1 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 1: Dreaming Machine is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of 2 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday night. Baby, it's 3 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: Friday night, the freaking weekend is here. Are you not 4 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: having a good time? I am. We don't shake your head, Chris. 5 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: We're out here. Thank you people's lives. That's what we're 6 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: doing on this show, all right. And after this, as 7 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 1: soon as we're done, we're gonna go in right into 8 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: the weekend. And I hope you have a boy as 9 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:44,520 Speaker 1: tart as weekend yourself, as I'd most definitely will Jesse. 10 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: He says, all right, I said something on social media 11 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: about not sending me articles and videos, and the guy says, mister, 12 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm not going to read articles or watch videos we send. 13 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: I will don't send any more articles of videos. So 14 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,759 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna give this little piece of advice since 15 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 1: you're over forty now, never trust a fart have a 16 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 1: good day show. Gun. That's so crude and terrible. All right, 17 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: let me explain. I am it, terrible rude person. This 18 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: has been well established. It don't don't not in agree, Chris. 19 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: You're supposed to disagree and back me up anyway. I'm 20 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 1: a terrible rude person. So I'm gonna say something. It's 21 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 1: going to be very direct. Undoubtedly you will probably be 22 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: offended by it, but that's just the way it's gonna 23 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 1: have to be. When you have a job that has 24 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: you talk politics in the radio, TV, doesn't matter what 25 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: it is. Look, it's not even really a job. It's 26 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: the easiest thing in the world. So I'm not complaining. 27 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 1: I get to sit down and do what I love 28 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 1: and talk to you and make jokes and have fun 29 00:01:55,760 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: every single day. There's no complaining here. But everyone sends 30 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: you things to read and watch. And when I say everyone, 31 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 1: I'm not just talking about you, I mean everyone friends. 32 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 1: All your friends do it. Family members, everyone you're related 33 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: to does it. Any person with access to your cell 34 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: phone number, or email address or social media account. Every 35 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: single person you know sends you something and says you 36 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: gotta read this, you gotta watch this. It's a guarantee. 37 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: They all do it. I need to explain something. I'm 38 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 1: never going to read it. I'm never going to watch it. 39 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: You're well going to keep sending it. It's not like 40 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 1: I'm offended. You're not making me mad or offending me. 41 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,919 Speaker 1: But you do need to understand. You could send me 42 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: what you think is the most important thing in the world, 43 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 1: and you could say this is the most important thing 44 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: in the world, and I won't read it and I 45 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: won't watch it because I get and they're endless and 46 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: every single one of them thinks it's the most important 47 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,640 Speaker 1: thing in the world and it's something you have to 48 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 1: read if there's something you want me to know. Jesse 49 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly 50 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: show dot com. Don't assign me a reading assignment like 51 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: I'm like, you're my high school English teacher. Sum it 52 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: up for me in a sentence or two. Not because 53 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 1: I'm somehow more important than you, but because I have 54 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: to sift through so many of these. You sum up 55 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: the article or video in a sentence or two, I 56 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: will get it, because remember all your emails, they go 57 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: right to Chris and he prints them out for me, 58 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: and I sit down with a huge stack every day 59 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: and I go through them before the show because I 60 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: want to hear from you. I do want to hear 61 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: from you. And it's not that I don't want to 62 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 1: hear I'm never reading your article, I'm never watching your video. Ever. 63 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: You can send it. It'll never get read or watched. 64 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: Not by me. Maybe Chris will, but I doubt it. 65 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: All Right, I feel I feel better. I got that 66 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: off my chest. I'm gonna try not to get fired 67 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: up against already played this earlier bad. I want. I 68 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: want to make sure everyone is aware of this. Dan 69 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: Bishop a great congressman from North Carolina, one of the 70 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 1: few you'd very rarely hear me to hear say a 71 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: congressman is great, great congressman from North Carolina. He had 72 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: the chance to interrogate the Assistant Attorney General about the 73 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: Federal Bureau of Investigation and their fake kidnapping plot. I'm 74 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: gonna play this for you because I'm gonna pair it 75 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 1: with Ted Cruz, and I just I want to make 76 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: sure I reinforced before I get back to the asked 77 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: doctor Jesse questions, I want to make sure I reinforced 78 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: just how serious the situation is. In one of the 79 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 1: DJ's highest profile domestic terrorism cases, a federal jury appears 80 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 1: to have found that the FBI entrapped people in a 81 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: matter involved in an alleged plot to kidnap the governor 82 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: of Michigan. The jury acquitted two defendants and hung on 83 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:49,280 Speaker 1: two others. You're familiar with that case, er, Yes, sir, 84 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,919 Speaker 1: I am familiar with that particular prosecution. The FBI appears 85 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 1: to have contrived the plot, used its informants to draw 86 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: people into the plot, and I did logistical and financial 87 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: support to what was in effect an FBI operation. And 88 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 1: in the board behind me details just some of the 89 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 1: resources that were devoted to the op. The alleged Whitmer 90 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,840 