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Speaker 1: Hey guys, I'm Kailie Shure and this is too much

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Speaker 1: I usually do it either the day before I recorded

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Speaker 1: the day of kind of flying by the seat of

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Speaker 1: was going through some journal injuries to try to find

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Speaker 1: like something I had a very strong opinion about, and

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Speaker 1: I saw the word closure, and I immediately was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I have so many opinions on this,

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Speaker 1: and uh, I can talk forever. So we'll try to

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Speaker 1: keep it short and sweet. But moral of the story.

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Speaker 1: The episode is called Unicorns, Fairies, Enclosure because closure is

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Speaker 1: about as real as unicorns and fairies. Honestly, I think

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Speaker 1: closure does. Endings are under a whelming I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you really look back, I want everybody who's listening right

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Speaker 1: now to think about one of the big endings in

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Speaker 1: your life, whether it's you know, losing a job or

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Speaker 1: graduating or I don't know, your last summer at summer camp.

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Speaker 1: That one was actually a really like a big one

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Speaker 1: for me. And obviously relationships and they don't end the

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Speaker 1: day they end, So how do you call it an ending? Really?

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Speaker 1: I there's there's some movie and I can't remember what

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Speaker 1: it is, but it's like nothing ever ends. Really. That's

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Speaker 1: a quote from it, and it's so true. It sounds nonsensical,

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Speaker 1: much more than the day it ends and whatever they

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Speaker 1: said to tell you why, or whatever you said to

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Speaker 1: tell them why. And it's a lot like when you

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Speaker 1: finish a TV show that you've been really invested in

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Speaker 1: the characters and you loved it, it comforted you, it

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Speaker 1: was present for a lot of your life. It was

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Speaker 1: something you laughed at, left with. And sometimes you watch

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Speaker 1: a TV show for eight years. I mean, I've been

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Speaker 1: watching Game of Thrones since I was in high school,

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Speaker 1: and when it ended, I got no closure from that.

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Speaker 1: I got a complete like everything I thought about the

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Speaker 1: show was wrong, all my theories were wrong. One of

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Speaker 1: avoid spoilers, but like, honestly, if you haven't watched Game

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Speaker 1: of Thrones by now, like just get over it. You're

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Speaker 1: going to hear stuff on the internet, but like it

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Speaker 1: was just really not It didn't even feel like an

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Speaker 1: but when I get really attached to a TV show,

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Speaker 1: that's what happens. I hated the ending to Lost. That

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Speaker 1: was some of the biggest horses ship I've ever had

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Speaker 1: And I really hated the ending to How I Met

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Speaker 1: Your Mother because you're like, the point was that that

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Speaker 1: was just it was stupid. Anyways, one piece of visual

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Speaker 1: media that does have an incredible, perfect ending is Palm Springs,

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Speaker 1: which has the mother from How I Met Your Mother.

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Speaker 1: She's a star in it with Andy Sandberg and it's

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Speaker 1: just wonderful. So if you're looking for some closure and

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Speaker 1: else because you're going to be hard pressed to find closure.

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Speaker 1: It's such a thing for you know, you're talking to

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Speaker 1: your ex, you're texting, and you're like, let's get coffee,

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Speaker 1: or he's like, can you come over? I have some

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Speaker 1: going over for closure? Ma'am? Nobody has ever gone over

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Speaker 1: for closure and sweatpants ever, And if you have, tweet

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Speaker 1: me and I will happily be wrong, but I'm willing

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Speaker 1: to bet then no one has ever gone over to

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Speaker 1: guilty of that too. I have a song. There's a

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Speaker 1: But he was very just theatrical and dramatic and tortured

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Speaker 1: it's just the wrong relationship, which I think is a

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Speaker 1: every day and have this like you know, escalated thing.

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Speaker 1: And I could do an entire episode on this, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: do about Funck is like it's so versatile, like you

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Speaker 1: my Twitter dot com page that swearing more is a

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Speaker 1: sign of intelligence. Yeah, like like very intelligent people swear more.

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Speaker 1: And that's obviously not at all across the board, but

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Speaker 1: better about my negative I Change reviews. So anyways, I'll

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Speaker 1: see you guys next Wednesday. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: tuning in. I hope you're all having a great week.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kayleie Shore and this is too much to say,

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Speaker 1: so say I'll turn it out of you. Yeah,