1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: Designs. Yeah, I need a job. I excuse me, y'all 2 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 1: looking for someone to draw? Right? Uh you're calling about 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: the graphic design jobs. Does that mean to drash? Uh? Sure, yeah, 4 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: you could describe it like that. Yeah, yeah, that's the 5 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: job I'm talking about. Okay, Uh, could I have your name? 6 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: My name is poop poop, No about poop p double 7 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 1: o k oh poo. Yeah yeah yeah. My mom called 8 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: me Clarence, but jaun call me Poop. Okay, man, I 9 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: get you us damn right, you gave me. I'm guessing 10 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: that you've not actually done any professional work before. What 11 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,279 Speaker 1: do you mean, like I never drash? Well, I mean 12 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: I'm saying that maybe you'd. Have you ever gotten paid 13 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 1: in a professional capacity? I got paid all kinds of 14 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: the ways, you know what I mean. I got racks 15 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 1: on racks on racks. Yesterday, I had to go rack 16 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: store pick up some more racks. You know what I'm saying, Like, 17 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 1: that's how much money I'm making. Yeah, I should get 18 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: paid for my boobercorn. I don't even know what that is. 19 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: Bro Hey, that's one of my drawings. Check it out. 20 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: I drew boobies on a unicorn. You know what I'm 21 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: saying a boobercorn that's like a mythical creature. And all right, 22 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: I think about it. Man, you got a unicorn which 23 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 1: is already like, you know, some of the coolest, and 24 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: then you add boobies to it, which make everything better. Okay, 25 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: y'all can trademark that make millions off it? Uh? Can 26 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 1: I ask you something? Are you serious? Is this a joke? Hey? 27 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 1: Let me ask you the same question. Are you serious 28 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: asking me if I'm serious? Of course I'm serious? Why 29 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,559 Speaker 1: am I calling you? Wasting time? Then? I don't know, Man, 30 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: you're calling about a job. You're talking about a boobycorn 31 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: like I don't know. Yeah, y'all don't like. Hey, hey, 32 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 1: so you're gonna tell on me that the idea of 33 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 1: a unicorn with boobies on it, it's not a good idea. 34 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: Have you have you thought about the company? Know what? 35 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 1: I Hey? What do you do today? Hey? What'd you 36 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: do today? I threw d's on a unicorn? Well you 37 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: have me there. That's that's more than I've done today 38 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: so far, especially after this call. Hey, so, why don't 39 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 1: we just stop all this back and forth nonsense and 40 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: let me get you my nine pages nine pages of 41 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: what my resume? I got nine page resume. You're really 42 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: not playing games with you right now? You're serious? Hey, man, yo, Hey, hey, hey, 43 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 1: I quit school because of recess. You know what I'm saying. 44 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: I don't play. So here's here's what I'm gonna say 45 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: to you know, maybe just like help you out a 46 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 1: little bit. I feel like you're playing with me now. Man, 47 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm be interestful here. Your resume should be 48 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: like one page, dude, one page. And that's why you 49 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: ain't never worked to day in your life? Is man? 50 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,959 Speaker 1: I got nine pages? You got one page. Hey, you 51 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: gonna tell me I can't have a job. There? You 52 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: got one page. This is mom, this mom telling me 53 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,639 Speaker 1: I could get a job. There. I got a one 54 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 1: page resume. I got nine pages, son. You know, Pook, 55 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,919 Speaker 1: it's not working out, but it's really nice. Hey, before 56 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: you go, if you want to, I could just give 57 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: you a picture on the phone of this girl I've 58 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: been banging. If the booblecorn ain't gonna work for you, 59 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,080 Speaker 1: I don't need to see a picture of a girl 60 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: that you've been y'all share about that, you know, Pook, 61 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: I really appreciate the hey, hey, hey, if I can't 62 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: get that job down there, can just drop my kids 63 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: off for a little while. Y'all watch them for me. 64 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: Is that it yet, y'all laughing? That must be a 65 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:45,839 Speaker 1: yes then, huh no, no, no, no no no. All right, hey, hey, 66 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: you know what, you know what you offended me. I'm 67 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: gonna take my Booblecorn picture somewhere else to a rival company. 68 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: Oh man, Well, good luck to you. Good luck, good 69 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 1: luck to you. Next time you turn on the TV, 70 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: you go see Booblecorn right there. Realized what a mistake 71 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: you made. Mummy, Nothing, nothing would make me happy. It's 72 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: a big beautiful man, big big horn on them sad 73 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: and two big boobies. Goodbye, Pook.