WEBVTT - Tigi Tristan and Markas Jon 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:16.800 Calgary Audio. It's time for mother Socker podcast. I'm your 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:19.720 host Michael Black saying my co host is here, Chinese 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:22.960 best friend. Guess what time it is? My brother is 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:28.200 his time for Niga News. In first Niga News, Dennis Stroder, 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:32.360 NBA basketball player, This ning got turned down four years 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:35.320 and four men out of contract and a chance to 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:37.879 play with Lebron James again and the Lakers and win 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.599 a championship. He said he took a one year fight 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:44.920 point nine million dollar contract with the Celtics. My Niga, 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:48.520 who the is your financial advisor? Mc hammer? He must 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.040 be planning on average in a triple double and fifty 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:55.480 points again if not, your decision making our worst the 0:00:55.760 --> 0:01:00.240 dark rivers in the playoffs And Niga News, myn got 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:03.280 tyres as I hear rocket and civil rights beard. This 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:07.160 think got bear looked like it's social distancing. His beard 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:10.480 is struggling to connect like a cellphone no WiFi. This 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.120 isn't got beard is shaped like the map of Africa. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.440 Your beer needs growing off. Fascination, my nigga, the same 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.480 here on your beard is the same here that's on 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:22.640 Kevin Durant's head. We just also the same here that's 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:25.760 on my dicking boss, my nigga, you are rocking dicking 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:30.880 boss Beard here and extra nigga news. Soldier Boy was 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.920 accused of buying thick jewelry in the middle of the mall, 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:37.199 and people said, now to know why they came Soldier 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.360 Boy because whenever there's a celle on thick play the jewelry, 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:45.800 he's always marching his ass on. So Jack Boys also 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:48.040 known to be the first rapper to do anything where 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.800 now the state, is the first rapper to buy fick 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:52.960 jury the middle of the mall. Is also the first 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:59.000 rapper whose neck is gonna turn green from fake jewelry rap? 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:11.320 What's up? Talking about the episode of podcast I'm your 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:15.680 host Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. I'm always around with 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:21.639 my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks for listening to Matasaka podcast. 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:26.200 How's the kid kids good? It's still a little baby Chinese? 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.080 You have baby been two years old for three years? 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.720 How is that, nigga, he's about two and a half 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:36.040 almost a year. That's what I thought. How's the lady 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:41.079 doing the ladies good? She's still Hungarian? Yeah, nothing has changed. 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.120 She got her papers here, She's still illegal. She got 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:48.120 her papers. We all together in a little small town. 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:50.720 Did you have to marry her to her papers? And 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:54.160 she already happened. I haven't married her. She's a performer, 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:58.040 Michael Blackson. She was signed by your friend. Ain't gone. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:02.720 Oh and she still signed. She's not anymore. She's she's 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:06.320 signed to take care of the little Chinese motherfucker it is. 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.320 She got a eighteen year contract with a Chinese baby 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:14.840 in your contract and eighteen yr contract too. We say everything, 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:20.359 how's every day? Would you? How's work? Work is good? Man? 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:24.320 You know it's been tough. This whole pandemics fun shut up, 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:26.920 sucked up my money. You know I was very close 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:28.840 to open up on only Fans page and pulling my 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:32.360 dick out for thirty month. Oh yeah, I saw that 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.600 you opened up Blacks and Angels page. Yeah man, I'm 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:39.720 not doing nothing, is ye. I'm back to work, thank god? 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:42.400 But oh my god, you're finally back to work. I'm 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:45.040 back to work, but not every state, just California is 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:48.200 shut down, so there's no shows in California. We sucks 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.680 because if I write a new joke like how the funk, 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.720 I'm on try it out? There's no comedy clubs open. 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.840 So now I just gotta like do a free show, 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:58.840 and fucking I g live to see if the orders. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:00.560 I'm like, if you joke is for they just put 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:05.760 in the comments the cheap motherfucker that don't pay tickets exactly. 