Speaker 1: Brooking jewels, second Dato date today on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update. We have a guy named Mike.
Speaker 1: His email said that it doesn't go out on a
Speaker 1: ton of dates because he's very busy with quote, personal things.
Speaker 1: Why do you take that as a bat? I have
Speaker 1: no idea, but I want to find out what these
Speaker 1: personal things are. What's up, Mike? How are you? Hey?
Speaker 1: Technically my name is Mike, but everyone calls me Mikey,
Speaker 1: so you know you can feel free to do that. Okay, Mikey,
Speaker 1: what's up? Mikey? Hey? Guys, what's up? I listen to
Speaker 1: you sure every day. Thank you, man um. I appreciate
Speaker 1: your email. What kind of personal things are you busy
Speaker 1: with it? You can't go out on dates? No rabbit
Speaker 1: or not talk about it? What do you mean? Is jewil? Right?
Speaker 1: Isn't something sketchy that you're doing on the side? No?
Speaker 1: I just am just I'm just personal. You know they're
Speaker 1: personal things, right email? Okay? All right? I don't want
Speaker 1: to get all up in your business. Now. So you
Speaker 1: went out on a date with a girl named Nadine? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and how'd that go? Well? I haven't I've been out
Speaker 1: in a while and a friend of her friend set
Speaker 1: me up and I was like, Okay, you know I
Speaker 1: should probably go. Yeah you don't know, you don't have
Speaker 1: to go, Mikey, I you know I should probably go.
Speaker 1: It would be nice. Yeah you did socialize yourself, Mikey.
Speaker 1: This is good. And then I looked her up on
Speaker 1: social media and she was actually really really attracted. She
Speaker 1: was good looking, you know, she had perfect golden brown eyes.
Speaker 1: It looked like moons. Like her hair was awesome, like
Speaker 1: she had like I feel like I like him a
Speaker 1: little thicker and like she had the right shape and everything.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I was I was like kind of pumped,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, so, um, what did you guys do? Oh?
Speaker 1: We went. We went out to a restaurant and we
Speaker 1: eat food and I ordered a Salisbury steak and it
Speaker 1: was like, okay, would you go to that Salisbury steak?
Speaker 1: It's like Denny's. I don't mean, I don't even want
Speaker 1: to say the name of the because it was so bad.
Speaker 1: It was like trying and like stringy and like it
Speaker 1: was just like it was really a concentrating on a
Speaker 1: Salisbury steak right now when we're trying to talk about
Speaker 1: your date. I know, nothing about this girl or how
Speaker 1: it went that night. Oh, well, she ordered a Reuben sandwich. No,
Speaker 1: we're not wondering what food she ordered, Mikey. We're trying
Speaker 1: to ask you, like how the date went, not necessarily
Speaker 1: all the particulars on the food. Although I am still
Speaker 1: interested in Salisbury steak. I don't know where you get there. Okay, well, okay.
Speaker 1: On the actual date, we just talked like I don't
Speaker 1: remember what we were talking about because you know, she's pretty.
Speaker 1: It was a lot going on, you know, like I'm
Speaker 1: not you know, you can't really remember a lot because
Speaker 1: you know, I was just looking at this girl, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of nervous. Is it were you engaged in the
Speaker 1: conversation or was she just talking at you and you
Speaker 1: were just staring blankly back at her. No, it was
Speaker 1: like it was like going good, I think. And that
Speaker 1: was like I was like talking to her about like
Speaker 1: this thing that I do my friends, and it find
Speaker 1: funny older that I could do, like cartoon places. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what kind of voices do you do, Mikey? I know
Speaker 1: this well, the one that I did for her at
Speaker 1: the restaurant that do you guys know Patrick Starfish from
Speaker 1: SpongeBob SquarePants. Oh yeah, everybody knows Patrick. Yeah. I was
Speaker 1: at the table, and I like, did Patrick for her?
Speaker 1: I was like, please, I need some more. Okay, did
Speaker 1: you preface that with anything or did you just start
Speaker 1: going into Patrick? Well? I just thought that she would
Speaker 1: get what I was doing. It's like a Patrick voice.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't she get it? It is a pretty good voice.
