WEBVTT - Very Vanilla (sort of) 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:06.720 It's this thing on Hi Andrew, Oh, hello, my darling, Scott. 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:10.000 It's Serial Killers episode. 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:12.000 Four, six hundred and twenty nine. 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:13.680 You know, I didn't even actually check to see what 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:16.680 it is. Was it thirty two thirty three? I thirty something? 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:19.320 Listen, I'm just here to eat cereal and make comments 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:20.239 about how old you are. 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:23.759 That is so messed up. What does that have to 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:24.440 do with anything? 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.680 What else is my role on this podcast? Let's really 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:27.400 boil this down. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:29.760 But I'm also not that old a whole. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:33.040 But you consistently make references to seventies and eighties show, 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.839 isn't it like our shtick? Like you're like, hey, look 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.559 at this commercial from the seventies, And then I go, 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:39.640 I don't know the commercial from the seventies, and then 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:41.560 you go, h you're so young. 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:43.560 Well that's right, But I don't say I'm so old. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.519 I just say I remember this from the eighties. 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:47.920 Listen, you are a young forty. 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:51.159 See here's the thing. I have three different sacks of 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:53.880 cereal today, so this could have gone anyway, and there 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:55.840 was one that you really wanted, and now I'm not 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:59.480 doing that one. Go okay, not fine, Sorry, Now we're 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:00.520 just gonna do a different one. 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:03.440 This is now cereal spie. Yes, you're gonna. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:06.119 Do something that you wanted, but instead today we're gonna 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:11.080 do the very vanilla episode. Yeah, because you're so vanilla. 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:14.399 I am yeah, I am no. Actually, they've been making 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:16.560 fun of vanilla on the Big Show lately because it 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:18.880 you know, Gandhi says it's not a flavor, but it is. 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:20.080 Of course, it's a flavor. 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.160 It annoys me when people say that it's not a 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:25.479 flavor because like birthday cake, I get it's not a flavor, correct, 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:29.560 But vanilla, it's a flavor. It's vanilla cake. 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:33.120 That's right, because there's vanilla beans, it's a spice extract, 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:36.480 and it's vanilla. So on this episode of Serial Killers, 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:38.400 it's all vanilla all the time. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.720 And it's because I called Scottie old. 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:44.480 That's right, because we were gonna do hmmm mmm. But sorry, 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.039 you can't have that today. You're gonna have to wait 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:49.440 until the next one. Sorry, can you hum it again? 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:55.240 M Chocolate eggo sprinkles. 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.760 That never existed, nor will it ever. Okay, I'm gonna 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:58.760 go down into the cereal sack and pick out the 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:00.120 first very vanilla. 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:01.640 By I don't like Vanilla Cereal. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.680 Would you want something old or new? Classic or new? 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:05.640 Let's go with something new. 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:06.720 You want the new one? 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.400 Yeah? Okay, then I don't want to say the O 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:10.840 word anymore around you. 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:15.040 Uh huh. So I actually have four cereals. There's so 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:18.000 many Vanilla Cereals who are doing four we're doing. We're 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.040 gonna we'll bang them out. We'll blow through the real 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.840 quick and we'll go from the newest to oldest. I guess. So, 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:25.320 here's the newest one cool in the cereal sack. 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:26.600 I don't think we did. 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.359 We did the cousin of this one a couple of 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:32.440 episodes ago. So I'm gonna give it a quick Scottie shake. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:37.320 And it's another Raisin brand crunch creation. This is vanilla Almond. 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:38.959 Oh. I think I'm gonna like this a lot. 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.480 Yeah. So there's the sun It's made with real fruit 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:44.720 and how many scoops Andrew? Two scoops of raisin? 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.720 Do you know what I have? Head stuck in my 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:50.840 head for a while now, Wax? Well, yes, I should 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:54.040 be you know, cuteipving my ears better, But I'm also 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:58.880 thinking about the my name's ice cream Jones. It's stuck 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:01.760 in my head. Yeah, it was a great cereal. Yeah 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:02.440 it's sad. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.119 I'm bringing the kids my ice cream cones. How broach 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.120 your new cereal for breakfast with the great taste of 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.880 ice cream cones. Whoa, that's when he almost fell off 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:12.160 his bike. 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:14.000 Yeah yeah, Okay, that's not the one with the sexy 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:14.680 marshmallow though. 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:17.960 No, that's Rocky Road. That's Marsha and van and Choco. 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.160 I think the guy's name was all Right, So here 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:20.760 we go up. