WEBVTT - Episode 28: Tales From The Crypt 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:15.040 Hello and welcome to the second week of Spooktober. I 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:20.360 am one of your frightfully dead host Danny Fernandez, and 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:25.000 sitting across from me very much alive. How's it going 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:33.080 with anybody? Look, man can't leave anything dead anymore. People 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.400 people try and pick up the pick up the pieces 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:38.519 and do what they want to come into my cove. Yeah, 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:43.960 I changed my Twitter No, see, I I'd never have 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:45.800 done that and I never will. You did one of 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:49.239 the puns, Well, no, I changed changed it from if 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:50.839 He's not funny too, if you are to wait to 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:53.840 be better branding wise, and someone took if He's not 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:58.880 funny because while I had it, Timothy shallow May tweeted 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:01.240 at me. So someone took it and then was like 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.560 follow me Timmy. I was like, don't use my ow 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:07.399 I hate that. Yeah, you know it's happened to a 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:09.400 couple of our friends. Um, I thought you were going 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:12.680 to say you changed it to a spook tacular name 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:16.760 if he should google day See you did, and you're 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.479 making fun of me for being corny. Well I didn't 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:21.039 say you were corny. I didn't put all that on 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:23.080 you put your your posting that on me. I just said, 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:26.319 I'm very much alive. You know what, Actually people can't see, 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:29.400 but you're wearing a bald eagle wolf howling at the 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.560 moon shirt. So yeah, there's actually seven hidden wolves in 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:36.759 the shirt. Fun fat fun spook. It's very spooky. Yeah, 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:41.920 I love it. Yeah, we're wolf teen wolves. Okay, were 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.600 wolves are American. Always been like, I want to be 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:48.120 a werewolf, you know. Yeah. Um, we are joined here 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:53.240 with someone he has been patiently been okay with us. Uh. 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:56.680 We have stand up comedian and hore enthusiast Jen Saunderson, 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:01.160 Thanks for coming on. Yeah. When I asked for people 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:04.360 that were tales from the Crypt fans, you were tagged, 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:06.600 I think by a couple of people. Yeah. People know 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.520 that I love the horror movies. Like I host horror 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:12.720 movie events at my house, like horror Brunch, just have 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:17.040 comics come over and we'll eat brunch and just basically 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:20.799 Mystery Science Theater a bunch of horror movies. Yeah. Yeah. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:22.839 Do you watch some of the yeah, like the Mystery Sign. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.240 Do you watch some of those old black and white ones? 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:28.160 Oh yeah, yeah. Some of my favorite ones are like 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.480 from the forties, like Dead of Night, which is like 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:35.520 a horror anthology that's British and just absolutely terrifying at times, 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.919 funny at others. Yeah, I forgot we did one. I 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:40.440 don't know if you were there, Iffy, but I did 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.960 a Horror Night at HYPERPG, which is a Twitch channel, 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.640 and we were able to live stream it because we 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:48.400 used one of the fair Use ones, like a lot 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:50.480 of those old black and white ones they have, like 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:54.000 fair Use. Uh. Just a little little known fact there. 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:57.360 But what what was your first introduction to Tales from 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:59.079 the Crypt? Do you ever read any of the comics? 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.680 I did not read in any of the comics, but 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.840 I do remember one of my friends, like in I 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:07.919 guess in elementary school, like for a Slember party, her 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:13.000 parents had HBO like fancy oh yeah, yeah, like look 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:15.560 at you and we stayed up really late in the 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:18.000 living room just watching as much as we could because 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:20.160 we knew if any parents came down that would be 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:23.160 turned off immediately. That's so funny. We also had the 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:26.480 HBO package. I think we had skin a Max. Do 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.440 you remember that? Oh yeah, no, I was a big, 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:33.959 big practitioner. That was that was on the other part 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:38.320 of my U which Hunter Robin VHS you know, Yeah, yeah, 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:41.320 my brothers and I just used to religiously watch like 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:44.760 those movie channels. I don't know why my parents had them, 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:48.120 but uh yeah I remember. Also, you know, it would 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.480 be like ten pm eleven PM, and it would flip 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:55.720 over with softcore porn. Yeah, little known facts, Little known facts. Yeah. 0:03:55.880 --> 0:04:00.680 HBO just did away with their whole late night section, 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:05.600 so I guess you don't really need I mean yeah, Also, 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.040 they still have tons of tits and stuff on that 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:11.840 channel with Game of Thrones, so there's still there's still 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.800 a lot of nudity. Yeah, but I guess now it 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:16.880 kind of reminds me a playboy. It's like, well, you 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:23.440 can kind of get it anywhere no one's reading HBO. Yeah. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:27.120 So today we are covering Tales from the Crypt. Yeah, 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:30.160 if he would do you remember watching this show. I 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.440 remember catching bits and pieces of it, but I was 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.440 always afraid, just from the intro, from the jump, I 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.400 didn't even make it for but when he would pop out, 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:41.200 I would get your boy, and that was all I needed, 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:42.359 and I was like, all right, I can go to 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:45.920 sleep now. Yeah. Scar Tells from the Crypt is an 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:49.800 American horror anthology television series that ran from June tenth 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:54.200 of nine, a year after I was born. Uh June. 0:04:56.520 --> 0:05:00.279 I think it's also that Danny was born. I was 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:03.400 also born that year. There's a running tally that's going 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.000 to be made in this studio of how many times 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:07.560 if he has brought up that that's the year he 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:11.400 was born. You know, I just need people to know, 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:15.880 for the people at home, where where where were they 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:19.000 in their life when these things happen. Yeah, no, I 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:20.880 get it because sometimes people get on it's like you 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:22.480 didn't watch it when it came out. It was like, 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.960 no fool, I was one like chill Chill. I caught 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:30.159 the reruns. Sorry continue, Yeah, but it was on HBO 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:33.480 for seven seasons, with a total of ninety three episodes. 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:36.560 And the title is based on the EC comics, originally 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:40.880 educating comics, but then rebranded as Entertaining comics, because who 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:45.080 wants to read educating comics? Let's be seriously, that's I 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:47.680 wonder where it is on that tier, like tier one 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:50.599 is your mainstream like Marvel Image, and then I think 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:53.640 under that would probably be educating comics, and then under 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.640 that would be all those Christian comics they give up 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:59.600 for free at Christian Comics. Sorry, it was Christian comics 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:04.320 and educational history comics is what they made. What Yeah? Wow, 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.080 so never mind that is that is gonna be on 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:11.040 Tier three. I didn't realize because I host a mental 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:12.880 flaws and I didn't realize that they were a comic 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:14.680 because it was like, oh yeah, I used to read those, 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:18.119 um but yeah those in highlights you guys highlights yea, 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.760 it was my jam yeah goof is and gallant though. 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:23.040 They taught me everything I need to know about life. 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:27.039 Uh deep cut Yeah, oh yeah, big I I was. 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:30.520 I was a big goof g head. Uh. So the 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:33.440 show came from the Comics, which was an American bi 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:37.039 monthly horror comic anthology series published from nineteen fifty to 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:40.120 ninety five, producing twenty seven issues. So I didn't even 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:44.400 run I didn't run that long. Yeah. So, because the 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:48.000 TV show aired on HBO, a premium cable television network, 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.400 is one of the few anthology series to be allowed 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:54.479 to have basically full freedom for censorship. Yeah, and the 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.520 network standards and practices. I probably haven't seen like the 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:00.040 full action version because the ones I saw were of 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.320 reruns that came on late night on and those have 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.120 been edited. Yeah. Yeah, so I so I haven't actually 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.160 seen the full action. I'm gonna have to go back 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:11.480 and watch. I'll see those eighties titties, and you know, 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:15.120 there's something different about them. There's something, It's true. Yeah, 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.560 and the Bras are a little bit different. Um. Yeah, 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:21.160 so they had graphic violence, profanity, sexual activity, and nudity. 