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Speaker 1: show Danny and We Survived the Friday Podcast. We survived
Speaker 1: Friday and now here we are the weekend is upon us.
Speaker 1: We yeah, And after the Friday podcast, immediately I got
Speaker 1: requests for the T shirts that you talked about. But
Speaker 1: do people want to pay for them? As the question, Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone would like a nice T shirt. Paying for the
Speaker 1: T shirt is a different issue. That's a different problem.
Speaker 1: But it's a good design. I might have to post
Speaker 1: a photo of what the mock up looks like. Maybe
Speaker 1: that'll get people jones in for the T shirt. It's
Speaker 1: it's a limited If you missed the Friday podcast we're
Speaker 1: kicking around, I was talking to my T shirt people
Speaker 1: and the idea of a Minnesota only T shirt for
Speaker 1: the Mallard Meat and Greed. Wait a second, you got people. No,
Speaker 1: it's just some some persons. Somebody wants to make money
Speaker 1: selling T shirts. That's what they want. But but anyway,
Speaker 1: so that's that's a possibility again. Give me some feedback.
Speaker 1: Email me either at Ben Maller's show at gmail dot
Speaker 1: com or for this podcast, we use Real fifth Hour
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. That's Real fifth Hour at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. Gonna be a big picture of your face
Speaker 1: right in the middle of the T shirt. No, why
Speaker 1: would I do that? No, of course it's I'm drawing
Speaker 1: my whole body. I'll be looking all sexy and be one.
Speaker 1: You could be like the alien we talked about on
Speaker 1: yesterday's show. Yeah, exactly. The boy looks like it looks
Speaker 1: like a shitsu. Uh the size of a lapdog? Is
Speaker 1: your alien? Arf? Oh man? Well, is that is that
Speaker 1: what you have to look like to travel through space?
Speaker 1: Or is that what you have to look like? If
Speaker 1: you buy it at a toy store somewhere in the
Speaker 1: middle of the middle of South America. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the hell could be out there, and what it
Speaker 1: would require to travel from such far distances, and how
Speaker 1: your body would have to be shaped and you wouldn't
Speaker 1: need to be eating anything. Really, how do you It's
Speaker 1: it's just wild. On this podcast, we have the most
Speaker 1: amazing win in Vegas history, the Terrible twos Backscratcher, and
Speaker 1: we will also have Safari Kingdom and scientifically a lot
Speaker 1: to get to. So let's jump right in. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna go long on this a follow up to a
Speaker 1: previous episode of this podcast Energy. On the Friday podcast,
Speaker 1: we talked about my trip to Vegas and perrumpt Nevada,
Speaker 1: and I spent a lot of time in the car,
Speaker 1: did not spend much time at all in the casino.
Speaker 1: I got one bet in on San Diego State. They
Speaker 1: were minus two and a half point favorites for the
Speaker 1: final four game on Saturday, Go after Yourself, San Diego.
Speaker 1: They won the game, but they didn't win the bet.
Speaker 1: They lost the bet they won on a buzzer beater.
Speaker 1: I lost the bet they needed to win by three.
Speaker 1: They won by one that sucked, so I was mumped
Speaker 1: to out about that. But I spent all day driving
Speaker 1: around the Nevada Desert with my wife and driving law
Speaker 1: enforcement police people around and so on the way. I
Speaker 1: mentioned on the Friday podcast that we had to get
Speaker 1: back to LA because my wife had to work and
Speaker 1: I had to work on Sunday. She had to work
Speaker 1: earlier than me. So we decided we were going to
Speaker 1: stay in Vegas and have dinner, and we went to
Speaker 1: Nacho Daddy. Daddy had a nice meal at Nacho Daddy.
Speaker 1: The next night we ate at this weird like airplane restaurant.
Speaker 1: It was just like just a normal restaurant. So we're
Speaker 1: on our way out of Vegas. My wife had had
Speaker 1: a meet and greet with her friends and said hello,
Speaker 1: there was one of the one of the retired nine
Speaker 1: one one operators flew in from Florida. She's living in Florida.
