WEBVTT - MFM Minisode 483

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome to my favorite murder the miniss Right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my line, I can say it, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Got it, I did fine, you did it. I'm proud

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<v Speaker 2>of you line.

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<v Speaker 3>Then the minisod and it's a very special minisod. We've

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<v Speaker 3>just announced that we are bringing the wonderful podcast Disgraceland

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<v Speaker 3>onto the Exactly Right Network.

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<v Speaker 1>We are so excited. Jake Brennan is finally here, joining

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<v Speaker 1>our Marvel universe with us. That's right, and Disgraceland and

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood Land to amazing podcasts. Most of you probably have

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<v Speaker 1>listened to them. They've been around forever. They're amazing. But

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<v Speaker 1>now they're here with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Jake's here with us.

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<v Speaker 1>We're so excited.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're going to read you some hometowns that have

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<v Speaker 3>to do with like the music world, just to kind

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<v Speaker 3>of give it the little homage to Disgraceland.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it Disgraceland is about musicians behaving badly in criminal ways,

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<v Speaker 1>and Hollywood Land of courses about celebrities doing the same.

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<v Speaker 1>So we picked some stories to reference that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you want to go first, sure, Okay, We're starting

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<v Speaker 3>off strong with a hardcore true crime story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hello, Murderino Sisters.

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<v Speaker 3>Here it is taking all of our willpower not to

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<v Speaker 3>fangirl over the mere thought of you reading our email,

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<v Speaker 3>So we.

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<v Speaker 2>Will try our hardest to cut to the chase.

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<v Speaker 3>Our sister got married this summer in our hometown of Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine a year filled with the flurry of bridesmaiding events

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<v Speaker 3>and group texting leading up to our sister's big day. Finally,

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<v Speaker 3>after a stunning wedding, it was party time. We were

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<v Speaker 3>excited that our sister hired a local celebrity named DJ

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<v Speaker 3>Freeze to host her reception. Think famous like every childhood

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<v Speaker 3>school carnival, every high school dance house, DJ to or

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<v Speaker 3>Grimy eighteen and up nightclubs famous. At the reception, the

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<v Speaker 3>bridal party toasts and the speeches drew on and on.

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<v Speaker 3>We snuck out to find the wedding coordinators and discussed

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<v Speaker 3>adding an hour to our venue contracts so we could

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<v Speaker 3>have more party time because the speeches went so long.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, nobody wants that so boring?

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares?

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody cares?

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about it privately, please.

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<v Speaker 3>We had to talk separately to our boy, DJ Freese

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<v Speaker 3>since he was on a separate contract. What I thought

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<v Speaker 3>started as a schmoozy, Hey, what would it take for

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<v Speaker 3>you to work an extra hour? Conversations soon went downhill.

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<v Speaker 3>DJ Freeze was dramatically offended by my cash offer and

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<v Speaker 3>threatened to tell the bride and groom. Luckily we were

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<v Speaker 3>able to save the day, but it turned into me

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<v Speaker 3>slapping too many hundred dollars bills into Freeze's hand and

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<v Speaker 3>telling him your music sucks like the immature adult I am. Luckily,

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<v Speaker 3>the party went off without a hitch, and our sister

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<v Speaker 3>never knew what a dB DJ Freeze was to us.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty six hours later, our phones illuminate to a flurry

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<v Speaker 3>of group texts. What could the bridesmaids possibly have left

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<v Speaker 3>to discuss? Well, apparently murder h that Monday morning. I

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<v Speaker 3>fucking remember this happening. Really that Monday morning. The headline

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<v Speaker 3>read cold case cracked. Suspect arrested in connection to nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>ninety two murder of Christi Mihrak rewind to Lancaster, Pennsylvania,

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<v Speaker 3>December nineteen ninety two. Christy Mihrack is a twenty four

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<v Speaker 3>year old elementary school teacher who lived in the apartments

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<v Speaker 3>about one point five miles from her childhood home in

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<v Speaker 3>the same complex. As many of our friends, she had

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<v Speaker 3>a classroom of students awaiting her arrival to school.

