WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Banana Girth 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.440 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.360 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:30.720 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:35.320 In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me big 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:39.199 Man and Danny g Radio and a Happy Friday to you. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:42.959 We kick off the weekend here on what is the 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:47.199 fourteenth day of the month of June. And I'm wrapping 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:51.680 myself in the flag today, Danny, because today is Flag 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:55.880 Day and I'm literally wrapped in the American flag right 0:00:55.920 --> 0:01:00.720 now celebrating Flag Day. Wave your flag and you should 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.240 be too. And if you're not celebrating Flag Day, bad 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:05.920 job by you. Day. Most people think like Flag Day 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.720 is like fourth or the Life. No, it's its own day, 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:11.880 and today's the day celebrate appropriately. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:15.040 How fitting that it kicks off Father's Day weekend because 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:17.960 us dads know how to represent where we live. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:23.119 Yeah, well, listen, you have to represent. That's the way 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.280 to do it now. Most people, when they're patriotic, they're 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.480 only patriotic for the Olympics or if we're at war, 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:29.960 but it seems like we're always at war with someone. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:35.520 But yeah, there's all kinds of different events. This goes 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:41.280 back Flag Day. The first flag was created in America 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:45.720 for like seventeen seventy six, but it wasn't until nineteen 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:54.560 sixteen that President Woodrow Wilson recognized Flag Day. And although 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:58.080 the celebration actually goes back to like the seventeen hundreds, 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:02.600 but the first present dayel decree was Woodrow Wilson in 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:09.000 nineteen sixteen. So June fourteenth is It's like I vaguely 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:12.400 remember it when I was in elementary school, but I 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:15.079 don't think I've thought about Flag Day since elementary school. 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:20.240 And is this related, Danny? That Flag Day coincides with 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:24.760 National Bourbon Day, so you can also celebrate National Bourbon Day. 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:29.639 Get the corn, the limestone, the white oak, the fire 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:34.280 and boom. One of my nicknames at one point was 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:40.160 Benny Bourbon. That's false, No, No, I mean somebody sent 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:42.520 a comment on social media. 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.280 Same person who calls you moneyball Mallard. 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:49.120 Well that's everyone who's seen you shoot the ball. I mean, 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:52.520 come on, anyway on this podcast, we've got it's banana, Benny. 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:53.760 What about throwing ax? 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:59.919 Swimming with the dolphins? Hey, that was ill advised video 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:03.080 that was altered by that schmuck Nick and Wisconsin some 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.600 of those other losers that with the Mallor meet and greet. 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:09.359 But those that saw the rest of the video. It's 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:13.040 like when you go to a courtroom, Danny, and they 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:17.960 show you misleading evidence. That was misleading evidence wrong. It's 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.400 a deep fake, is what that was. We have swimming 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:25.800 with the dolphins, the phrase of the week and foody fun, 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:28.720 and we'll see if we get to all that. Usually 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:31.000 we don't. Usually we don't. We'll see if we can 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.280 do that here on this Friday. So we'll kick off 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.240 the weekend with this. We haven't done this in a while. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:38.240 What is this announcer? 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:39.120 You know what? 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:47.040 It's the Malor Food Reviewed, The Mallard Food Review Food Review. 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.160 So you actually got off of your fast and you 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:50.680 ate something I did. 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:56.360 I did and I rare appropriate, Danny rare inappropriate. The 0:03:56.520 --> 0:04:01.760 Big Bertha of desserts, the much talked about, much analyzed, 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:09.040 much discussed dessert of desserts. That would be the Kirkland 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:13.760 brand banana cream pie from your local Costco. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:17.920 Oh boy, I heard about that. I heard about it firsthand, 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.960 a view because she only looked at it. My wife 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:23.400 the last time she was at Costco. She told me 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.360 she was so close to putting it in her cart, 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:26.320 but she didn't do it. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.279 Gotta do it, gotta do it. I did it. I 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:33.160 did it now full disclosure. I did go to Costco 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.680 originally a couple weeks back to get the pie. I 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:39.279 had seen something in preparation for this podcast on the 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.479 Foody Fun thing that we do, and I saw that 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.400 they had it. I think we mentioned it on the show, 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.160 and so I went to my local Costco. They didn't 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.760 have it, but I went back and I was like, 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:51.320 I really want some banana cream pie. So they had it. 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.559 I got it this thing early. A couple of notes, 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:58.240 A couple of notes early on. Here this thing three 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:02.039 and a half pounds of p three and a half 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:05.000 pounds by now. It's not cheap, but nothing's cheap these days. 