Speaker 1: The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Part one, ihing a thing with a member of the show.
Speaker 2: Happy Memorial Weekend to everybody, Welcome to the Best Bits.
Speaker 2: I am joined by some people's favorite, other people's not favorite.
Speaker 3: Probably least favorites.
Speaker 2: When you'd say, well, I was trying to be nice,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: But I mean see what I do on a Saturday,
Speaker 3: on Memorial Day weekend. I come in and do this
Speaker 3: for people and they still don't appreciate it. Oh kick people, Hey.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Thinks hell, you're welcome.
Speaker 2: All right, Well it's Lunchbox in case you didn't catch
Speaker 2: that drift before we get into some fun conversations. The
Speaker 2: best bits you'll check out on Just Bits this week
Speaker 2: if you're catching up on the show.
Speaker 1: Lunchbox.
Speaker 2: Speaking of says he's famous in Atlanta. We did a
Speaker 2: draft of Best Ways to Say Goodbye. I shared an
Speaker 2: update on my relationship with Man in Uniform. Bobby shared
Speaker 2: the weirdest things about show members Scooba. Steve didn't want
Speaker 2: to go to his son's graduation. We had Travis Dinning
Speaker 2: in studio for an interview. And there's a movie opportunity
Speaker 2: for somebody on the show, So all good stuff over there, Lunchbox.
Speaker 2: Do you have anything fun planning for Memorial Day?
Speaker 1: The plans?
Speaker 3: No, we went to Atlanta last weekend, so kind of
Speaker 3: laying low, just whatever. I don't know. Like the pools open.
Speaker 3: That's what's cool. Is like the city pools open this weekend.
Speaker 2: Where even is the city pool in Nashville.
Speaker 3: They're all over there are Ye, there's one like two
Speaker 3: blocks from here.
Speaker 2: I just going by, like a pool pass for the
Speaker 2: hotels for the day. Can you do that with kids?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but that would get expensive to buy
Speaker 3: a pool pass every day for a kid.
Speaker 2: Well, I have to imagine some of them have like
Speaker 2: family passes.
Speaker 1: What about like Opera Land?
Speaker 3: Did they do new new say sound waves?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not cheap, that's not cheap. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Let's go this way. We went one when baby Box
Speaker 3: was maybe two.
Speaker 2: Okay, so baby Box that's four, he's.
Speaker 3: No, he's five.
Speaker 2: Five was two?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's the only time I've been.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, got it, because let's just say we got.
Speaker 2: So city pools. Do we have any water parks? Do
Speaker 2: you like taking the kids to water parks?
Speaker 1: They're too young for that still I think they're too young.
Speaker 3: Like there's the one over there by Opprey Land that's
Speaker 3: but like sound Ways is what I consider a water
Speaker 3: a water park, Okay, I mean it's not. It's not
Speaker 3: like schlitter Bond back down in Texas. You don't know
Speaker 3: what that is.
Speaker 2: So you know, I know what shlitter bon is.
Speaker 3: You do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh I never personally went because I'm terrified of a
Speaker 2: lot of rides. But my older sister always went, what do.
Speaker 3: You mean you're terrified of the rides? I don't like
Speaker 3: that on an inner tube yo, and you just you
Speaker 3: go down.
Speaker 2: The well if they're pretty Yeah, see drops. I don't
Speaker 2: like things that make my stomach drop.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, they're like they're like slides.
Speaker 2: Let's say. You know what, I'm like, what's that thing
Speaker 2: where you just kind of float?
Speaker 1: At Lazy River? That's where you'll find me.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 1: I love a Lazy River.
Speaker 2: Why it's the only time where I don't like activities
Speaker 2: is because I don't like the stomach dropt feeling where
Speaker 2: you just like.
Speaker 3: Drop down, drop down immediately. It's like going down to
Speaker 3: slide at the park. It's just they're long and you're
Speaker 3: in an inner tube.
Speaker 2: Some of those I can do. Those I can do,
Speaker 2: But you know all the ones I'm talking about that
Speaker 2: are so high up and you're like you literally are
Speaker 2: like on a rocket down into the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the soda straws. Yeah, it's like a body saw. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I can't do those, but the ones on inner
Speaker 2: tubes that you're talking about, yeah, I could do this.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's what mostly sar Bond is.
Speaker 2: I thought they had some crazy big ones.
Speaker 3: I mean they have a couple. I don't even know
Speaker 3: if they're really that big, but they just have the
Speaker 3: slitter coaster where you would take the yellow board to
Speaker 3: the top of the roof and slide and go down.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 2: That makes my stomach curl.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 1: I think that's what I'm thinking of, and that always intimidated.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know, you're weird. But yeah. So now
Speaker 3: we haven't really gone to water park. No, I haven't
Speaker 3: done that yet. All right, so trying, I know, we
Speaker 3: haven't gone to six Flags, Like, there's no point.
Speaker 2: Wait, at what point do you get to start doing
Speaker 2: all that fun stuff with them?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good question, because they got to be
Speaker 3: tall enough to ride the rides, like, I didn't go
Speaker 3: to my first well, I guess I went to Wet
Speaker 3: and Wild as a kid.
Speaker 1: Wild what a name?
Speaker 3: Oh? Man? Like the first time I went on a
Speaker 3: roller coaster was I was in seventh grade?
Speaker 2: That makes sense, don't you have to be at least
Speaker 2: what is it? What's the threshold? Is it forty eight inches?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I just know that when I was twelve, it's the
Speaker 3: sixth grade, we had our te soccer team party at
Speaker 3: Celebration Station, which had go carts and stuff. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: I was the shortest one, so I had to go
Speaker 3: ride the little kid ones with all the little brothers,
Speaker 3: and all my teammates got to drive the goat carts
Speaker 3: themselves on the big track. If I wanted to ride
Speaker 3: in that, I had to have my dad drive me.
Speaker 1: Oh, you weren't tall enough.
Speaker 3: I wasn't tall enough. I was a short. Look still,
Speaker 3: I'll never forget it, man, I'll never forget it.
Speaker 2: When did you have your growth spurt?
Speaker 1: When did that happen?
Speaker 3: Like junior year of high school?
Speaker 2: Oh dang, yeah, you were a late bloomer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was I was because I was well, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't say late because I was sixteen.
