WEBVTT - TRUMP PLANS 2020 ELECTION INDICTMENTS, SHOW TRIALS - 1.22.26 0:00:04.795 --> 0:00:26.835 Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. Donald 0:00:26.915 --> 0:00:30.755 John Trump cannot continue as president of the United States. 0:00:31.355 --> 0:00:37.915 He is at this moment having a full scale psychological breakdown. Obviously, 0:00:39.635 --> 0:00:46.075 so we're agreed good. However, lost in this quicksand of 0:00:46.115 --> 0:00:49.835 this latest Trump full length, complete and total seventy two 0:00:49.995 --> 0:00:52.795 hours of delusion of something just this side of a 0:00:52.835 --> 0:00:56.395 fugue state, Trump has let it slip. He has provided 0:00:56.515 --> 0:01:00.395 enough clues to suggest that his next insane scheme may 0:01:00.435 --> 0:01:06.395 be a rollout of an absolutely fabricated, amazingly intricate, high octane, 0:01:06.515 --> 0:01:10.555 full volume cell of the conspiracy theory that the twenty 0:01:10.635 --> 0:01:13.635 twenty presidential election was not only fixed, but that it 0:01:13.715 --> 0:01:20.675 was fixed by Nicholas Maduro of Venezuela. And that's why 0:01:20.715 --> 0:01:27.635 we renditioned him. You heard me, Trump revealed intentionally. I 0:01:27.675 --> 0:01:31.395 think he had a question planted at that putinesque multi 0:01:31.435 --> 0:01:36.835 hour dissociative episode only with reporters present, that they may 0:01:36.875 --> 0:01:40.515 be about to start an attempt to gaslight and sainwash 0:01:40.595 --> 0:01:44.155 at the same time some sort of Maduro confession to 0:01:44.275 --> 0:01:47.875 fixing it for Biden and then pardoning Maduro and prosecuting 0:01:47.915 --> 0:01:50.235 Biden and Who knows if Trump takes it further and 0:01:50.275 --> 0:01:53.235 tries to apply whatever this is supposed to mean to 0:01:53.475 --> 0:01:58.395 the midterms or to this continuing quixtic anti constitutional belief 0:01:58.435 --> 0:02:01.235 that he's entitled to a third term. Who knows if 0:02:01.275 --> 0:02:04.035 his brain will not have oozed out his ears by 0:02:04.115 --> 0:02:07.155 then by next week. But I think the first part 0:02:07.195 --> 0:02:09.835 is true. I think they are really going to try 0:02:09.875 --> 0:02:12.395 the first part. They're going to try to draw all 0:02:12.475 --> 0:02:16.195 the imaginary lunatic threads together and make them into one 0:02:16.515 --> 0:02:21.955 giant imaginary lunatic plot to quote prove quote Trump quote 0:02:22.075 --> 0:02:28.475 one quote the twenty twenty election. Thanks to Maduro. This 0:02:28.515 --> 0:02:32.275 has been the holy grail down at the flat earth 0:02:32.435 --> 0:02:36.955 spontaneous human combustion. There wasn't a moon landing end of 0:02:37.035 --> 0:02:40.155 the Trumpest spectrum. And I don't know why this came 0:02:40.235 --> 0:02:43.595 up this week unless Trump has decided that he has 0:02:43.595 --> 0:02:47.835 no way out of Minnesota except letting Ice slowly just vanish, 0:02:48.155 --> 0:02:50.555 the way he had to let the war on California 0:02:50.675 --> 0:02:54.835 slowly just vanish. And that even Trump knows Greenland is 0:02:55.115 --> 0:02:58.355 petering out. And now it's obvious he has lost all 0:02:58.395 --> 0:03:01.795 interest in Iran, and now his cult is getting really 0:03:01.835 --> 0:03:04.555 bored with the Nobel Peace Prize stuff since he already 0:03:04.555 --> 0:03:11.595 got one, even though it's you know, used, Trump shortly 0:03:11.675 --> 0:03:14.515 will be trying to sell and expecting the congressional and 0:03:14.595 --> 0:03:19.195 senatorial whorees he owns to endorse. One of the favorite, 0:03:19.315 --> 0:03:22.915 albeit dumbest conspiracy theories about the twenty twenty election that 0:03:22.995 --> 0:03:28.395 it was fixed for President Biden by software design created 0:03:28.555 --> 0:03:34.235 financed a shot by Nicholas Maduro of Venezuela. In reality, 0:03:34.355 --> 0:03:37.955 Nicholas Maduro is a man who struggles to successfully zipper 0:03:38.035 --> 0:03:42.395 his own windbreaker. But since long before the twenty twenty election, 0:03:42.595 --> 0:03:45.635 the Trump gang has been pushing this nonsense that