Speaker 1: Bar and bought Mitzvah's. If your kids go to schools
Speaker 1: that have a significant or even not so significant population
Speaker 1: of Jewish children, they're going through the bar and bought
Speaker 1: Mitzvah circuit. Let me explain to you what that circuit is.
Speaker 1: So the Christians win with Christmas. The Jews, the Jews,
Speaker 1: and I'm Jewish, I'm allowed to say it, but Jewish people,
Speaker 1: just the Jews have not done well with Hannekah Harry,
Speaker 1: the Hanukah bush, the dradle, the guilt, the eight days
Speaker 1: of this presence, like we don't understand what's going on.
Speaker 1: It feels like piecemeals, like a bunch of small gifts
Speaker 1: versus something good. You know, the Jewish population really has
Speaker 1: not been able to keep up with Christmas, Santa Claus
Speaker 1: like one tree, one amazing exciting day, the sleigh the
Speaker 1: night before, like the Spectacle. It's always like an add
Speaker 1: on at at Radio City, like when they did did
Speaker 1: you know at the end they do like the Hanaka portion,
Speaker 1: It's just always like a throwaway. Let me tell you what.
Speaker 1: The Jews have really really botched the December holiday program.
Speaker 1: Christmas just wins. It just wins from a marketing standpoint.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about religious background, I'm not talking about meaning.
Speaker 1: While the Jews have really screwed up the marketing of
Speaker 1: Hanaka Hanaka Harry Men Shawn a bench copying you know,
Speaker 1: elf on a shell. Just Jewish people have taken over Hollywood.
Speaker 1: They can't find a marketing company to bring Hanaka into
Speaker 1: the forefront. But let me tell you what the Jews
Speaker 1: have mastered. This bar and bot Mitzvah tour that goes
Speaker 1: on in schools. It goes on six and seventh grade.
Speaker 1: It's like the American Idol tour, okay, where you almost
Speaker 1: want to put your child in a Jewish school for
Speaker 1: this the whole program. Okay, Yes it has religious meaning.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a coming of age, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a birthright like a religious coming of age. Um. Great,
Speaker 1: But what it really is it's a day for kids
Speaker 1: to have nightclub parties on Saturday nights. So everybody in
Speaker 1: the grade goes to a nightclub. It's a disco like
Speaker 1: a DJ and and and ship popping in the air,
Speaker 1: and they're getting decked out. Some people are taking their
Speaker 1: outfits in their bags because their parents can't see what
Speaker 1: they're gonna wear. They're going to studio before every Saturday night,
Speaker 1: and the parents win short of the process of having
Speaker 1: to drop them off and pick them up. The parents
Speaker 1: are winning because you've Saturday night, your kid is done.
Speaker 1: They have had a social event. It has been New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve every Saturday night. The next morning they're exhausted
Speaker 1: getting up late. You get half the day to yourself.
Speaker 1: Saturday night you can do whatever the funk you want,
Speaker 1: watch whatever TV you want. You don't Saturday day they're
Speaker 1: getting ready half the day. You don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about play dates and activities. It's just it's just a
Speaker 1: it's just a great social scam that really you can
Speaker 1: work the system. I said to Britain and to some
Speaker 1: of her friends at school, I said, go make friends
Speaker 1: with kids the grade before you go make friends with
Speaker 1: kids younger. Because I want this program the whole next year.
Speaker 1: I want the Botton Bar and Boton Misfa circuit. I
Speaker 1: want the Christians to get on this. I want there
Speaker 1: to be thirteen year old parties like you know they
Speaker 1: have Keen Signet's. I want I want the Christmas I
Speaker 1: want the Christian social program to call it what we
Speaker 1: want Figure it out, figure it out. What do you know?
Speaker 1: It's first its first communion is what when you're like seven? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the confirmation, I think, but it's not that cool and popular.
Speaker 1: I don't know. All I know is that Christians need
Speaker 1: to get a Saturday night holiday because these kids, you
Speaker 1: won't have to see him for a Saturday for the
Speaker 1: rest for for the fucking no. Actually no, the Jews
Speaker 1: have have six and seventh grade cover. Let's let's let
Speaker 1: the Christians take eighth grade. Whatever it is. These kids
Speaker 1: go to a non alcohol well actually they are selling alcohol.
