Speaker 1: I would like my eggs to be out there in
Speaker 1: the world and be a child one day. I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that would like your eggs. Well, look,
Speaker 1: I'm fun, I'm flirty, i am great, I'm sporty, I'm athletic.
Speaker 1: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: We're Back, We're Back. I feel like I just got
Speaker 1: a text before we did this. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: think positively. I feel like my kid is sick every
Speaker 1: other week.
Speaker 2: He's not. That's me being dramatic, but it's like.
Speaker 1: Damn, but this whole kid thing where they just have
Speaker 1: like a runny nose all the time, and like here
Speaker 1: I am panicking because I'm about to leave for a week,
Speaker 1: thinking great now he's going to get freaking the flu. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we're not gonna do We're not gonna leap frog.
Speaker 1: That was kind of cool. How you're like that was weird?
Speaker 1: That was I think that was all the botox I
Speaker 1: had holding my face in place, and then my lips went.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do that again if I tried.
Speaker 1: That was crazy, Like you're like, lip, what way up?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: We're not gonna we're not going to put that on
Speaker 1: our socials. Ryan, don't you dare because I don't need
Speaker 1: fucking memes of that one. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna meme right here. What you mean by it
Speaker 1: is you're not going to leap frog to your kid,
Speaker 1: you know, hypochondriac thing. He is a baby, he's going
Speaker 1: to different classes. He's also building up his own in
Speaker 1: so many classes. You want him to do that? You
Speaker 1: don't want to have a bubble boy, You don't want
Speaker 1: to have me. Obviously, with all the children I have,
Speaker 1: I'm willing to give you some of my advice, right,
Speaker 1: look at all of them. But no, I just think
Speaker 1: it's good to expose your kid to stuff and that's
Speaker 1: part of him building up his immunities. No, you're right,
Speaker 1: I need to I need to calm down. And with that,
Speaker 1: welcome to our big show. We missed you guys. We
Speaker 1: apologize that. I'll blame on this one. Obviously my schedule
Speaker 1: as well. No, I don't look at the weather in advance.
Speaker 1: I don't look at my flights in advance. And last
Speaker 1: week when we were both in Philadelphia for the NFC
Speaker 1: Championship Game, I was in flying somewhere else. My flight
Speaker 1: was later on Monday, and it was going to screw
Speaker 1: up the recording of the podcast. So anyways, we miss
Speaker 1: you guys. We are back. When this airs, we will
Speaker 1: actually both already be in New Orleans for the big game,
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. I'm so excited. It's been a couple
Speaker 1: of years obviously since the game was on Fox, and
Speaker 1: we're back and we're headed to New Orleans. And what
Speaker 1: are you most excited for? Or do you want to
Speaker 1: go back and talk about the NFC Championship game. Let's
Speaker 1: go back, because that feels like two weeks ago, doesn't
Speaker 1: It feels like two years ago? Where has the time gone?
Speaker 1: So we finally get to I mean, we love when
Speaker 1: we're in the same place because it only happens once
Speaker 1: or twice every couple of years. But yeah, both in
Speaker 1: Philadelphia NFC Championship game between the Washington Commanders the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 1: Go your highlight the game, all of it. You sit
Speaker 1: down and you're trying to remember it all there was good.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that bad?
Speaker 1: Let's see, it's always great to see everybody because we
Speaker 1: don't get to be with everybody until NFC championship in
Speaker 1: Super Bowl, So that was super exciting. What else was happening?
Speaker 1: Got to sit down with Sequan. I got very emotional
Speaker 1: in that sit down interview. He was just saying a
Speaker 1: lot of things that I thought kind of applied to
Speaker 1: my life or like where I am in my life,
Speaker 1: just about you know, you look at everything you go
Speaker 1: through and you think it's right time, right place, and
Speaker 1: I don't know. He just had a lot of great
Speaker 1: insightful perspective and he talked about manifesting and seeing things through.
Speaker 1: And I said this on the pregame show. You always
Speaker 1: want an athlete to bite when you ask them about
Speaker 1: a potential trophy winning, you know game, And I said, okay,
Speaker 1: you've manifested. What do you see tomorrow? And he just
Speaker 1: said perfectly and like his low calm Saquon voice, like confetti,
Speaker 1: my family, kissing my you know fiance, say my kid.
Speaker 1: And I was like crying. It just was so cool
Speaker 1: and so fun and congrats to Saquon. But also on
Speaker 1: the other side of things, We've talked about it. At
Speaker 1: this point, I don't want anyone to lose I know,
Speaker 1: I know someone. I sat down with Dan Campbell. You
Speaker 1: got to be close.