somebody 0:03:45.715 --> 0:03:49.395 or some company or some magical force in Venezuela fixed 0:03:49.435 --> 0:03:53.115 all the voting machines, because for six years now it 0:03:53.195 --> 0:03:56.595 has been evident that nothing in Trump's damaged mind is 0:03:56.755 --> 0:04:03.475 capable of processing the reality that he's lost Those around 0:04:03.555 --> 0:04:07.275 him had large he tamped down the Maduro rigged that election, 0:04:07.395 --> 0:04:10.315 you know delusion, But of course in the last year 0:04:10.755 --> 0:04:14.235 those who could tamp him down have lost all influence 0:04:14.275 --> 0:04:16.555 on him. He weeded out those who were good at it, 0:04:16.875 --> 0:04:19.835 and has previously noted Trump's metal incapacity and his utter 0:04:20.035 --> 0:04:22.155 certainty that he is right and the rest of us 0:04:22.195 --> 0:04:26.155 are wrong grows by the hour. And then at that 0:04:26.235 --> 0:04:29.875 news conference, Trump really spilled the beans on this. He 0:04:29.955 --> 0:04:31.955 didn't do a lot, he didn't do it for a 0:04:31.955 --> 0:04:35.395 long time. But if you were listening carefully amid all 0:04:35.515 --> 0:04:40.115 of the truly delusional, nonsensical, no line of thought drek, 0:04:40.195 --> 0:04:45.275 there were two gems on the pile of Trump shaped dung. 0:04:47.195 --> 0:04:50.875 There is an alternative way to interpret this country's extra 0:04:50.955 --> 0:04:54.355 legal kidnapping of the dictator of Venezuela on the pretext 0:04:54.355 --> 0:04:58.155 of leaving his deputy in charge of that country, when 0:04:58.195 --> 0:05:01.515 in fact she was the one our own anti drug 0:05:01.555 --> 0:05:06.515 trafficking agencies were focused on, not him blowing up the 0:05:06.595 --> 0:05:09.475 Venezuelan fishing boats and the Venezuelan fishermen and going in 0:05:09.515 --> 0:05:14.435 and renditioning another leader might have had some vague connection 0:05:14.515 --> 0:05:18.155 to the international drug trade. But this alternate theory, which 0:05:18.195 --> 0:05:22.235 makes just as much lack of sense, it was that 0:05:22.275 --> 0:05:24.275 it was in reality to accomplish this one thing, to 0:05:24.315 --> 0:05:27.595 get Maduro into a US prison, to get him under 0:05:27.635 --> 0:05:31.795 Trump's control, and then get him to confess or confirm 0:05:31.995 --> 0:05:34.755 or invent some story in which no Biden didn't win 0:05:34.795 --> 0:05:37.435 in twenty twenty. Trump really won in twenty twenty, and 0:05:37.475 --> 0:05:45.075 he Nicholas Maduro and his Venezuelan mastermind somehow used in 0:05:45.435 --> 0:05:49.875 space lasers, probably to change Trump votes to Biden votes 0:05:50.595 --> 0:05:56.715 by the billions. If you can still hear me over 0:05:56.755 --> 0:06:01.515 your own laughter or uncontrollable tears, let me remind you 0:06:01.595 --> 0:06:04.395 of Trump's phone call from July twenty fifth, two thousand 0:06:04.475 --> 0:06:10.035 nineth to the then non household name president of Ukraine, 0:06:10.875 --> 0:06:17.195 Voladimir's Zolensky, which was in essence an extortion attempt, whereby 0:06:17.195 --> 0:06:19.835 Trump would supply Ukraine with weapons he was already obligated 0:06:19.875 --> 0:06:22.795 to supply by treaty in exchange for a little favor 0:06:22.835 --> 0:06:25.475 in which Zelensky would provide or producer, simply make up 0:06:25.515 --> 0:06:28.395 evidence that fifteen months ahead of the twenty twenty election, 0:06:28.795 --> 0:06:33.155 Joe Biden was being investigated in Ukraine for corruption. It 0:06:33.195 --> 0:06:36.395 was a simple and itsself corrupt trade. Trump would extort 0:06:36.875 --> 0:06:41.075 fabricated slander against his leading likely opponent in twenty twenty 0:06:41.315 --> 0:06:44.155 in exchange for the weapons with which Zelensky might save, 0:06:44.475 --> 0:06:48.555 you know, the lives of his people. It's a hostage 0:06:48.595 --> 0:06:52.835 situation in any event. You might remember Trump got impeached 0:06:52.835 --> 0:06:57.595 for it. Maybe you read about that the first impeachment 0:06:57.835 --> 0:07:00.755 of the two. Well, already you can see what Trump 0:07:00.875 --> 0:07:03.955 learned from all that. A simple one to one agreement 0:07:03.995 --> 0:07:07.635 with another press that it is insufficient and in fact dangerous. 