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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast.

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Represents show what are my googling today? They

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Speaker 1: one of March Florida man is trending. Okay, So if

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Speaker 1: you google Florida man and your birthday the year, just

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Speaker 1: the mon mid day February three, okay, right, and look

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Speaker 1: at all like the crimes that were committed that you

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Speaker 1: tell us what crime was committed on on February three?

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Speaker 1: Of any doesn't metal. The whole basis is that the

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Speaker 1: craziest stories come out of Florida, which we talked about

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Speaker 1: every day. There's a crime. So Florida nine. So mine

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Speaker 1: is March. What is it? March twenty nine? So Florida

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Speaker 1: Florida man kills parents. I don't know. Hold on Florida.

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Speaker 1: There's a come I didn't put in the Florida man

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Speaker 1: killed parents, brother after being kicked out over theft of

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Speaker 1: had the three craziest fucking headlines for mine. Florida man

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Speaker 1: who had sex with dolphins says it was seduced. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: here's another one. They are horny animals. Squirrel attacks Florida man.

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Speaker 1: Rodent was raised by neighbor. This one said, Florida man

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Speaker 1: arrested after plotting to rape a three year old girl down.

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Speaker 1: You really had a sat That was one of those.

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Speaker 1: Bring it back up again with this one. Man and

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Speaker 1: two man and two women in relationship accused of well,

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Speaker 1: we're not strong readers. The words it cuts off and

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Speaker 1: mine while you're having January Florida man jan Florida man

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Speaker 1: thinks he's stealing painkillers, ends up with over the counter laxatives.

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Speaker 1: Florida man behind bars after stealing what he thought will

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Speaker 1: hide your code on pills, but which turned out to

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Speaker 1: be over the counter laxative. Is not powerful enough to

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Speaker 1: do anything. Oh here, here's that word. Florida man and

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Speaker 1: two women in relationship accused of incest. I'm December thirteen,

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Speaker 1: So I have two that are really interesting, one says

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that I don't know too deep into it.

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Speaker 1: And then the other one is Florida man comes home

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Speaker 1: to find dear destroying bathroom. Why why is it Florida man? Why?

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Speaker 1: Because because let's try, let's try. Everything happens in Florida.

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Speaker 1: The most crazy stories come out of Florida. Like I

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Speaker 1: was listening to a story from St. Augustine about two

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Speaker 1: days ago where a man went into Walmart and stole

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Speaker 1: the claw machine. Florida. I got another one on my

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Speaker 1: birthday January, Florida man jailed forty one days over two

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Speaker 1: grams of cocaine. Turns out it was just laundry detergent.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I remember that story. Yeah, says It

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Speaker 1: says he was arrested for having a huge amount of

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Speaker 1: white powdery substance in his van. First of all, don't

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Speaker 1: only yes he got off. You know what's funny, You're

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Speaker 1: right if you look up Florida man, it's all these

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Speaker 1: crazy stories. If you put in something like Kentucky man

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Speaker 1: and the same thing, here's the here's the headline, Kentucky

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Speaker 1: officer killed police searching for a man who fled. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're trying that. It doesn't work with other states. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't not as crazy. Florida's got that crazy. Everybody knows.

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Speaker 1: I mean again, I grew up in Florida, and we

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Speaker 1: know why. What is it about Florida? Jan Florida man

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Speaker 1: digs an underground tunnel to attempt to rob a bank.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. A lot of stuff happened on my birthday Florida. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I think that the reason that it's crazy in

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Speaker 1: think there's a lot of things. I think one, when

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Speaker 1: it's a perfect storm. It's a perfect storm down there.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's a great show on MTV. They Dragged

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Speaker 1: the Shark. The people from the show like Dragged the

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Speaker 1: everybody's stories best Florida man headlines. These are what let

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Speaker 1: me ask a question, what have I been googling that?

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Speaker 1: The ad that just popped up in big letters on

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Speaker 1: help you with that. Oh my god. Florida man headlines

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Speaker 1: a four year old Indian, crashes stolen car. Florida man

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Speaker 1: Now you're Florida. I just googled best Florida man headlines.