Speaker 2: I guess that's true, and maybe it's different for dudes.
Speaker 3: Well I just think, yeah, well, I mean do. But
Speaker 3: I think because I was the youngest in my class
Speaker 3: because I was a summer birthday, so sixteen. Most of
Speaker 3: them are sixteen when they're sophomore, so that's when they're
Speaker 3: going through their growth spurt.
Speaker 2: So you were a little bit late compared to your grade, right,
Speaker 2: but not like as Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was always murmur that's funny. You know.
Speaker 1: You want to know what happened to me.
Speaker 2: I got my Lady of the month when I was
Speaker 2: in fourth grade. Oh gosh, Oh it's horrible. And I
Speaker 2: was wearing white pants and I was riding a school
Speaker 2: bus and I got so made fun of.
Speaker 3: Man, that's experience. So when did you hit your gross burt?
Speaker 3: Oh you never did, that's right. I'm pretty much.
Speaker 2: I have my little because in fourth grade fourth grade
Speaker 2: was so much.
Speaker 3: So was that when you started shaving your legs?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think I started shaving until I was
Speaker 2: in like middle school.
Speaker 3: That's tough to be in fourth great and have to
Speaker 3: worry about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, and like my my ladies bloomed to then,
Speaker 2: so like I was, I looked fourth grade, Yeah it
Speaker 2: was wild. I looked back at my pictures before the
Speaker 2: Only Day.
Speaker 3: World.
Speaker 2: Yeah crazy, I mean I I still but I had
Speaker 2: three elder sisters.
Speaker 1: So they do think that had had a.
Speaker 3: Roll in it, oh, because it like the just you
Speaker 3: knowerones or foremones or.
Speaker 1: They think it did. I don't know that there's any
Speaker 1: science behind that.
Speaker 3: Now there's science because you guys, you guys sink up.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but like for me to sing up when
Speaker 2: I haven't never had it, it's wild.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I was a early bloomer and yeah I.
Speaker 2: Didn't I have a grossart after that.
Speaker 1: Dang, that's why I let me why I'm five feet tall.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, obviously I wouldn't know this, but
Speaker 3: I'm like in fourth grade, you're like, oh, excuse me,
Speaker 3: I gotta go back there, and I got it, Like
Speaker 3: that's so weird.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you listen. I don't want to because you're
Speaker 2: a dude in your play, Like I don't want to,
Speaker 2: but I just want to tell you that I cried
Speaker 2: the first time I had to like go.
Speaker 1: Through nah nah, I like it.
Speaker 3: Was in the value.
Speaker 2: I called my mom and I was like crying, Ah, nah,
Speaker 2: it was horrible.
Speaker 3: No, it's horrible right now. And you're I don't even
Speaker 3: how old you are now.
Speaker 2: But I'm thirty now, all right, so thirty? Yeah, well
Speaker 2: remember I'm at thirtieth last year.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, one thing you're gonna rain, no, no, one
Speaker 3: thing you're gonna learn.
Speaker 1: Is you remember everything, so right.
Speaker 3: But I don't remember, like time, like is really like
Speaker 3: fleeting right now at this stage in our life. Oh no, no,
Speaker 3: Like I'm like, oh, we just did that, And then
Speaker 3: I look at the pictures, I'm like, oh, that was
Speaker 3: two and a half years ago. So I don't like
Speaker 3: that's what I did.
Speaker 1: Really mess with that, That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like like that the time is like I'm like, wait,
Speaker 3: what wait that was two and a half years ago.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: This is so true. Okay, well, Memorial Weekend something, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be floating.
Speaker 1: Down the river. Oh that's right, you told me that, yeah,
Speaker 1: and hanging.
Speaker 3: By the down the Flint River. Catch me a catfish dinner? Nah?
Speaker 3: All right, and then.
Speaker 1: It's all that's how it goes. But I think, you know,
Speaker 1: he does.
Speaker 3: He says, floating down the Flint River.
Speaker 2: The river, I don't know floating.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Now I gotta look it up.
Speaker 2: You're gonna bother me.
Speaker 1: What did you say, catching me a catfish dinner?
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's that's my kind of night.
Speaker 3: Hold on, that's what I said.
Speaker 1: I had to look it out to mind.
Speaker 3: The What do you mean you had to look it up?
Speaker 3: You didn't know that about the sound of my voice?
Speaker 1: Find the lyric? Okay, I found it.
Speaker 2: Floating down the Flint River?
Speaker 1: Catch us up?
Speaker 2: A little catfish dead? Are gonna sound like a winter winter.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at music.
Speaker 1: It was a rhythm out what it was?
Speaker 2: All right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So so floating hanging by the pool. We'll see.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I don't even know if the weather
Speaker 3: is gonna be good enough.
Speaker 2: And I'm a little worried that doesn't weather always have
Speaker 2: to be bad when we have fun weekends off?
Speaker 3: That's a great question. And also I don't even know,
Speaker 3: like even if it was nice, I don't even know if
Speaker 3: it's gonna be warm enough. Like here's the problem with
Speaker 3: the pools. Being open is awesome, Yeah, but that water's cold.
Speaker 3: For about a month. It is so freaking.
Speaker 2: Cold, and the cicadas are gonna be die bombing those.
Speaker 2: So that's all.
Speaker 3: I don't care about those. I don't know. That doesn't
Speaker 3: bother me.
Speaker 2: He doesn't bother They haven't dove bombed you yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they don't hurt you. The bugs, man, they're
Speaker 3: just chilling.
Speaker 2: They're huge, They little beady red eyes.
Speaker 3: They can't see.
Speaker 2: Can they not be for real?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they go off, vibrate, shouldn't sound.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why they scream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're a little scaredy cat some more. You know
Speaker 3: what's so funny is my kids love them, Like my
Speaker 3: four year old and the baby box two. He got
Speaker 3: three of them on his arm bike. Oh he's like
Speaker 3: look dad, look. And then later that day, like we're
Speaker 3: walking and one lands on him. He's like, oh, there's
Speaker 3: me and I'm like, uh, bro, you just had three
Speaker 3: on there, Like why are you upset? It was really
Speaker 3: funny and the random things that happened, and.
Speaker 2: Dad life yeah, dad life, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1: Well I don't understand, but I can empathize.
Speaker 3: Yeah, empathize that's a good word.