0:07:07.995 --> 0:07:11.235 A box of phony documents smearing Biden would have been 0:07:11.555 --> 0:07:15.555 insufficient and dangerous in anyways, Zelenski didn't share Trump's gift 0:07:15.635 --> 0:07:18.595 for corruption. What Trump realized at the end of this 0:07:18.835 --> 0:07:24.635 that he needed needs was something more dramatic and seemingly unanswerable, 0:07:24.755 --> 0:07:30.795 like a prison cell confession from Nicholas Maduro, drug kingpin, 0:07:32.275 --> 0:07:37.795 victim of oh US army gallantry, a confession for Maduro 0:07:37.875 --> 0:07:41.515 that he fixed the twenty twenty election for Biden because 0:07:41.515 --> 0:07:43.795 we've never had an explanation on how it was done, 0:07:43.955 --> 0:07:47.555 and this guy would say anything. It's Nicholas effing Maduro. 0:07:49.195 --> 0:07:51.315 And whether or not they pull this off, whether or 0:07:51.315 --> 0:07:53.795 not it gets far enough for them to devote all 0:07:53.835 --> 0:07:56.355 of the resources of the United States of America to 0:07:56.595 --> 0:08:00.355 selling you this bullshit, whether or not they can convince 0:08:00.355 --> 0:08:03.795 people it's real. Trump on Tuesday made two comments that 0:08:03.915 --> 0:08:08.755 confirm he sure as hell is going to try comment 0:08:08.875 --> 0:08:12.235 number one unsolicited so rigged election. 0:08:12.315 --> 0:08:15.155 Everybody knows that now and by the way, numbers are 0:08:15.155 --> 0:08:17.355 coming out that show it even more plainly. 0:08:18.075 --> 0:08:20.195 We caught him, We caught. 0:08:20.075 --> 0:08:27.795 Him, We caught them now. Trump is incapable of not lying, 0:08:28.315 --> 0:08:29.995 so he could have said that at any time. But 0:08:30.035 --> 0:08:33.275 the key to interpreting and understanding Trump's lies is to 0:08:33.275 --> 0:08:37.155 remember that he sells them so well because he has 0:08:37.315 --> 0:08:41.235 convinced himself that they are not lies. It may be 0:08:41.355 --> 0:08:46.475 only temporary, but he believes that's true. Maybe he believes 0:08:46.475 --> 0:08:48.835 it for half an hour, half a day. Who knows, 0:08:50.715 --> 0:08:53.395 and what he needs is and it may be only 0:08:53.475 --> 0:08:57.275 a temporary, fixed, temporary support, but inevitably he needs somebody 0:08:57.355 --> 0:09:01.915 saying something to him about the subject, or he sees 0:09:01.955 --> 0:09:04.955 something on Fox News, or he reads a post or 0:09:05.355 --> 0:09:08.755 more importantly, looks at a meme on truth Social because 0:09:08.795 --> 0:09:12.435 I'm not fully convinced he's literate, and that supplies him 0:09:12.435 --> 0:09:15.195 anew with the bullshit. He needs to turn around and 0:09:15.235 --> 0:09:18.635 try to sell these fantasies to the marks out there, 0:09:19.715 --> 0:09:24.315 his supporters. So what happened here, or more correctly, who 0:09:24.435 --> 0:09:28.315 lied to him and said something had happened with Maduro? 0:09:28.715 --> 0:09:32.755 And that translated in his diseased dissolving cortex into we 0:09:32.875 --> 0:09:36.795 caught them. That was also provided Tuesday by one of 0:09:36.795 --> 0:09:39.755 those propaganda plants who have replaced about one third of 0:09:39.795 --> 0:09:43.115 the journalists who are trotted in to read pre written 0:09:43.195 --> 0:09:46.515 quote questions unquote, which are designed to get Trump to 0:09:46.595 --> 0:09:49.315 remember that it is now time to roll out a 0:09:49.395 --> 0:09:54.835 conspiracy theory slowly in advance, before later detonating the whole 0:09:54.915 --> 0:10:00.595 megaton package of bullshit. This plant, and nobody yet connected 0:10:00.635 --> 0:10:04.475 to the Trump disinformation complex, has ever been better described 0:10:04.515 --> 0:10:07.835 by that word plant in all of its meetings. This 0:10:07.995 --> 0:10:11.755 plant is named Kara Castro Nuova, and she is an 0:10:11.955 --> 0:10:15.915 X boxer, not an IFC fighter, A real old fashioned 0:10:16.115 --> 0:10:20.035 punch