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Speaker 2: I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 1: Chuck e Cheese handcuffed and arrested in Florida. You know

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Speaker 2: It was that this one a lot.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a perfect banana story.

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Speaker 2: Uh it is Uh and throw your hands in the

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Speaker 2: air Charlie Fromage Style for a brand new, beautiful episode

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Speaker 2: of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Still World.

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Speaker 2: Would you believe.

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Speaker 1: Your mizillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you be banana banana, banana banas, banana.

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Speaker 1: Bana guys, gowns, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I

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Speaker 1: am kerk Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: I'm banana boy number two. Scottis sometimes Champagne Sktylandis. Thank

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Speaker 2: you for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 2: It's strange news, it's stories. Sometimes we have guests and

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Speaker 2: sometimes we don't have guests, like this episode, which is

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Speaker 2: just all about male friendship.

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Speaker 1: I would like to apologize to everyone if my audio

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Speaker 1: sounds echoey. I had created the perfect little studio in

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Speaker 1: this area in my apartment with a lot of pillows.

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Speaker 1: Oh and ten feet away from my perfect little studio,

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Speaker 1: I was getting six under megs a second and then

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Speaker 1: right from my computer. I was getting under one megasecond

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Speaker 1: and guys, it was the pillows. I took the pillows away,

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Speaker 1: and now I'm getting five hundred megs a second and

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Speaker 1: now our connection is perfect.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your smooth operator over there, and you got I

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Speaker 2: wonder what is in these pillows? Are they backing lead

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Speaker 2: into the pillows in New Jersey?

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Speaker 1: That is amazing. It's like we don't understand Wi Fi

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Speaker 1: at all, and it's just like, oh, it's just if

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Speaker 2: You, no, sir. I yeah, I'm like Internet to me,

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Speaker 2: all things Wi Fi, even speed you said six hundred

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Speaker 2: engine and it's like, unless something has a small flame

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Speaker 2: coming from it, I cannot identify the problem ever at all.

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Speaker 1: You just reboot the router, right beal?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, every damn time, I barely known't to do anything.

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Speaker 2: I could change a car tire. I could definitely do that.

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Speaker 1: I can do that. It's annoying, it is.

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Speaker 2: I think we have a listener. She's a friend, Christine Cox.

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Speaker 2: I went to high school with her, and one night

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Speaker 2: I was randomly driving home very cold night. Look over

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Speaker 2: Twenty years ago. And I gave her a ride home.

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Speaker 2: But it was like one of those moments prephones where

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Speaker 2: you're like, I just really save somebody's night. You know, no,

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Speaker 2: there's no rescue. You just have to wait there and

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Speaker 2: like trying to gabody down.

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Speaker 1: Oh, a creepy stranger down and hope they're not a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so she can steady, Yeah exactly. We're still friends.

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Speaker 2: She's a great get that.

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Speaker 1: That's nice. How's how's your week, buddy? We're recording Friday.

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Speaker 2: I've had such a fun week. So pitching is now

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Speaker 2: No, first movie. I've pitched on my own in person

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Speaker 2: since twenty nineteen. So that's fun to Dusty Field, the

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Speaker 2: old pitch and rust. But tonight I'm going to the

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Speaker 2: Orange County Fair. Oh yeah, maybe we need a corn dog,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Orange County gets real country faish, real fans do.

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Speaker 2: It's very big. You know it is a little too corporate.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy because I went to the Strawberry Fair in

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that has been five years and you

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Speaker 1: Probably how fast. How fast people forget how big the

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Speaker 2: It will fade.

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Speaker 1: There's years there's five or six people who have just

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Speaker 1: continued their meteoric rise. Somebody else's has a mountain that

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Speaker 2: Correct and they For those who don't know, the Spin

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Speaker 2: who listens to the podcast, who was when I met

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Speaker 1: So by two thousand, the Spin Doctors were definitively not cool.

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Speaker 2: You honestly may have been the third stage of the stages. Basically,

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Speaker 2: I have a feeling I'm going to get a text

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Speaker 2: after this episode drops that even in twenty twenty five,

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Speaker 2: making dream catchers. People have devil sticks still, like devil.

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Speaker 1: Sticks is huge. Yeah, maybe some people are lighting them

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Speaker 1: It's Vermont. There's no les. Ernie Sanders is the whatever. Governor.

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Speaker 2: We love Vermont, great state, one of the greatest states.