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:23.440 One of the episodes that I watched the other night, 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.720 Split Second, did have a lot of I don't know 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.280 if you remember that one, but it was like a 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:32.120 lumberjack situation. Um. Also, you know, going back and watching 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:35.040 them kind of problematic, you can definitely tell that they're written, 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:40.120 at least some of them, like by dudes. Because there 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.760 were like at least two or three episodes that had 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:46.160 the same theme, which was a woman gold digger essentially 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.840 um and her being like super promiscuous or just i 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:53.440 don't know, really shallow. And I was like, cool, cool, 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:55.640 this is this is great, which is just funny to 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.000 me because we covered the Twilight Zone and it is 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:01.360 so different Twilight Zone. I absolutely love and women are 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:04.600 usually pretty empowered in those and yeah, this one. I 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.760 think there's three separate episodes where a man gets a 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:11.200 love potion and it goes every time horribly around, usually 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:14.360 with a decaying corpse. Yeah, that doesn't sound so well. 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:17.960 It's funny because the heart of the show, I feel 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:20.600 like for Twilight Zone was also, you know, trying to 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.120 speak some truth to social issues, where you have a 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.800 show like Tales from the Crypt, which is more trying 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:29.200 to be spooky and edgy. Like yeah, especially when you 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:32.600 think in HBO, Like I I'd imagine that if Tales 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:35.079 from the Crypt was a network show, we probably would 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.600 be looking back at a completely different show. But I 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:40.200 imagine they're like, we can do what we want. Oh yeah, 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:43.480 I know, it's like Twilight Zones. Like Little Brother, Yeah, 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:47.640 like found its porn stash under his bed. So let's 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.880 talk a little bit about the main man, the crypt Keeper. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:55.080 So he first appeared in the comic um So. Although 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:59.680 EC's horror Stable consisted of three separate magazines, there wasn't 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.800 much that really distinguished them. I do remember there was 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.600 a witch, let me see, Yeah, the Old Witch, which 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:07.800 was the Haunt of Fear. She was actually inspired by 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:11.080 Old Nancy, the Witch of Salem, which was a host 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:14.440 of Alondo Dean Cole's radio series The Witch's Tale, which 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.120 aired from nineteen one to nineteen thirty eight. So she 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:20.640 was actually inspired by this old radio series. It's a 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:25.720 little known fact. Um you remember some of these I remember, Um, 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:29.040 if you go with radio series, I remember suspense, which 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:32.960 I absolutely loved, and some of the suspense episodes would 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.680 be used for Twilight Zone. Yeah yeah, and also some 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:40.560 of um yeah, a lot of Toilet Zone did. And 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:44.080 I'm sure Tales from the Crypto as well used uh 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.720 teleplays and stuff that they would actually buy them and 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:52.560 then adapt them and they adapted them into plays. Later 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:55.320 in the two thousands, I believe they started doing the 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.640 old radio format like in the two thousands. Um, so 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:02.400 there was the crypt Keeper or was the Vault Keeper? Uh? 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:05.480 He was the keeper of the Vault of Horror and 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:08.800 then again the old Witch. Yeah. So the crypt Keeper 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:11.240 was the primary host of Tales from the crypt who 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.880 was introduced to the public and crime Patrolled number fifteen, 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.760 and he continued with that magazine through its changes. Actually, 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.600 I have a little bit of him right here, so 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:24.680 we're gonna play a tiny bit of him real quick. Now, 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:29.280 that's what I I guess Liz was right. A good 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:33.160 man is hard to find, especially after he's been chopped 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:41.880 into so many pieces where kitties, I've got a little chopping, 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:45.960 did you of my own? It's reduced his best day. 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:50.440 He's always wanted final carat. Yeah, that is the voice 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:54.280 of John Cassier. He is American actor, voice actor, and 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:58.120 a comedian. So he little known fact about Cassier. He 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:02.480 first became known when he defeated Sinbad for Best Stand 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:07.120 Up Comic on Star Search. That yeah, isn't that crazy? 