Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died Ah at the Kitchen.
Speaker 2: Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his
Speaker 2: love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now join my bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Dan Patrick takes a gamble and the usual
Speaker 1: suspects are here. Dylan is here, I got Ray who
Speaker 1: is the producer. Marvin is here as well. In New Orleans,
Speaker 1: I got bad Larry at the Jersey Shore and Shay
Speaker 1: where are you?
Speaker 3: I'm in hell? Danny better known as Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad to wait. Are you okay? Somebody's sounds sniffly?
Speaker 3: What made me Dan?
Speaker 4: My wife's been sick for a couple of days. I'm
Speaker 4: down the beach sitting in my car.
Speaker 1: That sounds creepy. Yeah yeah, that sounds creepy. Uh.
Speaker 5: Ok, let's get let's get sick and go sit in
Speaker 5: our car at the beach.
Speaker 1: Let me let me recap here. Dylan lost two units
Speaker 1: last week, he's minus six bad. Larry won one, He's
Speaker 1: got four units, and Shay lost three, so he's minus
Speaker 1: four units. Is that good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sounds about right?
Speaker 1: Okay, And then we have prop bets, we have well
Speaker 1: a lot of these things. Let me see anything else
Speaker 1: that needs to be mentioned here? Ray, do I need
Speaker 1: to mention anything else before we get started here? I know,
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of other things going on. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of moving targets. So if you're new to
Speaker 1: the podcast, get ready. There's a conspiracy theory around the
Speaker 1: Luca Trade, there's issues at the casino, and uh, let
Speaker 1: me see anything else ready that we need to address.
Speaker 6: Well, Dylan wore the We went down to Bourbon Street
Speaker 6: and Dylan was wearing basically like what were you wearing?
Speaker 1: What type of shoes were you wearing? You're like they
Speaker 1: were loafers.
Speaker 6: They're like loafers that are meant to only be worn inside,
Speaker 6: and he's wearing them out in the dirtiest place possible.
Speaker 1: That's probably yeah, yeah, okay, they survived though.
Speaker 6: He got recognized three separate occasions on Bourbons Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I someone uh, I just hear someone go, that's
Speaker 5: a b RG and then I like look over my
Speaker 5: shoulder and he goes Dylan, And at that point I
Speaker 5: had already walked away too much, so I just kind.
Speaker 1: Of like, ah, hey, oh you big time.
Speaker 5: I've been inadvertently big time. But then Dan at your
Speaker 5: at uh Dan interviews Dan last night, the h that.
Speaker 1: Guy was there all the guy who went yeah, the guy.
Speaker 5: Who I big timed on Bourbon Street. So we made amends. Okay,
Speaker 5: he actually ended up buying me a drink.
Speaker 1: Oh, but she should have probably been the other way around.
Speaker 3: But now the fact that anybody has anybody like Spans,
Speaker 3: have they offered you any drugs?
Speaker 5: It's funny you should ask Shay because no, and I've
Speaker 5: been pretty fucking pissed about it.
Speaker 3: What's the point. What's the point of being recognized? I
Speaker 3: don't get.
Speaker 5: I will say I've been offered yeah, walking down Bourbon
Speaker 5: Street a bunch of times, but uh, I know better
Speaker 5: than that.
Speaker 1: So this is kind of building shade that Ray and
Speaker 1: some of the back room guys, Dylan, they were in
Speaker 1: the pool and their underwear they hot, yeah, hot and.
Speaker 2: Very exposed in the pool.
Speaker 1: They you know, there's a lot of people who can
Speaker 1: see outside their rooms.
Speaker 5: Mario has is like has one of the giant windows.
Speaker 5: So we actually and we saw Mario in his underwear
Speaker 5: in the pool the other day, but he was inside.
Speaker 1: Uh, Dylan and Dylan and Ray went to the casino.
Speaker 1: So two hours at Caesar's and they were only down
Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars total.
Speaker 5: Blackjack's fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Congratulations. And then they they were
Speaker 1: somewhere on Bourbon Street, around Bourbon Street, and they were
Speaker 1: drinking cherries out of formaldehyde.
Speaker 5: You know, I would have killed if it was from Aldeide.
Speaker 1: I don't know what, but it's like when you put
Speaker 1: your the the barber puts his combs in that whatever.
Speaker 1: That blue stuff is.
Speaker 5: The stuff to kill anything that goes in.
Speaker 1: And they so they these were cherries that were in
Speaker 1: what alcohol?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it was probably some ever Clear type concoction.