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Speaker 2: So they play through their set and I like that

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Speaker 2: I went and saw the hip hop act Naughty by

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Speaker 1: They just literally like drove like a cube truck up, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, not even a cube truck, a conversion van.

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Speaker 2: Remember in the eighties and nineties there were vans that

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Speaker 1: And they do have the Grammys. That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: They were huge, gigantic.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that that was anyway.

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Speaker 2: It's my favorite thing. I love all these I love

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Speaker 2: check out Doctors and they're on stage and they're singing

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Speaker 2: It's time, and so they're gonna bring out the bangers

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Speaker 1: With so they also because they're not they're not like

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Speaker 2: No, honestly, they probably unplugged, stepped three inches down into

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Speaker 2: before he sung, he goes, uh and I don't know

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Speaker 1: You want to hear about this Chuck E Cheese Hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Chuck E Cheese handcuffed and arrested in

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Speaker 2: Also what curtis saying the mascot of Chuck E Cheese

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Sean Fister, sorry, not Sean, sorry Sean,

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Speaker 2: Here, Hey, thanks Chris.

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Speaker 1: The first time I saw it, there it is. This

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Speaker 1: his right arm while giving him verbal instructions, Chucky, come

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Speaker 1: We are against bo both credit card fraud and police brutality.

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Speaker 2: Maybe even police brutality more, I would say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, victim Michelle Allen told police she'd been to her

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Speaker 2: No, that would be the great, It would be the story.

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Speaker 1: Fucking amazing good idea matching the time her card was

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Speaker 2: Right victims I have that I've had that happen to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Michelle Allan told police. She said a little so

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Speaker 1: Officers found the victim's visa card in Jones' left pocket.

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Speaker 1: Well he's just walking around with it. That's crazy. If

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Speaker 1: Jones was booked on a suspicion of larceny position of

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Speaker 2: But well, I would hope.

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Speaker 1: So it is crazy. Oh my goodness, there is a video.

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Speaker 1: There is a video video. Oh my god, Scottie. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's all these children standing around staring at Chucky Cheese

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Speaker 2: Would never never, he always had fans up.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to imagine the ride home with the kids

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Speaker 2: Further, I think this is the best crime that that

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Speaker 2: this could have been fistfight world. And yeah, best case

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Speaker 2: scenario is your local Chuck e Cheese steals your credit

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Speaker 1: That's MS and hopefully, hopefully, now that she has proof,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think so guess what. Guess what Lauren

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Speaker 2: Whoa that mun takes it down a peg.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it just became Germ jail. Before it

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Speaker 1: they have. But no, it's just Germ Jail.

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Speaker 2: Now doing hard time. Well, I think it's time to

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Speaker 2: tap back into your Neptune New Jersey high school Kurt roots,

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Speaker 2: and you got to start sneaking some airplane bottles in there,

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Speaker 2: ordering some diet sprite some sprite Z's, get that sprit

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Speaker 2: zero going, you put the little Tito's in that sprite

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Speaker 1: Gonna be fun again. Baby. I think you're right, Scottie,

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Speaker 2: Asia sent this in sixth Glee on Instagram. You can

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Speaker 2: send your stories to the Banana Boys on Instagram or

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Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. Oh this is

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Speaker 2: in the New York Post, which we hate their politics,

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Speaker 2: but boy do we like their headlines.

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Speaker 1: Oh they're the best headlines in the world.

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Speaker 2: NYC nut job busted for naked boat joy ride escapes

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Speaker 2: The New York Post, written by two very impressive journalists,

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Speaker 2: Tina More and Amanda Woods. Wow you want more, you

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Speaker 2: get Woods. He put clothes on this time, but shook

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Speaker 2: off the authorities. A man busted for a naked joy

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Speaker 2: ride on two stolen boats in a Manhattan marina escaped

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Speaker 1: get any more? Manhattan? He stole two boats.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think it's that marina you told me

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Speaker 2: You can get a boat for free in New York.

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Speaker 2: My buddy d Me and our friend Edmund Hawkins is like,

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Speaker 1: Give away sailboats all the time because they're so expensive

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Speaker 2: Care of, yes, to dock them. So people just like

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Speaker 2: It was really cool that, you know. I used to

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Speaker 2: grand larceny, criminal possession of stolen property, and reckless endangerment

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Speaker 2: charges in connection to the close lists Saturday romp, escaped

439
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 2: from Columbia University Medical Center at six point thirty a m.