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:11.040 So he he actually beat out Michael Winslow in Charles 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:14.440 Flesher to become the voice of the crypt Keeper, and 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:16.840 then he went on to do a bunch of things. 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:21.679 He plays Raimundo on Rocket Power. Yeah. He also was 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.480 the voice of Buster Bunny. He took over for Charlie 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.480 Adler in the final season of Tinytoon Adventures. He's the 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:30.320 voice of Miko the Raccoon and Pocahonus. He's a voice 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.560 of Deadpool and X Men Legends to Rise of the Apocalypse. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:36.440 He's done a bunch of video games. He was in 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:40.160 various roles on the Amanda Bynes show that was on Nickelodeon, 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:42.920 So yeah, he's He's done a bunch of stuff. He 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.560 was also in Monsters University and the Secret Life of Pets. 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.400 So he's been around. Dude, he's still working. It sounds 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:50.920 like two so you know, it was crazy. But as 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:54.200 he passed at the comedy seller and the commie's good. 0:11:55.800 --> 0:12:00.680 There's some stuff I want to talk about that is 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.800 just so inside baseball bat. We'll just talk about it 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:08.440 after the cap. Yeah. So, so, each episode begins with 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:10.640 a tracking shot leading to the front door of the 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:14.240 crypt Keeper's mansion. Once inside, the camera pans down the 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:17.560 hallways and stairways and finally descended to the basement. That's 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.720 where the crypt Keeper pops out of his coffin like 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:22.079 if he was talking about and then little if he 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:25.800 would run away and go to bed. I really liked 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:29.080 him a lot. My husband, he says that the crypt 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:32.600 Keeper is his favorite stand up comedian. He's we heard 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:36.000 him use puns. Oh yeah, he was very funny. Yeah, 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:40.199 and it's just there is an episode where a mummy 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:43.520 in a two faced quote unquote freak I hate to 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.600 use the term. Uh. They get busy, and that's how 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:50.560 the crypt Keeper apparently what Yeah, that's how he gets 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:53.360 to be the crypt Keeper. That's how we get him. 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.400 I had no idea that's what happens when someone is 0:12:56.440 --> 0:13:00.160 forced to come up with an origin. Still, yeah, season too, 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:05.240 let's figure out how this guy got here this show, 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:07.480 you know, and we kind of touched on, you know, 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:11.040 Twilight Zone, kind of picking and choosing, like, oh, these 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.280 guys were these guys were big. But for the Tales 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:15.800 of the Crypt, it seems like they had a list 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:19.040 actors just backed to the brim because they had Patricia Arquette, 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:23.800 Dan Ackroyd, Hank Azaria, Sandra Bullock, Steve Jimmy, Daniel Craig, 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:27.640 Tim Curry, but he showed Del Toro, Eric Douglas, Kirk Douglas, 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:30.760 Corey Feldman, Brett. The list goes on, and it's funny 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.360 because you know, when you're hearing when this show was 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:36.000 out versus some of these names, it does seem like 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.120 some of them were at different points of their career, 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:40.640 like they caught some of them early. But it's it's 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:43.160 really cool to see just I don't know, it's kind 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:45.480 of cool looking back on shows and seeing like, oh 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.880 they did that, Like I feel like the last time 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:51.240 I kind of felt that similar energy was my buddy 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.920 was watching the Office and you're like, oh, yeah, Schmidt 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:59.120 came from there you had they J Krazinski, who is 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:03.440 now Jack Ryan now but there's an analyst yeah, and 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:09.839 the director of an amazing film, Quiet Place that was him, Yes, 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:13.240 and his wife that's crazy. I shouldn't know her name. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:16.920 And her wife Emily Blunt. Um, and she has her 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.360 own I mean she has a Kinsky is married to 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:25.160 Emily Button. If he looks how are you not? You 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:27.680 need to go upstairs to the Daily Zite guy's office 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:30.200 and read all of their They have so many um 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:33.160 what are they called? Like? Okay, no, but I was 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:35.320 going to call him their trash name or whatever, trash 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:39.480 mags um. But yeah, no, but I mean Krasinski married 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:47.760 up Emily Blunt. That's all, Okay, so I wanted to Yeah. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:50.680 So Tom Hanks was also on Tales with the crip 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:54.600 um meat Loaf, always getting to eat in that meat 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:59.800 loaf get like you know, meat love heels had a 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:03.200 good streaking acting because he was in Spiceworld two. Yeah, 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:07.480 oh my gosh. Yeah. We also had Katherine O'Hara, Brad 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:13.480 Pitt it looks good, Iggy Pop, Martin Sheen Brookshield slash, 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:18.560 John Stamos. Of course we did um Arnold Schwartzenegger, Twiggy, 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:21.880 Adam West, and Billy's in because how could you not, Yeah, 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.680 because he's in Demon Night. Yeah. They also had a 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:29.120 lot of famous directors or actors that were also directing some. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.040 They had Michael J. Fox, Tom Hanks also was directing, 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:36.160 Kyle McLaughlin and Arnold Schwartzenegger, and then they also had 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:40.120 Robert Zemeckis, Richard Donner. Yeah, they just they just it 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:43.920 was a lot. They freaking packed it. So I wanted 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:49.480 to go over some of the number one episodes. Um, 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.920 some of the ones that I polled were from a 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.800 bunch of different sites that kind of ranked them. But 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:57.880 before we do, gen, what are some of yours? I 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:01.360 guess Okay, yeah, my favorite a one, hands down because 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.760 when uh, when you invited me, I was like, what 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:06.040 is my favorite one? What do I remember? That scared 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:07.880 the crap out of me as a kid, And it 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:11.920 was definitely, um sorry, it was definitely only skin deep. 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.440 I don't know if you guys remember that one. It's 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:17.640 the one where this abusive boyfriend goes to a party. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:22.359 It's a Halloween party and he's um having an altercation 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:25.320 with his girlfriend and he goes our ex girlfriend. He 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:27.760 goes into the kitchen and he sees this woman and 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:31.200 she's wearing a white mask and kind of a latex outfit, 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:34.200 and he ends up going home with her and and 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:37.440 they decide masks on, like just you know what, an 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:41.400 an amenity, an anonymity. There we go masks on, I 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:43.200 don't want to know about you, you don't want to 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:46.280 know about me, and they just have a lot of 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:49.600 fun and any other channel you probably wanted to be 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:52.720 able to see most of that, and that surprisingly wasn't 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:54.880 any of the parts that I remembered. What I remembered 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:59.640 was that the mask was her face and he was 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.720 trying to take it off, and he was scratching her 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:06.359 skin off because that was like that white, creepy like 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:11.280 China doll style mask was her face, and she was 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:14.680 chopping off the faces of her ex lovers. And I 0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:17.200 had one of those like creepy tropes that you've seen 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.720 all the horror movies now where there's like one guy 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:22.280 and he's shaking violently like they do it in Jacob's 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:25.480 Ladder for like the first time, and he's just like ah, 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:28.840 And you see that in the episode, and it's just 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:31.440 fun to see, like those creepy horror tropes that were 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:35.119 so used to sing now being introduced slowly in the 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:38.119 eighties and early nineties. So she took him. So how 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:41.359 did they meet at the at the Halloween party? But 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:45.040 they weren't but they had masks on. Oh, and he 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:47.800 was like to take off everything but your mask exactly 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:49.600 so they wouldn't know. And then he was trying to 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:54.240 take her mask off. Well was that against the rules. Yeah, yeah, 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:56.640 he was just getting so angry. He's like, how do 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.800 you not want to be with me? And yeah, but 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:03.439 that was Yeah, that is pretty terrifying. Um, yeah, I 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:08.920 think any mask, yeah, not being a mask. Maybe you 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:13.639 don't want sex with creepys masks. Yeah, you know people 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:15.840 see eyes wide shutting and all of a sudden they're 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:20.080 trying to you know that life. That was okay, Like 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:24.600 who was like Fidelio, I'm in I definitely that that 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:27.280 is my gym. Like I remember, after seeing hackers, I 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:31.119 went to a hacker forum to try and learn to 0:18:31.160 --> 0:18:32.960 be a hacker, and I was like, oh, this is 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:36.600 probably how you get hacked. Just giving all your information. 