WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Spongebob Weird Pants

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels, second Dato date today on the phone for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update. We have a guy named Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>His email said that it doesn't go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>ton of dates because he's very busy with quote, personal things.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you take that as a bat? I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea, but I want to find out what these

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<v Speaker 1>personal things are. What's up, Mike? How are you? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Technically my name is Mike, but everyone calls me Mikey,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know you can feel free to do that. Okay, Mikey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Mikey? Hey? Guys, what's up? I listen to

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<v Speaker 1>you sure every day. Thank you, man um. I appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>your email. What kind of personal things are you busy

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<v Speaker 1>with it? You can't go out on dates? No rabbit

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<v Speaker 1>or not talk about it? What do you mean? Is jewil? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't something sketchy that you're doing on the side? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I just am just I'm just personal. You know they're

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<v Speaker 1>personal things, right email? Okay? All right? I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get all up in your business. Now. So you

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date with a girl named Nadine? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and how'd that go? Well? I haven't I've been out

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<v Speaker 1>in a while and a friend of her friend set

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<v Speaker 1>me up and I was like, Okay, you know I

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<v Speaker 1>should probably go. Yeah you don't know, you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to go, Mikey, I you know I should probably go.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be nice. Yeah you did socialize yourself, Mikey.

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<v Speaker 1>This is good. And then I looked her up on

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<v Speaker 1>social media and she was actually really really attracted. She

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<v Speaker 1>was good looking, you know, she had perfect golden brown eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked like moons. Like her hair was awesome, like

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<v Speaker 1>she had like I feel like I like him a

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<v Speaker 1>little thicker and like she had the right shape and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I was I was like kind of pumped,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, so, um, what did you guys do? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>We went. We went out to a restaurant and we

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<v Speaker 1>eat food and I ordered a Salisbury steak and it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, would you go to that Salisbury steak?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like Denny's. I don't mean, I don't even want

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<v Speaker 1>to say the name of the because it was so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like trying and like stringy and like it

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<v Speaker 1>was just like it was really a concentrating on a

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<v Speaker 1>Salisbury steak right now when we're trying to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>your date. I know, nothing about this girl or how

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<v Speaker 1>it went that night. Oh, well, she ordered a Reuben sandwich. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not wondering what food she ordered, Mikey. We're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you, like how the date went, not necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>all the particulars on the food. Although I am still

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<v Speaker 1>interested in Salisbury steak. I don't know where you get there. Okay, well, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>On the actual date, we just talked like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember what we were talking about because you know, she's pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a lot going on, you know, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not you know, you can't really remember a lot because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I was just looking at this girl, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of nervous. Is it were you engaged in the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation or was she just talking at you and you

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<v Speaker 1>were just staring blankly back at her. No, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like it was like going good, I think. And that

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<v Speaker 1>was like I was like talking to her about like

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<v Speaker 1>this thing that I do my friends, and it find

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<v Speaker 1>funny older that I could do, like cartoon places. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of voices do you do, Mikey? I know

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<v Speaker 1>this well, the one that I did for her at

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant that do you guys know Patrick Starfish from

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<v Speaker 1>SpongeBob SquarePants. Oh yeah, everybody knows Patrick. Yeah. I was

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<v Speaker 1>at the table, and I like, did Patrick for her?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, please, I need some more. Okay, did

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<v Speaker 1>you preface that with anything or did you just start

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<v Speaker 1>going into Patrick? Well? I just thought that she would

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<v Speaker 1>get what I was doing. It's like a Patrick voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't she get it? It is a pretty good voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she like it? Did she laugh? I mean she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, yeah, I think she liked it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think she liked it. You know where you know when

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<v Speaker 1>people are like pretending like they don't like it, but

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<v Speaker 1>like you can tell that they really like. No, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>did you Did you have a conversation at all after

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<v Speaker 1>that about how it was Patrick from SpongeBob or did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys just move on? Actually I don't remember if

