WEBVTT - I Bought Your House

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see Daniel, Yes, you get today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>What's it about?

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<v Speaker 4>So Christy is phone tapping her husband Kent. Apparently they've

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<v Speaker 4>been talking about maybe putting the house on the market,

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<v Speaker 4>but nothing's been set in stone. So she said, why

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<v Speaker 4>don't we pretend I did it without him knowing?

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<v Speaker 1>So sell the house without telling your husband.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so you call as the buyer of the house

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<v Speaker 4>and I'll get on the phone later on and we'll

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<v Speaker 4>see what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's not a very good thing to do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>see what happens to Daniel's phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell here we to help you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'm looking for Chrissy money lease, she's not here. Yeah, Hi,

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<v Speaker 4>this is Melissa Rich. I'm the person purchasing your property.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Joe answer, we're on from here.

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<v Speaker 4>Next showed me the property and I put the bit

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<v Speaker 4>in it and was accepted by Chrissy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no no no, that house is not

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<v Speaker 2>for sale. There's no for sale timeay wait.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait wait, please don't tell me that because I have

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<v Speaker 4>no place to live. Then if that's the case, I okay,

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<v Speaker 4>because I've sold my place.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let me fuck the brakes on you for a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>None of this has been run past me, whatso well?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, excuse me. I'm sorry to be rude, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm her husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, you don't know that she sold your house?

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<v Speaker 2>You mean I don't know? I know she ain't sold

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<v Speaker 2>my house. I am so sorry that you ain't got

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<v Speaker 2>nowhere to rid. But there's a whole lot of shelters

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<v Speaker 2>around here that can help you out. My house is

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<v Speaker 2>not for sale, sir, Please don't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know, Chrissy honey?

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<v Speaker 3>You do?

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<v Speaker 2>I know what kind of question?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm very confused, then, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>How could your wife let a realtor show your property

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<v Speaker 4>and you not know about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something. My wife must have felled them,

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<v Speaker 2>bumped her head. I don't know what to tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>That house is mine.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's mine. I even have a closing date.

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<v Speaker 2>A closing date. Yes, you better back. Do you know

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<v Speaker 2>what flaving play say? I can't do not follow you?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, right, sir, why don't you talk to your wife?

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<v Speaker 1>She'll explain the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to take your tongue and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>tie it in the nott where your shoemaker should be.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to bite down.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you need to doe.

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<v Speaker 4>Two o'clock at my clothing. Okay, goodbye, Yeah, goodbye? Okay, Chrissy,

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah he is.

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<v Speaker 1>I love him.

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<v Speaker 3>He's also on the Queen.

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<v Speaker 4>He is awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>We are going to reconnect to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Hello, you keep calling me and I'm minute with

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<v Speaker 3>a patient. With that, America, I'm they're going to be

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<v Speaker 3>scribing the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me real good. Just called my talking about

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<v Speaker 2>you sold the house and talking about it's our house. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm walking I'm working it off. I'm walking it off.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm walking it off.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I didn't. I didn't get to talk

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<v Speaker 3>to you about it because we had a really busy weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I didn't wonder while we were doing the

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<v Speaker 2>yard work. It didn't come across to.

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<v Speaker 3>You to let me. I have a copy of the

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<v Speaker 3>paper here in the office, and I'm going to sign

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<v Speaker 3>your name because he needs me to Taxico.

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<v Speaker 2>If you signed money, don't send money. I asked you.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't got to do.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't even see what U said about you're not

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<v Speaker 3>even that surprised.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's surprised. How the hell can you say I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not surprised. I'm a What if you gonna call me

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<v Speaker 2>to coming that you saw a mouse? No, what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>doing if I'm using mynd to keep myself from excluding

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<v Speaker 2>and put you a whole in every one of these

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<v Speaker 2>boxes in the place I'm keeping myself composed under the

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<v Speaker 2>strain that I'm under at this present time.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you us mad at me? I thought you

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<v Speaker 3>would be happy and excited that we're doing something together.

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<v Speaker 2>And new to tell them where was stigether at?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? Where you'll have to help me pack?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm gonna help you pack. We gonna go. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna start doing it right away immediately. I'm that we

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<v Speaker 2>gonna pack it up. Yeah, my thing going nowhere?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I show you wad the paper or not? Should

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<v Speaker 3>I fax it to you? Or no?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't tax me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I think you should sign them.

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<v Speaker 2>This Kent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, this is Daniel man Arrow from Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning show. And we just phone tapped you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you gotta be you gotta kid me.

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<v Speaker 3>You did not I got you baby til I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you know you didn't know, you did not nobody

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<v Speaker 2>gets me. You just got me.

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<v Speaker 1>She got you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yoah.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, you guys are literally standing shard of

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Durant phone tap