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Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who regularly goes to visit

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Speaker 1: her sweet old grandpa at the retirement center. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: it's nice that she stops by so often. That also

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Speaker 1: makes her the prime suspect in a wild senior home

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Speaker 1: scandal that rocked the local elderly community. This is going

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Speaker 1: to be the first time she hears about it because

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Speaker 1: it's totally made up. Of course, that doesn't make it

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Speaker 1: any less shocking. It's your phone, sat right now. Mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm looking for Jessica.

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Speaker 2: This is Jessica.

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Speaker 3: Hi Jessica. My name's Betty Bangers. I'm one of the

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Speaker 3: assistants here at the Point senior facility where your grandpa resides.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is everything okay?

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, he's fine, no issues with his health. Actually good,

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Speaker 3: it's quite the opposite. He's more active than ever. That's good. Right. Well,

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you're understanding what I'm saying here.

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Speaker 3: He's more active than ever.

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Speaker 2: He's like going outside and like walking around too much.

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Speaker 3: Or we really hope he's not taking it outside yet. No,

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Speaker 3: this is definitely we'll say a bedroom activity.

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Speaker 2: What.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to let you know I'm speaking

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Speaker 3: for everyone in the nursing unit, and we would just

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Speaker 3: appreciate it so much. If you could stop what you're

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Speaker 3: doing because it's not aping.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: What, look, you can drop the act.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I really don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: I'll be more direct than okay. I need you to

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Speaker 3: stop delivering the little blue pills to your grandpa.

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Speaker 2: You've got to be joking, right, that's not really happening.

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Speaker 2: I'm not There's no blue pills.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of them, and he's getting them from somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Well, just the way, you know, I had no idea

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Speaker 2: that this was going on, and I'm a little shocked

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Speaker 2: to myself and I have nothing to do with it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you think I brought him the pills.

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Speaker 3: Because somebody is providing him with it, and you're the

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Speaker 3: only person who visits him on a regular basis.

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Speaker 2: So how do you even know that that's happening? Like,

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Speaker 2: are you walking in or how do you know?

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Speaker 3: I wish it was more private. He was in line

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Speaker 3: for dinner the other night, and let's just say he

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Speaker 3: had to take a couple of steps back from the

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Speaker 3: resident in front of him.

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Speaker 2: Oh, come on, now, that is that's not true.

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Speaker 3: It is true. I unfortunately witnessed it.

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Speaker 2: I am not sure what you want me to do

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Speaker 2: about this, because.

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Speaker 3: It's not a problem for everyone. His group of guy

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Speaker 3: friends gave him the nickname hammerhead ned what he seems

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Speaker 3: to like.

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Speaker 2: That I don't like. This is too much information for me.

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Speaker 3: That is well, I will say, even some of the

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Speaker 3: ladies don't mind. Oh my thought, poor Agnes Broker hit

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Speaker 3: plane shuffle board. But when the dog looked at her stop.

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Speaker 2: I do not want to hear that is my grandfather.

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Speaker 3: Agnes's family didn't want to hear it either. That was

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Speaker 3: a hard call for me to make.

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Speaker 2: I don't say anymore.

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Speaker 3: I have heard enough. Well, I do think you do

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Speaker 3: need to know this because your grandpa's been inquiring about

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Speaker 3: starting an only fans account.

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Speaker 2: There is no way that he's doing that. Does he

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Speaker 2: even know what OnlyFans is like? He is old.

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Speaker 3: Well, with all the new phones, the seniors nowadays much

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Speaker 3: more tech savvy. I mean, we had one go viral

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Speaker 3: on TikTok.

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Speaker 2: They figured out. Oh, I don't know. There's no way

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Speaker 2: he doesn't know how to use TikTok or only fans.

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Speaker 2: He can't even use Facebook, he has trouble texting.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think you may want to revisit that because

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Speaker 3: we're also getting so many calls from other female seniors

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Speaker 3: who don't even live here. They just want to meet

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Speaker 3: and greet with good old Ned.

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Speaker 2: That is unacceptable. You need to do something about it.

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Speaker 3: Again, We've tried, so we really need you to do something.

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Speaker 2: What the hell am I supposed to do about it?

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Speaker 3: I mean, do you know the show Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning. They're on the radio.

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Speaker 2: What does Dad have to do with anything?

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Speaker 3: Well, you should tell them about it so they can

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Speaker 3: print call his granddaughter. Oh wait, that's you.

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's all a joke.

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Speaker 2: Do you even know my grandpa was there? I can't

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Speaker 2: bullieve your.

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Speaker 3: Sister Dana set you up. She says you two are

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Speaker 3: planning to visit Grandpa this weekend and she wanted to

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Speaker 3: freak you out.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yep, Well I'm totally freaked out, and

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Speaker 2: you put an image in my head that I never

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Speaker 2: ever want to see again.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you can't deny hammer head Ned he's a real

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Speaker 3: ladies man around here.

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Speaker 2: No, no call him that ever. A gottess so gross.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he wants you to be on only fans

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Speaker 3: with him, though you know he needs some younger bodies

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Speaker 3: to spice things up.

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Speaker 2: That's going into some areas that I don't even want

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Speaker 2: to think about.

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Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with Tad weekday mornings on the Twenties,

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,