Speaker 5: And the guy fished them out. I was like, how
Speaker 5: do we get these out of here? And he just
Speaker 5: plucked to him out with his hand drunk in the thing,
Speaker 5: and I was like, he looks clean enough.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, he's getting fed cherries, you know, like
Speaker 1: you're you know, some Roman emperor.
Speaker 5: He gave them to us for free because he was like,
Speaker 5: literally no one ever asked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like that's like a dude offering, like take
Speaker 3: pictures of your feet for free. Like what he loved it.
Speaker 3: He's like, give you these cherries in your mouth, no problem,
Speaker 3: and set you up on feet Finder.
Speaker 1: Yeah right dot com. Yeah yes, Ray.
Speaker 6: He also he was like, don't have more than one
Speaker 6: of these. You'll be in a bad you'll be in
Speaker 6: bad shape. And Dylan had three and I think five minutes.
Speaker 5: I've had the most epic acid reflux for the last
Speaker 5: two days.
Speaker 1: And the food is either oh yeah, food is awesome though,
Speaker 1: uh and bad. Larry, you sent me a suggestion with
Speaker 1: somebody in your family tree who owns a restaurant down here.
Speaker 4: Yes, Palador five eleven. I've sent twenty people there, at
Speaker 4: least Dan. Everyone tells me it's fabulous. I've never been there,
Speaker 4: but uh, plenty of people have. Okay, you can walk
Speaker 4: to Dylan, walk to it tonight, palad I might, Dylan,
Speaker 4: I might make a call.
Speaker 5: For you, Larry, if you make a call and then
Speaker 5: textas the name too, just so we have the smelling down.
Speaker 4: P A l A d A R five eleven. Just cool.
Speaker 1: I can remember thanks Larry. Okay, let me recap here.
Speaker 1: Anything worth recapping here? Anybody want a bitch and moan
Speaker 1: about anything? Uh, Shaye will start with you.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I got lots of bitch about
Speaker 3: but it's mainly concerning Luca. We don't have to recap.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, you.
Speaker 1: Can do that. You want to do the Luca conspiracy theory?
Speaker 4: Uh did, Danny?
Speaker 3: Okay? Conspiracy theory is something that I do. I've got
Speaker 3: a lot of them. I spur them on the show.
Speaker 3: I've got an issue. I get it. But this is real, Danny,
Speaker 3: This is real. Miriam. Adamson is trying to get a
Speaker 3: casino built in Dallas, but she forgot that the doubt
Speaker 3: the Texas state legislature is full of Baptists, full of
Speaker 3: evangelical to think Hamblin is the sin. So the only
Speaker 3: way she could move the team to Vegas is the
Speaker 3: Dallas fan base is apathetic because adam Silver ain't never
Speaker 3: letting the team leave Dallas for Vegas. It's like the
Speaker 3: third largest media market. Blah blah blah. Right, you know, Danny,
Speaker 3: you can text them right now. They'll tell you the
Speaker 3: same thing. But if they get rid of Luca. Nobody
Speaker 3: goes to games, nobody buys jerseys, the team tanks, and
Speaker 3: she can say, you know what, let's move to my
Speaker 3: gambling resort in the heavens a La Vegas because she
Speaker 3: can't get one built in Dallas because of the Baptist.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's a Baptist this year.
Speaker 3: It's definitely a Baptist issue, real Baptist, not the liberty fakers,
Speaker 3: but like real Baylor Baptists.
Speaker 1: Okay, so blame the Baptist, not the not the owner
Speaker 1: of the Mavericks, Miriam Adelson. Yes she is, I know,
Speaker 1: but you know, the Baptist don't want gambling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're the big fucking god guy.
Speaker 3: No, no, no. The Baptists run the state, Danny the
Speaker 3: bat Or in the state legislature, they're in the Senate,
Speaker 3: they're in the Attorney General's office. They don't want gambling day.
Speaker 3: They don't want it.
Speaker 1: And it's kind of funny in Texas.
Speaker 5: You can like blow someone's head off for looking at you,
Speaker 5: but they can't put a casino there.
Speaker 3: I don't see the irony.
Speaker 1: Uh bad, Larry, anything that you want to recaunt?
Speaker 4: Did Ray not charge me for Ludwig Allberg dropping out
Speaker 4: or withdrawing from Pebble Beach.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I had it.
Speaker 6: I had him to win, and the sports book charged me.
Speaker 6: So you guys got charged too.
