1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: minutes a week was enough, think again. He's the last 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 1: remnants of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow. It's a 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special. The 7 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the 8 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: air Everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny 9 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 1: Gee kicking off the latest Life of Mallar Life of 10 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 1: Danny Gee podcast as we were back in the Audio Dojo. 11 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:48,919 Speaker 1: This podcast available on demand, a spinoff over the Overnight 12 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: show Danny and We Survived the Friday Podcast. We survived 13 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: Friday and now here we are the weekend is upon us. 14 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: We yeah, And after the Friday podcast, immediately I got 15 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 1: requests for the T shirts that you talked about. But 16 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: do people want to pay for them? As the question, Yeah, 17 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: everyone would like a nice T shirt. Paying for the 18 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: T shirt is a different issue. That's a different problem. 19 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:20,479 Speaker 1: But it's a good design. I might have to post 20 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 1: a photo of what the mock up looks like. Maybe 21 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,479 Speaker 1: that'll get people jones in for the T shirt. It's 22 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: it's a limited If you missed the Friday podcast we're 23 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: kicking around, I was talking to my T shirt people 24 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: and the idea of a Minnesota only T shirt for 25 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: the Mallard Meat and Greed. Wait a second, you got people. No, 26 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: it's just some some persons. Somebody wants to make money 27 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 1: selling T shirts. That's what they want. But but anyway, 28 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: so that's that's a possibility again. Give me some feedback. 29 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: Email me either at Ben Maller's show at gmail dot 30 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 1: com or for this podcast, we use Real fifth Hour 31 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. That's Real fifth Hour at gmail 32 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 1: dot com. Gonna be a big picture of your face 33 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 1: right in the middle of the T shirt. No, why 34 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: would I do that? No, of course it's I'm drawing 35 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 1: my whole body. I'll be looking all sexy and be one. 36 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 1: You could be like the alien we talked about on 37 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: yesterday's show. Yeah, exactly. The boy looks like it looks 38 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 1: like a shitsu. Uh the size of a lapdog? Is 39 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 1: your alien? Arf? Oh man? Well, is that is that 40 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: what you have to look like to travel through space? 41 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: Or is that what you have to look like? If 42 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,679 Speaker 1: you buy it at a toy store somewhere in the 43 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 1: middle of the middle of South America. I don't know 44 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: what the hell could be out there, and what it 45 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 1: would require to travel from such far distances, and how 46 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,800 Speaker 1: your body would have to be shaped and you wouldn't 47 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: need to be eating anything. Really, how do you It's 48 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: it's just wild. On this podcast, we have the most 49 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: amazing win in Vegas history, the Terrible twos Backscratcher, and 50 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: we will also have Safari Kingdom and scientifically a lot 51 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: to get to. So let's jump right in. I'm not 52 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: gonna go long on this a follow up to a 53 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: previous episode of this podcast Energy. On the Friday podcast, 54 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:16,799 Speaker 1: we talked about my trip to Vegas and perrumpt Nevada, 55 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: and I spent a lot of time in the car, 56 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: did not spend much time at all in the casino. 57 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 1: I got one bet in on San Diego State. They 58 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: were minus two and a half point favorites for the 59 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: final four game on Saturday, Go after Yourself, San Diego. 60 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: They won the game, but they didn't win the bet. 61 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: They lost the bet they won on a buzzer beater. 62 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: I lost the bet they needed to win by three. 63 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: They won by one that sucked, so I was mumped 64 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: to out about that. But I spent all day driving 65 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 1: around the Nevada Desert with my wife and driving law 66 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: enforcement police people around and so on the way. I 67 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: mentioned on the Friday podcast that we had to get 68 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: back to LA because my wife had to work and 69 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: I had to work on Sunday. She had to work 70 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: earlier than me. So we decided we were going to 71 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 1: stay in Vegas and have dinner, and we went to 72 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: Nacho Daddy. Daddy had a nice meal at Nacho Daddy. 73 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: The next night we ate at this weird like airplane restaurant. 