440
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 2: Police said Blaseetti was last seen wearing a lab coat,

441
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 2: blue hospital pants, and hospital socks but no shoes as

442
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 2: he bolted from the hospital's Milstein building on Fort Washington

443
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 2: Avenue near West one hundred and sixty eighth Street. So

444
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 2: that's way up there. Yeah, that's up up, that's like

445
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 2: near the cloisters. I was not immediately clear, Oh excuse me.

446
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 2: It was not immediately clear how he managed to flee

447
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: the hospital whereas being held since NYPD Harbor Unit cops

448
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: arrested him. He was not shackled nor handcuffed. The chiseled

449
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 2: but Blaseetti. And this guy has a very nice physique. Wow,

450
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 2: the photos in the poster of him very nude. He

451
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 2: has a couple tattoos, he's got one on his leg,

452
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 2: he's got one on his person, and he is in

453
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 2: very fine shape. So if you are the kind of

454
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 2: person who likes a nude lunatic, go to the website

455
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 2: and treat yourself to a little eyeball gymnastics. The chisel

456
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 2: Blasetti hopped into a smaller dinghy sailboat on the Dyakman

457
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: Street arena around noon on Saturday, after employees there had

458
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 2: kicked him out because he was acting erradically. Bassetti, who

459
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:59,360
Speaker 2: told police that he was high on methamphetamine. Fine, very

460
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Speaker 2: motivating drug and motivated.

461
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 1: Is also to tell the truth. What's going on, sir,

462
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 1: I'm on methamphetamine very good.

463
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Speaker 2: As you were top, he was already sailing the Hudson

464
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 2: River before employees could stop him. But the nopdse Aviation

465
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 2: and harbor units were quickly notified and went on the

466
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Speaker 2: hunt for the hard to miss nut job. I mean,

467
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 2: this writing is great. The seafaring kook then sailed a

468
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 2: boat up to a larger so he sailed a dinghy

469
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 2: up to a larger anchored catamaran sailboat, climbed on board

470
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 2: that vessel. Members of the harbor unit quickly responded, got

471
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Speaker 2: on board the katam ran with him and arrested Blaseetti.

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Speaker 2: That's when he was taken into customy custod ty at

473
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Speaker 2: Columbia University Medical Center for treatment. Besides this boat incident,

474
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Speaker 2: no cases have ever been held against Blaseetti. This is

475
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Speaker 2: his first crime. Maybe he's new to meth. Also, you

476
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 2: don't think of meth as a New York City drug,

477
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 2: you know, but I.

478
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Speaker 1: Don't think of meth as a New York City drug.

479
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: He might have gotten it somewhere else. He might have

480
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,199
Speaker 1: gotten it on the Hudson. He might have gone all

481
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 1: the way up to Hudson, the downtown of upstate, and

482
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: gotten some.

483
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Speaker 2: Took that long dinghy ride. I want to own a dinghy.

484
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, when'd you go on a dingy?

485
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 2: No, I want to own one. I want to buy

486
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 2: a dingy. I feel like you can buy for five

487
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 2: hundred bucks. And just god, I wish I had more space,

488
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Speaker 2: I'd own a dingy.

489
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Speaker 1: I know. The thunder just started, and poor Zelda is

490
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 1: not doing well. She's really shaken. She just pushed open

491
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 1: the door of the room and oh, she's really shaken.

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00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, little thing. Yeah. I guess Zelda was a

493
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 2: desert dog all these years, not used to an afternoon

494
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 2: rainstorm every single day from September.

495
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Speaker 1: She really doesn't like it. I'm sorry, sweetie.

496
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Speaker 2: Have you noticed a Have you noticed any difference in

497
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 2: personalities of the people around you? Do people say hello

498
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 2: more or less? Do people a wave more or less?

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Speaker 1: People are very I would say over all people are

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00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: incredibly friendly, especially when you have to like interact with

501
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: someone in a like going to the library or something,

502
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 1: or going to a restaurant or something like that. People

503
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: are very friendly. Yeah. The what Lauren has noticed is

504
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: that the drivers are lunatics. Okay, and I have noticed

505
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: that a little bit. And I was like, oh, yeah,

506
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: that's right. That's why I drive this way because I can't.

507
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: I grew up driving with these people. Yeah.

508
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, people do drive differently, especially New Jersey to Boston.