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.840 But other states are open, like Texas are giving a 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.520 funk by COVID, Georgia don't give a funk by COVID. 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.680 Miami is like in and out like one month, one 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:16.040 month and like fun COVID another month of government like 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:19.120 fuck you go back home, locked the door. So and 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.440 then Ohio is like you know, some states are open, 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:24.600 some places are going, but they have curfew. So it's 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:26.719 like I gotta be if I'm doing a show, I 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:30.119 gotta be done by ten pm. So it's like it's yeah, 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:34.320 that's when they start drinking. Mother, that's that's bad. Bad. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.200 So a lot of restrictions, but and a lot of 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:41.600 the capacities are very small. They're as small as to 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:45.760 seventy depend on the state, like Texas are at seventy 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:50.600 right now. I think, um, Georgia might be the same, 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:55.040 and like other places are like maybe fifty. Yeah, I've 0:04:55.080 --> 0:05:00.040 seen all your posting. Everything sold out, sold out, and 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:03.480 so that's what we gotta be people. Motherfucker. It's because 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:06.640 they love you. Michael Blaxon, You're the African king of comedy. 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:12.479 It's like seeing fucking Elvis performed. Yeah, I mean, you're 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:17.200 you're in the level now that you're Elvis Presley. How 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.680 do you feel about that? Michael Blackton, I mean, nobody 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.480 ever called me Elvis Presley, but I appreciate the company. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.400 Mike ever hanged out with you before. Walk around with you. 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:30.039 It's like people screaming everywhere everywhere, homeless people screaming. Oh 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:33.560 mother socker. You almost caused a major accident of the 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.640 one on one freeway. When I was driving with you 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:40.280 over there, there's this guy. He had like a nine 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:44.719 range Rover, just like me, and he was all he 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.159 was doing was filming of the one on one freeware. 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.200 I'm like, Mike, he's gonna get in a fucking accident 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:51.039 and he got you on tape. That's not a fan, 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:55.719 it's a stoker, motherfucker. Now he's a fan. Mike. You 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:58.640 know what the crazy thing is? When I'm with you, 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:02.800 we could be eating somewhere real fancy, and you hear 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:06.080 a guy screaming in the background and your mother sucker, 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:11.680 and then all the people going on my friends are 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.800 real that it happens all the time. I could be 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.280 in an airport a bunch of black kids like see me, 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:19.839 hey you bitch na, how you feel about that? And 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:23.080 then the white lady like what what am I calling? What? 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:26.479 These people are so mean? I'm like, it's okay, these 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.320 are my fans. First, what do you do when you're 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:32.760 killing killing? Why do you call your bitch? Don't city 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:36.800 and word? But yeah, it's our love man. Yeah, that's 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:39.440 what I've noticed about your friends. It's like the more 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:43.000 they say disrespectful things is the more they love you. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.960 I think, Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. Y Yeah, all my 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:49.320 friends more, that's how more love to show me the worst, 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.680 to curse me, like you black bitch. I'm like that 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.159 guy loves me. Yeah, that that guy loves me. That 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:58.440 guy my page and he lives on my page. Those 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:02.080 my true fans, man, that's amazing. That's very different from 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:05.359 all the big fans of other big people. Fact, you know, 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:08.240 it's a funny. I share birthday with like Trey Songs, right, 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:11.040 and I'm my one year I went on his Tray 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:14.000 Songs page. On his birthday and the girls like, oh 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.480 my god, tray soon, we love you, throwing pennies that 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.400 you have pennies and I come on my page on 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:23.880 my birthday. Hey, you black bitch, crispy fuck, this is 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:25.960 on your birthday. This is the day your mom shifted 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:29.800 you out, you black piece of ship. I'm like dead. 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:33.280 Motherfucker loved me right, he loves you a lot, a 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:38.560 lot of you do anything you today? You wear a 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:42.320 church shirt and clubs jeans. Are you Are you going 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:45.520 to the club after you leave church? Yeah, and trying 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.600 to go to a club today? What are you wearing? 