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.960 It's sixteen dollars. But I'm told that's actually a good 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.159 price for a pie. Is that a good price for 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:12.279 a pie? Danny. I don't normally buy pie, so I'm 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:13.880 not sure if that's a good price for a pie. 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.680 That seems kind of expensive. But it's three and a 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:17.440 half pounds. 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.320 Yeah it sounds okay. I mean, I don't know either. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.320 The last time I bought a pie, it was probably 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:23.520 nineteen sixty four. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.080 Yeah, well you were, you know, were about thirty years old, 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.240 nineteen sixty four, so that makes sense. But it was 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:32.159 thirty seven cents. Yeah, I understand. So this thing three 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:34.520 and a half pounds. That's the first thing gets your attention. 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.760 It's the girth of the pie. It's very large, thick pie. 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:42.240 It's but it's it's light and fluffy at the same time. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:47.200 It's got if you love banana cream filling, it's got 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:50.839 it boom done, tons of it, a caramel whip topping 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:51.720 on top. 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:56.279 You know, my nickname is Gurth Brooks, so I think 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:56.919 I would love this. 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:00.760 It's that's when you worked over Insworth. I think that 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:03.600 was your nickname. But it's also got a butter gram 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:07.960 cracker crust. So that's delicious. Uh. And they say in 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:12.120 the reviews it says decadent caramel drizzle. I didn't find 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.840 it decadent. I found it, okay, I didn't know. I didn't. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:16.159 I don't. I don't know that I would use the 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:20.039 word decadent. But it did have caramel drizzle. And this 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:25.920 is the first ever sojourn by Costco into the banana 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:31.240 cream pie world. And I ate first time I bought, 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:36.279 I ate eight apiece. I was like, you know, it's okay, 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:37.840 and then I kept, you know, not one bite. I 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:41.239 kept going back and but anyway, get to the grade, 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:42.120 so mallard. 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:44.680 Really quick, yes, yes, Do you eat your pie cold 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:46.800 out of the fridge or at room temperature? 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:47.640 No? 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:51.599 It I like a cool pie right out of the fridge. 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.240 I like a cool I don't like room temperature. 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:55.120 I'm the same. 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:58.440 Yeah. So Malar Food Grade one to ten ten would 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:02.440 be the Ben Malick Chicken Finger at the Landing in Liberty, Missouri, 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:05.159 just down the road from where the Chiefs play at 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:10.160 Arrowhead Stadium. And this was a solid eight point zero 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:14.320 on the Malar Food Grade Malur Food Review. Banana Benny 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:16.040 you can call me that if you want banana Benny 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.200 who I will warn you if you're not a fan 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:22.880 of the whip topping, this is not for you. 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:24.640 I liked it. 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:28.720 I enjoy a nice whip topping, and this gave you 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.960 tons of it. I would have I would have liked 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:36.320 a couple of chunks of banana. It was banana cream, 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:42.360 heavy on the cream, and I love the cream. I 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:43.160 love the cream. 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:44.360 How dare you? 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:48.119 There's this place in New York when I visit my brother, 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:52.000 they had They're open twenty four hours. It's I forget 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:53.600 the name of it, but they have the greatest banana 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:56.520 cream pie I've ever had. But they actually, oh. 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.120 It's justinn't you walked all the way across the bridge 0:07:59.120 --> 0:07:59.840 with puff daddy. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.720 Eh No. But the thing about that is they actually 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.360 have little chunks of banana in there. You will not 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.560 find No banana chunks were harmed in the making of 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:12.160 the banana cream pie from Costco. I didn't find any. 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:15.760 But you get a massive chunk of pie, and I 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:18.400 think that's a pretty good value. Sixteen dollars seems like 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:22.880 a pretty decent value for pie. So overall, Mallar food 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:27.160 grade again eight point zero. I will be getting it again, 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:31.960 but probably not that often because it's I feel like 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:33.719 it's a waste if I don't eat the whole thing, 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.319 and you know, Danny, I'm worried about my girlish figure. 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:37.640 So it's a little tough for me to eat the 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.040 whole thing here if I eat the whole pie. And 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.200 my wife doesn't like to eat that much pie either, 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:43.680 so it's a bit of an issue. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:45.520 Yeah, this is why you should be able to buy 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:48.640 it by slice, just like their pizza there at Costco. 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:49.839 It's a great point. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:53.400 Costco food Court they charge well the cookies, Like is 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:55.400 a cookie two fifty for the cookie? 