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Speaker 1: The Nicky Here. I am welcome to the Nicky Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. That's what I meant to say,

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Speaker 1: it like it's Wednesday. Oh boy, what a show we

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Speaker 1: have for you today. We have a special guest on.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited to have him in. It was an impromptu

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Speaker 1: booking of just like I want to hear what this

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Speaker 1: dude has to say about my co host Andrew Colin

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Speaker 1: um someone who knows him very closely and personally and

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Speaker 1: has good stories about the way he was because, like

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Speaker 1: we were talking about on the show yesterday, you only

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Speaker 1: like remember things the way you remember them, and there's

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Speaker 1: always someone else's side of the story. And Andrew was

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Speaker 1: very good about presenting himself as he was in the past,

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Speaker 1: like telling the really like sad parts of his life,

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Speaker 1: and some of it makes me want to cry to

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Speaker 1: to how um oh man. There was a story this

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Speaker 1: weekend about he and his girlfriend getting a cat, which

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he just got this cat to like impress her,

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Speaker 1: because you know, his college relationship with this girl was

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Speaker 1: just him like trying to win her back. Then he

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Speaker 1: would get her back, he would like work out and

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Speaker 1: get in good shape and take care of himself, stop drinking.

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Speaker 1: She would come back to him, then he would fall

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Speaker 1: apart again, and then she would reject him. And then

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Speaker 1: the other day, I guess we talked about this on

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Speaker 1: the air. The other day he was like, she never

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Speaker 1: went down on me, and it was like, yeah, because

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Speaker 1: you didn't wash herself, like we figured out that she

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Speaker 1: wasn't just like frigid or not giving. It's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: you look back on relationships and you can when you

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Speaker 1: hear one side of like a breakup, it just is

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Speaker 1: so easy to villainize the other person and not have

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Speaker 1: any perspective of like, no, I've heard about your best

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Speaker 1: boyfriends and I'm like, oh, I hate that. But it's

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Speaker 1: like if I talked to them, they might have a

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Speaker 1: little a tale to tell, you know, do you do

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Speaker 1: you feel like I mean, in the they're like even

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Speaker 1: there are things that I am like very ashamed of

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Speaker 1: in relationships in the past, and like I kind of

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Speaker 1: was talking to one of my exes today about um uh.

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Speaker 1: He was kind of talking about he he does a

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Speaker 1: radio show here in St. Louis, and he was talking

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Speaker 1: about on I listened to the radio show every morning,

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Speaker 1: and he was talking about um podcasts, like what's your like,

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Speaker 1: what's the most niche podcast that you would want to start?

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Speaker 1: And they were just talking about different funny ideas and

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Speaker 1: um he he said to me just in a text, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I would love I want to start a podcast where

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Speaker 1: people who have been talked about on podcasts come on

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Speaker 1: to set the story straight and say like the and

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Speaker 1: it's called like the Other Side. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: I know. And then I went into this whole apology

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Speaker 1: again to him of like I was in a bad place,

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Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, I didn't mean this to

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Speaker 1: like bring up something. I was just like saying, that's

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Speaker 1: an idea, and I'm like, no, it's it's not. First

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Speaker 1: of all, it's not a bad idea to have, Like

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Speaker 1: it would be interesting to have a podcast where it's

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Speaker 1: like two sides of a breakup where the first episode you, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess I've done that before with like different shows

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Speaker 1: that show the different ways people have interpreted it, Like, um,

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Speaker 1: I guess the Affair was like that. Did you ever

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Speaker 1: watch that show? No? I never watched it. It was

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Speaker 1: about the two sides of an affair and like how

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Speaker 1: was someone's what what they what happened on their side

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Speaker 1: of things. And then of course the Taylor Swift song

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Speaker 1: that I or the songs that I love so much.

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Speaker 1: Um from Folklore where she writes about this like high

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Speaker 1: school affair. You get all the sides of the story

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Speaker 1: and you can empathize with all of the characters because

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Speaker 1: it takes two to tango. But um, you know, uh,

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Speaker 1: it's what what would Beck's boyfriends say about you? No?

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Speaker 1: H in terms of like, no, don't make me reveal it, really,

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Speaker 1: I mean, don't have to. You don't have to. But

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Speaker 1: like they would say that I was jealous. I was like, um,

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Speaker 1: like probably unhinged I think would be a word they

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Speaker 1: a continent than unhinged or spiraling. Like that's a trigger

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Speaker 1: for me. If you look up the word if you do, um,

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Speaker 1: like what unhinged means she doesn't know how she's coming

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Speaker 1: the elephant in the room is that Nikki is crazy.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind being told to my face I'm unhinged

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Speaker 1: while I'm being unhinged. But when it's like later on

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Speaker 1: like you were pretty unhinged, like that would be. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be like an old cabinet door. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be unhinged. I like, yeah, what are

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Speaker 1: other adjectives that I just cannot stand? I mean when

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Speaker 1: Joe Rogan called me a lot, that hurt, but um

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Speaker 1: it it I let it in and I use it

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Speaker 1: now as my intro. Andrew when he brings me on stage,

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Speaker 1: her comedy specials and Joe Rogan called her a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's I just like it because it's it kind of

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Speaker 1: does prepare people for what they're about to get. I

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Speaker 1: am a lot and that's okay. Um, But it was

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Speaker 1: interesting to talk to my ex and like this morning

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Speaker 1: Extensively about where like when I would, you know, misrepresent

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Speaker 1: things in podcasts my side of the story, and it

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Speaker 1: was like I was in pain and I didn't know

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Speaker 1: how to deal with it. So I was just blathering

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Speaker 1: so I was, I didn't I didn't respect myself at

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Speaker 1: that time. I was like in the depths of like

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Speaker 1: just you know, abusing myself with food and um pot

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Speaker 1: and just like overworking, and like if you were you know,

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Speaker 1: we all know this, but if you're treating yourself like ship,

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Speaker 1: you're definitely gonna treat other people like ship. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be your first inclination actually is to like treat others

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Speaker 1: I was a total bitch this weekend and I regret it,

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Speaker 1: and I oh, like I said, I owe an apology.

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Speaker 1: I mean I already apologized, but I think I owe

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Speaker 1: another one. And what I would like to say is

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Speaker 1: how I well, I did that too. We kind of

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Speaker 1: and my tour manager is like this amazing accomplished musician,

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Speaker 1: there was a small airport. There's no ubers, there was

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Speaker 1: I know that this is a small airport, so I've

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Speaker 1: already looked into what am I going to do to

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Speaker 1: around and waiting. I'm really uncomfortable with it. And that's mine.

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Speaker 1: You're really efficient with your time. It's something that I

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Speaker 1: love that. I really am. I mean I haven't been

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Speaker 1: Yesterday I was running late for a sound healing session,

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Speaker 1: You know, I could always be on my phone or

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you I was a bit. I'm aware of it,

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Speaker 1: so don't get mad at me. Um everyone has There's

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Speaker 1: think it's a matter of realizing everyone no one's trying

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Speaker 1: extend that it's like forgiveness because you know it's an accident,

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Speaker 1: which I've done before two people. It's just a disgusting thing.

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Speaker 1: But I I have been premeditated in my uh like bitchiness.

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Speaker 1: But um, I want to say people, I want to

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Speaker 1: That's so, but you never think it's a drug. Just

426
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,199
Speaker 1: go to the airport and see the line at Starbucks

427
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 1: and see the line for chick fil a. Does tooth?

428
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what they put in Chick fil a,

429
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: pried coffee in chicken fat and sugar and oil, you know.

430
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: And when that was at the airport, and the line

431
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 1: for Chick fil a was like a mile. And then

432
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: you know how McDonald's copied their chicken sandwich. I didn't

433
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 1: know that pretty much verbatim. They tried to. It was

434
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: called the Southern Chicken Sandwich. And then lady working at mcdonal'all,

435
00:22:55,160 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 1: we got the same sandwich we got she just get going.

436
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 1: We got the same I I mean, when I have

437
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 1: to go Duncans instead of Starbucks, or like a pizza

438
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: coffee or a Caribou coffee. I just am like a

439
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 1: little bit, you know. It's just there's something they figured out,

440
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: something that makes it addictive. It's not about like it

441
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: actually tastes better. I just don't subscribe to that. And

442
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 1: you know how I feel about coffee. It doesn't taste good.