Speaker 1: So they had a great time fun. So I'm driving
Speaker 1: out of the Strip and on the way out, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: we gotta get gas right because, you know, load up
Speaker 1: the mallar won't be able to get back to LA
Speaker 1: And all the gas stations on the Strip are just
Speaker 1: bending you over. And it's just it's sodomy. It's what
Speaker 1: it is that it's insane the amount of money they're
Speaker 1: charging for gats. So I'm like, I'm telling my wife, listen,
Speaker 1: I know what to do. You gotta I gotta drive
Speaker 1: outside the strip where the locals are, because those are
Speaker 1: the normal price gas stations. They don't they don't raise
Speaker 1: the price for the dopey Taurus. Yeah, veteran move. So
Speaker 1: I'm driving around Vegas trying to get outside the strip,
Speaker 1: and I we finally find a gas station. I'm probably
Speaker 1: driving for about ten minutes, fifteen minute. So we get
Speaker 1: outside the strip, find a gas station, and I get out.
Speaker 1: I pumped the gas, but I'm tired. I had been
Speaker 1: driving eight hours, and I was like. My wife realized
Speaker 1: I'm tired. This is not a good idea. So she's
Speaker 1: she's like, why don't I start out driving? Which was
Speaker 1: I don't really like my wife's driving, but I'd rather
Speaker 1: have her drive than me half asleep, because I've almost
Speaker 1: died driving half So anyway, she's like, okay, fine, So
Speaker 1: I we got to change seats. So I go through
Speaker 1: the passenger see. My wife goes around to the driver's seats.
Speaker 1: So we get in the car and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you hand me my phone? And uh and and
Speaker 1: she says okay, and she's moved some stuff around. We
Speaker 1: have some snacks in the car, and my phone's not there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's got to be there. I just
Speaker 1: I drove from the hotel we were at and it's
Speaker 1: it's it's clearly it's there. And she said, no, it's
Speaker 1: it's not. Oh no, it's not here. So so then
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm trying to you know, how you lose something.
Speaker 1: You're like, where did I go? Like what did I do?
Speaker 1: Where's the last place I went? And so I'm I'm
Speaker 1: backtracking in your mind. Yeah, So I'm retracing my steps
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking of like all the places the phone maybe,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking through my pockets and I'm looking through
Speaker 1: the car and also panic, panic sets in at the
Speaker 1: same time, as my wife likes to say, the phone
Speaker 1: is your third arm or your third hand or whatever.
Speaker 1: So I can't find the fucking thing. And then my
Speaker 1: my wife said, well, we have that fine, you know
Speaker 1: phone thing, So why don't I look on that? So
Speaker 1: she punches it up and I'm sitting next to her.
Speaker 1: She punches it up. She says, I found your phone.
Speaker 1: It's three miles away on some some street we'd never
Speaker 1: heard of in vague. Yeah. So I'm like, how what
Speaker 1: what happened? And and so I had when we got
Speaker 1: to the hotel parking, which was like thirty bucks to park.
Speaker 1: It's so so stupid these hotels charge for parking anyway,
Speaker 1: So I had changed out of my my shoes to
Speaker 1: put sandals on so I could be comfortable on the
Speaker 1: drive back to LA. And I think what I had
Speaker 1: done is I'd put the phone like I put it anyway.
Speaker 1: So we were debating. My my wife's like, she says,
Speaker 1: I get calls all the time at at her job
Speaker 1: at nine one one operated. People lose their phones and
Speaker 1: we pin it and we never almost never get it back.
Speaker 1: It's like a one in a million situation. So we
Speaker 1: had a decision. We were outside of the strip, we
Speaker 1: were several miles away from where my phone was allegedly at.
Speaker 1: Do we drive back to It's by the way, it's
Speaker 1: like midnight twelve thirty, right early Sunday. Do we drive
Speaker 1: back to La. Do we go back and look for
Speaker 1: the phone? But we had to decide like what we
Speaker 1: were gonna do, right, So I was kind of leaning
Speaker 1: towards going back to Isaiah because she explained that there's
Speaker 1: really no chance of getting but she said she's optimistic,
Speaker 1: so on, Okay, so we decided to do it. Now,
Speaker 1: keep in mind, if your phone is pinned to an
Speaker 1: apartment building, you would have to know which apartment it's in.
Speaker 1: You don't know, I have no idea, right, yeah, if
Speaker 1: somebody stole my phone and they're an apartment. So we
Speaker 1: drive and we're driving and my wife's like, we weren't
Speaker 1: even on these streets, and you know, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. We kind of were on this street.