Speaker 1: plot was announced October seven, twenty twenty, within a month 91 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: before the US presidential election. How come that timing for 92 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:24,279 Speaker 1: the FBI's announcement of this plot. That's an ongoing case. 93 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm not going to comment on it. I can tell 94 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: you that in every case, we follow the facts and 95 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: the evidence in the law, and we do so without 96 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,920 Speaker 1: regard to politics or ideology. Not only did they try 97 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 1: to entrap a bunch of people, they did so in 98 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,919 Speaker 1: an election year and announced it in October of an 99 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 1: election years, so they could continue to try to paint 100 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 1: right wingers as dangerous people trying to assassinate governors. The 101 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 1: Democratic Party didn't do that. The Federal Bureau of Investigation 102 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: did that on its own. You're worried, yet, you're worried 103 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 1: about that. Yet this is Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz grilling 104 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,359 Speaker 1: him and then I'm gonna play you Ray ups again. 105 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,599 Speaker 1: In Michigan, that case ended up an absolute debacle where 106 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 1: the four people who went to trial, two of them 107 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: were acquitted to receive mistrials. None of them were convicted 108 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: on even a single charge, and the basis of the 109 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 1: defense was entrapment that the FBI that paid enforcements for 110 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: the FBI had suggested and had incited the conduct. Let 111 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 1: me ask you how many FBI agents were disciplined or 112 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 1: reprimanded after that disastrous case and the misconduct that led 113 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 1: to every defendant being acquitted or having a mistrial in 114 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: every charge. Senator, I can't comment on a personnel matter. 115 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 1: I can tell you that that case, as I understand it, 116 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 1: is now pending a retrial. As I understand it, well, 117 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: the special agent in charge of that case has now 118 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:52,040 Speaker 1: been sent to DC, to the Washington DC office, and 119 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: now leads the investigation regarding January sixth. Is that correct? 120 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: That doesn't sound right to me. That does not sound right. 121 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,800 Speaker 1: The name of the individual is Stephen di'antuono. He was 122 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 1: run out of the FBI Detroit Field Office. And by 123 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,480 Speaker 1: the way, I will point out that the lead investigator, 124 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: special Agent Track. Are you aware that he was apparently 125 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 1: fired or allegedly beating his wife and he'd made multiple 126 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: derogatory political post about President Trump showing political bias. Are 127 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: you aware of that? I am aware of. I think 128 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:27,560 Speaker 1: the incident you're describing an action that was taken about it. 129 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 1: To clarify on the first part of your question, mister 130 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: d'antoino was the special agent in charge of the office 131 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 1: the Detroit Field office is now the assistant director in 132 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: charge of the Washington Field Office. I thought you were 133 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: asking about the agent who was responsible for these So 134 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 1: the guy in charge got promoted and is now in 135 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 1: charge of the January sixth investigation. The guy in charge 136 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: of the whole Detroit Field office is now in charge 137 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 1: of the whole Washington Field office. That is astonishing you worried, 138 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:58,160 Speaker 1: yet you should be. When I bring this up about 139 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: the Department of Justice and the FBI becoming the weaponized 140 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 1: arm or the Democratic Party, I'll inevitably show up to 141 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 1: a bunch of emails from communists. Oh what are you 142 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: scared of, buddy? I don't care what your political persuasion 143 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 1: is if you're not scared of a federal law enforcement 144 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 1: arm that works for one of the political parties, and 145 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: only one of the political parties in this country, then 146 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,560 Speaker 1: you have never opened up a history book. Just a 147 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 1: little reminder for you again. I don't know that Hitler 148 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,680 Speaker 1: ever killed a single person. I don't know how many 149 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 1: people Mal killed once Stalin took over. I don't think 150 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 1: he ever killed a single person pollpot once he took 151 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: over Cambodia. I don't think he killed a single person. 152 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 1: But boy, they're state police officers. They killed a lot 153 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 1: of them, a lot of them. A federal law enforcement 154 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:59,559 Speaker 1: arm that has become politicized and weaponized against the enemies 155 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:04,560 Speaker 1: of the hardy in power is the biggest deal in 156 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,640 Speaker 1: the world, the biggest deal in the world. So please 157 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 1: spare me. The great bettered women of the FBI crap. 158 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: I know they're there. I know they're there because we 159 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 1: finally have whistleblowers coming forward, and those people, the people 160 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,200 Speaker 1: in the FBI who are coming forward and doing the whistleblowing, 161 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,959 Speaker 1: I do consider them to be heroes and patriots because 162 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,480 Speaker 1: I know what they're risking. I know they're risking at 163 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,679 Speaker 1: all but let's not sit and pretend as if this 164 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,160 Speaker 1: organization just has a couple of minor problems and we'll 165 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 1: just get rid of one or two guys and then 166 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:41,880 Speaker 1: it'll go back to, I don't know, going after actual crimes. 167 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:46,040 Speaker 1: This is a rot that is deep, it is widespread, 168 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,080 Speaker 1: It has been going on for years, and it is 169 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 1: the biggest deal in the world because of the power 170 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 1: they have, Jesse, I can't foresee the Marxist Democrats were 171 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,840 Speaker 1: languishing power because of this view. I don't think November's 172 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:05,199 Speaker 1: election will happen unless they can assure themselves a victory. 