Speaker 2: I'm like that or sorry, dan Quinn, excuse me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn. I had never gotten a chance to meet him,
Speaker 1: and those that don't know, I'm from Seattle and what
Speaker 1: he was a defensive coordinator there with Richard Sherman and
Speaker 1: Cam Chancellor and Earl Thomas and Bobby Wagner and that
Speaker 1: whole legion of Boom Defense. And so I was very
Speaker 1: excited too because everyone and sum I was talking to
Speaker 1: him the day before I did the interview, just like
Speaker 1: sort of getting a little intel on who he was
Speaker 1: and different questions to ask, and Term's like, he is
Speaker 1: one of the most caring, kind people you'll ever meet,
Speaker 1: and he just wants everyone to he said. He said
Speaker 1: this quote in the interview, which I loved. He's like,
Speaker 1: I love doing hard shit with good people. And it's
Speaker 1: like that I love that too. Right when you're doing anything,
Speaker 1: whether it's in a relationship or friendships or whatever, it's
Speaker 1: like it's just so rewarding when you're like, you go
Speaker 1: through it, but you're doing it with the people that
Speaker 1: you want to so you never want to see anyone lose.
Speaker 1: But what I'm so excited for is this is a
Speaker 1: team that only had four wins last year and in
Speaker 1: one year, the turnaround that the Washington Commanders have had
Speaker 1: have had even to get to an NFC Championship game,
Speaker 1: which they hadn't gotten to since nineteen ninety one, that
Speaker 1: fan base has a ton of reasons to cheer. So
Speaker 1: as we turn our attention now to the super Bowl,
Speaker 1: here we are here, we are Chiefs headlines. We're going
Speaker 1: for it. To get a little emo about this too,
Speaker 1: and a little defensive. Let's do it, okay. I like
Speaker 1: when you get okay, what are we defensive about? I
Speaker 1: was flying back on Monday from the NFC Championship. You
Speaker 1: were going to Orlando. I was going back home from Orlando.
Speaker 1: I slept for a few hours, then decided to crack
Speaker 1: open the laptop and start reading articles and getting some
Speaker 1: work done. I got so fired up about this stories
Speaker 1: I was reading and the fact, you know, covered the
Speaker 1: Eagles a ton getting back into it with the Chiefs.
Speaker 2: I got something to work to you today.
Speaker 1: Actually, I just thought of that. I go. I was
Speaker 1: asked and have been asked multiple times. Have you seen
Speaker 1: on Twitter that there's hashtag boycott the super Bowl because
Speaker 1: people don't want.
Speaker 2: To see these two teams play.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny are the people in the world
Speaker 1: that say, you're a girl. You don't know much about football. No,
Speaker 1: you don't know anything about football. If you don't appreciate
Speaker 1: and like what these two teams have accomplished this year,
Speaker 1: what they've gone through this year. If you need me
Speaker 1: to lay out the storylines, you are football, You're boring.
Speaker 2: You've got the issue. It's you. It's you. You're the problem.
Speaker 2: It's you.
Speaker 1: This Super Bowl is awesome. I don't care if it's
Speaker 1: a rematch. Guess what, how many times have we seen
Speaker 1: Bill's chiefs a ton? How many times every time Patriot's
Speaker 1: chiefs a ton?
Speaker 2: Because they're good.
Speaker 1: If you don't like it, beat them better? All of that.
Speaker 1: People did this with the Patriots, all that. I'm so
Speaker 1: sick of seeing the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Well,
Speaker 1: guess what, as you know, sweet Josh Allen so articulately, articulately, Well,
Speaker 1: I can't articulate escavator. I mean, my god, eloquently said
Speaker 1: in his press conference, as all of the emotions are
Speaker 1: flooding him, of flooding over him, of having you know,
Speaker 1: lost in this AFC Championship game, wait again to the
Speaker 1: Chiefs and all that. He's like, look if they're the best,
Speaker 1: and they're the best until someone beats them, and that's
Speaker 1: the reality of it. When the Patriots were on their run,
Speaker 1: they were the best. Somebody needs to knock them off.
Speaker 1: So I always look at it like this, how lucky
Speaker 1: are we to have a front row seat to history?
Speaker 1: And that's what I look at. So if that history
Speaker 1: is actually made because the Chiefs, you know, are the
Speaker 1: first team ever to have a threepeat, great if it's history,
Speaker 1: because you know, the Eagles get their championship and they
Speaker 1: get their redemption in this game and their revenge tool
Speaker 1: or whatever they're on, and Saquon finally is able to
Speaker 1: hoist that Lombardi Trophy, then that's great too. I just
Speaker 1: love these Matt. I think these are they are the
Speaker 1: best two teams. It doesn't feel lopsided, it doesn't feel like, ooh,
Speaker 1: this might be like a blowout game. I mean, the
Speaker 1: last Super Bowl was won by what three points between
Speaker 1: the Chiefs. That was the margin of victory and the
Speaker 1: last one, so there's so many different great storylines in
Speaker 1: this one. And I'm just so excited that we get
Speaker 1: this super Bowl because then we don't have another one
Speaker 1: for four years. And that's what's making me sad because,
Speaker 1: for those that don't know, every three years, Fox gets
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl because you have to share it with
Speaker 1: CBS and NBC, right, and the way that the contract
Speaker 1: worked out with the NFL, now we won't have it
Speaker 1: for another four years after this. So I am going
Speaker 1: in with the attitude of soaking it all up. It's
Speaker 1: a busy week, it's a great week. It's in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of fun surprises planned that we're going
Speaker 1: to be able to obviously roll out on Super Bowl Sunday.
