1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. There's only one way to intro. 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: Who's on the phone for a dirty little secret? Right now? 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: How's that on the show? Remember, if you want to 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,399 Speaker 1: text in at four one, six one and you have 5 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret to tell, you can tell us anything. 6 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: We always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what 7 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,479 Speaker 1: your name is, so everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: And there's a sound that I can play from this person. 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: And I'll see if you guys can guess who our 10 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: anonymous caller is today. Okay, okay, any guesses a little 11 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: kid playing basketball? No, I think an adult film stall. 12 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:44,319 Speaker 1: Maria Sharapova, the tennis player. She grown so loud, that's 13 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: her when she plays. Maria Sharapova's on the phone to 14 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. Him Maria, Hey, you 15 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: know you don't sound the same. Where's the where's that at? 16 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: That's yeah, she's so loud, it's like a seagull. Yeah. Anyway, 17 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: Ray Sharpova, you're not on the tennis court right now. 18 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: You're here to tell us dirt a little secret. What 19 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 1: is your dirt A little secret? Yeah? I got a secret. 20 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: I've been doing it for a little while now, and yeah, 21 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: it's just it's been something I've been doing behind my 22 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: wife's back that she doesn't know about. That's probably not 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: a good yeah, whenever they say that, it's not like. 24 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 1: It's not like that though. It's just, you know, it's 25 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,119 Speaker 1: just something I don't you know, it's not she wants 26 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: me to do, but I don't want to necessarily do it. 27 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: So I found I found the work around. Okay, what 28 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: are you doing behind her back? Okay? So, um, you know, 29 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: I'm a bartender, so like I get a lot of tips. 30 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 1: I got cash. I always have cash, like in my 31 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: pockets and dragging right now, what's going on? You just 32 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 1: called it to tell you a little but something I 33 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: don't even want to tell the secret. I just want 34 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: to tell you guy, how much cash out in my 35 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: pockets right now? I can't even tell. I can't even 36 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: feel the See I'm sitting now, I got so much 37 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: cash in my back and in the back of my 38 00:01:55,880 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: it's always raining even when I'm inside, you know. So 39 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: um yeah, so my wife, you know, when I come home, like, 40 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: I'm generally in charge of the dishes, so I'm supposed 41 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,839 Speaker 1: to do the dishes every day and stuff like that. 42 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: But I don't know. I don't want to do the dishes. 43 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: I'm bar ten, I'm cleaning dishes at the bar, So 44 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 1: I mean that's like your household sure dishes. Yeah, that's 45 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: like one of my to do list and that's like 46 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 1: one of the most annoying ones that I don't like. Yeah, 47 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,560 Speaker 1: I hate doing dishes. Yeah. So the things she doesn't 48 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:34,359 Speaker 1: know is that I actually I've gone and I've bought 49 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: the exact same dishes that we already have. Whenever I 50 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 1: so whenever dishes are like too hard, I just I 51 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 1: just throw those out. And I did swap them out. 52 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: What do you mean when they're too hard? Like too 53 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,920 Speaker 1: hot to clean? Yeah, too hard to clean or like 54 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,839 Speaker 1: really funny. Yeah, and I'll put on the I'll turn 55 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,920 Speaker 1: on the faucet and be like I'll make some noise. 56 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,640 Speaker 1: Is like all I'm doing dishes and then I make 57 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: the swap. Oh my god, that is so lazy. Yeah, 58 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,359 Speaker 1: it really is and also genius. Yeah, and I respect 59 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:14,239 Speaker 1: you a lot for that. Yeah, Like you know, I 60 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: spent I spent like over five hundred dollars, But what 61 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,519 Speaker 1: did you say? Is worth it? Worth it? Every penny? 62 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 1: Everyone I've been doing this for a few months now, Okay, 63 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: I guess time. Yeah, time is precious. Oh my god, 64 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,239 Speaker 1: feel like spending an extra twenty minutes to wash a 65 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 1: dish for the dishes? Is it's actually more expensive than 66 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: five hundred dollars spent on dishes, then good for you. 67 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: I guess well, time is money. Yeah, I spend thousands 68 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: of dollars to not have to do dishes whenever I 69 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: don't want to do dishes. All right, Well, great idea. 70 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people will actually start doing 71 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: that now. All right, man, thank you for telling us. 72 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: You're your a little secret. All right, appreciate it. What's 73 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: your dirty little secret.