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Speaker 1: Heylexas, I like your shirt.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffery in the.

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Speaker 3: Morning and today wildly.

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Speaker 1: Today we're going to go over the dumbest lies ever

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Speaker 1: told out.

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Speaker 4: A plain black T shirts and jokes on you.

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Speaker 1: Everyone likes that. It kind of looks like it kind

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Speaker 1: of looks like the thermals I wear for my ski

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Speaker 1: for ski. But I like you better. When you're lying,

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Speaker 1: you kind of look like Steve Jobless.

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Speaker 4: I don't know who that is the opposite of Steve jobs.

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Speaker 5: I see if anyone can picture Steve jobs just laugh

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Speaker 5: with it.

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Speaker 1: I liked it, that is, I did not get it.

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Speaker 1: We got a full hour podcast for you, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for being here. That is sincere. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: also we've got comments to start us off.

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Speaker 4: Gil must be binging old stuff because they said it's

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Speaker 4: fun to your laser stories from seven years ago, predicting

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Speaker 4: things that just never happens.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I saw someone comment on a two thousand

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Speaker 1: thirteen episode and just saying, Wow, dating was wild back then. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I mean, my day's a real trip down memory lane.

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Speaker 1: How different it was. Yeah, stay modern with us, Okay,

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Speaker 1: visit to this show instead. It starts right now.

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Speaker 3: Fun fact about me. Most of my co hosts know this.

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Speaker 3: I love Subway not being paid to say it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I just do, always have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that either.

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Speaker 3: I know I talked about it multiple times on the

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Speaker 3: show before Sway.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we always get Jimmy Johns.

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Speaker 3: You it here, though, well, because they're the ones that

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Speaker 3: offered to pay, and you guys want the Jimmy und

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Speaker 3: so I want to go with the Jimmy John.

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Speaker 1: So you're a Subway guy, I know you. You have

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Speaker 1: one sandwich that you order every single time Brooke.

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Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning. And I was getting my

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Speaker 3: favorite sandwich the other day, foot long turkey with chips inside.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you asked for the chips there. You

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Speaker 1: don't do it yourself.

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Speaker 3: No, WHOA are you serious?

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Speaker 1: You're that by demand.

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Speaker 3: They're the artists. I'm just letting them.

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Speaker 1: You go craft, you're just telling him how to art.

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Speaker 3: I used to work there and I never put chips

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Speaker 3: in for anybody. The total came out to around seventeen bucks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, probably because of your chip feet, and.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking that is quite a bit of dough. It is,

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Speaker 3: so I'm paying and then the prompt comes up on

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Speaker 3: the credit card machine. How much do you want to tip?

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Speaker 3: I'm already paying seventeen dollars for this.

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Speaker 6: Yes, but you're also and for chip.

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Speaker 1: So what do you do?

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Speaker 3: Two things changed my mind. One, I looked across the

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Speaker 3: counter and the employee is staring at me with big

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Speaker 3: puppy dog like eyes, like I made this for you

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Speaker 3: with my own hands, sweating. My blood is in this sandwich.

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Speaker 3: And the second factor, that subway was playing our radio

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Speaker 3: kind of obligated tipped. I tipped them very well said.

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Speaker 3: And then I see an article this morning that says

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Speaker 3: a new survey found seventy six point one percent of

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Speaker 3: people believe tipping has gone too far. Yeah, Brooke, you agree.

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Speaker 1: I mean, where was I the other day where they

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So the biggest percentage of people who believe it's

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Speaker 3: gone too far is actually the service workers themselves. Oh really,

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Speaker 3: And it's not that they don't want more money. They

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Speaker 3: love more money. They just want to hire wage so

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Speaker 3: they don't even have to worry about tips.

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Speaker 1: I know, seriously.

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Speaker 5: They have to practice the dough eyse and at you.

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Speaker 1: No, but people don't like living wages, you know, the

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Speaker 1: employers money.

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Speaker 3: The anti tipping trend appears to be taking hold now

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Speaker 3: and around seventy four percent of service workers. I've noticed

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Speaker 3: customers are now tipping less.

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Speaker 4: Because people are exhausted by it so expensive already.

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Speaker 3: And we're always shouting out our instagrams on this show.

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Speaker 3: What we should be doing is shouting out our venmost.

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Speaker 3: We'll see how the shot a question of the day

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Speaker 6: Of course, not, Jeffrey. I do this for the love

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Speaker 6: of the game, man, Go ahead, Jake. There's a talented

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Speaker 6: troop of tenacious tactical types that around this time of

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Speaker 6: year engage in covert missions of subterfuge, entrapment, and high

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Speaker 6: caliber capitalism right in front of our very eyes. We're

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Speaker 6: talking about I'm talking about the Girl Scouts, and today

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Speaker 6: it happens to be National Girl Scout Day.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 6: Every year they're solely responsible for adding around two thousand

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Speaker 6: pounds to our total office weight to their boxes of

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Speaker 6: delicious cookies worth it. Unfortunately I don't have any thin

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Speaker 6: mints to give you, but instead I have a sleeve

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Speaker 6: of trivia questions for a special Girl Scout edition of

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Speaker 6: lenty of twenty. All right, let's start with Alexis today. Alexis,

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Speaker 6: give me number one through twenty, and I'll give you

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Speaker 6: a Girl Scout question.

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Speaker 4: Let's go seven or.

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Speaker 6: Seven, Alexis, there's an official Girl Scout promise. It's on

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Speaker 6: my honor. I will try to serve God my country,

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Speaker 6: to help people at all times, and to live by

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Speaker 6: the Girl Scout law. And they use a special hand

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Speaker 6: sign while reciting it. How many fingers do they hold

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Speaker 6: up during the Girl Scout promise?

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Speaker 3: Does sound like the radio promise that we make when

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Speaker 3: we get our jobs here.

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Speaker 1: I just swore that I was going to be here

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Speaker 1: till my death. Something different?

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Speaker 3: You put a dagger right to your own.

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Speaker 4: Throat, trying to think it's two Hunger games. You know

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Speaker 4: what they do like, dude, Oh yeah, got two Hunger Games.

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Speaker 4: Four looks kind of funny, So maybe I'll say three

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Speaker 4: fingers up the three fingers.

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Speaker 6: Alexis said, three fingers. That is correct, it's the pointer,

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Speaker 6: middle and ring fingers.

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Speaker 3: You weren't a girl scout growing up, No hunger games.

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Speaker 6: Let's go over to Brook. All right, Brook, give me

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Speaker 6: number one through twenty. Please twelve, Brooke. I'm gonna name

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Speaker 6: which one was not a girl scout.

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Speaker 1: That's funny.

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Speaker 6: Your options are Taylor Swift, Mariah Carey, and Meghan the Stallion.

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Speaker 6: Which one was not a girl Scout?

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Speaker 1: So I was not a girl scout. I was in

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Speaker 1: Campfire Kids, which what's that? We sold all Monrocah.

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Speaker 3: Girls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But I actually think and I'm just gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you it's because of age situations here. I don't think

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift was. I think that she started her music

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Speaker 1: I think she was not a girl scout.

