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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis represents fifteen minute morning show. It's the five

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Speaker 1: minute podcast. Yeah, we're busy, we got stuff going on.

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Speaker 1: There in the corner is Dennis. He's hello, I've told

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Speaker 1: you not to put me on. I'm officially invited. The

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Speaker 1: reason why we're doing just a five minute podcast is

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Speaker 1: we do have a lot of ship to get to.

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Speaker 1: Yes we do. But here for five minutes, it's Scary

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Speaker 1: and Gandhi and Dennis Clark, there's Froggy, and there's Garrett,

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Speaker 1: there's Scotty b and there's Danielle and straight Nate and

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Speaker 1: failed in his job today and I didn't fail. We will.

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Speaker 1: Can we explain it on Friday? Or should we explain

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Speaker 1: it now? We don't do a podcast. Okay, I'll explain

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Speaker 1: it now. So we invited Megan the Stallion to be

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Speaker 1: on the show with us. So we recorded the interview

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Speaker 1: today that runs Friday. Friday is the day her album

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Speaker 1: is being released. Yes, so I kept telling Nate the producer,

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Speaker 1: let Megan the Stallion know that it's Friday. Pretend it's Friday.

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Speaker 1: So if the album's out, then we should be able

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Speaker 1: to talk about what's on the album, but he never

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Speaker 1: told me. When I speak now, her publicist was on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Megan was next to him, said okay, just

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Speaker 1: to just to clarify, this is running on Friday, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, correct, But she talked as if I

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Speaker 1: didn't have to say it because he said she. However,

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Speaker 1: she talked as if the album wasn't out yet and

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Speaker 1: she couldn't talk about the other stars. We have a

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Speaker 1: Judge crotch on this. I am Judge Crotch, and you

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Speaker 1: were the way Gandhi phrase the question, you'll see it Friday, okay,

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Speaker 1: lead Meg to answer the question in a fashion responsive

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Speaker 1: to that question all I told you to do? No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no, he's talking about all I said. All

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Speaker 1: I said was tell Megan, pretend it's Friday. And you

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Speaker 1: never did, because they said I asked you did, But

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Speaker 1: you were doing that thing that Lisa does, like I'll

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Speaker 1: be on the phone with a business and I'm like

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Speaker 1: talking to them and she's like, ask him this, ask

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Speaker 1: him that, hey, tell him this, tell him that I'm

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Speaker 1: like I can't listen to them, and you from I

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Speaker 1: told him before. Okay, let's move on, and what you

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Speaker 1: did he getting stressed now because the hats off here

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Speaker 1: comes in here on your hand, was the publicist saying.

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Speaker 1: And this is running on Friday, right, Yeah, we're moving on.

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Speaker 1: But why am I being crucifying because I asked you

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Speaker 1: to do something you wouldn't do? Can we talk about

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Speaker 1: your hair? Sure? What do you want to talk about?

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Speaker 1: Don't I already gets stressed so that his fingers will

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Speaker 1: start going through and he'll have big hair by the

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Speaker 1: end of the pard. You know I have you see

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Speaker 1: that bad Dan Driffin there, I have like the scalps siasis. Alright,

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Speaker 1: let's go to daniel experience. Experience today is I need

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Speaker 1: to go to Targets. They have new Halloween shirts out

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Speaker 1: Target to stock up because they sell out quick, so

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Speaker 1: I need to make sure I get there to get them.

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Speaker 1: And I also heard a Spirit Halloween store might be

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Speaker 1: opening in my neighborhood today, a soft open that nobody

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Speaker 1: knows about. So I'm going to sneak over there. And

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Speaker 1: no one owns Halloween more than danielle Man. I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: She's so excited her favorite holiday, even more than Christmas. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: uh and Garrett, Yes, any thoughts I'm working on my

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Speaker 1: pelvis today. What I learned that my pelvis has been

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Speaker 1: miss aligned for years because show us your pelvis exercise.