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:51.280 Michael Blacks And you know the whole world you're a 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:55.360 fashion nikon. You're always wearing the most fancier ship in 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:58.560 the world, the most craziest ship in the world. Today 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.320 I kept it kind of simple. Just sweatsuit by Roberto 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:06.400 ca Valley. Roberto ca Vali, Roberto Vali. If you're listening, 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:10.440 you know this motherfucker money and they do all me money. 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:12.960 In fact, pay me my money and maybe I'll help 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:15.720 you open your store back up. Because the Robertica Valley 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:21.280 on Rodeo Drive shut down. That was such a beautiful place. 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:23.880 It was my favorite place out. They accepted, They almost 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:26.360 accepted the African money. Remember when there he tried to 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:29.640 try to pay my clothes with African money. Yeah, they 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:33.320 accepted that one. They did accepted, motherfucker almost accepted. For 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:35.480 a difference, we had it stuck between a hund all 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.360 of bills and it and the African money is so colorful, 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:41.280 it's like Mexican money. So they didn't notice that ship 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.760 right away, like, hell no, this is not dollars, motherfucker. 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:48.840 It's not even pasto. This is some CDs. That's Ghana money. CDs. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:53.240 What's a one hundred dollars in Ghana? How many? I 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:56.360 think a dollar is about five of the CDs, So 0:08:56.440 --> 0:09:01.319 one hundred dollars, it's five cs only it's five hundred cities. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:08.679 I think Ghana owes you your own money currency because 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:13.080 you have blown up the world of Ghana thanks to you. 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:19.280 Michael Blackson, you are the most famous Ghana born person 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:25.320 in someone's backyard came from Ghana. You are York, but 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:28.560 I'm I'm I'm I have like three passports, but I'm 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:33.760 like burying, I'man and sometimes I'm Nigerian, so they're all 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:37.800 owe me money motherfucker. Yeah, I'm born in three countries. 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:41.600 My mother had me on the airplane right like in 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:45.360 the sky between three countries. So I have three passports. 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:48.960 Were you born? Do you know where exactly the place 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.800 you were born? No? I don't. I don't know. See 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:53.959 what do doing? Africa? It's not even about where you're born. 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.000 Is a by where your parents are from. You could 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.800 be born in one country, if your parents for another country, 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:00.680 your citizen of that you if you have a choice 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.480 of becoming where you want to be a citizen when 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.959 you turn the eighteen Wow, yes, so yea yo. You 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:08.679 could be born in Ghana. But if let's say, if 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:10.520 your parents of like Barrier, you could be like, okay, 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:11.920 I want to be like Barrier. You get like you 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:14.960 become like brain citizen because all about where you claim 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.240 where you want to pick, So you'd be like many 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:20.520 many money more' you know what? This country is having 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:22.439 a civil war. I'm not going to this country. I'm 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.840 just I'm from misplace. You get to pick when your 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:27.840 parents are from somewhere else and you're born somewhere else. Wow, 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:33.200 that's amazing. Yeah, No, wonder why Donald Trump thinks what's 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:36.600 his name? Obama, Barack Obama was born and yeah, he's 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.559 born in out of STATEID. Parents are Kenyan, so he's 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.000 technically Kenyan. You got to you got to Kenya get 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:45.880 a Kenyr passport because that's where his parents are from. Really, 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:48.360 that's probably That's probably what somebody told down the Trump 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:52.720 head that littlenig guy is from Kenyan. Yeah, Donald Trump? 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:56.480 Still think what is his name? Barack Obama was born Kenya. 0:10:56.520 --> 0:11:01.960 Still he's like he's from it's from Trump. Trump's a hater, man. Yeah, 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:06.400 are you gonna get a Tanning salone? Soon after you 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:13.160 talking about Acon a week ago? I'm I don't say 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:16.400 Ali bashion on say it, man, what do you buys Tanning? 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.920 Is it out there? Like? Can I get on Amazon? Yeah? 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:24.520 It's uh, it's called Donald Trump tan dot com? You 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:27.079 get right now. I'm good, but I don't want to 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:30.679 turn orange. Motherfucker. I'm good. But you know one thing, 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.160 I see you have a little stomach. Yeah, I get 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:36.440 some weight, Michael Blackson. Don't blame that on Corona, motherfucker. 