Speaker 1: I remember because it was near the Mandalay Bay and
Speaker 1: there's not much it's actually unfortunately where that that horrible
Speaker 1: Vegas shooting was years ago. But anyway, so we were
Speaker 1: driving on that road and she saw, your phone's here somewhere, Danny.
Speaker 1: It was in the middle of the street Vegas. It
Speaker 1: had been there for forty minutes, and you you got
Speaker 1: it right. I had changed into my sandals. I'd put
Speaker 1: the phone on top of the hood of the or
Speaker 1: the bumper or whatever the car. Yeah, it had stayed
Speaker 1: there for several miles. We turned and the thing went
Speaker 1: flying off. But even more amazing, it landed in the
Speaker 1: center divider area and no one drove it over, like
Speaker 1: it was a center divider, but it was just painted
Speaker 1: with stripes. There was like right, nobody drove it over. Wow,
Speaker 1: it was not a scratch on it. It was a
Speaker 1: little cold because it'd been out in the desert night
Speaker 1: for like forty forty five minutes. I'm believable. That's the
Speaker 1: most amazing. When you talk about a long shot paying off.
Speaker 1: Please tell me you immediately be line to a flot machine.
Speaker 1: I No, I did not. I just I cuddled my
Speaker 1: phone though, I'm like, oh, my phone, my great phone,
Speaker 1: my friend. I'm like, I was thinking of all the
Speaker 1: stuff I hadn't backed up on my phone, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna lose this. I'm gonna lose that,
Speaker 1: these photos, crap, and all my passwords, everything's on there,
Speaker 1: and your whole life's on your phone. I'm like, because
Speaker 1: I had assumed somebody snaked it when I was walking around,
Speaker 1: somebody bumped into me, and you were Vegas's biggest winner
Speaker 1: that weekend. Yeah, So the way I look at it.
Speaker 1: I lost with San Diego State, but I want a
Speaker 1: whole lot more because these phones are seven hundred bucks,
Speaker 1: eight hundred bucks whatever. These iPhones are insane, insane to
Speaker 1: the membrane. So that was my big Vegas win. On
Speaker 1: the way out, and my wife, actually she was She
Speaker 1: was able to drive all the way back to California,
Speaker 1: back to LA and but she did get upset when
Speaker 1: I was on my phone. She said, you're supposed to
Speaker 1: be sleeping, So what do you know you're supposed to
Speaker 1: be sleeping. Get my phone back. That was not the
Speaker 1: Terrible Two's Danny. That was the most amazing win, the
Speaker 1: most shocking, stunning upset of all time. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: one in a million. Yeah. The wife and I we
Speaker 1: had a Sunday visitor and she just turned two. And
Speaker 1: that's our niece, Phoenix. And so my girl's brother he
Speaker 1: called on Saturday and it's like, Hey, I need you
Speaker 1: guys to babysit Phoenix tomorrow. I have the Dodgers game
Speaker 1: with my son's little league team. They get to run
Speaker 1: the bases, so we need you guys to watch her.
Speaker 1: On Sunday, about ten thirty in the morning, we hear
Speaker 1: a knock on the door, and in she comes, running
Speaker 1: full speed, and she's really excited to be here. So
Speaker 1: Phoenix is really really social. You don't want that little
Speaker 1: kid that's shy and goes and poops in the corner
Speaker 1: and it's scared to come out the whole time, just
Speaker 1: scared to even read my bands. When I asked her
Speaker 1: how old are you, she put a thumb in her
Speaker 1: index singer she's like two, like an el though, like, oh,
Speaker 1: like the loser sign. That's how she showed me she
Speaker 1: was two years old. How did you do? My favorite
Speaker 1: trick around kids, My favorite trick is when you go
Speaker 1: up to too years She might be able too young
Speaker 1: for this, but said, what are you seventeen? Eighteen? How
Speaker 1: old are you? Like the kids surtdays. They love that.
Speaker 1: It's like the greatest gag in the world, Like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm like I become a thirteen year old girl. She
Speaker 1: clings onto words that she's able to say very well.
Speaker 1: So any woman who's around is mama. Now, if it's
Speaker 1: an animal, she says the name of our dog very well, Daisy.