74 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: It was just like just a normal restaurant. So we're 75 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 1: on our way out of Vegas. My wife had had 76 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: a meet and greet with her friends and said hello, 77 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 1: there was one of the one of the retired nine 78 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: one one operators flew in from Florida. She's living in Florida. 79 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: So they had a great time fun. So I'm driving 80 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: out of the Strip and on the way out, I'm like, hey, 81 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,600 Speaker 1: we gotta get gas right because, you know, load up 82 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: the mallar won't be able to get back to LA 83 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 1: And all the gas stations on the Strip are just 84 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,720 Speaker 1: bending you over. And it's just it's sodomy. It's what 85 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: it is that it's insane the amount of money they're 86 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 1: charging for gats. So I'm like, I'm telling my wife, listen, 87 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,679 Speaker 1: I know what to do. You gotta I gotta drive 88 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: outside the strip where the locals are, because those are 89 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: the normal price gas stations. They don't they don't raise 90 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 1: the price for the dopey Taurus. Yeah, veteran move. So 91 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 1: I'm driving around Vegas trying to get outside the strip, 92 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: and I we finally find a gas station. I'm probably 93 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: driving for about ten minutes, fifteen minute. So we get 94 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 1: outside the strip, find a gas station, and I get out. 95 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 1: I pumped the gas, but I'm tired. I had been 96 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 1: driving eight hours, and I was like. My wife realized 97 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: I'm tired. This is not a good idea. So she's 98 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 1: she's like, why don't I start out driving? Which was 99 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 1: I don't really like my wife's driving, but I'd rather 100 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: have her drive than me half asleep, because I've almost 101 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,280 Speaker 1: died driving half So anyway, she's like, okay, fine, So 102 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: I we got to change seats. So I go through 103 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 1: the passenger see. My wife goes around to the driver's seats. 104 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 1: So we get in the car and I'm like, hey, 105 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 1: can you hand me my phone? And uh and and 106 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 1: she says okay, and she's moved some stuff around. We 107 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,240 Speaker 1: have some snacks in the car, and my phone's not there. 108 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's got to be there. I just 109 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: I drove from the hotel we were at and it's 110 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: it's it's clearly it's there. And she said, no, it's 111 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 1: it's not. Oh no, it's not here. So so then 112 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm trying to you know, how you lose something. 113 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,479 Speaker 1: You're like, where did I go? Like what did I do? 114 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 1: Where's the last place I went? And so I'm I'm 115 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:37,239 Speaker 1: backtracking in your mind. Yeah, So I'm retracing my steps 116 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 1: and I'm thinking of like all the places the phone maybe, 117 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,159 Speaker 1: and I'm looking through my pockets and I'm looking through 118 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: the car and also panic, panic sets in at the 119 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: same time, as my wife likes to say, the phone 120 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 1: is your third arm or your third hand or whatever. 121 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 1: So I can't find the fucking thing. And then my 122 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,159 Speaker 1: my wife said, well, we have that fine, you know 123 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 1: phone thing, So why don't I look on that? So 124 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 1: she punches it up and I'm sitting next to her. 125 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 1: She punches it up. She says, I found your phone. 126 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: It's three miles away on some some street we'd never 127 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: heard of in vague. Yeah. So I'm like, how what 128 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: what happened? And and so I had when we got 129 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 1: to the hotel parking, which was like thirty bucks to park. 130 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: It's so so stupid these hotels charge for parking anyway, 131 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 1: So I had changed out of my my shoes to 132 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 1: put sandals on so I could be comfortable on the 133 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 1: drive back to LA. And I think what I had 134 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:51,800 Speaker 1: done is I'd put the phone like I put it anyway. 