Speaker 1: Did she like it? Did she laugh? I mean she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, yeah, I think she liked it. I
Speaker 1: think she liked it. You know where you know when
Speaker 1: people are like pretending like they don't like it, but
Speaker 1: like you can tell that they really like. No, I know,
Speaker 1: did you Did you have a conversation at all after
Speaker 1: that about how it was Patrick from SpongeBob or did
Speaker 1: you guys just move on? Actually I don't remember if
Speaker 1: I told her or not. Do you remember anything about
Speaker 1: this date other than doing the Patrick voice for her?
Speaker 1: I remember the food. I remember the Salisbury steak in
Speaker 1: the weaving. Where were you on this date? Like? Were
Speaker 1: you drunk? Are you drunk? Now? Is it maybe a
Speaker 1: better question? No? No, I don't drink. Actually, I'm just
Speaker 1: naturally fun. You need to start, Mikey. You do sound
Speaker 1: like a good time. But I don't know if people
Speaker 1: are going to be like on the same humor level
Speaker 1: with you right away when you're not explaining things exactly.
Speaker 1: And she was drinking, so maybe that's why she, you know,
Speaker 1: was being weird. Okay, so you remember she was drinking. Cool,
Speaker 1: So now we know that about your date. You guys
Speaker 1: went out at Salisbury Steak in Reuben Sandwich. You made
Speaker 1: your Patrick from SpongeBob Voice. How did the date end?
Speaker 1: I tried to walk her to her car, and I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have kissed her anyway, because a gentleman never does that.
Speaker 1: But no, we did not kiss at the end. Okay,
Speaker 1: did she you guys make plans to go out again? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we were like se you know, like she
Speaker 1: seemed by and then you know, she's just kind of
Speaker 1: drove off that it did it feel like she was
Speaker 1: jumping in the car trying to get away from you
Speaker 1: as quickly as possible. I mean, she was headed home,
Speaker 1: so I think, you know, I guess he was tired.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I need to call her
Speaker 1: and ask her. Oh all right, so how many times
Speaker 1: have you tried to get ahold of her? Since your date.
Speaker 1: I called her twice and I left a voicemail one
Speaker 1: of those times, and then I texted her like three times,
Speaker 1: like one was like words, and then the next one
Speaker 1: was emojis, and then last one was like a picture.
Speaker 1: What picture did you send her? I send her a
Speaker 1: jeff of Patrick, Oh you did. There's a connection there,
Speaker 1: all right. Well, we don't know much about your date.
Speaker 1: We do know that you liked her, I think, but
Speaker 1: we'll play a song. Comeback, call her and find out
Speaker 1: what happened on your date and get your second day
Speaker 1: of day? Okay, okay? Thing looking jubil in the morning update.
Speaker 1: Today's second date Update is a special celebrity edition because
Speaker 1: on the phone we have Patrick from SpongeBob square Pants
Speaker 1: and he's not getting a call back from a girl Nadine,
Speaker 1: and he's pretty bummed about it, right Patrick about it?
Speaker 1: Patrick is actually a guy named Mikey. He emailed us
Speaker 1: because he said he hasn't been out on a date
Speaker 1: in a while. He went out with a girl named Nadine,
Speaker 1: and he likes to do voices like that voice we
Speaker 1: just heard Patrick from SpongeBob. He doesn't really remember much
Speaker 1: about the date because I guess he was nervous. He
Speaker 1: remembers what food they ate, and that they laughed a
Speaker 1: little bit, and that he did his Patrick impersonation for her.
Speaker 1: It's important to note that he didn't tell her that
Speaker 1: it was Patrick when he's doing it. All right, Mikey
Speaker 1: or Patrick or whoever I'm talking to right now, we're
Speaker 1: about to call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: Do you have a feeling that it could possibly be
Speaker 1: the Patrick voice? It could have been a stringy Salisbury steak.
Speaker 1: I really don't know on it. You know what string is.
Speaker 1: Salisbury steak is a reason that a lot of people
Speaker 1: don't get a call back. So it's the number one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really is. All right, I'm on a dollar phone
Speaker 1: of her right now. Okay, thanks guys, I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi is
Speaker 1: Nadine there? Yeah? This is she, Hi Nadine. How are you.