443
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: Children would drink it if coffee tasted good. When children

444
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 1: accidentally drink a coffee, a nice coffee, thinking it's a coke,

445
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 1: they spit it out in disgust, unless it's super sugary,

446
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,640
Speaker 1: which is why people add sugar to make it taste

447
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 1: about you get. Have you ever said your order on here?

448
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: I mean probably through your order because it's a it's

449
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: it's a fine one. I spend twenty dollars a day

450
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 1: on coffee. I am not proud of that. I don't

451
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: think it's cool. It's actually kind of to even say that.

452
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: I do that like it's it's embarrassing. No, there's nothing.

453
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: It's not kept because I don't think I'm cool, but

454
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: it is. That's why I don't like give having people

455
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: buy me coffee, because it's too embarrassing to tell them

456
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: what I want. UM. I often just send a screenshot

457
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: of the order from the mobile app, because writing it

458
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 1: out looks like I'm sending a text message an apology

459
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: to someone. You know, it's just a tower of text.

460
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: This is how I order. Hi, can I get a UM?

461
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: And it's this voice because I'm already really sorry. It's

462
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 1: the same, so like, I just want you to know that,

463
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 1: like I'm going to tip you enormously on the back

464
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 1: end of this. So, UM, I cannot get a Venti

465
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 1: extra hot almond milk latte with two pumps of sugar

466
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: And then and then they type it in and I go,

467
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: and they go, is that all? And I go with

468
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,239
Speaker 1: two pumps of sugar free vanilla? All right? Is that all?

469
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: Gonna get anything else? And to Stevia, um, we have

470
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: a sugar bar. I'm like, oh, oh you implemented that again. Okay, great,

471
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 1: I'll put it on myself. Okay, thank you so much.

472
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: And then they say then it's just and then I

473
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: say sorry. I wonder if they like if it's they

474
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 1: get absurd orders. I mean I follow the subreddit, then

475
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 1: I know exactly what they get and like how ridiculous

476
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: it gets This is not terrible in terms of a

477
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: drink to make as a barista. This isn't the worst

478
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,719
Speaker 1: of the worst. I'm saying it could be fun for

479
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: them to get an absurd drink, you know, like I

480
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 1: get a fucking small coffee with oat milk and two

481
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: Steve boring. Maybe it's fun for them to put in

482
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: nine pumps and and get it right, and like I

483
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: don't know, like yeah, or they hate it or they

484
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: I know that, but I just know that their favorite

485
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 1: drink when you order it. Besides, I think maybe just

486
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: a regular drip coffee with nothing is um an iced chai,

487
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 1: a nice nice chi latte. Why is that the easiest.

488
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 1: It's it's just ice and then you pour in two

489
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: things as opposed to like steaming and then mixing and

490
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 1: shaking and blending and all these other things like ice

491
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: chis are in terms of the manpower that goes into

492
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: it the most marked up. It is so interesting. I think,

493
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 1: like you're talking how coffee is a drug. Weed is

494
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: a drug. But if you make it commercialized and like

495
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: a fun sign, like you could sell anything, it's like

496
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: big pharm or whatever selling oxycodin. But it's no pharmacy.

497
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: Like it's just interesting, Like if you package something right,

498
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: you could you could lie to everyone and be like,

499
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I see you eating things all the time

500
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: that are like have a green package, so you think

501
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: they're healthy, Like I know, your brain eat the cardboard

502
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: around it. Like you'll buy those juices a lot of time,

503
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: not a lot. I haven't been Mr Juice, but I

504
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 1: used to be. I see people drinking juices and smoothies

505
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: and it's just this illusion of health because it's fruits

506
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: and vegetables, Like, how could that be bad? And it's

507
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: if you look at those the sugar content, it's three snickers.

508
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's insane. But I'm getting my broccoli

509
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 1: but it has a but it has a vegetable on

510
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: the cover of it, on the package. I mean, everything

511
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: is marketing. I mean, that's what we talked about with

512
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: the Edge the Comedian is that's all marketing. That's that's

513
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: using people's stupidity and the way our brains work. People

514
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: especially a geniuses and people who you know sell the

515
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: stuff go in and go. You know, we've done studies

516
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: and the Facebook, the color of the font on Facebook,

517
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: the shape of the sea and how they you know,

518
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 1: every little thing Starbucks, like the color, the music they play,

519
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: the would they use, the green face, the way they

520
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: call their employees partners, and like it's all done so

521
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 1: that you buy more. It's not done because they're like

522
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: good people or because this is good for you. It's

523
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: just a small town coffee shop that was started in Seattle,

524
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: in a little marketplace. Yeah, we saw it. This weekend

525
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,199
Speaker 1: we go into Everything is mar I mean, I'm fascinated

526
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: by it. I really want to get in more into

527
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: you know, the psychology of things and why we do things.

528
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: I mean, we got into an interesting discussion last night

529
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: about Paul amory and monogamy that you know, we should

530
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: follow up on. I started like reading up on polyamory

531
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: because I'm just like, yeah, I think that's what we're

532
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: meant to do, and I think that monogamy like, I

533
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: don't know, I just can't. I just came upon the

534
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: idea of I heard this once. But people are like, no,

535
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't be into relationships and love two

536
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: people equally. That's not possible. Like if if you have

537
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: if you have one boyfriend, you can't have another boyfriend.

538
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: You're gonna You're not gonna love one as much as

539
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: the other. One's always going to get more love. Okay,

540
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: that's what everyone says. I would never let my boyfriend

541
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: have another girlfriend because then he's gonna love her more

542
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: than me, or he's gonna love me more than her,

543
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to get all of him. What

544
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: about when you have kids. If you have one kid

545
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: and then you decide to have a second kid, does

546
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: anyone go, I don't think you should have that second kid,

547
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: because you don't you're gonna have to split your love

548
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: and the first one. No one, No one says that

549
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: about when someone has five kids. They don't go, well,

550
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: how many partners is too many? However many you want? Like,

551
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: I just feel like if you told me I said

552
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: this last night to you, and I'm not saying that

553
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: I want this because I think that the thing is

554
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: when you it's all about sex. When you bring sex

555
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: into something, it changes it. That is that is the

556
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: difference between friendships, having children and pets, multiple pets, when

557
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: you have multiple sex partners and having that like love intimacy,

558
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: people just cannot handle sharing that, but we share everything else.

559
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: If you said to me, Nikki, I don't know your

560
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: friendship with Anya like we're best friends and you say

561
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: as your best friend too, Like I think you need you.

562
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: It's seen me either me or her, because you I

563
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: need your best friendship. I would be like fuck you, Andrew,

564
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: like what are you talking about? I'm not allowed to

565
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: have more than one friend. That's insane. Yet for some

566
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: reason we all go, oh, you can't possibly have two boyfriends,

567
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: and it's like, wait, why if we take if everyone

568
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,479
Speaker 1: gets tested and we take that. I think if it's

569
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: an open communication, you're honest about the situation. I just

570
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: think like if you're dating one and the other one

571
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: doesn't talking about honest, Yeah, if it's honest, and I

572
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: think it's fine, I honestly don't have No. No, that's

573
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: not the point. My point is, Yeah, there are people

574
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: that are fine with it, and honest there's poly communities,

575
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: but I'm saying no, they're so few it if you

576
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: want to be polyamorous, it lowers your like dating pool

577
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: down to nothing, like there are so few people and

578
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: it's all based on Also, it's also interesting, it's like, well,

579
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: once you classify yourself as dating someone, then it's exclusive,

580
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: but any time before that, you could date multiple people,

581
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: sleep with many people, like many people, not openly, not

582
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: because you can't you know when you don't, I know,

583
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: but then but then you know, if you want to

584
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: date someone else while you're dating this girl, you're worried

585
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: that she might see you with them. Like I'm agreeing

586
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: with you that I'm saying. The point is like go

587
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: from like you could date multiple people and you can

588
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: go on different day, and you need to date more.

