WEBVTT - Rita + Ellin + Meryl (the creator!)

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<v Speaker 1>It's recording. I have a seven minutes already of nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>I have eight minutes of thirty one seconds of bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>Read that iron our nightcouts, and I'm not wearing the bra.

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<v Speaker 1>My boobies are running the table. You can't see start

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<v Speaker 1>on a video. Okay, you got it. I'm not I

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<v Speaker 1>need a handcuft I just said the same thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a complaint I'd suffer in Silent Rida. Today, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do a bonus episode because people love this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>so much, so we're gonna give them a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>And not only are we going to give them more,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna introduce them to the creator behind this whole

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<v Speaker 1>fabulous podcast, the Inimitable Narrow Post. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>how to follow up with that, and I hope I

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<v Speaker 1>can keep up with my girls. You know, my big

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<v Speaker 1>casting was I put Michael Caine into cider House Rules,

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<v Speaker 1>which humidated his career, all right. And I had put

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<v Speaker 1>Gwyneth Paltrow and Emma, which was before Shakespeare and Love.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a bunch of other casting coups that I've had,

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<v Speaker 1>and you, guys, I don't know. I think you might

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<v Speaker 1>be my greatest find oh, Ellen, Wow, Ellen, we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>we need go sho. We gotta be that Michael kay contracts. Okay, listen, girls,

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get into it, I want to share some

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<v Speaker 1>exciting news. We've been renewed. We're gonna have Hey, my,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it makes sense. It's been such a hit

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<v Speaker 1>and people have been loving it so much. It's terrific.

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<v Speaker 1>Ellen's news. Oh my god, what do you think? Great?

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<v Speaker 1>You tell me first what you think. I'm excited beyond words. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I became a celebrity. I don't want to give up

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<v Speaker 1>the status. I mean, girls, just hope I make another

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<v Speaker 1>six months. That's all I'm telling you. We're rushing into production.

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<v Speaker 1>We've told them my talent is ninety years old. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a lot of time to wait. Go see

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<v Speaker 1>you navn do why? But I'm ready. We are thrilled

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<v Speaker 1>to be in the show. Marrow. How did you get

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<v Speaker 1>the idea? I've always drawn from my personal life for

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<v Speaker 1>the material that I've created, and for this show. It

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<v Speaker 1>was based on the crazy antics of my mother. She's

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<v Speaker 1>the person dancing naked on the terrorists while there's a snowstorm.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter and my niece had created an Instagram account

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<v Speaker 1>called elly Grammy Graham, which means I love you Grammy Graham,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was popular amongst my kids, friends and my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I started to think, well, if they're enjoying it, I

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<v Speaker 1>bet you they would want to hear from other grandmothers exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mother's episode was one of my absolute favorites. I

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<v Speaker 1>really feel like I know her. Ellen. When you first

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<v Speaker 1>heard that you got the gig, who was the first

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<v Speaker 1>person that you told? And what did you say? How

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<v Speaker 1>did you explain it? I called my daughter at Her

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<v Speaker 1>response was no way, Mom, she says, I'm getting on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone right now sending out emails. What is it

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<v Speaker 1>coming out? She was so excited, she says, Oh, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>she says, no matter what happens, it's something to do

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<v Speaker 1>during this terrible year, because I really I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>my kids and since last April. And how did you

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<v Speaker 1>receive the materials for the recording? And what did you

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<v Speaker 1>think when you got them? Well? I know what a

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<v Speaker 1>headset is. I mean, I have grandchildren, I see them

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<v Speaker 1>with it on all the time. But I have to

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<v Speaker 1>be honest. I had to send my phone over to

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<v Speaker 1>my grandson so he could create the dropbox. But once

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<v Speaker 1>you do it once, It's like riding a bicycle. You

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<v Speaker 1>do it? What what do you do it? I still

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<v Speaker 1>fall off a bite? So what do you do? First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I didn't even know that I Heart was

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<v Speaker 1>sending us equipment. I get this box in the nail.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what, I didn't order anything. I opened it up.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know there's a black thing that you put

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<v Speaker 1>this phone on. I didn't know what the hell that

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing was about. So who do I call? Poor Rachel?

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<v Speaker 1>That polone? If that the third podcast? I finally got it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not bad. We have six so far. Three that's

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<v Speaker 1>not too bid. And now I know I've been asked

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<v Speaker 1>so many times, how did we script your response your conversations.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think people realize that we would just play

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<v Speaker 1>you the episode when it was all edited and finished,

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<v Speaker 1>so that you didn't get us hear anything beforehand. Even

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<v Speaker 1>your own episodes, you didn't get to hear beforehand. So

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<v Speaker 1>the first time you heard your episode was when you

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<v Speaker 1>did the commentary. It was just sort of stream of

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<v Speaker 1>consciousness exactly. You know, we heard something and it ignited

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<v Speaker 1>something in one of us, and we just took off

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<v Speaker 1>from there and we don't know. When we're together, never

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<v Speaker 1>have a moment when we can't think of something to say. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's amazing Ellen. I have to say that

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<v Speaker 1>we were able to extemporaneously discuss these things, and one

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<v Speaker 1>thing left to another. Many times we were laughing at

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<v Speaker 1>when it brought up. Ellen goes into her stories that

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<v Speaker 1>she has, and I think if it was scripted, you

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<v Speaker 1>would get the feeling that it was scripted, plus the

