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Speaker 1: best friend. Guess what time it is? My brother is
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Speaker 1: accused of buying thick jewelry in the middle of the mall,
Speaker 1: and people said, now to know why they came Soldier
Speaker 1: Boy because whenever there's a celle on thick play the jewelry,
Speaker 1: he's always marching his ass on. So Jack Boys also
Speaker 1: known to be the first rapper to do anything where
Speaker 1: now the state, is the first rapper to buy fick
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Speaker 1: What's up? Talking about the episode of podcast I'm your
Speaker 1: host Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. I'm always around with
Speaker 1: my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks for listening to Matasaka podcast.
Speaker 1: How's the kid kids good? It's still a little baby Chinese?
Speaker 1: You have baby been two years old for three years?
Speaker 1: How is that, nigga, he's about two and a half
Speaker 1: almost a year. That's what I thought. How's the lady
Speaker 1: doing the ladies good? She's still Hungarian? Yeah, nothing has changed.
Speaker 1: She got her papers here, She's still illegal. She got
Speaker 1: her papers. We all together in a little small town.
Speaker 1: Did you have to marry her to her papers? And
Speaker 1: she already happened. I haven't married her. She's a performer,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson. She was signed by your friend. Ain't gone.
Speaker 1: Oh and she still signed. She's not anymore. She's she's
Speaker 1: signed to take care of the little Chinese motherfucker it is.
Speaker 1: She got a eighteen year contract with a Chinese baby
Speaker 1: in your contract and eighteen yr contract too. We say everything,
Speaker 1: how's every day? Would you? How's work? Work is good? Man?
Speaker 1: You know it's been tough. This whole pandemics fun shut up,
Speaker 1: sucked up my money. You know I was very close
Speaker 1: to open up on only Fans page and pulling my
Speaker 1: dick out for thirty month. Oh yeah, I saw that
Speaker 1: you opened up Blacks and Angels page. Yeah man, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing nothing, is ye. I'm back to work, thank god?
Speaker 1: But oh my god, you're finally back to work. I'm
Speaker 1: back to work, but not every state, just California is
Speaker 1: shut down, so there's no shows in California. We sucks
Speaker 1: because if I write a new joke like how the funk,
Speaker 1: I'm on try it out? There's no comedy clubs open.
Speaker 1: So now I just gotta like do a free show,
Speaker 1: and fucking I g live to see if the orders.
Speaker 1: I'm like, if you joke is for they just put
Speaker 1: in the comments the cheap motherfucker that don't pay tickets exactly.
Speaker 1: But other states are open, like Texas are giving a
Speaker 1: funk by COVID, Georgia don't give a funk by COVID.
Speaker 1: Miami is like in and out like one month, one
Speaker 1: month and like fun COVID another month of government like
Speaker 1: fuck you go back home, locked the door. So and
Speaker 1: then Ohio is like you know, some states are open,
Speaker 1: some places are going, but they have curfew. So it's
Speaker 1: like I gotta be if I'm doing a show, I
Speaker 1: gotta be done by ten pm. So it's like it's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when they start drinking. Mother, that's that's bad. Bad.
Speaker 1: So a lot of restrictions, but and a lot of
Speaker 1: the capacities are very small. They're as small as to
Speaker 1: seventy depend on the state, like Texas are at seventy
Speaker 1: right now. I think, um, Georgia might be the same,
Speaker 1: and like other places are like maybe fifty. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: seen all your posting. Everything sold out, sold out, and
Speaker 1: so that's what we gotta be people. Motherfucker. It's because
Speaker 1: they love you. Michael Blaxon, You're the African king of comedy.
Speaker 1: It's like seeing fucking Elvis performed. Yeah, I mean, you're
Speaker 1: you're in the level now that you're Elvis Presley. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about that? Michael Blackton, I mean, nobody
Speaker 1: ever called me Elvis Presley, but I appreciate the company.
Speaker 1: Mike ever hanged out with you before. Walk around with you.
Speaker 1: It's like people screaming everywhere everywhere, homeless people screaming. Oh
Speaker 1: mother socker. You almost caused a major accident of the
Speaker 1: one on one freeway. When I was driving with you
Speaker 1: over there, there's this guy. He had like a nine
Speaker 1: range Rover, just like me, and he was all he
Speaker 1: was doing was filming of the one on one freeware.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mike, he's gonna get in a fucking accident
Speaker 1: and he got you on tape. That's not a fan,
Speaker 1: it's a stoker, motherfucker. Now he's a fan. Mike. You
Speaker 1: know what the crazy thing is? When I'm with you,
Speaker 1: we could be eating somewhere real fancy, and you hear
Speaker 1: a guy screaming in the background and your mother sucker,
Speaker 1: and then all the people going on my friends are
Speaker 1: real that it happens all the time. I could be
Speaker 1: in an airport a bunch of black kids like see me,
Speaker 1: hey you bitch na, how you feel about that? And
Speaker 1: then the white lady like what what am I calling? What?
Speaker 1: These people are so mean? I'm like, it's okay, these
Speaker 1: are my fans. First, what do you do when you're
Speaker 1: killing killing? Why do you call your bitch? Don't city
Speaker 1: and word? But yeah, it's our love man. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I've noticed about your friends. It's like the more
Speaker 1: they say disrespectful things is the more they love you.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. Y Yeah, all my
Speaker 1: friends more, that's how more love to show me the worst,
Speaker 1: to curse me, like you black bitch. I'm like that
Speaker 1: guy loves me. Yeah, that that guy loves me. That
Speaker 1: guy my page and he lives on my page. Those
Speaker 1: my true fans, man, that's amazing. That's very different from
Speaker 1: all the big fans of other big people. Fact, you know,
Speaker 1: it's a funny. I share birthday with like Trey Songs, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm my one year I went on his Tray
Speaker 1: Songs page. On his birthday and the girls like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, tray soon, we love you, throwing pennies that
Speaker 1: you have pennies and I come on my page on
Speaker 1: my birthday. Hey, you black bitch, crispy fuck, this is
Speaker 1: on your birthday. This is the day your mom shifted
Speaker 1: you out, you black piece of ship. I'm like dead.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker loved me right, he loves you a lot, a
Speaker 1: lot of you do anything you today? You wear a
Speaker 1: church shirt and clubs jeans. Are you Are you going
Speaker 1: to the club after you leave church? Yeah, and trying
Speaker 1: to go to a club today? What are you wearing?