589
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: You need to like a lot of people, and then

590
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: you go from there to one person and it's like

591
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: a big jump and there's nothing really kind of in

592
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: the middle of like let's kind of date and kind

593
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: of love each other and multiple people. I just had

594
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: a like a really like a like I don't know

595
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: I would awakening yesterday where I was just like, wait,

596
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: why do we only get one? I'm really like, well,

597
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: how about this right into the show if you're a

598
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: married couple and you're happy, and explain why it's great

599
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: to be married, And then if you're polyamorous, let's hear

600
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: from you and say why it's great. And maybe here

601
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: from actually people that are going to want to prompt

602
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: that yet, because we haven't gotten into why that's the

603
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: prompts you just jumped a big thing. Yeah, yeah, I went.

604
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: We gotta get we gotta get to the news. But

605
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: I just want to bring that up. And if anyone

606
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: out there, I will say, if anyone out there is

607
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: in the Polly community and wants to um forward me

608
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: any like research, like scientific research about why it works,

609
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: why it doesn't work, why monogamy even exists, and and

610
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: and any books. I would really like to to hear

611
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: about it and read about it. But don't come on

612
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: to me and ask me to like funck you or

613
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: anything like that. I don't want that. Yeah, I would

614
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: love you to be one of my girlfriends. That's not

615
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: what I'm looking for. I'm just I want research on it.

616
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: Let's get to the newsst Oh boy, it's Wednesday, and

617
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: you know what that means. Our video is coming out

618
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: on YouTube. I don't know what our name of our

619
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: channel is going to be. But do we know? Do

620
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: we know? No? H uh, Yeah, the Nikki Glazer Podcast.

621
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: But we're gonna there's a link on it on our

622
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: Instagram page. Yes. And when time is it coming out?

623
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: I mean it'll be out by the time this episode.

624
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: It's gonna so, yeah, the episodes are gonna be like

625
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: a few days behind. Like the video Monday's episodes out

626
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: today on Wednesday, right and at about two pm beautiful time. Yeah,

627
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: so the by the time this podcast is coming out,

628
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: it's well, it's well on online. Uh, and have all

629
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: the wells to never forget. Well that's not never forget

630
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: to say that analyzing over, analyzing over what analizing? That's

631
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: a fun word? Um? I know analyzing um over three

632
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: over three hundred thousand songs from Spotify playlist, the world's

633
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: most popular funeral songs are revealed. Oh I hope you

634
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: have that? Is that on their Good Riddance Cigarette Daydreams?

635
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: You would know it if you're just playing in your ear.

636
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: You would know it, um once you start playing it,

637
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: because it's one of those songs. But I can't believe

638
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: it's number one. Uh see You Again? Huh I don't

639
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: really all right, well, yeah he's getting in there. See

640
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: You Again by Charlie Pitt. What is that? What is

641
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: that song? See you? It's like the sad song he

642
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: wrote on on his keyboard. Thanks for letting us know

643
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: how he wrote it. Wait, I don't know that song either.

644
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: I bet you know that one. Charlie play Let's see.

645
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: This is so funny. You go to someone's funeral and

646
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: you're just mad you don't know this song. Really he

647
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: died and picked up it's not even coming up like

648
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,919
Speaker 1: for like the See You Again, It's not even there's

649
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 1: a Miley Cyrus see You Again poo. I mean, it's

650
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: literally not coming up. Well, it's it's a whiz Khalif.

651
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, in the long term to my friend and

652
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: I'll tell you yeah. Taylor Swift sings a great version

653
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: of that and Alive with Wikleivea and she's like, oh,

654
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: it's so good. You guys got to check her out

655
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: singing that Live with Wiklef Mr Loverman, which I played

656
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: Cky Mountgomery Mr. Love for Man, just a sad singer

657
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: songwriter guy that what do you want at your funeral?

658
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: Whats what songs are we talking? I don't know. So

659
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: this made me think differently, because you know you've got

660
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: supermarket flowers, you got uh take me home Country Road

661
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: or take creep I'll See you Again, like all these

662
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: sad ones, and then so creep, oh no, no, no,

663
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: radio had I was gonna say, what the hell, I'm

664
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 1: a creep and I would want to do the chorl

665
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: version that was I don't want no scrubs scrubs? Will

666
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: you please put scrubs on my funeral playlist? That's what

667
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: you have to. There's just one like when there's the

668
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: slideshow playing of all my memories. Number twelve is supera

669
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: Based by Nicki Minaj, which made me think completely different

670
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:45,959
Speaker 1: about my funeral. Super basically just one of the boys

671
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: with that little girl singing on ellen. Um Dan did

672
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 1: ding ding, Dan didn't du Dan got that? Super Based?

673
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: Why is that a funeral song? Why are we songs?

674
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: Why don't we fucking do some fun ship? I mean,

675
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: New Orleans funerals are the best there is, you know.

676
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: I guess maybe it's in a minor key. I don't

677
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: know anything about music, but there is something about the

678
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: background noise of the super Based song that starts out.

679
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: It's like you like, there's a little bit of like

680
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: a sadness to and I know minor keys are the

681
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 1: ones that make things sadder. Yeah, there is a little

682
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: bit of like a like what do you what do

683
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: you want to play at your funeral? Well, that kind

684
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: of change how I would how I would view it.

685
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 1: I think, um it would be very funny to play

686
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: dead wrong by Biggie Smiles and eminem because it's so

687
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: inappropriate just to see like some people gonna is this

688
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: someone played wrong? Like I just want, I just want?

689
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 1: And maybe then in the middle of it it switches

690
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: over to some John Prine song and then back to

691
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: dead wrong, and they'd like, Andrew got in death. My

692
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: dad should do your Puddles theme song. Oh, I'll sing

693
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 1: it with him. What you think your dad's outliving me here?

694
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: I mean based on your eating habits super base. No,

695
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: my dad is probably gonna last of pretty long time.

696
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: Although he is tall, and tall people don't live that long.

697
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: Why is that because they have to hold their hearts.

698
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: Maybe it's he has a lot to support. It's a

699
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: you know, it's a how tall is he? He's at

700
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 1: six too? Yeah? Six to? Yeah, that's not so tall though,

701
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: where it's like, you know, six ten. They like die

702
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: from just falling. It's been so high, just steel beams

703
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 1: melting it, jet fuel melting them. I don't know what

704
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, Um what paper? Airplanes hit them and

705
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: then they melt today. Okay, that's a good one. Do

706
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: you that airplanes and night sky like shooting stars. I

707
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: could really use wish right now, Whish right now? What

708
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: happened to that guy? Bob Bob Bob? I don't know.

709
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 1: Haley Haley whatever her name is from Paramore. She's got

710
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: a great voice. She's so good. Yeah, I like her

711
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 1: a lot. She does a great version of use Somebody,

712
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: Kings of Leon. You know who does a great Chris

713
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 1: Cornell does the Guy to Die and Um, what the

714
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: fun song did he do? Uh? God, it's such a

715
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:10,479
Speaker 1: good rendition. It's acoustic and it's in serious I forget

716
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 1: the name of I think so and it's so funny.

717
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: He like, I realized these rock and roll guys that like,

718
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: like they could obviously hit these notes when they're just acoustic,

719
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, they're like the best singers on earth,

720
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: like like, oh, you just think rock and rolls just screaming.

721
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: I mean, not like Slipknot who got taken down by

722
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: m G k Oh. Yeah that was what did they say? Again?

723
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: Saw that? Did you see that? No? One? Yes? I did?

724
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: What did you think? What did he say? There was?

