WEBVTT - Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkey

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap

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<v Speaker 1>all right, into the phone tap? Whose phone tap is it? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it belongs to Froggy. Froggy really year real Froggy. Phone

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<v Speaker 1>taps are always festive? So what are our listener page

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<v Speaker 1>called this? She's been telling her mom that there is

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<v Speaker 1>a service that brings a live turkey to your house

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<v Speaker 1>on Thanksgiving, and her mom wants nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 1>this service. Turkeys are nasty, No one wants anything to do.

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<v Speaker 1>So I call us Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>ready to deliver the turkey on Thanksgiving. All right, Tommy

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<v Speaker 1>from Tommy's Turkeys is calling in phone tapping, let's listen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Gail. Yeah, this is Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming to deliver your Thanksgiving turkey in a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks. Just wanted to touch base with you before

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<v Speaker 1>we head on over. I didn't order a turkey. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to get a time you're going to be home

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<v Speaker 1>so that before I can deliver this turkey because a

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<v Speaker 1>new livery in your area on the same day. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't order a turkey. Yeah, were somebody to order the

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<v Speaker 1>turkey for a Gale's here at Thempton and needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be delivered on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>coming to your house to deliver. Hello. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we were disconnected. This is Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys. Somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>ordered it free as a gift that pulsimply name name

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter. I don't know. I've gotta I gotta talk it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a forty five pound live bird right here

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm bringing to your house. It could be alive.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't want it to be dead now Thanksgiving us

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<v Speaker 1>in a little ways away. It wouldn't be fresh, But

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<v Speaker 1>no one wants to be the turkey alive. Now, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to handle all of that well, apartment, I promise

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<v Speaker 1>you right now, he will not be alive when he

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<v Speaker 1>gets on the table. He's gonna kill this turkey. If

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<v Speaker 1>I catch no, I'm gonna I'll take care of all that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't worry about any of that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>All I need is to finish up the form of

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<v Speaker 1>payment prior to arriving at your residence. I thought this

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<v Speaker 1>was a gift, Well, it was only a percentage was

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<v Speaker 1>paid for it to secure the turkey, because you know

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<v Speaker 1>there's not a lot of forty five pounds birds running

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<v Speaker 1>around rampant. Okay, so gonna cost me? Well, they put

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<v Speaker 1>down a two hundred dollars deposit. I've already got that cleared.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a deposit. I'm gonna need the remainder. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>need the remaining eight hundred dollars in order to start

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<v Speaker 1>my trip a thousand. I'm coming from a long distance,

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<v Speaker 1>like ten states away. You'll be paying for lodging for

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<v Speaker 1>me and your turkey. That's the only way we can

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<v Speaker 1>get there. I turkey. It's a gift. It's a gift.

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<v Speaker 1>You get worked it out with you do you work

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<v Speaker 1>it out with the gift giver after I get there?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not Hello, Mamma, I say, what are you doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>Some idiot keeps calling me? Do you want to bring

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<v Speaker 1>a turkey for Yeah? Go to be a surprise? What

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta pay a thousand dollars? You're welcome. I'm I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to you know you ordered? Somebody even tell

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<v Speaker 1>me what's along with you? That's what a surprise is. Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you he's happy. No, I'm not. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing things? Behind my back. And then I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>pay a thousand bucks. What are you thinking? Money grows eye.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm helping you. I'm helping you. You are not helping

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<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't saying thank you. This is my gift, is

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<v Speaker 1>not a thank you. All right, he's showing up. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna pay him a thousand bucks. I gotta put him up.

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<v Speaker 1>Locals forget a wife burn in my apartment. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you crazy? Listen, I'll cut you a discount. Who is

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<v Speaker 1>this time? Instead of a thousand dollars on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of a thousand dollars, how's about you give me

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred and I'll eat Thanksgiving dinner with you? What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? This is Froggy from Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. Mom, and you've been phone tapped? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it like? I got time for that? The

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