Speaker 2: Okay, I need some advice, some pro lunchbox advice. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do about this dog lunch?
Speaker 2: Do I adopt it? Do I find it a home?
Speaker 2: What do I do?
Speaker 3: Why would you not keep it?
Speaker 2: Well? The two reasons I have are one, she keeps
Speaker 2: chasing Hazel, and that's a huge reason. Oh the cat, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she doesn't seem to be a huge fan of cats,
Speaker 2: like keeps going after her, okay. And then the other
Speaker 2: one being that it's already kind of hard enough to
Speaker 2: find people to watch Remy and Hazel, let alone adding
Speaker 2: another dog into that mix.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I travel.
Speaker 2: A lot, just not just like for vacation, but for
Speaker 2: work too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think. But now you got a dud, so
Speaker 3: he'll be responsible for it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but he'll be traveling with me to some things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you have your dogs on airplanes?
Speaker 1: No, remember I can't do that with me anymore.
Speaker 2: I used to be able to.
Speaker 3: You can't put them in a cage.
Speaker 2: Well, the little one I could, But then I can't
Speaker 2: bring Remy.
Speaker 1: Roomy's too big.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rummy's twenty pounds.
Speaker 3: No, I have little fur Ball and twenty pounds. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I don't understand. I thought you could bring him
Speaker 3: in a little suitcase and put them under the seat.
Speaker 1: You can, but Roomy's too big. No, I've tried.
Speaker 2: She like doesn't fit in a carrier that would fit
Speaker 2: under there. She has two long legs and she's twenty pounds.
Speaker 3: That's that's shocking to me. I'm honest with you. I'm
Speaker 3: shocked by that. I'm looking that up. There's no way
Speaker 3: you no, let me look it up. It's twenty pounds.
Speaker 1: Say how you going to google that?
Speaker 3: I don't know how gonna google that? But I can't.
Speaker 2: I can tell her you her bet records.
Speaker 1: You'd believe it if you hold her looking.
Speaker 3: At her, no, look at her a little fur ball.
Speaker 2: But you pick her up and she just got a
Speaker 2: little weight on there.
Speaker 3: Huh, I'll be darn. Tickle me, uh surprised? And what
Speaker 3: that knows? That's not I know it, but it's tickled me.
Speaker 3: I don't know, call me confused.
Speaker 2: It's corny. I get it though. See what I did there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I totally get what you did there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's all I got. I don't know. That's weird. I
Speaker 3: think you adopt it. I mean, why not you already
Speaker 3: got along with it. You already gave it a name.
Speaker 2: No, I've just given it nicknames because I don't want
Speaker 2: to just keep calling it dog while I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: Take care of it. Right, And I mean, and the
Speaker 1: shelter did say I could name it.
Speaker 3: Hey, how long do you keep it until you decide? Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it away.
Speaker 1: Well, I have seventy two hours.
Speaker 2: Well I had seventy two hours from Thursday, and she
Speaker 2: needs to get spaced.
Speaker 1: She's not spade.
Speaker 3: Oh you you already contacted the shelter. Well, so I learned, man,
Speaker 3: you're going to commit it to a home that's like putting. No,
Speaker 3: I can't say that that's a bad taste.
Speaker 2: But I don't know what you're about. I learned that
Speaker 2: if I keep her for two weeks.
Speaker 1: Well, there's two levels to this.
Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure that if she does have owners,
Speaker 2: I gave them every possible chance to find her. And
Speaker 2: the only way to do that is for them to
Speaker 2: legally serve like a stray hold at the shelter.
Speaker 3: Oh so how did that so that? Oh that means
Speaker 3: that they put it there for like two weeks.
Speaker 2: Well, no, so they have seventy two hours at the shelter,
Speaker 2: and I'm her found foster, so she's serving that stray
Speaker 2: hold with me since Thursday.
Speaker 3: So if they go to the shelter, the shelter will
Speaker 3: have a picture of them saying, yeah, we got her,
Speaker 3: we know where she's at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have all our information because if, like, if
Speaker 2: somebody found Remy, I would want them to do that.
Speaker 2: So I have a chance at finding her if I've
Speaker 2: been scouring all the shelter, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: because otherwise there could be somebody out there that's looking
Speaker 2: for They just don't follow any of the social media
Speaker 2: I've posted them on. That's a good point, So I
Speaker 2: legally want to make sure that she has a chance
Speaker 2: to find her family.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're following the law.
Speaker 1: I'm trying.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's straight up what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 2: Some people don't. Yeah, but I again, if like if
Speaker 2: it were wall Though or Remy, we would want them
Speaker 2: to do that, you know.
Speaker 1: So sure, I'm making sure that's happening.
Speaker 2: And then after that seventy two hours, I have first
Speaker 2: right to adopt her or I can put her out
Speaker 2: for adoption and continue fostering her until she finds.
Speaker 3: Out, and then like when someone comes to a doctor,
Speaker 3: you can be like, actually, no, I'm going to keep her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think at that point.
Speaker 3: I don't. No, no, you can. That's what happens sometimes
Speaker 3: in like when people are giving up a kid for
Speaker 3: an adoption and they say, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that just happens in the movies. No, it's not
Speaker 1: a contract.
Speaker 2: That contract is.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, until you hand that baby over, say
Speaker 3: you're carrying a baby in your tummy, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Yeah, I'm gonna give it
Speaker 3: up for adoption. You pick the adoption family. Ye, that
Speaker 3: baby can be born, and you can be like, actually,
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm gonna keep the baby.
Speaker 1: Really yeah? Are you sure?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah? I mean one percent. Never heard it, never know,
Speaker 3: but I am pretty one hundred percent. But I have
Speaker 3: no idea.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're thinking that from the movies.
Speaker 3: No, No, is it from the movies. I don't know
Speaker 3: from the mayas, from the news, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've seen it before.
Speaker 2: I feel like once you' sign a contract in that scenario,
Speaker 2: you are sign sealed, delivered. But maybe there is a
Speaker 2: there is a kind of loophole where it's like there
Speaker 2: is a possibility, they say no, they would like to
Speaker 2: keep it because it is technically their child.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, I think you have
Speaker 3: a thirty seventy two hour loophole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, like I do have a little bit of
Speaker 2: time for her because she does have to get Spade
Speaker 2: before she can get adopted, because she's not Spade.