Speaker 1: And it's fucking It's the Super Bowl. This is like
Speaker 1: what we dreamed about when we were little kids, is
Speaker 1: standing on the sideline, the moment when I get to
Speaker 1: stand there with you, right before you do your hit
Speaker 1: in front of hundreds of millions of people. Like it's
Speaker 1: just I don't know, I get so excited thinking about
Speaker 1: this opportunity that we get every few years. And if
Speaker 1: you know what, you don't like us when we talk
Speaker 1: about Taylor Swift, too bad, you don't like us when
Speaker 1: we talk about football. Well, I'm going to talk about football.
Speaker 1: You said it so perfectly. We get a front row
Speaker 1: seat to potentially history with Patrick Mahomes and the three
Speaker 1: Peete And I don't care what you think about the calls.
Speaker 1: You're crazy. I don't care what you think about it's rigged.
Speaker 1: You're crazy. He is the face of our league. And
Speaker 1: I will tell you someone that has worked with him,
Speaker 1: You have worked with him. He makes time for everybody.
Speaker 1: He is so great. He is as advertised. You don't
Speaker 1: want to meet your heroes. You want to meet him.
Speaker 1: You want to meet Saquon Barkley. They are these kids
Speaker 1: should be, should want to be growing up to be
Speaker 1: like them. And I am so grateful. I'm so grateful
Speaker 1: I got to cover Tom, I got to cover Aaron.
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful to be covering these guys. This is
Speaker 1: such a pleasure, It is such an honor, It is
Speaker 1: such a treat. There are so many storylines, there are
Speaker 1: so many great storylines, and I'm so grateful we get
Speaker 1: to be a part of it. Yes, speaking of Super Bowl, though,
Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out real quick. I
Speaker 1: know sometimes you're like, oh God, but this is a
Speaker 1: big deal and I already got mine because you're so
Speaker 1: generous and gave me.
Speaker 2: But you're aware of having it. I do.
Speaker 1: I have already sent mine to New Orleans. Hold on,
Speaker 1: but look at her.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say so.
Speaker 1: We did a collab with Rebecca Minkoff and we have
Speaker 1: a limited edition leather jacket, Super Leather Jacket that we
Speaker 1: are selling on Fanatics and also on Rebecca Minkoff site.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. We got Carissa Thompson in one. I
Speaker 1: was gonna wear mine today, but I already sent it
Speaker 1: to New Orleans to have waiting for me.
Speaker 2: They're cute.
Speaker 1: And we also have a super Bowl line that's out
Speaker 1: on Fanatics as well. It's also out on where By EA.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's our super Bowl line. We have a
Speaker 1: ton of different styles. We have just ones that say
Speaker 1: super Bowl fifty nine. We also have ones that are
Speaker 1: for Kansas City. We have stuff for the Eagles, we
Speaker 1: have stuff with both teams. There's ore where By EA
Speaker 1: and Rebecca Mincoff super Bowl leather jacket. So nice, Aaron Fine,
Speaker 1: so nice. It is so soft.
Speaker 3: This leather is buttery buttery, buttery, HSN Buttery. All of
Speaker 3: the hardware on it is top of the line. They
Speaker 3: have a cute belt at the bottom. The vibe that's
Speaker 3: like a little oversize. Nothing's like I have a sweatshirt
Speaker 3: on underneath this, and it doesn't feel like you're like,
Speaker 3: you know, can't move your arms in it.
Speaker 1: It's so comey, cozy. Look at the details, oh the
Speaker 1: details with the zipper, and I got to love it.
Speaker 1: Look at how fun that is. It's cute, it's good.
Speaker 1: Thank you, good, thanks for wearing it. I'm just supposed
Speaker 1: to wear it on this podcast. And like I said,
Speaker 1: I sent everything, so yeah, I'm a I've got to
Speaker 1: be in my bonnet with people in their attitude. And look,
Speaker 1: you can't make everybody happy. I get that, but I
Speaker 1: just I think it's so comical when people sit back
Speaker 1: and they're like, she's a terrible broadcaster. I'm going back
Speaker 1: to the jail. I love you, thank you, I'm your door.
Speaker 1: But watch call her up. Look at all the different
Speaker 1: ways you can wear this. There's so many different ways.
