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Speaker 1: The Nicky Yes, Nicky Yes, Hey guys, Happy Wednesday. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Wednesday Shows show of the Nicki Glazer podcast

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Speaker 1: Keats you didn't know? That's on your Marina my best

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Speaker 1: friend singing um my theme song. I love it so much.

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Speaker 1: I was listening to one of the podcasts that I

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Speaker 1: it's like a series that I've referenced several times called

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Speaker 1: every single album. It's like a Taylor Swift. Uh. If

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Speaker 1: you're swifty, you gotta go through that. It's on Ringer

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Speaker 1: on the Spotify thing. But I realized I've listened to

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Speaker 1: only four episodes of it because there's only you know,

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Speaker 1: there's I guess nine, or because of how many albums

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Speaker 1: she has. But by the fifth episode, I put it

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Speaker 1: on yesterday, and actually I'm up to seven. So by

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Speaker 1: the seventh episode I was already down with the music

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Speaker 1: that they have in it. You know, it takes about

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Speaker 1: seven listens, I think, until you're like, oh, I recognize

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Speaker 1: this. This This makes me get in the mood for the

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Speaker 1: thing I'm listening to. When you first hear theme song,

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Speaker 1: you're like and um, and then it just like puts

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Speaker 1: you in the mood that you get into when you're listening,

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Speaker 1: and I am so touched by how many people I

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Speaker 1: say this every episode. I feel like every episode is

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Speaker 1: a very special episode. I'm really touched by all the

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Speaker 1: people that write to me and say that this puts

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Speaker 1: you in a good mood, or it just gets you

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Speaker 1: out of your head, or it just feels like we're

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Speaker 1: friends and you're talking. You're listening to some friends talking,

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Speaker 1: because honestly, that's what it is for me. Like I

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Speaker 1: you know that you know this, but and I feel

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Speaker 1: like it's just all such like things that you say

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Speaker 1: as a host to like get people on board with

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Speaker 1: what you're doing. So it's all like usually people say

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Speaker 1: this stuff as lies. I just want to tell you,

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Speaker 1: like most people are liar liars and they think they're

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Speaker 1: not lying, but they're like I love my fans, and

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Speaker 1: they say that ship because they want you to buy things.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't like actually, like I have imposter syndrome,

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Speaker 1: so I'm always like, only by it if you want to,

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Speaker 1: like I feel that way. I never ask you guys

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Speaker 1: to do anything. You know, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: I told you yesterday, like your time to me is

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Speaker 1: so valuable and the fact that you invest your time

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Speaker 1: listening to this even if you put it on like

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Speaker 1: in the background when you're cleaning. Like the fact that

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Speaker 1: my voice is in your ear at any point in

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Speaker 1: the day means a lot to me. And I'm really

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Speaker 1: it's on my mind that I try to not waste

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Speaker 1: your time with it. Um. But that being said, I

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Speaker 1: I will because I'm a flawed person and I will

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Speaker 1: make mistakes. But that's what we let our friends do

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Speaker 1: is make mistakes and forgive them and listen to their

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Speaker 1: podcast the next day and hope for a better one. Um.

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Speaker 1: But what was I getting at there? Oh? I just

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Speaker 1: really feel like you guys are my friends. It's so weird,

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Speaker 1: Like every day I feel like you guys are like

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Speaker 1: the types of friends that, uh, you don't ever have

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Speaker 1: to ask about their life, you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 1: I just get you guys are the type of friends

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Speaker 1: that I am going through a lot and I just

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Speaker 1: need to like let it all out, and you you

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Speaker 1: just kind of sit there and go uh huh, Like

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Speaker 1: I feel that from you, and I realized this is

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Speaker 1: not a two way friendship and I wish that it

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Speaker 1: could be more. And that's why we're incorporating more listener stuff. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I I love your d M s. I love

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Speaker 1: the handwritten letter Bestie handed to me in the airport

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Speaker 1: last week. What was her name? Isabella is Abigaila? She um,

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Speaker 1: it was so cute. I saw this girl in the airport,

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Speaker 1: flying home and I saw her actually at security. I

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Speaker 1: know you're listening with Wait hold on, let me just

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Speaker 1: go grab the note real quick. It's in my room.

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Speaker 1: One second. I don't know what's right here. It's right here, yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: I said it here because I wanted to have it, like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm thinking like I want maybe eventually

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Speaker 1: phone too because I screenshot or I sent a picture

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Speaker 1: of it to Andrew and noh um. I eventually maybe

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Speaker 1: want some kind of like fan elf when we are

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Speaker 1: doing the show, like we have like chot skeys and

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Speaker 1: things that fans gave us that we can put up

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Speaker 1: just to like represent you guys, because I really appreciate everything. Um,

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Speaker 1: I won't be printing up your d ms, but your

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Speaker 1: d ms mean a lot to me as well. Um uh,

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Speaker 1: here we go, it says NICKI. So anyway, I saw

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Speaker 1: amazing posture, and I got jealous because she was like

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Speaker 1: you know like after T s A, you like go over.

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Speaker 1: There's benches set aside for people who need more time,

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Speaker 1: like the elderly. Well, this bitch just heads over this

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Speaker 1: bench and she's like just gently like she has time.

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Speaker 1: There's no rush, She's just putting on her belt and

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Speaker 1: like really like present. And I remember remarking in my head,

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Speaker 1: just this is gonna take as long as it takes,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put on my belt without haste. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna move to the side so I don't feel like

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Speaker 1: I want to just stay everyone's way, which, by the way, um, Isabella,

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Speaker 1: by the way is her name. Isabella was staying out

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Speaker 1: of everyone's way. She just moved to the side so

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Speaker 1: would be first of all, I wouldn't wear a belt

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Speaker 1: to the air part because I'd be like, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: I'll forget until the last second and then it's gonna beat,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll have to go back and people will

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Speaker 1: roll their eyes and get mad, which, by the way,

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Speaker 1: stop it. That is so ridiculous behavior when you get

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Speaker 1: mad at people that forget to take off a thing.

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Speaker 1: Even though I'm talking to myself literally last week because

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Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, I know, like I can already

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Speaker 1: see that that your sunglasses either on top of your head.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to like police you the t s A.

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Speaker 1: It's their job to tell you to take this off,

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Speaker 1: but I know it's gonna beat. Yep, yep, he told her. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now she's gonna go back. Oh wait, she can't throw

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Speaker 1: it on her bag. She has to get a special

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Speaker 1: bull The bulls are on the other side because they

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Speaker 1: on her head. She's doing your best. This isn't Isabella though,

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Speaker 1: Isabella newer ship. She just grab the stuff, she goes

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Speaker 1: same flight. She was in no rush. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I'm rushing around for. I've forgotten my guitar at

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Speaker 1: T s A. I've forgotten entire suitcases. One time I

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Speaker 1: was late for a flight. It was the most harrowing

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Speaker 1: moment of my entire life. I'm not joking you. You

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Speaker 1: know when you think back in your life and you go,

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Speaker 1: when's the most stressed I've ever been. I was trying

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Speaker 1: I hear them calling, like my name, like boarding, like

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Speaker 1: it is five minutes before the less than five minutes

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Speaker 1: before the door closes. I had begged everyone at T

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Speaker 1: s A when I am late for a flight, let

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Speaker 1: me do a service annount. This is like last week

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Speaker 1: when I said about fat people on planes or someone

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Speaker 1: that might take up too much space or like look

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Speaker 1: stinky or something. When you make a little like or

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Speaker 1: like whisper about someone, you're so fucking obvious. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: stop doing that. This is another and by the way,

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Speaker 1: this is all stuff I needed to tell myself over

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Speaker 1: the years. Here's another one. When you encounter someone at

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Speaker 1: and there is someone that looks harried, you know they're late,

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Speaker 1: they're they're making sounds to indicate they're late. Offer them

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Speaker 1: to go ahead of you. Just do it. And if

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Speaker 1: don't feel bad about it, because no one, I mean

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Speaker 1: No one has ever had a clear record of never

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Speaker 1: being late for the airport. There. First of all, you

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Speaker 1: So what you didn't mean to you overslept so you

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Speaker 1: the flight, But you're not any of these things, no

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Speaker 1: matter what reason. You're late. Excuse yourself and realize that

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Speaker 1: everyone in that line has also been in your shoes.

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Speaker 1: They're not going to remember being in your shoes when

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Speaker 1: you approach them, but just no deep down that they have.

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Speaker 1: And there's nothing wrong with what you're about to do.

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Speaker 1: This is what I've done many times. And don't say

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Speaker 1: it's because I'm a cute girl, because I don't look

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Speaker 1: There's nothing about I wish I did. I wish I

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Speaker 1: could like put up my cleavage. So you go to

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Speaker 1: the person in the very, You go to the closest

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Speaker 1: I am so sorry to ask this. This is exactly

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Speaker 1: the thing. I am so sorry to ask this. I

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Speaker 1: my I didn't plan appropriately. I am so sorry. Would

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Speaker 1: it be okay? You don't do the person in front

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Speaker 1: of you. That's not gonna help you cut all these people. Now,

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Speaker 1: you know the line, do a snaky thing so you

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Speaker 1: can kind of I say, that person, do you want

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Speaker 1: to get in front of me? And then I go,

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Speaker 1: I've been there before. Get in front of me, girl,

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Speaker 1: let's do this. And then I go, actually, I go

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Speaker 1: to a person in front of me and I go,

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Speaker 1: can she get in front of you? She's late for

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Speaker 1: her flight. We've all been there. Can you let her in?