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<v Speaker 1>factoria that you and I are good friends, and so

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<v Speaker 1>that's a big thing, ain't true. You sort of know

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<v Speaker 1>what to expect to come out of my mouth, and

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<v Speaker 1>I never know what to expect to come out I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna say, yeah, we don't know what's gonna come

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<v Speaker 1>out of Reda's mouth. But girls, you know it's not

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<v Speaker 1>offensive that you know, and it's not dirty. I never

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<v Speaker 1>said the words shop or anything like. So, girls, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you enjoying your new found fame? I'm telling I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting respect I never planned on. I am hearing from

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<v Speaker 1>people that I forgot that I knew was that you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted today. So, oh my god, oh my god. My

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<v Speaker 1>son says to me, you know that four million people

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the Today Show who would imagine at this

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<v Speaker 1>age what we're doing. I mean, maryl, thank you you

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<v Speaker 1>gave us a life we never expect that. I really

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<v Speaker 1>mean it. And I have to say that the hosts

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<v Speaker 1>could not have been more welcoming or more everybody. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you way that they're giving this whole little life and

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<v Speaker 1>we're enjoying it together together together. That's the best part

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<v Speaker 1>about friendship. I haven't spoken to you guys about it,

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<v Speaker 1>but how was your experience on the Today Show? It

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<v Speaker 1>was a very out of body experience, it really was.

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<v Speaker 1>And to sit and watch myself on the Today So

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<v Speaker 1>I have looked at that linked ten times already. I

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<v Speaker 1>keep looking at it. I do too, and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe it's me. The kids are very excited with this.

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<v Speaker 1>My eleven year old granddaughter calls me all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to know what the stats are? Now? Nana?

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<v Speaker 1>I went on and you're in the eighth place here,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, how do you know that? I look

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<v Speaker 1>it up, Nana, I do it every day. Yeah. Seeing

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<v Speaker 1>a climb up the charts was a wild experience. The kids,

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<v Speaker 1>they're very proud. I'm telling you all. So what are

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<v Speaker 1>you hoping people will get out of the podcast. Hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast will awaken the young people to say that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, there's something in a relationship to a grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>I only think this is gonna make a big change,

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<v Speaker 1>well in this particular climate, when this past year has

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<v Speaker 1>been so awful for everybody. Everybody needs a grandma. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a mess for that we're doing. That's right at those

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<v Speaker 1>people that don't have a grandma are adopting us. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's the grandchildren who are not that close to

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<v Speaker 1>the grandmother. If they listen to all our podcasts, I

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<v Speaker 1>guarantee you they'll get on the phone and call their grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way you can't. That's very true. That's very

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<v Speaker 1>very true. And people have been loving it so much,

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<v Speaker 1>beyond excited to do it again next season. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's the concept gonna be the same, the same concept.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be you guys hosting, but we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>a diverse group of grandmothers with grandchildren. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>terrific and I know some grandmothers who would be fabulous

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<v Speaker 1>for this. Now that we've heard the exciting news about

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<v Speaker 1>a second season, the producers have given us a note

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<v Speaker 1>to read to our listeners, I wonder what this could be. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>in season one, we focused our Jewish grandmothers, and now

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<v Speaker 1>we're opening it up to all grandmothers and we want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear from you. So, do you know a grandmother

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<v Speaker 1>and a grandchild who you think would be perfect for

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<v Speaker 1>Call your Grandmother. We want to hear from unique grandmothers

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<v Speaker 1>with big personalities and great stories who have particularly loving

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<v Speaker 1>and close relationships with the treasured grandchild. Anyone who would

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<v Speaker 1>like to be considered should submit a short cell phone

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<v Speaker 1>video and a brief written description of you and your

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<v Speaker 1>grandmother to the Call your Grandmother Facebook page. You'll find

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<v Speaker 1>more details on how to submit on the Facebook page. Two,

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<v Speaker 1>go into Facebook and type in Call your Grandmother podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Grandparents Have your Grandchild? Drinna help you. You'll see our

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<v Speaker 1>page with the yellow logo. You know, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>term of a grandmother and grandchild that I think would

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<v Speaker 1>be great for this, But you know what, this is

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<v Speaker 1>open for every grandmother and grandchild, right. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to be Jewish. It's like Levi's Rye Bread used to say,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to be Jewish to love leaves. So

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to be Jewish. To be. I'd call

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<v Speaker 1>your grandmother. That's true. Every grandmother and grandchild has their

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<v Speaker 1>own unique relationship. And we're darting to hear from you. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>This made the pandemic for us, and I hope that

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<v Speaker 1>the people that listen to it it brings a little

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<v Speaker 1>smile on their faith and a little happiness. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>our goal. That's our goal, green happiness. That's right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>We are the Happiness Twins. And I'm not going while

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<v Speaker 1>they endemic is on. I go before the pandemic and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll think, you know, there's a way you could ice

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<v Speaker 1>me up and put me in a Please listen, I

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<v Speaker 1>know people in Florida. I think this is a true story.

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<v Speaker 1>Husband dared she put him in because she didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to give up the season in Florida. That you buried

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<v Speaker 1>him in the season. You've heard that story before. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you she must have lived in my building right

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<v Speaker 1>right for now, we're signing off, but we can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>for season two. Bye, don't forget me by hope to

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<v Speaker 1>see you soon. Who could forget your reader