Speaker 1: They are selling out serving alcohol to the adults. It's
Speaker 1: just this program where I watch this and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: someone started this scam. It's like, well, well the Jews
Speaker 1: invent to camp too. Catholic kids. Christian kids don't go
Speaker 1: to camp in the summer. Jews came up with this
Speaker 1: freaking scam where they're like, here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna send this the clock strikes summer. We're shipping
Speaker 1: our kids on a bus on a plane. We don't
Speaker 1: give a ship on a rickshaw. These kids are going
Speaker 1: on a horse and drawn wagon on a bus. We
Speaker 1: don't give a good funk. He they're getting there, they're going,
Speaker 1: we're dropping them off. It's party time. We'll see you
Speaker 1: in August. We're marketing this as a cultural, independent, amazing experience.
Speaker 1: We don't really care what it actually is because we're home.
Speaker 1: You guys are hoarding candied, you know, in sleeping bags,
Speaker 1: you know, going down rivers and doing whatever you're doing.
Speaker 1: We're home whooping it up. Women in the hand having
Speaker 1: affairs with their tennis instructors. They'd never be able to
Speaker 1: get away with with these kids at home. The husbands
Speaker 1: are in the city working while they're out there. Like
Speaker 1: this camp scam. It's a whole thing. It's like the
Speaker 1: bot Mitzvah scam, but for the whole summer. I am
Speaker 1: not a camp mom my daughter goes to camp mommy.
Speaker 1: We're together every day. We go on the boats, we
Speaker 1: go on the paddle boards, we do the whole thing.
Speaker 1: But it's more exhausting. I will tell you that it's
Speaker 1: more exhausting. But if you know many people have worked
Speaker 1: that camp scamp, and you know those parents, you see them.
Speaker 1: I just drop the kids off from camp. You don't
Speaker 1: see them sobbing. Like the kids went to college. They
Speaker 1: are ready to go. They got the tassels on the titties,
Speaker 1: they got the half top chain link, ready to go
Speaker 1: out because they are free for the summer. That's something
Speaker 1: Jews invented. So this is why when I think about
Speaker 1: Christmas and Hanukah, I just think it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: They've worked every other system, they can't work that one.
Speaker 1: Kendall's on here. She's telling me her parents got to
Speaker 1: pay her and she's in the Adirondex. That's a scam.
Speaker 1: Like they're acting like, well, yes, it's great, you'll be independent,
Speaker 1: you'll see other children's body parts. You'll learn so much
Speaker 1: when you're like getting mosquito bites and lice and ticks
Speaker 1: and all the ship in the bunk. We're going to
Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower and we're eating Coco van and duck
Speaker 1: a larage and k Royal's for the whole summer. Enjoy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what a scam. That's the scam of all scams. It's great.
Speaker 1: So I have a good staff that we understand each
Speaker 1: other and we have like a good dynamic, and sometimes
Speaker 1: we talk about people that haven't worked out here and
Speaker 1: why And one of the things that we all share
Speaker 1: is that We're not big on a lot of four
Speaker 1: play like and if you make it here, you learned
Speaker 1: that even if in the beginning you want to like
Speaker 1: be part of the group and like talk about how
Speaker 1: the sausage gets made. We you know, we get things done,
Speaker 1: like we all do. We have a there's a whole
Speaker 1: team in every area that you can imagine, um, and
Speaker 1: we get things done. But it could be like there's
Speaker 1: a team that's on my podcast. Here, I have a
Speaker 1: team that helps through social media. I've got my assistance,
Speaker 1: I've got you know, brand people. There's like it's not
Speaker 1: a million people. But I'm just saying we have a
Speaker 1: tight team and everyone gets their own ship done. But
Speaker 1: what doesn't happen is everyone need to hold each other's
Speaker 1: hand and tell everybody what they're doing. Right. So I
Speaker 1: had this problem today and I was going running up
Speaker 1: against this and I thought this, but I don't know
Speaker 1: what I wanted to talk to you. No, we're not
Speaker 1: doing that here. We do things differently. Here. It's a
Speaker 1: proprietary formula called we don't care how the sausage gets made.
Speaker 1: If you really bump up against a roadblock or hit
Speaker 1: a dead end, then come to us, because You've just
Speaker 1: tried every key on the chain and it won't open.
Speaker 1: But we're not interested in holding hand, singing Kumbaya and
Speaker 1: working the problem through. We like to divide and conquer.
Speaker 1: We're not big on for play. We like the main act.
Speaker 1: Do you understand? We don't like small talk. We like
Speaker 1: big talk. You feel me also throwing my one of
Speaker 1: my assistants under the bus. Young women are living on TikTok.