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<v Speaker 2>On that last day before the holiday.

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<v Speaker 3>Break, the school principal discovered her body as he visited

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<v Speaker 3>her apartment after many phone calls went unanswered.

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<v Speaker 1>She was twenty twenty four, so sad.

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<v Speaker 3>She had wrapped a book for each student as a

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas present, and the gifts were found scattered around the

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<v Speaker 3>room where her body was found. After thousands of tips

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<v Speaker 3>came in and interviews were conducted, the investigators were left

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<v Speaker 3>without any leads and ultimately the case went cold. Christie's

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<v Speaker 3>family continued to fight to keep her story in the

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<v Speaker 3>forefront of our community. They used to have billboards along

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<v Speaker 3>the freeway begging our community to continue to come with

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<v Speaker 3>any leads. Then, in May twenty eighteen, twenty five years later,

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<v Speaker 3>the case was cracked wide open thanks to our new

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<v Speaker 3>favorite crime solving method, ancestry DNA oh Wow. This break

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<v Speaker 3>came less than two months after the Golden State killer

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<v Speaker 3>conviction using ancestry DNA, and it is our understanding that

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<v Speaker 3>at this time this was only the second case in

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<v Speaker 3>the United States that has been solved.

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<v Speaker 2>Using this method.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Within only two days of receiving those ancestry DNA results

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<v Speaker 3>and conducting interviews in Lancaster, investigators were able to locate

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<v Speaker 3>their only suspect, now forty nine year old Raymond Row

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<v Speaker 3>aka DJ Freeze. Once Raymond Row was identified as her

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<v Speaker 3>suspect in May twenty eighteen, undercover agents surveiled him almost

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<v Speaker 3>immediately at an elementary school carnival in Lancaster where he

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<v Speaker 3>was working a DJ gig. The agents were covered chewing

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<v Speaker 3>gum and a water bottle that Raymond Row had discarded

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<v Speaker 3>in the trash. DNA tests on these items soon proved

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<v Speaker 3>that he, in fact was a match to the mystery

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<v Speaker 3>DNA found on in and under Christie Merak's body twenty

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<v Speaker 3>five years before.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>This break in the case emerged for the investigators just

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<v Speaker 3>hours before Raymond Row showed up to DJ our sister's wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>No wait, did he know?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so that was like the cops knew, but he

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't been Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I think after Raymond Roe was arrested less than

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<v Speaker 3>two days after the wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, he would have known.

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<v Speaker 3>It has not been determined if or how Raymond Row

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<v Speaker 3>knew Christy Mehrak before murdering her. He lived in the

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<v Speaker 3>same town, just miles from the crime scene for more

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<v Speaker 3>years following the murder than Christy Mehrak lived her life

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<v Speaker 3>in its entirety.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that the creepy thing, Like same thing with the

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<v Speaker 1>Golden State Killer, where they just sit in their own

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood and just their living regular life.

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<v Speaker 2>It's baffling.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so upsetting, and it's so like, yeah, I'm fair

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<v Speaker 1>hiding and plant siet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Police arrested him at his home without incident and he

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<v Speaker 3>is currently being held without bond in the Lancaster County Jail.

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<v Speaker 3>Well he awaits trial SSDGMAA.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>And so this email was actually sent in October twenty six,

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<v Speaker 3>twenty eighteen. Oh so a long time ago. Yeah, some updates.

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<v Speaker 3>The story is still unfolding. But Raymond Rowe DJ Freeze

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<v Speaker 3>pleaded guilty in January twenty nineteen, but less than a

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<v Speaker 3>year later he began appealing his conviction. And this is

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<v Speaker 3>from Lancaster Online. Rote testified at an August twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 3>one hearing that he and Marrak had a secret relationship

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<v Speaker 3>and the day she was killed, he said they had

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<v Speaker 3>consensual sex and she was alive when he left the townhouse.

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<v Speaker 2>And so he's appealing his.