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Speaker 1: And then I go to the back of the line

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Speaker 1: people behind me that she's also cutting. I go, is

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Speaker 1: it all right if this girl who's very late cuts,

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Speaker 1: is anyone else super late? You can cut two and

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Speaker 1: then everyone gets on board, and you know what, if

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Speaker 1: they don't get on board, fuck them, dude, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be on the plane. But I hate seeing people scared

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Speaker 1: to approach. People don't ask for a favor, because if

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Speaker 1: you would give someone that favor in your same situation,

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Speaker 1: brow what's six one one? Six one one is to

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Speaker 1: but that's funny that they're like, no, sorry, if you're stabbed,

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Speaker 1: because no one's going to shut it down. No one

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Speaker 1: that looks like you're getting files from like the the

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Speaker 1: so you're get well, you know, sex with Emily sent

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Speaker 1: me a vibrator necklace. She sent me a vibrator that

426
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,879
Speaker 1: I haven't opened yet because I'm very pleased in my

427
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,040
Speaker 1: sex life right now and don't really need it. Um.

428
00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:19,280
Speaker 1: And she sent us a bunch of flavored loot and

429
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,440
Speaker 1: and a really nice note and said this is your

430
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,120
Speaker 1: new best friend. And I was like, wow, she she

431
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,320
Speaker 1: thinks I'm lonely. Uh No, she sent a really nice

432
00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:30,679
Speaker 1: note and it arrived though in this like box that

433
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,640
Speaker 1: I thought I was getting, Like you know, I thought

434
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,320
Speaker 1: I was getting paperwork for a new lease or something

435
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,359
Speaker 1: like yeah, or like Ted not Ted Bundy, Ted Chinsky,

436
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,760
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, like it might have been. That's what

437
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,240
Speaker 1: we call. By the way, if fans send us anything

438
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:50,080
Speaker 1: that could harm us, like you know what, fan loves

439
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,119
Speaker 1: you so much that they're like, here's a piece, here's

440
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,000
Speaker 1: a you know, it's I'm trying to think of what

441
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,360
Speaker 1: a fan would send that we would be like, okay,

442
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,600
Speaker 1: that's that would harm like you know what, and fans

443
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:05,600
Speaker 1: send not that we don't but it hurts us. Yeah,

444
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,240
Speaker 1: like not me. I get not me as all the

445
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,680
Speaker 1: time people on Instagram sending me girls that look like me,

446
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,440
Speaker 1: and it's fan trax because it's supposed to be nice,

447
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,919
Speaker 1: but it feels like anthrax that I breathe it in

448
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,600
Speaker 1: because it's like, this is what I see you as,

449
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,520
Speaker 1: and that you know what, I let it. I'm so

450
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,280
Speaker 1: much better about it now because I do, like look

451
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,639
Speaker 1: like these ugly women that they send me. And guess what,

452
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,679
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm ugly and I don't and I will be

453
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:30,119
Speaker 1: ugly someday, not ugly but an ugly subjective obviously, but

454
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:34,320
Speaker 1: sometimes it's not. Let's be honest, I am. I'm not

455
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,040
Speaker 1: scared about being ugly. They used to really offend me

456
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,239
Speaker 1: that people could see me that way, and I'm like,

457
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,840
Speaker 1: I'm still people would like me. If I was discussed,

458
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 1: people would still listen to this podcast. If I wasn't hot.

459
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,399
Speaker 1: I don't really believe that I finally have let it in,

460
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,119
Speaker 1: and I never really let that in before, or if

461
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,480
Speaker 1: I wasn't like pleasing to the eye, not hot per se,

462
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,359
Speaker 1: but like, you know, just someone that people might want.

463
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,760
Speaker 1: You know, I always wanted girls to want to be me,

464
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,440
Speaker 1: because that, to me is the biggest form of flattery,

465
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,600
Speaker 1: because when I want to be someone, that means like

466
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,639
Speaker 1: I like you better than me, you know. And so

467
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,399
Speaker 1: I always want girls to be like, I love your outfit.

468
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,159
Speaker 1: I want to wear that shirt that you have. I

469
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 1: want to wear the same makeup you have, I want

470
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 1: the same wooden. Girls are like, what do you do

471
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 1: for your skincare? I'm always like, what my skin like?

472
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 1: It makes me feel popular in this really sick way.

473
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,719
Speaker 1: But now I realize I do think I would not

474
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,439
Speaker 1: lose any fans if I became a if I was

475
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,920
Speaker 1: had an acid attack, if some like mean woman threw

476
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 1: acid on my face, which is kind of a thing

477
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 1: I'm in fear of, I'd rather deal with that than Verizon.

478
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that, um freaking uh, I've never gotten

479
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 1: a not meat that was more attractive than me. Everyone

480
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,239
Speaker 1: not leave, but I did that. You do that one?

481
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 1: I always go, I always get not me, And it's

482
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 1: like this, like like a bearded gn. I show you

483
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,920
Speaker 1: one that I've been giving myself a bearded bear. It's

484
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 1: like and they're like, oh my god, and I know

485
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,880
Speaker 1: it's so offensive. I see that for you A lot too.

486
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,360
Speaker 1: I see people send me once and I go, I'm

487
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 1: not sending that to him. That's abusive, And I really

488
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 1: want him to fold up some cardboard boxes later. And

489
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,719
Speaker 1: I don't need this to be like permeating art. So

490
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 1: look at so my explore pages all Jennifer Aniston and

491
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift like that's all they give me. And recently

492
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: they've been posting a lot of Jennifer Aniston. Um from

493
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:29,719
Speaker 1: Howard Stern. You gotta see Jennifer Anson, Howard Stern, I

494
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 1: think I look like her in this, and especially since

495
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 1: I got the same execution. We were wearing the same

496
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 1: shirt the other day. Hold On, let me find the

497
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:42,679
Speaker 1: clip of her. It's not great lighting. Um, probably not actually,

498
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 1: because part of her appeal to me is her acting

499
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 1: and like her facial expressions. If she could still make

500
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 1: the same facial expressions of course and everything, but part

501
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 1: of that is, um, let me just pull up. I

502
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 1: gotta show you, and you tell me if this if

503
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,919
Speaker 1: I am right in thinking, this kind of looks like

504
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 1: not now, but uh so, don't look at me now, Andrew.

505
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 1: By the way, I used that lube yesterday. Cookies and cream,

506
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: Thank you. Sex with Emily I've never used lube before.

507
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: First Luber that was the first. However, and during sex

508
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: people are opposed to it because women go, oh, that

509
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: must mean that I'm not um enough. And it's guess what.

510
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: Adding more wetness to already wet is so good. It

511
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 1: makes it slippery and sleek. It's so freaking find it. No,

512
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,479
Speaker 1: it's not that one. No, it's not that one. It's

513
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 1: her on Zoom. It's so weird because it was everywhere

514
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 1: esterday and now it's pulled. It's like Howard Stern got

515
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: it pulled. It was her on Zoom and I typed

516
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 1: John Francs and zoom Howard, and it's like nothing, So

517
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: you look like a pulled Aniston. Yeah. They were like,

518
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: we can't even have this. I bet her company. I

519
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 1: bet her people were like, this is a bad shot

520
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 1: of you. You look a lot like Nicki Glazer. We

521
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: need to wipe this on the internet. That's so funny.

522
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: I can't find No, it's not that. No, it's literally

523
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: really is swiped wiped from the internet because I saw

524
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: it everywhere on my Explore page. She's talking to Howard,

525
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 1: it's on Zoom. She's wearing a green top. If anyone

526
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 1: can find it, please send it to me. Um. What

527
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 1: I was gonna say is that wait, so the lube

528
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: you used yesterday was so funny because I really do.

529
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 1: Brenna is one of my best friends in St. Louis

530
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: now Andrew's girlfriend. I'm really sad she's leaving. Uh. Yesterday,

531
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk. I've been wanting to talk about

532
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 1: these hook ups I've been having where I've been getting

533
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: my sexual needs met but not having actual sexual intercourse

534
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 1: because I'm saving that for marriage. I really am. Um,

535
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 1: but I'm doing literally everything else with someone and it

536
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: just feels fun and recreational, and there's my heart is

537
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: not getting hurt in the process, at least not yet.

538
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: Feels great. Um, and then I want I've been wanting

539
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: to tell Andrew about it, but it's like so graphic

540
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 1: that it's like too much to tell a male friend.

541
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: And and I and you didn't really ask, and I

542
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 1: don't want to like thrust this on you, not to

543
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: use that word. But yesterday Brenna was over and Brenna

544
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,679
Speaker 1: kind of asked about what was going on with me,

545
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, I have so much to

546
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 1: tell you. And I was like interest is okay for

547
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 1: me to like. And I went into like graphic detail

548
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: of what I've been doing because not because I wanted

549
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: to be like titillating, and like I just like to

550
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: talk about sex graphically and the sex I have is

551
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 1: so graphic. And I just want to say that any

552
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 1: man listening that might want to be my partner someday,

553
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 1: you don't have to live up to the things that

554
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 1: I've done in my past. I think a lot of

555
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,400
Speaker 1: men are like she loves anal and I don't want

556
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: to do that. I don't need it. It's like s cargo,

557
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 1: like if I went I don't like or I guess

558
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 1: that's a bad example. But it's like a flag graw,

559
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: like it's something that's like a delicacy that I've had

560
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: enough of in my life. I could go the rest

561
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: of my life with. That's not true. I will do

562
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: it to myself next to you in bed, and you

563
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 1: don't have to do it to me like I would

564
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: marry someone who is not kinky. Okay, you don't consider

565
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: that intercourse, Um, I consider oral sex sex. I keep

566
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: saying to this guy that I'm we're doing this with

567
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: I keep going we're having sex even though we're you know,

568
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: it's not vaginal sex. But I'm only protecting my vaginal

569
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: whole for marriage, not because you were like, what's the

570
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: difference if he sticks his penis in the other one?