509
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 2: That little corridor. Yeah, for aggressive drivers.

510
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 1: Yes, it's really aggressive.

511
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 2: I worked with a dude for Red Bull and Queen's

512
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 2: and he said his dad was giving him like a

513
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: like a driver's lessons, just an amateur father son lesson.

514
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 2: And his dad said that you're supposed to drive to

515
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 2: make other people break. That was his lesson, and that

516
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 2: when you back, when you parallel park, you're supposed to

517
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 2: back up till you tap the car behind you pull

518
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 2: forward till you tap the car shout out, Frank. I

519
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 2: forget what your last name was, but yeah, his dad's

520
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 2: first lesson was drive so that other people have to break. Wow,

521
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 2: the exact opposite of a good way to drive.

522
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also like tapping a car outside of the

523
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: Northeast is considering. It's like people will go crazy. Yeah,

524
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: and then New York people are just like, yeah, it's

525
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: how you park. You tap tap, tap.

526
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: Back and forth, then you pull forward, then you back.

527
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 2: I've seen it. And people sell this thing called bumper badgers. Yeah,

528
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 2: like rubber things that hang on your trunk because people

529
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: just New Yorkers when they parlot park, they back into

530
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 2: the car behind them and then pull forward. This it

531
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 2: just happens constantly everywhere. It's not like a stereotype. It

532
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 2: happens constantly. Yeah, it's a horrible way to treat other people.

533
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,719
Speaker 2: But you know, there's a lot of people in that

534
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 2: town and not a lot of cars.

535
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 1: So you want to dinghy, but we just don't have

536
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: the space for it.

537
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 2: No, But my good friends Melissa Norris learned how to

538
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 2: captain and they have a sailboat and Marina del Rey,

539
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 2: and sometimes I get to ride with them as we sail.

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00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: We just sail up and down probably ten miles north

541
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 2: and then maybe ten or fifty miles south. And to

542
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 2: see La from the ocean is amazing.

543
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: It's really amazing, Yeah.

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00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 2: Because it's a beach up into a city, up into

545
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 2: the mountains. And then yeah, it's just so neat to

546
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 2: see it from the reverse. And yeah, I would just

547
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 2: like to tune around a little dinghy and you know,

548
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 2: wave to people and just ask.

549
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: Them to wait. I mean, Dinghy's are for waving.

550
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 2: Dinghy's are number one waving vessel.

551
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, can we name this, Katie. Dinghy's are for waving.

552
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 2: Dinghy's are for waving. Maybe well, one day, well we'll

553
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: do well enough with bananas that we can buy yellow

554
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 2: dinghy and just just dinghy around whenever we're near a

555
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 2: body water. Curtis from Neptune, New Jersey. That's very clear.

556
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: I'm from Racerstown, Maryland, which is very closely than her harbor,

557
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 2: so there is potential for us to dinghy.

558
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, we can dingy baby.

559
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 2: Next time I'm in Racersstown, I'm gonna I'm gonna go

560
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 2: to Racer's Town. My parents don't live there anymore, but

561
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go to the Harryman House,

562
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 2: which is a bar and restaurant, and I'm gonna I

563
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 2: don't know how I'm gonna alert the bananimals, but I'm

564
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 2: gonna go. And I'm gonna just say open tab for

565
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 2: any bananamal that walks through that door for the next

566
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 2: two hours, and I'm just gonna see what happens. I

567
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 2: love that. Maybe I'll just like a banana. I'll be like,

568
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 2: there's a banana at the end of the bar at

569
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 2: the Harryman House. If you show up between six and eight,

570
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 2: all drinks and food are on me.

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00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: That's amazing.

572
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: I love that idea.

573
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: Yeah why not?

574
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: How many could possibly show up? Two hundred one thousand?

575
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this is a huge mistake. My Oh,

576
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 2: my sister was in Uh, this is cool. She was

577
00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 2: in London. Family trip to London. Traffic was terrible. Hopped

578
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 2: on uber. An uber boat picked them up on the

579
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 2: Thames and they ubered back to their hotel on them. No,

580
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 2: why do you know about that? No?

581
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: I did not know about that.

582
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 2: She sent me a photo from the boat and I

583
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 2: had never heard of that. And she basically bypassed all

584
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: traffic by just ubering a boat in the Thames.

585
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: Wow.

586
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 2: Badass.

587
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: So that is awesome.

