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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It

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Speaker 1: is my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is

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Speaker 1: I'm tired of yelling at my husband. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that in.

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Speaker 2: Just a few and he tired too, because right.

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Speaker 1: Now it's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What's your pat for its nest?

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Speaker 3: I got a good one, Shirley, buckle up on this one.

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Speaker 3: This is one of my ignorance, ignorant, ignorant. Google work

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Speaker 3: out a new word, god, ignorant. This is one of

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Speaker 3: my ignorant. Tis my daddy's boat, My daddy's boat, ignorant.

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Speaker 3: He that's like just ignorant to a whole other level.

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Speaker 2: Safe. We're trying to make sense out of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's hurting my brain right now?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Why why are you rubbing your eyes like it's really listen,

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Speaker 3: my daddy boat.

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Speaker 2: Let's go catch down.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach you, mister Wilson. Please, mister Wilson,

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Speaker 3: how are you today?

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Speaker 2: My name is Williams.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints or

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Speaker 3: about some things on your property.

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Speaker 2: There all.

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Speaker 4: Who are you with?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Actually I'm with the Homeowners Association wanted to reach out

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Speaker 4: Oh well, how you doing pretty good?

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Speaker 3: Listen, got a few things I kind of wanted to

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Speaker 3: discuss with you here that seemed to be, uh, a

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Speaker 3: problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there. It's been

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Speaker 3: brought to our attention down here at headquarters that you

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Speaker 3: have a few things on your property that are are

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Speaker 3: not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh,

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Speaker 3: you have two cars supposedly in your driveway there that

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Speaker 3: are not being used, been sitting there for quite some time.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, what one of them I'm currently working on.

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Speaker 4: I'm almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on

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Speaker 4: get waiting to get a little extra money to get

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Speaker 4: it take care of. The other car is just functioned

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Speaker 4: and I just don't drive, and I have more than

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Speaker 4: one car.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Now, you you also.

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Speaker 3: Have have a a camper that seems to be has

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Speaker 3: been there for at least eight months now, that's that's

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Speaker 3: sitting there. Is that correct as well?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that,

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Speaker 4: but it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe

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Speaker 3: And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records

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Speaker 3: and stuff, it seems like there was a complaint before

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Speaker 3: about the you know, keeping the yard uh pretty cut

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Speaker 3: and all of that kind of stuff. And I'm just

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Speaker 3: looking at past complaints that I have here. Now the

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Speaker 3: biggest one that I have that that's concerning your property, sir,

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Speaker 3: is uh supposedly in your backyard. Now there's a you

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Speaker 3: have an old boat that's in your backyard.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bothering nobody.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, I mean it's it's it's kind of a

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Speaker 2: sore eye for the people. I think.

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Speaker 3: I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,

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Speaker 3: and you guys have a chain link fence between the

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Speaker 3: two of you, you all, and I think the boat

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Speaker 3: must be just a sore eye for the family that's

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Speaker 3: behind you.

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Speaker 4: All. Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid

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Speaker 4: of that boat, so I gotta cover all that. Everybody

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Speaker 4: else got a boat, I don't see. What's the problem is.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, here's here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson.

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Speaker 2: What's gonna take place is this.

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Speaker 3: Now we're gonna give you a fourteen day extension day

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Speaker 3: fourteen days actually to move the car that is not functioning.

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Speaker 2: The camper as well, and definitely the boat. We need.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna need those three items. We'll get.

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Speaker 4: I ain't got no where to move the boat. I

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Speaker 4: just told you I was working on so well for storage.

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Speaker 4: You here'm a storage cost. Now the boat, now, keV,

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Speaker 4: I'll get that take care. But the boat. The boat.

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Speaker 4: The boat my daddy gave me, and my daddy gave

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Speaker 4: me that. That's that's the only thing my daddy gave

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Speaker 4: me before he died. Now now, I'm not moving that

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Speaker 4: boat nowhere. The boat won't just fine. If I take

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Speaker 4: you down into the water, it works, sir, And.

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Speaker 3: I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm just

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Speaker 3: to get that out within a two week notice, as

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Speaker 3: well as the camper and definitely the boat.

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Speaker 2: Now, I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. I ain't moving thing. I'll tell

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Speaker 4: you that now. Well, what you're.

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Speaker 2: Gonna do, sir, You gotta either move the boat. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna have somebody come over and haul all of these

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Speaker 4: Well, i'll tell you what. I got thirteen greasons why

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Speaker 4: you won't go over and touch that boat? And I

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Speaker 4: got two b two times thirteen twenty six. I got

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Speaker 4: thirteen and then I got another twenty six handed old

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Speaker 4: to that why you won't bring them for me to

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Speaker 4: touch my daddy boat? Because my daddy gave the nigga boat.