571
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: What's like the guy? Guys don't see the difference in that.

572
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: But and I know I said to you, I would that.

573
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I'm doing it for me because

574
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: I want to save something for the man that I

575
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: feel like I'm going to marry. It doesn't mean like

576
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: you have to marry me and then you do it,

577
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: like when I get that feeling of like this man

578
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 1: is available, this man can love me, this man can

579
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: be in a relationship with me, at least for the

580
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: ex sentiment of time, I could see myself marrying this

581
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: person down the line, come on in my pus. But

582
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: if I don't have that sense, either because I don't

583
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: want it with this person or because that person doesn't

584
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: want it with me. Um uh. Usually I won't even

585
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: engage with someone who doesn't want it with me if

586
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: I want it with them. But the person I'm currently

587
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: fooling around with, I don't want that with them, So

588
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm fine with them doing all the other stuff. First

589
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: of all, they've done all the other stuff to me

590
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: before we we hooked up years ago, and now we're

591
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 1: redoing that. So it doesn't feel so, I even said

592
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: to Andrew because he's like, what's the difference, And I go,

593
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: I can't wait to tell the person that I and

594
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: feel that way, like I have not had a penis

595
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: in my vagina for now. It's been over two years,

596
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 1: and and two of those years was because I wasn't

597
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 1: hooking up at all. But then I started hooking up

598
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: again and I actually saved that part of sex for love.

599
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: I want love to be connected with that. And Andrew

600
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: was like, as a guy, if I found out you

601
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 1: got fucked in the ascid ton and you were like,

602
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: but I didn't in my vagina, it wouldn't mean anything

603
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: to me. And then I go, then it's not no, No,

604
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: I like your honesty. First of all, I think the

605
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: man that I will love it will mean something to him,

606
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: I hope. But if it doesn't, it doesn't matter because

607
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: it means something to me, and I really am and

608
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm not saving it for Jesus or God even though

609
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 1: it is virtual for me, like I felt I did

610
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: the sex with Emily Podcast shortly after I had fallen

611
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: in love and I did not have sex with that

612
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: person that I fell in love with because I knew

613
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: that they weren't available, and I knew that I didn't

614
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 1: want to consummate it in that way, even though I

615
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: wanted to so badly, and I was really going through

616
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: it afterwards like of like I wish I would have it,

617
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: will never happen, you know all these things, And she

618
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,239
Speaker 1: asked me, Um, she does these things at the end

619
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: of her show where she like is like fill in

620
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: the blank and she's like, she goes, uh, this is

621
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: kind of her voice. She's like, sex is best, the

622
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: best sex, and uh, to have the best sex possible

623
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: you need and I just go love and she goes oh,

624
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: and I go, I didn't even expect that, Like, I

625
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: now know that the best sex of my life is

626
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: not going to be me tied up, getting things up

627
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: my butt and like being choked at all the things

628
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: that I actually do enjoy more recreationally. The best sex

629
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: of my life will be really boring, missionary and a

630
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: p this and me like, just it's gonna have love

631
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: in the air, that's gonna be this, like uh, this

632
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: like we both love each other and not anyone else.

633
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm put into that as well, but like

634
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: there's gonna it's love. It's gonna be SI because I

635
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: never had, because to me, we're saving that whole for love.

636
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: I just because I know it's gonna be so special

637
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: that I don't want to waste it. Let let me

638
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: give you an example. I don't want to eat a

639
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: salad without dressing. And to me, a salad all the

640
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: ingredients of a salad could taste good enough without the

641
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: added dressing because they're all like delicious things in a

642
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: chop salad. That's how it's going to be the best

643
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,959
Speaker 1: with dressing, and I need the dressing is love, so

644
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: I could enjoy it. But I'm gonna wait because guess what.

645
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: I can eat everything else on the menu and still

646
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: have a really satisfying meal, but dressing is required for

647
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: the salad. So if someone tellses my salad, please come

648
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: on it first, I don't know what I'm talking about.

649
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: Throw a vinagarette on there. This isn't hard to grasp,

650
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: don't is hard to grass? Really? Yes, I feel Noah

651
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: is like nodding. Her head is almost falling off because

652
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: She's like praising everything I'm saying, and I love. I'm

653
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: so excited because like you are ready for love, yeah,

654
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: and I feel it coming your way. You're like the

655
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: perfect I hope all those things for her, and I

656
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: hope I hope that she gets the vagina sex. And

657
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: I don't need a penis in my vagina because the

658
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: guy I'm hooking up with puts things in my vagina

659
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: and I couldn't tell the difference between his penis and

660
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: a plastic thing. But that's my point. My point is,

661
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: why why do you put all there? When a real

662
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: skin penis with thumping blood through it enters my vagina,

663
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: it will feel different. It will feel different, and it

664
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: will make my body shoot off hormones that I can't control.

665
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: And so to keep those feelings at bay, I have

666
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: to protect myself. So I have to do listen. I

667
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: would love to start dabbing marijuana just to get the

668
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: highest high ever. Dabs are like intense weed, They're concentrated weed.

669
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: But I continue to smoke weed because I don't I

670
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,479
Speaker 1: don't want that much yet. I'm not ready to let

671
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: that in my life because it could ruin my life.

672
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: If I get that, I don't want to know. Having

673
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: a piece of my vagina has ruined my life before.

674
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: It has put me into a state of depression and

675
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: dependence on a man who didn't love me, and I

676
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: don't want to do it again. But you've had that

677
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 1: without that? What do you mean consequencely don't outweigh the benefits.

678
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: What do you mean I have one night about it?

679
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean I've had it without No, you've

680
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: had a heartbreak without having to not not like not

681
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: like the kind with Dick. And everyone has said when

682
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: I fell in love a couple of months ago, everyone

683
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: in my life, I think even you were surprised at

684
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: how little if you've never seen me with Dick heartbreak,

685
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: how little compared to other times I've let a man

686
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: penis in me and when he rejected me, how much

687
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: it hurt I was, I is hungover for months. This time,

688
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: because I didn't let that man put his penis in me,

689
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: I was able to have such a clearer conscious like

690
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: I was sad, but it wasn't out of my control.

691
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: It didn't feel like an addiction having a penis in you.

692
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: For me, my body creates an addictive thing with them,

693
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: and I am just as satisfied. I could never have

694
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: a dick in me again. I swear to God, I

695
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: am just as satisfied having things put in me because

696
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: I'm blindfolded the whole goddamn time anyway, and I don't

697
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: know if it's a dick or not, but my body knows.

698
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm not saying to me. Physically, a penis in a

699
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: an a dildo feel the same, really, like you know

700
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: when there's a lot of stuff going on down there,

701
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: because I like double penetry. I like a bunch of

702
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: stuff going on at the same time. Vibrator on my glid,

703
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: thing up my as like dick in my ass, the

704
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: thing of my so it all feels the same. But

705
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: my body will do things, just like when you eat

706
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: something that tastes good and then your body does against

707
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: your own. Well, you can't control it. That's what happens.

708
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: My point is is that you've done work on yourself,

709
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: You've mature sexually, you don't want it. I know, I'm not.

710
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you feel or how okay, how I

711
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: look at I'll say I okay, So when I first

712
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: lost my virginity or how I used to deal with

713
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: Granted I haven't had that many girlfriends, but like sex

714
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: was like this thing like once I have you know

715
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: what I mean, like and like then you kind of

716
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: mature and it's just like something you do in the relationship.

717
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: It's fun. But like to put all this I'm just

718
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: saying putting I would putting all this weight on it,

719
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,959
Speaker 1: but I get it like that that's special to me

720
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: and I think it's something It's a gift I want

721
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: to give and I know you were, Like I wouldn't

722
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: even care about the gift if my husband or the

723
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: person I go. I haven't had sex in two years

724
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: and I've had the opportunity and I've waited for this

725
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: feeling and I'm giving it to you. If that person

726
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: doesn't find that special, then then that's fine. But to me,

727
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: that's the gift I'm going to give. It might be

728
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: like a sweater they want to return, but I thought

729
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,719
Speaker 1: of this person before I even met them, Like I

730
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: love the I think the romance of like I knew

731
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: you were out there. I've been waiting for you. I

732
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: gave my vagina just so many guys before that didn't

733
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: deserve it, and I let them in because they did.

734
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: And now I finally am an adult woman, and I

735
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: know that you deserve this, and this doesn't mean that

736
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: you're locked into never breaking my heart. But I trust you.

737
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: It's trust, Okay, I think that I take that. I'm

738
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: not trying to be like a dick. I'm just saying

739
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: like I I get like, I just get like when

740
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: when you put like these things on it for you, Like,

741
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm not addict. So I need

742
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: to put no more drinking. I can't just have one.