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Speaker 6: Brook went with Taylor Swift, that is correct. I was

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Speaker 6: looking for Meghan the Stallion. Mariah and Taylor were. So

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Speaker 6: Brooke is out. We're gonna move over to Jose. Jose,

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Speaker 6: please give me number one through twenty. Let's go six,

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Speaker 6: number six. If you've ever seen a girl scout, they

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Speaker 6: earned badges that they wear on their uniforms for achieving

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Speaker 6: different things in the past. Which of these was not

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Speaker 6: a real badge? Two of these are real. One of

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Speaker 6: these is not, Jose, the law and Order badge for

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Speaker 6: polygraph and DNA testing, The cosmetic surgery badge for studying

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Speaker 6: ways to surgically alter a person's appearance, Oh no, or

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Speaker 6: the laundrous badge for expertise in laundry. I don't want

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Speaker 6: your options again. Law and Order, cosmetic surgery or laundry badge?

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Speaker 6: Which one is not real?

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Speaker 3: Each one has its merits.

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Speaker 5: All right, everyone, Kimber just got her rhino plastic.

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Speaker 3: You smell well? Alright. I'm gonna say the cosmetic one

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Speaker 3: has to be fake.

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Speaker 6: J Jose said, cosmetic surgery badge. That is correct. That

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Speaker 6: one's not real yet that we're onto Jeffrey, Jeffrey, give

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Speaker 6: me number one through twenty three. What are the three

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Speaker 6: seas of the Girl Scouts, Jeffrey, I'll give you two

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Speaker 6: of them. Courage, confidence, and what's the.

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Speaker 3: Third courage confidence it's not cookies. Courage, confidence, and consistency.

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Speaker 3: That's not a thing. I right know. What's exciting? Communism

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Speaker 3: I have no idea about.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey went with communism. That's the fourth sea. I'm sorry

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Speaker 6: the unofficial fourth Sea. I was looking for character. Oh character,

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Speaker 6: we're back to Alexis. If you get this wrong, Jose's

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Speaker 6: winning the Girl Scout. You abition twenty of twenty, Alexis,

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Speaker 6: give me another number, number ten. The original Girl Scout

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Speaker 6: cookie came out in nineteen seventeen when a troop in

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Speaker 6: Oklahoma began baking their own and it was pretty basic.

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Speaker 6: What kind of cookie was it?

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Speaker 4: Oh, if it's basic, it's got to be the short bread.

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Speaker 6: Right there, Alexis said, shortbread that is for sugar cookie. Oh, Jose,

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Speaker 6: they should have plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: But Girls Scout, they wouldn't let me in.

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Speaker 1: Look at me name.

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Speaker 3: Since Jose wins, he gets to choose who gets shocked.

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Speaker 3: And someone's gonna be singing milkshake by Kalise, So who is.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be you?

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Speaker 3: Jeff Okay, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

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Speaker 3: and they're like, it's better than yard. They should sell

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Speaker 3: milkshakes too.

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Speaker 1: Awesome.

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Speaker 3: That's her shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 3: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 7: Broking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Good news, you're boring lunch from the deli just got

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Speaker 3: a lot fancier. Okay, it's brooken Jeffrey in the morning

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Speaker 3: because TikTok's newest food obsession is glitter pickles. Okay, I

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Speaker 3: like pickles. Glitter make edible bitter yeah, oh really, glickles

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Speaker 3: for sure. And there's a a video on how to

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Speaker 3: make them then when viral last month, but a lot

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Speaker 3: of people missed that over the holidays. Plus the hashtag

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Speaker 3: pretty pickles is trending careful, not just on my computer,

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Speaker 3: the world. And they're actually they're really easy to make.

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Speaker 3: You just open up a regular jar pickles and you

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Speaker 3: dump a ton of edible glitter in there and drinks to.

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Speaker 4: Make them look fancy.

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Speaker 3: That's it, and you just enjoy the fanciest, shiniest pickle

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Speaker 1: It doesn't taste like anything. The glitter you get well

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Speaker 1: if you eat it with your kids, because we get

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Speaker 1: glitter donuts often. You get to make jokes about how

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Speaker 1: it's going to come out. I was going to say, Alex,

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Speaker 1: she's the one that's never joked about it.

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Speaker 3: Since it's trending, naturally, a bunch of brands jumped onto it,

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Speaker 3: like Jimmy John's posted a photo where they were making glickles,

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Speaker 3: but they got caught for using non edible glitter.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be in the restaurant forever. Get rid of it.

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Speaker 3: To JJ, normal glitter can be toxic. Even if it

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Speaker 3: says non toxic on the bottle, you're still you're eating

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Speaker 3: a spoonful of microplastics.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just stay away from mini glitter like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you want to try a glittery pickle,

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Speaker 3: you can get jars of the approved edible kind on

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Speaker 3: Amazon right now for about ten bucks. Nice. Okay, And

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Speaker 3: we've put some edible glitter onto our laser for a

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Speaker 3: brand new, fancy edition of Glazer Stories. It's coming up

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Speaker 3: right after this. It's the radio segment that's been working

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Speaker 3: on a new food mashup with Baskin Robins and star

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Speaker 3: Yeah, spinach get big musclesp researchers spent twenty minutes reading

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Speaker 3: Don't ever well. Plus, the veggie Superhero study had a

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Speaker 1: Cool, I like this.

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Speaker 3: He would love to be in his own superhero books someday,

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Speaker 3: That could happen. And that sound means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 9: Hopeless Days one dating app that dares you to swipe right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, here's how the game works. One contestant is going

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Speaker 9: Go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So once I went back to a guy's place

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Speaker 3: I means he's a good time, Valerie, and he.

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Speaker 3: And I see a man who's willing to clean the bathrooms,

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Speaker 3: We're on the propaganda, Amanda. Can you counter?

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Speaker 9: Oh I can.

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Speaker 10: So I had plans with a guy and last minute

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Speaker 3: Alpins are getting good.

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Speaker 3: Jeffery's like, I've been on this date before.

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Speaker 3: O lo.

445
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 11: Yeah.

446
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 2: So he whips out this dead fish and he flushes

447
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 2: him down the toilet and then pulls out a flask, just.

448
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 3: Like he would have wanted. Amanda. I don't know how

449
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 3: you're gonna top that, but good luck. Go ahead.

450
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 10: So this guy wanted to meet me at a club

451
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 10: and turns out that it is a strip club.

452
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean it was called Lucky Ladies.

453
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,479
Speaker 10: So you know, when I get there, he looks at

454
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 10: me and he's like, all right, are you ready? I'm like,

455
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,199
Speaker 10: uh ready for what? And the DJ comes on and

456
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 10: he calls my name to get on stage.

457
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 1: It was like amateur.

458
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 3: Nighters, Oh Brooks dream come true.

459
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 10: And I was like no, not at all. And I

460
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 10: refused to go.

461
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: As because I refused, he.

462
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 10: Had the bouncers come and escort me out. Turns out

463
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 10: he's the owner of the club.