Speaker 1: Michael Blacks And you know the whole world you're a
Speaker 1: fashion nikon. You're always wearing the most fancier ship in
Speaker 1: the world, the most craziest ship in the world. Today
Speaker 1: I kept it kind of simple. Just sweatsuit by Roberto
Speaker 1: ca Valley. Roberto ca Vali, Roberto Vali. If you're listening,
Speaker 1: you know this motherfucker money and they do all me money.
Speaker 1: In fact, pay me my money and maybe I'll help
Speaker 1: you open your store back up. Because the Robertica Valley
Speaker 1: on Rodeo Drive shut down. That was such a beautiful place.
Speaker 1: It was my favorite place out. They accepted, They almost
Speaker 1: accepted the African money. Remember when there he tried to
Speaker 1: try to pay my clothes with African money. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: accepted that one. They did accepted, motherfucker almost accepted. For
Speaker 1: a difference, we had it stuck between a hund all
Speaker 1: of bills and it and the African money is so colorful,
Speaker 1: it's like Mexican money. So they didn't notice that ship
Speaker 1: right away, like, hell no, this is not dollars, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: It's not even pasto. This is some CDs. That's Ghana money. CDs.
Speaker 1: What's a one hundred dollars in Ghana? How many? I
Speaker 1: think a dollar is about five of the CDs, So
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars, it's five cs only it's five hundred cities.
Speaker 1: I think Ghana owes you your own money currency because
Speaker 1: you have blown up the world of Ghana thanks to you.
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson, you are the most famous Ghana born person
Speaker 1: in someone's backyard came from Ghana. You are York, but
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I have like three passports, but I'm
Speaker 1: like burying, I'man and sometimes I'm Nigerian, so they're all
Speaker 1: owe me money motherfucker. Yeah, I'm born in three countries.
Speaker 1: My mother had me on the airplane right like in
Speaker 1: the sky between three countries. So I have three passports.
Speaker 1: Were you born? Do you know where exactly the place
Speaker 1: you were born? No? I don't. I don't know. See
Speaker 1: what do doing? Africa? It's not even about where you're born.
Speaker 1: Is a by where your parents are from. You could
Speaker 1: be born in one country, if your parents for another country,
Speaker 1: your citizen of that you if you have a choice
Speaker 1: of becoming where you want to be a citizen when
Speaker 1: you turn the eighteen Wow, yes, so yea yo. You
Speaker 1: could be born in Ghana. But if let's say, if
Speaker 1: your parents of like Barrier, you could be like, okay,
Speaker 1: I want to be like Barrier. You get like you
Speaker 1: become like brain citizen because all about where you claim
Speaker 1: where you want to pick, So you'd be like many
Speaker 1: many money more' you know what? This country is having
Speaker 1: a civil war. I'm not going to this country. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm from misplace. You get to pick when your
Speaker 1: parents are from somewhere else and you're born somewhere else. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. Yeah, No, wonder why Donald Trump thinks what's
Speaker 1: his name? Obama, Barack Obama was born and yeah, he's
Speaker 1: born in out of STATEID. Parents are Kenyan, so he's
Speaker 1: technically Kenyan. You got to you got to Kenya get
Speaker 1: a Kenyr passport because that's where his parents are from. Really,
Speaker 1: that's probably That's probably what somebody told down the Trump
Speaker 1: head that littlenig guy is from Kenyan. Yeah, Donald Trump?
Speaker 1: Still think what is his name? Barack Obama was born Kenya.
Speaker 1: Still he's like he's from it's from Trump. Trump's a hater, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you gonna get a Tanning salone? Soon after you
Speaker 1: talking about Acon a week ago? I'm I don't say
Speaker 1: Ali bashion on say it, man, what do you buys Tanning?
Speaker 1: Is it out there? Like? Can I get on Amazon? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's called Donald Trump tan dot com? You
Speaker 1: get right now. I'm good, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: turn orange. Motherfucker. I'm good. But you know one thing,
Speaker 1: I see you have a little stomach. Yeah, I get
Speaker 1: some weight, Michael Blackson. Don't blame that on Corona, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I blame I blame oh my weight
Speaker 1: on Corona. Yeah. On every ten pounds is every letter
Speaker 1: of the coronavirus. I'm currently at so listen, I had
Speaker 1: my stomach is going on slowly. Yeah, I could tell
Speaker 1: you three months pregnant. If you're a girl, don't be
Speaker 1: a bit motherfucker. Thanks to my next guest. Uh, let's
Speaker 1: bring our in. Uh it's you know, I'm all about titties,
Speaker 1: but you don't happen. She is. Okay, I give her
Speaker 1: like a thirty six C something like that. But the
Speaker 1: most important thing, she has a specialty that we cleanse
Speaker 1: you up, that make your stomach. Yes, you need a
Speaker 1: lot of it, motherfucker. Give her up A t G. Tristan,
Speaker 1: y'all listen, gentlemen, Tristan d G TJ TJ t G
Speaker 1: t G t t G. Are you the person responsible
Speaker 1: for Mike losing all the thanksgivings? Still have my stomach?
Speaker 1: That he put that thing on her air first, she
Speaker 1: went to, h let's go, they're gonna help us put
Speaker 1: the thing here. Here we go, Thanks Brandon, Thank you. Yes, weights,
Speaker 1: I didn't lose weight, n I lost and I found
Speaker 1: it yesterday. But I lost some stomach though, so I drank.
Speaker 1: I drank her. In fact, she was here at one
Speaker 1: of my parties and then she made me the tea.
Speaker 1: I drank it, and she said, Mike, whatever you do,
Speaker 1: I hope you have no plans for the next eight hours.
Speaker 1: Holy crap. No, she said, no, not next eight hours,
Speaker 1: and she said eight hours from now. I hope you
Speaker 1: have no plans. Why, nigger, I was, I mean I
Speaker 1: should have for like I should have every hour after
Speaker 1: eight hours. Holy crap. That explains when the girl asked
Speaker 1: about where's your toilet paper? There's no toilet paper in
Speaker 1: your It was all gone. Yes, I should have just
Speaker 1: kept So that's the t. Tell us about your t
Speaker 1: T again to anything else. Tell us about this tea?