Speaker 1: So I do have a little bit more time.
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, you got a Carol. Hey, don't let
Speaker 3: room Me get ahold of her.
Speaker 2: They're both girls supports of all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't know that.
Speaker 3: How would I know that?
Speaker 2: Because I talk about her all the time, But.
Speaker 3: You don't say her, You say Remy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's still part of the pronow. When I
Speaker 2: use a sentence with Remy in it, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: Remy did that today? She was super nre Oh.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm paying attention. Hey can tell me they can't
Speaker 3: hook up?
Speaker 2: No, also, Roomy Spade, Oh all right.
Speaker 1: It's my fault.
Speaker 2: Well that's the latest in like the dog scenario.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I have her. She's a I'm a found foster.
Speaker 3: But she's a pretty good dog. Huh.
Speaker 2: She's so great like she really is. She follows me everywhere.
Speaker 2: I have like these teeny Remy's funny when she follows
Speaker 2: me because she's like a bear cub and you can't
Speaker 2: really hear her, but this little one, I can hear
Speaker 2: the little everywhere. I go.
Speaker 1: Oh man, so it is pretty cute.
Speaker 3: That's pretty fun. See she already adores you. I know
Speaker 3: she's already in low.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying no, but I you know, I gotta
Speaker 2: put Remy and Hazel first.
Speaker 3: So well, you don't have to do anything.
Speaker 1: Well, yes I do. I adopted them. They're in a
Speaker 1: safe home, you know.
Speaker 3: So you're telling me your first child, you have to
Speaker 3: just be so baby box one. I am more responsible
Speaker 3: to him because he was the first, and then the
Speaker 3: other two are like that.
Speaker 2: You would be like if you brought in a foster
Speaker 2: child and say, for whatever reason, your foster child doesn't
Speaker 2: get along.
Speaker 3: With your kids, that's probably a bad idea.
Speaker 2: You know, you would have to like your kids in
Speaker 2: that scenario would likely come first if something were to happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Not that you want aning bad, it's just that you
Speaker 2: would have to help find them a different home because
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be the right home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wouldn't be it wouldn't be a good fit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I see that.
Speaker 2: So we just got We'll see, we'll see how the
Speaker 2: weekend plays out.
Speaker 1: See if they get any better.
Speaker 2: Maybe once she's spade gone, that does happen.
Speaker 3: That does help. You don't want them to go into
Speaker 3: heat though.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I shall have to work diapers.
Speaker 2: They have periods, dogs periods.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want to say the word. You just say
Speaker 3: heat and they bleed all over and it's like.
Speaker 2: Ah, that is true.
Speaker 1: Okay, not like that, but yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: I mean that's twice we've talked about this podcast. We
Speaker 3: need to get over that.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll take a break and we'll come back. And now, okay.
Speaker 2: I have two questions for you, and I'm going to
Speaker 2: give you both of them so you can think about them.
Speaker 2: What are you a sucker for? Like, what's something you
Speaker 2: were always going to go for because you love it
Speaker 2: so much? And on the opposite side of that, what
Speaker 2: is one thing that you despise? And maybe you need
Speaker 2: a second thing about maybe you know, right off the
Speaker 2: top of your head, I can go if you need
Speaker 2: a moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, because I don't know anything I despise, okay,
Speaker 3: besides annoying people.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I'll start about the sucker part. First. I
Speaker 2: love a salad bar. Like if a restaurant has a
Speaker 2: salad bar, I'm going just for the salad bar.
Speaker 1: And that happened to me.
Speaker 2: I would try to steak house this weekend with my
Speaker 2: boyfriend and he goes it has a salad bar. I'm going.
Speaker 1: That's all you needed to tell me.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm a salad bar girl, like Jason's Deli, your
Speaker 2: old stomping ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my favorite saladbar salad.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you when I used to refill the
Speaker 3: ranch on that salad bar, though, I almost vomit in
Speaker 3: the salad bar every time, but.
Speaker 1: None of the other dressings. Just ranch, just ranch.
Speaker 3: Weird.
Speaker 2: Gosh, it really good too.
Speaker 3: It's smelled so horrid.
Speaker 1: Remember they don't have anymore, which is a bummer.
Speaker 2: But they used to have this chocolate pudding that had
Speaker 2: chocolate chips and it.
Speaker 1: Was really good.
Speaker 3: I don't think we had that when I was there.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was an old school one. It was one
Speaker 2: that I always had growing up. But they don't have
Speaker 2: it now.
Speaker 3: I don't remember chocolate pudding with chocolate chips. At least
Speaker 3: no one ordered that on deliveries. Hey, thank you for
Speaker 3: calling Jason's Deli and the Colonade week cater and deliver.
Speaker 3: How can I help you today? That's right, Bom San Antonio.
Speaker 3: Represent if you guys ever go hey, listen, I want
Speaker 3: someone this this is I don't want to see this.
Speaker 3: I want to see how far the podcast reaches. Right, Okay,
Speaker 3: So I want to issue a challenge.
Speaker 1: Oh we love a challenge.
Speaker 3: Challenge accept it. Okay. If you live in the San
Speaker 3: Antoni or you visit San Antonio, I want you to
Speaker 3: go to the Jason's Deli at the Colonnade. You got
Speaker 3: to figure it out. I forget the name of the road.
Speaker 3: It may be Days of Alla, maybe Hubner Crazy ten
Speaker 3: and now Days of All is the first one, then Hebener.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they can look it up on that
Speaker 1: do Colinnade.
Speaker 3: Okay, And I want you to go in there and
Speaker 3: find the GM. Her name is Rose. And I want
Speaker 3: you to get a picture and post it to like
Speaker 3: are like tag me on Instagram or something, and be
Speaker 3: like cater and deliver the Colonne whatever I want. I
Speaker 3: want to see how far, like if people actually will
Speaker 3: listen to this and actually go do it.
Speaker 2: I love it, Okay, I feel like there.
Speaker 3: There has to be There has to be at least
Speaker 3: one person that's going to visit and likes Jason's Deli
Speaker 3: and is like, you know what, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 3: And I don't even know if she works the weekend,
Speaker 3: so it may not work this weekend. It may be
Speaker 3: just during the week I don't know what Rose is scheduling.