Speaker 1: I love. You can even sleep in it and look
Speaker 1: great ant be cozy with the buttery soft leather. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I just I've got to be in my bonnet where
Speaker 1: people have an attitude about this. I think it's an
Speaker 1: amazing super Bowl and I think if you can't appreciate it,
Speaker 1: then I don't think you really know much about our league. No, no,
Speaker 1: And it's the ramp to where people are like, oh, Taylor,
Speaker 1: she's ruining Football's not make it better exactly. So young
Speaker 1: girls like it. If you don't like it, fine turn
Speaker 1: it out. No one asked you guess what. There'll be
Speaker 1: plenty of other people watching. So we have a lot
Speaker 1: to do this week. As Aaron had mentioned on the pregame,
Speaker 1: we had a week between the NFC Championship Game and.
Speaker 2: Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: What appointment did you go to and what didn't you
Speaker 1: go to? Because I had everything. I was an appointment gal.
Speaker 1: I went and got my teeth cleaned, no cavities. I
Speaker 1: still feel like a little kid, I reported to my
Speaker 1: mom today. When I called her, I was like, no
Speaker 1: cavities for me. I got a facial I got oh,
Speaker 1: I got an update from my surgery that I want
Speaker 1: to get to make myself look younger. But I can't
Speaker 1: do that till okay season. What other appointments that I had,
Speaker 1: Daniel Porr, I'm not ignoring you. Doctor Lakey is about
Speaker 1: to make me look twenty years younger. I can't wait
Speaker 1: for that. More on that after the break.
Speaker 2: What else did I do?
Speaker 1: I ad a fitting, uh for clothes? What else would
Speaker 1: you had? I know you had a nail list on it.
Speaker 1: It's great crazy. Here's the thing I am, so I'm
Speaker 1: a square. We've discussed this. Jackie Quick loves it when
Speaker 1: I say I'm a square. I got We were supposed
Speaker 1: to get our ears. There's still super Bowl, there is time,
Speaker 1: but now I'm worried if I get it triple Piers
Speaker 1: to in New Orleans, I'll get an infection and.
Speaker 2: Then they'll keep you out.
Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Asking you about a pad too. I'm saying it's an
Speaker 1: ear rings. True.
Speaker 2: So I just got my ears double Piers.
Speaker 1: I only wear the same pillow top, lipstick over and over.
Speaker 1: I basically do the same nude nails. I am wearing
Speaker 1: a really fun outfit for super Bowl. I love it
Speaker 1: a lot. Daniel and got it together for me. You
Speaker 1: get a couple of these nails go with it. But
Speaker 1: this is like for me, this is like crazy, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, these are crazy. Whereas we
Speaker 1: were just talking about one of my girlfriends that we
Speaker 1: are going to go way with together, I realized that's
Speaker 1: when we found someone. Because the conversation with diner this
Speaker 1: would be Temple nails. She'd be like, yeah, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Temple. It's fine, all good. Yeah, last time getting
Speaker 1: I'm getting used from Aaron was I don't know if
Speaker 1: she lifted her glass. I said, what are we doing
Speaker 1: with those nails? Because we had a conversation one time
Speaker 1: on here shout out to how we lon chrome chrome.
Speaker 1: We're not doing chrome nails. We're too old for that.
Speaker 1: I just get stuck in the same old French situation.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I'm going to live a little.
Speaker 1: You know what, it could be my last super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I'm going to live a little. You never know what
Speaker 1: could happen at this super Bowl? Like this, well it's
Speaker 1: very festive, it's New Orleans, and I like that you're
Speaker 1: going to try new things. So that what else we
Speaker 1: let's talk about our Oh what went into I was
Speaker 1: going to say, what what do you what goes into
Speaker 1: what you wear? A lot of people have been asking
Speaker 1: me this, and you know what I love about this
Speaker 1: is that I think for years I never really wanted
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, it's just don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: I'm just blending in and I'm doing the game. No
Speaker 1: f that like, and I I'm gonna praise our girl.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna praise Taylor for making it cool to be like,
Speaker 1: I'm a woman and I love sports, and I just
Speaker 1: it's good. Were you like we can look great? What
Speaker 1: goes into what you wear for Super Bowl? I have
Speaker 1: some doozy outfits. I'm so excited about mine this year.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of it is just if it
Speaker 1: has sparkle, if it's something that's like I would never wear.
Speaker 1: It has to be special it's the super Bowl, but
Speaker 1: also unfortunately functional for me still, well that's yeah, when
Speaker 1: you're walking here doing how when you're walking this ass
Speaker 1: up and down the sideline?
Speaker 2: Have you ever.
Speaker 1: Tracked your steps? It's not really something I do. I
Speaker 1: used to track my steps when I did both sidelines.
Speaker 1: Now I feel like I'm a I'm a fake, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not doing the whole thing. You know,
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, because you gets what sidelines? That's interesting?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So what goes into it? No? I just want to
Speaker 1: I mean, you know me, I don't plan too far ahead.
Speaker 1: I mean, hi, I just got the dress today that
Speaker 1: I'm gonna where And if you always do that so well.
Speaker 1: You did that when we went to the Era's tour.