135 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 1: So we were debating. My my wife's like, she says, 136 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: I get calls all the time at at her job 137 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,840 Speaker 1: at nine one one operated. People lose their phones and 138 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: we pin it and we never almost never get it back. 139 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 1: It's like a one in a million situation. So we 140 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: had a decision. We were outside of the strip, we 141 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 1: were several miles away from where my phone was allegedly at. 142 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: Do we drive back to It's by the way, it's 143 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 1: like midnight twelve thirty, right early Sunday. Do we drive 144 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 1: back to La. Do we go back and look for 145 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 1: the phone? But we had to decide like what we 146 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 1: were gonna do, right, So I was kind of leaning 147 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 1: towards going back to Isaiah because she explained that there's 148 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,559 Speaker 1: really no chance of getting but she said she's optimistic, 149 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:43,200 Speaker 1: so on, Okay, so we decided to do it. Now, 150 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,679 Speaker 1: keep in mind, if your phone is pinned to an 151 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: apartment building, you would have to know which apartment it's in. 152 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 1: You don't know, I have no idea, right, yeah, if 153 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 1: somebody stole my phone and they're an apartment. So we 154 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,679 Speaker 1: drive and we're driving and my wife's like, we weren't 155 00:08:58,679 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: even on these streets, and you know, I'm like, well, 156 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 1: wait a minute. We kind of were on this street. 157 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,080 Speaker 1: I remember because it was near the Mandalay Bay and 158 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,320 Speaker 1: there's not much it's actually unfortunately where that that horrible 159 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,120 Speaker 1: Vegas shooting was years ago. But anyway, so we were 160 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:21,000 Speaker 1: driving on that road and she saw, your phone's here somewhere, Danny. 161 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 1: It was in the middle of the street Vegas. It 162 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: had been there for forty minutes, and you you got 163 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: it right. I had changed into my sandals. I'd put 164 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:36,440 Speaker 1: the phone on top of the hood of the or 165 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 1: the bumper or whatever the car. Yeah, it had stayed 166 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 1: there for several miles. We turned and the thing went 167 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 1: flying off. But even more amazing, it landed in the 168 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:52,720 Speaker 1: center divider area and no one drove it over, like 169 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,840 Speaker 1: it was a center divider, but it was just painted 170 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 1: with stripes. There was like right, nobody drove it over. Wow, 171 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,640 Speaker 1: it was not a scratch on it. It was a 172 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: little cold because it'd been out in the desert night 173 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:09,000 Speaker 1: for like forty forty five minutes. I'm believable. That's the 174 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,200 Speaker 1: most amazing. When you talk about a long shot paying off. 175 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: Please tell me you immediately be line to a flot machine. 176 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 1: I No, I did not. I just I cuddled my 177 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 1: phone though, I'm like, oh, my phone, my great phone, 178 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: my friend. I'm like, I was thinking of all the 179 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: stuff I hadn't backed up on my phone, and I 180 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,959 Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna lose this. I'm gonna lose that, 181 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:42,960 Speaker 1: these photos, crap, and all my passwords, everything's on there, 182 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,480 Speaker 1: and your whole life's on your phone. I'm like, because 183 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 1: I had assumed somebody snaked it when I was walking around, 184 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 1: somebody bumped into me, and you were Vegas's biggest winner 185 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,680 Speaker 1: that weekend. Yeah, So the way I look at it. 186 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:59,080 Speaker 1: I lost with San Diego State, but I want a 187 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,160 Speaker 1: whole lot more because these phones are seven hundred bucks, 188 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 1: eight hundred bucks whatever. These iPhones are insane, insane to 189 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 1: the membrane. So that was my big Vegas win. On 190 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 1: the way out, and my wife, actually she was She 191 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 1: was able to drive all the way back to California, 192 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,600 Speaker 1: back to LA and but she did get upset when 193 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,040 Speaker 1: I was on my phone. She said, you're supposed to 194 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: be sleeping, So what do you know you're supposed to 195 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 1: be sleeping. Get my phone back. That was not the 196 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 1: Terrible Two's Danny. That was the most amazing win, the 197 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:38,280 Speaker 1: most shocking, stunning upset of all time. Yeah, that was 198 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,720 Speaker 1: one in a million. Yeah. The wife and I we 199 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 1: had a Sunday visitor and she just turned two. And 200 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:53,320 Speaker 1: that's our niece, Phoenix. And so my girl's brother he 201 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,000 Speaker 1: called on Saturday and it's like, Hey, I need you 202 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,840 Speaker 1: guys to babysit Phoenix tomorrow. I have the Dodgers game 203 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,720 Speaker 1: with my son's little league team. They get to run 204 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,360 Speaker 1: the bases, so we need you guys to watch her. 205 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 1: On Sunday, about ten thirty in the morning, we hear 206 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,160 Speaker 1: a knock on the