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Speaker 1: Get your hands together and we're gonna start to party and.

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Speaker 2: Start part I'm running a party.

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Speaker 3: The Elvista ran after party at.

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Speaker 4: Your After Party podcast. How do everybody Scotty Bee? Yes,

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Speaker 4: you used to drive the school bus.

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Speaker 5: I did.

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Speaker 4: Was that like your your side hustle?

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Speaker 5: It was my side hustle? So my kid could go

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Speaker 5: to nursery school for free.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Okay that's a that's a great payoff. Yeah. What

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Speaker 4: was it like driving those kids though?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know you have to feel responsible and

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Speaker 2: be responsible and be safe.

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Speaker 4: Also you gotta deal with a bunch of stupid kids.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's interesting because I drove. I drove for both

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Speaker 5: the pre k and day camp, so it's a bit

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Speaker 5: of a different crowd because the older kids that go

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Speaker 5: to the day camp are loud, obnoxious and throw things

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Speaker 5: around and h The younger kids just kind of sit

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Speaker 5: there quietly and let their noses run and cough a lot.

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Speaker 4: Like how old are these the oldest kids?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 5: The old for the oldest kids could be young teenagers.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so they were like at that point in their

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Speaker 4: lives they could be causing trouble.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they were loud and and kind of obnoxious and

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Speaker 5: I'm like, you just shut.

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Speaker 4: Up, But I can't say that. Well, you just did what.

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Speaker 1: Our bus drivers shut up all the time.

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Speaker 5: No, you can't be like the south Park bus driver.

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Speaker 5: You have to be kind of nice with other. Parents

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Speaker 5: will complain. I'll put you on Facebook.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're right diff different back in the yea. Well, Hell,

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Speaker 4: I got rock sand here, Rox Sand. I heard us

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Speaker 4: talking about this high rock sanne Hi.

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Speaker 2: So you heard us talking about you talk You heard

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Speaker 2: us talking to a bus driver this morning on the show.

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Speaker 2: What you heard us talking about a bus driver the

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Speaker 2: other morning the show, we're talking to Scotty b how

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Speaker 2: he drove a bus.

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Speaker 4: So you are a bus driver? Correct?

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Speaker 7: I am correct?

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: In beautiful des Moines, Iowa, we love.

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Speaker 4: We love the Iowa State Fair.

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Speaker 2: Now, so what's it like driving these these I mean,

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Speaker 2: don't you just want to pull over and smack them?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes? Sometimes yes, but you don't do.

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Speaker 7: I've been doing it so long before when we start,

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Speaker 7: first start, you could stop the bus and say get out,

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Speaker 7: go home, walk home.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, you can't do that. You cannot do that anymore.

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Speaker 6: No, not anymore. No.

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Speaker 2: See, you sound like a festive bus driver. You sound

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Speaker 2: like you're fun, but you got to be stern to

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Speaker 2: be you gotta be strong, right.

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Speaker 7: You do you do, and I'm not gonna lie. I

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Speaker 7: am now into a special ed route, so I only

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Speaker 7: have anywhere from five to nine kids. So but yeah,

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Speaker 7: I heard Gandhi mention the words boogers, and I'm like,

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Speaker 7: I so have to wipe them off every day.

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Speaker 8: I don't know what it is about kids and boogers,

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Speaker 8: but I'm just whenever I see kids, I'm like, they're

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Speaker 8: leaving boogers everywhere because I've seen a couple do it,

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Speaker 8: and I'm like, if I've.

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Speaker 1: Seen a couple, I can't even imagine what I have.

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Speaker 7: Iswhere I had to ask, do we still have alcohol whites? Like,

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Speaker 7: oh no, that was a COVID thing, And I said,

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Speaker 7: but I use them every day, three times a day.

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Speaker 7: Like why, I said, because my kid's finger paint with boogers.

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Speaker 4: This is nasty.

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Speaker 5: You know my bus had a bodily fluid cleanup kit

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Speaker 5: in it. I never had to open it, but there

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Speaker 5: was one.

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Speaker 4: There's a bodily fluid cup cover.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like if someone threw up, I.

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Speaker 5: Guess those buses were equipped with fluid cleanup kits.

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Speaker 4: It's a cup of wood shavings, yea shavings or kitty

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Speaker 4: litter or.

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Speaker 7: Something like say something I don't know. I've never used one.

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Speaker 1: Is that body.

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Speaker 7: I have had a student stand there and tell me

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Speaker 7: I need to go to the bathroom. Miss rock stand,

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Speaker 7: I need to go to the bathroom. Like, buddy, there's

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Speaker 7: nowhere to pull over. You have to wait till we

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Speaker 7: get home. He's in the front seat. He stands up

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Speaker 7: and he's face in the corner of the seat in

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Speaker 7: the window, and he just looked at his face and

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Speaker 7: he's like, ah, I'm like, you're going to the bathroom,

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Speaker 7: aren't you.

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Speaker 1: And he's like, for any bodily fluid, c.

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Speaker 7: Else do it?