743
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: I no more starving myself. I can't just starve myself

744
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: one day to look good to it. Then you get

745
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: addicted to not doing something. That's all I'm saying, like,

746
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: so you put these things. No I don't drinking. I

747
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: plan on never drinking again. I'm not like waiting for

748
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 1: someone to have the right booze or the right person

749
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: to get drunk with. I really am not might happened

750
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,959
Speaker 1: on the same night, Who does I gave it because

751
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: I had a fireball shot. I'm never gonna I never

752
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: want to starve myself again. I never want to eat

753
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 1: in bed again. I never want to skip a meal again.

754
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: I never want to um drink again. But I do

755
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: want to have sex in my giant again really possibly never, yes,

756
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: but um, it's it's it's something I actually don't need

757
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: because I'm so sexually satisfied right now. It's wild. It's

758
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: almost like we're talking about the other night about having kids,

759
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: and you were talking about like the benefits of like

760
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 1: the feeling of loving something so much, and I go,

761
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm not craving loving something that much. I am satisfied

762
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: with how much I love my niece and nephew. There's

763
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: not a part of me that's like I want more

764
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,280
Speaker 1: of this and almost it to be more, like there's

765
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 1: nothing in me that thinks it could get better than that,

766
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: even though I know it can with a child. I

767
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: don't want it. I don't There's nothing my life does

768
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: not feel deficient. And some people do, they go, oh

769
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: my god, I want The only argument is there's been

770
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: things that maybe you didn't think you wanted as much

771
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: and then you got and then you're like, holy sh it,

772
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: I didn't even Really, I don't want to risk that

773
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: because if you find out you're wrong, that's a ten years.

774
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: Because I do know. I've been watching this show called

775
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: sex Life on Netflix that have been recommended to me,

776
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: and you tell me if you want kids after seeing that,

777
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: if you if you're me, that woman is me. That

778
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: woman has the same sexual desires as me, the same

779
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: kind of and she becomes a mom, and it just

780
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 1: I know that moms will relate to it. I want

781
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 1: my sister to watch it, even though this woman is

782
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: like a true nympho and then she's like a mom

783
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: and she's like, I hate she doesn't hate her kids,

784
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 1: but I would love my kids. But it's just I'm

785
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: not craving it. It's not something I think about. And

786
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: I'm really satisfied with that. Let's get to the news.

787
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: And if you want to write us anonymously and tell

788
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: us that you actually don't want your own kids, I'd

789
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 1: love to hear. I would love to hear people tell

790
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 1: me whether I should or shouldn't have kids, and and

791
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: and in the honesty behind it, No, I think people

792
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: wouldn't even admit it to theirselves, that that that they

793
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: wish they wouldn't have, because actually they don't believe that

794
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: even if it sucks, you know that if your child,

795
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: I know that feeling happens where you could say you

796
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: couldn't say. But I've had one woman say it to

797
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: me and go. No one's going to tell you the truth.

798
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: It's not worth it. It is not worth it one woman,

799
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,399
Speaker 1: and that woman was very much like me. Well, look,

800
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: there's plenty of parents that have walked out on their

801
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 1: kids lives that have showed that they're not worth I

802
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: just don't need to test something that I'm not craving

803
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: at all, is what I'm saying. I feel you. Yeah, alright,

804
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: news you your first. Oh man, I hope you're having

805
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: a great time out there. I hope you're having all

806
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: the holes plugged up except your vagina and you're having

807
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 1: all the swells. Alright. Let's Ariotta. Grande is giving away

808
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: one million dollars worth of therapy to fans. Quote unquote.

809
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: Healing is not linear or easy, but you are worth

810
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: the effort and time. She said, Wow, I love this. Yeah.

811
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: The singer has partnered with mental health support organization Better

812
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: Help to help match people seeking therapy with a licensed therapist.

813
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: Grande has has been very open about our own mental

814
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: health struggles since the bombing, and also she lost her

815
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 1: mac Miller. I mean she's been through a lot. Pete

816
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: Davidson like, well, yeah, I mean that the relationship was

817
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: tumultuous for sure. UM, that's great. I love anyone de

818
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: stigmatizing UM, getting help and UM. And I really think

819
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: that I'm so glad that these people who people look

820
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: up to are are putting it out there because it's

821
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 1: just I wish everyone would be open to it. It's UM,

822
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: but you can't force someone. That's the thing. They kind

823
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 1: of just got to see that you do it and go, wow,

824
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 1: that person is you know, like the way that I've

825
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: changed over the past couple of years, Like the people

826
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: that in my life that that weren't around me so

827
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 1: much before then, Like you know, when I was living

828
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: in New York, I didn't see my mom and dad

829
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: as much. I didn't see, uh, the changes I've I've

830
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: been through over the past year, people have noticed. And

831
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 1: I've always been trying to get them to do all

832
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: these things that I did, because really I was trying

833
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,479
Speaker 1: to get myself to do them because I wasn't really

834
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: doing them and I was trying. But I just feel

835
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: like now those people that I've been begging to get

836
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: the therapy or the talk about the real things that

837
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 1: I want to talk about are finally just doing it

838
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: on their own. Because you can't force someone and I've

839
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: been I was told to get therapy for years and

840
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: I just I didn't do it until I was like

841
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,720
Speaker 1: until the other thing too. About you ready to just wondering,

842
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: are you trying to say, I mean, I'm trying to

843
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: say I kind of inspired it. Yeah, I mean I

844
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: think no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying

845
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: I'm the full reason. But you did quit drinking, and

846
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: you did start going to therapy after we became friends. Sure,

847
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: I think I think I think it was a combination

848
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: of things, but yeah, you definitely helped in the idea

849
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Speaker 1: of better, making yourself better. You surround yourself with It's

850
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: not me, but it's like you were hanging out with

851
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: people who drank every night and and you started hanging

852
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: with me, and you're like, oh, I kind of see

853
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: another way to a thousand. Look, before you, I did

854
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: quit drinking, like for like months on end, like I was,

855
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 1: so I was I was heading towards there. And then

856
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: seeing you being successful, seeing other comics that I really

857
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 1: respect being successful and being you know, just not drinking,

858
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: it just made me it just like solidofed. That was

859
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: it for me to was knowing that John Mulaney didn't drink,

860
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: and that was what like the turning point for him

861
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: when he was young was like quitting. He quit really young.

862
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 1: Jim Norton quit really young, like all these people who's

863
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: we're just so prolific, like either didn't have a drinking

864
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 1: problem or they had and they got it under control.

865
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: And the people that do have a drinking problem their work,

866
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: they're they're lucky, and it doesn't it there's something missing

867
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: from it. And I'm still trying to really hone into

868
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: I think I'm getting closer to just being up myself

869
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: and not having to try to be the successful person

870
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: I want to be. Like it just comes. I just

871
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: go towards what feels good and like, oh that means

872
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: that equal success. Oh, f boy Island. I want to

873
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 1: do that because that sounds fun. Oh it's actually also

874
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 1: really good for my career. Wow, that's cool as opposed

875
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: to I mean, I gotta, I wanna um, I gotta

876
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: get on TikTok And I'm like, wait a second, I don't.

877
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to be on TikTok because I don't

878
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: need another addiction. I literally asked Carlile Forster, who is

879
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: kind of looking for some side work. Right now, I'm like,

880
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: tell me what TikTok trends are going on, because part

881
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,959
Speaker 1: of TikTok is like noticing what's happening on there and

882
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: feeding the engine. But you have to be on it

883
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: to nail it. So and I don't want to be

884
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: on it. It's not something I'm willing to give up.

885
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: Is my happiness at my time. I don't want to

886
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 1: give it to TikTok. I know that it. It just

887
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: feels too good and it's like a dediction. I don't

888
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: need another. So I asked Carlyle. I was like, will

889
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: you make videos for me? Will you clip up my

890
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: stand up? Um? So that's a little thing that I'm like, Oh,

891
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: before it would be like get on TikTok because you

892
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 1: need to learn it, and then I would just get

893
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: stuck on TikTok um. But yeah, I mean and and

894
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: getting long and then not even think about it. But

895
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: I still smoke weed constantly, and um, it's to me

896
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: something that I really treat medicinally. It's it makes me

897
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: work harder, it doesn't make me lace, it doesn't have

898
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: those side effects, although it ruins my voice. It is

899
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: dirty and gross I smoke out of a thing that

900
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: looks like a crack pipe, so it's not like a

901
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: good look for a thirty seven year old woman. Sometimes

902
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: I have to like crouch down on a balcony so

903
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: I literally look like a homeless person and crouching down

904
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: so that because I have to crouch down so that, um,

905
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: the wind doesn't pick up. Like the things associated with

906
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: smoking weed are not a good look, And I'm looking

907
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 1: to figure out what that is that I'm trying to

908
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: fill with that. But right, and so I'm aware that

909
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: I have an addiction now that isn't as harmful as um,

910
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: you know, alcohol, and but I'm also addicted to my

911
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 1: meds that make me happy and not want to kill myself.

912
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: So and marijuana has the same effects for me. It

913
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: makes me happy. Yeah, And I got really really depressed,

914
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: and I'm scared of depression. I'm just too scared of it.

