what I just said was my highlight
Speaker 2: of the week because it was very entertaining for me.
Speaker 1: Andrew, what's your highlight highlight for this week?
Speaker 4: I just I love to talk with you. This is
Speaker 4: the highlight for me.
Speaker 1: Andrew.
Speaker 2: We should FaceTime?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we should.
Speaker 1: Outside of this, I FaceTime with him. So yeah, So
Speaker 1: can you guys get on here and don't really have
Speaker 1: nothing to say to each other?
Speaker 3: So it's like, Okaya, do you still think that it's
Speaker 3: going to be June first?
Speaker 4: Because the last episode you said.
Speaker 1: June first, that's the number I have in my head.
Speaker 3: Do you think because they just they just canceled Pride
Speaker 3: yesterday and that's the last weekend in June.
Speaker 2: Well, because even if they reopened this country back up
Speaker 2: on June tenth, the crowd that would typically be at Pride.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be as big this year, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, at at all right, because people can't
Speaker 1: we're not having it at all right. People are still
Speaker 1: going to be afraid.
Speaker 2: To like be in like massive crowds of people like that.
Speaker 2: So that could be one reason why they canceled it.
Speaker 2: But I thought that they said we were they extended
Speaker 2: it in New York till the twentieth or the fifteenth
Speaker 2: of May.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm looking outside and I'm like, it looks fine.
Speaker 1: Just a little bit.
Speaker 2: If some people get sick, then you know that we
Speaker 2: know it's not all.
Speaker 1: The way safe.
Speaker 2: But regardless of when they open it up, there's gonna
Speaker 2: be a rush of people who go out, and there
Speaker 2: are people that.
Speaker 1: Are gonna get sick, and then it'll plateau a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's what I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I mean, I'm not gonna be out on
Speaker 2: June first, but I'm gonna come out on my third.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna come out, but like I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: to have me and like you know, our group chat,
Speaker 1: try to meet up like in a park or something
Speaker 1: like that, and yeah, we should have a picnic, have
Speaker 1: a little picnic. We shuld have a picnic.
Speaker 2: We'll be outside, there'll be fresh air, sunshine, and everybody
Speaker 2: will bring something.
Speaker 1: We'll start a Google doc for the picnic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody's wanna bring a watermelon salad.
Speaker 1: You know it'll be cute. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then the knit whenever we open the back up
Speaker 2: and we can do the knitting factory again. I think
Speaker 2: that'll be a party and I'm anticipating that people are
Speaker 2: gonna be there, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a tight little space. Op. It's four fifty nine, Okay.
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