you in the face, cross eyed woman boxer whose 0:10:20.115 --> 0:10:24.155 journalistic resume runs the entire gamut. I mean, listen to 0:10:24.275 --> 0:10:29.595 this series of great experiences in news. She's gone from 0:10:29.755 --> 0:10:34.835 NBC's Dieting Show, The Biggest Loser, to voice artistry work 0:10:34.875 --> 0:10:38.115 on the video game Grand Theft Auto to her current 0:10:38.155 --> 0:10:43.955 position White House correspondent for the Mike Lindell News TV 0:10:44.195 --> 0:10:52.195 Network Pillow Talk. Laugh all you want, but this background, 0:10:52.395 --> 0:10:58.835 with this background, Kara Castro Nueva is like, only two 0:10:58.875 --> 0:11:04.075 notches down on the journalistic scoreboard from Barry Weiss and 0:11:04.195 --> 0:11:09.755 only one notch down from Stephen A. Smith. Still, when 0:11:09.795 --> 0:11:13.275 it was time for missus castro Nuova to deliver her 0:11:13.395 --> 0:11:16.675 line about Maduro, to read it off a card in 0:11:16.715 --> 0:11:19.075 front of her face or off of her phone, it 0:11:19.115 --> 0:11:22.275 was hard to tell which. For somebody who could actually 0:11:22.875 --> 0:11:26.395 go into Madison Square Garden and hit somebody else in 0:11:26.435 --> 0:11:30.355 front of people in the face, she sure was terrified. 0:11:30.715 --> 0:11:33.675 Thank you so much, President Trump. Kara Kastronova from Glyndell TV. 0:11:33.955 --> 0:11:37.635 And you spoke earlier about the twenty twenty election. Now 0:11:37.715 --> 0:11:41.195 that Maduro is in US custodying he was criminally charged, 0:11:41.435 --> 0:11:43.795 has any more information emerged that you could share with 0:11:43.875 --> 0:11:48.315 us regarding Venezuelan election software and Venezuelan ties to tampering 0:11:48.435 --> 0:11:51.275 with the twenty twenty election? And would you consider speaking 0:11:51.315 --> 0:11:55.155 to Maduro personally in prison in New York to get 0:11:55.155 --> 0:11:57.875 some answers on Venezuela's involvement with the twenty twenty election. 0:11:58.115 --> 0:11:59.795 No, I don't think I would be doing that. 0:11:59.875 --> 0:12:02.835 I think my lawyership very unhappy. 0:12:01.515 --> 0:12:08.035 If yeah, they've learned, they've learned something, So would Trump 0:12:08.075 --> 0:12:11.275 go and talk to Maduro personally in jail about the 0:12:11.275 --> 0:12:15.635 twenty twenty election, like Jack Ruby wanting to meet with 0:12:15.675 --> 0:12:20.115 the Supreme Court justices after the Kennedy assassination. No, no, 0:12:20.195 --> 0:12:24.955 of course, not. Have Trump's scumbags already gone and talked 0:12:24.995 --> 0:12:29.435 to Maduro personally about the twenty twenty election. Sure, and 0:12:29.515 --> 0:12:35.555 Trump says they've learned some things. And as you heard earlier, 0:12:36.555 --> 0:12:41.275 we caught them. It's not hard to construct the rest 0:12:41.275 --> 0:12:43.275 of this in your own mind. You don't really need 0:12:43.355 --> 0:12:46.955 me for this part. They proceed with the prosecution of Maduro, 0:12:47.555 --> 0:12:50.195 and then Trump produces a few more shots across Joe 0:12:50.275 --> 0:12:54.355 Biden's bow. He hinted at prosecuting Biden last week for 0:12:54.475 --> 0:12:59.195 what he suggested was illegally being president, and he's hinted 0:12:59.275 --> 0:13:02.115 again this week. Quote Biden and the radical left thugs 0:13:02.115 --> 0:13:04.835 that surrounded the resolution desk in the Oval Office, and 0:13:04.875 --> 0:13:07.235 of course the illegal use of the auto pen. They 0:13:07.275 --> 0:13:13.355 should be in jail, as we know, those posts and 0:13:13.635 --> 0:13:18.035 memos to Pam Bondi are interchangeable. And oh, by the way, 0:13:18.035 --> 0:13:20.395 it's the resolute desk, Grandpa. 0:13:20.555 --> 0:13:25.075 We are thousands of miles away, separated by a giant ocean. 0:13:26.515 --> 0:13:28.795 It's a war that should have never started, and it 0:13:28.835 --> 0:13:32.835 wouldn't have started if the twenty twenty US presidential election 0:13:32.955 --> 0:13:35.675 weren't rigged. It was a rigged election. Everybody now knows 0:13:35.715 --> 0:13:40.075 that they found out. People will soon be prosecuted for 0:13:40.155 --> 0:13:45.275 what they did. It's probably breaking news, but it should be. 0:13:45.435 --> 0:13:48.115 It's a rigged election. Can't have rigged elections. 