Speaker 2: Maybe call first and.
Speaker 3: Sure she he still works there because we're friends on Facebook,
Speaker 3: me and her, and okay, so.
Speaker 2: She's at least still here with us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. So I just I wonder,
Speaker 3: like like the real like, how like what degree separation
Speaker 3: are we from that Jason's Deli?
Speaker 2: Probably not very far.
Speaker 1: I believe in somebody in Santi. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I believe in it, all right.
Speaker 1: I'll even post it on social media just to see
Speaker 1: if we can get a.
Speaker 2: Little No, no, they have to listen to this, No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'll say, go listen to the podcast because Lunchbox has
Speaker 2: a challenge for Okay, that's fine, yeah, yeah, I won't
Speaker 2: tell what the challenge is a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's legit. And I would send you to
Speaker 3: my Sam's club, but it's closed. That one closed down,
Speaker 3: sixty four to sixteen, it's gone gone, but sixty four
Speaker 3: or fifty three it's still up and kicking. So shout
Speaker 3: out to that.
Speaker 1: We love that.
Speaker 2: Well, well, salad Bards, I love them. That's what I'm
Speaker 2: a sucker for. Okay, if you find any place with
Speaker 2: a good salabar, let me know. I'll go try it out.
Speaker 2: And if there's one thing I despise, it's group text messages.
Speaker 3: No, why do you hate those?
Speaker 2: I don't mind fin small group ones or with people
Speaker 2: I know. But you ever get on a text mesage
Speaker 2: dread with like fifty different people and you.
Speaker 1: Maybe know one of them.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not on one with fifty of them, but
Speaker 3: I'm on one with So I play fantasy baseball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know everybody in that No, I know
Speaker 2: that's the problem.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I co manage one fantasy baseball team and
Speaker 3: my cousin Andrew shout out right. And then some of
Speaker 3: his fraternity brothers like that were the class below him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they were starting a league and they needed an extra
Speaker 3: like they didn't have enough people to fill the league.
Speaker 3: And my cousin's like, hey, do you want to manage
Speaker 3: your own team? I might not really man like I
Speaker 3: enjoy like, I love baseball, but I am not as
Speaker 3: hardcore as some of them are, like knowing who's coming
Speaker 3: up from the miners, who's good at this?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: So this is a fantasy league for baseball?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought I thought they only existed for football.
Speaker 3: Oh no, No, there's hockey, there's NASCAR, there's everything.
Speaker 2: Fantasy leagues for everything.
Speaker 3: There's golf, everything.
Speaker 2: What you guys do this year round?
Speaker 1: Why is it so crazy a football time?
Speaker 3: Because football is the biggest sport, So.
Speaker 1: There's more people that are playing fantasy football. I would
Speaker 1: assume yes, why did Okay?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: And so I don't know most of them got it
Speaker 3: And they text all the time, and you're in it.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 1: Is that not annoying?
Speaker 3: I mean it is unbelievable how many texts they send,
Speaker 3: like let's see, here we go, Like here's the text.
Speaker 1: I mean here, it is right here, it even has
Speaker 1: a name.
Speaker 3: I mean, look at all these two I mean they
Speaker 3: just text nons. This is all yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday.
Speaker 2: Okay, so see do you see my point?
Speaker 1: Is that not annoyed me?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't even keep up so have time.
Speaker 3: I don't even read what they're saying. I just like, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: I mean I missed twenty text messages, not going to
Speaker 3: go back and read it, but I don't. I mean,
Speaker 3: I guess I could. Someone told me you could silence that.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can't. But I'll show you if you want
Speaker 1: me to know what.
Speaker 3: I want you to show me. If you know how
Speaker 3: is how to say, like my pictures? Why does it
Speaker 3: take it into heelock? Now? I hate it?
Speaker 1: Like, okay, helock is alone whatever.
Speaker 3: H e I c hike ii hiko hiko.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: There's no geico. I don't know. It's not a g Okay,
Speaker 3: why does it do that? Because it's not compatible with anything.
Speaker 3: It is so annoying because listen, I got my parents
Speaker 3: a digital picture frame. Oh yeah, no, it was great
Speaker 3: until iPhone changed to helock. Because now I send the
Speaker 3: pictures and it's not compatible. So I get a rejection
Speaker 3: email every time, and I'm like, so I haven't sent
Speaker 3: pictures to my parents digital frame because I don't know
Speaker 3: how to go back to the normal freaking picture. And
Speaker 3: it is so annoying. It's so annoying. I don't know
Speaker 3: how to do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm looking at it.
Speaker 3: So my parents I feel so bad because they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: you don't send pictures to the picture frame anymore. I'm like,
Speaker 3: because I can't. I don't want to take a picture
Speaker 3: go in convert it to jpeg or gift or whatever
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to non helock. And it is so annoying.
Speaker 3: And I know there's other people in the world to
Speaker 3: have this frustration. They have to be here.
Speaker 1: We go, I got you. Go to camera.
Speaker 3: You've got to be kidding me.
Speaker 2: Camera and under formats.
Speaker 3: No, how do I do that? Oh? I got to
Speaker 3: go to setting setting.
Speaker 1: Sorry, go to setting settings camera.
Speaker 3: Camera. It's technology is hard. Where's camera?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I see why they do that? Now why I'll tell you?
Speaker 1: Get to camera.
Speaker 2: I can, I got it camera settings or sorry, go to.
Speaker 1: Formats formats, boom on it and change it to most compatible.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: So the reason I'm reading the thing on here it
Speaker 2: says to you're reducing the file size by having it
Speaker 2: in your keylock. It's high efficiency. Most compatible is always
Speaker 2: going to use JPEG or H two sixty four. So
Speaker 2: if you want things that are HGR four K, you're
Speaker 2: going to have to have it as high efficiency.
Speaker 1: Versus what is four K?
Speaker 2: So four K, much like a television, is higher resolution.
Speaker 2: So it's just a clearer picture versus.
Speaker 1: But I don't know how blurry or photo.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never changed it to most compatible.
Speaker 2: But I'm with you. I get it. It's frustrating. I
Speaker 2: have to do it a lot to convert.
Speaker 3: I mean, my poor parents don't get to see my
Speaker 3: kids anymore.
Speaker 2: So you can change it to most compatible and just
Speaker 2: see how the glory see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't look bad.