915
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: And the feeling I feel when I go to get

916
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: a hit of weed. That because that's the what you

917
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: can tap into when you're trying to deal with an

918
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: addiction or something of behavior that you're trying to stop,

919
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: the feeling you have when you go to reach for

920
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: it like that like I need this like what I'm

921
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: trying to be in that feeling more and go what

922
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: is really going on here? Like do you do you

923
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: want to get high? Like do you want smoke in

924
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: your lungs? That's gonna make you like make music sound

925
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: better for a second and then where off and you're

926
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: gonna need it again? Or what? What? And I haven't

927
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: nailed it yet, But that's gonna take journaling before I

928
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: reach for the weed. That's going to take calling a

929
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: friend and saying I want to reach for the weed.

930
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm still going to after this call, but can I

931
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: just talk out some feelings? And I just wanted to

932
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 1: say that out loud because that's the approach I want

933
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: to give to it today as I kind of reach

934
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: a bottom with it of like I mean, you're sitting

935
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: on a chair by the way that has spray tan

936
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 1: stains on it. Unintentional, I accidentally sat on this chair

937
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: and on my ankle. My spray tan kind of accumulate

938
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: sometimes and it rubbed on it when I was practicing

939
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: guitar once and I flipped it over and uh for

940
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: so my mom wouldn't see my mom found it. Andrew

941
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: saw my mom find it and I was like, I

942
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: knew it was going to be a whole thing, and

943
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's fine, there's the other side is totally clear.

944
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: But then yesterday I was smoking weed on that chair

945
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: and I had the flip side where it wasn't where

946
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: it was the nice side, and I was like, I

947
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: might burn this couch with a spark or something, so

948
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: I flipped it back to the shitty side. That's my

949
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: weed smoking side. So if that chair has flipped, you

950
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: know your girls smoking weed. I just anyone out there

951
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: who also smokes weed and struggles with it and has

952
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: like a come all over one side and then I

953
00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: flipped the other. Uh. It's so that's the same for

954
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: my matches with spray tan and or ship um. But yeah,

955
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 1: I'm just like trying to be honest about my weeds

956
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: smoking more because it's just I'm thirty seven. I shouldn't

957
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: be smoking out of a pipe, and like you, I mean,

958
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: is there a way to make it more stylistic for

959
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: me to be because I'm not embarrassed of it. It

960
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: makes me It doesn't make me a worse worker. It

961
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: does make me lose my short term memory, which is

962
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: not good for stand up but it also makes me

963
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: not want to kill myself, which is also good for

964
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: stand up. So what are you gonna do? Uh, let's

965
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 1: get to the next one of yourself could be pretty

966
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: cool for your career. I can sell some trinkets after

967
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 1: you die. You gotta go in my phone and get

968
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: all of the record And you know I gave you

969
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,399
Speaker 1: my phone code. Yeah, Elvis when he died he made

970
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: millions more, way more money after I know, I'm going

971
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: to make a lot of money if I dry tragically,

972
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: not killing myself, but just you know, Carkson or something.

973
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,439
Speaker 1: My mom and dad will be able to live off

974
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: of my recordings on my phone. But you've got to

975
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: give them that code. I've sent it to them. My

976
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: mom will not be able to find it in an email.

977
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: You got to send me to it again. But my

978
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: phone is not working because of horizons, But it's in

979
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: your email. I did send you all my stuff in

980
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: um And what song do I want played at my funeral?

981
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: Wilco which one impossible? Germany? Oh dear, I know it.

982
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: And by the way, Grande given a million dollars. So

983
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: many people real quick don't do therapy because they go

984
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: it's the most expensive thing. I swear to God you

985
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: can find a therapist that, especially if you have health interces.

986
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: And better Help is a sponsor of our show and

987
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,399
Speaker 1: they also better Help and they offer financial aid as well.

988
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Speaker 1: So better Help is a sponsor of our show. You, Um,

989
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: I think it's better help dot com. Slash Nikki is

990
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: where you can go to get I think it's like,

991
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Speaker 1: uh some some bucks off your first month of therapy.

992
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 1: But just take this. If you're someone out there right now, Hey,

993
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: you listening and you go, I wanted to try therapy,

994
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: but this is your sign. I'm talking to you, do

995
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: the boldest, bravest thing you can do right now and

996
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: go like outload better Help app and just fucking do it.

997
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: That's so it will be you don't have to tell

998
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 1: any when you do it. You will feel cooler about

999
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: yourself because you are doing something that's hard. Going to

1000
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: therapy is not easy. It's not a cop out. It's

1001
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: hard AND's brave. Yeah. And the one thing I have

1002
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: to say with therapy is that the first like five,

1003
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: if you go five times, you're going to get an

1004
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: understanding of why you're acting a certain way, what your

1005
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 1: history and it's I I equated to like a whatever,

1006
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: back to golf, but like your grip, Like if you

1007
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: could just get the foundation, you could apply it forever.

1008
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: All you need is like five, just start with five,

1009
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 1: but keep going. Yeah, and let me just be honest

1010
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: with you. It takes a while to find a good therapist.

1011
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: If you don't find even better help, they are totally

1012
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: understanding if you want to switch. It's like dating you guys.

1013
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: So many people go I went to the therapist and

1014
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: she sucked, and then they never go again. Yes, that

1015
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: was a guy's voice. I didn't like it. It's like, well,

1016
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: did you marry the first person you went on a

1017
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: date with on bumble? No, this is everyone's different and

1018
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: you gotta find one that works for you. And it

1019
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: takes about I would give it a couple of sessions

1020
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: with each one before you decide. Um and slash Nicky

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Speaker 1: because it's a great way to support the show. I

1025
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: really appreciate you guys listening and helping our advertisers and

1026
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Speaker 1: and giving them money gives us the ability to do

1027
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: the show, and it means a lot to me when

1028
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Speaker 1: you do. Next story, Okay, a self proclaimed flat chested

1029
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: med students shows her TikTok followers how she fakes her

1030
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: boobs for her Hooters job. WHOA, Okay, Noah, pull it up.

1031
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this. This is my daily

1032
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: little dose of tik tak, me making my boobs look

1033
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: great every day for work. This girl is talking, She says, she,

1034
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 1: this is this girl that has amazing cleans. Her boobs

1035
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: look like three d s. And then she goes me

1036
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: having double a's. Okay, her boobs look big anyway with

1037
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: with double as? These are these are sneaky tits. I

1038
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: have the same boobs you could mine look like double

1039
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: as most of the day, and then I can make

1040
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 1: them look like that too. No, but you actually have CS. No,

1041
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: she doesn't have d she has double a's. I just

1042
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: don't believe it. How did she so she did that

1043
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: with makeup? No one did we? How do we learn

1044
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,399
Speaker 1: that she? But she did? In the article Andrew, why

1045
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: don't you fiel Niki year old Kirsten Songer, who how

1046
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: does she spell it k I r ST. I'm guessing

1047
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: it's Kirston. Then that she has the chest of a

1048
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: teenage boy. She uses a push up bra that adds

1049
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: two cup sizes and stuff say with silicone inserts for

1050
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: a boost. Finally, she uses makeup to lightly draw lines

1051
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: of definition onto her chest. I create the illusion of curvy.

1052
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: Now get a girl. I want to go work at Hooters. Oh,

1053
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: you would kill it? Do you think I should get aside?

1054
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking you. If I could do it

1055
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: and not be um, I would do it. I just

1056
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: want to see what that's like. It's like very light

1057
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 1: because I like being sexy and I like a job

1058
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: that's like your job is to be sexy, So it

1059
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: does you don't get accused of like she's trying to

1060
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: be hot. That's what I like about strippers. I couldn't strip,

1061
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 1: or I would be a great porn star. But um,

1062
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: what if you stripped? No? No, no, that involves dancing,

1063
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: not going to do that. I would be an amazing

1064
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: porn star. Though, like legit, I think I should have

1065
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: gotten into it. And I honestly friend who stripped the

1066
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: one time? Yeah, yes, and you would never expected she

1067
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 1: said it was the most but she was a good dancer.

1068
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: You can tell that girl, it's got some moves. I

1069
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: think you have moves. You could just slide around the pole. No,

1070
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: I have no interest in stripping. I have more interest

1071
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: even though it's like us on stage, like stand up,

1072
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 1: I have more interest in um uh. Like when I

1073
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: was hooking up the other day, I'm not joking you.

1074
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I think the way I felt about

1075
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: stand up when I first did it, which is like,

1076
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm really good at this and I enjoy it so much.

1077
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,760
Speaker 1: It makes you feel good like I feel that way

1078
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: about I mean, does everyone feel that way about sex?

1079
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: Of like this is all I ever want to do.

1080
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: I have. I think I'm a sex addict. I really

1081
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: when I'm in a relationship, I can get really obsessed

1082
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: with it and I gotta watch that. But I really

1083
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: felt yesterday I was like, I think I could do

1084
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:17,280
Speaker 1: porn and really really feel like talented. What the addiction

1085
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: is it from the connection with the person or no? No, no,

1086
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: what's the orgasm? Is? Like? Orgasm is Christmas? You know,

1087
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: I don't even care for Christmas. I like Christmas Eve,

1088
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: it's all the build up, it's Betting told not to come.