Speaker 1: You pulled that off so well. And I look at
Speaker 1: a procrastinator, But there's nothing wrong with a soccer mom.
Speaker 1: She's still talking about it.
Speaker 2: This is hey, Can I bring something up?
Speaker 1: I was talking about late is how my eyebrows chilled
Speaker 1: out because I got off that serum. Isn't that insane?
Speaker 1: I think here's what I You've still not said what
Speaker 1: the serum is. Because some people want those eyebrows. You're
Speaker 1: trying to like dumb them down. I gotta go get
Speaker 1: I have to film miney and all these ares look
Speaker 1: so good. I've started to use it maybe like twice
Speaker 1: a week, but not the every day, because we saw
Speaker 1: what happened when I used it every day. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's no lie, it gets ya, it's great, it works.
Speaker 1: What is it? Are you allowed to say the serream?
Speaker 2: It's a bogie?
Speaker 1: Okay? I mean it's unbelievable. But I think I was
Speaker 1: really over using it, so which is not like you.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're such a rule follower, like you
Speaker 1: read the instruction. Remember that time you gave me the
Speaker 1: self tanner for my face and I, oh my god,
Speaker 1: went on, I mean, I look like Donald Trump. It
Speaker 1: was wild, like the amount of self tanner that I
Speaker 1: had on. I mean, my god, are you going to
Speaker 1: get a tan before the super Bowl? Yeah, it's happening,
Speaker 1: bomb Is. We're a week out. I mean, it's not
Speaker 1: going to be left on me. Have you seen this
Speaker 1: very Danzaget, I've actually gotten one before. No, No, that
Speaker 1: girl's out. That one's out. You know, I got the
Speaker 1: good one. That one was a trial and error. Okay,
Speaker 1: more on the air side air. I'm gonna say this now,
Speaker 1: I because I didn't say it at the time, but
Speaker 1: now he's my coworker, so I can say this. I
Speaker 1: used Caris as a girl she recommended, not who she's
Speaker 1: using now, right before I went to Tom Brady's retirement
Speaker 1: surprise retirement party in the Bahamas, and I was I
Speaker 1: literally used it the night before we went, and Jared
Speaker 1: was like whoa, And I'm like, it's gonna be fine,
Speaker 1: it's gonna wear off, it's gonna be right. We flew
Speaker 1: to New Jersey to go see our friends and then
Speaker 1: fly with them to the Bahamas.
Speaker 2: I showed up.
Speaker 1: I sat down at their table and the son looked
Speaker 1: at me and goes, is that gonna come off?
Speaker 2: It was bad.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm so sorry. My girlfriend Ashley gave me
Speaker 1: a dove bar and a shower and said, hey, go
Speaker 1: do yourself a favor. Oh my god. I was in
Speaker 1: the ocean for the Bahamas, just laying there like. One
Speaker 1: of the best parts of the story is TV walks out.
Speaker 1: Everybody's like surprise, happy retirement. He walks around everyone and
Speaker 1: gives everybody a hug, and he was like what Aaron, Wow?
Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, you think I do this for
Speaker 1: just anybody? No, happy retirement. I was fucking orange. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry because worked with her and she was obviously
Speaker 1: using the wrong formula. It was. It was not it
Speaker 1: was formula one, is what I Oh my god, well
Speaker 1: you know what you were The checkered flag was there? Okay,
Speaker 1: you were the first around the track with the orange glow.
Speaker 1: So I'm so sorry. Yeah, bray Tan tomorrow and I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna go when they say what color do you
Speaker 1: want to be? As dark as possible, because then by
Speaker 1: the time the game gets there.
Speaker 2: How are you going to keep it though?
Speaker 1: Because we are working out, We're you shower fifty times
Speaker 1: a day? Yeah, but I feel like it's that's only
Speaker 1: a what six days does dom shall add stuff to you? Right,
Speaker 1: because Jillian will add stuff? Yeah, like a little you know,
Speaker 1: I'm as Sally Hanson. Although I got a new one
Speaker 1: now I don't know the name of it. I got
Speaker 1: to look for it. I got a new one to
Speaker 1: it really good. All right, we have a lot, we
Speaker 1: have a lot of things. We're very excited. But also
Speaker 1: I would like to point out, actually I don't want
Speaker 1: to point this out. We have Ryan, our wonderful producer.
Speaker 1: Now they're actually they're gonna grow on me. They're gonna
Speaker 1: they're kind of cool. Yeah, I'm into it. These headlines, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do them first. One, I'm single and sick of
Speaker 1: dating apps. I tried a crazy hack and got hundreds
Speaker 1: of suitors. So I'm gonna my god, paraphrase this a
Speaker 1: little bit because person's exhausted by dating apps. Okay, So
Speaker 1: she wrote on a sign she wrote single and her
Speaker 1: Instagram handle. She held up the poster at a game.