door, and in she comes, running 207 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 1: full speed, and she's really excited to be here. So 208 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,680 Speaker 1: Phoenix is really really social. You don't want that little 209 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,560 Speaker 1: kid that's shy and goes and poops in the corner 210 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 1: and it's scared to come out the whole time, just 211 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 1: scared to even read my bands. When I asked her 212 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 1: how old are you, she put a thumb in her 213 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,959 Speaker 1: index singer she's like two, like an el though, like, oh, 214 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,320 Speaker 1: like the loser sign. That's how she showed me she 215 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,920 Speaker 1: was two years old. How did you do? My favorite 216 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,960 Speaker 1: trick around kids, My favorite trick is when you go 217 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,280 Speaker 1: up to too years She might be able too young 218 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 1: for this, but said, what are you seventeen? Eighteen? How 219 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,480 Speaker 1: old are you? Like the kids surtdays. They love that. 220 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 1: It's like the greatest gag in the world, Like, oh no, 221 00:12:56,559 --> 00:13:00,600 Speaker 1: I'm like I become a thirteen year old girl. She 222 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,160 Speaker 1: clings onto words that she's able to say very well. 223 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,360 Speaker 1: So any woman who's around is mama. Now, if it's 224 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:12,880 Speaker 1: an animal, she says the name of our dog very well, Daisy. 225 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,080 Speaker 1: So my cat is coming up to her and she's 226 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 1: like Daisy, Daisy. Every furball around her was daisy, She's 227 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: really cute, and then she starts squatting, and you know 228 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 1: what that means. Then suddenly gets silent. There is something 229 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 1: a brewing, there's something steaming. My wife, who's carrying right now, 230 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:47,160 Speaker 1: she's six months pregnant. She's like, give me three more 231 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 1: months before I got to start changing poop diapers. It's 232 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:53,320 Speaker 1: like I was hoping she would wait until the end 233 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,080 Speaker 1: of this visit so that my brother could handle this 234 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,640 Speaker 1: when he gets back from Dodgers Stadium. But sure enough, 235 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,840 Speaker 1: had do the diaper change. So we said, hey, it's 236 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:07,240 Speaker 1: a sunny day outside. Let's take Phoenix and the kids 237 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:12,160 Speaker 1: to the park. Get the basketball, the pump, I take 238 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,439 Speaker 1: the Costco scooter, put it in the back of the car. 239 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: We get down to the park, go to the basketball court. 240 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 1: It's an awesome day out there, because you could tell 241 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 1: everybody in southern California has been cooped up the past 242 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:33,000 Speaker 1: couple of months. The park was jamming. The next day 243 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 1: was the start of spring break, so there were so 244 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 1: many kids running around this park and there was also 245 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 1: big family parties going on. Well, little Phoenix immediately runs 246 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 1: up to one of those families. My wife is just 247 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 1: super surprised. It's like, man, none of my kids were 248 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: aggressive like that or social like that. They were really shy. 249 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,640 Speaker 1: A lot of kids, as you know, will just cling 250 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,280 Speaker 1: to their parents' leg. That was me, that was my move, 251 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: my mom right every where we went. Yeah, you could 252 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:09,120 Speaker 1: tell Phoenix has several babysitters because she ran up to 253 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,480 Speaker 1: these people she's never met in her life, finds kids 254 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 1: somewhat near her age and immediately it's like, be my friend, 255 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: be my friend, and grabs the little girl's hands and 256 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 1: is holding hands with these little girls. How these girls 257 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,920 Speaker 1: receptive to this or they get away from me or 258 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: you know, at first they thought she was cute, but 259 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 1: very quickly they're like, she's annoying us, kind of chasing them, 260 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 1: and they're running away and they're like, get away from her. 261 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,400 Speaker 1: And then she goes off to the side and we 262 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:50,840 Speaker 1: see her squatting. Oh no, we're like again, this chicken nugget, 263 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:54,880 Speaker 1: french fry eating two year old. It's squatting for the 264 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,720 Speaker 1: second time since we've had her. You gotta go, you 265 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 1: gotta go, Danny, You got to go now, Ben. We 266 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,280 Speaker 1: gotta get her back home so we can change her again. 