1089
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 1: It's being able to like it's be it's all the

1090
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: build up and I just it's just feels. I honestly

1091
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: feel like bet Middler something. I'm like, I was born

1092
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: to do this. I was born to be horrish. And

1093
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: I know that sounds I'm reluctant to put this out

1094
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 1: there because I just there was some I realized something

1095
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 1: about myself this week when I was able to separate

1096
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,720
Speaker 1: sex recreationally, Like I really the person I've started hooking

1097
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: up with, Like it's like I found a tennis partner,

1098
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 1: is what I've said to them, because I've never related

1099
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: to that, like, oh this interest I have. I just

1100
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: actually wrote to my friend Bobby jay Cox, he's a

1101
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: local comic because he plays guitar and I need a

1102
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: guitar partner. It's like I'm tired of listening to myself.

1103
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: I'm too bad. And I wrote to him and I go,

1104
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: do you want to come over? I think he's coming

1105
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: over tonight to practice and um to just hang out

1106
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,919
Speaker 1: with me and play. And that's that's what I feel

1107
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: like I found with this person I'm hooking up with,

1108
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: is like I have someone that I can really practice

1109
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: getting good at and I don't know, there's just like

1110
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: this sense that like I could literally just I could

1111
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: pursue this as a career and like be fine with

1112
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: it and feel really like I was, yes, and what

1113
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 1: blocking out your face like a different person, Like if

1114
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: I gave up comedy and was just like, I'm Nikias

1115
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: a porn star, like putting my face out there and

1116
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: being a porn star like I I'm for I'm for

1117
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: the first time in my life. I'm like, I think

1118
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: I could do it, and I think I would have

1119
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: no shame about it, and I think that I could

1120
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: do it in a way that would make other women

1121
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: feel safe indulging in their things and in their sexual

1122
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 1: and yeah, I could, I could. I'm I'm I'm literally

1123
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: open to it. And as I get more into milf

1124
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: and probably headed into guilt pretty soon territory, there is

1125
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:21,439
Speaker 1: just people do like the way the what I could

1126
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: bring to the table. I see that there's a market

1127
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: for it, and I've always just been too embarrassed and

1128
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: not been able to separate it because sex, to me

1129
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: marginalizes women so much and like makes them like we

1130
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 1: look down upon porn stars. I mean porn stars literally

1131
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,919
Speaker 1: can't get work elsewhere. I mean they act like, oh,

1132
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: we love porn stars, even though it's the most consumed entertainment.

1133
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: I mean insanely consumed. These people are ostracized from the world,

1134
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: and when they go to functions in their family know

1135
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 1: they do porn. Oh, I don't know if I feel

1136
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 1: safe having my kid around you because you might start

1137
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: a gang bang at our family unit. It's like people

1138
00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: just have such scorn and is taste for porn stars.

1139
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: And I feel like I am finally in a place

1140
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, I would look at it as

1141
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:10,240
Speaker 1: an art and not something that is making me um

1142
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 1: seek validation from others. It's truly like I can bring

1143
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: women pleasure from showing how you can do that, because

1144
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 1: let me tell you a lot of times I watched

1145
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: gang bangs and there's like, uh, this is way too

1146
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: much information. Please let me know if this is bordering

1147
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: on like okay, because I'm not trying to turn anyone on.

1148
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like I'm so sexy, please

1149
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 1: want to fund me. But there are times I'm watching

1150
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: porn and these girls who clearly love it, like in

1151
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: a gang bang or something which I've never done, but

1152
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: I aspire to do someday. Um this girl, like a

1153
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: dick will slip out right like it happens, and the

1154
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 1: girl will just not say anything. Me I would be

1155
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: like put that backet, like I would beat the man,

1156
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 1: like I like it so much like these girls. So

1157
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 1: I sent sometimes im porn that these girls are just

1158
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 1: doing a job and they're not really having the pleasure

1159
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: from it. And I know that you can't always enjoy yourself.

1160
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: When I'm on stage, sometimes I'm not having fun at all,

1161
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: and sometimes I'm having the best time. So I understand

1162
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: different days of like, oh it dick slips out. I'm

1163
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: not actually like feeling anything right now because I'm thinking

1164
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: about like a thing I have to do later that

1165
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: it's like I have to do my taxes later. So

1166
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 1: you're not really worried. But there are a lot of

1167
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 1: times importan where I'm like, I want that girl to

1168
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: like beg to put it back in like I would

1169
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: if this were happening to me. But that just indicates

1170
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: to me she's not really in it and I and

1171
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: I know that if I became important, I would have

1172
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 1: days that I wouldn't care. But there's something about it

1173
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: to me that I'm so passionate about it that I

1174
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: think me doing it would not be me trying to

1175
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 1: get attention from men, which I always felt gross about

1176
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: in terms of wanting to be sexy, but really like

1177
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: displaying how much I can let myself go and be

1178
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: unbridled and be an example to women that they can

1179
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,319
Speaker 1: also do that in men. Well, I mean, I guess

1180
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: you could do Uh, I wouldn't if I were. If

1181
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: I can't do it with comedy, I have to quit

1182
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 1: comedy because you cannot do both. You can't Sasha. Sasha

1183
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: Gray is the only one who's like kind of you know,

1184
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: straddled those world of Hollywood. And I mean, would you

1185
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: have like a like like, you're gonna have a camera guy,

1186
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: a boom guy. It's going to be porn is and

1187
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: I will be able to much like when there's a

1188
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: boom and a thing and I can have real moments

1189
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: on shows where people go I just felt like that

1190
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: was the first time we've done this show where I

1191
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: felt like I was actually having a conversation with someone

1192
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: real who is present that you didn't notice all the

1193
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: lights and camera. I'm comfortable enough as a performer with

1194
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: on a stage to be very vulnerable, to be very

1195
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,959
Speaker 1: in the moment and not think about like I hope

1196
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: I look hot and just be free. And I think

1197
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: I could bring that to porn. Okay, but a lot

1198
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: of womenkind of goes against the vagina things. So are

1199
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:45,439
Speaker 1: you just gonna do anal? Okay? Never mind questions? All right, next,

1200
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 1: why do I care? Why do I care? Please don't

1201
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 1: use this against me in anyway. I just got really

1202
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: vulnerable there. But I just not telling our besties and

1203
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: not that they would, but and I'm not trying to

1204
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,919
Speaker 1: be I think sometimes it's kid when girls talk about

1205
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: sex because they're like trying to rile men up and

1206
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 1: make make other girls feel insecure around their boyfriend. Like

1207
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 1: sometimes when I talk about sex with you and Brenna,

1208
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: like even yesterday, I go, you know, I was telling

1209
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: her about a situation that you know, any girl could

1210
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 1: have in her life that wouldn't involve you, right, And

1211
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: and I go, oh, I'm doing this thing. And she

1212
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: goes like that's gotta be weird though, right, Like how

1213
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: is it? I go, it's amazing, And you go, oh,

1214
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: it's terrible because you wanted to discourage You made it

1215
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: about you when she was really just asking about getting

1216
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: a little insecure. I wasn't I was being funny, dude, Okay,

1217
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: how do you take me like serious? I'm always joking. Okay,

1218
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: I believe you. I mean, obviously I don't want her

1219
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: to do that, But me saying like I really enjoyed

1220
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: this thing is not going to make her go do it.

1221
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: I didn't say it did, but it did make you

1222
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: guys go do some stuff. I mean, yesterday, I was

1223
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 1: talking about some stuff and then Andrew goes, you would

1224
00:57:56,080 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: like that, and she was like, yeah, I knew. I

1225
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: left them so horned up. I go, I gotta go,

1226
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: and they were gonna go play. Yeah, right, they're gonna

1227
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 1: go play. I'm the biggest fluffer for people. If you

1228
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: go see my show, I swear to god, you will

1229
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 1: get horned up. And it's not my intention, but you will.

1230
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: You and your partner will get more honest with each

1231
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: other and have better sex. I mean that loop is

1232
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I was just slip it. Then it was

1233
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: the loop. I think it was about a lot more

1234
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 1: than that. I think I got you got. I think

1235
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: I helped your sex life yesterday. I just want to

1236
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 1: say it didn't hurt it. I'll tell you that. Why

1237
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: do I care? I don't know. Selma Hi tells Jada

1238
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: Pinkett Smith. My breasts keep growing a lot. Yeah, but

1239
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: they're natural, and the growth is because life changes like pregnancy, menopause,

1240
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: and periods of weight gain. Okay, so her kids are

1241
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: only getting bigger. I mean, I'm worried for her if

1242
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: these things, Oh my god, they're so big. Yeah, I

1243
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: mean her two thousand twenty boobs were looking at a

1244
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 1: chart of two thousand eleven to two. I mean, those

1245
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,959
Speaker 1: are so to any girl out there who as gigantic

1246
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 1: heaving boobs. Talking to you, Robin, I'm talking to you

1247
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: my other listeners that I know that have huge tits

1248
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: that I go, Wow, that's a lot to walk around with.

1249
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 1: That's a lot like having that much tit on your body.

1250
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: Running is hard. When my boobs are a little bit

1251
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: fuller from my period or whatever it is, she goes,

1252
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,479
Speaker 1: My back has been really suffering from it, she said.

1253
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: And not a lot of people talk about this. I mean,

1254
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 1: I can't imagine carrying around those heaving, heavy boobs. Some girls.

1255
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: I just know so many girls with just these gigantic

1256
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: tits and they and they don't whether or not you

1257
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: do anything with them in terms of displaying them, that

1258
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 1: is up to you, and I think you should if

1259
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: you like them. There should be no shame around that

1260
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: you have big boobs, show them off. A lot of

1261
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 1: girls are so embarrassed because they developed early that they

1262
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: got so much attention, unwanted attention before they were ready

1263
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 1: for male attention, that they learned to hide them, and

1264
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 1: they still do even as adult women. And I hope

1265
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: that they find peace with that, or maybe get a reduction,

1266
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: or you know, there's a lot of things. But I

1267
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 1: really think about you in your back problems, and I

1268
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 1: don't ever go, oh my god, she's such big boobs.