0:13:48.555 --> 0:13:51.875 So first he softens up the field with some more 0:13:52.195 --> 0:13:56.075 not so veiled threats against Biden and his administration. Then 0:13:56.075 --> 0:13:59.515 at some point there is a bombshell leak that Maduro 0:13:59.635 --> 0:14:03.675 is ready to confess that he has information vital to 0:14:04.715 --> 0:14:08.115 and the QAN on about the twenty twenty election, and 0:14:08.195 --> 0:14:11.355 a wave of panic sweeps through magaland that they're gonna 0:14:11.395 --> 0:14:15.035 epstein him in present, and by epstein, I mean suicide him, 0:14:14.995 --> 0:14:17.115 I don't mean Trump breaking the law and covering up 0:14:17.155 --> 0:14:19.835 all the Maduro documents that he was required to release 0:14:19.835 --> 0:14:23.275 a month ago, like all the Epstein documents. And then 0:14:23.275 --> 0:14:27.515 there's some kind of in jail interview. Martha McCallum would 0:14:27.515 --> 0:14:31.355 be okay, Tony de Koppel would be better. Of course, 0:14:31.395 --> 0:14:35.795 he might be working for Mike Lindel TV by then anyway, 0:14:35.795 --> 0:14:38.955 finally there is a congressional hearing. James Comer would be nice, 0:14:39.035 --> 0:14:42.315 Jim Jordan would be better, and then presto chango. Maduro 0:14:42.355 --> 0:14:45.955 either gets pardoned. Remember the joke when they kidnapped him. 0:14:46.115 --> 0:14:48.835 Maduro should just go into court the first minute and 0:14:48.875 --> 0:14:52.315 say what are the charges? Then say I plead guilty, 0:14:52.555 --> 0:14:54.715 then say, in the same breath, Okay, so I'm a 0:14:54.795 --> 0:14:59.315 drug dealer, where's my pardon? Trump? Maduro gets pardoned, or 0:14:59.355 --> 0:15:02.235 his sentence gets reduced to time served, or they give 0:15:02.275 --> 0:15:06.555 him his own island somewhere, or or this is the 0:15:06.555 --> 0:15:15.795 CBS Evening News with Nicholas Maduro. Okay, I maybe getting 0:15:15.835 --> 0:15:20.435 carried away here, but this is the next scam. Whether 0:15:20.555 --> 0:15:23.755 it is of any practical use or not is debatable, 0:15:24.115 --> 0:15:26.395 But no matter the answer, it is essential that Trump 0:15:26.435 --> 0:15:31.195 convinces everybody he really won because of yet another version 0:15:31.235 --> 0:15:37.235 of our old friend Annosagnosia. The thought that somewhere somebody 0:15:37.275 --> 0:15:40.835 believes he lost. Truly, two hundred and fifty two hundred 0:15:40.835 --> 0:15:44.995 and seventy five million Americans believe that at least, but 0:15:45.035 --> 0:15:48.835 he doesn't believe that either. The thought that anybody believes 0:15:48.835 --> 0:15:51.995 he's a loser, that they laugh at him about twenty twenty. 0:15:52.155 --> 0:15:58.035 This is intolerable to Trump still forever it is unfixable. 0:15:59.835 --> 0:16:02.395 He will die and his last thought will be about 0:16:02.395 --> 0:16:07.275 the twenty twenty election. But the point now to our 0:16:07.315 --> 0:16:09.595 purposes right now is that no matter what Trump has 0:16:09.595 --> 0:16:13.555 accomplished in the last year of hell, and as impossible 0:16:13.595 --> 0:16:16.555 as this sounds, there is some comfort to the reality 0:16:16.595 --> 0:16:21.115 that his hell has been worse than ours because he 0:16:21.275 --> 0:16:26.835 is so deeply mentally disturbed, and the thought that people 0:16:27.355 --> 0:16:32.195 repudiated him, that he did not defeat an opponent, that. 0:16:32.195 --> 0:16:42.195 He lost an election is always there, waiting to blank 0:16:42.275 --> 0:16:45.035 out the vision of life in front of him. It's 0:16:45.155 --> 0:16:51.195 always there to ruin even his most evil fun And 0:16:51.235 --> 0:16:56.555 so we had the Zelensky bullshit of twenty nineteen, and 0:16:56.635 --> 0:16:58.875 I think what we learned this week is we are 0:16:59.035 --> 0:17:03.555 probably going to have the Maduro bullshit of twenty twenty six. 0:17:28.035 --> 0:17:30.315 Now I should go