173 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:11,760 Speaker 1: Can a president declare national emergency stop the election? No, No, Look, 174 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 1: we're not there yet. We'll be there one day. They're 175 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,800 Speaker 1: not in a position of strength to do something crazy 176 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,720 Speaker 1: like that. Go vote, Get out in November and vote, 177 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 1: and if you still haven't had your primary yet, go 178 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,200 Speaker 1: vote in that one. All right, all right? Someone has 179 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,520 Speaker 1: a question about their doctor or a comment about their 180 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:33,599 Speaker 1: doctor Israel, whether I want to be press secretary and 181 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:39,439 Speaker 1: LGBTQ studies. Hang on, Oh God, Anadim, holy side of me. 182 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It 183 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:56,640 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an asked doctor Jesse Friday, 184 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 1: don't worry, We're not almost done. We've got tons of 185 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:01,800 Speaker 1: show left, tons of tons of me laughed, Chris, what 186 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,160 Speaker 1: don't roll your eyes. That's important for people. Look, we're 187 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,559 Speaker 1: out here. You know what we're doing, Chris, You know 188 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,040 Speaker 1: what we're doing. We're changing people's live freakishly tall one. 189 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,680 Speaker 1: While listening to the podcast the last night's show, you 190 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 1: talked about the condiment accessibility while you're on your pilgrimage 191 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,320 Speaker 1: to Israel next year. I had the image of you 192 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,520 Speaker 1: walking through the Holy Land wearing a utility belt with 193 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,280 Speaker 1: all of your go to sauces hanging from it, a 194 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 1: bottle of ranch dressing hanging from your hip like a 195 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,839 Speaker 1: six shooter. That would really show all the good people 196 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 1: of Israel the kind of classy individual they're dealing with. 197 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 1: And as an added bonus, your wife would be horrified. 198 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 1: Stay thirsty. My friend who says I could use his name, 199 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: his name is Rob. Chris. I need you to go 200 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,280 Speaker 1: ahead and look up if there is a condiment belt 201 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 1: of some kind. Oh, Chris, don't think I won't. Don't 202 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,680 Speaker 1: think I won't walk through the Holy Land next summer 203 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 1: with hot sauces and ranches. I'll have an army of 204 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:04,079 Speaker 1: hot sauces like a bandalier strapped across my chest. Oh gosh, 205 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,600 Speaker 1: don't forget. You can come to the Holy Land with 206 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 1: us next summer if you want me and Chris and 207 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:11,680 Speaker 1: the Fellas and ten days. It's gonna be so sweet. 208 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,840 Speaker 1: You have to go to Christian Expedition dot com slash 209 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,880 Speaker 1: Jesse if you want to do that, all right. In 210 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,960 Speaker 1: reference to Monday's show, I just found a new doctor, 211 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:26,359 Speaker 1: one that will hopefully not lie to me anymore. Remember this, 212 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 1: this is a shift, quite a shift in our cultural institutions, 213 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 1: and I know this is not an easy shift. You 214 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:40,960 Speaker 1: should not trust your doctor until you vet your doctor. 215 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:47,680 Speaker 1: Have you vetted your doctor? Ask your doctor this, Ask 216 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 1: your doctor if your child should get vaccinated against coronavirus. 217 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,640 Speaker 1: All the information is available out there now. You can 218 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 1: find it easily online. I can find it online. We 219 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,880 Speaker 1: know the danger the itself poses to kids, which is 220 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:07,160 Speaker 1: virtually zero. We know the danger the quote vaccine poses 221 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:11,640 Speaker 1: to kids. All the information is out there now. Your doctor. 222 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:15,160 Speaker 1: How your doctor answers that question should determine whether or 223 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: not you ever walked into the doctor's office. Again, does 224 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 1: your doctor still require you to wear masks? Oh? But Jesse, 225 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,560 Speaker 1: Now this is what I'll get. This is all gett 226 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: In response to this, Jesse, Yeah, my doctor does. But 227 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 1: it's just because the insurance companies are just because it's 228 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:36,040 Speaker 1: a major corporation. Look, look, look, I understand your doctor 229 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,600 Speaker 1: may be forced to do things. But let me ask 230 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,680 Speaker 1: you this. My doctor only makes me wear a mask 231 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:46,079 Speaker 1: because the insurance company's telling he has to. Okay, okay, 232 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,000 Speaker 1: what else are the insurance company's telling your doctor he 233 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,120 Speaker 1: has to do with regards to your health. If he's 234 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,320 Speaker 1: not allowed to sit there and make individual decisions and 235 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,760 Speaker 1: recommendations on your health, if he has to be worried 236 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,880 Speaker 1: about what the insurance companies or what some major medical 237 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,679 Speaker 1: corporation are telling him to do, then how do you 238 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,240 Speaker 1: know he's not giving you advice based on what they say. 239 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,559 Speaker 1: When it comes to other critical things about your health, 240 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:17,920 Speaker 1: VET your doctor, VET your doctor. And as I've been 241 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,160 Speaker 1: telling you so I talked about choking all kinds of 242 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,920 Speaker 1: other things you and me. Because of the rot in 243 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:27,680 Speaker 1: our medical establishment, we have to start taking more ownership 244 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: of our personal health and believe me when I tell 245 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 1: you that sucks for me as much as it sucks 246 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 1: for you. You know my love of Velvita and fast food, 247 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 1: cheeseburgers and pizzas, and I love Bud Heavies and Jim Beam. 248 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 1: And I'm right there with you. I know. And look, 249 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,040 Speaker 1: it's not like I'm some health freak. Let's do cross fit. 250 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 1: I'm not. We have to be better. We have to 251 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:53,520 Speaker 1: be better, Jesse. I know the subject comes up for 252 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,760 Speaker 1: often about you running for public office again. I don't 253 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,640 Speaker 1: think that's a good idea. Your sultry voice of wisdom 254 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,960 Speaker 1: in he charity is too important for America right now. 255 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 1: That's true, Chris, What Chris? I do? However, see you 256 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: in a different role, in a public office where we 257 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 1: would all get to hear you speak on a daily basis. 