Speaker 1: She was inundated with messages on the social media app
Speaker 1: as eligible bachelors followed her account and tried to flirt
Speaker 1: with her. Quote. Seems Instagram was an easier way than
Speaker 1: That's awesome up to me. I'm so into this because
Speaker 1: you and I have talked about this. I've never been
Speaker 1: on a dating app either have you.
Speaker 2: But we have.
Speaker 1: Friends that are like exhausted by the experience, you know,
Speaker 1: But then some of them work, like my sister met
Speaker 1: her husband on match dot Com twenty years ago. Like,
Speaker 1: there's plenty of instances in which it works. But I
Speaker 1: can't see where you could get so exhausted on that
Speaker 1: scrolling situation. So this is great. Holding up a sign
Speaker 1: that says single with your Instagram handle fantastic, I love love,
Speaker 1: love it. What would you write on your poster?
Speaker 2: Help? Have you seen that? Have you seen this stuff
Speaker 2: on the news?
Speaker 1: Where is that? I don't like that choke. It's terrible
Speaker 1: with everything going on in the world. Stop, no, it's
Speaker 1: I don't like any of that. Yeah, okay. I got
Speaker 1: engaged at my sister in law's wedding. It was mortifying
Speaker 1: but unforgettable, all right. So this girl, Britney Brink, was
Speaker 1: pulled onto the dance floor against her will to participate
Speaker 1: in the bouquet toss for the bride, the sister of
Speaker 1: Brink's boyfriend. God. This is already hard for me to follow.
Speaker 1: I was almost annoyed. I don't need to come out
Speaker 1: for the bouquet toss. Okay, I can't pronounce rich ask
Speaker 1: Brink to marry him in the middle of his sister's reception. Immediately,
Speaker 1: I go, why would you do this on your sister's
Speaker 1: wedding day?
Speaker 2: Why would you do this?
Speaker 1: This sounds like a friend's episode, but it was the
Speaker 1: bride's idea idea all along. She starts crying and says,
Speaker 1: I really wanted you to have this moment. I really
Speaker 1: wanted your aunt to be here for this proposal because
Speaker 1: I know that she can't have your parents. Oh, I
Speaker 1: know that you can't have your parents here. Turns out
Speaker 1: the woman that was proposed to her parents both passed
Speaker 1: away within months of each other. Okay, that's adorable. I
Speaker 1: love that you don't need to be mortified.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: That changes everything. Yeah, it was so sweet, she adds,
Speaker 1: And it just meant so much to me because without
Speaker 1: the context of like the emotional aspect and the sister
Speaker 1: being in on it, Yeah, that would be a bad
Speaker 1: news situation. If you were proposed to at your sister
Speaker 1: in law's wedding and then can you imagine if the
Speaker 1: sister wasn't in on it, I'd be like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: This is my day? What are we doing over here
Speaker 1: with provoking? But I don't have any weddings to go
Speaker 1: to this summer? Do you know? This is why everyone
Speaker 1: wants to married, because someone wants to have a party.
Speaker 1: Because at this point, we're at the age where people
Speaker 1: are take me out of the equation because we've already
Speaker 1: done it. They're either getting married for the second time
Speaker 1: or they're done. Like we're forty ish whatever, we are
Speaker 1: mid forties, and it's like at this point like we're
Speaker 1: either getting a divorce and trying again or we are
Speaker 1: wifed up.
Speaker 2: I'm close to fifty with chrome nails, they look great.
Speaker 1: I can do it with a broken That's interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no wedding this summer. I really appreciate that. Unless it's
Speaker 1: yours and it's a surprise wedding and you want to
Speaker 1: surprise us.
Speaker 2: That would be so fun.
Speaker 1: Invited all of your great friends to the ranch and
Speaker 1: you're like, we're just going to have a big party,
Speaker 1: and then it was like, surprise, it's our wedding. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what I'm going to say that is awesome. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what I'm going to say about this. I'm never
Speaker 1: getting married again. Okay, this is we've uh, we have
Speaker 1: already talked about it. We have already went through all
Speaker 1: the reasons.
Speaker 2: Well, nobod talk to.
Speaker 1: Me about it. Okay, Well, listen, I will have a party.
Speaker 1: Though I'm happy to have a party. There's just not
Speaker 1: gonna be vows. Like why does it? Who cares about
Speaker 1: the vows? Anyways? No one wants to listen to that
Speaker 1: shit and promises and this and that. Do that on
Speaker 1: your own time. People just want to show up for
Speaker 1: the party. So if you want me to have a party,
Speaker 1: I can do that. I'm just not going to have
Speaker 1: a wedding party. I just want you guys to be
Speaker 1: together forever. Well, when I want to celebrate you being
Speaker 1: together forever, well, you're adorable. Do you want us to do? Like,
Speaker 1: why don't we just draft up on a piece of
Speaker 1: paper and we'll just sign that and then that's it.