725
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: For our listeners? Um? And they were both performing a

726
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: riot fest and that's sorry go on. And they were

727
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 1: both playing at the same time, and um m M

728
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: g K goes something like, oh uh he said her

729
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: that you're here than Yeah he said to the people

730
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: like at his show, Yeah, like to the crowd, better

731
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 1: that you're here than some old guys and like weird

732
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: masks and weird masks and uh and well because slip

733
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 1: Knot said, you know, we don't change or you know,

734
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: essentially they were calling out mg K for being a

735
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: failed rapper and that's why he went into you know,

736
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: blink got a little it got a little deeper than

737
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: that because when I found out more details, apparently Corey

738
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,399
Speaker 1: Taylor was supposed to do some tracks on Machine Gun

739
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: Kelly's song, and Machine Gun Kelly uh like had a

740
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: lot of notes for him that and Travis Barker like

741
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: forwarded an email and after Corey Taylor storry, He's like,

742
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: you know what I think this is? Like not like

743
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm the right fit for it. Yes,

744
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: what did he tell him to take off the mask

745
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: and act your age and put on a polo. I

746
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: did see a really funny meme one Reddit last night

747
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 1: that said, um, like Metallica fan and it was like

748
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: some guy dressed like heavy metal and it was like

749
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: Metallica lead singer, and it was a guy holding a

750
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: like a Versace shopping bag in a polo with white

751
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: shorts and like a cut, like perfectly cut hair with

752
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: his kids that um. But someone made a tweet though

753
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,240
Speaker 1: of mg K mean like fuck you, you old fox,

754
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: like we're young, and then it just circles on the

755
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: bottom right thirty one, like like he's thirty one, which

756
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: isn't old, and he will be. I'll like to see

757
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: what he does with being old someday, because he's talks

758
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: a big game. You know he better act his aid

759
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: at some point too. But I love his use of weird.

760
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: We talked about it yesterday when I was talking about

761
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: the vegan shirts. I said, is getting a shirt that

762
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 1: says eating animals is weird? Like is that going to

763
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: be triggering enough to people who eat animals to be like, no,

764
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm not weird. But when mg K says weird, because

765
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: we heard it first in his disc track for Eminem,

766
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: where he goes, hey, give him some clippers, his fucking

767
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: beard is weird, And like calling Eminem's beard weird is

768
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: so funny because it's the perfect way to describe it.

769
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: Because if he said, it's like disgusting or like like

770
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: uh whatever sporadic or whatever weird is just sporadic? Did

771
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: you just watch Clueless this weekend and learn a new word?

772
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: He literally just watch Clueless with me And there's a

773
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: scene I don't remember sad. Yes, she's teaching Ti how

774
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: to be a better, more articulate and she's like, you know, Ty, like, well,

775
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 1: we'll do it sporadically and she was like like what

776
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 1: does that word? Shore like, I don't even know what

777
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: that word is, and she was like, sporadic. It means

778
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: once in a while, try and use it in a

779
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: sentence today. And then later on Josh is like, all right,

780
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: see around time and she goes, yeah, I hope not sporadically. Well,

781
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 1: eminem's be sporadic. Sporadic that it is because he doesn't

782
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: have it's not thick Okay, well it's thick, but it

783
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: looks like it's um it's once in a while. His

784
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 1: beard is once in a while. He has like hair plugs. Yeah, yeah, Okay,

785
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: let's take a break and come back with why do

786
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: I care? And your special guest? Okay, what do I care?

787
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Oh? Man, I don't know if

788
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: you're going to care about this one, to be honest,

789
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: I really don't. It's on the fence for me. Nicole

790
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: Richie's hair catches on fire while blowing out candles at

791
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: her forty birthday party. It's on TikTok. She's blown out

792
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: her candles, her hair. Who when people get caught on

793
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: fire and then it gets bigger and then we're like

794
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: like like like watch this, Oh wow, oh my god,

795
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: it really catches. And her husband wrote the first comment

796
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: that's hot, which is pretty farn. That's hilarious. Um did

797
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: it so? Was her hair long in that or did

798
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: she have extensions in Noah, No, it's just her natural

799
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 1: hair shoulder length. Dear god. That is my worst nightmare.

800
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: I do care about this. I hate when my hair burns,

801
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: Like there there's well on fire. I think my hair

802
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: is going like you know, it goes like they're like

803
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: when it burns, a hair burns, it goes and that smell, Oh,

804
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 1: that smell was like, that's what dead. I know. My

805
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 1: dad used to come down to his dressing room when

806
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: I was in high school. Me and Taylor who you

807
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: were with last night, used to iron our hair. Right

808
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 1: are my high school friends insanely funny. Do you see

809
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: where I got it? And like didn't I'm not even

810
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 1: as funny as them. It's like insane person in her

811
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: own thing, and it's she's single air. It's pretty amazing.

812
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: She's amazing, and uh, iron our hair and like with

813
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: an actual iron to get that Jennifer Anderson real straight,

814
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: straight hair, And we had the straightest hair going because irons.

815
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: We didn't have che irons like hair irons back in

816
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: high school early two thousands. We had like shitty ones

817
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: that would not get hot enough and our hair would

818
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: still be frizzy until we discovered the actual iron. So

819
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 1: we would go downstairs and my dad's like, you know,

820
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: my closet, like they're a little closet room, and put

821
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: our hair on it and go and like iron it.

822
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: And my dad would come and says, go, god, it

823
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: smells like smells like the Holocaust down here. I'm like,

824
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: why do you know what? The first of all, no,

825
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: it don't like he's like it's burning hair. It just

826
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 1: smells like it's like just like that is like we're

827
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 1: just trying to be pretty dad, like as skinny as them? Dad, Yeah,

828
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: is that what you want? I like the I like

829
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: the smell of burning hair sometimes. I don't know why.

830
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: Maybe it reminds me of high school. I saw this guy.

831
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: He did a shot and I did this in grease

832
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: where they pour the the what's it called um uzo

833
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 1: or whatever, it's a Greek Greek liquor, and they poured

834
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: in your mouth and then they light it on fire

835
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: in your mouth and then they throw SIPs cinnamon, cinnamon,

836
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: cinnamon on top, so it sparks and it's called the ball.

837
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 1: So I'm like that, and then you put out the

838
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: fire by swallowing it. That's the shot. I would be

839
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 1: in a bar like where the guy so they is

840
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: a TikTok where he went all over the guy's face

841
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: and he's like and then he knocked out fire and

842
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: then he goes, oh my god. Yeah. You like, when

843
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: you're that drunk you cannot feel pain, and when you're

844
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: that embarrassed of lighting your hair on fire and you

845
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: have like third degree burns and then you look like

846
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: like like ever, like the Verne victim face. But you're

847
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: not making fun of a burn victim. I'm just saying

848
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: that oftentimes they are smiling. Um. Oh, dear, we gotta

849
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: bring in your friends. Oh dude, this is this is

850
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: gonna be weird for me but also great. Uh my

851
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: best friend, one of my best friends. Oh wow, there

852
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: he is se Seth glass Can I say your last name? Yeah?

853
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: Of course, Seth Glassman? Is anything about me? Really? Anything?

854
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: Whatever you want? Seth Glassman is our guest. He is

855
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: Um Andrew's college roommate. They met in the dorms. Is

856
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: that when where you met? We met Actually when we

857
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: were about ten in summer camp. I cut your sports

858
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 1: academy and so we were friends at camp. And then

859
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: I found out he was going into tu Lane and

860
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: I had a different roommate who I got rid of

861
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: to have Seth be my roommate. Okay, and Seth, Um,

862
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: where do you live now? And what do you do

863
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: for a living? I currently reside in Los Angeles and uh,

864
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: I've always been in the restaurant business. Okay, Andrew's original roommate.

865
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: He claims he looked like me. Yeah, yeah, he goes,

866
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: I should have been I should have been your roommate

867
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: because we look alike like he kept telling us that

868
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: we look so we should have been friends. Friend, You

869
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: and your old roommate looked like he looked like you.

870
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 1: He looked like Seth. He looked like Seth. So he

871
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: was he wanted to be roommates with Seth and kick

872
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: you out? Maybe actually, I mean Seth, would I like that?

873
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: I think it was almost like Andrew, you called me up,

874
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: like almost like like you wanted to be my girlfriend.

875
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: Like so we knew each other from summer camp. And

876
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: then he calls he calls me up. You know, we

877
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: got our roommate assignments and holds me up. He goes, Seth,

878
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: you know, I really want to room with you, and

879
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: and we had to go through this process of switching

880
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 1: roommates and then finally we got together. Little did I

881
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: know it would not be a good decision on my part. Yes,

882
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to have you on the show because I

883
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: have obviously heard about Andrew in college and the penis

884
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: pump in the incident. Were you a part of that?