258 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,560 Speaker 1: White House Press secretary, Think how incredible it would be 259 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,640 Speaker 1: if you towered over everyone at that podium, fielding questions 260 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 1: from those screeching lunatic communists masquerading as journalists. You'd put 261 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 1: them all in their place, and you would be an 262 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,840 Speaker 1: incredible asset to the next administration. Would you consider this, 263 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:33,000 Speaker 1: says use my name Buenos starts. His name is dominic 264 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,760 Speaker 1: in Tampa. Gosh, Tampa is such a cool town. I 265 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,840 Speaker 1: need to get down to Tampa. Chris. We need to 266 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,360 Speaker 1: do a show visit to Tampa. We rarely do show visits. No, dude, 267 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:47,280 Speaker 1: you would love Tampa, Chris, I'm serious. You've been to Tampa. 268 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: Oh I forgot. The wife is from Florida. You didn't 269 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:53,440 Speaker 1: enjoy yourself in Tampa. Oh, Chris, Well, I'm sorry. Well, 270 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,640 Speaker 1: you can't go to Tampa and shop at the dollar store. 271 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: You have to actually spend some money and go out 272 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:01,600 Speaker 1: and do something. I know. There's no Mexican food. Okay. Look, 273 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,200 Speaker 1: we live in Texas. We live at the pinnacle of 274 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,400 Speaker 1: Mexican food. So when I go to other places, I 275 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,280 Speaker 1: never order Mexican food because I know I'm going to 276 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,680 Speaker 1: be disappointed. You don't order Mexican food in Tampa. Go 277 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 1: out and get some conk fritters and stuff like that. Look, 278 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 1: it's great. Did you just say what? You don't know 279 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,600 Speaker 1: what conk? Are such a child? Listen to these these 280 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,040 Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I believe it's 281 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 1: a shellfish. Never mind, crits, never mind, never mind. You 282 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 1: should don't don't get the conch writers krits. All right, 283 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,760 Speaker 1: I've answered this before. I'm going to answer this again, 284 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: really briefly. Don't worry. I'm not running for office again. 285 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 1: I joked about I've joked about it before. I'm done 286 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,440 Speaker 1: with that. I'm not going anywhere. I am in love 287 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:55,000 Speaker 1: with what I do. I'm in love with working for Premier. 288 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,920 Speaker 1: They treat me like a million bucks. They never tell 289 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,760 Speaker 1: me what to say or not to say. I am 290 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,080 Speaker 1: so happy. I'm not going anywhere, all right. The Jesse 291 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,000 Speaker 1: Kelly Show's not going anywhere. I wake up every day 292 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,520 Speaker 1: I gotta pinch myself, live in a dream. I also 293 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,200 Speaker 1: don't know Trump or heavy D, the two likely nominees. 294 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: I don't know either of them personally. I know a 295 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 1: bunch of people around each of them, which gives me 296 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,960 Speaker 1: a nice window into what they're thinking and what they're doing. 297 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,399 Speaker 1: I don't know either of them personally, nor am I 298 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,480 Speaker 1: interested in it. I'm not interested in being a political 299 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,360 Speaker 1: fanboy of any kind. I'm just not. I know that's 300 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,880 Speaker 1: some people's thing, it's not my thing at all. I'm 301 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,679 Speaker 1: not interested in it. That said, if it was an 302 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,920 Speaker 1: administration I believed in and they asked me to come 303 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:45,119 Speaker 1: help it would be very, very difficult for me to 304 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: say no. I feel an obligation to this country, an 305 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,159 Speaker 1: obligation to try to save the country. Part of the 306 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,200 Speaker 1: joy of this job is not just you know, laughing 307 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,159 Speaker 1: and making fart jokes on. Part of the joy of 308 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,160 Speaker 1: the job is it does feel like I know, it's 309 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,520 Speaker 1: just a radio show, it does feel like we are 310 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,720 Speaker 1: doing it some good in some small part. Right, every 311 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,160 Speaker 1: email I got Jesse, I ran for school board, I won. 312 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,639 Speaker 1: Thank you for that stuff blesses me to no end. 313 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,120 Speaker 1: That stuff makes my day, makes my day. All Right. 314 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 1: We have a bunch of asked Doctor Jesse questions. Do 315 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 1: I do have to get to this LGBTQ studies thing. 316 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:34,080 Speaker 1: Hang on a second, Sharon, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. 317 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 1: Going to continue with our ask Doctor Jesse questions, and 318 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,119 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to this LGBTQ studies sing in a second. 319 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,760 Speaker 1: Chris has been looking up Conk since we were talking 320 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,399 Speaker 1: about Tampa and Conk fritters and stuff like that. Chris, 321 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: of course, I know you're gonna find this shocking Jewish producer. 322 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 1: Chris went and looked at how much they cost. We 323 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,280 Speaker 1: weren't talking about prices Chris, we were talking about how 324 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,119 Speaker 1: delicious they were. That's one two. You asked me, if 325 00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 1: I've ever seen them raw and live? Get this, tell 326 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: me this isn't sweet. All right, even you will appreciate this, 327 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,680 Speaker 1: even if you people can't eat them. Hear me out. 328 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,679 Speaker 1: I went on this snorkel trip once. I think it 329 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,359 Speaker 1: was in Florida, don't remember where. I went on this 330 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: snorkel trip once where you go out by the coral 331 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 1: reef and you do some snorkeling as part of this 332 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 1: snorkel trip. You would go it was about twenty thirty 333 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:24,919 Speaker 1: feet deep, totally clear water. You would snorkel above and 334 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,800 Speaker 1: the conk would be down on the bottom of the water. 