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Speaker 1: So the Christians win with Christmas. The Jews, the Jews,

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Speaker 1: and I'm Jewish, I'm allowed to say it, but Jewish people,

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Speaker 1: just the Jews have not done well with Hannekah Harry,

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Speaker 1: It feels like piecemeals, like a bunch of small gifts

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Speaker 1: Christmas just wins. It just wins from a marketing standpoint.

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about religious background, I'm not talking about meaning.

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Speaker 1: While the Jews have really screwed up the marketing of

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Speaker 1: Hanaka Hanaka Harry Men Shawn a bench copying you know,

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Speaker 1: They can't find a marketing company to bring Hanaka into

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Speaker 1: It's like the American Idol tour, okay, where you almost

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Speaker 1: But what it really is it's a day for kids

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Speaker 1: it's just a great social scam that really you can

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Speaker 1: I want the Botton Bar and Boton Misfa circuit. I

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Speaker 1: for so long, I don't credit Paris. If I say,

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Speaker 1: here comes this person and their bag of bullshit, I

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Speaker 1: do credit Cathy Griffin because she did say that, and

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Speaker 1: it's more uh nuance. But Paris Hilton said that's hot

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Speaker 1: first you heard it here. That's a fact, and Christian

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Speaker 1: Siriano said that's a hot mess. But I do say

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Speaker 1: that and not credit them, because once things really become

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Speaker 1: part of the vernacular, you're not crediting the main person,

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Speaker 1: and that's a rant