885
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: The penis pump story? I was. I was an intricate

886
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: part of it. Are you the one that found the

887
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: penis pump while you were looking for a lighter in

888
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: his Why are we even friends anymore? You ratted me out? Yeah,

889
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: but time heals all wounds and tell us your side

890
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 1: of the Penis Pump story. At what point in college

891
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: was this Like? How far into living with Andrew? Um

892
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: did did this happen? Okay, so, first of all, thank

893
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: you for having me on obviously, Andrew great great friends.

894
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: Don't set it up nice before, I know. But I'm

895
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: also like I've become you know, I listened to the show.

896
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to thank Nikki and know how I

897
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: think listening to them, I've kind of gotten to know them,

898
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: which is which is great. So I love the show.

899
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 1: Great job, guys, awesome. I feel like I know you too.

900
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're here. Yeah. So you know, summer came

901
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: in New York if your parents just wanted to get

902
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: rid of you for two months, so they sent you up.

903
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: So as a New Yorker, they sent this up to

904
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: upstate New York. Andrew's parents disliked them so much they

905
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: sent them all the way from Florida to New York

906
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: when I was when I was seven. They just disliked

907
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 1: being parents. It felt personal. Perhaps it was I'm trying

908
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: to lessen the blow, but yes, they said, my little brother,

909
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: he's five, but anyways, go ahead, yeah, okay, and then

910
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: so so now so now, okay, so fast forward. So yeah,

911
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: freshman year roommates in college, and yeah, I was the

912
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: one who found the penis bump, so definitely an intricate

913
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: part of that story. Were you, um, how soon was

914
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: it a regret that you were living with a guy

915
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: who you know didn't do his laundry, doesn't really know

916
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: how to take care of himself because Andrew truly like

917
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: had no clue how to be an independent person when

918
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: you when that was the first time you lived on

919
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: your own, right, So how soon was it a deep

920
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:12,439
Speaker 1: regret of yours that you accepted his proposal of living

921
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: together day one? Day one? Tell me, tell me about

922
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: like some of it? What could you have not foreseen happening?

923
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: Half of all? Day one? You got so fucked up

924
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,760
Speaker 1: that I tried to open the door to our dorm

925
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: and I couldn't because your head was I was hitting

926
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: your head with the door. If you're on the floor

927
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: passed out in your underwear and a and A and

928
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: a referee shirt, yes, yes, and we will get to

929
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: that story. No, there's no doubt about it. But the thing, Andrew,

930
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 1: the difference between me and Nikki rooming with you now

931
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: twenty two years later, you probably have like this big

932
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: place in St. Louis. It's probably like some separation like

933
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: living room in between your two bedroom. I was in

934
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: the same room. The difference between and he was at

935
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: that point. Listen, he's grown so much. And Andrew's not

936
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: I love I love him back it. You know, I

937
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: don't regret because there's so many fond memories from that year,

938
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: but not. I mean, he's he was so disgusting underneath

939
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 1: and he's talked about it on the on the show,

940
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: I believe, But underneath his sheets in the dorm room

941
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,240
Speaker 1: there was Eminem's. So there's Eminem's in between the mattress

942
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: and she it's good for you back, it's it's. Yeah,

943
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: he really was a little bit lost, but so was I,

944
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: you know, and yeah, what was there a smell issue?

945
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: Like were you embarrassed to bring girls back? What was

946
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: his like? He told me that he was pretty depressed

947
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: that year, and I mean, it's it's it's not actually

948
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: not funny, like after the penis pump thing, you really

949
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,479
Speaker 1: got depressed in like never left. Was it weird living

950
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: with someone who wouldn't leave their bed and like go

951
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: to class and was just you know, he said that

952
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: you almost lit on fire. Well, now I feel bad

953
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: that depression. I have to find the penis bump. I

954
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: feel really bad. I mean you definitely did contribute to it,

955
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 1: swinging it around, going what he swung around? He goes,

956
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: what is this? Remember? You guys? You guys now you

957
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: talk about it and you even play this game where

958
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: you go into each other's room and you try to

959
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: find something. To me, we didn't handle all these toys

960
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 1: and all this stuff going around. I hadn't been privy

961
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: today Andrew. Andrew was a version at the time, but

962
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: still went and got an STD test um and you know,

963
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: I honestly didn't know what it was at first, and

964
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: I started waving around and stuff like that. But you're

965
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 1: called girls. We forgot that part where you got a

966
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: room of people. You filled the room with people like

967
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: a surprise party for him to come back and walk

968
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,959
Speaker 1: in and see you swinging it around, going what is this?

969
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: What is this? And Andrew? What did you say? That's

970
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: my penis pomp? I think I think similar to maybe

971
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: comedians down you guys can, but I probably created attention

972
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: as well. So the penis pump, It's like, I'm sorry

973
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: you were definitely going to call someone out on that.

974
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: You're a freshman. Course. I love that he did it,

975
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: It's amazing. But then they all left that they just

976
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,439
Speaker 1: laughed at you and then left the room and left

977
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: you in there. And I tried to I tried to

978
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: make up a story that I bought it as a

979
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: gag for seven boy, and that backfired because it let

980
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: me ask something. Guys. If I'm like on this show,

981
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: does this go on my IMDb? Um? No, I don't

982
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: even have an IMDb. Yeah, okay, so listen. They're a

983
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: little known fact. I was on an episode of Hell's Kitchen,

984
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: like ten years ago. Did you get yelled at by

985
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,760
Speaker 1: old Gordo? No? I was a judge and I actually

986
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: had a line on the show. I was like a

987
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 1: celebrity judge. They were doing a competition. Uh. And back

988
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: to the original point, I've been the restaurant business my

989
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 1: whole life. So I was operating a steakhouse at the time,

990
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 1: and they were doing these burgers, like the chefs were

991
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: doing these burgers, and I had a of the burgers

992
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: and I had a line. And if you go back further,

993
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: this is not on the I n D page, but

994
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: I was in the fourth grade performance of West Side Story,

995
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: which was fourth grade. They were doing west Side Story. Yeah, well,

996
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: Andrew and I are so. I mean, that doesn't make

997
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: a difference. I just feel like it was back then

998
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: they just didn't care about took an acting class in

999
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: college and he thought he was going to be an actor.

1000
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 1: But you hear his voice. He's from Long Island. It's

1001
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: very very distinct. He talked with his hands. He's like,

1002
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,959
Speaker 1: hey over here, Seth glands me with jelly in my head?

1003
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: Kind of did you play in the fourth grade play

1004
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: redition of West Side Story? So I was a shark.

1005
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,280
Speaker 1: I was peppy. My girlfriend in the show was gonna swallow.

1006
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: And you know, as actors and comedians, you guys appreciate this.

1007
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 1: I practiced for like seven months. I went to these rehearsals.

1008
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: Two rehearsals had one line. Had one line. It was

1009
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 1: right before the number I like to live in America,

1010
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: you know, and it's yeah, I get to America with

1011
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: my heart open, and I came to America with my

1012
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: arms open. And my girlfriend Consola sat that line and

1013
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,839
Speaker 1: so mine. The line was you came with your mouth open. Yes,

1014
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: I know that line. I know that guy, I nailed it.

1015
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: I nailed it. I seven months of practicing, but I

1016
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,439
Speaker 1: nailed that one line. Well, what happened? Where? Where did

1017
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: your dream get derailed? What did you give up on

1018
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: being an actor? Because I I also wanted to had

1019
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: dreams of being an actress and realized they I'm not

1020
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: I must not be good at this because it's I'm

1021
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: not getting any roles. Where when did you? When did

1022
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 1: your dream die? You know what? I don't think the

1023
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: dream ever really existed? Um? Right, but but New Orleans. UM.

1024
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: As far as the professional standpoint, in New Orleans, it

1025
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: really did impact my career because it hadened the interests

1026
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 1: in the restaurant business. Great city for food and cuisine,

1027
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 1: and fell in love with it and moved to You

1028
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: worked for a guy when I got arrested. He was

1029
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 1: in jail on a d U. I yeah, yeah, I

1030
00:54:55,760 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: forgot about that caffe me knows. Um yeah yeah, so

1031
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: if you if you want to go. Originally I was

1032
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: a Pizza Boys Pizza moment races on Long Island. UM

1033
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: and tell us tell us, okays, a guy in the

1034
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: restaurant industry, tell us some as like patrons of restaurants.