588
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,479
Speaker 2: And knowing you when you take your kids, when your

589
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 2: family goes to London, the brown owlers are going to

590
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 2: be sailing. They're going to be living that diggy life

591
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: up and down the Thames.

592
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: You might get a like a barge to stay on.

593
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: That would be great. I don't think they call.

594
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 2: Them barges sounds do you want to tease me into

595
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 2: a thumbs up? Yeah?

596
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: Baby?

597
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 2: Uh.

598
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: Police a man opposed as an ambassador and ran a

599
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: fake embassy. Oh this is crazy story.

600
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 2: Oh great, that's a good one. I like that I

601
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 2: got some great thumbs ups. All right, first, this is

602
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: you and me thumbing up caregivers. We've never done this before.

603
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 2: Thumbs like all the caregivers. We've done lots of nurses

604
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 2: and doctors and the like. Maybe we've even done daycare,

605
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 2: but this is for caregivers. We got a really nice DM.

606
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say the person's name because she

607
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: didn't say say this on the air or whatever, but

608
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: really nice caregiver. Let us know that she works with

609
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 2: one client who is blind and stays inside a lot

610
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 2: and listens to bananas and it always brightens his day

611
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 2: and her day. So thumbs up to both of you.

612
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to bananas. I think you know

613
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 2: who you are, but we're glad to have you both listening. Yes,

614
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: it means so much. We have a great top shelf

615
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 2: bananamal named Cheyenne Wonderluster's Kurt. I've done so many of

616
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 2: her stories. We've met her a couple times, but she

617
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 2: wanted us to mention acknowledge a dear friend of hers, Justin.

618
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 2: Justin passed away recently. He sounded like an incredibly fun,

619
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 2: loving true character in life and he actually came to

620
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 2: Bananas Live in Minneapolis and we met him. We have

621
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 2: a photo with Cheyenne and Justin. He big Beard seemed

622
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 2: like a really lovable guy, but he had never seen

623
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 2: Bananas Live. Laughed the whole time, loved it. So I'll

624
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 2: post that amazing picture. But Chayan just wanted us to

625
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: acknowledge him because he was such a great guy, and

626
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 2: she's such a great Bananamal, So big consensual hugs from

627
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: the Banana Boys, Cheyenne, Lice Guys, and Rip the Way

628
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 2: An RP. Justin Glad to have gotten to know you. Yeah.

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00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 2: Thumbs up to Elise one. She graduated from nursing school

630
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 2: with a masters in nursing and is stoked to be

631
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 2: a Level one trauma emergency Bananamal. Also, I think Elise

632
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 2: is the same Bananmal who went and found a giant

633
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: roller skate roadside attraction and sent us a photo because

634
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 2: we always encourage people to go see roadside attractions. The bigger,

635
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 2: the better, the dumber. So thumbs up to Elise. Finally,

636
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 2: Sam wants us to thumb us up for Bananas Fast

637
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 2: and creating an atmosphere of love. She went last year

638
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 2: and she says, I want to shout out all of

639
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 2: my banana goals. These were new friends she met last

640
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 2: year at bananas Fest, Carrie, Katie, Jesse, Lindsay, Zoe, and Rena.

641
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 2: They're all still friends, they still talk, but they all

642
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 2: met at banans Fest one, and I hope almost all

643
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 2: of them will see at bananas Fest two.

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00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: Yes, Bananafs two October fourth and Denver, Colorado.

645
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Speaker 2: Folks, it's fat. We need to announce our what we're

646
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 2: going to try for Guinness. I think that's important.

647
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm ready to announce that.

648
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 2: So we are going to once again work with I

649
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Speaker 2: Support the Girls, a national wonderful company who supplies women's supplies,

650
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 2: tampon's pads, underwear, bras, that sort of thing for women

651
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: who need them. Last year we did a tampon toss

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Speaker 2: and they gathered so I don't even remember. Five thousand tampons,

653
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Speaker 2: some crazy numbers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this year, Kurt, this year will be doing most

655
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: people wearing bras on their head one time. And so

656
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: all you gotta do is bring a bra man or woman,

657
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 1: Bring a bra man or woman or non binary, bring

658
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: a bra, put it on your head. We'll take a

659
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: picture and to Guinness, and Guinness will stonewall us, but

660
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,879
Speaker 1: will know we did it.

