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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret person on the phone for a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret has been very busy these past couple

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Speaker 1: of years. It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. If you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, you can literally tell us anything because

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Speaker 1: you'll be anonymous. We never ask anybody what their name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake nickname when they call

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Speaker 1: into the show and on the phone. Right now, the

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Speaker 1: judge in the Britney Spears case John even though the name.

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Speaker 1: But what's up, judge? How are you good? How good?

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Speaker 1: You're very busy? Oh I thought you were a female too,

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Speaker 1: I mean deep deep voice or that or the other thing.

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Speaker 1: Actually just wrote down clear throat. I did that because

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Speaker 1: I want that to be a name too well, because

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Speaker 1: j is always clearing his throat. Dam it is your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, so I mean it could be appropriate. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: something with your throat? Is your secret? About your throat?

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Speaker 1: I hope so? No, No, it's it's actually a out

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Speaker 1: my dog. What about your dog dog's throat? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: it's not. It's not about his throat. It's the other end.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I hope you're disguising my voice because if

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Speaker 1: any of my friends here this I'm gonna be So

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of people who have similar voices. So

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Speaker 1: you're good. People always think that people can tell by

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Speaker 1: the time of their voice. They really can't. Unless you're

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Speaker 1: actually Britney Spruce's judge, then you're good. Yeah. So what

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Speaker 1: about your dog? Yeah, so, um, I got this puppy,

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Speaker 1: um two years ago and for the life of me,

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Speaker 1: I could not get him, uh trained, like potty train,

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Speaker 1: and he would go in the house all the time,

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Speaker 1: and uh so it was it was, it was. It

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Speaker 1: was very late one night and I had this, uh

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Speaker 1: crazy idea to take him out into the backyard and

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Speaker 1: uh show him, show him how to do it. You're

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Speaker 1: leading by example with your dog about potty training, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: It didn't work. It worked, okay, good Which example though?

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Speaker 1: Which example? One? Number one? One number two? Does that matter? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it does, hopefully it's both. Yeah, you don't want him

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Speaker 1: do it either in the house. Well, here's where the

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Speaker 1: secret comes in. I mean, you know, doing number one

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Speaker 1: is you know, uh is something. But it was actually

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Speaker 1: one end. It turned it to one end two and

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, I have to like literally, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: maybe two months or something. He finally got it. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say, you've had to probably do it a

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Speaker 1: bunch of times because the DOGMI said, like learn by

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Speaker 1: doing things a lot, conditioning one. So you spent months going,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's go out to the bathroom. I'll show

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Speaker 1: you where to use it. You can use it like

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Speaker 1: a human. Do you have neighbors? I do, but thankfully

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Speaker 1: the fence on both sides, like you know, they can't

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Speaker 1: see it so right, because that would be awkward. I

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Speaker 1: think the trick is just taking your dog out like

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Speaker 1: every twenty minutes. That's what my husband, Jewel told me

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Speaker 1: when we got our new dog, is like, you have

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Speaker 1: to take the dog out every twenty minutes when you're

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Speaker 1: partty training it. Yeah, you're just supposed to keep taking

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Speaker 1: it out, which is really annoying. But that'll, like at

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Speaker 1: least you catch them, right, because if they start going

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Speaker 1: in the house and they think they can go in

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Speaker 1: the house or I guess you could do what you

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Speaker 1: did and just go show your dog where to go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom every single time you have to go,

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Speaker 1: and hopefully they'll get it a few months later exactly exactly. Now,

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Speaker 1: there's actually a part B to this. You gotta be

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Speaker 1: kidding me. But wait, there's more. Yeah, yeah, so it

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Speaker 1: is actually really embarrassing. Part is that, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: if if, if I'll come home from going out or

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Speaker 1: something and I'm I'm like, I don't know, half in

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Speaker 1: the bag or fully in the bag. I'll even, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'll even go out just you know, just for you know,

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Speaker 1: just for all time's sake whatever. Okay, So that that

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Speaker 1: was going to lead me to my last question for you,

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Speaker 1: and which is really just an interesting question if you

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Speaker 1: think about it. Yeah, did you train the dog to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom outside or did the dog train

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Speaker 1: you to go to the bathroom outside? Start hitting? That

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Speaker 1: is a deep question. That that that that is, that

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Speaker 1: is deep. I didn't expect this. Let me see, I

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Speaker 1: guess he must have train He must have trained you

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Speaker 1: because you're still doing it. What's your dirty little secret.