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Speaker 1: Elvis durand phone tap.

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Speaker 2: I always love a phone tap from Greg T when

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Speaker 2: he phone taps his family.

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Speaker 1: This is amazing.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, you never know what you're gonna get

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Speaker 3: with my family. There's always something going on.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he could try to phone tap them about

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Speaker 2: topic A, but topic B will come up right, because

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Speaker 2: your family's all over the road, just like our Greg T.

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Speaker 1: They are a complete mess.

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Speaker 3: So basically I had nothing better to do with the

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Speaker 3: phone tap my family once again, so I made up

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Speaker 3: a completely stupid story about a water main break and

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Speaker 3: that they're water they're having problems in their toilets. So

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Speaker 3: I called my grandma that I called my mom, and

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Speaker 3: I'm making them frust her toilets.

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Speaker 1: And it became a.

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Speaker 3: Great phone tap and it turned into like a bat

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Speaker 3: in the attic. That's well, it turns out my mother

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Speaker 3: has bats in our attic.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy in today's gay Ta phone tap, Hello.

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Speaker 3: Ma, Hey, is there a problem with the water at home? No,

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Speaker 3: there's some kind of a water main break of the Pacific.

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Speaker 4: I don't have any problem, are you sure? Yeah? I

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Speaker 4: took a shower, I made coffee.

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Speaker 1: Can you go to hit the toilet bowl for me?

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Speaker 4: I why, Gregory, I can't even think straight. I have

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Speaker 4: another bat in the upstairs, in the in the in

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Speaker 4: the attic. I have here. I'm run in the water.

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Speaker 4: Here's the water. They're fine. I have no problem with

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Speaker 4: the water. I'm gonna have I'm gonna have a breakdown

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Speaker 4: here with the backs. This is the second one. I don't.

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Speaker 4: I have the guy. I've got to call the guy.

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Speaker 4: They got to come today and do something. They have

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Speaker 4: to find out where they're coming at.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but Stacy said, you're supposed to leave them until September.

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Speaker 3: I can't mating season.

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Speaker 4: Now, I cannot leave.

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Speaker 5: How do you live?

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Speaker 4: You cannot live with bats until September? You cannot listen.

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Speaker 4: I can't talk about this. Now.

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Speaker 1: Wash the toilet real quick.

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Speaker 4: What I It's fine, Gregory.

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Speaker 1: Well, just hit one toilet. Just just flush one toilet

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Speaker 1: and listen.

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Speaker 3: Listen to what see if it makes like a like

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Speaker 3: a hissing, like it's a steam.

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Speaker 4: No, there's nothing, No.

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Speaker 1: It's every right, dare wait stop, don't say nothing right there?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear it?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Do it one more time?

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Speaker 5: I can't.

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Speaker 4: I have to wait till it fills up.

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Speaker 6: No, I didn't What are.

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Speaker 4: You talking about? And what what? What? What good is

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Speaker 4: this that you're telling me this?

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Speaker 3: It's it's a Pacific well in line, I don't care

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Speaker 3: what it is.

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Speaker 1: The Governor's on TV and everything talking about it.

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Speaker 4: I took a shafer this morning.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a rash? Flush it right there?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Right there?

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Speaker 4: Sound it's always that's the sound. There is no right sound?

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Speaker 1: Right there? That's the sound.

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Speaker 4: What is wrong with your brain? I'm just saying, I

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Speaker 4: am trying to get this reason.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to call? Who are you going to

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Speaker 1: call to get it out?

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Speaker 4: I'm calling an exterminator. Do you think I'm want to call.

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Speaker 1: A plumber as well? What the toilet proper is?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 1: Grandma?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing?

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Speaker 5: Okay, honey, how are you?

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Speaker 3: Can you go see if there's something wrong with your water?

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Speaker 3: I just called mom. It's it's like a steaming noise

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Speaker 3: that comes from the.

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Speaker 5: Water, like toilet in the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a water main breakout in the Pacific.

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Speaker 5: Yeah Jesus, well I mean just to slash my toilet? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 5: nothing no.

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Speaker 1: Right there, right there? Right there?