1035
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: What are some things you guys are talking about us about,

1036
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: Like what's the most annoying thing um to get like

1037
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: to hear about back in the kitchen, or like, what's

1038
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: what's something you guys know about us that we might

1039
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: not know about ourselves in terms of being customers. Um, well,

1040
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: everyone thinks of us as you know people in the

1041
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: hospitality business. And we like you and we want to

1042
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:39,399
Speaker 1: take care of you. We don't know, we don't So

1043
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 1: I just don't care about our day. You don't like

1044
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: care of that we had a great evening and that

1045
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: the food we enjoyed our meal, and about we're celebrating

1046
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: this anniversary. You don't care. What's that? That's your whole thing.

1047
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: You go up there, you go, hey, you want a

1048
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: good day? Boy? I got you, gonna take care of you.

1049
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 1: That's not real secret. I'm lying. Yeah, do you feel

1050
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 1: do you leave? Do you? Is there a part of

1051
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: you that feels sad inside that you're living a lie?

1052
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,919
Speaker 1: Like you have to go in and like and maybe

1053
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: you are getting to act every day this is yeah, No,

1054
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 1: honestly it would be exhausting. I let's backtrack. I I

1055
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: truly do love what I do. Yeah, why do you

1056
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: love what you do. Um, it might be that people

1057
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 1: please are in me. You know, I like to show

1058
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: people a good time. I get genuine satisfaction out of people,

1059
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: you know, especially now you talk about the last two years,

1060
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 1: so people are using you know, this is an opportunity

1061
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 1: to to get away, right to to to have too

1062
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: three hours with their friends and family enjoy themselves and

1063
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: to be a part of that and to see the

1064
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 1: smiles on their faces is actually pretty rewarding. Yeah, okay,

1065
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear that. What do you are? You

1066
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: are you? Do you have a family? Do you have

1067
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: a wife? You have kids? Never married? No kids? Um?

1068
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: Industry is very um, I feel like there are a

1069
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,240
Speaker 1: lot of single people like it tends to just breathe

1070
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: like people that just hang out at late night at

1071
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: late hours. You guys live kind of just just like

1072
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: party lifestyles. I guess it starts out that way. As

1073
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 1: you age, have you kind of like stopped doing that?

1074
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: Are you still definitely approaching eight years ober? Congratulations? Um? Yeah,

1075
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: I mean, what what led you there? If you don't

1076
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 1: mind me asking, I don't mind at all. You guys

1077
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: could ask me anything. It started affecting my life you know,

1078
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: like I feel like I couldn't be It sounds like generic,

1079
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: but like the best person I could be. So once

1080
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: it started preventing me, you know, my production and the

1081
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: way I was. Um, give me an example of how

1082
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: a time where you were just like, oh, like was

1083
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: it the hangovers? Was it the being drunk itself, the

1084
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: saying things you didn't mean, following up in the morning

1085
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: with texts of like what did I do? Uh? Just

1086
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: being tired? Was it was a fun I mean you

1087
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: can you can go back to Andrew's first story. I

1088
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: mean I was seventeen years old, nine seven. Well we

1089
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: got down to freshman, but I was still seventeen, so

1090
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: I was eighteen. We go down to the French Quarter

1091
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: for the first time. Eleven o'clock in the morning. We're

1092
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: walking down the French Quarter, all of us into the doors,

1093
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,959
Speaker 1: and I asked for a shot at tequila and a beer,

1094
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: and the guy lines up three shots of tequila's and

1095
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: three beers and eleven I said, what is this? Us

1096
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: is three? So it was going to be an interesting

1097
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: four years and it kind of ye know that night, Yeah,

1098
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 1: it did lead to me in front on the floor.

1099
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 1: We got a big head though I don't maybe you

1100
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: were like across the roum. He had a lot of

1101
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: jel in his hair too. He's fine, like de Yeah,

1102
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: here's the thing. So during the pandemic, people started going

1103
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: for like toilet paper and sanitizer. I had a buddy

1104
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: of mine because I was actually in the Midwest at

1105
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 1: the time and had a buddy of mine from California,

1106
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: and he was worried that I was going to run

1107
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 1: end jail. He sent me like two tubs of that. Well,

1108
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: I wouldn't run run out during the pandemic. What happens

1109
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: to your hair if it doesn't have that in it?

1110
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 1: Like do you have you'? That's what Andrew says every night,

1111
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: Like masturmades wait, so okay, I want to just get

1112
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 1: back really quickly. You're coming up on eight years of

1113
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 1: not of being sober, um, Andrews coming up on three yeah,

1114
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: three years December. I'm coming up on ten. I've just

1115
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: sober from alcohol. But thank you. Um. I'm wondering, like

1116
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 1: for people listening, I think that whenever the subject comes up,

1117
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 1: it's kind of just interesting because either I'm sure people

1118
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: have either stopped listening at this point, if there if

1119
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 1: they still want to keep drinking, and they don't want

1120
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: to hear about people who because I remember when I

1121
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,919
Speaker 1: still wanted to drink, I didn't want to hear about

1122
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: people being sober or like that lifestyle because you just

1123
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: think it's so impossible. Like your life, I'm guessing revolved

1124
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: around drinking, probably every night. It was who you were,

1125
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: it was part of your personality. What was it like

1126
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 1: when you first stopped? Like what? How was it as

1127
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: hard as you thought? Was it? Um? Well? What do Yeah?

1128
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: Your point, I don't think everyone tunes out. I don't preach, right,

1129
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,919
Speaker 1: I don't tell people what to do or what's best

1130
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 1: for that and stuff like that. So you know, when

1131
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 1: when asked about it in this perspective, I just tell

1132
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 1: you know, my story, right, what was best for me? Um,

1133
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 1: and and how how my life improved after I stopped? Um.

1134
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean there was you know, in the

1135
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: restaurant business, it is conducive. But but there's a lot

1136
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 1: of you know, jobs that are stressful or late hours

1137
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But I don't know if all

1138
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 1: the jobs necessarily have like a full bar at you

1139
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 1: you know Madman anymore. Yeah, I guess I'm asking did

1140
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 1: you when you know, let's say nine years ago, could

1141
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 1: you have ever envisioned your life without alcohol? Was that

1142
01:00:56,160 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: something that like, could you have pictured your life without alcohol? No,

1143
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: it wasn't until I realized that, like, yeah, I wanted

1144
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 1: to do it for me. A few other people I'd

1145
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: mentioned it to me, Oh, might be a good idea, um,

1146
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 1: But until I physically decided that it would be the

1147
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: best thing. Um. And then you know, everyone's got their

1148
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: their own story. You know. For me, I'm blessed because

1149
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 1: I really don't think about it all that much and

1150
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 1: and s someone who's around it daily. Literally, Um, doesn't

1151
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: make dating hard. Let's talk about that, because I find

1152
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: that it's just so It's such a social lubricant, you know, people,

1153
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: liquid courage. All these things, like the idea of having

1154
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 1: sex with someone for the first time, even making that

1155
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 1: first move with a girl, all of these things are

1156
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 1: so or a guy. It's so much easier when you've

1157
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 1: had a couple of drinks and you like, drinking on

1158
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: a first date just eases this awkwardness that's in the

1159
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: air of like are we going to see each other naked? Later?

1160
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 1: That did you find that your dating life changed a

1161
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: lot after you ceased to drink, not not for me,

1162
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 1: not for not for me. I would assume that there

1163
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: are some women who are like a little weird about it, right, Oh,

1164
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 1: should I drink around him? Or I want to drink

1165
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: like a lot or whatever. I don't know. I don't

1166
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 1: know it could affect you know, I'm talking more about

1167
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 1: your experience though, It's like it's pretty personal. So what

1168
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 1: was compelling you to drink in the first place then,

1169
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 1: because so often I think people drink because they want

1170
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 1: to get out of the discomfort of socializing or like,

1171
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: you know, for me, it was like, oh this, I

1172
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: really want to have sex, but I'm so scared of it. Oh,

1173
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: this thing makes it very easy for me to be

1174
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,919
Speaker 1: intimate with someone. Like what was drinking helping you with? Sure,

1175
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure there was underlying issues that I was trying

1176
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: to push down um and trying to hide. But I

1177
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: also liked Again, this goes back to partly, you know

1178
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: the people please are and wanting to to be the host, right.