464
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: He's like a pib. Oh my gosh, he's terrible.

465
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,400
Speaker 3: Amanda could have been a star. On to a round

466
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 3: number three, Valerie, this is your last shot? What do

467
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 3: you got?

468
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 2: Alrighty, I'm at a bar this guy and he asks

469
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 2: if I want to come out to watch the chain

470
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 2: Smokers with him.

471
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 5: Okay, perform in every city every night.

472
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: I swear they're everywhere and the same song, yeah, even

473
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 1: if it has a different title.

474
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't even know that they were in town.

475
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 2: So I was elated, and he says I can even

476
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 2: meet them if I want. Obviously I say yes.

477
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 11: Yeah.

478
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 2: So we we go out the back door of this

479
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 2: bar and we're in this alley and there would these

480
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 2: three dudes out there in motorcycle jackets and they're just

481
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 2: like out there chain smoking, and apparently that's what he meant.

482
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 12: Oh gosh, yeah, this is last chance.

483
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 3: Go ahead.

484
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 10: So this guy I met, he planned this scavenger hunt

485
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 10: for a date, which was like cute, fun, totally normal

486
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 10: until us the last one.

487
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 9: So he tells me, this last one is like.

488
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 10: This big prize and I needed to go to this

489
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 10: specific address and part of it was to kind of

490
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 10: buzz in and pretend that I was like house cleaning

491
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 10: to steal back an engagement ring. Whoa yeah, that's when

492
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 10: I realized that he was recruiting me to help take

493
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 10: things back from his ex wife.

494
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: Did you do it?

495
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 3: Yeah? How many cares?

496
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 9: Absolutely? I could not.

497
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 3: It should have taken it to found it, at least

498
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 3: the address, so Alexis could do it. We got to

499
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 3: score this who's a go to Today card?

500
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 4: I'm going to go Valerie for the Chainsmokers a concert.

501
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 3: Vote for vow.

502
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: This guy wanted her to commit burglary. I mean, obviously, Amanda.

503
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 3: Y Vallery somewhere up in heaven a lumpy goldfishes looking

504
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 3: down and smiling on you and your sad dating history.

505
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 3: You should feel good about that.

506
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 2: Vallery's very good, very good, Thank you God, thank you

507
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 2: for playing.

508
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 3: That's Battle of the tender dates. We got your phone

509
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 3: tap coming up next. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

510
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 3: And you've heard of private detectives or investigators trying to

511
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 3: track people down from an incident that happened decades ago. Yeah,

512
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 3: and in some cases the reason why people are looking

513
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 3: for them is that they could owe a lot of money.

514
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 3: But in today's call, it's actually the opposite. We've spent

515
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 3: years trying to track down a guy so we could

516
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 3: pay him money.

517
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: Well, would be a nice surprise.

518
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 3: And not a lot of money either. It's all thanks

519
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 3: to a purchase he probably doesn't even remember. We'll hear

520
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 3: how he reacts in your phone tap right now.

521
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

522
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, my name is Richard Sellsby. I'm looking for

523
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 3: Ethan Mark.

524
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 8: This is Ethan regarding No no way.

525
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 11: Yes, you called me.

526
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 3: The same Ethan mart from thirty five ninety two later.

527
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 11: I used to live there like a decade ago.

528
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, boys, Hey boys.

529
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 6: I got him.

530
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 8: Use me some line.

531
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 3: What's going on, dude? I have been looking for you

532
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 3: for a long long time. This is unbelievable.

533
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 11: Who are you?

534
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 3: Sorry? Yeah, I'm with Blowco.

535
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 8: Lowco.

536
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 11: What's that?

537
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 3: It's a power tool company. We're based in the Midwest,

538
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 3: and your name was flagged for a pending rebate claim

539
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 3: from two thousand and five for a leaf blower.

540
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 8: You're calling me decades later about a leaf blower I

541
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 8: bought in two thousand and.

542
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 3: Five, right, Yeah, I apologize that. I know it's a

543
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 3: little bit behind, but I've been working on your case

544
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 3: trying to get the money back to you since I

545
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 3: don't know twenty thirteen. I have a case number you do,

546
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 3: and I got to tell you you are a hard

547
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 3: guy to track down. It looks like you moved I've lived.

548
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 8: I've lived in like a dozen different places since then.

549
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 3: I mean, I know, I see that. It looks like

550
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 3: you're at Missouri at one point. Then you went to Colorado,

551
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 3: and uh, that's where the trail went cold. I kind

552
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 3: of lost track of you.

553
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 8: My god.

554
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm kidding me.

555
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. But I was able to talk to

556
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 3: a guy who worked with you at his family insurance,

557
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 3: guy named Scott. You talked to Scott, right, he gave

558
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 3: me your email. What anyway, it's a long story. I'm

559
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 3: just thankful I got you.

560
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 11: That is a.

561
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 8: Lot of effort for a rebate from a leaf blower.

562
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, how much money could we possibly be talking about?

563
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 3: Eleven dollars and thirty eight cents? What? But with interest,

564
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 3: it's now twelve dollars and six cents. Oh boy, that's

565
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 3: money right into your pocket.

566
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 8: You're gonna get me twelve dollars and three cents for

567
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 8: something about twenty years ago.

568
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 3: Twelve dollars and six cents, right, I know, I know

569
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 3: it's a lot, so it's probably hard to like wrap

570
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 3: your mind around.

571
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 8: It's big bucks.

572
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna do

573
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 11: with it.

574
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 3: Good I'm happy to be the bearer of good news.

575
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 3: So let's just get you verified here. First of all,

576
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 3: do you still have the original box and receipt?

577
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 8: No?

578
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 11: Okay, I can't even picture this leaf flour or whatever

579
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 11: it is.

580
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 3: Can you just like maybe look around? Maybe look around,

581
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 3: because we prefer that they be mailed in laminated.

582
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 8: You want me to laminate the box that my leaf

583
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 8: flour came in in two thousand and five, in the receipt.

584
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 11: Patrol and the receipt control dollars.

585
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand. It's not ideal.

586
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 11: Well, it's not ideal. It's impossible.

587
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 8: I mean I don't have that. I wouldn't even bucket dollars.

588
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 11: That's like a cup of coffee.

589
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I've worked so hard just

590
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 3: trying to track you down over the last like ten years.

591
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 3: I've worked here. I'm just gonna check you off and

592
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 3: say it's okay, Oh we're fine.

593
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 8: Great, Well that's yeah, okay, thank you.

594
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, no problem. That step is done. But do you

595
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 3: know if the leaf blower was primarily used for leaves

596
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 3: or maybe some recreational airflow, recreational airflow, what would that be?

597
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 3: You wouldn't believe some of the things people use this

598
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:17,959
Speaker 3: device for.

599
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, I'm trying to picture it.

600
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 3: I could send you picks of what people.

601
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 11: Using I will pass on that.

602
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 3: Okay.

603
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 11: Are we done? Are we there? Well?

604
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 3: Almost almost there. I just need to ask you if

605
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 3: you agree to accept the rebate in store credit from

606
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 3: radio Shack, then we'll double it.