Speaker 1: There's no legal paperwork filed at the courthouse or you know,
Speaker 1: any of that crap. If you want us to sign
Speaker 1: it for you, I will do that, but it's not
Speaker 1: a legal marriage. I watch friends a lot, and you
Speaker 1: remind me so much of Jennifer Aniston's character in from
Speaker 1: Nice to Stand. I literally watch it on the road
Speaker 1: on YouTube TV. Not an ad, but I'd love it
Speaker 1: to be while I'm brushing my teeth, while I'm washing
Speaker 1: my face. It gives me comfort. And lately I've been
Speaker 1: watching the wedding between Chandler and Monica, which makes me
Speaker 1: so sad for Matthew Perry. But when Joey talks about
Speaker 1: his two best friends getting married, I just want to
Speaker 1: say that at your wedding. Okay, hey, do you want
Speaker 1: to do how about we do this? Okay, let's take
Speaker 1: it to the streets and the calm down community. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about because I like a theme, you know,
Speaker 1: I love a costume. I love a theme. We could
Speaker 1: have a not wedding wedding, so it's not a wedding,
Speaker 1: but it's a wedding that just is a union. Look
Speaker 1: at how interested you are in this. You're dealing with
Speaker 1: your kid. What's like is he okay, he's starting to
Speaker 1: get sick. Okay, so take it to the streets back again,
Speaker 1: go ahead, No, we need to I want I wanted
Speaker 1: to say he's fine. I've got to get over this.
Speaker 1: They get sick all the time. Okay, go ahead, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll take it to the street. You are going to
Speaker 1: take it to the streets for my situation, But this
Speaker 1: is a fluid conversation.
Speaker 2: It's the other one's coming out of his nose.
Speaker 1: That's my point. The other we're going to take to
Speaker 1: the streets with the calm down community, all the real
Speaker 1: mothers out there, not me who pretends to have children,
Speaker 1: I don't have them. How can you help, Aaron? I
Speaker 1: want you to write into our dione act like this
Speaker 1: guy is following. Everyone knows what less what advice other
Speaker 1: mothers have on night, not being a hypochondriac or worrying
Speaker 1: too much, because that's a real thing, that's your baby.
Speaker 1: Of course you're going to be worried about him, but
Speaker 1: like that in between of he's okay, he's just he's fine. Okay,
Speaker 1: So take it to the streets that I want my
Speaker 1: Chandler Monica wedding.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, okay, I'll have it. Not wedding wedding.
Speaker 1: I just I'm not going to sign any paperwork or
Speaker 1: legally get married.
Speaker 2: But if you want us to.
Speaker 1: Do that for you, I do I will what's the word,
Speaker 1: I will what your wishes. I will not appreciate your wishes.
Speaker 1: I will respect your wishes. It's not like you're dying.
Speaker 2: Am I doing?
Speaker 1: What? Do you respect my wishes? What that I don't
Speaker 1: legally want to get married? I feel like I'm pushing
Speaker 1: it on you. No, you're not. The decision was all mine.
Speaker 1: You're not the only one that you know says that
Speaker 1: they want Steve and I to get married because they
Speaker 1: know I'm so happy, and oh that's great. But it's
Speaker 1: the same way that you wanted me to have a baby,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to have a baby, and like,
Speaker 1: which I told you last night, which I'd like to
Speaker 1: open it up to this, you really threw that on me,
Speaker 1: and I don't think it's a random story. You were like,
Speaker 1: so I decided not to have a baby, and I
Speaker 1: was like, which, you were getting kicked out of the restaurant,
Speaker 1: And you're telling me this, which you have known and
Speaker 1: everyone that has listened to this podcast. I have made
Speaker 1: the conscious decision not to have children. But there was
Speaker 1: a big moment that the fertility clinic sent me the
Speaker 1: final notification that my eggs Because if you don't renew
Speaker 1: your storage every year, and it's you know, it's a
Speaker 1: couple thousand dollars. It's a small price and the big
Speaker 1: scheme of things for what you're doing. But for me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't need to keep paying the storage
Speaker 1: fee anymore because I don't need to have the eggs.
Speaker 1: But then I wrote back, which, by the way, they
Speaker 1: haven't written me back. I wrote back on the email.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I'd like to donate my eggs,
Speaker 1: and I don't think that's just like something you should
Speaker 1: write back on the email.
Speaker 2: They're going to follow up.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're gonna do a whole legal thing because
Speaker 1: they're not going to want to be sued, so you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to do a whole legal thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, but I'm like, does has anyone? Does
Speaker 1: anyone have any information on this because I would like
Speaker 1: to donate I don't have a lot of eggs, but
Speaker 1: I have eight really good ones, and i'd like to
Speaker 1: donate that to someone because you know, you and I
Speaker 1: have talked about at at length that the struggles that
Speaker 1: people go through to have babies, and so I would
Speaker 1: like my eggs to be out there in the world
Speaker 1: and be a child one day. And I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that would like your eggs. Well, look,
Speaker 1: i'm fun, I'm flirty, i am great, I'm sporty, I'm athletic. Anyways, No,
Speaker 1: I just feel like, is that a thing am I
Speaker 1: allowed to do that? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 1: I think there's gonna be a little bit more paper
Speaker 1: work than you just being like, hey, i'd like to
Speaker 1: donate my eggs.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 1: It's like me going down to good Will and donating clothes.