1179
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: I wanted to be the life of the party. Right,

1180
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: So wasn't enough to you know, if Andrew had six

1181
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: I also I'm competitive. If Andrew had six strings, I

1182
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: wanted to have eight. You know, I just kept he

1183
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 1: was always like rallying people, competitive with thoughts, you know,

1184
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 1: so it was like, you know, and and Andrew was

1185
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: very nice for saying it. I was always a very

1186
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: personal book guy to begin with, but I wanted to

1187
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: take it to even another level. What were the three

1188
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 1: things you you bragged about in college that you never experienced? Um,

1189
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 1: well this was before before we had cameras on your

1190
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: cell phone, so I never really owned the camera. Okay, three,

1191
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 1: This is how he'd introduced him suff pretty much. I

1192
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: don't own a camera. I don't own a camera. I've

1193
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: never had a nosebleed, and I never farted. Why? Yeah,

1194
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: and then what did you say when you go? What

1195
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 1: about when you ship? He goes this sound when the

1196
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 1: ship hits the water. Yeah? Wait, and have you still

1197
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:58,480
Speaker 1: are you just not someone who farts? No? I I

1198
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: finally farted, So you have to for eight years you've

1199
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 1: been farting. Yeah, now it's been a real problem. Um,

1200
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. Yet, no nose is not bled. But but

1201
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 1: and even without the phones, I did have like a

1202
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 1: little polaroid at some point. Okay, out of those three

1203
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 1: were actually only down to one, and if someone really

1204
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: wanted to not get loose, they could probably punch me

1205
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 1: in the face, and I'm sure it would lead so

1206
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 1: then we could cross everything. What's the restaurant you work out?

1207
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: Some people could punch you in the face and maybe

1208
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:41,040
Speaker 1: you could promote it on your own. Well, so here's

1209
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 1: the thing. Nikki alluded to it in one of the

1210
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: first episodes where she was she was doing a comedy

1211
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: bit and she was outside Katana and they wouldn't let her.

1212
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah that guy that woman was so

1213
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 1: they were so weird to me. I'm not standing there, Nikki,

1214
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 1: want you not fixed it? Fixed it? You did? I

1215
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 1: addressed it. I addressed the issue, but I didn't bring

1216
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: up anything like that. But I addressed I've had dinner

1217
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:10,919
Speaker 1: there and it was such a good dinner and such

1218
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 1: a good experience actually happened. So I was waiting for

1219
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 1: David Spade to come pick me up. I was wearing

1220
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,240
Speaker 1: a ridiculous outfit because I was doing a paparazzi shop

1221
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: before then. I was in the pink outfit and I

1222
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 1: didn't want to stand like on the street on sunset

1223
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 1: like people. It was still at like light outside and

1224
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 1: I was waiting for him to come pick me up,

1225
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 1: and so I was standing front of Katana and they go,

1226
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 1: you can't stand here because you're not like going to

1227
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 1: dinner here, and I was like, he's he was supposed

1228
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 1: to be with the store, but I didn't want to

1229
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 1: even walk by the store because there were comics there

1230
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 1: and I was dressed like you know, like how boy Barbie,

1231
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 1: and so I go, can I just stand here? And um,

1232
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 1: the guy kind of didn't say anything, and then the

1233
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 1: woman came up and she was like sorting menus and uh,

1234
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: now that it's fixed, I feel bad about this, but

1235
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: I just go. She she kind of looked at me.

1236
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 1: It was like can I help you? It was like

1237
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,959
Speaker 1: very nice, like hi, like, and I go, oh, I'm sorry,

1238
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:00,439
Speaker 1: I'm not eating here. I'm just like waiting for friend

1239
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 1: to pick me up. I'm so embarrassed because the wa

1240
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm dressed and she was like you can't then you

1241
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,640
Speaker 1: can't stand here, and I was just like please, I

1242
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 1: go it's gonna be like a minute. And she was

1243
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 1: like I'm sorry, you can't, and I was just like really,

1244
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: And I had to walk into so there was construction

1245
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 1: on the sidewalk there was no sidewalks, so I had

1246
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: to walk into this like fake like sidewalk they've made

1247
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: on the on the totally did and then David So

1248
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 1: I get in the car and I literally just I

1249
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 1: pulled down my mask and I was like, thank you

1250
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 1: so much to the guy, like the guy that ratted

1251
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 1: me out. I just gave him a real look and

1252
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 1: I felt like very victorious. But um, thanks for fixing that.

1253
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 1: And I honestly did have a great meal at Yeah

1254
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 1: so that that company innovative dining group, Sushiro Katana. Oh yeah,

1255
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 1: I lived again. I lived in l A for the

1256
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,439
Speaker 1: better part of a twenty years, so so a lot

1257
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 1: of it, you know on the Sunset Strip and uh

1258
01:06:55,000 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 1: you know, upscale, nice restaurants and great company to work work. Well,

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01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,960
Speaker 1: thanks for fixing that. Let's get to the final thought.

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Speaker 1: I want to know, um, and I hate this question,

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01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 1: but why are you um single? Okay, do we want

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01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: to talk at all about the frat house burning dead

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01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:17,439
Speaker 1: or not? Don't try to flip it. We're talking about

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Speaker 1: your five. I mean, thet that was burning down is

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01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 1: such a tragic story because Andrew got this goddamn cat

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01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 1: with his girlfriends that you were probably just trying to

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01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 1: impress her. So you've got this expensive cat that didn't

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01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 1: even live here. She couldn't keep it in her dorm,

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01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 1: so it ended up living with you in your dorm room,

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Speaker 1: which was also where the lyrics for hit the bottle.

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Speaker 1: She hits the bottle. Oh my god, you hit the bottle.

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01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course I read it. But but but

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01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 1: the lyrics burned down. He had to redo it. Wait,

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01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 1: so tell me when you found his poetry. Tell me

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01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: what we how did you find that that's better than

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01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 1: the penis pump? No, I love it than the penis pump.

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01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 1: I have a little different spin on the on the fire,

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01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:08,440
Speaker 1: the burning. Okay, So so literally it was after finals.

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01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:13,080
Speaker 1: It was May May two thousand, May two thousand, okay, right,

1280
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 1: whatever made two does? So we we've finished finals for

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01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 1: the year. I was actually going back to New York

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01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 1: the next day. I was gonna come back to New

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01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: Orleans for summer school. So we go out to dinner.

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01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,839
Speaker 1: It was like five or six of us. I believe

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01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: when the house started burning, only one person was in

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01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 1: the house Andrew correctly, I think it was Paul. He

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01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,760
Speaker 1: ran out of the house. Unfortunately, the cat didn't make it.

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01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 1: The fireman when they was he held the cat up

1289
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 1: and he said, whose cat is this? But it was

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01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 1: it was dead, sadly, yeah, that was the mortality. Sorry

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01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:51,680
Speaker 1: about that? Did he go? What is this like a

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01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 1: helicopter like North Carolina? Yeah, throw it away in the garbage.

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01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:01,679
Speaker 1: I could get into that and pot, you know. Okay.

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01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 1: So so so I go home. Okay, but but here's

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01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:06,880
Speaker 1: the thing to the house burned down. We get back

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01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 1: to the house, I'm looking. So we're like three blocks

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01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,519
Speaker 1: away and we're like, oh, there's a fire. There's a fire.

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01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,800
Speaker 1: And then as we're getting closer, we're like, whoa, it's

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01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 1: the frat house. And so we spent like the next

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01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,639
Speaker 1: two or three hours outside the frot house basically watching

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01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,559
Speaker 1: it burn. Um. And and I got a flight the

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01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,479
Speaker 1: next morning to go home. I'm surprised at my mother

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01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 1: for Mother's Day. So I don't know whether to get

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01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:30,720
Speaker 1: on this flight, what to do. I have, like, you,

1305
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 1: my stuff is burning down, you know. And so I

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01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I'm not surprised you for Mother's Day.

1307
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: I just get on the flight. So I surprised her,

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01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:40,320
Speaker 1: and it was nice Mother's Day gift and stuff like that.