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Speaker 1: That one. I don't see him here my birthday again.

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Speaker 1: Man reportedly calls hundred times because he just wanted to

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Speaker 1: Florida man robs Gainesville restaurant at fingerpoint. Charged with arm robbery.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear. Florida man appears to vape

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Speaker 1: He collected the sample I don't know, and then had

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Speaker 1: that we use enough. And I'm happy about it. Jack

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Speaker 1: you lit? Okay? Oh yeah? A Florida man allegedly vapes

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Speaker 1: the video. I'm gonna find it. If anyone else wants

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Speaker 1: why why? Why? Just I'm just trying to do this

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Speaker 1: I'm not a Tony, I don't look like when you

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Speaker 1: Tony because your father's Tony. My father is Tony Jr.

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Speaker 1: No I'm I'm the third, but I'm Anthony. I've been Anthony,

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Speaker 1: I've never ever been until father upset that you may

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Speaker 1: first name is David. Someone calls him Dave. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: My dad called me Danny. To be honest, people would

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Speaker 1: call me Danny's make that proclamation right now, Danielle Danny Danny.

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Speaker 1: You're you're going to be known as Danielle slash Danny.

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Speaker 1: Go off. You can't change that. There's no like in

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Speaker 1: my name, but I like the way it spelled Danny.

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Speaker 1: What about you, Garrett? You get Gary, I get Gary

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Speaker 1: a lot. So yeah, well that's that's a whole another issue. Um,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, no, it's what's your name? Garrett? Oh Gary?

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Speaker 1: So people are so lazy they stop listening halfway through

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Speaker 1: my name where they don't hear there the writ they

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Speaker 1: hear Garrett, and then just assume that there's a lie there.

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Speaker 1: So it's it's always Gary, No Garrett, Gary, right, Garrett.

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Speaker 1: When I introduced myself for if using my last name only,

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Speaker 1: I'll say, hey, I'm scary, like security security security, I

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Speaker 1: just love, I love. Your name is not sc a

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Speaker 1: r y scary, it's scier ear ear. But people you

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Speaker 1: got hi my name is scary. You do look scary.

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Speaker 1: When I first met him, every single person, Oh that's scary.

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Speaker 1: That's really not nice that you let people say that

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Speaker 1: about you. I think the worst offense ever, And I

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Speaker 1: wish there wasn't a way to like find people are

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Speaker 1: just never right back to them. When somebody emails me,

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Speaker 1: you have emailed me, You see my name in the email,

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Speaker 1: and then they still spell it wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: everyone goes it's g h A n DA. Did they

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Speaker 1: fix her name on the board yet, Yes, I think

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Speaker 1: they did. Yeah, why was it wrong on this? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So and then we have an audio console with had

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Speaker 1: the microphones and under the microphone has a digital read

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Speaker 1: out of the person's name. So Gandhi's microphone. Well it's

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Speaker 1: spelled g A n d H. I that that's proper.

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Speaker 1: Why wasn't wrong? Oh yeah? When when she first started

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Speaker 1: said Gandolf, I would take Gandolf over g h A

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Speaker 1: and d. I. I just made a gandolff sounds badass?

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Speaker 1: Is a cool name? Change it? I like Gandhi too?

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Speaker 1: Was all right, we're not gandolf cool? Did you haven't?

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Speaker 1: Did you guys have names when you were kids that

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Speaker 1: you wanted to have like I did. I wanted my

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Speaker 1: name to be Katina Chataru. So I used to watch it.

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Speaker 1: I used to watch a cartoon. I used to watch

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Speaker 1: car in Japanese. I don't know, but I used to

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Speaker 1: watch a cartoon called the ThunderCats. Remember Taro was this

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Speaker 1: really cool, like um like lionist type of a thing.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, Taro, that's such a cool, badass.

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Speaker 1: And then one of my favorite teachers had the name

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Speaker 1: I think Katina, so I wanted to be Katina Chitaro

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Speaker 1: and my mother said no, I will start telling you

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Speaker 1: that Danny Danny Naro were I think we're all done here. Tony,

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Speaker 1: good job. Fifteen minute morning show