Speaker 1: How how did you you know? What? What do you
Speaker 1: have to do with it? Did you create his ingredients yourself?
Speaker 1: What is the purpose of his teeth? Because we want
Speaker 1: to know. Okay, so thank you for teaching. She's from Ethiopia, right,
Speaker 1: I'm from Ethiopia too. You know I live in Ethiopian La.
Speaker 1: You live Ethiopia town. Okay, Yeah, I'm from Ethiopia. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I I came up this during the quarantine and
Speaker 1: then because I was drinking this league and then my
Speaker 1: friend asked it, like how you don't get away? You've
Speaker 1: been cooking and actually I make a lot of food
Speaker 1: for you to do. So they were like cooking and
Speaker 1: you don't get away out and I've been drinking this
Speaker 1: classy thing and then like can you said, oh, so
Speaker 1: I can make you know, funny out of this. So
Speaker 1: I saw putting the form left to get it and
Speaker 1: so you know, making it. I would say it was
Speaker 1: for Wow, how is it coming in? Long? So it's
Speaker 1: a fisher. When I talk about my Patreon pages now
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Speaker 1: Your mother suckers um the t okay. So I drank
Speaker 1: the tea eight hours later, yea, my stomach started talking
Speaker 1: to me. Holy crap, my stomach was speaking in tongues.
Speaker 1: And I haven't been to church in a very long time. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's the lord or the devil was
Speaker 1: in my ass, But I should have things I didn't
Speaker 1: know I had in my stomach. Only crush it that
Speaker 1: thanks Giving food from last year. Motherfucker oh ship, that's
Speaker 1: very bad. That means chick the turkey legs and turkey
Speaker 1: foot nails, fucking fish eyes, chicken foot, cow's tongue. Everything
Speaker 1: I ate last year can write out, you know. But
Speaker 1: I think I shop about total of three times, maybe
Speaker 1: every five minutes, just like you know, whatever you do
Speaker 1: inside your calling. I mean, even if it's Chinese food
Speaker 1: or like whatever food. Just because we eat a lot
Speaker 1: of especially African. I mean, you can take me out
Speaker 1: of Africa, but you cannot take Africa out of me.
Speaker 1: So I always find a way to eat my African
Speaker 1: food and it's like a lot of rise. And we
Speaker 1: like a lot of heavy stuff. Food. Food is very heavy.
Speaker 1: So we need something like that to like go on
Speaker 1: there and just it's like you pull a bleach on
Speaker 1: dirt and go then I just killed the break it down,
Speaker 1: come out your ass easily. Wow. I need a tea
Speaker 1: like that. I want to lose ten pounds. In fact,
Speaker 1: next time you actualentally get a girl pregnant, will drink
Speaker 1: that tea. I bet you will have the baby will
Speaker 1: come out come out right away. Holy crap. That's better
Speaker 1: than Plan B. My God, God forgive us for that.
Speaker 1: We should change that. Now it's pretty good. So now
Speaker 1: I did it one time. I mean to get my
Speaker 1: stomach totally down. That should not do this like once
Speaker 1: a week for like a month, like what what should
Speaker 1: I do? Days? And then? Because do it every seven,
Speaker 1: ten days straight four hours because it has appetized super
Speaker 1: supertense public school. Yeah that done, like you all eat
Speaker 1: too much? Because so it has to that's what. So
Speaker 1: do it every day for seven like this. Well, I'm probably,
Speaker 1: but I just want to lose my stomach. I hope
Speaker 1: I don't start losing everything. I'm gonna turn a lot
Speaker 1: of cute crackhead. Does it make your face smaller? No,
Speaker 1: it just ain't worried about yourself. Ch why don't you try?
Speaker 1: You look? Oh does it work for erectile dysfunction? I
Speaker 1: need it? Oh? It makes me with spurn back. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's probably strong enough. It would kill all that stuff
Speaker 1: that's stopping your dick from getting hard because it's tired. Shi. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what. That's gonna make me single and my
Speaker 1: whole family will leave me. This is how it makes
Speaker 1: you dig bigger. It makes a stomach go in there
Speaker 1: with your girl, can see your dick motherfucker fucking you,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson. Actually, you're right. That's stomach against your dicks
Speaker 1: is eighteen motherfucker No motsakle. I looked at it last week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the table were saying hello to me, jenness baby too
Speaker 1: coming up because you have I don't have that. See
Speaker 1: my dick. I can see having my balls. That's good.
Speaker 1: Try that all right? So you give us a website
Speaker 1: for the team that it drink dot com TG and like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, so you can just you know, off, it's
Speaker 1: like the website there and you can just go there
Speaker 1: and you know you can purchase what so t G.
Speaker 1: The man was that he was no, because you know
Speaker 1: where we come up some of my friend because I
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you called me some jobs and
Speaker 1: stuff like that's looking around right. They say why don't
Speaker 1: you call yourself? And I was like, when I create
Speaker 1: my team, I like the name, so maybe just give
Speaker 1: it the name. So that's cute. That's a great idea.
Speaker 1: So if he had a tea, we're gonna we would
Speaker 1: call your tea. I'm gonna call it Chinese best friend
Speaker 1: because diarrhea is your best friend. There will be a
Speaker 1: slogan yeah, no, no it was. I mean at first
Speaker 1: I was nervous about taking it because I'm like I
Speaker 1: had a big party. The next day, I'm like, hold
Speaker 1: this ship stops because I would hate to be like
Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me? M yeah, yeah, But now it worked.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm gonna. I didn't know I had to
Speaker 1: go seven days straight. God good, Well you have to
Speaker 1: make sure you have nowhere to be for seven days?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Like you have to shoot like every hour,
Speaker 1: Like if you don't have anything, you don't shop, that's it, okay,
Speaker 1: but whatever you that it will just take it out
Speaker 1: so that way, or you have air everything you just
Speaker 1: come out like as a far you could shoot here
Speaker 1: you fashir basically you know ship. So what was the
Speaker 1: difference between this and like calling closet? I mean, you
Speaker 1: know sometimes like when whatever, because we eat a lot
Speaker 1: of food that's like have a kin cat right, So
Speaker 1: even though we call it like h we cook it
Speaker 1: at home stuff like speak the food that they shape
Speaker 1: or everything has a spreak every that so you know,
Speaker 1: when you eat it, your stomach don't Sometimes it's hard
Speaker 1: to read off all the skin caps or stay there
Speaker 1: even you're you're like, shut what do you call it?