661
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 2: Let's go for a thousand bras on heads. Go out,

662
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 2: any size you want, turns up. Bras come in different sizes, Kurt,

663
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know that you know. Any

664
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 2: type you want, you bring it, make sure it's new,

665
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,439
Speaker 2: make sure it's clean. We're gonna put it on our heads.

666
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 2: Then we're gonna gather them up and we're gonna donate

667
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 2: them to I Support the girl.

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00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: That is verybile, very important piece of information. Do not

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00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: bring an old bra. Bring a new bra that you

670
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: would wear, and we'll put it on your head once

671
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 1: and then it will be donated as a fresh, clean,

672
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: new bra for someone to use who doesn't.

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00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,280
Speaker 2: Women in need in Colorado, we're.

674
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: Going around the country. They get distributed around the country

675
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 1: to wherever has like a deep need at that time.

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00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 2: Oh beautiful.

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00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 1: And they also they also will go to refugee camps

678
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: as well, so.

679
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 2: Well that is also we're going to do that earlier

680
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 2: in the day. That's one of the earlier events. So

681
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: don't worry, you're not gonna have to carry a bra

682
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 2: around all day. Also, it's cool to carry a bra

683
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 2: around all day, so get into it. It's very on trend,

684
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 2: very fashion forward.

685
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: That's the that's actually the shirt we're going to be selling.

686
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: It's cool to carry a bra these days. It's actually

687
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: very trend, very fashion forward. That's the whole show.

688
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 2: Is thank you so much, but yeah, great. We love

689
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 2: that organization. We're happy to do it with them. And

690
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 2: we had the founder of I Support the Girls as

691
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Speaker 2: a guest, Dana Marlowe. She's the executive director and founder

692
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: and she was a wonderful guest, but she's done such

693
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 2: incredible work. We're happy to do this, So come on

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00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 2: out to Banana's Fest two. It starts with a splity

695
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 2: in the city. We're going to do bird costumes. If

696
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 2: you want to design a bird costumer, wear one. We're

697
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: going to hand out prizes all day to the best

698
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 2: bird costumes. Dog costume contests are going to judge anything

699
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 2: you want. If it's banana, it's burred great. But if

700
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: it's just a fun costume you've made for your dog,

701
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 2: we're gonna march them across the stage.

702
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: If you got if you got a Schnauzer and a Hamburger,

703
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: we're into it.

704
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 2: Wiener Dog in a burger costume. I'm looling out loud

705
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 2: for that one and last detail about Bananas Fest. So

706
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 2: we have a great bananamal named Jesse Holland who was

707
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 2: there last year. She was coming this year. For health reasons,

708
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 2: she's unable to come. But I just thought, Kurt, you

709
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 2: and I should preemptibly send Jesse a little feel good

710
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 2: and say we're naming you Banana of the Fest before

711
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 2: Bananas Fest. So, Jesse Holland, you are are Bananas of

712
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 2: the Fest, the first ever, and sending you lots of

713
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 2: love and good health.

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00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: Lots of love. Thank you for those thumbs up.

715
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 2: Scottie. Oh you're so welcome. You can send them in.

716
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 2: I get to them as fast as I can. And uh,

717
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 2: you know, no birthdays, no anniversaries unless it's a crazy one,

718
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 2: unless it's sixty years of marriage or I don't know,

719
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 2: one hundred years of marriage unless your child bride and

720
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 2: child husband and you've been married for one hundred years.

721
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 2: Let's just keep into building yourself up or others up

722
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 2: thumbs ups.

723
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 1: This one was sent in by Raw Barnes. Thank you,

724
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: Raw Barnes and a lot of good ones.

725
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 2: Uh.

726
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 1: Here a fake embassy was busted in Guyazia bad which

727
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: already sounds like a not a real country, where a

728
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: man posed as an ambassm ambassador of imaginary countries like

729
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: Siborga and West Arctica, using luxury cars and fake flags.

730
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: This man really went for it, Yeah he did. So

731
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,959
Speaker 1: this is I'm gonna I'm gonna pull from the AP

732
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: for the story I love the AP Associated Press long

733
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 1: written by Roger sh Roy. Thank you Roger Shime, and

734
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 1: the title they have is much less incendiary. Man posed

735
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: as an ambassador and ran a fake embassy. Indian police

736
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: have arrested a man.

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00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:16,720
Speaker 2: Oh hold on, bless you keep it in that's real, folks,

738
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Speaker 2: live to tape.