Speaker 1: By the way I say, I don't okay, I like
Speaker 1: a Picasso ten times a day. Guilty is charge, and
Speaker 1: I'm more guilty because I'm over fifty. So let's just
Speaker 1: say that. But I'm gonna take a caveat because I
Speaker 1: use it for my social meds. A word I made up,
Speaker 1: A word I made up. It hasn't caught on except
Speaker 1: for within my own staff. And I'm fine with that
Speaker 1: because I don't need it to. But I'll say it's
Speaker 1: at the level. It's not at the level. I say
Speaker 1: these things and then they become like things on social meds.
Speaker 1: But one of my assistants said, at least at least
Speaker 1: nine times in one day, slay and then adding other
Speaker 1: words that's a slay. No, no, you are now now
Speaker 1: you're on a slate. Now you can't say slay at all,
Speaker 1: like you punished. Yes, so she whispered to my daughter
Speaker 1: and said that the slay, but she knew she was
Speaker 1: like gonna be in the in the quiet, like in
Speaker 1: the time out corner. Like, no, we can't overuse TikTok words.
Speaker 1: We can't say what are the other ones? Let's talk
Speaker 1: about TikTok annoying words, the ones that bother me. Like
Speaker 1: people the word moist bothers them. Grow the funk up.
Speaker 1: It's the only way to describe something like that's like,
Speaker 1: you know that's moist, So find another word, tender moist.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but I'll tell you
Speaker 1: the words that annoy me. I'm going in with with
Speaker 1: the makeup like everyone copying everyone's words. First, I'm going
Speaker 1: in with like it's just it's the lingo that's become
Speaker 1: the new corporate douche speak. Okay, going in with what's
Speaker 1: another one? It's giving? We could say it once in
Speaker 1: a while, but like every minute it's giving. It's giving.
Speaker 1: Walking in like, what are other things people are saying?
Speaker 1: Right in? Let me know? Because certain lingo I don't
Speaker 1: know why it bothers me. Um like, I don't mind,
Speaker 1: like get ready with me. That's just sort of an
Speaker 1: action that people are doing. But like going in everyone
Speaker 1: is like, it's just and it's funny because um I
Speaker 1: eat Cavier. I like Cavier. There's an influencer on TikTok
Speaker 1: that is very famous for doing caviar and she's done
Speaker 1: really well and she is a business and and so
Speaker 1: I made like this chip caviar post and someone's like,
Speaker 1: it's giving Danielle, it's giving Danielle. I'm like, okay. So
Speaker 1: Danielle is very popular for caviar and done an amazing
Speaker 1: job and made caviar a more mainstream. Um I have
Speaker 1: eaten caviar this summer. I could call my lawyer and
Speaker 1: show the receipts from when I was at caviar roos
Speaker 1: and aid a caviar stuff to baked potato. I live
Speaker 1: under the covers, like worried about posting that because someone's like,
Speaker 1: you carry cobby this person. Then I thought to myself,
Speaker 1: what the fund is everybody doing on TikTok. Where did
Speaker 1: everybody get this lingo? It's giving? Going in with they
Speaker 1: made that up. Everybody says that's hot. It's giving Christian Siriano.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's what did he say? Hot mess? Hot
Speaker 1: mess is giving Christian Siriano, that's hot, as parasulted. It
Speaker 1: all started sucking somewhere. So it's just funny that, like
Speaker 1: you do a video and now you know everybody what
Speaker 1: Emily Marco made the tuna? Uh what I'm what I'm
Speaker 1: thting that is tip TikTok is an app for copycats.
Speaker 1: It's what it's literally about. But you should give credit
Speaker 1: to creators if you're like, if you're copying what they're doing.
Speaker 1: I do agree with that, but that that's like the
Speaker 1: wild Wild West, because once it becomes a popular thing,
Speaker 1: Like if I say that's hot, now it's been around
Speaker 1: for so long, I don't credit Paris. If I say,
Speaker 1: here comes this person and their bag of bullshit, I
Speaker 1: do credit Cathy Griffin because she did say that, and
Speaker 1: it's more uh nuance. But Paris Hilton said that's hot
Speaker 1: first you heard it here. That's a fact, and Christian
Speaker 1: Siriano said that's a hot mess. But I do say
Speaker 1: that and not credit them, because once things really become
Speaker 1: part of the vernacular, you're not crediting the main person,
Speaker 1: and that's a rant