1269
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: I hate her. I go, that's great, she has those

1270
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: big boobs. What a gift, but also what a curse

1271
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: in terms of just finding things that fit, finding bras

1272
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 1: that fit um and do anything like dancing anything they

1273
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: I mean, yesterday, I didn't wear sports for underneath this

1274
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 1: kind of I was going for a run and I

1275
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 1: had a tank top on that has a bra built

1276
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: in from Lulu. But I my boobs are in a

1277
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 1: situation where it's like, maybe I could have used a

1278
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: bra underneath that, but I could still get away with

1279
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: just that. And I went for a run and I

1280
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 1: was like, they're they're going a little too much, and

1281
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: I feel like people in cars might think that I'm

1282
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: trying to be hot, Like it's always I'm so scared

1283
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: of people thinking I'm trying to be hot, and maybe

1284
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: I am. I don't even know. But why do I

1285
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 1: care about this? I care because, um, she is just uh,

1286
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 1: you know, being honest about her situation, and we're all

1287
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: jealous of her boobs. No one wants to hear someone

1288
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: like you built a career off your tits, and then

1289
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 1: it's like, no, I fucking hate my own tits. She

1290
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: didn't say she hated them. She's just saying they're getting bigger,

1291
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: and it's not like she's trying to make them. Even

1292
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 1: if she did try, it wouldn't be a problem. And

1293
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 1: also back issues. We need to we need to consider

1294
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: women's back issues when we see big boobs and not

1295
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: just go she's so just slut or big boobs, like

1296
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: she gets to show those things off because she takes

1297
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 1: a fucking she takes. It's a lot of it's a

1298
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 1: lot harder for her in a spin class, and is

1299
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 1: for you small titted girl who's jealous of the big boobs.

1300
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 1: Not saying you all smell ted the girls are, but

1301
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: when you hear that aggression towards big titted girls like

1302
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: she's slut or like she thinks she's so hot, she

1303
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,280
Speaker 1: also has back issues that she gets to show those

1304
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: off whenever she wants. In my opinion, let's get to

1305
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:50,439
Speaker 1: our Wednesday Wild Cards segment today. What do we doing? No, uh,

1306
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna explain this. This is the segment where me

1307
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: and Andrew spend one minute uh going into each other's rooms,

1308
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 1: which we are do not normally do. I've left my

1309
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: room completely as it was this morning when I woke up.

1310
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: No changes have been made. Andrew did make some changes

1311
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: to his room based on this, because he you know,

1312
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 1: he has stuff he wants to hide. I don't want

1313
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: to invade his privacy. He was warned, we're gonna go

1314
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 1: and do each other's room spend a minute. I made

1315
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,919
Speaker 1: no change. You did, Okay, Well I told you could.

1316
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 1: You just seem to really want to took the cans

1317
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 1: off the side table. Okay, I wouldn't have called you

1318
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 1: on that anyway. We all know that you you put

1319
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 1: those can head. I know. Um, I like that you

1320
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 1: have those cans out when you have a girlfriend over,

1321
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: so that shows me you're very comfortable with the can

1322
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 1: cann being a cannon. Your bedside tables like has so

1323
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: many cans on it. Joined the club. We're about can

1324
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: hands over here. Okay, we love Seltzer, we love Sezevia,

1325
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: we love Celsius. So let's go into each other's rooms

1326
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: under one minute. We have to look for a scepta picture.

1327
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 1: We bring it back and we asked the person explain

1328
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 1: this please. I literally might have left out a sex toy.

1329
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 1: Please don't take a picture of that, because the crust

1330
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: on the sex toy last time gross me out so much.

1331
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 1: The picture you took and it was not representative because

1332
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: it was like a white like when I saw it later,

1333
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 1: it was like very like delicate white snow flicky crust.

1334
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: And when the picture you took, it had a sound

1335
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 1: like you put a ring light with a golden hue.

1336
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: It looked like it looked orange, and it felt like

1337
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: I was had a disease pus, which I do not so, Um,

1338
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,479
Speaker 1: that's why I was God, That's how I felt about

1339
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 1: the four corners in my room. Okay you can. You

1340
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 1: can't take a picture of a sex wife. You can

1341
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 1: do whatever you want, honestly. Ready and one minute. My

1342
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:35,760
Speaker 1: room's a little farther, so go three seconds. Oh I

1343
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 1: got three seconds? Come on, Andrew, Okay, I got I

1344
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 1: got some good ones and nothing too embarrassing. Okay. I

1345
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: love this game because it shows me something about myself too. Um.

1346
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 1: I hope our viewers like this game. I know this

1347
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,920
Speaker 1: is very intrusive. I appreciate you, Andrew, for partaking in

1348
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: this thing that I made up. Your book all right,

1349
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 1: let's start with yours. I'm dying to know what you've had.

1350
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I took four photos, so you got to

1351
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: choose one. I I know I did do. Let's go

1352
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,560
Speaker 1: through them all? Why not? Okay, well how about this

1353
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 1: we'll do. We're on a time clocks. You got the

1354
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 1: sterile disposable scalpel. Let me see right next to your toilet. Okay,

1355
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 1: I bought scalpels from Amazon. Surgical scalpels. Scalp scalpels, I

1356
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 1: hate that word. And I did buy them so I

1357
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: could get a ward out of your girlfriend's foot that

1358
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: also might be a corn undecided still, um, and I

1359
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 1: also bought them for the wart on my knee that

1360
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 1: I did uh surgically removed last night with a scalpel

1361
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: and oh my, with no anesthetic. And it felt amazing

1362
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: and I was able to do a really good job

1363
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: because I watched so many videos. So let me just

1364
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 1: show you my work. And I'm like worried about how

1365
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 1: deep this cut is going to be. Not at all.

1366
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 1: I just shaved it off, so I think I might

1367
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 1: have actually got all the warty tissue off and I

1368
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 1: might be out of the woods. So I legit removed it.

1369
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 1: No more things to pick out. It's a totally smooth,

1370
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 1: flat surface and um, and I put a band aid

1371
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 1: on it. It It bled like crazy, as works do. Um,

1372
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 1: but it was. I put um antibacterial stuff on it.

1373
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 1: And it's fine and we'll see if it grows back.

1374
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 1: I hope it does because it was so fun today.

1375
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like medieval time. Yeah, I loved it.

1376
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 1: I love you bite on a spoon and then drinking whiskey.

1377
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,640
Speaker 1: It did hurt, but I was willing to take it. Okay,

1378
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 1: let me go through your here's mine for you. We'll

1379
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 1: go back and forth. Um, this is behind your TV.

1380
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: Get out of there is a belt on your desk,

1381
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 1: is a belt, and then a piece of gum that

1382
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 1: has is not is disposed of. It doesn't have what

1383
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 1: is that it's it's paper. It is that you were

1384
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 1: chewing on. Yeah, okay, so that's explains that he just

1385
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 1: threw a piece of paper that he was chewing on.

1386
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: It looks like I thought I'd go into the crease. Okay,

1387
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 1: next up for me, mouth guard invisiligne on your bathroom,

1388
01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:02,160
Speaker 1: on your bathtub floor, let me see. Oh wow, okay,

1389
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: so that I'd no longer am using any of the

1390
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: Vinilente trays I have, So if that ended up there,

1391
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 1: it was probably in Um. I took it out in

1392
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: the shower ages ago, like months ago, and it was

1393
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 1: like sitting on top of that thing and it got

1394
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: knocked over and just fell and I've I've left it.

1395
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,920
Speaker 1: But that could go in the trash easily. Um. Okay.

1396
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 1: This is a saucepan next to your bed where cans

1397
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 1: used to be removed cans, but you left a gigantic

1398
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 1: saucepan on your bedside table, like you can put my

1399
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 1: computer on the record my podcast. Oh I thought that

1400
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 1: was going to be way more interesting. Story. Okay, a

1401
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: gigantic saucepan on. Okay, now what's up for you? Yeah,

1402
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: that's my that's my studio. The things we used to

1403
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 1: prop up a shot like are hilarious. Everyone does it

1404
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 1: in a Nike Boss if anyone wants to know, though,

1405
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: this is a good hack to prop up to put

1406
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: your phone so that you can shoot yourself. A jim

1407
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 1: shoe has a perfect amount of you can you can

1408
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 1: kind of put a sock in it to get a

1409
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:05,560
Speaker 1: little bit more. Uh, yeah, you're right. Okay, your closet

1410
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 1: kind of a mess. Let me see pure just as

1411
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,960
Speaker 1: Uh that is my pile of uh that Yeah, I

1412
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: my closet is and I put all that stuff in there.