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Speaker 5: What about it?

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Speaker 1: At the I see at the very end it hits

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Speaker 1: at the very end it went.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't notice that.

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Speaker 1: Go do the other one, Grandma, check the other one.

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Speaker 5: What is the So what's gonna happen though? Is anything

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Speaker 5: gonna happen?

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Speaker 1: Huh, you're gonna have to call a plumber.

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Speaker 5: I wait till the other one stops.

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Speaker 1: It's a pacific well and break.

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute. Okay, we'll toilet at seven o'clock in

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Speaker 5: the morning. Nothing.

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Speaker 3: That one did not have it. You're right the other one.

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Speaker 3: I heard it though. Have you heard Mom's got bats

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Speaker 3: in her in her attic?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that I heard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know how she's gonna get rid of them.

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Speaker 5: She did get rid of them. No, she has more

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Speaker 5: right now, you're kidding me.

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Speaker 1: Right now she has bats.

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Speaker 5: You No, we're taking Johnny had one.

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Speaker 1: No, this morning. She's on the phone right now, she's

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Speaker 1: trying to find somebody to come back.

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Speaker 5: You're kidding me.

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Speaker 1: They must have had babies.

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Speaker 4: You're kidding me.

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Speaker 5: Where he would the bats come from?

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. That's disgusting. Yeah, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: It's just unbelievable. She don't want these bats in the house.

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Speaker 5: Well, who the hell wants a bat?

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Speaker 3: Listen, let's call mom and find out what's going on there.

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Speaker 5: I'm not cool. Are you cool?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: You stay there, Hold on a second, Oh, Kerry, yes,

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Speaker 6: listen to me, okay, listen, wait, wait, please, Ma, I

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Speaker 6: got to know that bat in the house.

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Speaker 4: I don't have time you heard that. Yes, I don't

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Speaker 4: have time with jokes about the water and the and

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Speaker 4: the governor and telling about the water. This is a joke.

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Speaker 4: I don't have time for this. I got to call

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Speaker 4: the people for the bat.

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Speaker 5: You do hear the bat?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? We go another one. I heard that out last night.

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Speaker 4: I heard it again.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: All right, I really don't have time.

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Speaker 5: No, go ahead, grandma, Grandma, toilet, my toilet, it made

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Speaker 5: that noise. No it didn't, it did, Kerry. Don't worry

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Speaker 5: about my toilet. Get rid of the bat.

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Speaker 1: She hung up.

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Speaker 6: She hung up.

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Speaker 3: There's a number that they want you to call for

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Speaker 3: a special plumber to come fix that.

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Speaker 5: We are we're doing that for It's okay, it's not

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Speaker 5: overflowing or nothing. Right, are you there? Hey? Gregory? Are

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Speaker 5: you kidding me here? Seven o'clock in the morning. Where

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Speaker 5: are you?

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Speaker 1: Greg where a how that work? We phone tapped you again?

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Speaker 1: Your whole family, I know I mean crazy. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: they put up with you. No, I'm the same one

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Speaker 1: of the family. They're all nuts.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: They got a bat in the attic.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, calling around waking up your grandmother might

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Speaker 2: be your flusher toilet.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you, my mother's very upset over the bats.

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Speaker 1: She can't sleep. And then stand. Did they get rid

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Speaker 1: of the bats? No, they're still bats in the attic.

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Speaker 3: They have a guy coming like this week to like

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Speaker 3: clog up a hole or something.

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Speaker 2: Greg, you shouldn't be phone tapping your family when they're

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Speaker 2: going through such a stressful time.

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Speaker 3: How did I know they have nothing better to do anywhere.

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Speaker 3: They're sitting they're waiting for me to call them. I

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Speaker 3: think we che have listeners.

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Speaker 1: Call the mother and just no, no, no, no, no, all

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Speaker 1: day long. I do love your mom and your grandmother.

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Speaker 1: They're fabulous.

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Speaker 4: This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted.

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Speaker 1: By all participant Elvis Durant in the morning show of

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Speaker 1: phone Taps, bringing families together while tearing their homes. Oh,