Speaker 1: That seems fair, dude.
Speaker 4: Okay, then I'm only then what was my other win? Then?
Speaker 4: I thought I was even for the week, and.
Speaker 6: You got Saint John's Providence under right. I think you
Speaker 6: put two units on that.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that makes sense. Then I don't remember doing that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know I bet it and I yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean I bet it with the I went to
Speaker 4: the game, so I had him.
Speaker 3: I had him under.
Speaker 4: Under for the first half was sixty eight and under
Speaker 4: for the game was one forty four and a half.
Speaker 4: I had them both and it was like the easiest
Speaker 4: win of all time.
Speaker 3: I hit it.
Speaker 4: Right where you want to talk that morning?
Speaker 3: Right? Shaye had it also? Yep?
Speaker 1: All right, let me start with bets this week, bad Larry,
Speaker 1: since you're the clubhouse leader, what are we betting on?
Speaker 4: All right? Sign up is gonna be upset with this?
Speaker 4: Five units? Shay on the Eagles was pocket. It was
Speaker 4: plus one and a half when I bet it. I
Speaker 4: think it's one today.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Whatever you guys want to give me. I don't care.
Speaker 4: Eagles are going to win the game. Then I have
Speaker 4: one unit. Go ahead, Dan, it's one and a half.
Speaker 4: Oh it is still one and a half to okay, perfect?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that thing hasn't budged.
Speaker 4: Now my book, he has won already five units on
Speaker 4: the Eagles plus one and a half. Then I have
Speaker 4: one unit on like ten bests. I'll just read them
Speaker 4: off half under the first quarter, my guy ten over
Speaker 4: forty nine for the game.
Speaker 1: I have Larry, Larry, I have nine and a half
Speaker 1: first quarter.
Speaker 4: Damn, that's a big that's a big half point. You're
Speaker 4: stealing from me.
Speaker 1: I didn't steal anything. I'm just telling you what the
Speaker 1: number is according to drought Kings.
Speaker 4: You know what, I still wanted it under nine and
Speaker 4: a half. I bet the under for the first quarter
Speaker 4: in the Super Bowl for like fifteen years in a row.
Speaker 4: Over forty nine for the game, over Barkley's longest reception
Speaker 4: at nine and a half yards, over Davonte Smith's longest
Speaker 4: reception at twenty and a half yards. Then one unit
Speaker 4: each on anytime scorers. I want Travis Kelcey, Jalen Hurts,
Speaker 4: Davonte Smith, and Chakwan Barkley Sa Kwan, and I want
Speaker 4: then the ones that race sent out. I want under
Speaker 4: ten and a half halftime songs by Kendrick Lamar whatever
Speaker 4: his name is. I want. I want under under five
Speaker 4: and a half Swift Taylor Swift sightings. But that's just
Speaker 4: during the game, during game time, and then of course
Speaker 4: over the one hundred and twenty thousand beers. I just
Speaker 4: have to bet over that.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh shay, you're up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Danny, I mean I got I'm probably thirty bets in,
Speaker 3: but coin toss heads. I also hammered the over five
Speaker 3: planes and I don't see that on the sheet ray,
Speaker 3: but over five planes and the flyover.
Speaker 1: Way A man, hold on here, don't don't we do?
Speaker 1: We have inside information here.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to call it inside information Dan, but
Speaker 5: I like that bed a lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, we talked about Danny. I hammered it. My local
Speaker 3: took the bet online number. I hammered the hell out
Speaker 3: of it. That's essentially my entire weekend. By the way,
Speaker 3: the roommate invited about twelve people over for Oh, pull
Speaker 3: me to morning.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, do you want to come over to my house?
Speaker 3: I'd love to I'd love to depart from my family
Speaker 3: because I got to cook. If I let all these
Speaker 3: people show.
Speaker 1: Up, no, no, just Shed, No, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want anybody to show up.
Speaker 5: I just if you can pick one you're picking, I
Speaker 5: would pick Shed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to the basement. No, no, that's where
Speaker 1: we would be. We'd be in the basement there. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else do you have to ben?
Speaker 3: Gatoray color blue? Nick Fole to be shown live? What
Speaker 3: does Jason Kelsey do? First? Chug a beer? Take a
Speaker 3: shirt off, chug of beer, lay in one twenty under
Speaker 3: of the national anthem this year. This is new for me,
Speaker 3: but John Batiste has shown me his true colors and
Speaker 3: how much he hates America. So we're going to take
Speaker 3: the under there. Oh yeah, Danny, Yeah. Primary color for
Speaker 3: Tom Brady's tie. Great over plus three fifty, let's go.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's a sharp color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, neutral? Yeah. I would have said red and it
Speaker 1: probably similar. It might be because that would be Chiefs red.