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<v Speaker 3>Latest loss in a bid to have DNA testing done

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<v Speaker 3>on other items at the scene.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's the update.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, slowly but surely you're going to convert me to

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<v Speaker 1>liking cold cases, because when you start an email like

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<v Speaker 1>that and people start telling that story where it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>please tell me that they found it, Please tell me

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<v Speaker 1>that it's over.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, and there was like less than nothing as

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<v Speaker 3>far as evidence goes back, you know that they had

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<v Speaker 3>as he wasn't a suspect. I don't think he was

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<v Speaker 3>just nobody in her life. Yeah, so the fact that

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<v Speaker 3>they found him is just purely because of DNA and

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<v Speaker 3>investigative research.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the cold case heam.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is also you know, true crimey, but definitely

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<v Speaker 1>a different direction. The subject line of this email is

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<v Speaker 1>I almost got fired for refusing to serve R Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the it's a great email that has

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of interesting tidbits in it. But also Jake

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<v Speaker 1>covered R Kelly on Disgraceland his episode one seventy nine

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<v Speaker 1>June of twenty twenty four, and the title is R

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Superstars Super predators and a twenty year reign of

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<v Speaker 1>sexual terror. Wow. So if you have not heard Disgraceland's

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<v Speaker 1>coverage of the R. Kelly You Know journey, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we could call it episode one seventy nine. Go listen

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<v Speaker 1>to that. It's episode one seventy nine. So this email starts, Hello, all,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been in the fire. I'm dining service industry for

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<v Speaker 1>almost sixteen years. Naturally, many celebrities have dined at establishments

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<v Speaker 1>that I've worked at. I won't name names, but just

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<v Speaker 1>note that Patty Smith is a sweetheart and just to

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<v Speaker 1>now double plow, just Gracelind has an episode that's all

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<v Speaker 1>about Patty Smith. It came out April seventh, so you

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<v Speaker 1>can go listen to it now. Wow, he does it all. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So back in July of twenty nineteen, I was working

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<v Speaker 1>in the Gold Coast of Chicago in what they call

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<v Speaker 1>the Viagra Triangle, which is essentially where rich old men

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<v Speaker 1>bring their mistress out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, gross shower.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bleach bath. Please. So it says R. Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>and his group of lawyers came in to dine in

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<v Speaker 1>my section. His bodyguard or manager had overheard the conversation

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<v Speaker 1>I had with a matre D about my refusal to

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<v Speaker 1>wait on a fucking predator and blue up on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>He said something along the line of everybody's got to eat,

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<v Speaker 1>to which I replied, if I ran a bodega, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't sell him ramen noodles. Let's not bring Rochmond middles

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<v Speaker 1>in it, and they're just as good as any fucking

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<v Speaker 1>steak and bodegas. The matre d told me to go

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<v Speaker 1>outside and cool off. What a classic matre D move.

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<v Speaker 2>Go cool off?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how about you, coola, Needless to say, Yet another

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<v Speaker 1>employee serve the table. Also in my section was a

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<v Speaker 1>group of men who had repeatedly asked to take pictures

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<v Speaker 1>with him. The undistinguished mister Kelly refused photos due to

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<v Speaker 1>bad press at the time, but instead decided to pick

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<v Speaker 1>up their check because he knew I was their waiter

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<v Speaker 1>and it would be an excuse for me to approach

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<v Speaker 1>him again after the scene that was made earlier. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I handed him the check to sign, which he did,

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<v Speaker 1>but he had written a zero on the tip line.

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<v Speaker 1>I opened the book, holding the check in front of him,

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<v Speaker 1>saw that he had stiffed me, laughed and said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds about right, and walked away. His entourage complained

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<v Speaker 1>to management about my behavior to a point where I

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<v Speaker 1>was almost fired, and they waited outside the restaurant and

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<v Speaker 1>followed me to the train, calling me multiple derogatory terms

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<v Speaker 1>the pinnacle of class. Though I no longer work at

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<v Speaker 1>this establishment, and I highly doubt he listens to your

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<v Speaker 1>show in prison, I relish the fact that this story

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<v Speaker 1>helped me have a dialogue with my wonderful girlfriend I

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<v Speaker 1>met only a few days before. This incident drew us

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<v Speaker 1>closer together. She introduced me to your show, and when

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<v Speaker 1>we go on road trips, one of us always ask

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<v Speaker 1>the question, you want to listen to the girls? Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you both for all you do, stay sexy, and please

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<v Speaker 1>remember that tipping twenty percent is bare minimum. Yes, sincerely, Hayden.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Hayden, Hayden.