607
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 8: Would you be interested or credit from radio Shack?

608
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,719
Speaker 11: Does that store exist?

609
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 3: Not on this continent, I don't believe, but okay, well

610
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 3: you could get some value down in South America.

611
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 11: I will not be traveling there anytime soon, so now

612
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 11: I'll take cash.

613
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 3: Okay, got it. Final step, can you make the sound

614
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 3: of a leaf blower for our quality assurance check?

615
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 11: No, I can't do. I won't be doing that.

616
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the last thing I need so I

617
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 3: can approve you.

618
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 11: You know, leaf flower sound?

619
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 3: Oh god, that was just terrible.

620
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 8: Why are you laughing?

621
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 11: You asked me.

622
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 3: I didn't think you would actually do it, because I

623
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 3: gotta tell you I don't work for like a leaf

624
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 3: blower warranty company. I'm a radio host and we're doing

625
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 3: a prank call on you.

626
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 11: Okay, now this is all starting to make sense.

627
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, my real name is jeff from the radio show

628
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and your brother Ken

629
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 3: set you up for a phone tap?

630
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 11: Why did he? Why would he?

631
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 3: He said that you've moved all over the country and

632
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 3: you're planning to move again soon, so he wanted us

633
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 3: to have some fun and play a prank on you.

634
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,479
Speaker 11: I should have known.

635
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 8: There was a guy working on my leaf flower case

636
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 8: for ten years. You can't even get a hold of

637
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 8: anybody at any company now, a private detective working on

638
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,239
Speaker 8: my flip and warranty.

639
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 3: Because at Blowco we take our rebates very seriously.

640
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 11: Blow Yeah, I love Blowco.

641
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 3: Not for recreation use.

642
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, no, we won't be doing that, Okay.

643
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 6: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

644
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

645
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 3: It can be so frustrating when you're starting to date

646
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 3: someone that you're really into and you're trying to show

647
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 3: them that you're excited to hang out, yeah without coming

648
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 3: off to eager and clean though. That's like a fine line,

649
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 3: Like apparently it's okay to send them a text saying, Hey,

650
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 3: I had a great time with you. You're so cool, I

651
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 3: can't wait to see you again.

652
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds nice.

653
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 3: Sounds great. Really? Oh but when I write that same

654
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 3: exact message and lipstick on their bathroom mirror, when technically

655
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 3: I've never been quote letting to their house before, Suddenly

656
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 3: I've gone too far weird.

657
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: It's very confusing, Jeffrey, Yeah, it's very confusing.

658
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 6: Just want to sleep again?

659
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: Well?

660
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 3: Was romantic?

661
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: Okay?

662
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: Our listeners? Was trying to walk that fine line at

663
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 3: the end of her date to show a guy that

664
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 3: she liked him.

665
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: Was she confused to.

666
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 3: She pulled a move that maybe went a little bit

667
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 3: too far. You're gonna hear it in your second date

668
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 3: update next.

669
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second date updates.

670
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 3: Making a friendly bet during a first date it could

671
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 3: be a good move. It's kind of flirty, a little bit,

672
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 3: have a little excitement to the night, like, for example,

673
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 3: beer chugging contest loser has to do the other person's

674
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 3: taxes for the next five years. Ready go, you suck

675
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 3: at chugging beer. So here's my W four and a

676
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 3: list of my assets. So if you can follow those

677
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 3: guys tomorrow, they're already overdue. Way that not working for you, Brook,

678
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 3: This W.

679
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: Two W four good good thing.

680
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 3: You know how to do it, because I certainly don't.

681
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 3: But one of our listeners had a friendly wager going

682
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 3: during her first date and apparently didn't go quite the

683
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 3: way she planned. So let's talk to Tricia about it. Tricia,

684
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 3: welcome to the show.

685
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 9: Hi, thank you.

686
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: You more to the irs than you expected to? Is

687
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: that what happened?

688
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 9: Not exactly?

689
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 3: Okay, you didn't do the tax bad thing?

690
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 9: I'm guessing I know I didn't.

691
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 3: Look now he's not calling you back.

692
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: Who is it? Who did you go out with?

693
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 11: So?

694
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 9: I met this guy named Gino, you know, and we

695
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 9: met online, and he really seems like very kind of happy.

696
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 9: He's like a very chill guy.

697
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: Okay, those are good qualities in a person.

698
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's super cute. So I was like, why not? So, like,

699
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 9: I know by his profile that he's like a sporty guy,

700
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 9: and I'm pretty sporty myself. Okay, So I thought we

701
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 9: would do a game of pickup basketball.

702
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's a great day.

703
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 5: You'd go to the game, not be in a game

704
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 5: that doesn't sound as fun.

705
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 3: But that's not like a sporty thing to do. Watching

706
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 3: sports is not an athletic thing.

707
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: But that's not athletic because I thought I was because I've.

708
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 3: Watched so many.

709
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: Sports that doesn't get on my.

710
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 3: Couch downing two plates of nachos and under twenty seconds.

711
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 3: Is that it is kind of athletics competitive food. But

712
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 3: I don't think that's what Tricia had in mind. Okay,

713
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 3: so you guys wanted to do something sporty. What was

714
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 3: your bet?

715
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 9: So the loser had to buy the drink?

716
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute. Okay, it's good to play basketball before drinking.

717
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, pertainly, don't want to do that the other

718
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 3: way around.

719
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you could make it tummy cramp.

720
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 3: Okay, So who won?

721
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 9: Well he was pretty good and I'm not bad at all,

722
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 9: so it was close. But I guess he just called

723
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 9: it a tie because when I made the last shot,

724
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 9: it hit the rim, and when he turned around to

725
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 9: make the rebound, it hit him in the nose.

726
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 3: Oh oh.

727
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: Oh it bleed.

728
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,760
Speaker 9: No, but it looks like it hurts.

729
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, so his pride is hurt. He has it, like,

730
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 1: really dominated the game and then he just got an awi.

731
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 9: Yeah he had an alley and then but he bought

732
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 9: drinks anyhow.

733
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 3: Okay, hit him in the face with the ball. You

734
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 3: didn't pay for this.

735
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 10: I didn't do it purposely.

736
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 9: Hit the rim wasn't my fast and she.

737
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: Didn't lose Jeffrey.

738
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 3: Okay, she's a stickler for the rules. Be yeah, okay.

739
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 3: The drinks go good.

740
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 9: Drinks were great. We had like really good conversation too.

741
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: Okay, this all sounds so good.

742
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 3: Ye getting hit doesn't sound that bad.

743
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 1: Is there any bad things that happened?

744
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 3: No?

745
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 9: I mean he was talking about like what is looking

746
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 9: for in a relationship and how he wants an active person,

747
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 9: which is awesome because I do too. And he talks

748
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 9: a little bit about uh he loves fantasy football, which

749
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 9: I don't understand at all, but whatever, okay, okay, And

750
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 9: then he talked about like how he had a big

751
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 9: party for his family for their anniversary for his parents.

752
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 9: Oh that's cute, and there's like fifty people, so like

753
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,919
Speaker 9: he's really family oriented, which I thought was great.