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:39.760 The hackers will be like teach me please. Hackers trying 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:42.159 to be one of you guys, I was going to 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:46.280 say on this is According to screen Rant, their number 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:50.800 one episode is dig that Cat. He's real goal. Yeah, 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:54.320 oh my gosh, yeah yeah yeah. So that was season one, 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:57.440 episode three. It was directed by Richard Donner, who also 0:18:57.480 --> 0:19:02.280 did Superman and Lethal Weapons. Uh this is uh. The 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:06.040 synopsis is the Vagrant Ulric is invited by Dr email 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:10.880 Manfred to mant to participate in a medical experiment. In return, 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:14.800 he would receive his savings. Dr Manfred implants a group 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:16.919 I always love, like, I love this idea of like 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:19.400 a crazy scientist and being like, and you can get 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:22.080 all my money, you know, like that happens. I mean 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:23.480 I would love it. I'm sure there's a bunch of 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:25.360 kids out there with student loan, so like I will 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:28.159 do it. Um, that's actually what I think those medical 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:33.200 tests are that you see the you see ads for um. 0:19:33.359 --> 0:19:36.040 Dr Manfred implants a group of cells from a cat, 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:39.159 and Ulric is able to die nine times like what 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:43.320 is so specific? Ulric contacts an owner of a side show, Barker, 0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:46.840 and together with his mistress Coralie, they make a successful 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:50.639 show where Ulric dies in front of the audience. But 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:53.400 it sounds like he can only do it eight times? 0:19:54.119 --> 0:19:56.840 Has he forgot? When Leric uses the eight life, he 0:19:56.880 --> 0:20:00.919 schedules a great last show for real. Yeah, so this 0:20:01.040 --> 0:20:04.680 was their number one that they said from screen rants. 0:20:04.680 --> 0:20:07.000 I don't know if you remember this episode. I do. Yeah, 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:10.520 it was it was terrifying to think, okay, see just 0:20:10.600 --> 0:20:14.399 the idea of being buried alive. Yeah, yeah, I was 0:20:14.600 --> 0:20:19.199 just rewatching Kill Bill Volume two. That's scene. It's just 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:23.520 so like, I just think about it so much because 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:26.840 that has to be like the worst to just like here, 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:30.480 because they, you know, does a good job of like 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:33.680 really capturing just when you see the nails come down 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:36.440 and the light go out and then you hear the 0:20:36.480 --> 0:20:39.960 weight of the the dirt coming on top. It was 0:20:40.040 --> 0:20:43.560 just like it was so good. I don't know if 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:46.480 you remember, but Ryan Reynolds was in a film called Buried. 0:20:47.480 --> 0:20:51.199 Oh I vaguely remember that film. I mean there's a 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:53.760 that's a a like a common Yeah. I think there's 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:57.600 a couple of them like that. So according to Bloody Disgusting, 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:02.320 their number one is the new Arrival. So that was 0:21:02.359 --> 0:21:06.600 season four, episode seven. It was a pompous radio psychologist 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:11.639 Dr Alan gets Um. Yeah, like Mr Fraser Crane is 0:21:11.680 --> 0:21:13.800 told that he is in danger of losing his show 0:21:13.880 --> 0:21:17.000 due to poor ratings. In a bid to remedy the problem, 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:19.800 he decides to visit the home of a regular caller, Nora, 0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:23.040 a woman who has continual trouble with her badly behaved 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:26.000 daughter Felicity, a move which he believes will be a 0:21:26.040 --> 0:21:30.639 great publicity stunt, accompanied by his long suffering producer Bonnie 0:21:30.760 --> 0:21:33.200 and his who wrote this? It says in his bitchy 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:38.200 boss Ronna, you know who wrote this bloody disgusting um. Also, 0:21:38.240 --> 0:21:40.920 if you don't agree with these number ones, please write them. 0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:42.439 Don't write me, but you can write them. You can. 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:44.720 You can write us, tweet at us at Nertificent to 0:21:44.800 --> 0:21:47.840 let us know your number one favorite episode. These are 0:21:47.880 --> 0:21:50.560 just different ones that I took from different sites. But 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:53.439 in this particular one it was pretty gory. There was 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:57.000 um Felicity kind of had set it up to be 0:21:57.840 --> 0:22:01.040 essentially like a murder house, so there was randy ceiling fans, 0:22:01.080 --> 0:22:05.320 electrified door knobs, razor blade like dark hallways that were 0:22:05.359 --> 0:22:09.119 lined with razor blades. She's a H. H. Holmes. And 0:22:09.160 --> 0:22:12.240 then it was directed by Peter Meddick, who went on 0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:15.719 to work on the wire and breaking bad. Yeah, and Jen, 0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:19.200 you were saying that this had the lady from poulter Geist. Yeah. Yeah, 0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:22.600 every time you see her, she's just you just she 0:22:22.680 --> 0:22:24.560 scares the crap out of me because I think of Poltergeist. 0:22:24.920 --> 0:22:29.960 So she's such a good force. But Poltergeist, none of 0:22:30.000 --> 0:22:32.879 the ones that I looked at they had like honorable mentions. 0:22:32.920 --> 0:22:35.800 That was death of of some salesman. But I know 0:22:35.840 --> 0:22:37.320 that that was one that you liked a lot. Can 0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:39.679 you talk about that one? Yeah? So that had Ed 0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:43.080