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<v Speaker 1>Standing up fighting the good fight all alone.

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<v Speaker 3>Appreciate you. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, twenty two percent is

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<v Speaker 3>my minimum now.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, Yet, Also, the excuse everyone's got to

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<v Speaker 1>eat is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, seriously, I have one more? Where are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Two?

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<v Speaker 2>More?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No? No, I sorry, I was not going anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I just tell you to see what I was doing.

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<v Speaker 2>David Bowie's a rest story in Rochester, New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Oo.

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<v Speaker 3>And so David Bowie was covered in disgrace Land on

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<v Speaker 3>episode seventy one.

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<v Speaker 2>So check that out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called David Bowie, the Occult, Cocaine, Orgi's arrests, exorcism,

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<v Speaker 3>a weird flirtation with fascism, and a dead body. That's

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<v Speaker 3>the Disgraceline episode.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good. Yeah, I listened to that whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>and it's great.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know David Bowie's mugshot, right, you've seen that everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>He was only snorting cocaine and eating red peppers at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, like that was his diet, that was his thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, Georgia and Karen, I'm originally from India, but I've

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<v Speaker 3>been living in Rochester, New York for four years now.

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<v Speaker 3>What a weird switch to go from India to Rochester,

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<v Speaker 3>New Upstate New York.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit chillier, I would say, in upstate remark.

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<v Speaker 3>The city has a lot of history, home of Susan B. Anthony,

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<v Speaker 3>Frederick Douglass began publishing the north Star newspaper here, and

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<v Speaker 3>of course George Eastman but after the demise of Kodak,

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<v Speaker 3>nothing exciting has really happened here today.

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking through a local.

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<v Speaker 3>Boutique I want to say, Bouquet so bad and found

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<v Speaker 3>a wallprint of David Bowie's mugshot dated March twenty fifth,

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen seventy six.

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<v Speaker 2>Had to google the backstory.

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<v Speaker 3>Back in the day, famous people held concerts here must

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<v Speaker 3>be nice. Bowie performed at the Community War Memorial and

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<v Speaker 3>headed back to his hotel room for general merriment. With

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<v Speaker 3>him was his bodyguard, Iggy Pop, and three girls, one

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<v Speaker 3>of whom was a local he had taken a fancy

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<v Speaker 3>to during the concert.

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<v Speaker 2>Iggy Pop and David Bowie together, We're just.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to go hang out at the at the Higott.

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<v Speaker 2>Zero percent body fat. Let's just do so much cocaine.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred percent cocaine, zero percent body fat, so many

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<v Speaker 1>red peppers.

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<v Speaker 3>As they were hanging out, three police officers showed up

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<v Speaker 3>at the door. Bowie opened the door and was instantly

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<v Speaker 3>knocked backwards by the officers trying to get in. The

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<v Speaker 3>entire party was busted for possession of half a pound

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<v Speaker 3>of marijuana. Turns out, two of the girls present at

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<v Speaker 3>the party were undercover, acting on a tip that they

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<v Speaker 3>would find cocaine in his hotel room, and police had

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<v Speaker 3>set up shop in the adjacent room, listening through the

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<v Speaker 3>wall using a stethoscope.

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<v Speaker 1>The fuck come on, Rochester, bring reggae please. We thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were good than that.