Speaker 1: Your ship? Okay, I'm gonna call the ship because I don't.
Speaker 1: So that builds up into an inside you call it
Speaker 1: sometimes if you see your stomachs like, can't know me.
Speaker 1: So when you drink this this, it will just irritain it.
Speaker 1: Like and then if we take your college, so we'll
Speaker 1: take out everything we have inside totally. He does. That's
Speaker 1: when we don't. It does. Yeah, So it's like that's
Speaker 1: why you feel every because they say even in makehouse
Speaker 1: feels like we knew have when you are full of
Speaker 1: ship basically, yeah, that's when my girlfriend always tells me,
Speaker 1: you're full of ship. Can't you're gonna be full like that?
Speaker 1: So basically, actually would your brain everything you know, the
Speaker 1: world you plan to your body, it's like it has
Speaker 1: you know, when you're ruined and you don't get tired
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. That's a lot of people get tired.
Speaker 1: They're lazy and stuff like that. Sometimes they don't even
Speaker 1: know because they have a lot of and sometimes we
Speaker 1: have a lot of stuff building your body. You start
Speaker 1: to smell, right, people don't understand that, like, you know
Speaker 1: a lot of ship. When you're full of ship, you stink. Well,
Speaker 1: thanks for the tea, t thanks for the tea and
Speaker 1: the tea where Yeah we finally finally got some te um.
Speaker 1: All right, um ship you're gonna try something? Yeah, definitely, Michael,
Speaker 1: I want to lose a little bit of my stomach
Speaker 1: maybe yeah, you know, lady, Yeah, I can't get inside Jack.
Speaker 1: Do you have a man? No? I don't. Every man
Speaker 1: seeing me, I'm like, oh, there than you. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: how Mike has to keep saying God because ugly men
Speaker 1: have good hearts? What makes you say that? In Michael Blackson,
Speaker 1: I have a good heart. Yeah, you do have a
Speaker 1: good heart. Ugly man have a good heart. That's why
Speaker 1: I said, ugly guys your way. You're trying to find
Speaker 1: these cute guys. You guys got too many bitches. A
Speaker 1: lot of cute men don't have money. Ugly man are
Speaker 1: in style. Ugly is a new cute Yeah. Plus like man,
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes it's like I'm near a lot of
Speaker 1: guys seeing in there. Okay, the things it's more about
Speaker 1: ugly or I'm more like if we be serious, like
Speaker 1: I'm more like into a guy who has hay on
Speaker 1: his shoulder, you know what I mean? Ahead shoulder, but
Speaker 1: she's like, hey, like you hate he has a head
Speaker 1: on his shoulder. I mean, I hope every man has
Speaker 1: a head on his shoulder, but go ahead. It's not
Speaker 1: like the ones that you see from outside. I mean
Speaker 1: from that it's like so and so, you know some
Speaker 1: of them their phones are lobe is in the back
Speaker 1: the front, meaning like your brains are in the back.
Speaker 1: That's called this less it right, Yeah, so that's kind
Speaker 1: of vibele but like that it's me. But what I
Speaker 1: mean is like a lot of men don't. Especially it's
Speaker 1: kind of hard today if you hear a lot of
Speaker 1: women's from playing oh l a dating and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: It's kind of far to be people where people like
Speaker 1: like you or you know some of the people because
Speaker 1: everybody's from the woman to the man's everybody's living a
Speaker 1: fake life basically. You know, it's a way you may
Speaker 1: a man will take like I'm gonna producer, I'm wrapper.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, he's like, I'm fully man, are you
Speaker 1: gonna be famous? Really able to help? Like you wrapper?
Speaker 1: At forty you should give up age work at macdrobe
Speaker 1: and at least you know you can't create a fat
Speaker 1: so is it like an age where you shouldn't wrap
Speaker 1: anymore rappers out there? If you haven't made it by
Speaker 1: the time you're thirty four, just give it up, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: should like to do something like really say or not
Speaker 1: even racing, do something some some work and you can
Speaker 1: do over at least you can make like three four
Speaker 1: hundred dollars a day. Why wait, it's like a thousand
Speaker 1: that so you bring four thousand dollars how you know,
Speaker 1: just like you wrapper a fully and then you don't
Speaker 1: even make it. I mean that's like a lot of
Speaker 1: these rappers out they got three thousand mixtapes and no album.
Speaker 1: Give it up quick, Okay, everybody's hiring go and give go,
Speaker 1: give out COVID test motherfunker. Okay, they're hiring for COVID testerings.
Speaker 1: So so you want a man with a head on
Speaker 1: the shoulder, it's like more like a man who was
Speaker 1: really responsible. What is your biggest problem with men in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles? Like what so they are a fake? You're
Speaker 1: saying they're fake? Oh, so they only like you an
Speaker 1: African woman, So it's hard for us, like most of
Speaker 1: African women today like men from here ye see in
Speaker 1: America because what I see in America. That's the women.
Speaker 1: They don't have that dispet for themselves. So wait and
Speaker 1: you know, like you know you got the man tries.
Speaker 1: If you see African man even here, they tries they
Speaker 1: like someone until they yet after her. It's not like
Speaker 1: you should make it a work. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: that's what makes you a magic right. But here, man,
Speaker 1: it's like you want to to change. I mean you
Speaker 1: want They want to ask women to chase that. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: why do you have to change. You're supposed to be
Speaker 1: a man. Come to me and talk to me. They
Speaker 1: want women to go there, be are racy and talk
Speaker 1: to them and all that. It's not as weird because
Speaker 1: I do go ahead nothing and I do work like
Speaker 1: that because I grew up. When you don't talk to
Speaker 1: a guy like that, I think guy would stole you.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna talk to them, you like you feel
Speaker 1: like proud about it, and you just work out the
Speaker 1: way they count they try. That's where they eat you.