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:41.880 I said, yeah, I blame I blame oh my weight 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:46.560 on Corona. Yeah. On every ten pounds is every letter 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:52.400 of the coronavirus. I'm currently at so listen, I had 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:55.080 my stomach is going on slowly. Yeah, I could tell 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:58.200 you three months pregnant. If you're a girl, don't be 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:03.280 a bit motherfucker. Thanks to my next guest. Uh, let's 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:09.240 bring our in. Uh it's you know, I'm all about titties, 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:12.240 but you don't happen. She is. Okay, I give her 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:17.360 like a thirty six C something like that. But the 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:23.319 most important thing, she has a specialty that we cleanse 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:27.240 you up, that make your stomach. Yes, you need a 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:30.480 lot of it, motherfucker. Give her up A t G. Tristan, 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:36.599 y'all listen, gentlemen, Tristan d G TJ TJ t G 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:44.160 t G t t G. Are you the person responsible 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:49.520 for Mike losing all the thanksgivings? Still have my stomach? 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:53.600 That he put that thing on her air first, she 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:59.439 went to, h let's go, they're gonna help us put 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:07.040 the thing here. Here we go, Thanks Brandon, Thank you. Yes, weights, 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.559 I didn't lose weight, n I lost and I found 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:15.120 it yesterday. But I lost some stomach though, so I drank. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:19.679 I drank her. In fact, she was here at one 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.000 of my parties and then she made me the tea. 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:26.520 I drank it, and she said, Mike, whatever you do, 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:29.559 I hope you have no plans for the next eight hours. 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:32.679 Holy crap. No, she said, no, not next eight hours, 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:35.120 and she said eight hours from now. I hope you 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:39.400 have no plans. Why, nigger, I was, I mean I 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:42.880 should have for like I should have every hour after 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:45.959 eight hours. Holy crap. That explains when the girl asked 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.719 about where's your toilet paper? There's no toilet paper in 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:54.320 your It was all gone. Yes, I should have just 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.439 kept So that's the t. Tell us about your t 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:59.719 T again to anything else. Tell us about this tea? 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:01.640 How how did you you know? What? What do you 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.440 have to do with it? Did you create his ingredients yourself? 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.440 What is the purpose of his teeth? Because we want 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:17.360 to know. Okay, so thank you for teaching. She's from Ethiopia, right, 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:21.240 I'm from Ethiopia too. You know I live in Ethiopian La. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:26.480 You live Ethiopia town. Okay, Yeah, I'm from Ethiopia. Yeah. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:30.400 So I I came up this during the quarantine and 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.800 then because I was drinking this league and then my 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:36.080 friend asked it, like how you don't get away? You've 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.600 been cooking and actually I make a lot of food 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:42.480 for you to do. So they were like cooking and 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:44.800 you don't get away out and I've been drinking this 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:49.120 classy thing and then like can you said, oh, so 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.160 I can make you know, funny out of this. So 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:54.840 I saw putting the form left to get it and 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:57.360 so you know, making it. I would say it was 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:14.000 for Wow, how is it coming in? Long? So it's 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.320 a fisher. When I talk about my Patreon pages now 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:20.680 live my weekly titty Tuesday and talking Thursdays moving exclusively 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:23.680 to Patreon, where they will no longer be sensor by 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:26.880 the social media companies. I would also be sharing Dalli 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:31.840 updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon. 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:39.160 Your mother suckers um the t okay. So I drank 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:44.000 the tea eight hours later, yea, my stomach started talking 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:47.240 to me. Holy crap, my stomach was speaking in tongues. 