267 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:09,760 Speaker 1: But she pulls an escape route. Move this family that's 268 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 1: off to the side on the grass next to the 269 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:16,240 Speaker 1: basketball courts. They are doing their Armenian dancing. They have 270 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 1: their music blasting, and they have a tent that's set 271 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 1: up kind of like what you set up at the beach. Okay, 272 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:28,840 Speaker 1: that's cool, well except for Phoenix runs over and runs 273 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 1: into the tent. Oh my wife. He has to go retriever, 274 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,680 Speaker 1: and you know, it's embarrassing because these people are watching us, 275 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,040 Speaker 1: and I guess it turned out that they had a 276 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,960 Speaker 1: bunch of toys in there. It took forever to get 277 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,560 Speaker 1: her out of there. We had to physically go into 278 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 1: the tent and pull her out, get her back home, changer. 279 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:58,080 Speaker 1: By seven pm they get to our place and finally 280 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,360 Speaker 1: retrieve their daughter. But it was a nice is it, 281 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:06,119 Speaker 1: although there were two really stinky diaper changes, all right, 282 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:08,520 Speaker 1: and his Phoenix excited that she's going to be like 283 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 1: a big cousin because you're you're child to be named 284 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:17,160 Speaker 1: later there and the bun in the oven coming out later, 285 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,160 Speaker 1: so she'll be Oh, she'll have the advantage because she'll 286 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,400 Speaker 1: be a couple of years older than the kid. I'm 287 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 1: guessing those two will spend a good amount of time together. 288 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:28,280 Speaker 1: That's good though, because you're your your son to be 289 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:33,359 Speaker 1: will will be more social right because yes, rub off 290 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:36,240 Speaker 1: on him. Hopefully he won't be running into stranger's tents. 291 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:43,400 Speaker 1: Not necessarily what you're looking for, h my gud at Backscratcher. 292 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,520 Speaker 1: Two weeks in a road Danny, we gotta shut out 293 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:52,240 Speaker 1: bad job by you. We gotta pick up the pace. 294 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 1: We we don't have anybody yet. In April, you can 295 00:17:55,080 --> 00:18:01,440 Speaker 1: be our first helper, our first podcast helper scratcher the 296 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,400 Speaker 1: Apple podcast page podcast dot Apple dot com and then 297 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:10,160 Speaker 1: search the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller. We are still 298 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,760 Speaker 1: eleven reviews away from four hundred. We have slowed down 299 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: to a snail's pace here. This is not going well. 300 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,399 Speaker 1: We need to do better. We need to do better. 301 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,600 Speaker 1: Help us out, please, we need your help and we 302 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,479 Speaker 1: will give you a little love. Write a little review. 303 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:33,199 Speaker 1: Our bosses, the death spots who run these podcasts, they 304 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,600 Speaker 1: look at that kind of stuff. It's a big deal. 305 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,800 Speaker 1: So help us out. I'm just saying help us out now, 306 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: Safari Kingdom and that means again, Ohio, Aw, It's time 307 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 1: for Ben Maller Kingdom with Benig Radio so thank you, Ohio. 308 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:01,159 Speaker 1: All these are animal related to This is content nobody 309 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,720 Speaker 1: else has no has ever done this before, Danny, it's 310 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,199 Speaker 1: never been done on the radio. I can't deal with 311 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,399 Speaker 1: it unless it has been No, no, no, no, this 312 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,120 Speaker 1: is original content. No one else has this content. So 313 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:18,920 Speaker 1: first story comes out of New York where New York, 314 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:24,840 Speaker 1: New York would like to ban you from owning elephants, 315 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,640 Speaker 1: kangaroos and other wild animals. They want to ban those 316 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:37,720 Speaker 1: things from homes. You're probably asking, isn't that stuff already band? Oh? 317 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,080 Speaker 1: Probably not. I didn't know this, but there's new. I 318 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:43,399 Speaker 1: gotta tell my brother who lives in New York. Newly 319 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:48,159 Speaker 1: introduced legislation from Albany would officially ban New Yorkers from 320 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:56,440 Speaker 1: keeping elephants, hyenas, rhinos, and wales. This is all because 321 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:01,440 Speaker 1: of some dude on Long Island that has had sloths 322 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 1: and kangaroos. That's a lot. Oh, and you could charge 323 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,040 Speaker 1: a pretty penny for people to pet a sloth and 324 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:14,520 Speaker 1: take a picture with it. And these political hacks are 325 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 1: complaining saying so. Some of these animals, such as a 326 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,640 Speaker 1: red kangaroo, can grow as high as six feet tall 327 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,159 Speaker 1: and way up to two hundred pounds. And why do 328 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: you need to make a rule about whales? Where the 329 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,000 Speaker 1: fuck would you keep a whale at That is a 330 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 1: fair point, but the quoted to state law currently bans 331 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:37,760 Speaker 1: people from raising