back to my original premise here 0:17:30.315 --> 0:17:35.835 that he cannot continue as president once again. No shit, Keith, Well, 0:17:35.955 --> 0:17:39.235 you really stayed up nights thinking about that one. How 0:17:39.235 --> 0:17:42.475 to fix this when there are still only motives for 0:17:42.555 --> 0:17:45.795 his enablers to keep him there and there are as 0:17:45.875 --> 0:17:48.275 yet no real motives for them to get him out 0:17:48.275 --> 0:17:51.595 of there. I still don't know. I saw a member 0:17:51.635 --> 0:17:55.475 of the British House of Lords ask in public when 0:17:56.195 --> 0:17:59.115 Trump's Republican supporters would turn on him. This was a 0:17:59.195 --> 0:18:06.755 conservative British peer, the upper crust of the Conservatives, the 0:18:06.875 --> 0:18:10.315 sons and grandsons of the guys who wanted to make 0:18:10.315 --> 0:18:15.275 a deal with Hitler. And he thinks the Republicans will 0:18:15.315 --> 0:18:18.275 eventually turn on Trump and are about to do it. Well, 0:18:18.315 --> 0:18:22.395 why you turn on him? And if you succeed and 0:18:22.395 --> 0:18:26.155 he's out of power, he can't pardon you. If you 0:18:26.235 --> 0:18:29.715 turn on him, you lose your power, probably immediately. You 0:18:29.995 --> 0:18:32.835 lose your seat in Congress or the Senate or wherever 0:18:32.875 --> 0:18:35.395 else you are. If you turn on him, you lose 0:18:35.435 --> 0:18:37.955 all the money that is being siphoned to you, all 0:18:37.995 --> 0:18:40.635 the stock tips you get in advance, all the access 0:18:40.675 --> 0:18:43.115 to pardons for your friends. If you turn on him, 0:18:43.235 --> 0:18:50.155 the Epstein files are released, possibly before nightfall. So no, 0:18:50.555 --> 0:18:53.475 I'm sorry, I don't have a fix yet. I don't 0:18:53.475 --> 0:18:56.555 know when this became my personal responsibility, but nobody else 0:18:56.555 --> 0:18:58.955 seems to be interested in trying to solve it. But 0:18:59.275 --> 0:19:02.275 I do have an endless supply of analogies, and that 0:19:02.355 --> 0:19:05.035 thing Tuesday, other than the Maduro part, was like watching 0:19:05.035 --> 0:19:08.595 a movie length version of an all time classic Saturday 0:19:08.635 --> 0:19:11.635 Night Live sketch that might be before your time. The 0:19:11.675 --> 0:19:19.555 great Dan Ackroid in full six foot tall giant bosomie attire, 0:19:20.355 --> 0:19:26.355 portraying the French chef the famed Julia Child on PBS. 0:19:26.075 --> 0:19:29.555 Who talked like this save a Liver. 0:19:30.595 --> 0:19:35.155 Only he portrayed her having just sliced up chicken and 0:19:35.315 --> 0:19:41.555 accidentally cutting her wrist and bleeding unbelievably profusely and quickly 0:19:41.555 --> 0:19:44.075 beginning to pass out from loss of blood, all while 0:19:44.235 --> 0:19:46.955 still trying to continue her show and her cooking lesson. 0:19:48.075 --> 0:19:53.435 Ackroyd begins to almost sing save the Liver, Save and 0:19:53.595 --> 0:19:57.395 bounce from topic to topic to topic, and he she 0:19:58.035 --> 0:20:02.675 ends up with, I remember when I was a little. 0:20:02.315 --> 0:20:07.435 Girl and my mother I said to me, we. 0:20:07.395 --> 0:20:10.635 Had a place called Creedmore Creed more than anybody know 0:20:10.755 --> 0:20:14.115 that Creed Moore, who was a big I said, Mom, 0:20:14.995 --> 0:20:17.435 why are those bars on the building? I used to 0:20:17.475 --> 0:20:21.635 play little league baseball there at the place called Cunningham Park. 0:20:23.395 --> 0:20:26.555 Who's quite the baseball player you wouldn't believe, But I 0:20:26.635 --> 0:20:30.795 said to my mother. Mom, she would be there, always 0:20:30.835 --> 0:20:33.235 there for me. She said, son, you could be a 0:20:33.315 --> 0:20:37.075 professional baseball player. I said, thanks, Mom, I said, why 0:20:37.075 --> 0:20:38.915 are those bars on the windows? 0:20:39.835 --> 0:20:43.475 Big building, big powerful. 