Speaker 1: It's kind of nice, you know what I mean. But here,
Speaker 1: so you want that typical you want to averycan aggressive
Speaker 1: man go after what you want? I'm a should be
Speaker 1: like that in junior. They just don't tell them how
Speaker 1: to be a man because it's a man. It's not
Speaker 1: actually go getor exactly will be like not to get
Speaker 1: him a job, getting you know, his money and everything
Speaker 1: because he has that kind of many like energy. But
Speaker 1: like if you have kind of a feminine energy, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter how you cute or you you answer whatever,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make your read really men. Right. So it's
Speaker 1: just it's just really hard to find a real guy here.
Speaker 1: So I have that kind of you know, Okay, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna find you a man one day. I
Speaker 1: promise you, I'm going I g life when we get
Speaker 1: up this show, and I won't find what your motivation
Speaker 1: and making a t s after you break up with
Speaker 1: somebody's that like, uh, you don't want you, you don't
Speaker 1: want a man anymore. You give them the T so
Speaker 1: they get the area for seven days? Is that a
Speaker 1: sign for a long time? Oh you've been single? Do
Speaker 1: my favorite? Put some teams sucking liquor list? What's up?
Speaker 1: Mother socas? This is African King up coming Michael Blackson,
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Speaker 1: about dating my next guest. Now, you say it's very
Speaker 1: hard for you to find a good man. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: the you know, in the regular world of dating. You know,
Speaker 1: I have a special special guest. Um. I mean he's
Speaker 1: a creative director and he's designing up give up, bigging money.
Speaker 1: Got my man, Mr Marcus Plateau. Well, because it was good. Hello,
Speaker 1: everything good, Everything's great. How are you? I'm doing good?
Speaker 1: So she has a problem finding a man, you know,
Speaker 1: the same ball in the same boat, going up the
Speaker 1: same ship creek. So I mean, tell us a little
Speaker 1: bit about yourself, Marcus. Um, I am a creative director.
Speaker 1: But what do you want to know about me? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean you're looking for a man, just like she's
Speaker 1: looking for a man. They're they're just they're trash. They're
Speaker 1: just trash. So I mean, I did some research on you,
Speaker 1: and you know before you were interested in man, you
Speaker 1: like the women at one point, you would say at
Speaker 1: one point. And sometimes there's that like it's like Tinkerbell
Speaker 1: flies over it, like puts the fairy desk. Well maybe
Speaker 1: that's now, but she's like, I don't know. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: just want to like have sex with a woman. It's weird,
Speaker 1: but it has to be the right woman. It has
Speaker 1: to be like sexually attracted to her. There's like a
Speaker 1: sexual like the body has to be right backs burnout
Speaker 1: that we called him burnouts. Yea burned my head. So
Speaker 1: all right, So in the gay word, is it harder
Speaker 1: to because my thing when I think gay man, I
Speaker 1: just think you just party and just funk each other
Speaker 1: all day like I thought man would just because men
Speaker 1: we want to funk. Right, I want to funk a
Speaker 1: woman every day I have. I have a colchy problem, right,
Speaker 1: that's your problem, that's my problem. So if if a
Speaker 1: gay man I want, if men are all the same way,
Speaker 1: they just want to sunk all the time, and they
Speaker 1: the man you know, just be fucking how hard is
Speaker 1: the final man a gay guy? Uh like next to impossible.
Speaker 1: You got on any of the gay dating and after
Speaker 1: all the deep party your drugs, It's like you have
Speaker 1: a job, what's what? What's your wallet? Holy crap? What
Speaker 1: the fund am I gonna do with you? High on
Speaker 1: meth on the street girl and look by no And
Speaker 1: that's okay, like everyone that's what they do. But like
Speaker 1: it's it's not like incomplicated. I think, like it's just
Speaker 1: there's scenarios that where it like drives down, like people
Speaker 1: that are only looking for sex, people that are looking
Speaker 1: for relationships. But the ones that drive hardest for the
Speaker 1: relationships I've I feel in the gay community like they
Speaker 1: are the ones to wreck at the fastest, are the
Speaker 1: ones to cheat. I won't to know how you wear
Speaker 1: from like just eating pussy the second dick. I want
Speaker 1: to just get to the point really, like how did
Speaker 1: you get to them? Yeah, tell us from the day
Speaker 1: you were born. My mouth put on one thing and
Speaker 1: one thing went down my mouth got you. Um No,
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's it's it's attraction for me. I
Speaker 1: like the hyper masculinity of a man. But I think
Speaker 1: a woman's body is like completely beautiful, Like there's a
Speaker 1: lot of art in a woman's body. But and I
Speaker 1: still find that completely beautiful. But there's just something about
Speaker 1: a man that just think drive drives me up the
Speaker 1: wall and over the balcony. So I know, like this
Speaker 1: is probably rudy, stupid. Do it. Let's go because I
Speaker 1: know like women get a period like a man a sucker.
Speaker 1: Let's let's ask the question because I have a counter question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: counter like women get on a perio. We cannot funk.
Speaker 1: Is there anything that was stopping? Yeah? Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: a shitty kitty. That's what that is. When they take
Speaker 1: the tea examtly, Yeah, they need to take the tea
Speaker 1: and then get a douche and liken man could do
Speaker 1: yeah they Yeah you have to. I mean if you whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I didn't know that? Is it? Like, so y'all
Speaker 1: use the same mass and guil and water that women
Speaker 1: use a different It's like yeah, it's like, I mean,
Speaker 1: can I go to the CBS get it? It's like
Speaker 1: what's called the fleet inema. There's like it's like a
Speaker 1: two for one. I didn't know that the same for
Speaker 1: the no no no, so is it's just basically for men.
Speaker 1: Are just for the asshole. It's for your asshole. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't. I think anyone can use it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you could just use it too, just for the
Speaker 1: held of it when I have diarrhea. I haven't had diarrheas.
