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Speaker 1: Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the morning shows. Right,

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Speaker 1: the joke, yeah, I think you've heard it before, but

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Speaker 1: i'll paraphrase. Okay, so this this woman was drinking, got

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Speaker 1: a couple of tattoos on her thighs. You've heard this.

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Speaker 1: She got Elvis Presley's face tattooed on left and right thigh.

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Speaker 1: And after it was done, she ran outside, and this

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Speaker 1: drunk guy walking by, she said, Hey, can you name

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Speaker 1: the rock and roll superstar I've had tattooed on either thigh.

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Speaker 1: He looked at the left, look at the right. He says,

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Speaker 1: I don't know him. I don't know him, but the

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Speaker 1: one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson. I have

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Speaker 1: not heard that before. Anyway, I I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to tell jokes. Let's get into the horoscopes. Hey, producer, Sam,

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Speaker 1: who are you doing with I want to do it

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Speaker 1: with you this morning? Oh really? After that, it's such

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Speaker 1: a home run joke.

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Speaker 2: Let's keep it going.

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Speaker 1: You know, the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson? Anyone? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, if today's your birthday, you share it with

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Speaker 1: Scott Dissick, Stevie Nicks, Lauren Hill, Helena Bottom Carter, I'd

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Speaker 1: go to that party for sure. Interesting dinner. We'll start

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Speaker 1: out with Capricorn. Hey Capricorn, your serious planning mode will

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Speaker 1: be to the benefit of all of those around you,

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Speaker 1: so plan ahead. Your day's a ten Aquarius.

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Speaker 2: Be sure to show up for your responsibilities, as others

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Speaker 2: are relying on you to do a good job.

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Speaker 1: Your days an eight, Hey, Pisces. Take some responsibility for

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Speaker 1: a disagreement you may have had, quickly nipping it in

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Speaker 1: the butt. It'll help you out. Your day's a nine. Aries.

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Speaker 2: Try to be more private and isolated today because you

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Speaker 2: could be overexposed.

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Speaker 1: Your day's a seven. He taur is clear any air

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Speaker 1: of confusion with a friend or family member. Your days

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Speaker 1: a six Gemini.

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Speaker 2: Your efforts to do more will be fulfilled. Be ready

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Speaker 2: to get to work.

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Speaker 1: Your days an eight, Hello Cancer. Take a long look

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Speaker 1: at your set of values and make sure to apply

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Speaker 1: it to your everyday life. Your day's a nine, Hey Leo.

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Speaker 2: An emotional challenge could present a setback. Don't take things

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Speaker 2: too personally. Your days of seven.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Rgo. Get on the same page your relationships, as

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Speaker 1: someone could start a necessary drama with you. Virgo. Oh God,

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Speaker 1: don't you want to hear that. Don't come at me today, Virgo.

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Speaker 1: Your days of six.

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Speaker 2: Libra, turn up your productivity to get through that long

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Speaker 2: to do list. Your day's a nine.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Scorpio, your creativity is brimming with potential, so use

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Speaker 1: it before you lose it. Your day's an eight.

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Speaker 2: And finally, Sagittarius, there could be some beauty in the

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Speaker 2: more somber moments of your day. You must take the

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Speaker 2: good with the bad. Your day's of five and those

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Speaker 2: are your Friday morning horse goes excellent.

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Speaker 1: Thank you producer Sam