335 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,280 Speaker 1: They're down on the bottom. You you know, deep breath, 336 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,600 Speaker 1: suck it in, swim down. You have to swim down 337 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,399 Speaker 1: to the bottom, and you grab him off the bottom 338 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,960 Speaker 1: of the water, carry him up top. And then you 339 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,640 Speaker 1: had we all had this boat where we all were. 340 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,520 Speaker 1: It's a big group thing, right, So the prices were reasonable, Chris, Okay, 341 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,679 Speaker 1: the prices were reasonable. You hand the conk to the 342 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,840 Speaker 1: boat guy, he pulls him out of the shell. Oh 343 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,479 Speaker 1: they're pretty big. They're pretty big, buddy, you hit him 344 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,359 Speaker 1: to the boat guy. He pulls him out of the shell, 345 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,680 Speaker 1: dices him up right there raw, and then he marinated 346 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,880 Speaker 1: him that. When they were diced up, he marinated him 347 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:04,399 Speaker 1: in like some spicy, really spicy, like Caribbean jerk like 348 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:08,440 Speaker 1: type sauce. And then he busted out the saltine crackers 349 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,560 Speaker 1: and put like this conk mixture and the sauce on there. Dude, 350 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,199 Speaker 1: fresh out of the ocean. Even you would eat that, 351 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:17,840 Speaker 1: even though your Rabbi would be mad, you would eat that. Chris, 352 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's delicious. It's delicious. LGBTQ studies it 353 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,200 Speaker 1: is a minor that launches as the public university public 354 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:35,480 Speaker 1: university raises tuition. I have a couple points on this. 355 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 1: This is at the University of Nevada. Chris, do me 356 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,000 Speaker 1: a favorite role. Oh never mind, I have it right here. 357 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,040 Speaker 1: You know how much it costs to send a child 358 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:47,720 Speaker 1: out of state to the University of Nevada. Thirty six 359 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. So let me see here. I know I 360 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,520 Speaker 1: went to community college, so bear with me. Thirty six 361 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 1: thousand times for that means it costs roughly one hundred 362 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:04,560 Speaker 1: and forty thousand dollars give or take to have an 363 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,200 Speaker 1: education for your education from the University of Nevada. Now 364 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,600 Speaker 1: that's I mean, that's not my point I'm trying to make. Okay, 365 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,720 Speaker 1: it's expensive, Okay, that's really bad. My point is this, 366 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 1: how many middle class, upper middle class, rich Republican parents 367 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,720 Speaker 1: have raised a child for eighteen years, and they have 368 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:32,080 Speaker 1: spent time with that child, loved that child, taught that 369 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 1: child values and manners. Maybe you took that child to church, 370 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:40,760 Speaker 1: maybe synagogue, Chris. Maybe you have spent eighteen years loving 371 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,560 Speaker 1: and raising your child because you love them. How many 372 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,280 Speaker 1: of those parents are now going to spend one hundred 373 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:52,000 Speaker 1: and forty thousand dollars to send the child they love 374 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:57,880 Speaker 1: off to a university that hates you, hates the country, 375 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:02,920 Speaker 1: hates your child, most definitely hate you, and will do 376 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 1: everything in their power to undo everything you've done for 377 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,560 Speaker 1: eighteen years of your life. You can be mad at 378 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 1: the University of Nevada all you want. You can say, 379 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,080 Speaker 1: this is crazy, this culture war stuff. I hate it. 380 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 1: Why won't they stop it? They're never going to stop it. 381 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,359 Speaker 1: They're not going to slow down, they're not going to 382 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:26,359 Speaker 1: back off. It's actually going to get significantly worse from here. 383 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,359 Speaker 1: We have not read some bottom I've explained to you before, 384 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,800 Speaker 1: and I made this all the way. We are less 385 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,560 Speaker 1: than ten years away. You know how you have those 386 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 1: Internet drop boxes now where you can check male female 387 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,040 Speaker 1: trans non buying. Are all these turbo freak things? You 388 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:45,440 Speaker 1: know how you've seen these things now spread less than 389 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,640 Speaker 1: ten years. One of the things you will be able 390 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,160 Speaker 1: to choose on that drop boxes m as in Mike 391 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:58,280 Speaker 1: m AP minor attracted persons, pedophiles. They already have a 392 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:01,000 Speaker 1: clinical word for it. They've already printed a couple of 393 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,760 Speaker 1: articles about it. You've had a couple of university professors 394 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,639 Speaker 1: go out and speak about this publicly. Less than ten years, 395 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: that will be the case. They're not going to stop 396 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,000 Speaker 1: at the University of Nevada or anywhere else. The question 397 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:19,240 Speaker 1: is are you going to continue funding your enemies? And 398 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 1: even worse, are you going to send that child you adore, 399 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 1: your son, your daughter, your baby girl? Are you going 400 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:34,120 Speaker 1: to send them to the University of Nevada so your 401 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:39,080 Speaker 1: enemies can then teach them to hate you. Be mad 402 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,080 Speaker 1: at University of Nevada all you want, you should be 403 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,399 Speaker 1: mad at yourself. My kids are never going to the 404 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,440 Speaker 1: University of Nevada. I don't know if either of my 405 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,800 Speaker 1: sons are ever going to a university period. I understand 406 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:56,879 Speaker 1: university degree is necessary if they have a specific field 407 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,359 Speaker 1: that requires a degree. They will then go to some 408 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,680 Speaker 1: sort of junior college for a couple of years first 409 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,800 Speaker 1: while they work, and then they can go to a 410 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,200 Speaker 1: university of my choosing. Well, we'll probably choose it together 411 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,080 Speaker 1: to finish their degree there. Get in, get out, get 412 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,320 Speaker 1: off of that communist training center as fast as humanly possible. 413 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 1: But believe me, I know this is just like the 414 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 1: doctor thing. I know this is a break from what 415 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,640 Speaker 1: it's always been. I know this is a break from tradition. 