Speaker 1: I can't just drop them off. Okay, interesting, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll look into that. We'll deal with that post super Bowl.
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, I love you. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to work another super Bowl alongside you, to root you on,
Speaker 1: to cheer you on, And just what are you most
Speaker 1: excited about.
Speaker 2: I'm most excited about being with you.
Speaker 1: I think that this, to me is always a really
Speaker 1: really special thing in life. That and the biggest moments
Speaker 1: of our career that we get to do it alongside
Speaker 1: each other, or I get to root you on when
Speaker 1: my pregame stuff is done and then the game starts
Speaker 1: and I just Yeah. I think it's very unique that
Speaker 1: we get to do a job that we both love
Speaker 1: and do it alongside one another and with all the
Speaker 1: people that we love that we work with. So yeah,
Speaker 1: very excited. And the matchup's fucking great. The matchup is rut.
Speaker 1: So let's go tune in Sunday on Fox five hour
Speaker 1: pregame show and let the game again. Guess who we're
Speaker 1: asking for in our meeting after practice?
Speaker 2: Is that funny bunny? Chris?
Speaker 1: Just stop?
Speaker 2: Great? Body's great?
Speaker 1: Great backstory on Chris Jones Thursday Night Football that comes
Speaker 1: up on set? Does the interview whatever? He's about to
Speaker 1: walk off set speaking of nail polish color? See how
Speaker 1: we bring it all back here? All all comes back?
Speaker 1: Look at that. He looks at me and he goes,
Speaker 1: was that funny bunny and the fact that he knew
Speaker 1: the nail love color? I said, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: going to do. I might put funny Bunny on these nails.
Speaker 1: I got a nail appointment Monday. What are you doing
Speaker 1: with Gronk? What's happening there? You guys are adorable in
Speaker 1: that promo? What are we doing?
Speaker 2: Are you and Gronk doing something together?
Speaker 1: You think that I've read any itinerary. I mean, we
Speaker 1: promoted during our game. It's one of the biggest and
Speaker 1: best Super Bowl parties out there, hosted by CHRISA. Thompson
Speaker 1: and Rob Gronkowski. Do you not know what it is? No,
Speaker 1: I have no idea get the promo together. Well, they
Speaker 1: just said, hey, you're gonna do something fun with Gronk. Can.
Speaker 1: I was like, let's do it, because every day is
Speaker 1: a good day with Gronk. You don't know what are
Speaker 1: you working Monday though? Yeah, I'm working Monday. Julian Edelman,
Speaker 1: myself and Mark Sanchez are in Los Angeles. Peter Schrager
Speaker 1: and I think Christina are in New Orleans already, and
Speaker 1: they'll do media day and we'll just throw it back
Speaker 1: and forth the studio. It's a kickoff show. I thought
Speaker 1: that's what you were doing with Gronk. No, well, maybe
Speaker 1: he's maybe he's there. I don't, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: really read the fine print. So we'll find out. Guys.
Speaker 1: It'll be a surprise for everybody, you know, as matter surprise.
Speaker 1: How cute this jacket is? Where by Aaron Andrews' Super
Speaker 1: Bowl gear? This Rebecca macuff Hey, will you tell everybody
Speaker 1: where they can get all this stuff. I don't know
Speaker 1: where to go. Yeah. So the super Bowl gear that
Speaker 1: you have on right now, that bomber jacket, we have
Speaker 1: several styles of our where super Bowl gear. It's available
Speaker 1: on whereby EA, NFL shop fanatics dot com.
Speaker 2: Also, if you're going to New Orleans, we have a
Speaker 2: whole pop.
Speaker 1: Up shop at the convention Center which is super fun,
Speaker 1: ghost buy check it out. The leather jacket is available
Speaker 1: now on Fanatics and also on Rebecca Mankoff's website as well.
Speaker 2: So that's super cute.
Speaker 1: Come on, this is you, guys. I can't say enough
Speaker 1: about the buttery leather. It smells so good. It smells rich.
Speaker 1: You know some of these like cheesy jackets and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's not real leather. This is so rich. I size jackets,
Speaker 1: the hard wa walking billboard. Oh my god. Well guess
Speaker 1: what if you're looking for me in New Orleans, I'll
Speaker 1: be in all of these things. So I'm excited. I
Speaker 1: love you, Happy super Bowl Week, and thank you Calm
Speaker 1: Down community for being supported us. If you guys see
Speaker 1: us out there day, scream calm down and we'll say
Speaker 1: we will love you, guys, Love, Love You. Calm Down
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