WEBVTT - Postman Stealing Halloween Decorations

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<v Speaker 1>That free money phone tap, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran,

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<v Speaker 1>the Elvis Duran's phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, scary, what's your phone tap all about today?

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<v Speaker 1>So Susannah wants to play a phone tap on her

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<v Speaker 1>best friend Carmela, who lives a few doors away.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone has been stealing Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>Decorations in the neighborhood, and Carmelo suspects it might be

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<v Speaker 1>the mail man. So Susannah calls Carmela to alert her

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<v Speaker 1>that she just saw the postman.

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<v Speaker 2>Do something suspicious. And I'm the postman.

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<v Speaker 1>See what happened to phone Hello, Carmela.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just looking out the window and the guy's there.

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<v Speaker 2>The postman's there. He's delivering the mail and he's over

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<v Speaker 2>from your own house. And he looks around and he

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<v Speaker 2>started taking down the skeleton and discussed in his back.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it. I knew.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you this. That's one of the bitch stealing

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<v Speaker 2>from us. Listen, you gotta get him on tape and

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<v Speaker 2>walking a mail box.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, well, he's tell me here, he's coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell you what's up.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a couple of pieces for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, this is like, sir, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is gonna sound crazy, but my my friend,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend wants to.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna rush. I'm kind running late on my route.

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<v Speaker 1>You wants to.

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<v Speaker 2>Get going, he wants to go see all things get

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<v Speaker 2>away on the phone right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, he really really by the hand.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not supposed to be getting involved in customers business.

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<v Speaker 2>This is against the law. Hello, hello, hello, You're not

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be getting involved in customers This is a whippop.

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<v Speaker 2>But you did and stealing things off of people's property.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about? You have been feeling stuff

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<v Speaker 2>on my house.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've been putting all these decorations out there and

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<v Speaker 1>you've been taking them in decorations.

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<v Speaker 2>What decorations. I'm gonna have you out fire.

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<v Speaker 1>You're lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna getting cascolated. Okay, Hey, hey, chills, don't

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't tell me chill out.

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<v Speaker 1>I live a few blocks down.

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<v Speaker 2>From the burnt liot, and I have the house with

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<v Speaker 2>the scale claw the pumpkins taken off my property little

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<v Speaker 2>by little.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like, was Stereia Lane over here? Why would

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<v Speaker 1>anyone take anything from anybody. As a matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend just saw you stealing a skeleton from somebody's house.

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<v Speaker 2>That was mine. I was can you even say that

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<v Speaker 2>that is yours?

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<v Speaker 1>You took it off of somebody else's. I borrowed it

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<v Speaker 1>from me, and I was just taking it down because.

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<v Speaker 2>I borrowed it from you. Okay, did you get that

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<v Speaker 2>on video?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I don't know what to say. Can I see

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<v Speaker 2>your phone for a second. No, I don't give it.

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<v Speaker 2>You do not give them the phone. You by your phone,

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<v Speaker 2>Do not give on the phone. That is true? What

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<v Speaker 2>kind of whelfe are you.

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<v Speaker 1>Stealing from us? Where's my daughter's pumpkins?

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<v Speaker 2>I took it, you say you put it on the porch.

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<v Speaker 2>You weren't caught in that project. And she won an

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<v Speaker 2>award for that project, and you took.

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<v Speaker 1>It away from it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it's like? Cry? It was a

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful jack.

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<v Speaker 1>O land made my daughter cry. It had one tooth,

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<v Speaker 1>but I thought it was a work of art. It

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<v Speaker 1>was beautifully painted. What I got drunk and tried to

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<v Speaker 1>play baseball with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to the post office right now. Who is

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<v Speaker 2>your box? I'm sorry, I have a problem. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear it. Who is your boss? Cliff Cliff?

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<v Speaker 2>What Cliff Cleven? Where at a bar? He's usually sitting

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<v Speaker 2>at a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Bar what bar?

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers? It's in Boston. We're we're talking about Fiore live

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<v Speaker 2>studio audience.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you laughing? Cheers? Surround with me? Allowd with me?

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<v Speaker 2>I am, and so is Susannah. My name is Scary

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<v Speaker 2>Jones Melbos to read in the morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>Carmela, you've been phone TechEd knowing Savannah.

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<v Speaker 2>When you wait a minute, what are you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>To her house?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm a I'm at a radio station development. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to get you, you know when to get you right?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's the Elvis Durant phone tap