754
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh sorry, yeah, this is all cute.

755
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 3: How did you end that date?

756
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 9: So I kissed him on my car?

757
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 3: Oh you initiated the kiss.

758
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 9: I did, Yeah, kiss his nose, so it felt better.

759
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,720
Speaker 5: Did you kiss him on the mouth?

760
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 9: Oh no, I kiss him on the mouth. Okay, Well

761
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 9: it was great and then I went to get my

762
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 9: car and he started walking towards his car, So then

763
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 9: I figured I was going to try and be really cute.

764
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 9: And then I ran up to him by his car

765
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 9: and I gave him another kiss.

766
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow, why didn't you be so excited? If you

767
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 1: were a guy, I'd love that. I don't know you're saying, no, Jeffery.

768
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 3: Is there any chance that maybe he thought you were

769
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 3: going to attack him and try and knock him down

770
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 3: again to finish the job. No, No, I'm just kidding.

771
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 3: So I mean all that that sounds okay.

772
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: It sounds really romantic.

773
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 13: Yeah.

774
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 3: How's the conversation been after the date or has there

775
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 3: been conversation?

776
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 9: Yeah? Like I have texted him like quite a few

777
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 9: times and he does respond, but it's like spotty, so

778
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 9: like he'll do on like every three texts or something.

779
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 9: So that kind of makes me feel like, oh, maybe

780
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 9: I did something wrong.

781
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 3: Texting from the same number every time.

782
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I mean from the same three bones that

783
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: she has.

784
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, she seems like to do the sneak attack things.

785
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: Do you have any ideas?

786
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 9: I have no clue. Did he not like me kissing him?

787
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 9: Is he like afraid because of the ball, miyes, I'm

788
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 9: not sure what's going on. Like it's been a few

789
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 9: weeks now too, so sometimes a.

790
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,959
Speaker 3: Woman can seem a little bit too overeager with things too.

791
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 10: Maybe I walked forward.

792
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 9: I don't know.

793
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love an eager woman, sure you do.

794
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 3: But all right, well, we'll come back. We'll call Gino

795
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 3: for you, and we'll try not to like sneak attack

796
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 3: him too much, but we'll politely ask if he's willing

797
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 3: to see you another time and try and get your

798
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 3: second date update right after this. Okay, okay, okay, hold

799
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 3: on Brooke and Jeffrey in.

800
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,240
Speaker 7: The morning second date update.

801
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 3: Out in the parking lot.

802
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: She lurks the dumb.

803
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 14: Ducking between cars, applying her blueberry lip bomberry, watching waiting

804
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 14: for her moment okay to run up.

805
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 3: And strike.

806
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: It hurts.

807
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 3: Her name is Tricia.

808
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 14: She is the notorious south Side surprise smoocher.

809
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 1: Oh why did that guy get sick? I thought her

810
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 1: date liked it.

811
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 3: Not to be fair, it was her second kiss of

812
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 3: the night with Gino and she was just trying to

813
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 3: be cute and dirty about it.

814
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: But puke sound for her.

815
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 3: The sneak kiss may have scared him away to the

816
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 3: point where he's avoiding her now if she was talking.

817
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he's just waiting for her to surprise him

818
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 1: again and she hasn't done it.

819
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 9: I can really hope that it wasn't the second kiss.

820
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 9: I mean, that's insane.

821
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 3: Okay, let's call Gino and try and get some answers

822
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 3: from him. Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding.

823
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Maybe he's away on business or something.

824
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 3: Hasn't told you getting his nose reconstructed after you shattered

825
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 3: it into a little piece of.

826
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: Rhinoplasty. I've heard takes a while have.

827
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 3: That, So maybe he's just trying to get himself pretty again.

828
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 3: Fort's see what he has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

829
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 3: is this Gino? Yes, this is Geno man she was calling.

830
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: Doesn't soundsy No.

831
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 3: That's pretty good. We're now we're we're radio show man.

832
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 3: We're uh, it's called it's called Brooke and Jeffrey in

833
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 3: the Morning.

834
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 13: Oh, that's I mean, I've heard of you guys.

835
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 11: That's kind of cool.

836
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 3: I think it's cool that you've heard of us. We're

837
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 3: doing something on our show called the Second Date Update.

838
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 3: You know that.

839
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 11: No, Yeah, I mean I've heard of that.

840
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,240
Speaker 3: I didn't Okay, I didn't actually think that happened.

841
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 11: That's kind of yeah.

842
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 8: A lot.

843
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 3: So you're the lucky guy that we're calling today because

844
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 3: you recently went out with somebody named Tricia.

845
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was kind of a minute ago, right,

846
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: like a couple of weeks ago.

847
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's been a two and a half week okay.

848
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 3: Okay, So you're one of those guys who likes to

849
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 3: just take it slow. Oh I guess.

850
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 13: I mean what you guys are asking about how the

851
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,240
Speaker 13: date went.

852
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 3: Or well, it's just like you just give us a nutshell,

853
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 3: like your take on that date, big picture.

854
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

855
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 13: I got hit in the face with a like a basketball,

856
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 13: But I.

857
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: Was that good for you?

858
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 13: No?

859
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: Was it embarrassing? I bet it was embarrassing.

860
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 13: I mean, I gotta say that the reason I'm not

861
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 13: reaching out is because of like not the date, but

862
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 13: because of like some of her texts after.

863
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 11: They gave me some red flags.

864
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 3: Oh, we didn't hear about any of the texts that

865
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 3: you had. She just said, you guys were kind of

866
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 3: in spotty communication and you weren't responding to her.

867
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: Would she say was it clinging or something?

868
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 3: Uh, you could say that.

869
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 13: Like after I got home later that night, I got

870
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 13: like a one sentenced text that said, what's the best

871
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 13: case scenario for us?

872
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 1: CASEO?

873
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, your relationship?

874
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

875
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 13: And I was like, how do I answer this? I

876
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 13: I literally was like, football in the face and more drinks.

877
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: Is that what you said? That's pretty funny, that's a

878
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: fantastic response.

879
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 13: I was like, Okay, maybe she's drunk or something, and

880
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 13: that was that.

881
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: Okay, but that's funny. But there was more than just that.

882
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 13: The thing is, the next day she texts me. It

883
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 13: was like, if we got married someday, would you consider

884
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 13: ditching your fantasy football league to spend time with me?

885
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 9: It was something like that, And the media answers, no.

886
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 4: Question, right, yeah, I mean it gives you a good gauge.

887
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 4: I guess.

888
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 6: Nice.

889
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: Would she try to be funny?

890
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 13: I don't know. That was two serious questions, Like that's

891
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 13: a big picture question.

892
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 3: That's two in a row. How did you respond to

893
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 3: that one?

894
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: I totally did my friends and my interests just for you.

895
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 11: You know.

896
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 13: I just got to a point where I thought, okay,

897
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 13: this is just a lot off of one date.

898
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 11: I I don't want to be planning out my future

899
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 11: with this person.