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<v Speaker 3>When one of the girls asked where she could score some,

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<v Speaker 3>which is entrapmentt for sure, it was reason enough for

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<v Speaker 3>them to barge in Guys Enjoy. Although no cocaine, there

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<v Speaker 3>was ample marijuana to make the arrest. Bowie and company

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<v Speaker 3>were held in Monroe County jail for a few hours,

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<v Speaker 3>but let go on a two thousand dollars bail each

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<v Speaker 3>so that he could drive on to his next concert location.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently Bowie was afraid of flying. After his American tour,

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<v Speaker 3>he went back to England on a boat. Oh shit anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>In May nineteen seventy six, the charges were dismissed after

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<v Speaker 3>a grand jury declined to indict Bowie because they're not

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<v Speaker 3>fucking narks. At the time of his initial hearing, a

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<v Speaker 3>reporter had asked you if he had any sour feelings

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<v Speaker 3>about returning to Rochester after the arrest, to which Bowie

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<v Speaker 3>had replied, certainly, not absolutely not, needless to say, he

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<v Speaker 3>never performed in Rochester again.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, stay sexy.

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<v Speaker 3>And only reveal your stash to the trusted sale pronounced sale,

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<v Speaker 3>she her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, such a good story. Yeah, I'm sure they

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<v Speaker 1>did that to anybody that coming through town for whose

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<v Speaker 1>hair was like longer than her chin, who.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like a feminine man. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that crazy, those crazy rock and roll boys. I

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<v Speaker 1>told you that. My dad and I one holiday break,

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<v Speaker 1>we're watching the Bowie documentary and I just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>flipped it on and left it there, and he he

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<v Speaker 1>was flipping around. He left it there, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, he's not turning it, so I was just

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<v Speaker 1>staying quiet and watching it with him. And he watched

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<v Speaker 1>it for like a half an hour, through all these

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<v Speaker 1>crazy stories and performances, and then he in one shot

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<v Speaker 1>he's walking on stage barefoot, and my dad goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's barefoot and changes the channel. That's what gets him off.

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<v Speaker 2>The bar foot was barefoot to live it.

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<v Speaker 1>Too far, dropping acid, dressing like a spider from Mars,

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<v Speaker 1>none of it. It's all fine with Jim.

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<v Speaker 2>He can't he just can't tolerate bare feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh look at this, I mean I think it's gross,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're on board. Okay, Well, now that we're in

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<v Speaker 1>true rock and roll worlds and I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>read to the subject line, and I'll tell you about

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<v Speaker 1>the disgrace lined episode that this connects to a can't

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<v Speaker 1>This just starts. When I was a very punk rock

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<v Speaker 1>teenager in Boston in the late nineties, I worked at

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<v Speaker 1>a fancy punk goth clothing store on Newberry Street. We

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<v Speaker 1>worked on commission, and whoever greeted the customer first was

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<v Speaker 1>their salesperson throughout and got the sale. One day, the

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<v Speaker 1>store was empty on a Friday afternoon, and this middle

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<v Speaker 1>aged couple came in. They weren't in my section, but

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<v Speaker 1>after fifteen minutes, no one had gone to help, and

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<v Speaker 1>the man was holding a bunch of pants to try on.

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<v Speaker 1>I went over and introduced myself and offered to start

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<v Speaker 1>a room for him. He had a British accent, and

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<v Speaker 1>he told me his band was playing in town that

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<v Speaker 1>night and he was looking for clothes to wear on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a lot of musicians, so I didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>react or ask any follow up questions. Instead, I just

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<v Speaker 1>started offering him more pants. I remember specifically complimenting him

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<v Speaker 1>on his Diamond Star earing. He shopped with me for

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<v Speaker 1>about thirty minutes and then went to the dressing room,

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<v Speaker 1>where I explained that we had a three item per

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<v Speaker 1>room limit. Who was it? Okay, but I would stand

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<v Speaker 1>outside the and just swap things out with him. His

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<v Speaker 1>wife and he both laughed and said, you think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna run off with something? He said, you think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna run off with something in a joking manner. I responded,

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<v Speaker 1>also in a jokey way. You never know. So I

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<v Speaker 1>stood there as he tried on pants and opened the

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<v Speaker 1>door to hand them back out and get new ones.