Speaker 1: It's less easters, Michael Black. Why Easter? A lot of
Speaker 1: bunnies we eat. That's Filipinos. So question. All right, So
Speaker 1: now okay with you, Okay with transgenders, you know that's
Speaker 1: not you. That's a different lane. Um. No, I grew
Speaker 1: up with guys that transducted Intoto women. But no, I
Speaker 1: mean it's not it's not my thing personally, But I
Speaker 1: mean I know that it is the sexual fantasy for
Speaker 1: a lot of guys. Yeah, because I'm like, if you,
Speaker 1: you know, if you like men, but sometimes you think
Speaker 1: about women, why don't you get to one? You could
Speaker 1: have it all at once, which is so it's a
Speaker 1: totally different lane. It is like going to a carpoo
Speaker 1: lane without another. Yeah, you don't have that thing that
Speaker 1: beets you through. But transgender don't like to be other transgender.
Speaker 1: Trans Gender want to be with a real man, right,
Speaker 1: that's why they made himself a woman. Are the looking
Speaker 1: for sugar? Dandies? Who Mike, she's looking he's looking for sugar?
Speaker 1: That I mean, yeah, hello, come through it if you
Speaker 1: make as much. But if you're p and l's matched,
Speaker 1: my mother's let's go. But I had no idea. What's
Speaker 1: harder to find a man than it is to find
Speaker 1: a man like well, I don't understand mother that English.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't know what's harder to find a
Speaker 1: gay gout to find a man and a straight woman
Speaker 1: looking for a regular a non gay man. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I just thought gay guys in the club all the
Speaker 1: time just wear to each other. No, of course not
Speaker 1: Michael Blexen. There's a picture and a catcher. Are you
Speaker 1: pitching or you catching? Yeah? What are you? I found
Speaker 1: that up because I have a gay brother, older brother
Speaker 1: one and a half you er older than me. Is
Speaker 1: the same as a boyfriend. He got married twice. Now
Speaker 1: it's his third marriage. He's in love. So you had
Speaker 1: the marriage things. So that's pretty much every state now
Speaker 1: right with the gay marriage is a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 1: So have you been to one a wedding? A gay wedding?
Speaker 1: My brother yeah, my older brother is gay and he's
Speaker 1: and he's married, so so it could be so so
Speaker 1: it is it had read so gay could be read
Speaker 1: because I'm like I always one of like all you
Speaker 1: people born gay, the you just become gay. How did
Speaker 1: the whole thing work? Please, I don't know. I was straight.
Speaker 1: I dated a girl and got her pregnant. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is my little come out story right now, and she
Speaker 1: aboarded the baby. But honestly, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: like now where I'm at in life, if she wouldn't
Speaker 1: have done that, like my life would be I would
Speaker 1: not be here today, what I'm doing today would not
Speaker 1: be where I'm at. It was a blessing and a
Speaker 1: curse at the same time. But I would have like
Speaker 1: a twenty two year old Wow, So do you think
Speaker 1: the baby would have maybe try to keep you straight
Speaker 1: or you think it make a difference. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. Actually, I don't know. I remember,
Speaker 1: like after I knew it happened. I remember going out
Speaker 1: to a club and this Latino guy grabbed me by
Speaker 1: the side of my face and just like pushed me
Speaker 1: against the wall made out with me. And I see,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about club and stop each other.
Speaker 1: It was it was crazy. They were kissing. Did you
Speaker 1: fun that night? Don't lie to me. Fuck no, they
Speaker 1: don't just funk like that. Yeah, guys have feelings too.
Speaker 1: They love each other, talk about dinner. I'm saying they
Speaker 1: made out in the club on the first night. It's
Speaker 1: the aggressiveness of a man. Was you in the Gate club? Yea,
Speaker 1: oh it wasn't a club. Why did you go to this?
Speaker 1: Was that your first time? No? Yes? Actually yeah, wait
Speaker 1: shut up ship. Yes, yes, I want to know the
Speaker 1: first time you transformed from like straight together. I want
Speaker 1: to know how did it happen? Who's this person? Like,
Speaker 1: how did it happen the first time? How did you
Speaker 1: the first time having like sex or not gay sex?
Speaker 1: And just how did you find out? Basically? Yeah, how
Speaker 1: do you realize? Is that when a guy grabbed you
Speaker 1: and realized that Inspector Gadget was written about me and
Speaker 1: I am in Spector Gadget, That's what I realized. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I think like just the
Speaker 1: sexual attraction that you feel like between someone. It's like
Speaker 1: it's just like a guy and a girl. Were you
Speaker 1: when you first I was eighteen. I was like freshman.
Speaker 1: So when you got to grow up pregnant, I was
Speaker 1: before eighteen. It was one of the time. It was
Speaker 1: like three months after I turned eighteen, so I was
Speaker 1: still in high school and she was seventeen at that point,
Speaker 1: and her mom was like, just not their religion didn't
Speaker 1: match with she basically I was the double for knocking
Speaker 1: her up. But he knew we were sucking, so like,
Speaker 1: what's what's the problem. Do you think the baby would
Speaker 1: have been gay? Oh? You know what should? I don't know?
Speaker 1: I mean brothers, my brother, Yeah, yes, I think if
Speaker 1: because I have like gay cousins too, So I'm like,
Speaker 1: where's a bunch of halmos? I have gay cousin too?
Speaker 1: Are you get Michael Blacks? And I have two kids?
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean you're not guy. Yeah, I'd like to
Speaker 1: learn my airport and it's kip every person. So no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't necessarily skip because let me, your grandson's gonna
Speaker 1: be gay? No grandson, maybe, I don't know. I hope
Speaker 1: not to see that moment, you know, why not? What's
Speaker 1: a gay people? No? I don't have nothing against gay people.
Speaker 1: I just want more kids forever, Like he had a
Speaker 1: whole son. Oh yeah, you're gonna have another baby, just
Speaker 1: in case you know, you might switch again, just to
Speaker 1: make my last name move. Yes, Mike can't get pregnant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they do, Michael Blacks and they got that thing now
Speaker 1: called like so and scientists having a baby. No, scientists,
Speaker 1: they make it, Yeah, can make it. No scientists. They
Speaker 1: grab bolts Berman put it into some girl Ardians Kardashians
Speaker 1: baby carrier. What do you mean you grab two sperms
Speaker 1: and putting the girl. Yeah, just mix it all up.