Speaker 1: My name is Jubil, and I host a morning radio
Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. What did
Speaker 1: you say? This was? My name is Jubil from Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. It's a morning radio show.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of it? Oh? Um, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think so I think it's a few friends that listen
Speaker 1: to you. Guys, it's cool. Have you ever heard us
Speaker 1: at all? No, I'm sorry. I've told me to listen,
Speaker 1: but I haven't. Well, your friends will be excited to
Speaker 1: know that you're about to be on the show. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: What do you mean on the show? I don't I
Speaker 1: don't understand. Well, we do a segment called the second
Speaker 1: Date Update. So you recently went on on a date
Speaker 1: with a dude and he emailed us because he wants
Speaker 1: us to get a hold of you on his behalf.
Speaker 1: Oh that's weird. His name is mike and I think
Speaker 1: he probably went by Mikey on your date. At least
Speaker 1: that's how we know him. Oh yeah, no, no, yes,
Speaker 1: that's who wants to get a hold of you. Mikey.
Speaker 1: Do you remember going out with him? Or you might
Speaker 1: have thought it was Patrick from SpongeBob. I don't know.
Speaker 1: How do you know that? Because we talked to Mikey
Speaker 1: about your date and he told us that he was
Speaker 1: doing his SpongeBob impression for you, and he thought that
Speaker 1: you liked it a lot. It was really strange, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: It was really weird and not good you know, honestly,
Speaker 1: the entire date was just strange, and it really it
Speaker 1: was just it was kind of a misunderstanding. Honestly, the
Speaker 1: date was a misunderstanding. Yeah, my friend messaged me as
Speaker 1: I wanted to go on a date with this guy Mike,
Speaker 1: and you know, she told me his last name and everything,
Speaker 1: and you know, I looked him up and I saw
Speaker 1: his profile and I was like, wow, that's yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I liked how he looked, and I was like, sure,
Speaker 1: I'll go on a date with him. And I went
Speaker 1: and it was the wrong Mike. What how does that
Speaker 1: even happen? Because I looked him up online and there
Speaker 1: was another guy named Mike that had his name name
Speaker 1: not Oh, he didn't have mikey on his profiles. So
Speaker 1: did you message mikey and set up a date with
Speaker 1: mikey when you were trying to set up a date
Speaker 1: with a different Mike. Is that what you're saying, Well, she,
Speaker 1: my friend set up to date for ut. I just
Speaker 1: saw him. I looked him up before I told her, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go on the date. So she set you up
Speaker 1: with strange Mike, and you thought she was setting you
Speaker 1: up with hot Mike, that you found online. Yeah, muscular
Speaker 1: and tall, and that's what I was expecting, and instead
Speaker 1: who showed up was Mikey. So when you first saw him,
Speaker 1: were you shocked? Yeah, but I felt bad, but you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be rude, Like obviously it was
Speaker 1: my fault. I you know, looked at the wrong person.
Speaker 1: That's not his fault. So I thought I'd give it
Speaker 1: a chance. But it was Honestly, he's the strangest guy
Speaker 1: I've ever gone on INTA really. I mean we talked
Speaker 1: to him, it seems like a really fun guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was really lovable. Yeah, but he like we were
Speaker 1: sitting at the restaurant and he kept looking out the window.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like as if someone was watching him.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what are you looking at? And
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm sorry, just people on the street
Speaker 1: make me nervous. Oh, just people walking on the street. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was weird. I wasn't sure if he was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was real. But then he also
Speaker 1: like when I went to the bathroom, I came back
Speaker 1: and he asked me what it was like in there,
Speaker 1: and I was like where, And he wanted to know
Speaker 1: what the bathroom looked like and I I've never asked
Speaker 1: that question before, but he wanted to know in detail,
Speaker 1: Like he started asking me was it light or dark?
Speaker 1: For you know, how many toilets are in there? What?
Speaker 1: And how many toilets were there? And they're just curious,
Speaker 1: you remember, like four. I don't know, but you can see.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm always interested in how the men's room
Speaker 1: looks compared to the women's room. I'd say, but you
Speaker 1: don't ask it on a first date. But he's nervous. Well,
Speaker 1: that was a thing, like I couldn't tell if he
Speaker 1: really was nervous or he was. This was like how
Speaker 1: he jokes with people, you know, and then he started
Speaker 1: doing those impressions. It was this SpongeBob thing. It's a
Speaker 1: it's really not a bad patrick from SpongeBob, is it whatever?