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<v Speaker 1>After he bought about five hundred dollars worth of stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and they left, My manager came over with the sales

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<v Speaker 1>receipt and said, dumbfounded, do you know who that was? Got? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>some guy whose band's playing tonight, I answered uncertainly. He

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<v Speaker 1>then showed me the signature, very clearly written, Ringo Star.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the Beatles was gonna shoplift some pants from

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<v Speaker 1>their store.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, go on, I just don't speaking. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I could not have been more embarrassed, but I hope

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<v Speaker 1>he enjoyed not being recognized and being treated like everyone

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<v Speaker 1>else got it, Actually.

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking doubt it. You're a beetle.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, but maybe for that very reason, Like since ever

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<v Speaker 1>since he was twenty eight years old, Yeah, no one's

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<v Speaker 1>treated ever treated him like that, I bet, unless they're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Or was he like, oh no, I've lost it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, solastened because it wasn't the Beatles.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe the Traveling Wilbury's there you go. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it just assigned Erica and then it says ps his boxers.

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<v Speaker 2>Was what he saw his boxers.

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<v Speaker 1>PS's boxers were white with a blue pinstripe, and he

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<v Speaker 1>and his wife were both incredibly nice. You just gave

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<v Speaker 1>away at the most secret piece of information you possibly could,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, but they're such lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>People, that Ringo star Wars boxers. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>But like I feel like the nineties, if it was

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<v Speaker 3>someone like you didn't really know in a band and

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<v Speaker 3>a big band, but ring Ghosts, I feel like everyone

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<v Speaker 3>recognized from ghostar back then.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you'd think so, but maybe that she was

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<v Speaker 1>punk rock. That's what she was, punk rock, and like

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<v Speaker 1>our generation would maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>We're the cutoff. Wow, that was so entertaining.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you want to hear more about Ringo Star,

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<v Speaker 1>go to episode one to eleven of Disgraceland, because that

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<v Speaker 1>episode is called Ringo Star busted by Mexican Federales, threatened

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<v Speaker 1>by French Canadian separatists, and the King of Feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Anywhere Boxers and white box boxers over bies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's our addition to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this one is about Taylor Swift, who was covered

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<v Speaker 3>in Disgraceland on episode ninety three. Hey KG, thank you

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<v Speaker 3>for being my ear drum besties these past eight years

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<v Speaker 3>and counting. In twenty ten, I was in a college

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<v Speaker 3>a cappella group called the UCSD Tritones Tritones.

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<v Speaker 2>The name is a musical pun on.

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<v Speaker 3>Our mascot, King Triton, Oh Tritones Perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>One casual day about cash was a serious day?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this uc San Diego U No, Yeah, SD CSD

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah India the Tritons. I want to see that mascot.

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<v Speaker 2>One casual day.

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<v Speaker 3>About halfway through the school year, we receive an email

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<v Speaker 3>from someone claiming to be the business manager of none

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<v Speaker 3>other than Taylor Swift. They asked if we were interested

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<v Speaker 3>in being backup singers for Taylor's upcoming performance at the

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<v Speaker 3>American Country Music Awards, but it was a secret act

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<v Speaker 3>since we the choir would not be revealed until the

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<v Speaker 3>end of the song for dramatic effect. We all thought, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 3>there was no way this email slash opportunity was legit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it totally was.

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<v Speaker 3>Turns out they were looking for singers around her age

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<v Speaker 3>and they found us via video we posted to YouTube

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<v Speaker 3>singing a te Swift cover of You Belong with Me?

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty sure? Is that the same song from the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>first one? Different song? Damn it? That would have been cool,

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 3>The video was terrible quality by twenty twenty four standards

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<v Speaker 3>and was taken in a poorly lit lecture hall, but

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<v Speaker 3>it did the trick in helping us get discovered.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it did.

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<v Speaker 3>A few months later, in April, we a random collection

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<v Speaker 3>of college kids, had the gig of a lifetime at

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<v Speaker 3>the forty fifth Acmas in Last Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>We did our best.