Speaker 1: That's not a bunch of that and the Petrie dish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like a blended fucking jubba juice. Jumba juice juice.
Speaker 1: There's juice everywhere. Yeah, they think, like the girls stop,
Speaker 1: who's going to carrier? And then the two guys from
Speaker 1: together and then they put it in the fun all
Speaker 1: that ship. If you could get pregnant, would you get
Speaker 1: pregnant like myself personally? Yeah, like I mean, if you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta wreck my body, but I will have. I
Speaker 1: praised women for like burying children. I think women are
Speaker 1: the most amazing thing in the world because without them,
Speaker 1: no one would be here. But I know so I
Speaker 1: don't even like being bloated. You got to have a
Speaker 1: little alien living in me. So with the game, I
Speaker 1: noticed that he's a catch on a picture whatever you
Speaker 1: wanna call it. Are you like the top end the bottom,
Speaker 1: topping the bottom? Right? Are you topping a bottom? Yeah,
Speaker 1: catcher in a picture. I can swing and I can catch.
Speaker 1: Holy crap, he was MLB player who get the highest pay. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I never heard of that before. No, no, what that
Speaker 1: means that he would What have you explained to her
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend? Oh? Basically, a catcher is the one
Speaker 1: that catches the penis in the bottle, and the picture
Speaker 1: is the one that is the picture of the catcher
Speaker 1: is the bottom. So they're going to catch the colm
Speaker 1: like I do both. I canna can catch. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like Tom Brady on steroids. Tom Brady plays football,
Speaker 1: same ship Derek my face, Derek Jeter and Jennifer Lope.
Speaker 1: You can sit on my face. He's like meats sucking day. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: that's great. Like you know, I have like like I were,
Speaker 1: I might be like they say, if a guy like
Speaker 1: to be eaten, or he's like if he's an or
Speaker 1: if you asked you're like you know, gay, we were
Speaker 1: up all that, like you might have just like I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't, I think unfortunately, because it's like been categorized
Speaker 1: down into gay because that's what gay guys usually do,
Speaker 1: because like it's a part of your body. It's like saying,
Speaker 1: like like a gay man and a straight man can't
Speaker 1: like their dick being sucked because like that creates some
Speaker 1: type of sensation, like whether gay straight, your assholes gonna
Speaker 1: have a sensation like every time you take ship, like
Speaker 1: you have a sensation, like it feels. Sometimes it feels
Speaker 1: good when you take a ship. Sometimes it doesn't, sometimes
Speaker 1: it hurts, but you know, like I mean, have you
Speaker 1: ever any out your honest I mean it's like it's
Speaker 1: like Chinese bread. It's no, I have never lies him
Speaker 1: in all Like call me when you want to. I
Speaker 1: don't think I would want to because I have ast
Speaker 1: wipe my ass all the time I did a ship.
Speaker 1: So this girls I had my boyfriend was like that,
Speaker 1: oh my god, trash. And I only shaved my button
Speaker 1: but like maybe once a month or once in a
Speaker 1: three months, So I wouldn't want my ass. You shave
Speaker 1: your ass, Michael. I mean, I don't like to wipe
Speaker 1: my ass with hair coming out. I like to be
Speaker 1: shap your girls, Sha shave everything my dick like one.
Speaker 1: I shave your ass. Yeah, I shave it because I
Speaker 1: don't want no Christmas tree in her. I just like
Speaker 1: every time I liked. I'm sad every time I get
Speaker 1: a little ship hanging there. I don't know. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: shaved like sometimes shaping. Yeah, you used to watch shaving.
Speaker 1: You feel better when you take a ship and then
Speaker 1: you don't have to use much toilet paper if you
Speaker 1: cut your ass. Watch you know, you gotta get They
Speaker 1: did some cream called Manchie dot com something. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got prescription month. Yeah, you get a love your own.
Speaker 1: You get shamed your ass Michael Blacks and you gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta whole fucking Los Angeles National Forests in there.
Speaker 1: It's gonna caught on fire one of them days. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'll keep your as it's so hot. Oh you like
Speaker 1: Harry but fuck yeah, he's a seventies guy. I guess
Speaker 1: you know, back in the seventies, like you watch. I
Speaker 1: used to watch Pull from like the eighties and seven.
Speaker 1: The women still had like a bushe here. Oh that
Speaker 1: she was attracted back before they started shaving. You know,
Speaker 1: want the last thing you watch that porn hub. I
Speaker 1: don't watch porn anymore. I just I'm too, I'm older.
Speaker 1: It's like I did that as a teenager, you know,
Speaker 1: through the twenties. Yeah, I just I just like the
Speaker 1: real deal. Doesn't turn you on, heary girl, turn you
Speaker 1: on like No, I don't know. I like shave. I
Speaker 1: want to pussy like a little just smooth and soft.
Speaker 1: I don't like no bush guards a fucking cheer pet
Speaker 1: to your legs. You don't wanna play had and seek
Speaker 1: on the bushes. I don't want to play duck goose.
Speaker 1: It's a fisher. When I suck at my patroon pages,
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Speaker 1: But why then, what come up? Why am I having
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Speaker 1: my god, it's amazing. It's so soft. It's like, never mind,
Speaker 1: well we have the first orgasm on the show. Who
Speaker 1: came well, nest something, he has some dick. I'm curious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we the world want to know. Ye wow, congratulations, let's commitment.
Speaker 1: It's like sometimes there's a dick, doesn't mean you can
Speaker 1: say you don't. It's better we're not with dicking boys.
Speaker 1: Let's get to his, um his. You have your designer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you designing. I'm designing the luxury men's underwear line. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's sexy iss for the men. Sexy back, Yes, sexy
Speaker 1: walcome back. All these like speedos looking ship. Um, there's songs, jockstraps,
Speaker 1: g strings, sport briefs, briefs mayor with tongs. Yeah, Michael Blackson,
Speaker 1: do you have a tongue? No, I don't have a tongue.
Speaker 1: I have a really cute and neon green one. But
Speaker 1: if you wear it kind of high I underneath some shorts,
Speaker 1: it's like the illusion, like what's really going on down there?