Speaker 1: I mean, if you guys say it is, I'm sure
Speaker 1: it is. I just I don't watch the show. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just know that he was taking a
Speaker 1: salt shaker and making it dance and like having it
Speaker 1: do this voice, like he was putting on a puppet show.
Speaker 1: I just had to get out of there, like weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe some girls are into that, but
Speaker 1: it's just that's not for me. This sounds like the
Speaker 1: weirdest date you've probably ever been on. It is the
Speaker 1: weirdest date I've ever been on. Okay, this might be
Speaker 1: weird for you too, then, because he's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening to this comsation. It wasn't talk to you? What? Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? This is really strange for me, Like I
Speaker 1: didn't expect to talk with you again. I know you
Speaker 1: didn't return any of my phone calls or the text messages. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the story it was so funny, you know, Like I
Speaker 1: said that it was. It was weird for me, and
Speaker 1: this just really makes it weirder, honestly, Like what was
Speaker 1: really so weird that that was weird? Like I don't understand, Mikey.
Speaker 1: You gotta stop with the voice. Man, She's not she's
Speaker 1: not she's not digging it at all, but it's something
Speaker 1: she could grow into. Probably stop stop talking like that,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not going to grow watching the show that
Speaker 1: like children watch. I'll stop doing the voice if you
Speaker 1: go out on a second date with me, break he's
Speaker 1: pretty funny, he's great. Well, maybe you should go out
Speaker 1: with him. I don't know. Relationships are about compromise. Maybe
Speaker 1: this is a compromise he made you, Like, how can
Speaker 1: you You're not even being a person right now, You're
Speaker 1: being a cartoon personnel. Now, how about now? All right?
Speaker 1: You know, Like, I'm just gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: When I went on a date with you, it was
Speaker 1: like the first time I've been out in a long time.
Speaker 1: And when I was sitting across from you, I was like,
Speaker 1: I feel really really lucky to be here right now.
Speaker 1: I really, you know, I, instead of being nervous and
Speaker 1: shutting down, I you know, decided to you know, be
Speaker 1: a man about it, and you know, do what I
Speaker 1: I know best. That's asking a lot of questions and
Speaker 1: doing my voices and people usually like it. Why were
Speaker 1: you so interested in the woman's bathroom? I'm just curious
Speaker 1: about all different types of stuff. That's not weird. What
Speaker 1: about the people on the street? Did we really make
Speaker 1: you nervous? We don't know them. Just because you don't
Speaker 1: know him doesn't mean have to make you nervous. Mikey, Nadine,
Speaker 1: let's get back to the main point here. Would you
Speaker 1: go on a second date with Mikey? I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to politely decline. Mikey, it was nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: That's okay, all right, Nadine, it was nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: Who turns to me? YouTube? We got both of them
Speaker 1: on there. I think this is officially the weirdest second
Speaker 1: date update we've ever had. In the morning, I know
Speaker 1: he didn't get a second date, but I kind of
Speaker 1: want to hang out with Mikey rights working jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning talking about today's second update. This guy named
Speaker 1: Mike wanted to call a girl Nadine. She ended up
Speaker 1: not calling him back after their date because Mike's a
Speaker 1: bit of a character. Yeah, he sounds like he's got
Speaker 1: some social anxiety issues because he had to sit by
Speaker 1: a window and was scared of the people outside. We
Speaker 1: don't know those people. And he also did a Patrick
Speaker 1: from SpongeBob impersonation through the whole date, and when she
Speaker 1: went to go to the bathroom, he would not stop
Speaker 1: asking about how the bathroom looked inside. It's very split.
Speaker 1: On the textboard, a lot of people are like, he's
Speaker 1: the coolest guy ever, I can't stop laughing. He's very funny,
Speaker 1: and then other people were like, he's got bodied in
Speaker 1: his abasement don't go out with him. She decided to
Speaker 1: pass on a second date with Mikey. The thing is
Speaker 1: Mikey totally lovable. Probably not the person I would want
Speaker 1: to sleep with either, yea, because he'd be doing the
Speaker 1: SpongeBob while you guys were doing stuff. Remember if you
Speaker 1: want a second date. Update, Oh, I have to do
Speaker 1: his email the show and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back.