900
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 3: Anybody doesn't sound like you asked her any deep introspective

901
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 3: questions about her life. And now is actually your chance, gino,

902
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 3: because she's on the other line right now waiting to

903
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 3: tell you what she wants out of your future together.

904
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 13: Oh great, so she planned this too, Of course she did.

905
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,280
Speaker 1: This doesn't make it less intense.

906
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 3: Question is what would you do if I surprisingly put

907
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 3: you on the radio? Patricia?

908
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 9: You there, I'm here.

909
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 3: You know you didn't mention any of those texts that

910
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 3: you sent.

911
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 9: In Well, I didn't think that they were really like

912
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 9: that important.

913
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: So here hearing what he just said, have you changed

914
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: your mind about that?

915
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 9: That's mom issue. It's like I would like to know,

916
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 9: I am.

917
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 3: I could understand you wanting to like plan out your

918
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 3: week or your month. Thank you planning out your entire

919
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 3: rest of your life. That's a lot to ask a

920
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 3: guy after one date.

921
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 9: No, we're not getting any younger. And my deal is

922
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 9: I'm not even gonna bother wasting a minute if he's

923
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 9: not going to tell me honestly what's going on with us,

924
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 9: or I'm not going to waste a minute if he's

925
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,760
Speaker 9: gonna be like, no, I'm totally keeping my fantasy football

926
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 9: and then I lose him like every Friday night.

927
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so it's actually really on Friday

928
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,399
Speaker 3: give up his stuff for you, Gina. Yeah, we don't

929
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 3: know that, Gino. Are you willing to give up your stuff?

930
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 13: Like I said, this is one day, like I have

931
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 13: to go on a few more dates, like you can't.

932
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 13: You can't just corner someone like that. I don't think

933
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 13: anybody's gonna.

934
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 9: That could have been your answer to the first question

935
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 9: I asked you, what's the best case, Maria? Okay, maybe yeah,

936
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 9: let's go out a few more times. Okay, maybe that

937
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 9: wouldn't have led me to the next question. You're thinking

938
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 9: me that I'm a psycho or something. Okay, but I

939
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 9: don't think your psycho.

940
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 13: I just I just want I did remember another thing

941
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 13: you asked, which is, would your parents ever let us

942
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 13: stay in their house so we can say for our future?

943
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 3: That was like another one that's kind of a sweet

944
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 3: little image had.

945
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 13: Met my parents and I hadn't met her parents or anything.

946
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because you're being selfish and you're keeping them

947
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 3: all to yourself, you should spread the wealth of this

948
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 3: wonderful family that you have.

949
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 10: You also said you had fifty.

950
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 9: People in there, so it was big enough for all

951
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 9: of us.

952
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,760
Speaker 1: Wait, you actually responded and it was okay.

953
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't respond.

954
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 9: I already told you guys, and we talked about this.

955
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 9: He told me about manniversary party for his parents where

956
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 9: he had fifty people.

957
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,720
Speaker 4: I can move in with my future.

958
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 3: I mean, she's a planner for every bad case scenario

959
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 3: that might play out.

960
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: It's just a little too much, you know. I know

961
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: you want to know everything right now, but there's just

962
00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: no way to know.

963
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 9: I made it this far in life with knowing everything,

964
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 9: and I think I'm gonna be fine, you know what

965
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 9: I mean, I'll be fine without him. But he could

966
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 9: have just been honest and said, hey, a few more

967
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 9: dates and I would have been like, okay, and then I

968
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 9: would have chilled out. But then it led me into

969
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 9: this big spiral and wanting to know more and more

970
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 9: and more.

971
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 3: Gina, we could just mooth this whole thing over. If

972
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 3: you're just willing to admit right now it was all

973
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:19,720
Speaker 3: your fault.

974
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 13: Go ahead, yes, this is all my fault.

975
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 3: Now let's move forward. And since Tricia is such a planner.

976
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 3: I would love to help her plan your next date,

977
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 3: which we will pay for out of the generosity of

978
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 3: our hearts?

979
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: Are we asking Gito? Are you asking to well?

980
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: Actually, that's a good point. Do I should ask Tricia

981
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 3: for permission? Tricia? Is it okay if I co plan

982
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 3: your next date with you?

983
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 9: It is fine with me for you to co plan?

984
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So what you're stole up for it? So Gino,

985
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 3: would you like to meet up with Tricia one more

986
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 3: time on our bill? Your future bride wants to know?

987
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, oh wow, yes, if we can just kind

988
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 13: of take it a little slower.

989
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 11: What yes?

990
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:05,919
Speaker 13: Yeah?

991
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 3: I mean, like I said, I had a fun time.

992
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,760
Speaker 13: I just if you're really serious about just moving really fast,

993
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 13: that's not me. But if you're willing to just like

994
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 13: go out and have fun, then.

995
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 3: I'm down to go out for another day.

996
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 1: But what we never heard was about that fantasy league

997
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,280
Speaker 1: willing to give it up.

998
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 3: This is a good start to the communication. A little

999
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 3: bit of honesty and transparency. It never happens on our show.

1000
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 3: I'm proud of us.

1001
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 14: If I like it, it just feel kind of honest.

1002
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: But it's what you wanting, is that? Okay? With you,

1003
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: Tricia to move slower.

1004
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 9: Yeah, I promise I'll slow it down. I won't ask

1005
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 9: any future questions like about our children's names or anything.

1006
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 9: I will I will wheel it in.

1007
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you already have those planned out and he doesn't.

1008
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 13: Really Yeah, Yeah, there we go again.

1009
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 3: Welcome to the rest of your life, gino, Jeffrey in

1010
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 3: the morning, Brook, I'm just gonna ask, Okay, where do

1011
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 3: you see the show going. What's the best case scenario

1012
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 3: for us here?

1013
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: I feel like it's too soon to ask, and that

1014
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,439
Speaker 1: makes me feel kind of uncomfortable. I mean, We've only

1015
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 1: been together for over a decade and I'm not ready

1016
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: for this level of commitment.

1017
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 3: Well, I'm scared because from what I just heard, I

1018
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 3: don't think we're heading to a very good place.

1019
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: They're going out again, jeff exactly.

1020
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 3: Suddenly we have people on the phone communicating, listening to

1021
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 3: each other's taking a breath and respecting boundaries.

1022
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: No, not very funny, say that.

1023
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 3: We need to get this train back on track.

1024
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: Okay, if your life is a wreck, that's who we

1025
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: need to have.

1026
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 3: If you want to scream cry at someone for taking

1027
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 3: a cruton off of your salad without asking first, You're

1028
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 3: just the type of person we need. Yeah, email the

1029
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 3: show and help us write the sinking ship. We'll call

1030
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 3: the person who wasn't calling.

1031
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 7: You back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1032
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 3: We've all told lies before. Yeah, and most of the

1033
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 3: time you're doing it to be polite, Like when you

1034
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,919
Speaker 3: shake hands with someone and you say, nice to meet you. Yeah,

1035
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 3: for most people in this room, it is nice. But

1036
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 3: for somebody in here, I'm not going to say who.

1037
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 3: They always come to me afterwards and say, it, actually,

1038
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 3: wasn't that nice that person give me my moonshine.