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Speaker 1: It's all all on the ground like it's it's a lot. Okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: what do you do? Like you got to you gotta

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Speaker 1: do a lot of bridget so it looks like you're

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Speaker 1: a hump in the air. Yeah, one in, one leg

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Speaker 1: out like that like that. Yeah. Should I hover over

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Speaker 1: you if you wanted to, if you want to help

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Speaker 1: out stretch. But so I've been standing wrong, like I've

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Speaker 1: been leaning to to my right side a lot. So

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Speaker 1: after I got home from my trip from Greece and

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Speaker 1: sat on the plane, my pelvis was misaligned. Now, Scotty

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Speaker 1: b has been the gross one on the show today.

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Speaker 1: He wore flip flops in New York City, which is

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Speaker 1: the most nasty thing. Man, is just disgusted, not dirty.

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Speaker 1: It smells fresh, powdered. Even if you lived in a

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Speaker 1: clean town, you shouldn't wear. So, Dennis Clark, any thoughts

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Speaker 1: from you today? It's all right? Just everybody, how are

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Speaker 1: we glorious week of heat? And so? Anyway, aren't we

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Speaker 1: glad that I think the heat wave broke today? Yeah, God.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry to be the weather man here, but

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Speaker 1: it's a big news story for me today. Wrong. How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm good. I have to remember yesterday

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Speaker 1: when I told you how I catch my dogs going

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom in the bag, so I have to

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Speaker 1: pick it up, and you asked me to video that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I had a I had a malfunction and got some

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Speaker 1: on my phone. I dropped my phone in it, so

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Speaker 1: I gotta go today. I gotta try to do it again. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's or Scottie's foot right, the same thing. I'm nauseous.

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Speaker 1: I'm so nauseous, nauseated, nauseated. I think it's nausea. Wow. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I justn't nauseated. It's weird. I have I have a

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Speaker 1: thing with other dogs poop. I have no problem touching

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Speaker 1: my dog's poop. Uh No, we haven't gone to Gandi.

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Speaker 1: I am going to be thoroughly cleaning my entire left

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Speaker 1: leg because Scotty's gross little foot touched it like twice.

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Speaker 1: He was terrorizing people with this foot. And I've heard

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Speaker 1: that this is a thing he does, because I was

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Speaker 1: shown a video of Sam being passed out on the

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Speaker 1: floor drunk and his toe touching her. Disgusting Scott sting.

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Speaker 1: You see obviously you know he's discussing. Otherwise you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be putting your toes. No, No, Sam has a problem

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Speaker 1: with feet, so I was messing with her. We all do. Finally, scary,

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Speaker 1: what do you think? Well, I'm trying to think of

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Speaker 1: a plan B for dinner tonight because I forgot to

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Speaker 1: defrust the package of chicken thighs before I came here today.

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Speaker 1: So now I'm screwed in my days in flux becuse

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Speaker 1: I really wanted those chicken thighs. When you go home

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Speaker 1: at four o'clock, chicken ties, chicken ties will tall out

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Speaker 1: in like three hours. Yeah, you gotta put them. You

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Speaker 1: gotta go from the freezer to the fridge. You don't

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Speaker 1: go from freezer to room temperature. You can do that

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Speaker 1: if you have to. So can I go ahead and

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Speaker 1: talk about my eye? Can you? Can you zoom in

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Speaker 1: my eye? I've been sort of hiding from the camera

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Speaker 1: for a few days because I had a wreck with

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Speaker 1: a a pool step. It came out of nowhere. I

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Speaker 1: don't open my eyes under water anyway. It started up here,

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Speaker 1: but then how came it starts bruising down here because

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Speaker 1: I didn't hit here. I'm not a doctor. I'll say this.

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Speaker 1: It looks a lot worse on camera and in the

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Speaker 1: zoom room than it does when I'm actually looking at you.

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Speaker 1: It's probably gonna trance. It looks like a scar, which

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Speaker 1: a scar here, but it's like the black and blue

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Speaker 1: on the inside of the eye. That were the bloods pulling.

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Speaker 1: I think the bloods pulling on the Are you in

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Speaker 1: a secret fight club? That's me? See the other guy? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's dead. Anyway, So we really didn't have a lot

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Speaker 1: of content today, and we have to run because we

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Speaker 1: have a meeting with Dennis. I wish you'd stay with us.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good meeting though. We're kind of

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Speaker 1: excited anyway, have a beautiful day. By bye. Have you

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Speaker 1: watch out for those pills steps fifteen minute Morning Show