1413
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 1: That's my Um, that's like my dirty laundry. Dude. That

1414
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 1: that corner, it's kind of going into the other corner

1415
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: because it's a small closet. So you're right, a big

1416
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 1: big mess of a king that I hide my I

1417
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: hide my ship in my closet. And there's a duvet

1418
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 1: in there that might have had some fluids on it

1419
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 1: from the other night, so I just like took it

1420
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 1: off and threw it there. Um, all right, this is

1421
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: your toothbrush in the shower. Uh, next to your shampoo

1422
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:43,880
Speaker 1: bottles on the floor in the shower. Your hold on,

1423
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 1: he's a brush on the shower. I did check and go,

1424
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: you know what, maybe one fell. He's left it there

1425
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: much like Invisiline. Maybe there's a toothbrush next to his

1426
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: sink as well. Took a picture of the sink. No

1427
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,439
Speaker 1: toothbrush in site. So I want to know. You only

1428
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 1: brush your teeth in the shower. That means you don't

1429
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:03,840
Speaker 1: brush your teeth at night. At night, I'm a one

1430
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 1: a day brusher, I'll admit it. That is pick. Okay,

1431
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: you gotta start brushing your teeth more than once andrew

1432
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:18,960
Speaker 1: wash your daytheth three at least three really definitely when

1433
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:20,639
Speaker 1: I wake up. But I've never had a song writing

1434
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: about my mouth. That's true, That is true. Write a

1435
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: boem about how my bread smells are all But also

1436
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 1: your tooth brushes on your shower floor, Like I'm a

1437
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 1: gross person and I would probably pick it up and

1438
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 1: use it again and kind of wash off. But that's

1439
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,680
Speaker 1: where you keep it. I know it's not smart. I

1440
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 1: almost googled can I put a chair in my shower? Like?

1441
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,120
Speaker 1: What's that called a shower chair. I think, so a

1442
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: chair in your shower, I mean you know what it is,

1443
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 1: because my shower to get one of those like hang things.

1444
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I need something to take stuff off

1445
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 1: the floor. So yeah, there's the little shelves you can buy.

1446
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 1: I'll give you. I think I have a shelf that

1447
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 1: I can actually give you, all right. And last one

1448
01:08:56,439 --> 01:09:00,160
Speaker 1: is just even a coup that has a tooth as

1449
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 1: holder whole on it, you know what I mean, like

1450
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,320
Speaker 1: the ones that you're saying you can put on the

1451
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 1: floor into final thought, final thought. I love this about

1452
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 1: your room. This is actually not even uh I got you.

1453
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:16,160
Speaker 1: It's just a poster no frame, which we've talked about before.

1454
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: I'm just always amazed that you went no frame like

1455
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,000
Speaker 1: a college dorm, and I respect it, thank you. Yes,

1456
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:25,880
Speaker 1: I just didn't I know myself, and I know that

1457
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 1: I went to a lava lamp. By the way, is

1458
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,120
Speaker 1: a seventeen year old girls, Yeah, this is University of

1459
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 1: Kansas right here. Yeah, it's it's what I never got

1460
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,639
Speaker 1: to do. Is It's just I'm living. I'm just doing

1461
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:41,640
Speaker 1: what I want, you know. I just I'm tired of

1462
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 1: pretending like you know, I'm not questioning myself. I'm not

1463
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,640
Speaker 1: being like, oh my god, you love Taylor Swift and

1464
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,200
Speaker 1: you love Taylor Swift things then pink things and girly

1465
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:52,240
Speaker 1: things because you're trying to be cute, see and you

1466
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 1: want people to think you're unique and different. It's just

1467
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:57,639
Speaker 1: what I like. Like I judge everything I do, Like,

1468
01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:59,720
Speaker 1: what do you really want out of the sere? You

1469
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 1: try to get people to like you more and think

1470
01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:04,720
Speaker 1: you're adorable and quirky, and it's like, maybe I just

1471
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 1: am quirky, Like what do I like? And I like

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Speaker 1: shaving off my warts myself in like a medieval surgical

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Speaker 1: the nick style that sort of show, and I like, um,

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Speaker 1: and I don't care about I don't care about having

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Speaker 1: an invisil line just wrangling around my tub. And I

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Speaker 1: also like, um, I like, I'm gonna get a bulletin

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Speaker 1: board so I can put up all my like pictures

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Speaker 1: and stuff. I'm just And I like my room to

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Speaker 1: look like a teenage girl's and that's my cribs. When

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Speaker 1: you're cutting your leg, does it does it hurt? Yea?

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Speaker 1: But not no, I do. It feels satisfying to remove

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Speaker 1: something that is that I want to get off The

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Speaker 1: pain is not when you get down to the skin

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Speaker 1: when you gotta rip out that like when it's reaching

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Speaker 1: fresh skin, because you've got it. When you're getting a

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Speaker 1: ward out. I've watched enough videos, you have to scrape

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Speaker 1: the good skin to just because it warty tissue. If

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Speaker 1: there's even a cell of warty tissue, it will replicate again.

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Speaker 1: So you have to you literally have to like cut

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Speaker 1: into your skin and cut a new skin. But I've

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Speaker 1: scratched my But you're not worried about infection. Um, you

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Speaker 1: know I am. But I am someone who has I

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Speaker 1: cut myself all the time accidentally, Like my hands have

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Speaker 1: open wounds all the time because I'm just a rough

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Speaker 1: person and I gotta deal with a lot of cardboard boxes,

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Speaker 1: and I, you know, get paper cuts and I don't.

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Speaker 1: I've had a staff infection before, and I know when

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Speaker 1: it's I'll get it treated if I get an infection.

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Speaker 1: What happened. I had a like a zip by my

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Speaker 1: eye and I tried to pop it with a needle

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Speaker 1: and I didn't burn the needle. Yeah, this is like

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Speaker 1: when I was like twenty two or whatever, and I

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Speaker 1: woke up like three hours later and my eye was

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Speaker 1: shut swollen and uh and puss everywhere. And I got infected.

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Speaker 1: And if you get infected right by your sinus, that's

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Speaker 1: right to your brain, like you die, you die. So scary.

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Speaker 1: So I went to the hospital and they got me

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Speaker 1: on antibiotics, and this is where my brain was at.

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Speaker 1: I stopped taking the antibiotic so I could drink meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: infection that could kill me. And eventually they dug out

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Speaker 1: the pus right he cut it, and then he realized

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Speaker 1: I actually had a cyst on This could be This

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Speaker 1: could have been your biggest TikTok. Ever, it's just posting

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Speaker 1: this because people love popping stuff on TikTok, so you

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Speaker 1: would assist that they wouldn't have found took a sist.

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Speaker 1: I was wide awake for this surgery. He burned. Worse

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Speaker 1: pain of your life. No, it wasn't that bad because

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Speaker 1: he numbered it. Mr Okay. I could hear him burning

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Speaker 1: my skin. I was, and the scalpel was coming right

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Speaker 1: for my eye and cut out the cyst. So this

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Speaker 1: all started from a needle. Yeah, think like, how many

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Speaker 1: sists do I have in me? My mom scratched her

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Speaker 1: eye with a key accidentally. She was like itching her

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Speaker 1: face and holding keys and she scratched her eye with

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Speaker 1: key and like it's it's a huge issue. And one

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Speaker 1: time I met a guy when yeah, just gently, but

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Speaker 1: it's turned into a gigantic issue. And one time I

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Speaker 1: met a guy though with a key he just wanted

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Speaker 1: to get like how to scratch in his ear and

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Speaker 1: it turned into a nightmare, a medical nightmare because the

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Speaker 1: key had some dirt in it and and you just

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Speaker 1: don't know. So these scalpels, I I they were you know,

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Speaker 1: they're actually they're sterile. Yeah, there's sterile. And U and

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Speaker 1: I opened a new one after one I just kind

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Speaker 1: of was like touching it too much with even wiping

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Speaker 1: it on clean X to get the blood and skin

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Speaker 1: off and morty tissue. I opened up a new one,

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Speaker 1: and um, and I'm ready to go for you. I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to do surgery on myself to prove I

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Speaker 1: can do it. And now I'm ready to dig into

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Speaker 1: who can you can talk to him? I want to

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Speaker 1: see what he would think about this about my surgery

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Speaker 1: that I did not myself. Thanks guys for listening to

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Speaker 1: the show today. We gotta go. We have a Thursday

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Speaker 1: episode coming for you tomorrow. You know that. Uh, then

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be back on the on Monday. I think

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Speaker 1: some people are taking off. We're not, even though it's

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Speaker 1: not July four. I'm staying in town all weekend. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I actually can't wait to talk to you tomorrow because

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Speaker 1: I have some news that I've kept from you guys.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of sad news, and I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: talk about it, um until I knew it was kind

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Speaker 1: of out of the woods. But we're not so much

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Speaker 1: out of the woods anyway. I have I have something

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Speaker 1: to share tomorrow that I'm excited to bring you guys in.

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Speaker 1: I'm not excited, but um, no way you don't even

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Speaker 1: know about it, because I just didn't want you to

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Speaker 1: be so sad. But um, I loved one in my

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Speaker 1: life was in a terrible accident and um, and I've

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Speaker 1: been dealing with that. But that, uh that everything seems

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Speaker 1: like it's going to be okay. And I actually have

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Speaker 1: a great story of um an accident turning into a

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Speaker 1: really great thing that I'll stare with you tomorrow at

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Speaker 1: the top of the show. So tune in then and

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Speaker 1: we'll see then. Don't be and all the wells. New

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Speaker 1: York July tenth Waterloo, New York, at a casino if

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Speaker 1: you guys are anywhere near there. And then obviously July

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Speaker 1: my tour really kicks off. But July tenth is gonna

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Speaker 1: be fun. I am too, so soon we'll see you there.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, don't be m