416 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,560 Speaker 1: But the days where you just send little Aid and 417 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 1: Jaden and Braden off to college because well that's what 418 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,119 Speaker 1: you do. You go to college. You have to to 419 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,320 Speaker 1: have a better life, those days have to be dead 420 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,480 Speaker 1: and gone. They have to be behind us. The Communist 421 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,840 Speaker 1: in the United States of America has thrived for decades 422 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,840 Speaker 1: off of that mentality. I still see it. Remember we 423 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,239 Speaker 1: talked earlier in the show about about my neighborhood, how 424 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,520 Speaker 1: I live around normal people. I see it all over 425 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 1: my neighborhood. Oh, where's Billy going to school? Oh that's 426 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,360 Speaker 1: so cool. It's going to Berkeley. Oh that's exciting. Oh 427 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,080 Speaker 1: Bob got into he got into Oh you're not gonna 428 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,479 Speaker 1: believe this. He got into University of Florida. Isn't that cool? Sweet? 429 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 1: Oh Susie got into Duke. And they sit and these 430 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,400 Speaker 1: parents they sit and they brag about all the all 431 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 1: the colleges their kids get to go to schooling. And 432 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,160 Speaker 1: I'm sitting there looking at these parents, and I'm saying, man, 433 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,440 Speaker 1: I know you. I know your love of country, I 434 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,760 Speaker 1: know your values, I know your love of your child. 435 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:26,280 Speaker 1: And you're for bragging rights. You're for what reason are 436 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:30,000 Speaker 1: you sending that child you adore off to a communist 437 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,720 Speaker 1: training camp? Do you have any idea how many emails 438 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,120 Speaker 1: I get? Do you have any idea how many emails 439 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:41,680 Speaker 1: I get? To my show with heartbroken parents talking about 440 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,439 Speaker 1: what the university did to their child and their relationship 441 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,200 Speaker 1: with their child. And don't you dare make the mistake 442 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,440 Speaker 1: you might be making right now? Not my child. He knows, 443 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,840 Speaker 1: she knows right from wrong. They're eighteen, they don't know 444 00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 1: squat yet. Their brains are still unbelieved ably pliable. Why 445 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,560 Speaker 1: would you take that chance? Yeah, maybe they'll come through 446 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,360 Speaker 1: it just fine. Hey, you know what, I could take 447 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 1: my kids down to the Houston Zoo tomorrow on a Saturday. 448 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,520 Speaker 1: They're gonna be a beautiful day. I can pick them 449 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,359 Speaker 1: up and chuck them into Gorilla enclosure. Hey, they might 450 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:21,960 Speaker 1: make it out fine, they might not. I love my 451 00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,359 Speaker 1: children too much to take that chance. I'm not saying 452 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 1: never attend a university. I'm not saying that at all, 453 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,679 Speaker 1: but man alive. We have got to break this mindset. 454 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,120 Speaker 1: We have got to break it on the wheel of well, 455 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,560 Speaker 1: you gotta go to college, Not my sons. I love 456 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,320 Speaker 1: my sons too much for that. Not my sons, No, sir, 457 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 1: all right. I still have a bunch of emails to 458 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,159 Speaker 1: get to, so we're gonna do an email round up 459 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,080 Speaker 1: for the final segment. That'll be a lot of fun. 460 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,040 Speaker 1: In between segments. I want you to do something for me. 461 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,960 Speaker 1: I want you to pick up your cell phone. I 462 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,600 Speaker 1: want you to dial pound two five zero and say 463 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,600 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. And when that happens, something magical is gonna happen. 464 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,760 Speaker 1: It's it's like magic. Here's what's going to happen your 465 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,760 Speaker 1: cell phone bill. It's going to magically basically be cut 466 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,359 Speaker 1: in half. I know, isn't that a miracle? And get this, 467 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,560 Speaker 1: there's more to this miracle. When you dial pound two 468 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:22,280 Speaker 1: five zero and say Jesse Kelly, you will stop funding 469 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,960 Speaker 1: one of these cell phone companies that hate your guts 470 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,960 Speaker 1: Verizon AT and T T Mobile. They spit on you 471 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,359 Speaker 1: and your values every single day, and all of a 472 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 1: sudden you will cut them off from that source of funding. 473 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,680 Speaker 1: It's like a miracle, right, switch to pure talk. That's 474 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,200 Speaker 1: how you switch to pure talk. Keep your phone, keep 475 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,119 Speaker 1: your cell or look, look, keep your cell number, or 476 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,360 Speaker 1: get a new phone, new number, they whatever you want. 477 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,960 Speaker 1: American customer service, wonderful customer service, pay less, stop funding 478 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,040 Speaker 1: people who hate you. Dial pound two five zero, say 479 00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. Did Jesse Kelly Show still really to be? 480 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:12,640 Speaker 1: David Terns It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, 481 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 1: and ask doctor Jesse Friday and I still have a 482 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,160 Speaker 1: stack here. So we are not going to waste any time. 483 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 1: You know, we would never waste time on this show. Chris. 484 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,520 Speaker 1: Oh well, well, well we're real quick before before we 485 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,960 Speaker 1: get into this on the subject of wasting time. Do 486 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:34,760 Speaker 1: you have ten minutes this weekend? Ten minutes. I know 487 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 1: life is busy. Look, life is busy for me this weekend, 488 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 1: running all over the Dagon place. Do you have ten minutes? 489 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,400 Speaker 1: I have ten minutes. Ten minutes to practice with your weapon. 490 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,560 Speaker 1: Use your Mantis X and practice with your weapon. It's 491 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,800 Speaker 1: only ten minutes because you don't have to drive to 492 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,560 Speaker 1: the range. You don't have to load magazines, you don't 493 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,200 Speaker 1: have to spend money on gas. You pull out your 494 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,280 Speaker 1: Mantis X, you attach it to your weapon, and you 495 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: practice inside of your home. And I need to be clear, 496 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: we're not just talking about target practice here. Drills. They 497 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,880 Speaker 1: will put you through drills. You don't have to be intimidated. 