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Speaker 1: Brooking jewels, second Dato date today on the phone for

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Speaker 1: a second date update. We have a guy named Mike.

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Speaker 1: His email said that it doesn't go out on a

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Speaker 1: ton of dates because he's very busy with quote, personal things.

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Speaker 1: Why do you take that as a bat? I have

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Speaker 1: no idea, but I want to find out what these

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Speaker 1: personal things are. What's up, Mike? How are you? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Technically my name is Mike, but everyone calls me Mikey,

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Speaker 1: so you know you can feel free to do that. Okay, Mikey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Mikey? Hey? Guys, what's up? I listen to

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Speaker 1: you sure every day. Thank you, man um. I appreciate

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Speaker 1: your email. What kind of personal things are you busy

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Speaker 1: with it? You can't go out on dates? No rabbit

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Speaker 1: or not talk about it? What do you mean? Is jewil? Right?

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Speaker 1: Isn't something sketchy that you're doing on the side? No?

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Speaker 1: I just am just I'm just personal. You know they're

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Speaker 1: personal things, right email? Okay? All right? I don't want

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Speaker 1: to get all up in your business. Now. So you

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Speaker 1: went out on a date with a girl named Nadine? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: and how'd that go? Well? I haven't I've been out

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Speaker 1: to go, Mikey, I you know I should probably go.

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Speaker 1: It would be nice. Yeah you did socialize yourself, Mikey.

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Speaker 1: This is good. And then I looked her up on

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Speaker 1: social media and she was actually really really attracted. She

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Speaker 1: It looked like moons. Like her hair was awesome, like

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I was I was like kind of pumped,

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Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, so, um, what did you guys do? Oh?

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Speaker 1: We went. We went out to a restaurant and we

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Speaker 1: eat food and I ordered a Salisbury steak and it

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Speaker 1: was like, okay, would you go to that Salisbury steak?

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Speaker 1: It's like Denny's. I don't mean, I don't even want

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Speaker 1: Salisbury steak right now when we're trying to talk about

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Speaker 1: your date. I know, nothing about this girl or how

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Speaker 1: it went that night. Oh, well, she ordered a Reuben sandwich. No,

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Speaker 1: we're not wondering what food she ordered, Mikey. We're trying

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Speaker 1: to ask you, like how the date went, not necessarily

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Speaker 1: all the particulars on the food. Although I am still

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Speaker 1: interested in Salisbury steak. I don't know where you get there. Okay, well, okay.

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Speaker 1: On the actual date, we just talked like I don't

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Speaker 1: It was a lot going on, you know, like I'm

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Speaker 1: not you know, you can't really remember a lot because

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Speaker 1: you know, I was just looking at this girl, you know,

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Speaker 1: were just staring blankly back at her. No, it was

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Speaker 1: like it was like going good, I think. And that

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Speaker 1: funny older that I could do, like cartoon places. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: what kind of voices do you do, Mikey? I know

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Speaker 1: this well, the one that I did for her at

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Speaker 1: SpongeBob SquarePants. Oh yeah, everybody knows Patrick. Yeah. I was

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Speaker 1: I was like, please, I need some more. Okay, did

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Speaker 1: going into Patrick? Well? I just thought that she would

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Speaker 1: So now we know that about your date. You guys

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Speaker 1: I tried to walk her to her car, and I

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Speaker 1: I called her twice and I left a voicemail one

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Speaker 1: jeff of Patrick, Oh you did. There's a connection there,

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Speaker 1: all right. Well, we don't know much about your date.

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Speaker 1: We do know that you liked her, I think, but

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Speaker 1: what happened on your date and get your second day

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Speaker 1: of day? Okay, okay? Thing looking jubil in the morning update.

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Speaker 1: Today's second date Update is a special celebrity edition because

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Speaker 1: on the phone we have Patrick from SpongeBob square Pants

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Speaker 1: and he's not getting a call back from a girl Nadine,

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Speaker 1: and he's pretty bummed about it, right Patrick about it?

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Speaker 1: Patrick is actually a guy named Mikey. He emailed us

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Speaker 1: because he said he hasn't been out on a date

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Speaker 1: in a while. He went out with a girl named Nadine,

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Speaker 1: and he likes to do voices like that voice we

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Speaker 1: just heard Patrick from SpongeBob. He doesn't really remember much

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Speaker 1: Do you have a feeling that it could possibly be

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Speaker 1: the Patrick voice? It could have been a stringy Salisbury steak.

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Speaker 1: I really don't know on it. You know what string is.

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Speaker 1: Salisbury steak is a reason that a lot of people

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Speaker 1: of her right now. Okay, thanks guys, I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi is

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Speaker 1: Nadine there? Yeah? This is she, Hi Nadine. How are you.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jubil, and I host a morning radio

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Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. What did

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Speaker 1: you say? This was? My name is Jubil from Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. It's a morning radio show.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of it? Oh? Um, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think so I think it's a few friends that listen

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Speaker 1: What do you mean on the show? I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't understand. Well, we do a segment called the second

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Speaker 1: Date Update. So you recently went on on a date

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Speaker 1: us to get a hold of you on his behalf.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's weird. His name is mike and I think

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Speaker 1: have thought it was Patrick from SpongeBob. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: How do you know that? Because we talked to Mikey

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Speaker 1: It was really weird and not good you know, honestly,

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Speaker 1: let's go on the date. So she set you up

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Speaker 1: who showed up was Mikey. So when you first saw him,

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Speaker 1: were you shocked? Yeah, but I felt bad, but you know,

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Speaker 1: a chance. But it was Honestly, he's the strangest guy

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Speaker 1: I've ever gone on INTA really. I mean we talked

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Speaker 1: want a second date. Update, Oh, I have to do

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