WEBVTT - Endless Honeymoon Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, I know you're always looking for a new

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<v Speaker 1>podcast to add to your list of your weekly listens.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you, guys enjoy our episodes with couples or

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<v Speaker 1>you just really enjoy our homemail portion, I think we

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<v Speaker 1>found a good show for you. Let me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>about a new podcast that is coming from two incredible

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<v Speaker 1>comedians who also happened to be married, Natasha La Garrow

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<v Speaker 1>and Masha Casher. Their new show, The Endless Honeymoon Podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>premieres on July and as a solid mix of stories

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<v Speaker 1>they share from their own marriage, which I can only

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<v Speaker 1>guess what kind of stories they have, funny game segments,

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<v Speaker 1>and hilarious conversations with callers in desperate need of love

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<v Speaker 1>and relationship advice. After listening to the clip we're about

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<v Speaker 1>to play, go click on the link in this episode

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<v Speaker 1>description or search for The Endless Honeymoon Podcast on Apple

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<v Speaker 1>Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows to

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<v Speaker 1>hear more from Natasha and Mosha and catch full episodes

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<v Speaker 1>airing every Monday. So this is something that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>can tune into after you're done listening to our home asses.

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<v Speaker 1>So again, check out this clip. Hope you enjoy and

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<v Speaker 1>check it out. Hey, I'm Natasha Jara and I'm Mosha Casher.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for letting us drop in on your feed. We

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<v Speaker 1>think you'll like our new show, The Endless Honeymoon Podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>a show where we talk about our own relationship, give

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<v Speaker 1>advice to callers, and here your most intimate secrets. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>a clip. I'm my secret is that I'm always supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to have two cats in my apartment, but I actually

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<v Speaker 1>have four and another lesbian Wait wait wait wait go back,

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<v Speaker 1>go back, play it again, Play it again. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>Hi'm my secret is that I'm always supposed to have

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<v Speaker 1>two cats in my apartment. You're like, boring, but I

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<v Speaker 1>actually have four and I did a porn. You know?

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<v Speaker 1>You know for sure she told the cat secret because

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<v Speaker 1>she was scared to tell the real secrets. She's like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>one naughty, naughty thing I've done is I have four cats.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that we can't keep talking to them. I

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<v Speaker 1>know I want to. I want to talk to him

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<v Speaker 1>so bad. Did a porn? What's? What is? What is?

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<v Speaker 1>What is? The more? Probably I'm trying to think if

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<v Speaker 1>I would have done one? What do you mean? I

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<v Speaker 1>just feel like I could have done that. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean tell me more? I don't know when I

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<v Speaker 1>first moved to l A if someone like someone could

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<v Speaker 1>have convinced me to do that? Really, I think so me,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe one, I don't know, maybe one,

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<v Speaker 1>just one with a woman maybe and four cats because

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<v Speaker 1>I had a woman convinced me to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>dominatrix thing with her. Oh you did one? Oh I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know that. I'm telling you my secret. What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I told you this? No, tell me the story. He So,

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<v Speaker 1>I went with a group of five girls and we

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<v Speaker 1>had to wear lingerie and then we had to tar

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<v Speaker 1>and feather a man in the wild West hills. He

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<v Speaker 1>wanted five girls Zoe like put like molasses on him

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<v Speaker 1>and then like stuck feathers, and then we all had

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<v Speaker 1>squirt guns and we were like squirting his asshole or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I did not know this. Sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>love this, and then scorting his asshole. I'm not great

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<v Speaker 1>with details, but I do remember something. You're not great

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<v Speaker 1>with details, but you may have been scorting his sometimes,

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<v Speaker 1>like certain things will like I'll remember, Oh, sometimes you'll

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<v Speaker 1>misremember certain events. Is that right what you're saying? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>like for example, the way that I act in conflict

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<v Speaker 1>with people, I don't mean to derail us at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to So was the guy like like horny,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what it was? He he was just he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be um humiliated. So I think what happens

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<v Speaker 1>is these guys are like really powerful in their lives

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<v Speaker 1>and then it turns him on his humiliation. Who was it,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't fucking know. She just told me I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred fifty dollars a hut. It was twenty years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>So was that he erect while you were doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that part. You remember spraying his asshole?

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<v Speaker 1>But not if you had a bump, No, Because he

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<v Speaker 1>was like there was five of us. He was like

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted like a gang bang, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>He wanted like a group amount Like he just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>like a group of girls in negligees to like hurl

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<v Speaker 1>insults at him and have been so good at that.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing, I was so good at it.

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<v Speaker 1>He called for a private He's like, can Mistress Juliet,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's what I said, my name, Can Mistress Juliet

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<v Speaker 1>come to my house and just me and her and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, now man, because it felt safe with all

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<v Speaker 1>those other girls. But I'm just saying I was very

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<v Speaker 1>open to things. That's pretty cool. I am very impressed. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I think that's cool. Alright, Mistress Juliet, you

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<v Speaker 1>might be poor and molasses on me tonight. Girl. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want to hear the rest, click the link in

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