498 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 1: If you're a beginner, that's fine. They will make you better. 499 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,800 Speaker 1: Whatever your level of proficiency is. The Green Berets use it, 500 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:26,160 Speaker 1: so even if you're good, they'll make you better. Mattis X. 501 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,800 Speaker 1: Get a Mattis X and practice. Go to mantis x 502 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:36,040 Speaker 1: dot com. Okay, Mattis x dot com. Practice this weekend. 503 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:41,080 Speaker 1: And now here's a headline. You know the thing emails. 504 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:46,720 Speaker 1: We didn't get to you, Jesse. My wife and I 505 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,880 Speaker 1: got engaged in the fall of twenty nineteen and planned 506 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,960 Speaker 1: for in October twenty twenty wedding. Then everything's shut down. 507 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: We live in Connecticut, where the governor decided to ban 508 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,080 Speaker 1: weddings over a very small number except for his daughter. 509 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,680 Speaker 1: Of course. Gosh, that steems me. This was our first 510 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,720 Speaker 1: wedding for both of us were both older thirty five 511 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,600 Speaker 1: and wanted to be able to start a family, and 512 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 1: new time was working against us. My wife is from 513 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,920 Speaker 1: a large Italian family and always wanted to have that 514 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,560 Speaker 1: big fairytale wedding. Oh gosh, that's so sad. Ultimately, we 515 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,120 Speaker 1: decided not to postpone and we got married in October 516 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,840 Speaker 1: with just my parents and her mother in attendance. Still 517 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,920 Speaker 1: no luck on starting the family. My wife was forced 518 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,040 Speaker 1: to get the shot for work. I don't know if 519 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,480 Speaker 1: that has anything to do with it. It's or it's 520 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,280 Speaker 1: our age, or just as harder they make it seem 521 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,440 Speaker 1: when you're it's just harder than they make it seem 522 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:38,000 Speaker 1: when you're sixteen. I know this pales in comparison to 523 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,480 Speaker 1: some of the other stories you read, but they took 524 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,480 Speaker 1: it away from us and we can never get it back. 525 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,200 Speaker 1: You can say my name, my name is Chris, No, 526 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,520 Speaker 1: that doesn't pale in anything. Man, to not have the 527 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,840 Speaker 1: wedding you want to not have the wedding your wife 528 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,040 Speaker 1: and her family wanted, that's not a small thing. Man. 529 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,360 Speaker 1: To struggle now to get pregnant, that's not a small thing. 530 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 1: I know so many couples that have struggled to get 531 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,120 Speaker 1: pregnant and are struggling in the middle of struggling to 532 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,920 Speaker 1: get pregnant. That's not a small thing. When you get 533 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,520 Speaker 1: married and you want you want a baby, you want 534 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,800 Speaker 1: to make kids, which is a wonderful thing to want, right, 535 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 1: and it's what we all want. And then it's sometimes 536 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,240 Speaker 1: it doesn't happen right. Sometimes it's just you know, not 537 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,520 Speaker 1: God plan for your life. That's not a small thing 538 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,000 Speaker 1: at all. It's not a small thing at all. And 539 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,680 Speaker 1: you have every right to be angry about it. You 540 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 1: have every right to blame people about it, because that's gosh. 541 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,720 Speaker 1: The freaking sucks, oracle. And remember, if you have stories 542 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,280 Speaker 1: you want read, just want to be heard about ways 543 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,160 Speaker 1: all this COVID madness hurt you, you can email me 544 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 1: and I will read them. I may not read them 545 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,560 Speaker 1: all on the air, but I will read them. Jesse 546 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:44,000 Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly 547 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,200 Speaker 1: show dot com. All right, they will get read. Oracle, 548 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,000 Speaker 1: you mentioned that you reheat Velvita shells and cheese. I'm 549 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:54,080 Speaker 1: curious as to your method. Do you add milk? I 550 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:58,200 Speaker 1: add milk or else? The thick it's a thick, sticky mess, 551 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,480 Speaker 1: but the flavor is a little weak. Teach me your secrets, 552 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,800 Speaker 1: because I know, as the all knowing oracle, you surely 553 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:10,040 Speaker 1: have one for Velvita. Thanks dude. Obviously I'm the Velvita king. Okay, one, 554 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,400 Speaker 1: I don't reheat Velvita shells and cheese, although I would 555 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 1: remember Velvita shells and cheese. They have a recipe online. 556 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 1: It's very gourmet. Actually, they have a bunch of recipes 557 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:25,480 Speaker 1: online for cheeseburger mac that's made with Velvita shells and cheese. 558 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,840 Speaker 1: It's so good and you can edit it yourself as 559 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,880 Speaker 1: you see fit. But I love it, My kids love it. 560 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,040 Speaker 1: It's twice as good. The next day, after all the 561 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,640 Speaker 1: flavors have just sat there, and don't shake your head, Chris, 562 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,280 Speaker 1: after all the flavors have just sat there and gotten 563 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 1: to know each other. Oh, it's a miracle. No, I 564 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: don't add I don't add milk to it. I always 565 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 1: before I knuke it, add even more black pepper to it. 566 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,960 Speaker 1: Black pepper the most gourmet of spices out there, Sir Jesse. 567 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,680 Speaker 1: In previous shows, you came up with some grandiose ideas 568 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,200 Speaker 1: for your new studio. One of those ideas was to 569 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,960 Speaker 1: commission a large oil painting of you and a chain 570 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,400 Speaker 1: mail or armor on a horse in some insane war scene. 571 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,160 Speaker 1: You said you'd hang it at the entrance studio. You're 572 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,560 Speaker 1: in the new studio. What's the status of the portrait? 