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Speaker 8: So for any bodily fluid, they just throw shavings on

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Speaker 8: it or the kiddy litter, like well there's pere vomit

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Speaker 8: or anything else that the immediate.

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Speaker 7: It makes it stops running and then it soaks it

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Speaker 7: all up in the stays in one place.

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Speaker 2: This is where you should never leave the house without sawdust.

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Speaker 4: Ever. I wish these bodily fluids was the problem that

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Speaker 4: we had. That that that that seems like a minor issue.

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Speaker 4: I'm from benz Onurs Brooklyn, and here we go.

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Speaker 2: There you go speaking about your speaking for everyone in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 2: No one in Brooklyn agrees when you say this stuff.

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Speaker 2: Back of the bus was breeding ground for these bullies.

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Speaker 2: They would sit there and they would pretend like they

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Speaker 2: were in the Wwe jump off the top ropes, like

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Speaker 2: we were like physically like harming each other, like there

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Speaker 2: was no like wiping Bookers. I mean, I would have

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Speaker 2: killed for that to be like the biggest problem that

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Speaker 2: we had on our bus.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, no way opposite. I'd rather someone like

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Speaker 1: drop an elbow on even puke on me.

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Speaker 2: Roxanne, you should hear what Danielle used to do in

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Speaker 2: her bush. They had big fight.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't my fault though.

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Speaker 3: What happened was is I went to a private school

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Speaker 3: my first year of high school, and apparently some of

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Speaker 3: the girls had a problem with some of the girls

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Speaker 3: at another school. So I just happened to be in

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Speaker 3: the wrong place, on the wrong bus at the wrong time,

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Speaker 3: and those other girls from the other school stopped our bus,

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Speaker 3: got on our bus and started beating the crap and everyone.

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Speaker 3: This one girl, I'm not even kidding you, she spit

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Speaker 3: all over me. So much that I had her spit dripping.

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Speaker 3: I had to go away fourteen showers. It was disgusting.

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Speaker 3: And then the next day they told us don't go

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Speaker 3: to school in your uniform. Change your uniforms before you

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Speaker 3: leave the building because there was such an issue and

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Speaker 3: I wasn't even involved in it.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait, tell them about the lemon under

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Speaker 2: the fingernail.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, yes, if you put lemon under your

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Speaker 3: fingernails and then you had a fight with somebody, it

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Speaker 3: would kind of sting when you scratch them because you

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Speaker 3: like open the skin.

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Speaker 1: I never did that, but that's what I heard. You

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Speaker 1: guys are like prisoners.

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Speaker 4: It's so crazy. It sounds like you have an easy

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Speaker 4: rocks head.

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Speaker 1: Don't complain.

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Speaker 7: I do people. I mean, I have been hit.

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Speaker 4: That's not that's unacceptable.

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Speaker 8: On our school bus, people just used to make out

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Speaker 8: in the back seats, Like I felt like that was

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Speaker 8: the craziest thing that went on.

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Speaker 1: There were like boobs getting touched and you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 4: If they met cout too hard.

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Speaker 7: You can't do that anymore.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, listen, we love your rocks head. You

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Speaker 4: have a beautiful day. Okay, thank you so much.

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Speaker 7: You guys, that is so exciting. Oh my gosh, I

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Speaker 7: can't believe it.

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Speaker 4: We love you, love you. Be careful that bus.

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Speaker 7: Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 6: See, Eerie didn't have buses for kids. We didn't have

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Speaker 6: school buses. So we got to pass if we lived

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Speaker 6: more than two miles away from the school, we got

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Speaker 6: to pass to use the city bus. And that city

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Speaker 6: bus was ten times scarier than any school bus could.

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Speaker 1: Have ever been for kids.

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Speaker 3: Anything is probably scary, is what I'm thinking.

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Speaker 4: Dan lived a sheltered life.

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Speaker 1: Let's face well, so there was a city bus. We

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Speaker 1: all rode the school bus.

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Speaker 6: There was this guy, so you know, I'm seventh grade, right,

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Speaker 6: twelve thirteen years old. There's this guy that would sit

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Speaker 6: because he always wore camo jacket and he would sit there.

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Speaker 4: And then one day he goes, hey, you know I

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Speaker 4: used to be a police officer, full on pedophile, like

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Speaker 4: pedophile on the bush.

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Speaker 6: Because the next day he brought his certificate that he

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Speaker 6: printed out at Kinko's that said he was a police

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Speaker 6: officer and we could trust him ill. And then so

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Speaker 6: the one day we're like, let's see where this guy

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Speaker 6: gets off. You know where he got off, The Vandicamp's.

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Speaker 4: Fish stick factory. He went like he made fish sticks.

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Speaker 2: There's so many layers to this story.

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Speaker 4: That's where he got off.

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Speaker 2: I think you're gonna say something completely strangely.

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Speaker 4: I mean, this guy got off.

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Speaker 2: I know, I don't need tartar sauce included in my

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Speaker 2: fish sticks.

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Speaker 4: Nasty. I don't even know how we got on this topic,

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Speaker 4: but I'm done with it. I'm done with it alright.

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