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<v Speaker 3>To keep it from our friends and family, who mostly

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<v Speaker 3>found out from watching us on national cable TV. Says

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<v Speaker 3>Hello twenty ten so cool. I will say, Taylor is

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<v Speaker 3>truly a class act. We had to record the bas

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<v Speaker 3>track on Easter weekend due to limited studio availability, she

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<v Speaker 3>took the time out of her holiday to call in

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<v Speaker 3>from Nashville to say hi and personally thank us for

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<v Speaker 3>our time.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that is classy beyond belief. There's so many

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<v Speaker 1>celebrities and people who let everybody else do work like that, right.

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<v Speaker 2>And like you're lucky to be working with me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No. Then after the performance, she did her best to

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<v Speaker 3>give as many of us individual hugs before being whisked

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<v Speaker 3>away by her security team.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder how many people are in that choir.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably a lot, just like it's a choir.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. We also got hugs from her super sweet mom,

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<v Speaker 3>who at the time said she'd never missed one of

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<v Speaker 3>her daughter's performances to date. And then that emoji that's

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<v Speaker 3>about to start crying the little you know. Oh, and

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<v Speaker 3>there were a ton of extra bonus lob sightings from

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<v Speaker 3>the night, including Reba, Carrie Underwood, Matthew McConaughey, Kristen Bell,

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<v Speaker 3>share An ll cool Jay who introduced us by name NBD.

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<v Speaker 2>For Trytones, the try Tone Ladies and Gentlemen. Fourteen years later.

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<v Speaker 3>This is still by far the coolest thing that has

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<v Speaker 3>happened to me, well up until the birth of my

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<v Speaker 3>baby Boy six weeks ago, Stay Sexy and Trust Sketchy

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<v Speaker 3>emails from people claiming to be business managers question Mark, Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I love that story, Chelsea, so exciting.

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<v Speaker 3>That did happen to me and ally with Food Network

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<v Speaker 3>in two thousand and nine, Hey, we likedre video on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to make more videos like fuck you creep?

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<v Speaker 2>It was Food Network, but.

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually Food Network, Fuck you creep? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>say the words fuck you creep?

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<v Speaker 2>No, just did respond I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it in an email fuck you great.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>That happened when I was, of course very young, and

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<v Speaker 1>I got a call on a Saturday, can you come

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<v Speaker 1>into audition for Seinfeld? And I immediately said fuck off,

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<v Speaker 1>whoever this is and hung up the phone. And they

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<v Speaker 1>called back and were like they were laughing, but they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we understand why you would do that, but it is

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<v Speaker 1>actually because they were calling me directly and normally that's

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<v Speaker 1>not how it went. And I couldn't stop laughing. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I had actually a very good audition for the

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<v Speaker 1>first word I said, but I got a laugh and

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<v Speaker 1>then distracted myself and then didn't remember the last of

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of my single. Line. But the good news

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<v Speaker 1>is it the character in the line didn't make it.

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<v Speaker 2>To the line. Give it to us now, like the

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<v Speaker 2>she could do.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how Lane danced weird. So we're back at

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<v Speaker 1>the same staff party where she's going to dance weird again,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am the cater waiter who comes up and

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<v Speaker 1>the line I got to laugh on because the first

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<v Speaker 1>thing was you're just offering people floutas floutas, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I went floutus and I did it with a fake accent,

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<v Speaker 1>and it got a laugh in a room that Jerry

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<v Speaker 1>Seinfeld and Larry David were in, and there was literally like,

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<v Speaker 1>to me, in my mind it was like thirty writers,

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<v Speaker 1>but I bet you it was ten. But it was

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<v Speaker 1>a huge Sirifel writer Seinfeld writer laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>And so then.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave it a nice pH and then the casting

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<v Speaker 1>dictor said, whatever the next line was, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a Lane's line, and then I was just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>blanked out because I was like, man, that was awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>I did it. Who was the line?

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<v Speaker 1>It was something like, remember, hey, remember the lady who

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<v Speaker 1>danced crazy last year, But I'm saying it to her

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<v Speaker 1>the whole.

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<v Speaker 3>Joke and never eaten a flower? Does it get I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't look at them. It gives me acid stomach

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<v Speaker 1>and holy shit, I know. So okay, here's my last one.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject line of these email is trash Grandma shushed

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<v Speaker 1>at noozies. So there's no Disgraceland episode connecting to this.