companion animals such as lions, tigers, and 332 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:43,480 Speaker 1: grizzly bears, while theoretically allowing the possession of other questionable pets. 333 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:48,200 Speaker 1: These include hyenas, rhinos, elephants, kangaroos, whales, dolphins. I guess 334 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,800 Speaker 1: it would have to be a small baby whale, seals, 335 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:55,800 Speaker 1: sea lions, walruses, EMUs, ostriches and eaters. Shout out, you 336 00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:01,879 Speaker 1: see irvine, armadillos and all that. The proposed band would 337 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,880 Speaker 1: not apply to zoos or animal sanctories. Well, thank god, Well, 338 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,440 Speaker 1: this is what we need our politicians to do. This 339 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,440 Speaker 1: is this is what we need them to do. Clearly, 340 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,720 Speaker 1: man alive. I'm looking I'm looking at all this. Wow. 341 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,480 Speaker 1: I guess there are some random people that this is 342 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:26,200 Speaker 1: an emu violently hecked at a drunken man. In England, 343 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:31,840 Speaker 1: a Michigan girl was bitten by a sloth. I remember that, 344 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,199 Speaker 1: so I think we talked about that. That That was at 345 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,600 Speaker 1: a pet store. Actually, I think I remember that we 346 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,080 Speaker 1: used to talk about this on the Animal Thunderdome, which 347 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:40,159 Speaker 1: is nothing like this segment. I don't even know what 348 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:46,240 Speaker 1: Most of these exotic animals are owned by big drug kingpins. 349 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:50,960 Speaker 1: It's usually big time drug dealers who have these as pets. 350 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,600 Speaker 1: It's like a flex, Danny. You want to show off, 351 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 1: you want to, I'm gonna I'm gonna stereotype. It's dudes 352 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,160 Speaker 1: trying to impress women like hey, look at my alligator, yeah, 353 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:07,440 Speaker 1: and then look at my other alegant. Anyway, hello a man, 354 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,440 Speaker 1: how about this outam Australia, a man has been charged 355 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:15,640 Speaker 1: after taking a platypus on a train ride. He took 356 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,640 Speaker 1: a platypus on a train ride and shopping. A twenty 357 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:24,520 Speaker 1: six year old Australian man accompanied by a woman was 358 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,160 Speaker 1: spotted on a suburban train in Australia with a wild 359 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:33,360 Speaker 1: platypus swaddled in a towel and they took the They 360 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,840 Speaker 1: just grabbed the platypus and took it on the train 361 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,639 Speaker 1: and took it shopping. That's a good word, swaddled. It 362 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,120 Speaker 1: is a solid. You don't hear that word very much. 363 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,600 Speaker 1: I'll bet you again, Danny said, dude trying to impress 364 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,040 Speaker 1: a woman. I think this All these animal stories are 365 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,840 Speaker 1: dudes trying to impress women. The hell is a platypus? 366 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 1: Can I impress a woman? Well? Baby, check out my platypus. 367 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: They're they're cute platypus. They're they're like cartoon characters. Look 368 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,399 Speaker 1: pretty cool. Let's see next. Oh, this is interesting. The 369 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:11,800 Speaker 1: deepest dwelling fish ever seen is a ghostly snail fish. 370 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 1: It was spotted more than twenty seven hundred feet beneath 371 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:20,040 Speaker 1: the ocean surface. According to the Sciences, it is the 372 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:24,879 Speaker 1: the deepest fish ever captured by camera on camera, and 373 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:29,639 Speaker 1: it looks like it's smiling ding okay, like it's you 374 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:35,679 Speaker 1: evil humans. I'm smiling at you, you fuckers. How dare you? 375 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 1: That's what it looks like. It's pretty cool. This took 376 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:45,520 Speaker 1: fifteen years. Danny, define this this fish? Ah, here's a 377 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:50,160 Speaker 1: fun story on the Safari Kingdom from Far Away, from 378 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,399 Speaker 1: a land, far far away. A pilot was forced to 379 00:23:54,440 --> 00:24:01,280 Speaker 1: make an emergency landing because a snake was crawling around 380 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:06,120 Speaker 1: the cockpit. Let's go to break. Isn't that like out 381 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,760 Speaker 1: of Indiana Jones or something like that? Doesn't that seem 382 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:13,920 Speaker 1: like it's out of Indiana Jones. Snakes on a plane, Yeah, 383 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,600 Speaker 1: snakes in your pants. The serpent had infiltrated and aircraft, 384 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,679 Speaker 1: and it says, seems like a movie, but it's not. 385 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 1: A South African pilot was literally forced to make an 386 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:30,760 Speaker 1: emergency landing because a deadly snake was on his plane. 