739
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: Indian police have arrested a man accused of running a

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00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: bogus embassy from a rented residential building near the capital,

741
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: New Delhi and recovered cars with fake diplomatic plates. The

742
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: suspect impersonated an ambassador and allegedly duped people for money

743
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:39,280
Speaker 1: by promising overseas employment, said senior police officer Sushil Ghoul

744
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: of Atar Pradesha's States Special Task Force in Northern India.

745
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: According to police Harshevardan zans forty seven claimed to have

746
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: acted as an advisor or ambassador to entities such as Seborga.

747
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: Sborga is the funniest nate too.

748
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, it just seems like somebody panicked and

749
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 2: said suborga.

750
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it definitely sounds it definitely sounds like a

751
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: word you come up with when somebody's like, well, what's

752
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 1: it called sorga?

753
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 2: Excuse me?

754
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: Suborga Jeamsborga and west Arctica. West Arctica at least sounds like.

755
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 2: But also where would it be bottom the Arctic?

756
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: It doesn't like north, southeast and west like there's one

757
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: point where like they don't make any sense true. Uh.

758
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: Police recovered multiple doctored photographs showing jan with world leaders

759
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: and fake seals of India's foreign ministry and nearly of

760
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: and nearly three dozen countries and nearly foreign ministry And

761
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: I don't know understand what that means. Jane was also

762
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: suspected of illegal money laundering through shell companies abroad. Wow,

763
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: he was into a lot of stuff. He's also facing

764
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: charges job this sounds like the massive amount of work

765
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: that goes into the My god, illegal money laundering through

766
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: shell companies. It's facing charges of forgery. Impersonation, possessing fake documents.

767
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: Police recover four cars bearing fake diplomatic plates and nearly

768
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: four point five million Indian rupees. How much is four

769
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: point five rupees?

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00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 2: Four point five million numbers?

771
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I know what it is. I have

772
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: the number. I want you to guess off the top

773
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: of your head. Four point five million rupee?

774
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 2: Oh god, forty thousand dollars.

775
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fifty two thousand dollars.

776
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 2: Oh, it's pretty good.

777
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: Guests. That is very funny, just being like, this is

778
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: my car is worth my car is worth two million?

779
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 2: Routes out I'm a millionaire only in India.

780
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: Other foreign currencies in cash from Jen's rented premises, which

781
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: were adorned with international flags of several nations, could not

782
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: be reached for comment. That's amazing. I don't understand how

783
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: he made the money. He was like, you come get

784
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: a job in Suborga and people were like, what am I?

785
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: What will I doing Suborga? Oh, you'll be a good

786
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: flocking And it's like, oh, sounds great. He's just making up.

787
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: I mean like he's really going for it.

788
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 2: He's cool. It sounds like Ikia furniture.

789
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does that. Sounds like it sounds like it's

790
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: an Ikea furniture organ. Yeah, as a country.

791
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a lounge share that turns into

792
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,399
Speaker 2: a charcuterie board. It's isorgan.

793
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: Give me, give me one. Just the title, sweetheart, mm.

794
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:34,479
Speaker 2: Hmmm, just the title too hot for clothes. Balls Out

795
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 2: Bowling is back, Nudity required.

796
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 1: I heard this, I saw this.

797
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 2: Babe. Serene Stephanie sent this in Thank you, Serene Stephanie,

798
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 2: and honestly it's four sentences. I'll just do him. It

799
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 2: was in w t RF written by John Lynch, who

800
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Speaker 2: he's a balls out best in the biz wright. Balls

801
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 2: and Bowling is back, the ultimate bowling experience. Pittsburgh area naturalists.

802
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 2: I didn't know, nudie. We're called naturalists now and oh

803
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 2: yeah baby, that's are hosting yet another balls out bowling

804
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 2: event where you can bowl in the nude, because who

805
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 2: who hasn't been bowling? And thought, I wish I was.

806
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: I want to do this totally nude.

807
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 2: I want that sit on these surfaces and stick my

808
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 2: finger in these holes and just be totally nude when

809
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 2: I'm doing I.

810
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: Want to just let that fan do its original purpose.

811
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: That little fan just hang over that little fan.

812
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 2: Mmm. Oh, I never thought about that. That's pretty good.

813
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 2: Do you have to wear bowling shoes? That's the real.

814
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: Question, one hundred percent. You have to wear could You.