1039
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 6: And my glasses?

1040
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 3: I didn't say. We don't know that. So Yeah, normally,

1041
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 3: very very polite with your lies, but occasionally your brain

1042
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 3: will tell you it's okay to lie about something totally ridiculous,

1043
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,479
Speaker 3: which is why a new survey asked people to share

1044
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 3: the dumbest lies that they've ever actually said to someone before,

1045
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 3: and the responses were hilarious. We're gonna read the best

1046
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 3: coming up right after this. Have you ever seen the

1047
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 3: eight hour long TikTok series Who the F Did I Marry? Oh?

1048
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I've seen pieces and recaps.

1049
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 3: It's a big commit It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Now,

1050
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 3: it's a compilation of fifty two TikTok videos by a

1051
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 3: woman named Reesa Tisa, and it got big not that

1052
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 3: long ago, but people are still discovering it daily. Now.

1053
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: Yes, she was like married just like crazy narcissist for

1054
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,399
Speaker 1: five months that lied to her.

1055
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, she tells about him being a pathological liar and

1056
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 3: how she ended up divorcing him. We're not going to

1057
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 3: go into the whole thing, but basically Resa's ex husband

1058
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: told a bunch of really really stupid lies. Oh yeah,

1059
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 3: crazy people, that's crazy lies, like saying he was a

1060
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 3: former professional arena football player and the vice president of

1061
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 3: a famous condiment company. Yeah, okay, those lies are pretty bad,

1062
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 3: are they the dumbest ever? Because a new survey asked

1063
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 3: people to confess the most ridiculous, unbelievable FIBs that they've

1064
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 3: ever told someone, And we've got the best responses ready,

1065
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 3: so let's get into it. Like this person said, I

1066
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 3: used to tell people that I was the voice that

1067
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 3: whispered zoom zoom at the end of those Mazita commercials,

1068
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 3: you know, the zoom. Literally, that'd be a hard one

1069
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 3: to disprove.

1070
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 4: One girl I know told me she's all the screaming

1071
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 4: in the background. Grae's anatomy. No, I'm starting to wonder

1072
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 4: if that's fake.

1073
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: That's fake, has been on since you were like born.

1074
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 3: Oh dang it, I would trust her.

1075
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: Okay, all she DOESDB is just the screamers.

1076
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 3: Everybody's got their claim to film. Another person wrote, I

1077
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 3: was buying an engagement ring when the sales lady asked

1078
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 3: if I was a Christian. I had a feeling that's

1079
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 3: saying yes meant i'd get a better price. So I

1080
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 3: said yes, oh yeah.

1081
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: Sure, I'll be any religion you need me to be

1082
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: if I going a discount.

1083
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 3: And then she wanted to know what church I went

1084
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 3: to in my pastor's name in all sorts of pacifix.

1085
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 3: Twenty lies later, I got the deal.

1086
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah, the church christ patter Johnson. Yeah

1087
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,839
Speaker 5: that sounds right.

1088
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 1: Pastor Tim there is. Yeah, he likes to play guitar.

1089
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 3: You guys are so quick to judge people for their lives.

1090
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 3: It's not fair.

1091
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: Hey, they got a good discount. The Lord. I support it.

1092
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: I think that's what the God wonted to it.

1093
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,959
Speaker 3: All right. We're looking at a survey where people shared

1094
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 3: the stupidest lies that they've ever told someone in the past.

1095
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 3: This one's kind of a doozy. This woman said, I

1096
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 3: didn't know how to break up with my boyfriend when

1097
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 3: I was twenty two. Yeah, so I just told him

1098
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 3: I was pregnant with someone else's baby.

1099
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought You're going to move cities or something

1100
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: more reasonable.

1101
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you went for the big one there, She says.

1102
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 3: I was to be clear, I was not pregnant and

1103
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 3: had never cheated. I just didn't have a better idea.

1104
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: I like, how that is easier than just saying I

1105
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 1: don't like you anymore.

1106
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good if you're gonna lie, like, make it

1107
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,240
Speaker 3: a lie that makes you look.

1108
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: Bad, I think she Yeah, definitely took one for the team.

1109
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 3: Another person and said, when I was nineteen, I used

1110
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,919
Speaker 3: to fake a French accent to try and buy beer

1111
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 3: at the grocery store. I thought it would make people

1112
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,919
Speaker 3: think I'm older and more refined. It did work one time.

1113
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:11,479
Speaker 6: It did.

1114
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 1: It's probably because I was working at that gas station.

1115
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: When I worked at the gas station, I sold to everybody.

1116
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: It was terrible. I was only like nineteen or twenty myself,

1117
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 1: so I was like, yeah, sure, you want something, the kid.

1118
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 3: Don't worry, I'm taking the beer. What are you four

1119
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,919
Speaker 3: years old? You know what? I have a bud light.

1120
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 5: At Vodko.

1121
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 3: The next one says, I once convinced my entire school

1122
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 3: that I physically couldn't say the word evil. Why I

1123
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 3: would pronounce it evile? Sadly, this went on for almost

1124
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 3: two years, and everybody would try to teach me the

1125
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 3: proper way to pronounce it, and I just couldn't get

1126
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 3: it right.

1127
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. What a great way to get attention.

1128
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 3: That keep going with this. This person wrote, I had

1129
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 3: to wear an eye patch one summer back when I

1130
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 3: was eighteen. One day, my little cousin saw it and

1131
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 3: asked what was underneath the patch, and I told them

1132
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 3: a tiny hand who he cried for two hours.

1133
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: That is wrong lyne to kids. I'm sorry. I know

1134
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 1: I'm a parent, but Lyne of kids is so fun.

1135
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 3: They just believe the trust is so.

1136
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: Deep in them.

1137
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 3: I could see Brooke doing a date night with her husband, like,

1138
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 3: you know what, let's go have dinner and lie to

1139
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 3: a bunch of kids. Yeah, I'm so romantic.

1140
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 5: The first time my little nephew ever got on my stream,

1141
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 5: he asked how many people are watching and there was

1142
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 5: like six, and I was like, I think we have

1143
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 5: about four hundred thousand right now, and he got.

1144
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 6: So quiet, and I realized like five minutes.

1145
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 5: Later, I had to tell him, wait, you know I'm kidding, right,

1146
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 5: but there's only five people watching it.

1147
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, okay, And he thought like he was

1148
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 3: viral on the fact that he believed that you had

1149
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 3: four hundred is. These are from a survey of one

1150
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 3: of the stupidest lies that people admit they've ever told before.

1151
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 3: This one says, I was at a dinner party I

1152
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 3: did not want to be at so at the table,

1153
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 3: I told everyone I was a steer wrestler in the rodeo,

1154
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 3: but I had to quit after I broke my ankle

1155
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 3: at the Texas Championshipah.

1156
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: I see, I see.

1157
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 3: I would have said after I broke the bulls ankle.

1158
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a better lie. I actually like that.

1159
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 3: And finally, this person says, when my family first moved

1160
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 3: to Nashville, when I was in fifth grade, I started

1161
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 3: telling everyone at my new school that Reba McIntyre was

1162
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 3: my aunt.