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Speaker 4: I'll be dad getting you. You know, I'm tired of

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Speaker 4: you with me. It's a cross street, ain't We're more

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Speaker 4: reporting because it was.

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Speaker 2: Sir, I'm not at liberty to give you the name

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Speaker 2: who's reporting?

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Speaker 4: Come my ball? So you're a liberal to give me

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Speaker 4: something because I know down the street that this boat,

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Speaker 4: you know, eight months it ain't nobody said thanks? So

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Speaker 4: why the hell y'all ask me about having to vote

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Speaker 4: in the backyard that my daddy gave me? Sir?

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Speaker 2: The language is not necessary, sir.

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Speaker 3: The bottom line is I want to camper out. I

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Speaker 3: want the vote out, and I want the car that's

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Speaker 3: not functioning moved within two weeks on towing it out.

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Speaker 4: I tell you, well, I give you a personal invitation

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Speaker 4: to come over here put the vote the camper in

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Speaker 4: the car and I I will beat you like that's one.

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Speaker 4: We'll beat you, sir.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I'm gonna allow one car to stay.

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Speaker 3: I just want to make sure that you know that

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Speaker 3: I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you

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Speaker 3: know that what what has taken.

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Speaker 4: Place here in the statement will take it. But I

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Speaker 4: ain't moved my daddy's boat.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna move your dad's stinking vote if you bring somebody, sir,

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Speaker 3: trust me, trust me. If we come there, we're definitely

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Speaker 3: gonna be bringing authorities with us.

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Speaker 4: What my money will go to jail because I love

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Speaker 4: my daddy. Ain't now. I wanted you that's my daddy

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Speaker 4: boat that's going and he left me.

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Speaker 3: I got one one thing I need to say to you,

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Speaker 2: Excuse me. All I have to say is this.

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Speaker 3: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your brother.

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Speaker 4: Man, y'all have got my fun. Push it up. I

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Speaker 4: got to pull up, take my blood. Push all right.

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Speaker 3: Man to your brother told me, he said, Man, he'd

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Speaker 3: be going Eddie with the homeowners sociated. He said, man,

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Speaker 3: just call him and tell him he got to move

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Speaker 3: all this till, he say, but most of all, tell

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Speaker 3: him y'all gonna haul off that boat, he said.

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Speaker 2: He can you even had that dog on boat.

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Speaker 4: I love that they know that. You know what.

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Speaker 2: I got one more question for you, though, Baby, tell

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Speaker 2: me this. What is the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 4: The Steve harn Show? What?

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Speaker 2: What? What? What? Come on? Come on, come on, come on,

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Speaker 2: come all right, stupid is on the way.

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Speaker 3: Let me show you a stupid stupid stopping at a

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Speaker 3: few places stupid coming in Columbia, South Carolina. That will

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Speaker 3: be September to twenty eighth. That's the Big d M,

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Speaker 3: all right, the Big DM. That's the Women's Empowerment House

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Speaker 3: Party Comedy Jam featuring Nephew, Tommy and friends. That's the

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Speaker 3: South Carolina State Fairgrounds. Tickets are on sale right now.

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Speaker 3: I said it. I said it. I said it.

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Speaker 2: And then there is the Sweetest Day Comedy.

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Speaker 3: Jam Saturday, October nineteenth, Bill Bellamy, Nephew, tie Me, Mark Curry,

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Speaker 3: Tommy Davidson, Lounell, Indiebilla, and Tony Roberts. Sweetest Day Comedy Jam, Chicago, Illinois,

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Speaker 3: Win Trust Arena. Tickets on sale right now. Laying in

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Speaker 3: the cut is Nephew, Tommy and Friends. October to twenty sixth.

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Speaker 3: It's the Heyman Center in La Fayette, Louisiana.

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Speaker 2: That is at li Faette, Louisiana.

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't have to say that again, but I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: say it one more time, li Fayette, Louisiana. All right, November, first,

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Speaker 3: second and third open mic open Mic Comedy Club. That's Detroit, Michigan,

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Speaker 3: first second and third of November.

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Speaker 2: Right before we election.

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Speaker 3: Get your laugh on, and then we're gonna get out

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Speaker 3: there and vote. If you don't vote early, I say

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Speaker 3: you vote early and see if you vote early then

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Speaker 3: then then when you come see.

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Speaker 2: Me, we all relaxed, we all voted. You understand all

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Speaker 2: we didn't done our parts. Yeah, you better vote so

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Speaker 2: we won't be crying.

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Speaker 1: Better vote, Okay, Okay, let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Get your vote on, all right? All right?

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Speaker 4: Thinking that for you.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters. The subject is I'm tired

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Speaker 1: of yelling at my husband. We'll get into it, find

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Speaker 1: out what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening

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