Speaker 2: I don't know that it will be bad because jpeg
Speaker 2: and H two six ' four isn't bad.
Speaker 1: It's just I don't four K is definitely a higher resolution.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Has driving me nuts. It's been driving nuts for now.
Speaker 2: Everything you take forward will be not the ones you've
Speaker 2: already taken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, And you know what else has got me
Speaker 3: is uh, I was in Atlanta last weekend and Megan
Speaker 3: Maroney did three songs at the station. Yeah, and I
Speaker 3: try to take videos and my camera just shakes the
Speaker 3: whole time.
Speaker 2: It does.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that might be your hand.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's not my hand, because I even put
Speaker 3: the hand like the stabilizer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and just you stabilize with your other hand.
Speaker 3: Its yeah, I put the stabilizer and it was just still.
Speaker 3: And I don't know why. I'm like that is so weird.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know how to fix that problem.
Speaker 1: You may have an immediate an update.
Speaker 3: I'm doing it right now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh I'm not even moving. Do you have
Speaker 1: an update available?
Speaker 3: Let's see how you do that.
Speaker 2: Go to your app store. You guys are getting technology
Speaker 2: lessons with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Apple idea suggestions.
Speaker 1: Well no, not, don't click that.
Speaker 2: No, you should have there should be a little alert
Speaker 2: button if you have an update.
Speaker 3: Can I see your iPhone not backed up? My iPhone's
Speaker 3: not backed up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 3: I have an update.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do where we'll finish finish sitting up my
Speaker 1: phonee hold on, let me see it. You don't have
Speaker 1: to do that. No, I don't want to do Apple pay.
Speaker 1: You can skip it also.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like Apple pay. I don't want that technology.
Speaker 2: You need to go under general and software update. You
Speaker 2: have automatic updates on but yeah, you have an update.
Speaker 2: Oh no, This update provides important bug fixes and addresses
Speaker 2: a rare issue. H photos that experience database corruption could
Speaker 2: appear in photos.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the same problem.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it is. It's the shakes. Did they say it?
Speaker 1: Do you have me to update it?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean my phone's always up to date.
Speaker 3: So I allright, try it.
Speaker 1: It could help it.
Speaker 2: But if not, you may need a new phone.
Speaker 1: Oh man, just aheads.
Speaker 3: Up, visive it is. So you're telling me they're just
Speaker 3: doing that, so I'll buy a new phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, So that conspiracy theory is true about Apple. They
Speaker 2: kind of stopped working after that.
Speaker 3: Do I hear sell cellular data to download?
Speaker 1: Well, you should get on Wi Fi.
Speaker 2: This is what my normal life looks like with lunch.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so cancel on that.
Speaker 1: What does it say?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I did that, but I didn't and
Speaker 3: then I opened Wi Fi?
Speaker 1: Just it continue?
Speaker 3: Okay, continue, boom?
Speaker 1: Are you good?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Is it gonna update? Okay, Well we're gonna take one
Speaker 2: more quick break.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you never got to my sucker one almost one.
Speaker 2: We both des buys a group text messages.
Speaker 3: I don't really mean. It's just weird.
Speaker 2: It's just a way to say I'm a suck up
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who sings it?
Speaker 2: I don't know that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, I'll look it up.
Speaker 1: Will you tell me what your sucker for?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 1: Man, I think that's a Jonas or so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sucker Jonas brothers.
Speaker 3: Nice. See how good a music.
Speaker 1: I'm a sucker for you See?
Speaker 3: And I was right on it, you were close. What
Speaker 3: am I a sucker for?
Speaker 1: I don't have anything.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm a sucker for a good piece of cheesecake.
Speaker 3: If it says cheesecake the menu, I'm gonna I'll probably
Speaker 3: order the dessert. I'm not really a dessert person.
Speaker 2: But you know there's a farmer's market by us that
Speaker 2: they have a cheesecake stand.
Speaker 3: Oh, it sells out every It sells out every time
Speaker 3: every time.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had them? I want to know what
Speaker 1: they taste like.
Speaker 3: I haven't had it because guess what, I ain't getting
Speaker 3: there at freaking four o'clock in the morning and be
Speaker 3: the first in line, like, oh, it starts at ten, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's sold out by the time I get there
Speaker 3: at ten forty.
Speaker 1: Five we'll see you gotta get there right at ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So what I'm saying, it's tough some days.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try this Saturday. I'll let you know if
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 3: If I get, you mean next Saturday, because today is Saturday.
Speaker 2: All right, today I'm going to be trying today.
Speaker 3: Well, we better hurry up and get out of here then,
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, getting up here five in the
Speaker 3: morning on a Saturday is kind of rough.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well we'll be right back quick break.
Speaker 3: All right, we gotta go break break.
Speaker 2: Jake need to know if I'm a psycho lunchbox. The
Speaker 2: answer is yes, you're a female. Boom got Hers is
Speaker 2: absolutely false.
Speaker 3: People, Relax, you.
Speaker 1: Just beat a lot of people off.
Speaker 2: I have a friend who messaged me when I was
Speaker 2: posting videos of the dog in my bed, and he goes,
Speaker 2: I'm more concerned that you don't sleep with a duvet?
Speaker 2: Do you sleep with the dovet?
Speaker 3: I have this, I don't know what a duvet.
Speaker 2: Okay, so a duvet is one of those comforters that
Speaker 2: goes in a little sheet that you tie. Oh oh,
Speaker 2: because what I have is I have a comforter just
Speaker 2: like by itself that I sleep with, and then I
Speaker 2: have a duvet that goes over that comforter and the diveate.
Speaker 3: So you have two comforters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of them is meant to be slept with,
Speaker 2: and duvet is like for looks, Why would I sleep
Speaker 2: with something that like it's so pretty.
Speaker 3: So you so you have the cover, but you don't
Speaker 3: put a blanket in it, or you do put it.
Speaker 1: I have sheets and stuff too. No no, no, I don't
Speaker 1: have a blanket. Hold on my bank.
Speaker 3: No no no, no, no, no you do. It's called a blanket
Speaker 3: and you put the blanket in that little Okay, so
Speaker 3: you have a company. No, no, no, there's a duvet. I've
Speaker 3: learned this. It's a duvet cover.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a duvet cover in a duvet. The duvet
Speaker 2: is in the duvet cover.