Speaker 1: So my cat is coming up to her and she's
Speaker 1: like Daisy, Daisy. Every furball around her was daisy, She's
Speaker 1: really cute, and then she starts squatting, and you know
Speaker 1: what that means. Then suddenly gets silent. There is something
Speaker 1: a brewing, there's something steaming. My wife, who's carrying right now,
Speaker 1: she's six months pregnant. She's like, give me three more
Speaker 1: months before I got to start changing poop diapers. It's
Speaker 1: like I was hoping she would wait until the end
Speaker 1: of this visit so that my brother could handle this
Speaker 1: when he gets back from Dodgers Stadium. But sure enough,
Speaker 1: had do the diaper change. So we said, hey, it's
Speaker 1: a sunny day outside. Let's take Phoenix and the kids
Speaker 1: to the park. Get the basketball, the pump, I take
Speaker 1: the Costco scooter, put it in the back of the car.
Speaker 1: We get down to the park, go to the basketball court.
Speaker 1: It's an awesome day out there, because you could tell
Speaker 1: everybody in southern California has been cooped up the past
Speaker 1: couple of months. The park was jamming. The next day
Speaker 1: was the start of spring break, so there were so
Speaker 1: many kids running around this park and there was also
Speaker 1: big family parties going on. Well, little Phoenix immediately runs
Speaker 1: up to one of those families. My wife is just
Speaker 1: super surprised. It's like, man, none of my kids were
Speaker 1: aggressive like that or social like that. They were really shy.
Speaker 1: A lot of kids, as you know, will just cling
Speaker 1: to their parents' leg. That was me, that was my move,
Speaker 1: my mom right every where we went. Yeah, you could
Speaker 1: tell Phoenix has several babysitters because she ran up to
Speaker 1: these people she's never met in her life, finds kids
Speaker 1: somewhat near her age and immediately it's like, be my friend,
Speaker 1: be my friend, and grabs the little girl's hands and
Speaker 1: is holding hands with these little girls. How these girls
Speaker 1: receptive to this or they get away from me or
Speaker 1: you know, at first they thought she was cute, but
Speaker 1: very quickly they're like, she's annoying us, kind of chasing them,
Speaker 1: and they're running away and they're like, get away from her.
Speaker 1: And then she goes off to the side and we
Speaker 1: see her squatting. Oh no, we're like again, this chicken nugget,
Speaker 1: french fry eating two year old. It's squatting for the
Speaker 1: second time since we've had her. You gotta go, you
Speaker 1: gotta go, Danny, You got to go now, Ben. We
Speaker 1: gotta get her back home so we can change her again.
Speaker 1: But she pulls an escape route. Move this family that's
Speaker 1: off to the side on the grass next to the
Speaker 1: basketball courts. They are doing their Armenian dancing. They have
Speaker 1: their music blasting, and they have a tent that's set
Speaker 1: up kind of like what you set up at the beach. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's cool, well except for Phoenix runs over and runs
Speaker 1: into the tent. Oh my wife. He has to go retriever,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's embarrassing because these people are watching us,
Speaker 1: and I guess it turned out that they had a
Speaker 1: bunch of toys in there. It took forever to get
Speaker 1: her out of there. We had to physically go into
Speaker 1: the tent and pull her out, get her back home, changer.
Speaker 1: By seven pm they get to our place and finally
Speaker 1: retrieve their daughter. But it was a nice is it,
Speaker 1: although there were two really stinky diaper changes, all right,
Speaker 1: and his Phoenix excited that she's going to be like
Speaker 1: a big cousin because you're you're child to be named
Speaker 1: later there and the bun in the oven coming out later,
Speaker 1: so she'll be Oh, she'll have the advantage because she'll
Speaker 1: be a couple of years older than the kid. I'm
Speaker 1: guessing those two will spend a good amount of time together.
Speaker 1: That's good though, because you're your your son to be
Speaker 1: will will be more social right because yes, rub off
Speaker 1: on him. Hopefully he won't be running into stranger's tents.
Speaker 1: Not necessarily what you're looking for, h my gud at Backscratcher.
Speaker 1: Two weeks in a road Danny, we gotta shut out
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Speaker 1: Our bosses, the death spots who run these podcasts, they
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Speaker 1: Safari Kingdom and that means again, Ohio, Aw, It's time
Speaker 1: for Ben Maller Kingdom with Benig Radio so thank you, Ohio.