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<v Speaker 1>I told her or not. Do you remember anything about

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<v Speaker 1>this date other than doing the Patrick voice for her?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the food. I remember the Salisbury steak in

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<v Speaker 1>the weaving. Where were you on this date? Like? Were

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<v Speaker 1>you drunk? Are you drunk? Now? Is it maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>better question? No? No, I don't drink. Actually, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>naturally fun. You need to start, Mikey. You do sound

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<v Speaker 1>like a good time. But I don't know if people

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<v Speaker 1>are going to be like on the same humor level

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<v Speaker 1>with you right away when you're not explaining things exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was drinking, so maybe that's why she, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>was being weird. Okay, so you remember she was drinking. Cool,

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<v Speaker 1>So now we know that about your date. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>went out at Salisbury Steak in Reuben Sandwich. You made

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<v Speaker 1>your Patrick from SpongeBob Voice. How did the date end?

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to walk her to her car, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have kissed her anyway, because a gentleman never does that.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, we did not kiss at the end. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>did she you guys make plans to go out again? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we were like se you know, like she

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<v Speaker 1>seemed by and then you know, she's just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>drove off that it did it feel like she was

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<v Speaker 1>jumping in the car trying to get away from you

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<v Speaker 1>as quickly as possible. I mean, she was headed home,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think, you know, I guess he was tired.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That's why I need to call her

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<v Speaker 1>and ask her. Oh all right, so how many times

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<v Speaker 1>have you tried to get ahold of her? Since your date.

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<v Speaker 1>I called her twice and I left a voicemail one

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<v Speaker 1>of those times, and then I texted her like three times,

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<v Speaker 1>like one was like words, and then the next one

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<v Speaker 1>was emojis, and then last one was like a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>What picture did you send her? I send her a

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<v Speaker 1>jeff of Patrick, Oh you did. There's a connection there,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Well, we don't know much about your date.

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<v Speaker 1>We do know that you liked her, I think, but

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song. Comeback, call her and find out

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<v Speaker 1>what happened on your date and get your second day

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<v Speaker 1>of day? Okay, okay? Thing looking jubil in the morning update.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's second date Update is a special celebrity edition because

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone we have Patrick from SpongeBob square Pants

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<v Speaker 1>and he's not getting a call back from a girl Nadine,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's pretty bummed about it, right Patrick about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick is actually a guy named Mikey. He emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>because he said he hasn't been out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>in a while. He went out with a girl named Nadine,

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<v Speaker 1>and he likes to do voices like that voice we

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<v Speaker 1>just heard Patrick from SpongeBob. He doesn't really remember much

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<v Speaker 1>about the date because I guess he was nervous. He

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<v Speaker 1>remembers what food they ate, and that they laughed a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, and that he did his Patrick impersonation for her.

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<v Speaker 1>It's important to note that he didn't tell her that

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<v Speaker 1>it was Patrick when he's doing it. All right, Mikey

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<v Speaker 1>or Patrick or whoever I'm talking to right now, we're

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<v Speaker 1>about to call her and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a feeling that it could possibly be

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<v Speaker 1>the Patrick voice? It could have been a stringy Salisbury steak.

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't know on it. You know what string is.

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<v Speaker 1>Salisbury steak is a reason that a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>don't get a call back. So it's the number one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it really is. All right, I'm on a dollar phone

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<v Speaker 1>of her right now. Okay, thanks guys, I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi is

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<v Speaker 1>Nadine there? Yeah? This is she, Hi Nadine. How are you.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jubil, and I host a morning radio

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<v Speaker 1>show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. What did

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<v Speaker 1>you say? This was? My name is Jubil from Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewel in the Morning. It's a morning radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard of it? Oh? Um, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think so I think it's a few friends that listen

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Guys, it's cool. Have you ever heard us

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<v Speaker 1>at all? No, I'm sorry. I've told me to listen,