Speaker 3: So you have a wait hold on, So you have
Speaker 3: a comforter and then a duvet inside the cover.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have a I basically just have the
Speaker 2: comforters just by itself.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have anything on it. It's just white and
Speaker 1: it's comfy.
Speaker 2: It's like basically a okay. So, and then what goes
Speaker 2: on top of that the duvet in the duvet comforter,
Speaker 2: but I don't use the duvet. I pull it back.
Speaker 2: It's like at the.
Speaker 1: End of the bed when I sleep.
Speaker 2: Okay, so apparently I'm a psychopath because I don't sleep
Speaker 2: with the duvet.
Speaker 3: Well, I think you're a psychopath for having two blankets.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Well I wanted to look pretty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's insane.
Speaker 2: Like how we like to have a lot of pillows.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: You don't have a lot of pillows on your bed.
Speaker 3: No, I have one pillow that I sleep on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like that you take off No, literally no,
Speaker 2: do you have on any of your spare bedrooms or anything.
Speaker 3: No, I have Like, oh, I'm like this the guest bedroom,
Speaker 3: we have, uh four pillows, Like yeah, it's pretty. No. No,
Speaker 3: it gives them an option of which one they like, hard,
Speaker 3: firm or soft?
Speaker 2: Okay, No, No, they're like bed pillows.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, one hard ones off, which one do
Speaker 3: you like? Cool it? Throw the other one on the ground. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's nothing to do with decoration. I think you're a
Speaker 3: cycle for having two blankets because.
Speaker 1: My wife we use one.
Speaker 3: My wife does have the blanket inside that thing. You're saying, yeah,
Speaker 3: but it has buttons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's buttons. It could be buttons or ties.
Speaker 3: And I can't use it because it makes me it's
Speaker 3: too heavy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are heavy.
Speaker 1: Diveys are very heavy.
Speaker 3: Like when we went to Austin for iHeart, I was like,
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, no kids, I'm gonna sleep so good.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be amazing. The weird thing is they had
Speaker 3: no sheets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't have sheets.
Speaker 2: We had a bed sheet on the mattress, but not
Speaker 2: a sheet to sleep under.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so then you just have the comforter m hm.
Speaker 3: And that comforter was way too heavy.
Speaker 1: It was very heavy.
Speaker 3: I sweated every single night, so I never got a
Speaker 3: good night's sleep. Like, I never got a night of
Speaker 3: sleep where I didn't wake up sweating and had to
Speaker 3: get a towel or move to the other side of
Speaker 3: the bed or move to the other bed. Like it
Speaker 3: was like, what are we doing here?
Speaker 2: Wait, So if.
Speaker 1: Your wife has one that's super heavy, what do you
Speaker 1: sleep with?
Speaker 3: I sleep with a thin like.
Speaker 2: Sheet.
Speaker 3: No, it's a blanket, but it's you also have the
Speaker 3: bed sheet on, yeah, the bed sheet on? Okay, yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: but then I sleep with a thin, thin blanket.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Who's barb stark me?
Speaker 3: So, me and my wife sleep under set brick covers
Speaker 3: because she likes that big heavy thing and it makes
Speaker 3: me sweat. And it's just like I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Well, at least you're not fighting overcovers.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I would never fight overcovers anyway.
Speaker 1: You just steal them all.
Speaker 3: No, I don't steal anything. I don't move. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: I go to sleep and I wake up in the
Speaker 3: same spot.
Speaker 2: Okay you Yeah, that's a lot like my boyfriend. He
Speaker 2: can pack like you literally on a dime. Just pass
Speaker 2: it out. I'm just sitting there like cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just can pass out. And I don't move,
Speaker 3: and I don't wrestle the covers away like I don't
Speaker 3: do all that.
Speaker 2: You just stay in your one spot on you on
Speaker 2: your back or your side?
Speaker 3: Oh my back?
Speaker 2: Do you sleep like a dead person? Yeah, with your
Speaker 2: arms crossed. Okay, you look like you guys can't see
Speaker 2: those marks.
Speaker 1: But he looks like he's doing the plunge.
Speaker 3: Of No, I do I knew the right hand. I
Speaker 3: do the right hand across my chest, left hand underneath
Speaker 3: the pillow, and I looked to my left or I
Speaker 3: looked to my.
Speaker 2: Right, your person, I am.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this dubate situation is, but you're worse.
Speaker 3: I mean, it probably does look I am dead person.
Speaker 2: And then sometimes if your wife doesn't be like check
Speaker 2: your balls for.
Speaker 3: So often, sometimes I do that, I pet my face
Speaker 3: or I just have my hand in the air.
Speaker 1: Who you pet in your face for?
Speaker 3: I don't know. My wife just says I do it sometimes,
Speaker 3: like she's taking videos and it's just like I'm asleep
Speaker 3: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Just like, are you a dog? A dog in a former?
Speaker 3: Or I just have my hand in the air and
Speaker 3: she films it because she thinks. I'm like, She's like,
Speaker 3: what is he doing?
Speaker 2: You like turned into a zombie like walking dead? Sleeping?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and my update is still preparing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it may take a seconds. That's gonna be okay,
Speaker 2: use their phone not much anywhere.
Speaker 3: No, I know, but I'm just so what else? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's I mean, I don't know if you're a psychopath
Speaker 3: for that. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: No, but thank you for being vulnerable about yours because
Speaker 2: you definitely win if we were comparing notes.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. I mean, it's weird. I
Speaker 3: don't understand it. I don't get like people to sleep
Speaker 3: with those heavy blanks.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: My comforter that I sleep with is super light weight.
Speaker 2: That's why I.
Speaker 1: Sleep with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so then, I mean Douve is just pretty.
Speaker 1: So when people come over.
Speaker 3: Then in Austin, when I'm you know, sweating, you know,
Speaker 3: I have to get buck naked because usually in a
Speaker 3: hotel room, I'll leave sleep with boxers on, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. But I might know. So then I'm
Speaker 3: wondering do they clean that thing? There's no way they
Speaker 3: wash all those comforters every time someone leaves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't check if it's Duvey.
Speaker 2: That's the other thing that sucks about a duvet is
Speaker 2: they suck to clean because you have to remove the
Speaker 2: whole thing and then put it back on. And I
Speaker 2: don't know if you've ever been a single person putting
Speaker 2: on a duvet, but.