0:20:42.955 --> 0:20:46.795 Building, everything but save the liver. Thank you, Julia Child. Trump, 0:20:47.795 --> 0:20:54.275 baseball and insane asylums. By the way, exhaustive studies of 0:20:54.315 --> 0:20:57.915 the surviving box scores from Trump's three years as the 0:20:57.955 --> 0:21:01.675 first basement at NIMA, the New York Military Academy. He 0:21:01.755 --> 0:21:05.395 went there instead of to reform school show that this 0:21:05.635 --> 0:21:09.035 future Hall of famer mommy told him so had a 0:21:09.075 --> 0:21:15.275 high school career batting average of one thirty eight. I 0:21:15.315 --> 0:21:20.875 mean that's less than mine. The rest of Trump's brain 0:21:21.195 --> 0:21:24.235 bleeding out, like Acroyd's version of Julia Child, was reflected 0:21:24.275 --> 0:21:27.515 in his overnight social media dump that preceded that press conference, 0:21:27.675 --> 0:21:31.035 leaking the text from Emmanuel Macron and NATO's Secretary General 0:21:31.075 --> 0:21:33.435 Mark Rute and retweeting the guy who said the real 0:21:33.555 --> 0:21:36.555 enemy is NATO and the UN and that Greenland meme 0:21:36.635 --> 0:21:39.315 and the Greenland Canada meme and the threat to tear 0:21:39.515 --> 0:21:42.835 French wines if Trump doesn't get Macron to pony up 0:21:42.875 --> 0:21:45.675 a billion dollars to jump to Trump's new alternate un 0:21:45.715 --> 0:21:48.715 the Legion of Doom or whatever he's calling it, and 0:21:48.795 --> 0:21:50.995 his insistence that he doesn't care about the Nobel but 0:21:51.035 --> 0:21:53.755 Norway does fix the Nobel Prizes And isn't it too 0:21:53.755 --> 0:21:56.555 bad there are too many insane killers around you that 0:21:56.635 --> 0:21:59.915 you can't talk to. Does he own a mirror? And 0:21:59.955 --> 0:22:03.235 then the only one that really mattered? Whereas if we 0:22:03.315 --> 0:22:05.995 needed a reminder that it is not that Trump does 0:22:06.035 --> 0:22:09.315 not feel anything for other people, it is that Trump 0:22:09.435 --> 0:22:13.955 cannot really process the idea that there are other people 0:22:14.835 --> 0:22:18.475 on this planet and that there are things in their 0:22:18.595 --> 0:22:23.995 lives that have nothing to do with Trump. Renee Good's wife, 0:22:24.195 --> 0:22:28.435 per Trump, is a liar who never cared about her. 0:22:28.555 --> 0:22:31.715 Didn't care about her as she watched her being murdered 0:22:32.075 --> 0:22:35.315 by an ice thug. No no, no no, It was 0:22:35.355 --> 0:22:37.875 clear because she sang like an opera singer, like a 0:22:37.875 --> 0:22:42.595 professional opera singer, so loud, a professional agitator who did 0:22:42.635 --> 0:22:46.435 not respond the right way according to Trump, to witnessing 0:22:46.475 --> 0:22:49.675 her wife being murdered, didn't have the right kind of pain, 0:22:49.835 --> 0:22:53.675 according to Donald Trump, when street thugs working for Donald 0:22:53.675 --> 0:22:59.275 Trump killed Renee Good, but Renee Good's father he's important 0:22:59.315 --> 0:23:04.515 here because Renee Good's father is a Trump. 0:23:05.435 --> 0:23:11.595 When she was shot, there was another woman that was screaming, shame, shame, shame, shame. Right, 0:23:11.755 --> 0:23:17.075 he said, so loud, like a professional opera singer. She 0:23:17.155 --> 0:23:20.395 was so loud and so professional. 0:23:21.355 --> 0:23:21.995 She wasn't a. 0:23:21.915 --> 0:23:25.795 Woman that was hurt, like, oh my heart's injured. She 0:23:25.915 --> 0:23:31.795 was a professionals. Shame shame. She's screaming, shame shap I said, 0:23:31.835 --> 0:23:35.995 that's not a normal person. That's that's a professional. These 0:23:36.035 --> 0:23:39.355 are professional agitators and professional people that want to see 0:23:39.355 --> 0:23:42.435 our country do badly. I felt horribly when I was 0:23:42.475 --> 0:23:48.115 told that the young woman who was I had the tragedy. 0:23:48.195 --> 0:23:50.675 It's a tragedy. It's a horrible thing. Everybody would say 0:23:50.755 --> 0:23:54.595 Ice would say the same thing. But when I learned 0:23:54.635 --> 0:23:59.795 her her parents, and her father in particular is like, I. 0:23:59.715 --> 0:24:01.155 Hope he still is, but I don't know. 0:24:02.155 --> 0:24:06.315 Was a tremendous Trump fan, was all for Trump, loved Trump, 0:24:07.675 --> 0:24:12.875 and you know, it's terrible. I was told that by 0:24:12.875 --> 0:24:14.915 a lot of people. They said, oh, he loves you. 0:24:14.995 --> 0:24:16.795 He was hoped. 