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<v Speaker 1>but I haven't. Well, your friends will be excited to

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<v Speaker 1>know that you're about to be on the show. Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean on the show? I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand. Well, we do a segment called the second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update. So you recently went on on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with a dude and he emailed us because he wants

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<v Speaker 1>us to get a hold of you on his behalf.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's weird. His name is mike and I think

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<v Speaker 1>he probably went by Mikey on your date. At least

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<v Speaker 1>that's how we know him. Oh yeah, no, no, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's who wants to get a hold of you. Mikey.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember going out with him? Or you might

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<v Speaker 1>have thought it was Patrick from SpongeBob. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know that? Because we talked to Mikey

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<v Speaker 1>about your date and he told us that he was

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<v Speaker 1>doing his SpongeBob impression for you, and he thought that

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<v Speaker 1>you liked it a lot. It was really strange, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really weird and not good you know, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>the entire date was just strange, and it really it

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<v Speaker 1>was just it was kind of a misunderstanding. Honestly, the

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<v Speaker 1>date was a misunderstanding. Yeah, my friend messaged me as

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to go on a date with this guy Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, she told me his last name and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I looked him up and I saw

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<v Speaker 1>his profile and I was like, wow, that's yeah, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I liked how he looked, and I was like, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go on a date with him. And I went

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<v Speaker 1>and it was the wrong Mike. What how does that

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<v Speaker 1>even happen? Because I looked him up online and there

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<v Speaker 1>was another guy named Mike that had his name name

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<v Speaker 1>not Oh, he didn't have mikey on his profiles. So

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<v Speaker 1>did you message mikey and set up a date with

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<v Speaker 1>mikey when you were trying to set up a date

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<v Speaker 1>with a different Mike. Is that what you're saying, Well, she,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend set up to date for ut. I just

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<v Speaker 1>saw him. I looked him up before I told her, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go on the date. So she set you up

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<v Speaker 1>with strange Mike, and you thought she was setting you

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<v Speaker 1>up with hot Mike, that you found online. Yeah, muscular

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<v Speaker 1>and tall, and that's what I was expecting, and instead

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<v Speaker 1>who showed up was Mikey. So when you first saw him,

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<v Speaker 1>were you shocked? Yeah, but I felt bad, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to be rude, Like obviously it was

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<v Speaker 1>my fault. I you know, looked at the wrong person.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not his fault. So I thought I'd give it

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<v Speaker 1>a chance. But it was Honestly, he's the strangest guy

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever gone on INTA really. I mean we talked

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<v Speaker 1>to him, it seems like a really fun guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was really lovable. Yeah, but he like we were

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<v Speaker 1>sitting at the restaurant and he kept looking out the window.

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<v Speaker 1>It was kind of like as if someone was watching him.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what are you looking at? And

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, I'm sorry, just people on the street

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<v Speaker 1>make me nervous. Oh, just people walking on the street. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was weird. I wasn't sure if he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think it was real. But then he also

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<v Speaker 1>like when I went to the bathroom, I came back

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<v Speaker 1>and he asked me what it was like in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like where, And he wanted to know

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<v Speaker 1>what the bathroom looked like and I I've never asked

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<v Speaker 1>that question before, but he wanted to know in detail,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he started asking me was it light or dark?

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<v Speaker 1>For you know, how many toilets are in there? What?

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<v Speaker 1>And how many toilets were there? And they're just curious,

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<v Speaker 1>you remember, like four. I don't know, but you can see.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm always interested in how the men's room

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<v Speaker 1>looks compared to the women's room. I'd say, but you

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<v Speaker 1>don't ask it on a first date. But he's nervous. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a thing, like I couldn't tell if he

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<v Speaker 1>really was nervous or he was. This was like how

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<v Speaker 1>he jokes with people, you know, and then he started

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<v Speaker 1>doing those impressions. It was this SpongeBob thing. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>it's really not a bad patrick from SpongeBob, is it whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you guys say it is, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I just I don't watch the show. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I just know that he was taking a

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<v Speaker 1>salt shaker and making it dance and like having it

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<v Speaker 1>do this voice, like he was putting on a puppet show.