Speaker 1: All these are animal related to This is content nobody
Speaker 1: else has no has ever done this before, Danny, it's
Speaker 1: never been done on the radio. I can't deal with
Speaker 1: it unless it has been No, no, no, no, this
Speaker 1: is original content. No one else has this content. So
Speaker 1: first story comes out of New York where New York,
Speaker 1: New York would like to ban you from owning elephants,
Speaker 1: kangaroos and other wild animals. They want to ban those
Speaker 1: things from homes. You're probably asking, isn't that stuff already band? Oh?
Speaker 1: Probably not. I didn't know this, but there's new. I
Speaker 1: gotta tell my brother who lives in New York. Newly
Speaker 1: introduced legislation from Albany would officially ban New Yorkers from
Speaker 1: keeping elephants, hyenas, rhinos, and wales. This is all because
Speaker 1: of some dude on Long Island that has had sloths
Speaker 1: and kangaroos. That's a lot. Oh, and you could charge
Speaker 1: a pretty penny for people to pet a sloth and
Speaker 1: take a picture with it. And these political hacks are
Speaker 1: complaining saying so. Some of these animals, such as a
Speaker 1: red kangaroo, can grow as high as six feet tall
Speaker 1: and way up to two hundred pounds. And why do
Speaker 1: you need to make a rule about whales? Where the
Speaker 1: fuck would you keep a whale at That is a
Speaker 1: fair point, but the quoted to state law currently bans
Speaker 1: people from raising companion animals such as lions, tigers, and
Speaker 1: grizzly bears, while theoretically allowing the possession of other questionable pets.
Speaker 1: These include hyenas, rhinos, elephants, kangaroos, whales, dolphins. I guess
Speaker 1: it would have to be a small baby whale, seals,
Speaker 1: sea lions, walruses, EMUs, ostriches and eaters. Shout out, you
Speaker 1: see irvine, armadillos and all that. The proposed band would
Speaker 1: not apply to zoos or animal sanctories. Well, thank god, Well,
Speaker 1: this is what we need our politicians to do. This
Speaker 1: is this is what we need them to do. Clearly,
Speaker 1: man alive. I'm looking I'm looking at all this. Wow.
Speaker 1: I guess there are some random people that this is
Speaker 1: an emu violently hecked at a drunken man. In England,
Speaker 1: a Michigan girl was bitten by a sloth. I remember that,
Speaker 1: so I think we talked about that. That That was at
Speaker 1: a pet store. Actually, I think I remember that we
Speaker 1: used to talk about this on the Animal Thunderdome, which
Speaker 1: is nothing like this segment. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: Most of these exotic animals are owned by big drug kingpins.
Speaker 1: It's usually big time drug dealers who have these as pets.
Speaker 1: It's like a flex, Danny. You want to show off,
Speaker 1: you want to, I'm gonna I'm gonna stereotype. It's dudes
Speaker 1: trying to impress women like hey, look at my alligator, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then look at my other alegant. Anyway, hello a man,
Speaker 1: how about this outam Australia, a man has been charged
Speaker 1: after taking a platypus on a train ride. He took
Speaker 1: a platypus on a train ride and shopping. A twenty
Speaker 1: six year old Australian man accompanied by a woman was
Speaker 1: spotted on a suburban train in Australia with a wild
Speaker 1: platypus swaddled in a towel and they took the They
Speaker 1: just grabbed the platypus and took it on the train
Speaker 1: and took it shopping. That's a good word, swaddled. It
Speaker 1: is a solid. You don't hear that word very much.
Speaker 1: I'll bet you again, Danny said, dude trying to impress
Speaker 1: a woman. I think this All these animal stories are
Speaker 1: dudes trying to impress women. The hell is a platypus?
Speaker 1: Can I impress a woman? Well? Baby, check out my platypus.
Speaker 1: They're they're cute platypus. They're they're like cartoon characters. Look
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Let's see next. Oh, this is interesting. The
Speaker 1: deepest dwelling fish ever seen is a ghostly snail fish.
Speaker 1: It was spotted more than twenty seven hundred feet beneath
Speaker 1: the ocean surface. According to the Sciences, it is the
Speaker 1: the deepest fish ever captured by camera on camera, and
Speaker 1: it looks like it's smiling ding okay, like it's you
Speaker 1: evil humans. I'm smiling at you, you fuckers. How dare you?