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<v Speaker 1>But talk about a punk rock Gramma. Okay, Hi, Karen

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<v Speaker 1>in Georgia. My Nan is the best kind of trash grandma.

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<v Speaker 1>She has always been sassy, independent and brutally honest growing up.

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<v Speaker 1>If we complained about being thirsty, she'd say, drink your

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<v Speaker 1>spit ew hungry, bite your tongue. These are my people.

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<v Speaker 1>She pulled out my first tooth with slightly rusty needle

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<v Speaker 1>nosed pliers. You get the picture. In around twenty twelve,

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<v Speaker 1>my family and I all went to see Newsies on Broadway.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember that musical? My poor Nan has always

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<v Speaker 1>had bad hearing, which caused issues when watching the show.

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<v Speaker 1>She couldn't hear anything that was happening, and she kept

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<v Speaker 1>loudly whispering to my sister, what did they say? And

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? And who is that? We kept telling

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<v Speaker 1>her that she was whispering too loudly, but that only

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<v Speaker 1>made things worse because then she would yell, what did

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<v Speaker 1>you say? Oh God, it was pointless to try to

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<v Speaker 1>get her to be quieter. And it must be really

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<v Speaker 1>hard to not be able to hear what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>around you, for sure. That's a nice little parenthetical of empathy.

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<v Speaker 1>At some point, people around us started to notice, including

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<v Speaker 1>the man in front of us who started shushing her.

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<v Speaker 1>He eventually got so frustrated that he turned around and yelled, please,

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<v Speaker 1>just please.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I want to rate this man, but I feel

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<v Speaker 3>for him.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was him when we went to see Hamilton,

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<v Speaker 1>a full family that was like, hey, do you ever

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<v Speaker 1>see it? Like full voice conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not okay, but like a little old lady.

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<v Speaker 1>A little old lady's different. But this was like every

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<v Speaker 1>member of the family, now, fuck you all making small

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<v Speaker 1>talk back there, And I did a full leaned forward

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<v Speaker 1>and turned my upper body like a horror movie as

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<v Speaker 1>a far around as I could, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>will you please stop talking?

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<v Speaker 2>And they say.

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<v Speaker 1>The father was like, I'm so sorry, and he got

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<v Speaker 1>them all together and they did. Only then do we

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<v Speaker 1>realize that the man who had been shushing my nan

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<v Speaker 1>was none other then star trek Legend. George to Kai, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't hurt George to Kai, No, please don't infuriate George.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, my trash grandmother just responded, excuse me, Who

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<v Speaker 1>the hell does he think he is? George to Kai,

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<v Speaker 1>that's who. That's what they wrote.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>My nan is ninety years old and has pretty aggressive

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<v Speaker 1>dimension now, but this story always reminds me of who

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<v Speaker 1>she is at her core, which is a blunt, hilarious,

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<v Speaker 1>badass woman who has lived a long and wonderful life.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay sexy and hug your grandparents if you still have them.

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<v Speaker 3>Grace, Oh my god, Gracie. There couldn't have been a

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<v Speaker 3>better person to like that, to surprise you with the

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<v Speaker 3>you're crying.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so it's like a sketch on TV, because George

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<v Speaker 1>Kakai is like the chillest, greatest, like lovely person, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and he you pissed him off. You know that he's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be funny like hello, like that whole character of Georgechicai,

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<v Speaker 1>and you pushed him to the brink. Newsy's, which is

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<v Speaker 1>the award winning Newsy, the winning news everybody loves, Everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>favorite I'm trying to listen to the newspaper musical Grandma.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that was a just Graceland.

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure you check that out, Hollywood Land to subscribe,

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<v Speaker 3>great review, all the good things that help so much.

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<v Speaker 1>We're so excited to have Jake Brennan on this network.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell us your your fucked up musician stories, whatever they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll start doing disgrace Land right out from under him.

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<v Speaker 1>Great idea, stay sexy and don't get murdered.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye, Elvis. Do you want a cookie?

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<v Speaker 3>Ah?

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