573 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,360 Speaker 1: I'm dying to know. Tell the suits you need it, says, 574 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,360 Speaker 1: I can use his name. His name is Sam. We 575 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:19,040 Speaker 1: do need that, Chris, Chris. Let corporate know it's critical 576 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,720 Speaker 1: for the show. What Chris, we need this. I don't 577 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,640 Speaker 1: know how we can come back to work Monday unless 578 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,280 Speaker 1: we have an oil painting there. I don't know we 579 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,720 Speaker 1: can do it. Hi Jesse, making our first trip to 580 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,640 Speaker 1: the Bowsman area, wondered if you'd recommend carrying bear spray 581 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,560 Speaker 1: on our daily excursions. I love you. Yes. Here's a 582 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,600 Speaker 1: reminder to all you who did not grow up in 583 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,480 Speaker 1: the Rockies. There are grizzly bears up there. They will 584 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,920 Speaker 1: eat you. If you get in between a mother and 585 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,560 Speaker 1: her cubs, you will live the final five minutes of 586 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,080 Speaker 1: your life in agonizing pain as the grizzly bear tears 587 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:56,560 Speaker 1: you limb from limb. Carry bear spray. I prefer a 588 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,800 Speaker 1: forty four magnum or a shotgun with a slug barrel 589 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,320 Speaker 1: is well. Shotgun with slugs and then buck shot every 590 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,400 Speaker 1: other shot is a great way to do it. I'm 591 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,520 Speaker 1: not naive. I understand you're traveling to Montana. Probably don't 592 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,080 Speaker 1: want to lug a shotgun around. Look, my old man 593 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,680 Speaker 1: has a ranch up there. My folks have a ranch 594 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:17,080 Speaker 1: up there. They carry a shotgun everywhere they go. Chuckgun. 595 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,319 Speaker 1: One round buck, next round slug, One round buck, next 596 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,120 Speaker 1: round slug. That's how That's how most of the pros 597 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: do it up there. If all you can do is 598 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,080 Speaker 1: bear spray, do bear spray, but do something, have something, 599 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,120 Speaker 1: and I'll tell you something else. And I know this 600 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,120 Speaker 1: is stupid and it sounds stupid, and you will look stupid. 601 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 1: But look, Chris looks stupid every day. That doesn't hold 602 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,520 Speaker 1: him what Chris, don't put that figure away? A bell 603 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:46,080 Speaker 1: of some kind. You can either attach it to your belt, 604 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 1: I know that can get annoying, or you can simply 605 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,239 Speaker 1: walk with it in your hand. I mean like a 606 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,239 Speaker 1: little ding ding ding ding ding type bell. Chris is 607 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,279 Speaker 1: holding his hands up. It lets the bears know you're 608 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,000 Speaker 1: coming and they will scurry off for you get there. 609 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,760 Speaker 1: Lots of times when you get to these bear attacks, 610 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,880 Speaker 1: like when you get in between a mom and her cubs, 611 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 1: you surprise them. They didn't hear you coming. That will 612 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,800 Speaker 1: help you. That's been proven effective to help you. Okay, 613 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,160 Speaker 1: So just take care of yourself, all right. Every single 614 00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,320 Speaker 1: year would look it was like lockwork. We would I 615 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,239 Speaker 1: don't want to say we'd laugh about it, but we'd 616 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,480 Speaker 1: shrug our shoulders about it. When I lived in Montana, 617 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,879 Speaker 1: it was just it was just to be expected. Every 618 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: year a couple of tourists would get eaten by a 619 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,399 Speaker 1: grizzly bear in Montana. That just that's how it goes, 620 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,360 Speaker 1: and that's not a pleasant way to go, believe me. 621 00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:38,479 Speaker 1: Hi Jesse found the playlist on Spotify is great. Found 622 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,480 Speaker 1: your show eight months ago. I'm so glad I did. 623 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,480 Speaker 1: I listen as I make dinner and you make me 624 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,160 Speaker 1: laugh out loud, She says, shut up, Chris. He does 625 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,960 Speaker 1: see that, Chris. The LGBTQ Air Force purge of our 626 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,440 Speaker 1: military will ultimately be our downfall. My husband served in 627 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,040 Speaker 1: the Navy, Navy for over twenty years. Most of our 628 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,200 Speaker 1: friends can't believe what's happening to their military. I didn't 629 00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,239 Speaker 1: like it when women when on our ships. And I'm 630 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,120 Speaker 1: a woman, and this transgender ideology has reached insane levels. 631 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,040 Speaker 1: I don't know how this changes, and it's scary. Ask 632 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,200 Speaker 1: what I think of the Packed Act, John Stewart and 633 00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,279 Speaker 1: the Republicans defending it. I'd like your thoughts as I 634 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,120 Speaker 1: can say, her name, thanks for all you do, so 635 00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,680 Speaker 1: on and so forth. Her name is Kim Well. Yes, 636 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,919 Speaker 1: I mean, eventually it's going to come down to needing 637 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,799 Speaker 1: a military to stop somebody who wants to take us 638 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,080 Speaker 1: or take or take valuable things from us. And we 639 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,080 Speaker 1: don't have one, or we do, we're not going to 640 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,400 Speaker 1: have one, as the rock continues. As far as the 641 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:37,000 Speaker 1: Packed Act goes, I'm all about protecting veterans and taking 642 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,800 Speaker 1: care of veterans who got screwed by that burn pit stuff. 643 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,680 Speaker 1: But don't you dare trot out some massive multi billion 644 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,320 Speaker 1: dollar bill with all kinds of waste and fraud and 645 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,919 Speaker 1: abuse and handouts in there, and then throw a little 646 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,360 Speaker 1: something in there for veterans and tell me it's some 647 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,480 Speaker 1: kind of veterans bill. Crisis. Actors don't work on me. 648 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,480 Speaker 1: That does not work on me. It will never work 649 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 1: on me. I know exactly what the Democrats did. They 650 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,400 Speaker 1: loaded this up with goodies for their own constituents and 651 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,400 Speaker 1: then said it was about veterans, and because Republicans are 652 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,759 Speaker 1: too weak and stupid to stop it, they didn't step 653 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,120 Speaker 1: up and stop it. All right, If you missed any 654 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,160 Speaker 1: part of the show, the whole thing's on iHeart, Google, Spotify, 655 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,920 Speaker 1: and iTunes. You keep your chin up, put a smile 656 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,840 Speaker 1: on your face, spend time with your family this weekend. 657 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow, but well not tomorrow. We'll be 658 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,719 Speaker 1: back Monday. Do it all over again, all right, that's 659 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:28,920 Speaker 1: all