Speaker 1: It's not a fun experience.
Speaker 3: No, I never had a duva whenever they dove douve. No,
Speaker 3: my wife, I mean, we've.
Speaker 2: Learned a lot of things about your sleeping patterns. I
Speaker 2: feel like this is where we should exit.
Speaker 3: All right, stage left, Okay.
Speaker 2: All right, we are glad you're here.
Speaker 3: That's it. That's the end of it.
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna go to we gotta do some listener
Speaker 1: Q and A.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I mean yeah, we'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Do you have anything else you want to add for this? U.
Speaker 2: I can tell you about my cicada story that I
Speaker 2: almost died.
Speaker 1: One flew in my car. I almost crashed my car.
Speaker 1: Why would I because it landed on me and.
Speaker 3: You realize it's just a bug.
Speaker 2: I realize it's just a bug, but my brain doesn't
Speaker 2: compute it that way. Okay. My brain is like, this
Speaker 2: is a little alien and it has teeny tiny legs
Speaker 2: and it's crawling on me.
Speaker 3: My wife is the same way. She tries to tell
Speaker 3: our kids, Oh, just a bug, and then one lands
Speaker 3: on her and she freaking goes ah. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: how do you expect them to react if you are
Speaker 3: If you're acting that one shows I know, I know,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: It's so hard not to react that way.
Speaker 2: You're not used to this giant bug justlinging and diving
Speaker 2: out at you for no reason.
Speaker 3: You guys are crazy. That makes you a psychopath. You're
Speaker 3: scared of a little cicada. They are so cool, They
Speaker 3: just chill.
Speaker 2: They're not cool. Those things are screaming all the time.
Speaker 1: It's like you go outside.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, they've been choiet for thirteen years. I'd
Speaker 3: want to scream too.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: If you put me on mute for thirteen years and
Speaker 3: you open my mouth after thirteen years, I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: screaming too.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Can you imagine you after not being
Speaker 1: able to talk for thirteen years.
Speaker 3: There's no way you wouldn't know how to talk.
Speaker 1: There's that's why you scream. There's no words that compute.
Speaker 3: And then I have a question, why do they like
Speaker 3: certain trees because you walk by a certain tree and
Speaker 3: it's like caked in them, and then the next tree
Speaker 3: doesn't have a single cicada?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's my yard they chose, they chose my
Speaker 2: tree in my yard.
Speaker 3: Really, See, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's why I hate mo Wa because they come on
Speaker 2: that tree like.
Speaker 3: I mean, my kids. And then it was that with
Speaker 3: kids like to collect them and put them in little buckets.
Speaker 2: What about their shells? Is that what they're collecting?
Speaker 3: We collect the shells?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, those things are creepy.
Speaker 3: Have you seen them coming out of the shell?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the little red bugs that attack them
Speaker 2: while they're in the shell.
Speaker 3: No, Oh, my.
Speaker 2: Gosh, it's like a I have a video I can
Speaker 2: show you. They disperse as soon as you walk by.
Speaker 1: It's like a scene from a horror movie.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think I know this because they were
Speaker 2: planted in my backyard. I saw all these little holes
Speaker 2: that came up, so they came out of my yard.
Speaker 2: And when they were on my fence and i'd go over,
Speaker 2: there was just like a group like a little beehive's
Speaker 2: kind of what it looked like on the back of them,
Speaker 2: and all these teeny tiny red bugs just grouped around them.
Speaker 2: And you walk by and they goes oooh scatter.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 2: It was a wild It was gross, but as wild.
Speaker 3: That's you know. What I have is moles got.
Speaker 1: Oh still got them? Those sons are good groundhogs groundhogs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're moles.
Speaker 1: Did they look similar to groundhogs?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know, but I just know
Speaker 3: they're annoying and I want someone to take.
Speaker 2: Care of them, and we'll just have them humanely moved
Speaker 2: somewhere else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell me how to do that.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's still damn that. They look like a little platypus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they wreck your yard and it is so annoying,
Speaker 3: Like why are they in my yard? Go to the
Speaker 3: neighbor's yard, go anywhere, like, get.
Speaker 2: The heck out of Have you called somebody to help you?
Speaker 3: Find me? Someone to call? Go ahead? Is there not? Like?
Speaker 1: No, Okay, they have such cute little noses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got and yeah, and you know, go look
Speaker 3: at the trails. They it looks like Mount Kilimanjaro all
Speaker 3: over my freaking yard. So annoying. It's like Mount kil Majar.
Speaker 3: There's Mount Everest, there's Mount Rainier.
Speaker 2: Try and learn him out with some veggies. See if
Speaker 2: I can get him to the yard.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm like, I'll give you a snack if
Speaker 3: you go over there. I'll give you freaking cotton candy.
Speaker 3: Just get out of here. I'll give you a ring pop.
Speaker 3: I don't care. Get out of my freaking yard.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, something can help lunchbox humanly move his moles.
Speaker 3: I don't care if they're humanly.
Speaker 1: I do, so that's I'm going to plead for them.
Speaker 3: I'll say, humanly, just get rid of them. If I
Speaker 3: turn mine, they end up.
Speaker 2: I don't do that's all right, I don't do that.
Speaker 3: All right, take him over to Mortgane yard, she said,
Speaker 3: move him somewhere they.
Speaker 1: Can hang out me, I said, my ground dog. That
Speaker 1: I had you.
Speaker 3: Trust me, you would be like, okay, get him out
Speaker 3: of here. If they were in your yard.
Speaker 2: Well, if so, then I would move them humanly.
Speaker 3: I don't think you know how to move them humanly them.
Speaker 3: You don't just put them like a little bunny rabbit
Speaker 3: and they just hop right in. No, I don't think
Speaker 3: that's how it happened.
Speaker 2: Well, traps, they you got to glure them with something
Speaker 2: and you get them in the trap.
Speaker 3: That's not how moles work.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's how. That's how a lot of
Speaker 1: animals work.
Speaker 2: So I am assuming it's possible.
Speaker 3: No, No, that's a possum.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we're gonna we're gonna go do part
Speaker 2: three here in a little bit.
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Speaker 3: I'm tired. I need a nap on this Saturday.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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