815
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 2: Wouldn't slide barefoot? You just it'd be a lout squeaking. Yeah.

816
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 2: It's held at the craft in Ingram Lanes and Peak.

817
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: It would be really funny if in addition to having

818
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,240
Speaker 1: to wear bowling shoes you would also have to rent

819
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: like a little cock sock.

820
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's fair. It looks like a bowling fan.

821
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: And then they just spray, and with the same spray

822
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: that they spray the bowling shoes.

823
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 2: I think that's it. I think everybody strips walks out,

824
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 2: and then the guy that works they're just hostes every

825
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 2: down with the antiseptic spray under the pits a little

826
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 2: bit some of the other regions. Isn't it weird how

827
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 2: certain foods taste better at certain places, Like curly fries

828
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 2: at a bowling alley are a ten out of ten.

829
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: Wow, look at that. That's a very specific. I would

830
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: say a mikelobe tastes best at a bowling alley.

831
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. A picture of beard a bowling alley. You get

832
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 2: that michelobe draft.

833
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it's I think it's the first time

834
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: I had a michelobe was at a bowling alley and

835
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: I remember it was in the old school bottle that

836
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:35,240
Speaker 1: was like weirdly shaped, like a like a woman's body shape.

837
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: Do you remember that one?

838
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 2: Of course we've discussed it. I think they look like

839
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 2: a long butt plug.

840
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: But they do look like a long butt plug.

841
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,720
Speaker 2: Looks just like really a big inner butt plug.

842
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: Did you see the bottle? Did you see the Corona

843
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: bottle that was designed by a Japanese scientist so that

844
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: you can insert it into the sand?

845
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, he dude, just looks exactly like a butt plug

846
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 2: that is going up a butt. There's no percent it's

847
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 2: going up a butt. I know who'll rekidding. Also a

848
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 2: Corona bottle. I've been on the beach thousands of times.

849
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: You can stick them in the sand with a.

850
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 2: Bottle of beer you can buy and everyone fits perfectly

851
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 2: in the sand.

852
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: Sand it's one of the main places that can hold

853
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 1: Eddy's jape.

854
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,399
Speaker 2: Sand can hold any shape on Earth. You didn't need

855
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 2: to sharpen the bottom of a corona.

856
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: This guy was like, no, it's a it's for the sand.

857
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. His wife came down to his glass blowing laboratory

858
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 2: and he's like, no.

859
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: Why do you have all these beer bottle butt plugs

860
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: this sand?

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00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 2: Honey, it's for a Corona beer the Mexican survey, so

862
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 2: that you stick in the sand.

863
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 1: But you can't put on a flat surface.

864
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the thing, oh sand, the thing that holds

865
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 2: every shape equally and.

866
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 1: Well, honestly, now that we're joking about it so much,

867
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: I bet you it's fake. I bet you it's fake information.

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Speaker 1: I bet you it's not real bowling.

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Speaker 2: The event is for everybody over age eighteen, whether it's season,

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Speaker 2: pro or beginner. Nudity is required except women can wear bottoms,

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Speaker 2: which sure, sure why not. Sexual activity is not permitted,

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Speaker 2: so if you get really turned on bailing naked, do

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Speaker 2: not show up to craft and Ingram lanes. Also, this

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Speaker 2: event happened last month, so if you want to go

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Speaker 2: in twenty twenty six, pen animals, don't send photos, but

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Speaker 2: have a great time bowling naked with other naturalists. There's

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Speaker 2: no harassment, nothing will be taken lightly, says the creators.

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Speaker 2: Violators will be kicked out. No photography or video is allowed.

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Speaker 2: The event is a pre ticket event. No tickets will

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Speaker 2: be sold at the door, so you have to plan

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Speaker 2: ahead for bowling balls out naked. But go have fun.

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Speaker 2: That sounds fun. Why not live a little?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Kurdi b thank you everybody exactly right. Thank

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Speaker 2: you to our producer and engine here, Katie Levine, who

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Speaker 2: helps us in so many wonderful ways. This has been

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Speaker 2: another jolly episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Banana started as a gentleman.

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Speaker 2: Ben got a Corona bottle up the booty. Bananas is

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Speaker 2: an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hardstart.

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot,

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Speaker 1: part time employee.

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Speaker 2: You can listen to Bananas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

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Speaker 2: Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts, and please feel

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Speaker 2: free to rate and review as many times as you can.

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Speaker 2: We love those five stars.