Speaker 1: So you can't do that bias, you know, do you
Speaker 1: know what the time?
Speaker 3: Look? Look where he's going going to Vegas? Silver and
Speaker 3: black bingo Bengo, Hello.
Speaker 1: I like that one. But also, what color is the
Speaker 1: super Bowl Trump Bingo Bengo chrome silverish, Yeah, silverish chrome
Speaker 1: bingo bengo. All right, yeah uh.
Speaker 5: Dylan, all right, Dan, I kind of like that tie
Speaker 5: bat plus three hundred. I might I might sprinkle that
Speaker 5: into all right, I'm going.
Speaker 1: To did you have how many times three people will
Speaker 1: be mentioned?
Speaker 3: Shay? I did? Yeah, over one and a half. Hit
Speaker 3: that like a northern Danny.
Speaker 1: Okay, of course, Dylan, go ahead, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Dan, I got Chiefs minus the one and a
Speaker 5: half the game to go under forty eight and a
Speaker 5: half tails for the coin toss, I got two units
Speaker 5: on purple. I think the Chiefs are gonna win. They've
Speaker 5: been drinking a lot of purple gatorade in the super Bowl.
Speaker 5: And the fact that that one's plus one seventy five
Speaker 5: and they're all way longer odds leads me to believe
Speaker 5: that maybe there's someone has an inside track on it already.
Speaker 5: Kareem Hunt super Bowl MVP plus six thousand bucket.
Speaker 1: Wow, nobody else will, No one else will, but I am.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm gonna max bet if as much as I
Speaker 5: am allowed to on the flyover going over five and
Speaker 5: a half.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many units he is allowed to
Speaker 1: bet ray five. Yeah, I'm slapping five on that.
Speaker 5: If you can find that line somewhere, I suggest you
Speaker 5: do the same.
Speaker 1: Yes, you you could influence the line right here this thing.
Speaker 1: You could.
Speaker 5: If this thing moves up to six, yes, Ray, I'll check.
Speaker 6: It tomorrow morning and see if it wis Okay, I
Speaker 6: bet you will move it.
Speaker 1: It's five and a half, okay, all right?
Speaker 5: Yes to an octopus. It's gonna be jail it hurts again,
Speaker 5: I'll the last time. Yes to a dwink plus five
Speaker 5: fifty uh saquon under one hundred.
Speaker 1: And twelve and a half rushing yards. It's a lot, okay,
Speaker 1: over on.
Speaker 5: The national anthem.
Speaker 1: That's that's a two minutes in a half a second yep,
Speaker 1: one and a half?
Speaker 5: Uh and Kareem Hunt first touchdown score plus nine hundred
Speaker 5: scored four straight games and then Dan people forget it's
Speaker 5: waste management weekend too.
Speaker 1: Yes, well it's wasted managed.
Speaker 5: It's wasted management week down here. My guy Justin Thomas
Speaker 5: to win plus twelve hundred and sung Jay him top
Speaker 5: five JMA, he is him?
Speaker 3: Yes? Ray?
Speaker 6: Uh, did you happen to see if that donk has
Speaker 6: to go in. I didn't see that.
Speaker 5: We discussed the lost Oh, yes, i'd actually.
Speaker 6: I'll double check. Yeah, I didn't see any.
Speaker 5: I'm taking it regardless, but that is an important detail.
Speaker 1: If you bank went in off the post?
Speaker 5: Is it in the gate the dink?
Speaker 1: Okay? Anything else that needs to be mentioned here?
Speaker 3: Bad?
Speaker 1: Larry? Who are you watching the Super Bowl with?
Speaker 4: I'm I'm not sure yet, but probably Bobby mahaf You know,
Speaker 4: we usually go to Mohan's house.
Speaker 1: For of course, everybody knows. Everybody knows Bobby Mahan of course.
Speaker 1: Why why do you do this all the time?
Speaker 2: I know, but there's a.
Speaker 4: Lot of people.
Speaker 1: Okay, you just say I'm going to a friend.
Speaker 4: I'm going a couple of miles up the ocean to
Speaker 4: a friend's house to watch the Super Bowl work.
Speaker 1: We watched it before.