Speaker 1: That's what it looks like. It's pretty cool. This took
Speaker 1: fifteen years. Danny, define this this fish? Ah, here's a
Speaker 1: fun story on the Safari Kingdom from Far Away, from
Speaker 1: a land, far far away. A pilot was forced to
Speaker 1: make an emergency landing because a snake was crawling around
Speaker 1: the cockpit. Let's go to break. Isn't that like out
Speaker 1: of Indiana Jones or something like that? Doesn't that seem
Speaker 1: like it's out of Indiana Jones. Snakes on a plane, Yeah,
Speaker 1: snakes in your pants. The serpent had infiltrated and aircraft,
Speaker 1: and it says, seems like a movie, but it's not.
Speaker 1: A South African pilot was literally forced to make an
Speaker 1: emergency landing because a deadly snake was on his plane.
Speaker 1: The pilot said that they were cruising at eleven thousand
Speaker 1: feet in the air when he felt something cold around
Speaker 1: his hip and the guy freaked out. And he had
Speaker 1: four passengers on this private flight to South Africa. This
Speaker 1: is a couple days ago, early April, and they realized
Speaker 1: that they were They had this crater on there, this
Speaker 1: cool sensation crawling up the crawling up the guy's shirt,
Speaker 1: he said. And initially they thought it was leakage from
Speaker 1: a water bottle. And they saw this cobra, the head
Speaker 1: backwards underneath the seat. Oh, it was a cape cobra,
Speaker 1: an aggressive South African a snake that has enough venom
Speaker 1: to kill nine human beings. Wow, that is nuts. So
Speaker 1: they land they did. In the emergency landing, they're trying
Speaker 1: to find the plane. There's photo of them trying to
Speaker 1: find or find the snake. Rather in the plane and
Speaker 1: I don't know that they had success in that. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: They say this is similar to the O six horror
Speaker 1: comedy Snakes on a plane, as you referenced there, Danny, Oho,
Speaker 1: I just googled the cape cobra. That is one scary
Speaker 1: looking m effort. And right underneath of the picture it
Speaker 1: says cape cobra the most dangerous snake in all of Africa. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a photo here myself that that is
Speaker 1: the definition of a scary snake, like you think of
Speaker 1: a snake. And my brother when I was growing up,
Speaker 1: my older brother had a snake when but that was
Speaker 1: like a boa constrictor. This thing is like horror fuel.
Speaker 1: This is not not good. Oh, here's a fun story
Speaker 1: out of Maine, Danny. A jogger in Maine was attacked
Speaker 1: by a cow. A cow attacked a guy jogging. This
Speaker 1: was not whoopee pie Blair as far as we know.
Speaker 1: But who you know, who can be sure a nice
Speaker 1: jog in Maine? You're out there. And now they say
Speaker 1: the the cow's owner may end up facing charges because
Speaker 1: of this attack. An unnamed forty three year old woman
Speaker 1: was getting ready to go for a run on the
Speaker 1: whistle Stop trail. Whistle Stop trail, it's a countryside, a
Speaker 1: trail that runs through central Maine. And this cow popped
Speaker 1: up she, the woman says she was According to the police,
Speaker 1: she was lifted off the ground by the animal's horns,
Speaker 1: but was able to escape into a nearby tree line. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is Farmington, Maine, Sapping and Farmington, Maine, according to
Speaker 1: Channel eight in Portland, Maine. And so the authorities contacted
Speaker 1: the owner of the cow, which she had escaped from
Speaker 1: a local farm along with a pig. There you go.
Speaker 1: So it's up to the district attorney whether or not
Speaker 1: charges will be filed. How fast do cows move? Every
Speaker 1: time I've seen cows, they don't move very fast. I
Speaker 1: guess if they have a reason to move fast, they can. Yea,
Speaker 1: she says. The cow sprung upon her and there you go. Well,
Speaker 1: and some bacon burgers out of that cow. I was
Speaker 1: just saying, I was gonna I go eat a burger
Speaker 1: or something. Yea burger. Knock yourself out. And one last
Speaker 1: Safari Kingdom. So we'll have to push scientifical back to
Speaker 1: the Sunday podcast. But it turns out Corner New research
Speaker 1: in the animal world that some snakes are actually jymnas, Danny,
Speaker 1: they perform cart wheels. They performed cart wheels. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: exciting is that? Isn't that impressive? You're not impressive. No,
Speaker 1: I can't do a cart wheel. You would think a
Speaker 1: snake would be able to do a cart wheel. Researchers
Speaker 1: studied dwarf reeds snakes in Southeast Asia. They were amazed
Speaker 1: to find out that these dwarf red snakes can perform
Speaker 1: somersaults when they're threatened. Oh okay, a little summer show.