387 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,840 Speaker 1: The pilot said that they were cruising at eleven thousand 388 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 1: feet in the air when he felt something cold around 389 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:43,920 Speaker 1: his hip and the guy freaked out. And he had 390 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,920 Speaker 1: four passengers on this private flight to South Africa. This 391 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,119 Speaker 1: is a couple days ago, early April, and they realized 392 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,720 Speaker 1: that they were They had this crater on there, this 393 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,679 Speaker 1: cool sensation crawling up the crawling up the guy's shirt, 394 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,240 Speaker 1: he said. And initially they thought it was leakage from 395 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 1: a water bottle. And they saw this cobra, the head 396 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: backwards underneath the seat. Oh, it was a cape cobra, 397 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:23,119 Speaker 1: an aggressive South African a snake that has enough venom 398 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:29,560 Speaker 1: to kill nine human beings. Wow, that is nuts. So 399 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,560 Speaker 1: they land they did. In the emergency landing, they're trying 400 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,679 Speaker 1: to find the plane. There's photo of them trying to 401 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,399 Speaker 1: find or find the snake. Rather in the plane and 402 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,480 Speaker 1: I don't know that they had success in that. That's crazy. 403 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 1: They say this is similar to the O six horror 404 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,680 Speaker 1: comedy Snakes on a plane, as you referenced there, Danny, Oho, 405 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:53,200 Speaker 1: I just googled the cape cobra. That is one scary 406 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,199 Speaker 1: looking m effort. And right underneath of the picture it 407 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:03,400 Speaker 1: says cape cobra the most dangerous snake in all of Africa. Yeah. Yeah, 408 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,080 Speaker 1: I'm looking at a photo here myself that that is 409 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,560 Speaker 1: the definition of a scary snake, like you think of 410 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,800 Speaker 1: a snake. And my brother when I was growing up, 411 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,760 Speaker 1: my older brother had a snake when but that was 412 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,439 Speaker 1: like a boa constrictor. This thing is like horror fuel. 413 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,960 Speaker 1: This is not not good. Oh, here's a fun story 414 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,680 Speaker 1: out of Maine, Danny. A jogger in Maine was attacked 415 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:31,119 Speaker 1: by a cow. A cow attacked a guy jogging. This 416 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,639 Speaker 1: was not whoopee pie Blair as far as we know. 417 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,000 Speaker 1: But who you know, who can be sure a nice 418 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,480 Speaker 1: jog in Maine? You're out there. And now they say 419 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:47,359 Speaker 1: the the cow's owner may end up facing charges because 420 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,240 Speaker 1: of this attack. An unnamed forty three year old woman 421 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,399 Speaker 1: was getting ready to go for a run on the 422 00:26:53,560 --> 00:27:00,359 Speaker 1: whistle Stop trail. Whistle Stop trail, it's a countryside, a 423 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 1: trail that runs through central Maine. And this cow popped 424 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: up she, the woman says she was According to the police, 425 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,040 Speaker 1: she was lifted off the ground by the animal's horns, 426 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:18,760 Speaker 1: but was able to escape into a nearby tree line. Yeah. 427 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,919 Speaker 1: This is Farmington, Maine, Sapping and Farmington, Maine, according to 428 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 1: Channel eight in Portland, Maine. And so the authorities contacted 429 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,160 Speaker 1: the owner of the cow, which she had escaped from 430 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:38,359 Speaker 1: a local farm along with a pig. There you go. 431 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,359 Speaker 1: So it's up to the district attorney whether or not 432 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 1: charges will be filed. How fast do cows move? Every 433 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,280 Speaker 1: time I've seen cows, they don't move very fast. I 434 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:53,719 Speaker 1: guess if they have a reason to move fast, they can. Yea, 435 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 1: she says. The cow sprung upon her and there you go. Well, 436 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,320 Speaker 1: and some bacon burgers out of that cow. I was 437 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,960 Speaker 1: just saying, I was gonna I go eat a burger 438 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:09,639 Speaker 1: or something. Yea burger. Knock yourself out. And one last 439 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 1: Safari Kingdom. So we'll have to push scientifical back to 440 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,240 Speaker 1: the Sunday podcast. But it turns out Corner New research 441 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:23,439 Speaker 1: in the animal world that some snakes are actually jymnas, Danny, 442 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:29,160 Speaker 1: they perform cart wheels. They performed cart wheels. Yeah, how 443 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:35,200 Speaker 1: exciting is that? Isn't that impressive? You're not impressive. No, 444 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,920 Speaker 1: I can't do a cart wheel. You would think a 445 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,440 Speaker 1: snake would be able to do a cart wheel. Researchers 446 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:48,880 Speaker 1: studied dwarf reeds snakes in Southeast Asia. They were amazed 447 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:53,640 Speaker 1: to find out that these dwarf red snakes can perform 448 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,680 Speaker 1: somersaults when they're threatened. Oh okay, a little summer show. 449 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 1: And of course there's video because everything's recorded for pusterity sakes, 450 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,760 Speaker 1: So if you want to google that, you can find 451 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 1: the video. Start picking off those snakes. They say, typically 452 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 1: snakes when they're threatened, they have everything from fleeing to 453 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:23,520 Speaker 1: camouflaging themselves with different colors, different odors, intimidation, etc. But 454 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:28,560 Speaker 1: this is the first time they have ever spotted a snake. 