WEBVTT - #59 Warty Tissue 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:15.480 The Nicky Yes, Nicky Yes, Hey guys, Happy Wednesday. Welcome 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:18.000 to the Wednesday Shows show of the Nicki Glazer podcast 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:20.799 Keats you didn't know? That's on your Marina my best 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:25.360 friend singing um my theme song. I love it so much. 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.760 I was listening to one of the podcasts that I 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:31.640 it's like a series that I've referenced several times called 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:35.519 every single album. It's like a Taylor Swift. Uh. If 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:38.320 you're swifty, you gotta go through that. It's on Ringer 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:42.000 on the Spotify thing. But I realized I've listened to 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:45.040 only four episodes of it because there's only you know, 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:47.800 there's I guess nine, or because of how many albums 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:51.040 she has. But by the fifth episode, I put it 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:54.200 on yesterday, and actually I'm up to seven. So by 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:57.960 the seventh episode I was already down with the music 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.400 that they have in it. You know, it takes about 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.680 seven listens, I think, until you're like, oh, I recognize 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.240 this. This This makes me get in the mood for the 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.880 thing I'm listening to. When you first hear theme song, 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:11.760 you're like and um, and then it just like puts 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:14.240 you in the mood that you get into when you're listening, 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:17.880 and I am so touched by how many people I 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.360 say this every episode. I feel like every episode is 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:23.000 a very special episode. I'm really touched by all the 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.759 people that write to me and say that this puts 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:29.520 you in a good mood, or it just gets you 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:31.720 out of your head, or it just feels like we're 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.840 friends and you're talking. You're listening to some friends talking, 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:37.679 because honestly, that's what it is for me. Like I 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:43.080 you know that you know this, but and I feel 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:45.920 like it's just all such like things that you say 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:48.280 as a host to like get people on board with 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.280 what you're doing. So it's all like usually people say 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:51.760 this stuff as lies. I just want to tell you, 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.480 like most people are liar liars and they think they're 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.600 not lying, but they're like I love my fans, and 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:58.520 they say that ship because they want you to buy things. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:02.640 You know, I don't like actually, like I have imposter syndrome, 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:06.080 so I'm always like, only by it if you want to, 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.440 like I feel that way. I never ask you guys 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.440 to do anything. You know, you know what I mean, 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:14.040 I told you yesterday, like your time to me is 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:17.360 so valuable and the fact that you invest your time 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:19.079 listening to this even if you put it on like 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.400 in the background when you're cleaning. Like the fact that 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.239 my voice is in your ear at any point in 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:27.000 the day means a lot to me. And I'm really 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.040 it's on my mind that I try to not waste 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:32.360 your time with it. Um. But that being said, I 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:34.639 I will because I'm a flawed person and I will 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.240 make mistakes. But that's what we let our friends do 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.720 is make mistakes and forgive them and listen to their 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:42.280 podcast the next day and hope for a better one. Um. 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:45.360 But what was I getting at there? Oh? I just 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:48.680 really feel like you guys are my friends. It's so weird, 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.360 Like every day I feel like you guys are like 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:55.360 the types of friends that, uh, you don't ever have 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:57.880 to ask about their life, you know what I mean? Like, 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.960 I just get you guys are the type of friends 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.400 that I am going through a lot and I just 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:04.920 need to like let it all out, and you you 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:06.600 just kind of sit there and go uh huh, Like 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:09.280 I feel that from you, and I realized this is 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:11.000 not a two way friendship and I wish that it 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:15.680 could be more. And that's why we're incorporating more listener stuff. Um, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.919 and I I love your d M s. I love 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:22.720 the handwritten letter Bestie handed to me in the airport 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:28.600 last week. What was her name? Isabella is Abigaila? She um, 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:31.000 it was so cute. I saw this girl in the airport, 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.720 sitting next to me at l A X. I was 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:36.560 flying home and I saw her actually at security. I 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.120 know you're listening with Wait hold on, let me just 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.640 go grab the note real quick. It's in my room. 