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:51.240 And I haven't been to church in a very long time. Wow, 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.280 I don't know what's the lord or the devil was 0:15:53.320 --> 0:16:01.480 in my ass, But I should have things I didn't 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.840 know I had in my stomach. Only crush it that 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:08.440 thanks Giving food from last year. Motherfucker oh ship, that's 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:13.480 very bad. That means chick the turkey legs and turkey 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:19.440 foot nails, fucking fish eyes, chicken foot, cow's tongue. Everything 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:22.920 I ate last year can write out, you know. But 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:26.360 I think I shop about total of three times, maybe 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:31.480 every five minutes, just like you know, whatever you do 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:35.160 inside your calling. I mean, even if it's Chinese food 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:40.400 or like whatever food. Just because we eat a lot 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:43.200 of especially African. I mean, you can take me out 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.080 of Africa, but you cannot take Africa out of me. 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:49.000 So I always find a way to eat my African 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:50.680 food and it's like a lot of rise. And we 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:54.040 like a lot of heavy stuff. Food. Food is very heavy. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.520 So we need something like that to like go on 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.360 there and just it's like you pull a bleach on 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:02.200 dirt and go then I just killed the break it down, 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:06.600 come out your ass easily. Wow. I need a tea 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:10.560 like that. I want to lose ten pounds. In fact, 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:13.080 next time you actualentally get a girl pregnant, will drink 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:15.560 that tea. I bet you will have the baby will 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:19.200 come out come out right away. Holy crap. That's better 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.840 than Plan B. My God, God forgive us for that. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:26.720 We should change that. Now it's pretty good. So now 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.159 I did it one time. I mean to get my 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:32.520 stomach totally down. That should not do this like once 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:35.760 a week for like a month, like what what should 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:41.760 I do? Days? And then? Because do it every seven, 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:47.040 ten days straight four hours because it has appetized super 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:55.640 supertense public school. Yeah that done, like you all eat 0:17:55.680 --> 0:18:02.879 too much? Because so it has to that's what. So 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:08.800 do it every day for seven like this. Well, I'm probably, 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:10.600 but I just want to lose my stomach. I hope 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:12.440 I don't start losing everything. I'm gonna turn a lot 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:18.080 of cute crackhead. Does it make your face smaller? No, 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:24.320 it just ain't worried about yourself. Ch why don't you try? 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:28.000 You look? Oh does it work for erectile dysfunction? I 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:36.960 need it? Oh? It makes me with spurn back. No, no, 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:41.399 it's probably strong enough. It would kill all that stuff 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:47.920 that's stopping your dick from getting hard because it's tired. Shi. Yeah, 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:52.040 you know what. That's gonna make me single and my 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:54.240 whole family will leave me. This is how it makes 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:57.280 you dig bigger. It makes a stomach go in there 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:00.080 with your girl, can see your dick motherfucker fucking you, 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:07.920 Michael Blackson. Actually, you're right. That's stomach against your dicks 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:12.840 is eighteen motherfucker No motsakle. I looked at it last week. Yeah, 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:17.400 the table were saying hello to me, jenness baby too 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:24.280 coming up because you have I don't have that. See 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:31.400 my dick. I can see having my balls. That's good. 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:34.320 Try that all right? So you give us a website 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:42.200 for the team that it drink dot com TG and like, oh, yeah, 0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:45.920 you're right, so you can just you know, off, it's 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:48.040 like the website there and you can just go there 0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:51.760 and you know you can purchase what so t G. 0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:56.840 The man was that he was no, because you know 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:59.440 where we come up some of my friend because I 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:03.159 you know, you know, you called me some jobs and 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:06.520 stuff like that's looking around right. They say why don't 0:20:06.520 --> 0:20:13.800 you call yourself? And I was like, when I create 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:17.120 my team, I like the name, so maybe just give 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:20.399 it the name. So that's cute. That's a great idea. 0:20:20.880 --> 0:20:22.400 So if he had a tea, we're gonna we would 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:25.399 call your tea. I'm gonna call it Chinese best friend 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:33.200 because diarrhea is your best friend. There will be a 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:37.639 slogan yeah, no, no it was. I mean at first 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:40.399 I was nervous about taking it because I'm like I 0:20:40.440 --> 0:20:42.600 had a big party. The next day, I'm like, hold 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:44.680 this ship stops because I would hate to be like 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:49.640 excuse me, excuse me? M yeah, yeah, But now it worked. 