Speaker 1: And of course there's video because everything's recorded for pusterity sakes,
Speaker 1: So if you want to google that, you can find
Speaker 1: the video. Start picking off those snakes. They say, typically
Speaker 1: snakes when they're threatened, they have everything from fleeing to
Speaker 1: camouflaging themselves with different colors, different odors, intimidation, etc. But
Speaker 1: this is the first time they have ever spotted a snake.
Speaker 1: This is a nocturnal snake. So it's probably a listener.
Speaker 1: I want to listen to a different station. Anything you
Speaker 1: want to promote here, Danny, g anything at all, anything
Speaker 1: at all. It's just a nice saturday where I'm gonna
Speaker 1: watch some baseball with Baseball underway. It's interesting, Ben, because
Speaker 1: we did a pool on the Cavino and Rich Show
Speaker 1: where we each picked five MLB teams out of a
Speaker 1: hat and at the end of the season, if you
Speaker 1: have the team that wins at all, you win all
Speaker 1: of the money that's in the pool. Oh cool, Well,
Speaker 1: my five teams kind of blow it sucked. They were
Speaker 1: laughing at my picks. I didn't personally pick them, but
Speaker 1: the ones I pulled. The Devil Raised, though, are off
Speaker 1: to a heart well they started as the Devil Raised
Speaker 1: with their throwback unis. The Rays are off to a
Speaker 1: hot start. So hah. They were laughing at me, saying
Speaker 1: I was gonna lose, but it looks like the Rays
Speaker 1: are gonna win it all, Big Ben. Who else do
Speaker 1: you have? You have Tampa Bay? They should be a
Speaker 1: playoff team, Tampa Bay, they're usually right around the playoffs.
Speaker 1: You have the Pirates, you have the Reds, you have
Speaker 1: I do? I have the Reds? Red Sock? Okay? Terrible? Okay.
Speaker 1: So Covino got the Diamondbacks, the Yankees, the Padres, the
Speaker 1: White Socks, the Pirates. Is Covino but Yankee fan that
Speaker 1: he is, So he got his own team. So yeah,
Speaker 1: Diamondbacks they suck. Who else? Yankees? All right? He got
Speaker 1: the Diamondbacks, the Yankees, the Padres, the white sucks. The
Speaker 1: Pirates all right, so the Pirates and Diamondbacks sucked. Those
Speaker 1: are the teams. Maybe andre should be a playoff team.
Speaker 1: They're off to a middling start in San Diego. Rich
Speaker 1: got the Twins. Speaking of Minnesota, they're all right, the Twins,
Speaker 1: but they have that cheating asshole Carlos career. I can
Speaker 1: say it on the podcast. He got the A's they sucked.
Speaker 1: That's the worst. The Royals, How bad is that? No, Oakland,
Speaker 1: they're gonna move the team to Vegas and they're drawing
Speaker 1: less than Triple A teams. The Royals, they suck. Oh
Speaker 1: that's bad. Yeah, but at least they give you, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: they give you a lanyard. They give you a lanyard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He got the Cardinals and the Braves. Braves, Cardinals, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can see those two. So my five. I got
Speaker 1: the Rays, the Cubs, the Orioles. I could go either way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What do you think about the Oil and the Rockies?
Speaker 1: Oh boy? Yeah, And we were all laughing when I
Speaker 1: pulled the Rockies out of the hat. Now the loser
Speaker 1: of this has to wear crocs to work for a week.
Speaker 1: Ros to the office for a week, Yeah, for a week?
Speaker 1: All right? In the studio, I am saying I have
Speaker 1: men's large, like size ten eleven crocs that I would
Speaker 1: take out the garbage with. I'll bring him in. That
Speaker 1: violates HR rules rules. Well, you have a very good chance,
Speaker 1: you would rich have a very good chance of getting
Speaker 1: the number one pick. Your teams could end up with
Speaker 1: the number one pick. You know, the worst record in baseball.
Speaker 1: You could end up the other way. Damn it. Why'd
Speaker 1: have to pick crappy teams? I know, I know, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: I have a great rest of your day. We got
Speaker 1: a big mail bag. We've got some scientifical nonsense as
Speaker 1: well on the next podcast on Sunday, and we will
Speaker 1: catch you then. Asta pasta population