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:44.560 One second. I don't know what's right here. It's right here, yes, okay, 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:47.360 I said it here because I wanted to have it, like, 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:51.040 I don't know, I'm thinking like I want maybe eventually 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:52.640 when we go. Oh no, I had it on her 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:54.840 phone too because I screenshot or I sent a picture 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.440 of it to Andrew and noh um. I eventually maybe 0:03:57.480 --> 0:04:01.200 want some kind of like fan elf when we are 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:03.960 doing the show, like we have like chot skeys and 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:06.320 things that fans gave us that we can put up 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:10.200 just to like represent you guys, because I really appreciate everything. Um, 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:11.840 I won't be printing up your d ms, but your 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:15.160 d ms mean a lot to me as well. Um uh, 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.200 here we go, it says NICKI. So anyway, I saw 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:20.080 this girl's security let me just set the stage, so cute, 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:23.000 amazing posture, and I got jealous because she was like 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.640 patiently putting on her belt after T s A. I 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:27.679 think she was in front of me, but I saw 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:30.880 her at T S A young girl, really cute, put 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:34.760 together um, and she had a belt and she was 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:37.160 you know like after T s A, you like go over. 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.240 There's benches set aside for people who need more time, 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:42.039 like the elderly. Well, this bitch just heads over this 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:45.239 bench and she's like just gently like she has time. 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:48.280 There's no rush, She's just putting on her belt and 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:53.080 like really like present. And I remember remarking in my head, 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.920 I wish I had that kind of just like I'm 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:58.560 just this is gonna take as long as it takes, 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.760 and I'm gonna put on my belt without haste. I'm 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:02.320 gonna move to the side so I don't feel like 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.360 because whenever I'm grabbing stuff after the T s A, 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:10.200 I want to just stay everyone's way, which, by the way, um, Isabella, 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:12.480 by the way is her name. Isabella was staying out 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:13.800 of everyone's way. She just moved to the side so 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:15.640 she could take her time as opposed to me, I 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.880 would be first of all, I wouldn't wear a belt 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:19.279 to the air part because I'd be like, it's gonna 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.520 annoy people and it's just gonna be too much, and 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.599 I'll forget until the last second and then it's gonna beat, 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:24.880 and then I'll have to go back and people will 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:27.400 roll their eyes and get mad, which, by the way, 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.880 stop it. That is so ridiculous behavior when you get 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.840 mad at people that forget to take off a thing. 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.640 Even though I'm talking to myself literally last week because 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.760 I was like, bitch, I know, like I can already 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:40.960 see that that your sunglasses either on top of your head. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.039 I don't want to like police you the t s A. 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:44.480 It's their job to tell you to take this off, 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.599 but I know it's gonna beat. Yep, yep, he told her. Okay, 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.360 now she's gonna go back. Oh wait, she can't throw 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:49.760 it on her bag. She has to get a special 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:51.120 bull The bulls are on the other side because they 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.120 haven't replenished. So then you wait and I'm just like 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:55.520 going and it's like she didn't mean to leave him 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:58.320 on her head. She's doing your best. This isn't Isabella though, 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.760 Isabella newer ship. She just grab the stuff, she goes 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:02.840 over the bench, and she takes her goddamn time, Because 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:04.320 little did I know Isabelle and I were on the 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:06.440 same flight. She was in no rush. I don't know 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:09.720 what I'm rushing around for. I've forgotten my guitar at 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:13.000 T s A. I've forgotten entire suitcases. One time I 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.440 was late for a flight. It was the most harrowing 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.440 moment of my entire life. I'm not joking you. You 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:19.880 know when you think back in your life and you go, 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:22.440 when's the most stressed I've ever been. I was trying 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.800 to make a flight. I was super late. I get 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:26.359 out through T s A and I'm going to make it. 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:30.560 I hear them calling, like my name, like boarding, like 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.760 it is five minutes before the less than five minutes 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:34.920 before the door closes. I had begged everyone at T 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.680 s A when I am late for a flight, let 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:40.160 me do a service annount. This is like last week 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:42.520 when I said about fat people on planes or someone 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:44.680 that might take up too much space or like look 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:48.279 stinky or something. When you make a little like or 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:52.000 like whisper about someone, you're so fucking obvious. Okay, so 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:53.760 stop doing that. This is another and by the way, 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:55.560 this is all stuff I needed to tell myself over 0:06:55.600 --> 0:07:00.680 the years. Here's another one. When you encounter someone at 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:02.920 in line at the airport where you're going to check 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:04.960 your bags, or your in line at T s A 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:09.479 and there is someone that looks harried, you know they're late, 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:14.720 they're they're making sounds to indicate they're late. Offer them 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:17.400 to go ahead of you. Just do it. And if 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:22.040 you're someone who is late, take the initiative and do this. Okay, 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:24.200 this is this is the exact tone that I do 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.400 when I'm late for the airport. And by the way, 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.240 don't feel bad about it, because no one, I mean 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:32.160 no one has ever not been late for the airport. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.920 No one has ever had a clear record of never 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:36.880 being late for the airport. There. First of all, you 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:39.200 can oversleep. Oh maybe it's your fault because you got 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:42.240 home you were hungover. Oh that's my fault. I'm so embarrassed. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.160 So what you didn't mean to you overslept so you 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:49.920 could oversleep. Traffic? Uh, poor planning, just bad math um. 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:51.640 You didn't know how long it would take to check 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:53.440 a bag. So now you're insecurity and you're not gonna 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:54.960 make your flight, and your bags are gonna get on 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.520 the flight, But you're not any of these things, no 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:01.840 matter what reason. You're late. Excuse yourself and realize that 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.040 everyone in that line has also been in your shoes. 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:05.920 They're not going to remember being in your shoes when 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.600 you approach them, but just no deep down that they have. 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:10.520 And there's nothing wrong with what you're about to do. 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:13.240 This is what I've done many times. And don't say 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.600 it's because I'm a cute girl, because I don't look 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:17.360 like a cute girl in the morning most of the time. 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.680 There's nothing about I wish I did. I wish I 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.400 could like put up my cleavage. So you go to 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:24.679 the person in the very, You go to the closest 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:26.960 person you can get to in the front, and you go, 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:30.280 I am so sorry to ask this. This is exactly 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.680 the thing. I am so sorry to ask this. I 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.160 know how annoying this is. I am wondering if I 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:37.800 could go in front of you in line. My flight 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:40.040 is boarding and blah blah blah blah blah minutes I 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:44.000 my I didn't plan appropriately. I am so sorry. Would 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.200 it be okay? You don't do the person in front 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:49.080 of you. That's not gonna help you cut all these people. Now, 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:51.520 that person, if you're that person, By the way, I've 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:53.839 been that person before where I just noticed someone who's 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:56.000 panicked and I'm kind of in the front and there's 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:57.520 a lot of people behind me, but the person whose 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.600 panics in the back. I say to that person, because 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:01.240 you know the line, do a snaky thing so you 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:03.319 can kind of I say, that person, do you want 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:05.160 to get in front of me? And then I go, 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.199 I've been there before. Get in front of me, girl, 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:10.280 let's do this. And then I go, actually, I go 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.240 to a person in front of me and I go, 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:14.200 can she get in front of you? She's late for 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.200 her flight. We've all been there. Can you let her in? 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:17.840 And then I go to the back of the line 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:20.400 people behind me that she's also cutting. I go, is 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:22.880 it all right if this girl who's very late cuts, 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.040 is anyone else super late? You can cut two and 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:28.480 then everyone gets on board, and you know what, if 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:30.440 they don't get on board, fuck them, dude, you're gonna 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:34.160 be on the plane. But I hate seeing people scared 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.400 to approach. People don't ask for a favor, because if 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:40.079 you would give someone that favor in your same situation, 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.720 then you should ask for that favor. So let's all 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:44.760 be more generous in airport lines and let people in 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:46.240 front of us if we're not in a hurry and 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:50.280 it's not going to affect things. Isabelle's putting on her belt, 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.760 I clock it. I go. I want that kind of patience. 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.360 I get to my seat, I pick a seat. I 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.880 have my guitar with me. I'm sitting at my seat 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:59.880 by my gate. I have tons of time. I could 0:09:59.880 --> 0:10:01.720 have bought a belt and put it on and off 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.560 a million times by a bench, done a real Isabelle, 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.320 you know. But I'm sitting there. I'm sucking down a 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:11.520 non vegan the only non vegan thing I've partaken because 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:13.600 I really wanted it, and I'm so sorry to vegans 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:16.480 out there. I am example of someone who is not perfect, 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:18.599 but I do my best, and veganism does not have 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:22.640 to be perfect. I got an ice blended from coffee 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:23.960 bean and tea leaf because it was the only one 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:26.400 in the southwest terminal of L A X. It's a 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:28.559 if you want to get it, it's delicious. I don't. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.599 I'd rather you get vegan things. But I got it 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:35.840 with almond milk vanilla. I splendid double blended with almond 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:39.240 milk sugar free vanilla. Yes, I'm gonna get cancer from it, 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:41.880 but it tasted so good. And get it double blended 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.600 because there's too many ice chunks. Um. So I'm sucking 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.080 that down and making a mockery of like, you know, 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:49.080 just and I think I'm by myself. You know, the 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:51.480 belt girl is kind of I see her in my periphery. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:55.280 Belt girls over there literally could not I didn't notice 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:57.720 that this girl noticed me at all. I was almost like, 0:10:57.760 --> 0:10:59.559 I feel like we would be friends, Like maybe she 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:01.400 would know who I am. I think I maybe have 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.839 that thought. Then I look over at belt girl. She 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:08.400 has posture that is of a princess. She has princess 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:10.240 posture and she's not working for it. It's not like 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.200 one of those postures where it's like she knows she's 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:13.880 being looked at and she's trying to straighten her back, 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.679 just a naturally good posture. I then straighten my back. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.360 You know when you see someone good with good posture 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.320 and you replicate it and you go, oh, I could 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:22.559 do this all the time, and then two seconds later 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:25.480 you're forgetting you slouch. I'm looking at this girl and 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:29.160 I'm like, god, belt girl has it all together. She 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:33.040 has perfect posture. She just looks like just like and 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:35.400 and then she's like writing. I think I maybe saw 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:37.000 her writing the note that she gave me, but I 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:41.000 didn't know what it was. Then, um, do you know. 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:42.640 Ten minutes later she walks up to me. This is 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:45.400 still like twenty minutes before our flight boards. I think 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:47.360 she's getting on the Denver flight which is now boarding. 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.920 She comes up to me and she goes, um, I 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:51.560 forget how she did, but she just like handed me 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:55.920 this little, uh you know note that she had folded twice, 0:11:56.480 --> 0:12:00.400 and she goes, um, I just I'm a big thing. 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:02.160 She was very like cool. She was like, I just 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.200 want you to have this. I almost thought, Isabelle, I 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:07.800 know you're Isabella. Sorry, I know you're listening, or I 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.199 hope you are. I literally thought you were going to 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.200 be like you're you just seem so put together and 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:15.679 someone I want to be that I thought you were 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.360 going to write me a note that was like I 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.680 know who you are, and I didn't appreciate your statement 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.480 on this thing, like it's it almost felt very like 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.920 I need you to know that. Like I almost thought 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:27.280 it was going to be a bad note, like she 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:29.040 knew who I was, but like she has a problem 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:31.200 with something I said once, like you need to stop 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.160 talking about this, or like I don't know what in 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:35.679 my mind, I don't even know what I could have. 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:37.520 Maybe like I did a rape joke and she heard 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.280 about it on a show or something, and she was like, 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:41.360 I thought it was one of those because she just 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:43.679 seemed like someone who was like two together to like me, 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:47.000 this is my self esteem issues. So she I opened 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:48.800 the note and she just goes, I'm a big fan. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:50.640 I didn't want to bother you. She was like, oh, 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:54.000 she said, um, thank you so much. She said something 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.320 to the fact of like you mean a lot to me, 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:59.760 and you like your words, thank you for saying what 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.120 you day, or something like that, And I was it 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.040 was a blur because I was like belt girl, posture, 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:07.160 belt is talking to me. I was like nervous. She goes, 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:10.120 NICKI in parentheses, I assume it you because guitar case. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:12.080 So I read it as she walked away, Like after 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:13.360 she walked away and was out of sight, I thought 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:14.960 she got onto the Denver flight turns out she was 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:16.960 on my flight. She was, I'm a bestie and don't 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:18.800 want to make a scene. I'm a bestie and I 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:21.000 just go, oh, my body relaxed, and I don't want 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:22.520 to make a scene. But I want you to know 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:26.040 you're such an inspiration for me, so sweet, You're hilarious, 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.360 talented in a role model to an aspiring screen writer 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.960 like myself. Oh this bitch is a screenwriter. Then I go, what, 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:33.040 I will send you a d M later with more 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:34.960 details because I can't believe I'm sitting by you at 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.200 the airport. Keep kicking us, and I'm excited to pitch 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:40.080 my rom compilot to you one day. XO XO. Bestie 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:43.079 Isabella tell Andrew and no I said hi, by the way. 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:46.000 She wrote me later and said I'm so sorry. Was 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:47.839 name wrong? She put an H at the end of it, 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.040 and I was like, no, I don't ocur, no, it's 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.200 just not going to shout out no. And it was 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:54.560 so sweet. I love how what you guys love and 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.599 Andrew and Noah. She goes, ps can't wait for f 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.040 boy Island and she goes, hope this note wasn't she 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:03.960 spelled at C a H. Then c h U then 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:08.240 c eu or k eu then ce u h. I 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:10.440 think k you. Any spelling you do of it is 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.200 fine with me. By the way she goes, I turned 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.760 twenty six yesterday and actually twenty six. This girl's a 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.800 screenwriter and she's six yesterday and actually saw you perform 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:23.520 at the Comedy Store on my twenty four birthday June nineteen. Um, 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.200 I love her so much. Happy belated birthday, Isabella. She 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:27.360 was on my flight and then I got a d 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:29.600 M from her as I'm like putting my eyemask on 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.520 and like bundling up. People are still boarding the plane 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.240 because you know, I got bumped up to a fifteen, 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:36.720 and uh, I got a d M from her as 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:39.160 I'm like resting, and she was like, I'm so embarrassed. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.640 I'm actually on your flight and I'm gonna probably see you. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.680 But I didn't see her again. I looked for her 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:47.480 when we landed. Um, Isabella, I don't know where you live. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:50.560 I would just like to say, for future reference, if 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:52.760 you see me alone at the airport and you're a bestie, 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.760 come talk to me. I literally will not make you 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:58.400 feel awkward. We will be like friends. I always like 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.680 to talk to people. I'm very social and if I don't, 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:02.720 I can just I will politely tell you I have 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:05.160 to work on this thing, and I'll be honest, you know, 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.240 or like, hey, I'm going through a thing and I 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:09.160 kind of want to just like talk to myself, like 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.000 I'll be honest with you and it will not feel like, 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:13.480 oh my god, I bugged her. I always want to 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.440 have a conversation with the best tea. I literally want 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:17.760 to be friends with you, guys. So Isabella, UM, we 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:19.520 already deemed and you are going to send me your 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:21.440 rom calm. I am going to star in it someday 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:23.400 and I'm so excited that you thought of me for it. 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:29.040 Let's get Andrew in here. Andrew, Andrew, what's going on? 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.280 I know I just said you look stressed. I didn't 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:35.280 know about anything. She knows. Your phone. No, my phone. 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:37.480 That's why you have your computer with you, because you're 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:40.280 using it to text. No, I'm using it to read 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:44.080 the headlines in a minute here. But my phone the 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:47.000 LTE or something Verizon and shut my phone off. And 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:49.560 now I went to my computer to get into the 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:53.920 Verizon account and I can't. My account is locked. So 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.920 I'm trying to chat with him, and I started cursing 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:02.440 out the computer, like like you were chatting at the 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.840 computer and cursing them. I was yelling at a computer 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.120 and go fuck itself, the computer or the person on 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:11.280 the computer. The person. It's just the computer behind a computer, 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:13.320 like the little robot that goes, hey, can I help 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:16.480 you with that? Guy? Okay, I'm going fuck you. I 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.920 think it might be a real person. I hope you 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:23.160 definitely literally wrote you. Yeah, I wrote you. You smell 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:29.240 like shit. I want to kill your whole family. Whoa, yeah, Okay, well, um, 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:31.360 what happened? The LTE got shut up? I mean I 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.640 couldn't care less honestly about the details of it, But like, 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:38.640 what's the solution here? Well, the solution is I got 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:40.720 to borrow your phone to call the eight hundred number, 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.120 and I think that will work out. Yeah, you definitely can. 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.440 You just got a new phone when we were afentertainment. 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:47.360 You know what it is. I think probably I didn't 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:49.920 pay my bill on time and they shut you down. 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:52.920 But usually they let you call six will. Not paying 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:54.840 for things you need to pay for, I mean, being 0:16:54.840 --> 0:17:03.480 an adult sucks on its head. It's like when you 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:07.440 dial an emergency in um, when you're dyslexic. Yeah, it's 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:09.880 when you call six one one and you say, hey, 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:12.240 I'm having a heart attack, and they go this Verizon 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.840 brow what's six one one? Six one one is to 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.480 pay your Verizon bill. So in the past, I've done 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.440 this obviously many times. I'm a procrastinator. I never pay 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:24.040 my bills. I fucking suck at it. You don't suck 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:27.439 it at your human So in the past, when they 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:31.879 shut my phone down where you have to pay to reconnect, 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:34.680 they allow you to call six one one because they're 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:36.520 the fucking devil, because they just want it runny. Now 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:38.399 it's like you could call nine one one from a 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:40.760 broken phone and six one one if you could call 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:43.760 all right, Sometimes when your phone is locked, it does 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:45.879 allow you to call one. Like if you're just a 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:48.800 person that found a random phone, you know. Yeah, um, 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:52.120 but that's funny that they're like, no, sorry, if you're stabbed, 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:53.960 you're on your own. But if you want to pay 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:56.520 us fifty dollars, you owe. That's why I get it 0:17:56.640 --> 0:17:58.600 the call and we'll let you bleed out on the 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:02.080 street while we collect your money. And and also hope 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:05.040