455 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,160 Speaker 1: This is a nocturnal snake. So it's probably a listener. 456 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 1: I want to listen to a different station. Anything you 457 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,760 Speaker 1: want to promote here, Danny, g anything at all, anything 458 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,520 Speaker 1: at all. It's just a nice saturday where I'm gonna 459 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,959 Speaker 1: watch some baseball with Baseball underway. It's interesting, Ben, because 460 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,680 Speaker 1: we did a pool on the Cavino and Rich Show 461 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 1: where we each picked five MLB teams out of a 462 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: hat and at the end of the season, if you 463 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,440 Speaker 1: have the team that wins at all, you win all 464 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,440 Speaker 1: of the money that's in the pool. Oh cool, Well, 465 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,520 Speaker 1: my five teams kind of blow it sucked. They were 466 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,640 Speaker 1: laughing at my picks. I didn't personally pick them, but 467 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,040 Speaker 1: the ones I pulled. The Devil Raised, though, are off 468 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 1: to a heart well they started as the Devil Raised 469 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 1: with their throwback unis. The Rays are off to a 470 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 1: hot start. So hah. They were laughing at me, saying 471 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,040 Speaker 1: I was gonna lose, but it looks like the Rays 472 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,400 Speaker 1: are gonna win it all, Big Ben. Who else do 473 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,440 Speaker 1: you have? You have Tampa Bay? They should be a 474 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,520 Speaker 1: playoff team, Tampa Bay, they're usually right around the playoffs. 475 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 1: You have the Pirates, you have the Reds, you have 476 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,960 Speaker 1: I do? I have the Reds? Red Sock? Okay? Terrible? Okay. 477 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,400 Speaker 1: So Covino got the Diamondbacks, the Yankees, the Padres, the 478 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:51,080 Speaker 1: White Socks, the Pirates. Is Covino but Yankee fan that 479 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,480 Speaker 1: he is, So he got his own team. So yeah, 480 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,160 Speaker 1: Diamondbacks they suck. Who else? Yankees? All right? He got 481 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,560 Speaker 1: the Diamondbacks, the Yankees, the Padres, the white sucks. The 482 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 1: Pirates all right, so the Pirates and Diamondbacks sucked. Those 483 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,760 Speaker 1: are the teams. Maybe andre should be a playoff team. 484 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:13,120 Speaker 1: They're off to a middling start in San Diego. Rich 485 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:17,920 Speaker 1: got the Twins. Speaking of Minnesota, they're all right, the Twins, 486 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,360 Speaker 1: but they have that cheating asshole Carlos career. I can 487 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,640 Speaker 1: say it on the podcast. He got the A's they sucked. 488 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:28,440 Speaker 1: That's the worst. The Royals, How bad is that? No, Oakland, 489 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,960 Speaker 1: they're gonna move the team to Vegas and they're drawing 490 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,440 Speaker 1: less than Triple A teams. The Royals, they suck. Oh 491 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,880 Speaker 1: that's bad. Yeah, but at least they give you, uh yeah, 492 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,840 Speaker 1: they give you a lanyard. They give you a lanyard. Yeah. 493 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:46,600 Speaker 1: He got the Cardinals and the Braves. Braves, Cardinals, Okay, 494 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,680 Speaker 1: I can see those two. So my five. I got 495 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:57,360 Speaker 1: the Rays, the Cubs, the Orioles. I could go either way. Yeah. 496 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: What do you think about the Oil and the Rockies? 497 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,800 Speaker 1: Oh boy? Yeah, And we were all laughing when I 498 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,440 Speaker 1: pulled the Rockies out of the hat. Now the loser 499 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,800 Speaker 1: of this has to wear crocs to work for a week. 500 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,680 Speaker 1: Ros to the office for a week, Yeah, for a week? 501 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,600 Speaker 1: All right? In the studio, I am saying I have 502 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,880 Speaker 1: men's large, like size ten eleven crocs that I would 503 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,560 Speaker 1: take out the garbage with. I'll bring him in. That 504 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:39,160 Speaker 1: violates HR rules rules. Well, you have a very good chance, 505 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,840 Speaker 1: you would rich have a very good chance of getting 506 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,160 Speaker 1: the number one pick. Your teams could end up with 507 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 1: the number one pick. You know, the worst record in baseball. 508 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,480 Speaker 1: You could end up the other way. Damn it. Why'd 509 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,080 Speaker 1: have to pick crappy teams? I know, I know, all right, Well, 510 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,160 Speaker 1: I have a great rest of your day. We got 511 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,200 Speaker 1: a big mail bag. We've got some scientifical nonsense as 512 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:03,360 Speaker 1: well on the next podcast on Sunday, and we will 513 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 1: catch you then. Asta pasta population