0:24:17.115 --> 0:24:19.355 I hope he still feels that way. And I sorry, 0:24:19.755 --> 0:24:20.555 hard situation. 0:24:20.675 --> 0:24:24.875 But her father was a tremendous and parents for tremendous 0:24:25.155 --> 0:24:25.955 Trump fans. 0:24:27.035 --> 0:24:29.315 And so there is the true lesson of Trump's invasion 0:24:29.355 --> 0:24:32.675 of Minnesota, his terrorism against that state and its people, 0:24:32.875 --> 0:24:37.315 his white trash racism towards Somali Americans, the evolution of 0:24:37.355 --> 0:24:41.635 his white trash racism towards African Americans when Trump and 0:24:41.675 --> 0:24:45.195 his white trash father were prosecuted for it by the 0:24:45.275 --> 0:24:49.235 Nixon administration in nineteen seventy three. There is the true 0:24:49.315 --> 0:24:53.115 lesson of ICE's refusal to pay medical bills for the 0:24:53.155 --> 0:24:57.115 injuries and illnesses its gestapo has inflicted on our neighbors 0:24:57.235 --> 0:25:00.915 and our friends and our citizens, the true lesson of 0:25:00.955 --> 0:25:03.435 the laws that were supposed to protect those people, and 0:25:03.555 --> 0:25:07.355 usu lesson of the fact that the FBI found cause 0:25:07.435 --> 0:25:09.795 to investigate the murder of Renee Good, but dropped it 0:25:09.835 --> 0:25:12.315 so the Department of Justice could instead keep the focus 0:25:12.435 --> 0:25:15.555 on trying to prosecute Mayor Fry and Governor Walls for 0:25:15.635 --> 0:25:21.435 what they said about Ice. For what you may say 0:25:21.475 --> 0:25:24.315 next about Ice or anything else Trump doesn't like you saying. 0:25:25.595 --> 0:25:28.555 Therein lies the true lesson of all the horrors that 0:25:28.595 --> 0:25:30.835 have played out, thanks holly to the madness of the 0:25:30.955 --> 0:25:34.915 terrorist Donald John Trump, we discover that the true lesson, 0:25:34.955 --> 0:25:38.515 the true tragedy, the true crisis, is something else altogether. 0:25:38.755 --> 0:25:44.315 That the true victim here is Trump, because the woman 0:25:44.395 --> 0:25:47.915 he murdered by proxy was the daughter of one of 0:25:47.955 --> 0:25:53.515 his fans. And the unbelievable, the unbearable may now happen 0:25:54.155 --> 0:26:02.355 to Trump. Her father may for some reason not be 0:26:02.515 --> 0:26:16.955 a Trump fan. More in passing congrats to the Vice 0:26:16.995 --> 0:26:19.915 President and the Second Lady of the United States, JB. 0:26:20.115 --> 0:26:24.835 And Usha Vance. The latter, the second lady, I have 0:26:24.995 --> 0:26:28.995 only now learned. I was this many days old when 0:26:29.035 --> 0:26:32.555 I found out that the Vice President's wife goes by 0:26:32.595 --> 0:26:41.875 the unfortunate acronym of slot us slowtus. How slow is 0:26:41.915 --> 0:26:48.995 she exactly? Slottus? Who you call on a slot? Well, anyway, 0:26:49.155 --> 0:26:52.355 my congratulations because they have a fourth child on the way, 0:26:52.635 --> 0:26:57.475 And my congratulations particularly to missus Vance. Your couch motif 0:26:57.675 --> 0:27:06.275 lingerie has worked yet again. Oh the pillows also of 0:27:06.315 --> 0:27:08.715 interest here. So you'd think if you'd been on TV 0:27:08.875 --> 0:27:11.675 doing the news for an hour or more every night 0:27:11.755 --> 0:27:13.715 for nearly a quarter of a century, and you were 0:27:13.715 --> 0:27:16.275 on a network that was once widely thought to be 0:27:16.355 --> 0:27:18.955 liberal and once widely thought to be anti Trump and 0:27:18.995 --> 0:27:23.035 once widely watched that you would not react with a condescending, 0:27:23.355 --> 0:27:28.195 disbelieving smirk when a sitting United States Senator finally came 0:27:28.235 --> 0:27:32.115 out and said to you, Trump is insane. You might 0:27:32.275 --> 0:27:37.515 think that, then again, you are not Anderson Effing Cooper. 0:27:38.475 --> 0:27:42.555 That idiot is next. This is an all new episode 0:27:43.035 --> 0:28:09.555 of Countdown. This is Countdown with Keith Alberman still ahead 0:28:09.595 --> 0:28:12.275