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:57.720 No, I'm not I'll look it up. Yeah, I don't 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.920 buy those, you know, I can only get the slice 0:08:59.920 --> 0:09:01.080 of pizza and the PEPSI. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.679 So I've not had the cookie at the Costco Cookland 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:07.360 food Court or whatever I have had. My go to 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:10.600 is I call it the traditional traditional order, which is 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:13.439 a slice of pizza and then the hot dog. Yeah, yeah, 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:15.960 that's the traditional And then you know, I might go 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:19.640 back and get the berry Sunday, which they got off 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:21.480 they took that off the menu, the berry Sunday, So 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:24.360 I might go back and get that. But the key 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.200 is a lot of people make a mistake when they 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:27.839 go to Costco at the food court. If they get 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:30.120 the dessert, they get it at the same time. Can't 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:33.800 do it that that stuff melts, right, Danny, back me 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:34.720 up on this, right. 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:38.240 And it's gross. You saw what went viral that guy 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:41.520 who put the two cookies. He got two huge Costco 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:46.280 cookies and they're melty warm, and he put the vanilla 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.679 in the middle of them to make his own sandwich. 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:53.559 Look gross. It was melting all over the place. 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:57.560 Yeah, yeah, you it's again. It's fast food. My theory, 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:00.160 and I've not been proven wrong on this, is that 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.280 the fast food is fine. It's not cheap anymore. It's 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:06.160 very expensive fast food, especially where we live in California. 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:09.319 But the issue with fast foods you got to eat 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:12.680 it within It's about ten minutes of getting the food, 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:16.520 and every minute after that the food sits there, it 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.560 gets worse and worse and worse and worse and worse 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:20.120 and worse. 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.880 Do you remember last weekend? Look at this, we're in sync. 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.160 We used to be Backstreet Boys, but now we're in sync. 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.840 Last weekend on the podcast in Foody Fun, you talked 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:33.160 about taco bells, new cheese it items. 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:35.760 Oh yeah, is that you sent me a photo? 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:39.559 Yeah, I just texted you. I went for show research 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:41.720 only Dan. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:44.080 That's not a very flattering photo. You said. 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:50.040 The calories didn't count because it's a market research. But 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:54.040 this is the cheese it enchilada. That picture, that's the 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.960 size of my hand. So in the commercials and the 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:00.439 on their menu when you're in the drive through looks 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:01.120 so big. 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:04.000 I was impressed by the size. But I'm not gonna lie, Danny, 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:04.840 that was a big cock. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.760 It's in this tiny box and I unboxed it. That's 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:11.840 what came out right there. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.960 Yeah, that's not not great. And it does look like 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.240 remember that story when I was walking and I had 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:19.120 to go to the bathroom. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:21.200 No, and then I'll say that. 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.600 It kind of looks what was left behind and when 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:25.800 I missed the market. You know, it's the bullye. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.000 It had good crunch, all right, I'll give it that. 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.840 It's just like the inside of a regular crunchy taco 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:35.360 and they throw some sour cream on it. So nothing special. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:39.840 I'll rank it in uh mild sauce packets. That's five 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:42.040 and a half out of ten mild sauce packets. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:46.760 So on the Danny G Food grading scale, just average okay, 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:50.120 so very very mild. And yeah, I don't think the 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.280 commercial that they have for that product, shows it the 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:55.079 way you showed it, Danny, I don't think. 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:58.160 Just the between. I mean, this is one of the 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.160 reasons why certain fast food places are getting sued. 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.520 Yeah, well that's always been the case though, right. I 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:06.679 remember when I was a kid, I watched my parents 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:10.199 used to watch I think it was sixty Minutes, and 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:13.080 they had a story on how they prepare food for 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:15.600 commercials and like the tricks that they used. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.520 Yeah, yeah, I remember you talking about that. And also 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.200 there is a classic movie. It's a pretty much a 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:25.040 cult classic. Michael Douglas started in a nineties movie called 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:29.280 Falling Down. Oh yeah, Yeah. He goes nuts in LA 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.480 one day, gets out of his car because he can't 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:33.880 stand the bumper of them for traffic, and he just 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:38.200 basically raises hell throughout the city of Los Angeles. He 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:42.080 goes inside a whammy Burger, remember, and he pulls his 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.360 gun out because he's pissed off. They won't give him 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:47.880 breakfast because it's like a minute after their breakfast time 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:48.679 ten o one. 