1309
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:42,679
Speaker 1: But I walked into the house, and this is again

1310
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,519
Speaker 1: showing my age. I had a newspaper under my hand.

1311
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 1: I read the newspaper and I still had soot on

1312
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 1: my face from the smoke, and and and she hadn't

1313
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 1: seen me all semester. And she's like, what happened to you?

1314
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,760
Speaker 1: What happened to you? I said, Andrew burned down the

1315
01:09:56,760 --> 01:10:01,200
Speaker 1: front house from Andy our sere from that movie where

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01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:06,760
Speaker 1: he saved someone, you know. So the waid, no, what

1317
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:10,040
Speaker 1: is it? In any case, my mom was, well, what

1318
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:13,000
Speaker 1: do you want this? She she was very nice. She's like,

1319
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,759
Speaker 1: let's go get some underwearing socks, because I didn't have anything.

1320
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 1: I mean, he burn, Ye had that referee sirt. You're welcome.

1321
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 1: You found Andrew's poetry, though, which he had written in

1322
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,400
Speaker 1: his depressive ela. Why I lit the house on fire?

1323
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 1: Rid of any evidence that you had emotions? Um, what

1324
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:36,599
Speaker 1: where did you find this poetry? And what did you

1325
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 1: think when you found it? So technically I guess we

1326
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 1: were roommates two years because we were roommates in the

1327
01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 1: dorms freshman year and then software year in the Pike House.

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01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 1: We weren't living in the same room. But there was

1329
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,679
Speaker 1: like ten rooms in the Pike House and he lived

1330
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,720
Speaker 1: across the hall. Now our room, people like to hang out.

1331
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 1: It was me and our our other friend Gland. It

1332
01:10:53,439 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: was nice, it was it was comfortable. His room was

1333
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:59,680
Speaker 1: again disgusting. He still wasn't at his adult stage. It

1334
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 1: would bit of animal abuse to have that, like the cat,

1335
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,840
Speaker 1: like did it a self a favor by dying in

1336
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:13,920
Speaker 1: that inferno? Basically the condition um. I think in the

1337
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,160
Speaker 1: whole mess of the room, there was like this piece

1338
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:18,439
Speaker 1: of paper on the floor and I picked it up

1339
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:21,000
Speaker 1: and I went back and I started reading it to Glenn,

1340
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 1: and then he later explained to us that it was

1341
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 1: about his mother and she hits the bottle, she goes

1342
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:32,760
Speaker 1: full throttle. Were there any other Well, I know you guys.

1343
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 1: Are you guys are trying to do some songs together,

1344
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 1: so yes, this should be revisited as you enter. I

1345
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 1: think it's a great idea to read to write she

1346
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:46,720
Speaker 1: hits the bottle. We need to do that as a

1347
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 1: country song. I think I got a good singer for

1348
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 1: it too. I think it would really help you process

1349
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:56,520
Speaker 1: some feelings come down. Do anything for the charred remains,

1350
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,160
Speaker 1: like burnt like a pirates map that would look so

1351
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 1: cool like you framing, and everyone would go, all right, well,

1352
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:07,800
Speaker 1: why are you single? We have one minute. Um, I

1353
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,799
Speaker 1: don't know if I could sum it up in one minute.

1354
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:12,320
Speaker 1: I mean, I think there's women over the course of

1355
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: my career that it might have worked with. But to me,

1356
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,120
Speaker 1: I mean, what does that mean? So you just said

1357
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:19,000
Speaker 1: it on the course of my career. That's I think

1358
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:27,880
Speaker 1: that just answers everything. Yeah, sign, maybe maybe I could

1359
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,680
Speaker 1: be on Fay Island. I mean, honestly, if we did

1360
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 1: a island with like older people, which I would love

1361
01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:36,680
Speaker 1: to do because these dating shows, no one knows what

1362
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,800
Speaker 1: they want in their twenties. These things aren't gonna laugh.

1363
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 1: I would love to have someone like you because it's

1364
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:45,479
Speaker 1: if I only asked because I'm thirty seven and single

1365
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,160
Speaker 1: as well, and I get asked that a lot. And

1366
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 1: it's like I am interested now in people our age

1367
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,840
Speaker 1: who haven't like had long I mean, I don't know

1368
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 1: about your dating history, but aren't married with kids and

1369
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 1: why we've chosen that, Because clearly we've chosen it because

1370
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,879
Speaker 1: if we wanted it, when you can get it, especially

1371
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:06,080
Speaker 1: if you're a man. Yeah, So I think a few things.

1372
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:09,559
Speaker 1: So first on, you're right, it would have been awesome

1373
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,720
Speaker 1: when a few people got eliminated if Andrew came out.

1374
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:13,960
Speaker 1: I mean, he would have been the only one with

1375
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,719
Speaker 1: We wanted to have him be a character named ragu

1376
01:13:19,439 --> 01:13:21,720
Speaker 1: just was an older man showed up. He had these

1377
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:25,920
Speaker 1: like like Neon sunglasses, like blue blockers. He was at

1378
01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:28,120
Speaker 1: these gold chains, and so he would just show up

1379
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,360
Speaker 1: as a joke. Like we would show up on set

1380
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:33,120
Speaker 1: and we'd be like Ragus here and he's just wearing

1381
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 1: like basketball shorts with like dirty flip flops, and like

1382
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,800
Speaker 1: in my head, I was like, maybe they will put

1383
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:43,960
Speaker 1: me on tonight. The short answer, I always envisioned myself

1384
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:47,040
Speaker 1: in The Young Father. But yeah, I never really fell

1385
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:49,160
Speaker 1: in love with someone to the point where I was like,

1386
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:50,600
Speaker 1: all right, I want to spend the rest of my

1387
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:53,679
Speaker 1: life at this woman. Well good for you knowing that

1388
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 1: you're not just gonna do it to get it done

1389
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:59,000
Speaker 1: and you're waiting for the right person, because that's hard

1390
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,400
Speaker 1: to do. And and yeah, like we all have dreams

1391
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:04,640
Speaker 1: of certain things, and maybe you dream of being a

1392
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:08,479
Speaker 1: Young Father or an actor, and those things don't end

1393
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:10,519
Speaker 1: up looking like you think they're gonna look and I

1394
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 1: always look at David Letterman becoming a father at the

1395
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:17,639
Speaker 1: age of like sixties, like he I think it's probably

1396
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 1: something he wished he had done sooner, but it's definitely

1397
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:22,599
Speaker 1: not something he regrets having done later, you know what

1398
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,360
Speaker 1: I mean, Like that changed him. The Letterman we have

1399
01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 1: now that's just like this just his his young son.

1400
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, probably in his seventies at this point,

1401
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,840
Speaker 1: but his son is like twelve thirteen. I don't know.

1402
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 1: I just I think there's something being an old dad

1403
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,960
Speaker 1: isn't so bad. And I think think about a grandfather

1404
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 1: is usually a great like father figure, Like they let

1405
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,160
Speaker 1: the ego go. They're not working as much, so you

1406
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:49,479
Speaker 1: might as well have a kid at seven. They're going

1407
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:53,680
Speaker 1: to see you die in three years. But it's you

1408
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 1: and you don't you know, they don't need to be

1409
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:58,879
Speaker 1: picked up or like have you around when they graduate

1410
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,160
Speaker 1: to throw a ba oh with my son, it's like,

1411
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,439
Speaker 1: shut up, like he has plenty of kids to throw

1412
01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:08,519
Speaker 1: a ball. It's it's fine. Um uh, Seth. It was

1413
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,720
Speaker 1: great having you on the show. You were amazing and

1414
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:13,680
Speaker 1: just a perfect guest for someone who you know might

1415
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 1: not be broadcasting every day of their life. It's sometimes iffy,

1416
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:18,000
Speaker 1: but you were great and I thank you so much.

1417
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:20,679
Speaker 1: Good you'll have to come back again. It was really fun.

1418
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,600
Speaker 1: Thank you for being here. We gotta go. Thanks for

1419
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:26,720
Speaker 1: listening to the show. We'll be back here tomorrow. Do

1420
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:29,439
Speaker 1: you want to hit the spot? You want to? You

1421
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:33,960
Speaker 1: want a jackpot with us? All right, don't and