Speaker 1: So you know what's funny. My brother had a birthday
Speaker 1: party at his house. Ye, my gay brother. And you
Speaker 1: know that was like the first year he came out.
Speaker 1: It was like came out of the closet. You know,
Speaker 1: did he pristically come out the closet? Oh? You know
Speaker 1: what's funny is he was eighteen. He went to prom
Speaker 1: with a girl. Because you know, if Filipino culture is
Speaker 1: very like my mother never really he's not getting here.
Speaker 1: But you know, I know, I'm the older brother. I
Speaker 1: see him playing with Barbie. Well we're going, you know,
Speaker 1: throw rocks at each other. So I already know, mama,
Speaker 1: he's gay. But you know, it's very hard to come
Speaker 1: out at that time. It was like nine nineties. You know,
Speaker 1: maybe he was straight too bad get it? So yeah,
Speaker 1: he took karate class because people always bullying him. And
Speaker 1: then he didn't come out, you know, until later. But
Speaker 1: when he came out, it was he brought all his friends.
Speaker 1: Everybody was wearing tongue at the party. He's okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: my mom's fine with it. You know. Now you know,
Speaker 1: he's very loving. He's very sweet. I mean, I love yeah, great,
Speaker 1: Like I never thought it would be like this, So
Speaker 1: you you didn't gay is not what he thought it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they love so loving. The boyfriend was so loving. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I thought it was just a bunch of sword fights.
Speaker 1: Everywhere we come in the rule ship, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: hit by zero. But yeah, they're so loving. Gay people
Speaker 1: have the most loving energy. It's like I mafter I was.
Speaker 1: I just thought it just like just sucking each other
Speaker 1: dick all day. There's a lot of happiness. They love it.
Speaker 1: They have so much energy and love. And what happens
Speaker 1: everywhere where every time we at the party, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's like the it's like the light came out. He
Speaker 1: came being gays better than being I mean, no, not me,
Speaker 1: but I'm talking about like I respect the gay community.
Speaker 1: That's a loving, great energy. It's like so much energy
Speaker 1: and the other else. I thank you for everybody. The underwear, Uh,
Speaker 1: it's tongues, is everything. Everything, there's um yeah, there's everything.
Speaker 1: There's ten different pairs. This is like the first lunch
Speaker 1: and you should hook him up five al right, Like
Speaker 1: you need gay models, because my brother and his boyfriend's
Speaker 1: model material to treat you, right, that's what I need. Well,
Speaker 1: he's going to try to steal your brother. Oh that's
Speaker 1: gonna cause a family problem. They've and they just love
Speaker 1: each other. So they got married and they didn't get married. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're gonna get married, which oh he got divorced before
Speaker 1: the first that I can talking. Well for the wedding,
Speaker 1: I was only invited to the divorce party. I wasn't
Speaker 1: invited to the wedding. Why didn't invite to the wedding?
Speaker 1: Because I guess I'm not a waiting material people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the divorce party, of I was invited to the
Speaker 1: divorce party. Another tongs and so far. Oh yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a lot of no, not so fine. I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: They were just jumping around the backyard pool, everybody wearing
Speaker 1: tongues like, oh great, did you join it? Or no?
Speaker 1: I don't know how to sweam. Unfortunately I have to
Speaker 1: go back home. All right, how can they get ahold
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Speaker 1: But it's kind of like Modest said, do you need
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Speaker 1: you very much. I got plenty of draws. He has
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Speaker 1: Did you bring something today, sir, No, didn't, but I'll
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Speaker 1: uh Instagram is Marcus Underscore John Um. The brand is
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Speaker 1: I got some beautiful friends. Just come on, ladies, ladies coming,
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Speaker 1: oh my god. Well we we try to change him. Hey,
Speaker 1: I gave. He's happy the way he is. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: happy for you. Are you gonna invet us to your wedding?
Speaker 1: After the show? Come ups like eighty million guys hitting
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Speaker 1: well you know, Shana, Mike, this is uh this, this
Speaker 1: should be on me. He don't want dumb ship. Fuck
Speaker 1: that lucky motherfucker. This is the Bachelor show. Huh. Come on, ladies,
Speaker 1: come you don't run your ladies. Let don't trust Yeah,
Speaker 1: they know I would really fucking for really they weren't
Speaker 1: be ready. Not gonna get no dick from the slack.
Speaker 1: They're afraid. Come on, Oh thank you, ladies. I'm glad. Goodness,
Speaker 1: best friend, I got related every act don't get from
Speaker 1: the beach the phone. Yeah, and fourteen, Fririse, don't bet
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Speaker 1: Her parents met at the immigration office. Tell my night,
Speaker 1: Joe got a hundred percent dr in here, right, yellow
Speaker 1: Bob woman in in the house. How black to? What's
Speaker 1: you mean? We're black? I know you're black, I said
Speaker 1: the original after we are. She's very riginal. Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: the cadd what's the word? Greater baby? Yeah? Alright, well,
Speaker 1: thank you lady. I'm gonna go drink something this tea
Speaker 1: and take a ship and we're looking forward to your
Speaker 1: underwear line coming out. Yeah, I'm not wearing no tongs
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend you got next Christmas, I'm gonna buy
Speaker 1: you some of his underwears. Man to tell your woman
Speaker 1: your lady might like that, Yes, just the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna return to sindor that under Michael. Maybe your
Speaker 1: lady likes that. Accept the boxer shorts. We actually we
Speaker 1: have those voice. It's not just about it about it's
Speaker 1: like about men feeling sexy, because a woman can put
Speaker 1: lingery on and feel sexy and they're just well you
Speaker 1: get that's right. That's right. The ladies are tire of
Speaker 1: men coming in the room. We're just ticking ball more
Speaker 1: a week out. Real deal. Hey, we learned a lot today.
Speaker 1: We learned that. Uh uh Chinese bess what did you learn?
Speaker 1: I learned that. I learned nothing. I learned. You want
Speaker 1: to get cleansed up, drink some of my TV's t
Speaker 1: where Uh my guy Marcus got a tongue line coming
Speaker 1: out like, yeah, thank you all for joining us. We
Speaker 1: are the mother stuck a podcast with me, Michael Blackson.
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