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:49.120 Yeah. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.360 Then he talks to the manager and he's like, look 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:53.520 at they can give him a whammy Burger. He's like, 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.000 look at the way it looks on your picture and 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:58.480 look at this shriveled up little piece of shit here. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:03.600 The manager's pissing his pants. 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.160 That's uh, it's accurate. All these years later, the movie 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:10.640 is held up there. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, absolutely held 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.240 Boys and girls. If you've never seen the movie Falling Down, 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:16.720 put it on your list. And that has become the 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:20.920 normal where people in LA just have meltdowns Danny and uh, 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.520 I guess not just La. We had a guy was 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:28.800 it Atlanta this week? The guy that commandeered the bus. Yeah, 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.079 and Atlanta and was driving around. That's like an l 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:34.480 A story that's typically only in LA, but occasionally it 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:35.560 happens outside La. 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:38.199 Do you think our friend Roberto when he saw that story, 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:40.439 he got a little nervous, like, all shit that could 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:40.960 happen to me? 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.800 Yeah? Well, I do hear from Roberto everyone, So I 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:48.320 should text him and ask him his his stake on that. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:50.760 He's usually send me Dodger stuff. That's usually what he 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.520 sends me. He's he selectively goes. He only goes when 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.760 they're giving something away at Dodger Stadium, which I don't 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.680 blame him because it is very expensive. 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:00.559 So and he gets one bobblehead for him and then 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.440 he resells the other one. Yeah, he told me his 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.560 goals to always get two of the bobbleheads. 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:07.680 So the way to do it, that's where to do it. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:11.440 So this past weekend we had, as we turned the page, 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:14.240 a little whale watching excursion. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.520 H you guys saw me laying out on the beach 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:17.240 in Orangetown. 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:22.160 We went to the beautiful Newport coast and decided to 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.280 see whale watch, you know, go whale watching, which we 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:28.640 do maybe once a year, sometimes twice a year. But 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:30.880 this was our one time here in twenty twenty four 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:34.040 to get out in the boat and see whales. And 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.480 I have been whale watching a bunch of times over 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:42.320 the years. I can count on one finger the number 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:44.480 of times we've actually seen whales. And that was in 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:47.600 Santa Barbara. We were whale watching in Santa Barbara and 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:50.360 saw a couple of big whales there in Santa Barbara. 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:55.560 Never in any other part of LA or Orange County, 0:14:56.120 --> 0:15:00.120 San Diego, none of that. So we won whale watching. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:03.480 And but the weather was fine, nice day, perfect weather 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.320 and all that. We get out there and we're cruising 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:09.280 around and they're well there's no whales today. We haven't 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:11.120 found out of whales. We're gonna keep looking. And then 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:15.400 all of a sudden, it's like I'm in a documentary film. 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:18.680 Did I see a bunch of we No? I didn't 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:22.680 see much whales. I was surrounded not by the Miami dolphins. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.960 But I don't know what you call it, but it 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:29.360 was a whole like mile and I'm not exaggerating here. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:33.560 They estimated it was at least one mile long of 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:41.160 common dolphins that were aside the boat on both sides. 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:45.160 We were in the middle of the dolphins just doing 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:48.960 their thing, and it was awesome. It was so cool, 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:51.760 and it was so cool. And I have seen dolphins 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.640 every time I've gone whale watching, I see dolphins. Why 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:57.240 don't you just call it dolphin watching? Maybe we'll see 0:15:57.280 --> 0:16:00.000 a whale, but we're really gonna go look at dolphins. 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:02.040 That's what That would be good advertising. They always say 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:04.400 it's whale watching. No, it's dolphin watching. And it was 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:07.680 amazing these common dolphins and and like a couple of 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:10.200 them were like riding the short bus Danny because they 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:12.120 were like, they didn't really seem to know how to dive, 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:15.480 and they stood out. You know, they were diving like sideways. 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:17.840 Sounds like you're demeaning to all of them though you 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:18.960 keep calling them common. 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:23.240 Well that's what they said. They said, common dolphins. I 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.840 don't know. Well some of them were a little special danny, 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:27.920 if you know what I mean, because they were all 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.160 all the dolphins were diving the same way. And then 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:31.680 as I said, there were a couple of them that 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:34.480 were like I didn't either know how to dive, or 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:36.200 they were trying to show off, or they're just a 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:40.120 little slow, and they were like diving sideways, and it 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:41.920 was it was very hot, and. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.840 This one contrarian dolphins. Yeah, and then like like you 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:47.520 and a couple other hosts on the network, everyone swims 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:48.800 that way, we'll swim that way. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:51.480 You gotta stand out, man. It's like Craig Sager's showing 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.120 up to a TNT broadcast back and then a clown costume. 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:56.560 You remember who he is? Come on, you remember who 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:56.920 he is? 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:58.560 I remember he died too. 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.280 Oh how dare you remember Victor Brick running on the 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:07.520 court when Kobe Yeah, the shot almost died. Yeah, well 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:10.040 the lake once the Laker PR guy got to Vicky 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.720 almost died. What was he wanting to the not the kimono. 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:17.880 He had Pancho a Laker poncho on Vic our friend Vic, 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:20.520 the local LA radio legend, Victor Brick. I think he 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:22.920 had a poncho on. 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:25.800 Yeah, he's been a guest. He's been a guest of 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:26.560 the podcast. 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:29.200 I love Vic. I've known Vic way back since he 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:32.080 was Rick Dy's sports guy on D's in the Morning, 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:34.399 Rick D's in the Morning on Kiss FM one on 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:38.240 two point seven Kiss FM. Uh. That was my will 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:42.560 watching dolphin watching excursion. It was really awesome, really cool, wonderful, 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:46.600 loved it great, got a little burned, got a little 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:50.120 burned on the boat because I'm pasty overnight vampire guy 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:52.399 and so that was a bit of a pen in 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:52.720 the ass. 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:55.560 That stuff in a can that you can spray on yourself, 0:17:56.200 --> 0:18:01.240 is that right. We've been watching on Netflix Perfect Match, 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:06.560 which is a goulash of all the reality dating shows. 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:08.880 All go on this show to try to then match 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:11.280 up with each other from other shows. Some of the 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:14.320 guys on there, especially the dudes from the UK, they 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:17.119 are so red and burned. I think they're in Cancun 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:20.040 while they're filming this. And my wife says the same 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:22.080 thing every time a burned dude comes on the screen. 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:26.679 Put some fucking sunscreen on. My God, looks like it 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:27.840 hurts to the touch. 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:32.640 Yeah, well we've all seen, you know, one thing about 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:35.439 our brothers and sisters from Europe when they come to 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:39.200 the US. They just do things differently on the beach. 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.159 I guess the beaches must be a lot different in 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:46.119 the UK in particular, you know, like the bathing suits, everything, 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:49.159 they it's just a lot they stand out. Do we 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:51.080 stand it? We must stand out? I don't. I'm not 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:51.800 been to Europe. 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:55.199 But in accents that you can't really listen to for 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:56.720 longer than ten minutes. 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:59.120 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:02.000 Have you ever tried to watch one of those shows, 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:04.560 like with your wife or somebody else where those British 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:07.119 accents come on some some people can't take it. 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:10.760 Yeah, my wife loves the British Baking Show. She's watched 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:13.040 I think every episode of that, and so it's all 0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:15.199 in the background, but I usually don't pay attention. I 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:16.919 just kind of tune it out the same way you 0:19:16.960 --> 0:19:19.960 tune her out, pretty much. Yes, do my own do 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:23.439 my own thing. Yes, all right, let's get to some 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:25.439 foody fun. You wanted some foody fun. Let's do some 0:19:25.480 --> 0:19:25.960 foody fun. 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:30.640 Yeah, foody fun, let's do it. 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:34.560 All right. So these are some of the food stories 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:38.440 of the week. Starbucks offering new pairings on their Value 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:42.040 menu starting at just five dollars. Dan, you know, I 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.040 don't drink coffee, so you probably are wondering why I 0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:45.720 care about this. My wife does, though. 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:48.160 No, no, wait a second, you got her that fancy 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:51.040 coffee making machine you got crickets. 0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:54.560 Yeah, she still doesn't, and she still goes to it. Yeah, 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:58.240 you know, it doesn't matter, but they they have the 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:01.440 deal offers a tall twelve is that tall twelve ounce 0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:05.640 iced tea or coffee paired with butter, croissante tall as 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:10.359 there small or breakfast sandwich. Price is starting at five dollars, 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:14.320 so you can get that. What else do they have here? 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:19.320 Double smoked bacon or impossible breakfast sandwich That'll cost you 0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:25.040 seven dollars. So there's that, and uh, yeah, if you're 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:28.360 you're into that kind of thing, I think I'm good 0:20:28.359 --> 0:20:31.520 on that. I don't think I'll be partaking in that one. 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:34.119