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:51.040 I mean I'm gonna. I didn't know I had to 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:53.720 go seven days straight. God good, Well you have to 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:55.960 make sure you have nowhere to be for seven days? 0:20:56.320 --> 0:21:03.040 Oh my god. Like you have to shoot like every hour, 0:21:03.280 --> 0:21:05.919 Like if you don't have anything, you don't shop, that's it, okay, 0:21:06.119 --> 0:21:08.480 but whatever you that it will just take it out 0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:11.439 so that way, or you have air everything you just 0:21:11.480 --> 0:21:13.640 come out like as a far you could shoot here 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:17.960 you fashir basically you know ship. So what was the 0:21:17.960 --> 0:21:21.520 difference between this and like calling closet? I mean, you 0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:24.600 know sometimes like when whatever, because we eat a lot 0:21:24.640 --> 0:21:28.000 of food that's like have a kin cat right, So 0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:30.320 even though we call it like h we cook it 0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:32.359 at home stuff like speak the food that they shape 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:35.040 or everything has a spreak every that so you know, 0:21:35.080 --> 0:21:38.359 when you eat it, your stomach don't Sometimes it's hard 0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:40.800 to read off all the skin caps or stay there 0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:44.080 even you're you're like, shut what do you call it? 0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:49.080 Your ship? Okay, I'm gonna call the ship because I don't. 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:52.399 So that builds up into an inside you call it 0:21:52.480 --> 0:21:55.040 sometimes if you see your stomachs like, can't know me. 0:21:55.880 --> 0:21:59.560 So when you drink this this, it will just irritain it. 0:21:59.760 --> 0:22:02.240 Like and then if we take your college, so we'll 0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:07.280 take out everything we have inside totally. He does. That's 0:22:07.280 --> 0:22:11.160 when we don't. It does. Yeah, So it's like that's 0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:14.200 why you feel every because they say even in makehouse 0:22:14.240 --> 0:22:16.720 feels like we knew have when you are full of 0:22:16.760 --> 0:22:20.679 ship basically, yeah, that's when my girlfriend always tells me, 0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:26.600 you're full of ship. Can't you're gonna be full like that? 0:22:26.720 --> 0:22:30.200 So basically, actually would your brain everything you know, the 0:22:30.280 --> 0:22:32.520 world you plan to your body, it's like it has 0:22:33.000 --> 0:22:35.000 you know, when you're ruined and you don't get tired 0:22:35.119 --> 0:22:37.280 and stuff like that. That's a lot of people get tired. 0:22:37.359 --> 0:22:40.680 They're lazy and stuff like that. Sometimes they don't even 0:22:40.760 --> 0:22:43.720 know because they have a lot of and sometimes we 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:45.879 have a lot of stuff building your body. You start 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:49.080 to smell, right, people don't understand that, like, you know 0:22:49.160 --> 0:22:55.159 a lot of ship. When you're full of ship, you stink. Well, 0:22:55.240 --> 0:22:57.760 thanks for the tea, t thanks for the tea and 0:22:58.720 --> 0:23:02.320 the tea where Yeah we finally finally got some te um. 0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:07.200 All right, um ship you're gonna try something? Yeah, definitely, Michael, 0:23:07.200 --> 0:23:09.040 I want to lose a little bit of my stomach 0:23:11.720 --> 0:23:19.520 maybe yeah, you know, lady, Yeah, I can't get inside Jack. 0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:24.119 Do you have a man? No? I don't. Every man 0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:27.200 seeing me, I'm like, oh, there than you. So I'm like, 0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:33.840 how Mike has to keep saying God because ugly men 0:23:34.000 --> 0:23:38.160 have good hearts? What makes you say that? In Michael Blackson, 0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:41.720 I have a good heart. Yeah, you do have a 0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:43.720 good heart. Ugly man have a good heart. That's why 0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:46.560 I said, ugly guys your way. You're trying to find 0:23:46.600 --> 0:23:49.440 these cute guys. You guys got too many bitches. A 0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:52.399 lot of cute men don't have money. Ugly man are 0:23:52.480 --> 0:24:00.920 in style. Ugly is a new cute Yeah. Plus like man, 0:24:01.000 --> 0:24:03.440 I mean sometimes it's like I'm near a lot of 0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:05.879 guys seeing in there. Okay, the things it's more about 0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:09.600 ugly or I'm more like if we be serious, like 0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:13.359 I'm more like into a guy who has hay on 0:24:13.480 --> 0:24:18.240 his shoulder, you know what I mean? Ahead shoulder, but 0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:20.640 she's like, hey, like you hate he has a head 0:24:20.680 --> 0:24:22.639 on his shoulder. I mean, I hope every man has 0:24:22.680 --> 0:24:24.560 a head on his shoulder, but go ahead. It's not 0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:27.159 like the ones that you see from outside. I mean 0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:30.760 from that it's like so and so, you know some 0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:33.240 of them their phones are lobe is in the back 0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:40.240 the front, meaning like your brains are in the back. 0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:45.720 That's called this less it right, Yeah, so that's kind 0:24:45.760 --> 0:24:50.040 of vibele but like that it's me. But what I 0:24:50.080 --> 0:24:53.320 mean is like a lot of men don't. Especially it's 0:24:53.400 --> 0:24:55.320 kind of hard today if you hear a lot of 0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:58.760 women's from playing oh l a dating and stuff like that. 0:24:59.400 --> 0:25:02.480 It's kind of far to be people where people like 0:25:03.119 --> 0:25:06.200 like you or you know some of the people because 0:25:06.280 --> 0:25:10.200 everybody's from the woman to the man's everybody's living a 0:25:10.359 --> 0:25:13.040 fake life basically. You know, it's a way you may 0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:15.600 a man will take like I'm gonna producer, I'm wrapper. 0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:18.879 I'm like, oh, he's like, I'm fully man, are you 0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:22.240