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<v Speaker 1>I just had to get out of there, like weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe some girls are into that, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's just that's not for me. This sounds like the

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<v Speaker 1>weirdest date you've probably ever been on. It is the

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<v Speaker 1>weirdest date I've ever been on. Okay, this might be

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<v Speaker 1>weird for you too, then, because he's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening to this comsation. It wasn't talk to you? What? Yeah, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? This is really strange for me, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't expect to talk with you again. I know you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't return any of my phone calls or the text messages. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the story it was so funny, you know, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>said that it was. It was weird for me, and

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<v Speaker 1>this just really makes it weirder, honestly, Like what was

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<v Speaker 1>really so weird that that was weird? Like I don't understand, Mikey.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta stop with the voice. Man, She's not she's

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<v Speaker 1>not she's not digging it at all, but it's something

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<v Speaker 1>she could grow into. Probably stop stop talking like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not going to grow watching the show that

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<v Speaker 1>like children watch. I'll stop doing the voice if you

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a second date with me, break he's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty funny, he's great. Well, maybe you should go out

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<v Speaker 1>with him. I don't know. Relationships are about compromise. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>this is a compromise he made you, Like, how can

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<v Speaker 1>you You're not even being a person right now, You're

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<v Speaker 1>being a cartoon personnel. Now, how about now? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Like, I'm just gonna be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 1>When I went on a date with you, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like the first time I've been out in a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I was sitting across from you, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel really really lucky to be here right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I really, you know, I, instead of being nervous and

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<v Speaker 1>shutting down, I you know, decided to you know, be

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<v Speaker 1>a man about it, and you know, do what I

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<v Speaker 1>I know best. That's asking a lot of questions and

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<v Speaker 1>doing my voices and people usually like it. Why were

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<v Speaker 1>you so interested in the woman's bathroom? I'm just curious

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<v Speaker 1>about all different types of stuff. That's not weird. What

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<v Speaker 1>about the people on the street? Did we really make

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<v Speaker 1>you nervous? We don't know them. Just because you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know him doesn't mean have to make you nervous. Mikey, Nadine,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get back to the main point here. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>go on a second date with Mikey? I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to politely decline. Mikey, it was nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, all right, Nadine, it was nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>Who turns to me? YouTube? We got both of them

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<v Speaker 1>on there. I think this is officially the weirdest second

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<v Speaker 1>date update we've ever had. In the morning, I know

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't get a second date, but I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>want to hang out with Mikey rights working jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning talking about today's second update. This guy named

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<v Speaker 1>Mike wanted to call a girl Nadine. She ended up

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back after their date because Mike's a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a character. Yeah, he sounds like he's got

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<v Speaker 1>some social anxiety issues because he had to sit by

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<v Speaker 1>a window and was scared of the people outside. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't know those people. And he also did a Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>from SpongeBob impersonation through the whole date, and when she

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<v Speaker 1>went to go to the bathroom, he would not stop

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<v Speaker 1>asking about how the bathroom looked inside. It's very split.

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<v Speaker 1>On the textboard, a lot of people are like, he's

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<v Speaker 1>the coolest guy ever, I can't stop laughing. He's very funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and then other people were like, he's got bodied in

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<v Speaker 1>his abasement don't go out with him. She decided to

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<v Speaker 1>pass on a second date with Mikey. The thing is

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<v Speaker 1>Mikey totally lovable. Probably not the person I would want

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep with either, yea, because he'd be doing the

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<v Speaker 1>SpongeBob while you guys were doing stuff. Remember if you

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<v Speaker 1>want a second date. Update, Oh, I have to do

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<v Speaker 1>his email the show and we will call the person

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't call you back.