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:24.840 I'm excited for this one because this one vanilla, I 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:26.200 feel will add to the taste. 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.800 It smells like maple. Again though everything smells like maple. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:32.200 Why maybe you have an issue smell it? Have you 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.160 thought about going to a doctor? I went to a 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:34.600 doctor again. 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.000 Yeah, this smells a lot like maple. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.080 Right, you know what I think those are the clusters? 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:39.720 Yeah, oh, I forgot. 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.680 To give your milk, get it back? Thanks. Hell So 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:43.480 I'm gonna go down to the fridge. 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:48.680 And today seventeen percent milk from Fair Life, one percent 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.360 low fat with calcium extra calcium. 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:53.880 Is delicious because I'm thinking about my old bones, you know, 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:55.680 so I don't want to like just collapse here on 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:56.120 the floor. 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.640 Listen. When I said old, I meant it in an 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:03.360 in dering way. I don't think that you're actually old. Okay, 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:04.800 that is mean to. 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:06.960 Say, thanks buddy, fair Life milk. 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:08.200 Oh, okay, just ignore it. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:10.560 When you want milk, you want fair Life. 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:12.560 No, this is not an ad. We still don't have 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:13.279 a sponsorshopow. 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.160 And it's lactose free too, so you're not gonna poop 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:15.520 on the wall. 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:18.120 Oh that's great, all right. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:23.120 So Kellogg's Raisin Brand Crunch Vanilla Almond it's new. It's 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:26.320 the newest one in the Raisin Brand Crunch family. You're ready. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:29.080 I will say the raisins look nasty because they have 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.760 vanilla things on them. All right, once you they go. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:39.360 Mm hmm pour bowls. That's pleasant. I like it, mm hmmmmm. 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:45.880 They're delicious. I'm a fam I like the little granilla pieces. Yep, 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.159 there's a great cereal pretty good. And the thing is 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.120 I feel healthy eating it. I know it's probably not healthy, 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.120 but I'm feeling like I am. 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:56.360 I don't taste a fake vanilla flavor, you know, it's 0:04:56.440 --> 0:05:00.920 just a soft hint of real vanilla. Did you just spit? 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:04.000 What's so funny? 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:09.200 Your choice of words, Oh, Mike, A soft hint of vanilla. 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:14.080 Raiss glazed with a touch of golden honey fiber like 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.880 grand fiber. I can't even speak. 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:18.880 I'm not pooping from the milk, but I am gonna 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:20.120 poop from the fiber. Raisin bram. 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:23.039 Fiber like grand fiber plays a very important part and 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:26.480 your digestive health and overwhelmed and overall well being. That 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:27.400 means poop. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.800 No, it's weird. What so, I know you hate them, 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:34.240 but grape os, grape nuts, grape nuts, rapeos, I don't know. 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:39.320 They taste a little bit like raisin bram. No, yeah, okay, 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:41.479 sod and just ignore what I'm saying. 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:46.640 Sugars podcast. So, sugar is the third ingredient we found one. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.080 We found many of them. 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:49.919 I know, but this one actually has some taste, and 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:55.719 sugar is not the second ingredient of first. I will also, 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:57.040 you know what, I'm gonna give it four balls too, 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.320 because I would eat this for breakfast. This is a 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.440 pretty good cereal delicious. Thank you, mister Kellogg. I'm gonna 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:05.799 come hang out at your sanitarium. That's how Kellogg started 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:08.520 what J. W. Kellogg, whatever the hell his name was. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.720 He had a sanitarium like for people to lose weight 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.440 and get healthy. And that's where all the cereals started 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.279 back in the late eighteen hundreds. What yeah, and then 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:18.920 Kellogg he had a brother too, and they fought with 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:21.680 each other. You don't know anything about this what you 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:24.040 know what? This episode's gonna run loong. So next time around, 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:25.800 I'm gonna give you a history lesson. Great, and you're 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:27.640 gonna do a book report and it's gonna be fantastic 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:28.679 about the Kellogg family. 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:31.400 Great. Okay, So that's where a podcast is going. It's 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:32.840 a history podcast with Cereal. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.800 It's a very educational podcast. I want children to listen 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:37.919 and bring their smarts to school and listen. 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:39.600 I think this is a great new direction. 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.440 Okay, going down to the cereal sack for number two. 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:47.880 I think this might be the next newest. I don't know. 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:52.479 This is from two thousand and fifteen or sixteen or so. Okay, 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:53.320 it's Vanilla Life. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:56.400 I'm so excited. Okay, Life, as you know, is one 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:56.960 of my favorite. 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.640 Yes, I'm aware now this one shows peaches in it. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:03.040 If I've ever put fresh peaches in a cereal, but 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.400 it could be delicious. There must be a flavor combination 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:07.000 that Quaker knows about that I do not. 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.679 Or Biff the interurn got into the box design. Again, 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:13.880 this is true. I like peaches and milk. I thought 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:15.840 it was cream. It's milk. 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:18.320 Yes, they recommend that you eat heavy cream with this 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:19.480 cereal and peaches. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:23.040 Yeah again, peaches and cream is a thing both sexually 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:26.560 it is and in actual things sexually. The song by 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:28.240 you don't remember. 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:32.840 Peaches and cream? Yes, Prince, no what peaches? You know 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:35.480 that I did it because I'm a feed getting freaky 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:37.920 in it. You don't know peaches and cream? Is it 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:39.200 is dirty? I don't know. 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:41.800 You really don't remember that song Peaches and cream? 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:44.040 Yes, it was like one twelve or something. Who says, yes. 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.440 What I mean? Cream? 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.400 You're you're so young? I mean I don't remember that. 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:55.400 Yeah, it must be because you're old. So anyway, why'd 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:56.360 you spit in my cup? 0:07:56.480 --> 0:08:01.160 The next a very similar cereal would be Vanilla checks, 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:04.560 which is far superior. I love Vanilla Chick. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:06.240 You also don't like Life by itself. 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:08.920 It's okay because I like the little sugar granules in 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:09.320 the middle. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:12.280 I love Life's new logo good job. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.040 Yeah, Oh, this might be old it's probably been sitting 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:14.960 in my cabinet for a while. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:16.840 Cool. All right, you just did this whole episode to 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:20.119 sabotage being did I didn't even mean to call you old. 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:21.040 I apologize. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:22.920 Now. This box is good till February twenty twenty, so 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:24.200 it's not old. All right. 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.280 Wow, did you get a paper cut? No? 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.920 I knocked over the raisin bran. All right, So why 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:31.360 did that hurt you? I have no idea. All right, 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:35.880 So here you go our one percent fair life with 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:37.040 your Vanilla Life. 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.760 Let's do a practice ad for fair Life. The taste 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.440 of my cereal tastes better with fair Life. Did that 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.360 sound good? No, I'll try a different approach. Wow, the 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.400 milk is really making the cereal look even tastier. Thanks, 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:49.839 fair Life. 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:51.320 Look, at the end of the day, milk is milk. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.120 But you know, if someone will pay us to drink it, 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:56.720 we'll do it. All right. Hey, here we go Vanilla Life. 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:58.240 Here that potential sponsors. 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:07.800 Huh huh, there's not it's not vombit necessary. You're kidding. 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:08.800 I don't like it. 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:12.079 Why did you get a shard of something in your throat? No, 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:13.720 what's the problem. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:19.440 It tastes like I'm just eating your butter like buttery. 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:20.760 You know what I mean? Now that you said that 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:22.200 it does taste like butter. 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.480 And I hate it. I give this two bowls. I'm 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:26.840 gonna the only reason why it's a bowl is because 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:30.480 it is a Life cereal, and I feel bad for Jimmy, 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:33.160 Timmy what was his name, Bobby? 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:36.640 Right, So you don't like it, I don't like it, right, No, 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:40.200 I don't shut up, child. Try it dry. It's a 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.160 little different. It's a little different without the milk. 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:47.320 Right, yeah, I mean I don't like it. 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:50.920 Okay, Well, I'll give it two balls. It's not great again. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:55.160 If you're gonna go for the square multi grain cereal, 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:58.120 go for checks, vanilla checks far superior. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:09:59.160 Did you bring vanilla checks? 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:01.120 I didn't because it was the expensive and I was like, dude, 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:03.360 I'm not paying five ninety nine for box of checks. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:04.600 I'm just gonna say that I like it. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:05.000 Cool. 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.560 Goole coo coo coo coo coogle. All right, you know what, 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.600 Checks doesn't go on sale very frequently, so great. The 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:11.400 peanut butter one that we did way back was like 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.760 ninety nine cents, so woo. Yeah. I bought like ten 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:14.400 of those boxes. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.120 So all of a sudden, vanilla checks is just gonna 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:17.280 come out of nowhere one day. 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.320 And it might be like great, Yeah, when it's all right, 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:22.080 back down to the cereal sack, just what it'll be better? 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:25.920 I hope raising brand crunch is the highlight of this episode. 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:29.840 This is post honey Bunches of Oats with vanilla bunches. 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:30.959 Oh, I like this. Now. 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.600 That's been kind of been around for maybe ten years 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:35.520 or so. It started off with some other name and 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.160 then it morphed into this honey you just don't forget 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:39.600 honey bunches of oats. 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:39.880 Yeah. 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.840 Was also the like cereal that the chicken and waffles 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.079 and the maple baked donut, well you remember that. No, 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.839 but those are gone, thankfully. 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:50.600 No, that was so bad. 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:52.200 I don't smell any vanilla. 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:58.040 I'm happy that I don't smell the vanilla because it 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:01.640 seems like I don't maybe like the actual vanilla taste. 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:03.640 By the way, you know, mister Post and mister Kellogg 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:05.559 were around at the same time, and they they had 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:07.840 big cereal fights back in the eighteen hundreds. 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.040 See when you say that, like, I'm either picturing a 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:13.439 civil war type of fights where it's like muskets or 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:16.480 I'm picturing like actual fights, like food fights, just with 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:17.400 cereal being thrown. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.559 I just pictured them in those big long bathing suits 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.480 that like go all the way down to their ankles, 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:25.000 and the and the bathing cap. I don't know why the. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.400 Big mustache is in like a top hat like you 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:30.400 see here. This is my property. You can't have a 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:31.640 cereal factory over hair. 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:32.800 That's pretty much how it was. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:33.559 Great. 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.480 So post honey bunches of oats with vanilla bunches. It's 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.880 cereal number three and are where very vanilla right here? 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:41.480 Oh? I almost had the life again. 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:48.800 Okay, here we go, tyog dog food. It's not good 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:52.960 at all. Where's the vanilla? Where's the bunches? 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.520 I will say? The only highlight to it. 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:56.560 I don't like this at all. 0:11:56.920 --> 0:12:00.040 Okay, no, it's not a highlight anymore. They bam and 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.280 boozled me because I was like, wow, this kind of 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:05.840 tastes like a waffle comb. No, then you know what happened. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:09.199 It turned into marinara sauce on a pizza. And now 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.520 I have to give this a ball and a spoon. 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:13.840 Where do you get these weird analogies. 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:16.240 From because when I eat things, I try and identify 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:17.000 the flavors. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.840 Well again, third ingredient sugar which is not bad, but 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:21.880 still whole grain wheat rice, and then sugar. 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:23.160 But no, ma'am. 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.200 It says ground vanilla beans. And I do see them, 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:28.240 they're on those little rice chunks, but I don't taste them. Nope, 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:31.840 there's no overwhelming vanilla taste in this cereal whatsoever. It 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:35.480 says with yummy vanilla bunches, But I guess there's nothing 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:37.880 yummy about this for me, so I'm giving it a bawl. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:41.280 Are you happy that inspiting me? You're now torturing yourself? 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:43.920 Yeah, I am. I'm sorry, Andrew, I love you, and 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.600 I apologize because this is not very good. 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:48.320 And I apologize to you. To Scott. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:50.680 Thanks, But so far, the raisin ray crunch has been delicious. Yeah, 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:51.240 I'm into it. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:54.400 Maybe the highlight of an episode of Cereal Killers is 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:55.200 raisin bran. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:55.880 Yeah? 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:57.440 Is this really a good episode? 0:12:57.440 --> 0:12:59.720 I don't know. Well, we're going to sandwich the episode. 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:01.920 Now we started with the Kellogg's, We're gonna end with 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:03.800 the Kelloggs. There's another vanilla, sir. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.880 You literally didn't have to like make it seem like 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:07.920 I would know that, so. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.199 Bookend, should I say that? 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:11.840 No? No, no, meaning like that they're both Kellogg's. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:12.840 Oh well, you don't know anything. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:15.200 I didn't even know Raisin brand was kel Shut the 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:17.280 hell up? Sorry? 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:20.959 Can you just get off this podcast? Go hire somebody else. 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:23.480 I'm going to who I don't know? Well, then again, 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:24.920 I'm the guy that knows things and you're the guy 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:26.520 that just eats. So that's cool. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:28.600 Oh okay, so my role in this podcast is to 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:29.760 be a slob and eat food. 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.080 Yeah, that's got something on your chin, I do. Yeah. 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.360 All right, back to the is it gone? 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:37.000 For the final serial? Number four? In the Vanilla episode, 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:42.040 is it gone? Yes, it's Kellogg's Special K vanilla and Almond. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:44.160 I love special Okay, vanilla and almond? 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:46.040 What are you talking about? I've had it before you, 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:47.079 even though it was Kellogg's. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:48.439 Well, I've had special. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.480 What do you think that giant K is four? What 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:51.360 do you think that is for? 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:52.640 I gotta go. 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:54.760 It's the Kelloggs. That's the Kellogg's K. 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:56.240 Did you not know that? 0:13:57.520 --> 0:13:59.320 Did you not know that? Okay? 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:00.719 This is embarrassing. 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.640 You really need to go back to cereal school. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:04.559 There's no such thing. 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:05.360 Yes there is. 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:07.599 I teach a class at the university. Oh yeah, I 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.680 forgot your doctor. B how's how's your thesis. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:11.880 Going, by the way, Oh it's done. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:13.760 You to present. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:18.000 Hm, this bag is a tough open. I don't want 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:18.480 to rip it. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.480 Wait, damn it. Can I tell you a really embarrassing story. 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:24.600 It's okay, the cereal still tastes great. Can I tell 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.280 you a really embarrassing story that has nothing to do 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:26.680 with cereal? 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.440 But go ahead? 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:35.480 As I was saying, go ahead, Andrew, so Elvis got 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.400 a furbo. Right, what's a furbo? 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:39.760 It's like the expensive car. 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:43.000 No, can you imagine? So it was like a ferbo. 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.920 It's okay, this just smells like cardboard. There's no smell whatsoever. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.800 Go ahead, it taste delicious. He got a Furbo during 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:51.880 the holiday season. He's like, oh, you could take the furbo? 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:52.680 Okay. 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:54.280 So I gave it to my friends and I'm like, 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:57.400 just let you guys know. It's inscribed. It says Max 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.680 on the inside. My sister just got a Ferbo the 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:02.960 other day. It's the Max fill line. It wasn't actually 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.080 personalized to Max like I thought it was. 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:06.600 That's embarrassing. 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:07.960 It's very embarrassing. 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:10.120 But also, why are we telling dog stories on a 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:11.080 Cereal podcast? 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.040 I don't know. Why do we talk about your digestive 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:16.480 issues all the time? Why do we talk about anything 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:20.360 on this podcast outside of Cereal? Here you go, Andrew, Oh, okay, 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.960 quickly avoid the topic of conversations. 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:25.040 Your special k vanilla almond. But that is very funny. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.480 I have a pet cube and I believe it says 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:29.400 the same thing, So I think I have Max's camera 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:32.120 as well. You could have a back if you'd like. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:38.000 Here we go, poor ballmer Boom really m to me. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:42.400 It has hints of like drinking a cappuccino. 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:44.360 It's like cranberry. I don't know what. I don't know 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:44.920 what's going on. 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:46.160 It takes like cranberry to you. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:47.000 I don't like it. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:48.920 Are you smelling burnt toast too? 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.600 So far, the only thing I've liked is raisin bran crunch. Nothing. 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:55.120 Nothing's really like overwhelmed me with vanilla, and I'm happy 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:58.120 about that. No, I want vanilla. I want hardcore vanilla. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.680 Hold on a second, I'm gonna read back and head 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:05.360 on back here to the Vault. The Vault a Cereal 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:07.120 Vault A Cereal vault, and I'm just going to grab 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:09.000 the drumstick Cereal that we had quite a number of 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:13.960 episodes back. I'm gonna take one of these vanilla pieces. No, 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:15.480 no Cereal tastes like vanilla. 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:16.480 I'm fine with that. 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:19.960 There's nothing very vanilla about this very vanilla episode except 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:23.000 you and you. Yeah, that's true. All right? Did I 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:23.360 rate it? 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:24.280 No? I didn't rate it. 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:25.360 I give it a ball. 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:27.320 I don't like it. Can you give me the box 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:29.360 a special K really quick? I just want to read 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:29.600 the back. 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:30.920 Are you gonna throw it at me? No? 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:36.200 I gotta hurt. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:39.200