1163
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: Oh.

1164
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 6: I believe that in a heartbeat.

1165
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 3: That would only be cool in Nashville. Then one day

1166
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 3: I met her at a buffet. I felt so awkward,

1167
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 3: like she knew I had been lying. She's glaring at you.

1168
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 3: But I did get a photo and I used that

1169
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 3: as official proof with all my friends.

1170
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: I like how you felt so guilty.

1171
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 3: But then continue the lie text in seven eighty five

1172
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 3: nine to two, tell us about the craziest dumb lie

1173
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 3: that you ever told. We're gonna do your phone tap

1174
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 3: right after.

1175
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 7: This, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1176
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 3: We've got a return player, Tyler, who has an all

1177
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 3: time record of three five and three against you all time,

1178
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 3: But his three victories on this segment don't even matter

1179
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 3: to him. They don't because his biggest game show victory

1180
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 3: ever was when he won on the Wheel of Fortune,

1181
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 3: took home seventeen thousand dollars and a trip to Flint, Michigan. Sorry,

1182
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 3: the Caribbean. Caribbean, which wouldn't I always confused though to

1183
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 3: those two places, Tyler, welcome back on to the show.

1184
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.

1185
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 9: Guys.

1186
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 1: Did you take your trip?

1187
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 3: Yes, we did. That's so cool.

1188
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 1: Was the resort cool or do they put you up

1189
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: in like a motel six? You know what?

1190
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,919
Speaker 9: I mean like, yeah, oh no, they were cool.

1191
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 8: We got to stop at like four different ports, including

1192
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 8: Disney's Private Island, and we got unlimited drinks food for

1193
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 8: it was awesome.

1194
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's almost what you get for play.

1195
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, even though you've been one Fortune, you're

1196
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 3: way more excited to be on our game show. Right.

1197
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 3: Oh that's all that matters, right now, there we go.

1198
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'd like to buy a vowel sure that

1199
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: we'll be done.

1200
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 3: We will send you to Flint, Michigan if you win,

1201
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 3: So don't.

1202
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 2: Buy an egg.

1203
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 3: I know, okay buy and no, don't buy a's If

1204
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 3: you play Wheel of Fortune, Brooks leaving the studio and

1205
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 3: Tyler you know, the game works thirty seconds to answer

1206
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1207
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 3: you could say past, but you have to beat her

1208
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 3: outright to win? Are you ready?

1209
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 2: I'm ready?

1210
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 3: Good, look, my man, your time starts now. Johnny Cash

1211
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 3: was born on this day in nineteen thirty two. Was

1212
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 3: that his real name or stage name?

1213
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 9: Stage name?

1214
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 3: A Penta decagon is a shape with how many sides twelve?

1215
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 3: What is the study of fossils called archaelogie? Pharah Fawcet

1216
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 3: Kate Jackson and Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses to

1217
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 3: be featured in What seventies TV? Show? In Which decade

1218
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 3: did seat belts become mandatory in cars? How many dice

1219
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 3: are used in an official game of YACHTSI five speed

1220
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 3: demon Tyler blowing through those questions, Well done, Brooks coming

1221
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 3: back into the studio, Brook, Tyler was really fast.

1222
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,439
Speaker 1: I know he's already been chosen for like major game

1223
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 1: shows to get picked to go up. He's a big deal.

1224
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to have your stuff together, so be honest, Tyler.

1225
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 3: Do you ever brag to your friends whenever you beat Brook?

1226
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 3: Are you the humble winning type?

1227
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 2: I don't like the rag in front of people too much.

1228
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1229
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 1: Do you think does a better job hosting game shows?

1230
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: Pat Say Jack or Jeffrey de bo?

1231
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 2: I think Jeffery. He's got more personality and swaggle.

1232
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 3: Yeah I did. I did have that swaggle. Doctor has

1233
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 3: to check it out, though, so you probably to get

1234
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 3: that swagger. Yeah, that's why you're coughing. Let's have a

1235
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 3: Brook answer some questions here? You ready? Oh yeah, Broke clear?

1236
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 3: Good to go. It is your time starts now. Johnny

1237
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 3: Cash was born on this day in nineteen thirty two.

1238
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 3: Was that his real name or stage name?

1239
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: Real name?

1240
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 3: A pentadecagon is a shape with how many sides nine?

1241
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 3: What's the study of fossils called archaeology? Pharah Fawcet Caro,

1242
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 3: Kate Jackson, and Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses to

1243
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 3: all be featured in What's seventies.

1244
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: TV Showlie's Angels?

1245
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 3: In Which decade did seat belts become mandatory in cars?

1246
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: Eighties?

1247
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 3: How many dice are used in an official game of

1248
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 3: YACHTSI five? What drinks? Famous slogan assimbly?

1249
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, mountain dew. Oh yeah.

1250
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 3: Let's go to the scoreboard. It's just so terrible. Let's

1251
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 3: go to the answers and see how you did with Jose.

1252
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 6: Tyler.

1253
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 5: You've got a lot of questions and very impressive, but

1254
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 5: you only got one of those questions correct.

1255
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 1: Oh yikes?

1256
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 9: Boy?

1257
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, quantity not quality, I mean speed is the name

1258
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 3: here by Brook?

1259
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 1: Huh three corrects.

1260
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 3: It wasn't enough today, Tyler. All right, record goes to three,

1261
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 3: six and three all time. Let's go over the answers

1262
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 3: for everybody. Johnny Cash born on this day in nineteen

1263
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,919
Speaker 3: thirty two. That was his real given name, Johnny kassh cool.

1264
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 1: You can't have that much swagger without that being your

1265
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 1: real thoughts. Swaggle, swagglet, yaga.

1266
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 3: Swaggle too. Penza decagon is a shape with fifteen different

1267
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 3: size whoa pentas five ten fifteen. The study of fossils

1268
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 3: is called paleontology.

1269
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,480
Speaker 6: Ross from Friends would be so mad at you.

1270
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, archaeology is people farah fawcet.

1271
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 3: Kate Jackson and Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses on

1272
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 3: Charlie's Angels in the seventies. Seatbelts became mandatory in cars

1273
01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 3: in the nineteen sixties. Oh my household, there's five dice

1274
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 3: used an official game of yacht sie and oh yeah,

1275
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 3: who says, oh yeah, we'll break exactly.

1276
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 10: Sorry sorry, yeah, not right anyway, Tyler.

1277
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 3: Sorry, it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. But just

1278
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 3: we're playing. We're gonna give you a pair of tickets

1279
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 3: to see Cardi b Crazy, not hooking you up to

1280
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 3: go see her show at Climate Pledge Arena February twenty second.

1281
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 3: If you want to buy your tickets, they're on sale

1282
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 3: right now.

1283
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, now that you lost, what are

1284
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 1: you gonna do next.

1285
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 3: Drink? All right, Tyle, thanks for playing man. We'll have

1286
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 3: you back anytime. We're gonna be Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow,

1287
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 3: brook and Jeffrey in the morning.