Speaker 4: We have watched every Notre Dame and Giant game for
Speaker 4: the last twenty five years, although I've been in pretty
Speaker 4: much a no show this year because the Giants suck.
Speaker 6: We wait to stick it out, Larry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you gonna stay in your car for that too?
Speaker 4: Larry, I'm gonna head home as some of the show's over.
Speaker 1: Uh, Shae is gonna be with a lot of new friends,
Speaker 1: the tennis wives of Connecticut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Danny Airfield Store, I got to get a crate
Speaker 3: of booze for these women. You have no idea. They
Speaker 3: don't eat, but they're going to be met.
Speaker 5: Are you going to be serving Shay? They're gonna get
Speaker 5: that Garson one more please.
Speaker 3: No, not me. They'll probably make the kids serve these
Speaker 3: wackos one more line.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Next Saturday, we're taking a road trip to Wheeling Island
Speaker 3: Hotel Casino on race Track in Wheeling, West Virginia. For
Speaker 3: those loyal listeners out in the God's Country, let us know,
Speaker 3: hit us up on the Twitter and whatnot, because we're
Speaker 3: finna get weird.
Speaker 1: Is it you in the roommate?
Speaker 3: No me, Dylan and Ray Danny.
Speaker 1: Oh no business? Oh my, this is right off.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did they accept that much of a right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Okay. So that that's a week from tomorrow Saturday. Okay,
Speaker 1: and then if you're lucky, you're new pet greyhound. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: uh so, Dyl, were are you watching the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1: I've got no plans.
Speaker 5: I kind of forget about that. Like when we're here
Speaker 5: for the week, it kind of gets lost a little bit.
Speaker 5: But I'll probably it'll.
Speaker 1: Be low key.
Speaker 5: I think I'll just I'm probably take a nap during
Speaker 5: and honestly.
Speaker 1: How about you go to SHA's. I could go to Shay's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're more than a welcome brother, more than welcome
Speaker 3: swing through.
Speaker 1: And I like that your daughters recognize me on TV, Shay.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I don't know what's going on with the
Speaker 3: big girls. But they're watching that Sean Payton film on TV, Yeah,
Speaker 3: with with Paul Blart. Yeah, and they're watching it and
Speaker 3: then and then Danny comes on the TV because Sean
Speaker 3: Payton's watching the Dan Patrick Show. And they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: so they're freaking here. Shows up. But I gotta deal
Speaker 3: with that bullshit and why I'm not you and all
Speaker 3: they're crap and how you're the best.
Speaker 5: There's a whole new generation of Dan the actor fans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they love.
Speaker 1: It was the roommate. They're watching too.
Speaker 3: No, thank god, Yes.
Speaker 1: Ray, I got one question for Shay.
Speaker 6: How would you deal with going to the casino with
Speaker 6: people and someone doesn't put in money and then backseat
Speaker 6: gambles while you gamble and lose money?
Speaker 3: Oh you mean a cooler.
Speaker 6: Yeah, someone comes, someone comes into group and the other
Speaker 6: person doesn't put money in, but they're just backseat gambling a.
Speaker 3: Cooler and I'm losing. That's a fucking cooler. They're getting
Speaker 3: called out or tell your cooler to kick rock. I
Speaker 3: don't care how much you're paying on a W two
Speaker 3: out of my life.
Speaker 1: Uh ray, where are you watching the Super Bowl?
Speaker 6: I think I'm going to a darts bar, going to
Speaker 6: play some darts and the watch the Super Bowl. I
Speaker 6: become a big darts guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I'm excited about that. Yes, Marvin this mfor
Speaker 1: had a shirt on of his favorite darts player and
Speaker 1: he was born in like twenty ten.
Speaker 5: What's my man's name, Luke Hitler, he's seventeen.
Speaker 2: You got a seventeen year old boy on your shirt.
Speaker 2: He's won me a shit ton of money this year.
Speaker 3: I'm Martin Van Gerwin.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, bad Larry. I hope you have a great weekend,
Speaker 1: and I hope your wife feels better. And of course,
Speaker 1: you know, my best to Bobby Mahon, everybody, the entire
Speaker 1: audience once its best to Bobby Mahan, Shay and Irving.
Speaker 1: Of course, my best to the roommate and your daughters, Dylan, Ray,
Speaker 1: Marvin yours truly our pleasure to serve you on Dan
Speaker 1: Patrick takes a gamble. Good luck this weekend. We'll talk
Speaker 1: to you next week