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Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather listen to this comedians? Would you rather

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Speaker 1: get a standing ovation from a very small crowd, or

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Speaker 1: would you rather get a mediocre reaction from a large audience?

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Speaker 2: Hey give you the state at oh were passing them standing? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was easy, hump.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather never be able to laugh again or

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Speaker 1: never be able to cry again?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Take this crime here? I'm crying enough?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, show yeah, I really ought to be just down

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Speaker 4: to just dust by now all right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather start in a long running sitcom? Or

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Speaker 1: would you rather only one blockbuster movie blockbuster movie? Start

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Speaker 1: in a long running sitcom or an only one blockbuster

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Speaker 1: movie long running sitcom?

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Speaker 2: That's that's that's overheard. If you want finances, you're getting

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Speaker 2: that long run.

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Speaker 3: It's sick call, okay. As opposed to one block buster movie, you.

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Speaker 2: Used to make all that much money.

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Speaker 4: No, don't in the block buster movie because you get

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Speaker 4: one block buster chick.

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Speaker 3: Would you rather eat a pumpkin?

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Speaker 1: Enter a pumpkin carving contest or a pumpkin pie eating contest?

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Speaker 3: You want to carve the pie.

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Speaker 2: Eat that pump that's called I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Eating that punk you don't like pumpkin pie.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't. I ain't never had no punkin pie.

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Speaker 2: I've had it. I don't like it because I like

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Speaker 2: sweet potato pie. And I'm not gonna judge that. Well.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that to the sweet potato I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to do it.

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Speaker 4: I tell you, I tell you one of the most

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Speaker 4: shocking things you'll ever experience in your life. What what

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Speaker 4: to bite into a slice of sweet potato pie and

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Speaker 4: find out that it's really punking, Pa, that's not the

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Speaker 4: same you be looking around. I remember, man, my first

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Speaker 4: Thanksgiving away from home. I was performing in West Palm Beach, Florida,

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Speaker 4: my first Thanksgiving ever away from home in my life,

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Speaker 4: never being at my mama's house for Thanksgiving. And when

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Speaker 4: I got through performing Its Palm Beach, I walked to

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Speaker 4: a Denny's so I could have a Thanksgiving dinner.

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Speaker 2: They had a big turkey dressing special.

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Speaker 4: That's when I discovered, really, really how white people make Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 2: They had turkey but everything else.

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Speaker 4: First of all, the dressing was stove top, had apples

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Speaker 4: in it, The gravy was light. The whimper haters was

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Speaker 4: in an ice cream ladle They just gave you one PLoP.

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Speaker 4: It was perfectly circled and it came with a slice

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Speaker 4: of punkin pie.

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Speaker 3: Hurry up.

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Speaker 4: I cried the whole time I was in GI just

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Speaker 4: tears running down.

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Speaker 3: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.